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7 - Drama Maiden

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[00:10] ---
    My lord...
[00:12] ---
    You're finally going to be
    my big sister, aren't you?
[00:15] ---
    Good girl...
[00:18] ---
    You need to pay some attention to me, too!
[00:22] ---
    You're a good girl, as well...
[00:24] ---
    My lord!
[00:25] ---
    Us, too!
[00:28] ---
    Good girls!
[00:30] ---
    But I don't think I'm going
    to make it through this...
[00:35] ---
    M-Me, too!
[00:37] ---
    Here I go!
SIGN    Battle Maidens Theatre Opening Soon Look Forward to It!
SIGN    Safety First
[02:21] ---
    This goes here, and that goes there...
[02:24] ---
    Kenshin-san, put those there.
[02:27] ---
    OK.
[02:34] