# 2 - A Confused Maiden
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYVNDJDD6/battle-girls---time-paradox)
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Preview:
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I'll be late...
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Wash my face...
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Brush my teeth...
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Where's my toothbrush?
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Mom...
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Where's my toothbrush?
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Ow...
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What's her problem?
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*That's right...*
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*All that weird stuff happened to me!*
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*I got sent to this strange place,
and it was awful,*
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*so I freaked out.*
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That was great!
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That food was good...
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Anyway...
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Still no reception?
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Oda Nobunaga.
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A Warring States period general.
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Lived from 1534 to 1582...
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Akechi Mitsuhide.
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I am Oda Nobunaga.
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*My name is Akechi Mitsuhide.*
***SIGN*** History
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But they're girls, not guys.
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Think maybe they really
are historical cosplayers?
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And this building definitely isn't normal.
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This is all really weird.
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I don't get it...
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But right now, my biggest problem
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is that all I have are my
school uniform and gym clothes!
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I look lame...
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This is awful.
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I'm coming in.
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You wear the strangest outfits.
***SIGN*** Episode 2
***SIGN*** A Confused Maiden
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Pick whichever you like from these.
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What is this? A mountain of treasure!
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There are so many!
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So amazing!
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Can I really, truly pick the ones I like?
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Yeah...
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This is so cute!
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What do you think?
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Don't ask me.
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I suppose it's fine.
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Maybe I'll make some alterations to it.
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Lend me a sewing kit later, OK?
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Excuse me.
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My lord, all is in readiness—
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Yeah?
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You come, too.
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Where?
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U-Um, is this really OK?
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There aren't seat belts or anything.
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I'm not gonna fall, am I?
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Hang on tight!
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My butt!
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My butt!
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My butt...
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Looks like it isn't going well.
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No.
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Ow...
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We were here last night!
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There, there...
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There's barely anything left.
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Be careful, all right?
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It looks like there are enough people here.
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All have lost their homes...
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falling into despair.
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Everyone, listen!
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Our lord has come here personally.
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Be thankful for her kindness,
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and work harder, despite your sorrow!
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You can't do that.
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I don't think that will work.
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What?
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I don't think you can just say something,
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and expect it to cheer them up
or fill their bellies.
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We should at least give them
some delicious candy or a cheerful song!
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What are you saying?
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So then, what would you do?
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Me?
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Here you go... Here you go.
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Pretty, isn't it?
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Here!
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Ta-dah!
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That contraption again?
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Start the music!
***SIGN*** Dreaming Freedom
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We want stuff we can still use, right?
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Let's get started!
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What can we use...
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Everyone!
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I think we can still use this pot.
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Hurry! Hurry!
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It's heavy... Hurry!
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Is it still useful?
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Good...
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This will still work, too.
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Look at your face!
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There!
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Can you get us some
food and sweets, Mitsuhide-san?
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Very well.
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Fetch some from the storehouse.
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But, my lord, that's...
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Mitsuhide.
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Retrieve some.
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This is the last time, right?
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She's done well.
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She easily captured the peasants' hearts.
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She will be a fresh wind,
as we cannot foresee.
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You think so?
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I am not mistaken about such things.
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Miss... Here's a meat bun for you!
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A meat bun?
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They look good...
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Thank you!
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*Huh?*
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*Come to think of it,
why are only women here?*
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Um...
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Here?
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I can make this my room?
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Our lord grants you this,
as a reward for your efforts today.
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What's wrong?
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You're dissatisfied?
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This room is more than good enough for you.
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No, no! That's not it at all.
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It's just that the interior
design isn't quite right.
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May I coordinate it a little?
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The interior cord?
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Coordinate, you know...
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Uh, are you not good with foreign words?
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How rude!
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Don't get mad...
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But yeah, I have a request...
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It was totally worth asking.
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Anyway, that Mitsuhide person
gets mad really easily.
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Just like Akerin.
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It's hard to believe that I'm only
meeting her for the first time.
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Her personality...
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Ow...
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Keh.
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Keh.
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You!
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*Who the hell are you?*
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*Did you wander in somehow?*
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Wait!
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You're from yesterday...
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That weird dog.
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So, how come you can talk?
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The same reason that
you're here, I suppose.
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The world contains many mysterious things.
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That doesn't make any sense.
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I'd like to ask you something.
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I have a name, you know.
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My name is Shiro, girl.
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So, your name's Shiro?
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Don't use it so carelessly!
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Then what should I call you?
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I'll grant you special permission
to call me Shiro-sama.
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"Sama"? You're a dog.
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I can hear you, damn it.
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Hey... Where am I?
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A different world than
the one you inhabited,
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one far in the past.
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In the past... And a different...
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A different world?
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No way!
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That only happens in light novels and manga.
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And are there any men here?
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I haven't seen any...
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About that...
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Well, you see...
There aren't any, well, men here...
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Then how is everyone born?
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Because babies are...
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Right?
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I dare you to repeat that.
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Never mind...
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Anyway, tell me the reason.
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You see...
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You see...
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The stork brings them...
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Was that really worth the dramatic pause?
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And why is your personality changing?
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And they're found in cabbage fields...
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Or sometimes, in a bamboo stalk...
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I see!
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In old stories, that's how it always is.
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And this is a different world,
in the past, so that makes sense!
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Then, how do I get back?
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Um, well...
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I doubt it'll be easy.
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But not 100% certain
that I can't return, right?
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I suppose...
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OK!
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In these situations, the main character
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must always do her best!
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And sometimes, that hard work
takes her home!
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You really are easygoing.
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Just stupid?
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You know what they say...
When in Rome, do as the Swiss do, right?
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No one says that anymore,
and it's wrong anyway.
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Hey, help me decorate, Shiro.
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If I'm going to be here a while,
I want to make it cute.
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Right?
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I'd even take a dog's help.
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The saying's about a cat, not a dog.
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You don't know anything, do you?
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You're a moron.
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Wake up, already!
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Let me rest a bit more...
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Get up!
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Hey!
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You're too loud!
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Who's loud?
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Who...
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Shiro kept telling me to wake up...
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Shiro?
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Why is he acting like that?
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What's wrong with you?
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And what is this?
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How dare you do this to
the room the lord gave you?
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It's cute, isn't it?
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Where do you think you are?
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You're being loud...
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My lord, look at this!
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Oh, my...
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I like this.
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You, also, my lord? What are you...
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Isn't it nice?
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Right, huh?
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You arrogant little...
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I'll show you what it means to be a warrior!
***SIGN*** Six-Round Match 6 5 4 3 2 1
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I shall show this girl how to be a warrior.
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I look forward to seeing your skills.
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Um...
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Now! Let the battle begin!
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Here I go!
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Your turn.
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Huh?
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Ow...
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I'm a demon!
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Huh?
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I slipped?
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Uncle! Uncle! Uncle!
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You can't do anything, can you?
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Give me a break...
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This is the final one!
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Here I go!
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This isn't working.
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You're embarrassing yourself!
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I don't want to do this anymore!
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That surprised me!
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But I've seen that before...
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What are you doing,
turning away from an enemy?
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How pathetic!
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That's it! That's the one...
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That Tokunyan, Akerin, and I always
chatted about on our phones!
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What was it?
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Kung Fat!
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Right!
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I remember!
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Um, I think it was like...
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Kung Fat is here!
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What is that skill?
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It's kung fu.
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Don't you know it?
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More nonsense!
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In situations like these,
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the hero always makes a
big comeback and wins, right?
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Come on! Come on!
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How dare you?
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Huh?
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Mitsuhide won every match,
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but that final battle was quite entertaining.
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What? Kung Fat won with that.
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This can't be!
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Where did you learn that skill?
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Where?
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On TV!
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You've never heard of Kung Fat?
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He's a fat guy who uses kung fu...
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You wouldn't have, would you?
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Whatever.
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You moved just like a monkey.
It was splendid.
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I know.
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From now on, I'll call you Monkey.
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I don't want that nickname!
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Then call me Hideyoshi!
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Everyone does.
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That's no fun.
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Then, Hideyoshi...
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Continue to practice
martial arts with Mitsuhide.
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Martial arts, huh?
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Well, why not?
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Thanks, Mitsuhide-san...
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I think I'll call you Akerin.
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It feels more right.
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A-Akerin?
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What is that?
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You can't call me that!
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Oh, come on... Let's be friends!
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Oh, are you a tsundere?
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Huh?
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Hideyoshi.
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From now on, you are my retainer.
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Call me "my lord."
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My lord?
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Um... What does that mean?
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You are a strange person,
you know that?
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So it means I'm an official retainer
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for this Nobunaga person now?
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That's right.
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I see...
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Girl.
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It's an honor wasted on you.
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Show more cheer.
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It is?
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OK, I'll be cheerful!
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Yay!
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Whoo!
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She's a real idiot.
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But an interesting girl.
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I took the ancient scroll
you gave me, Masamune,
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and investigated personally.
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And I've learned that Imagawa Yoshimoto
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has the armor's left leg.
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Then you leave immediately?
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Yes. My lord and I leave for negotiations.
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Who's that?
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That?
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My lord brought in that girl,
Hideyoshi, a while ago.
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What was she thinking,
bringing in someone we know nothing of?
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Hideyoshi...
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Fetch!
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I don't like behaving like a dog.
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But you are a dog!
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Remember what we learned
***SIGN*** Date-Sensei
Hirata Yuka
***SIGN*** Sengoku Otome Style Preview
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about the Battle of Okehazama?
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Both were *hazama* — between — the buckets, *oke*,
***SIGN*** Hideyoshino
Hidaka Rina
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trying to take the other's bucket.
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So, who was trying to grab the buckets?
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Imagawa Yoshimoto and...
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Yup, that's right.
***SIGN*** Preview
***SIGN*** Sky Maiden
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Watch next time, OK?
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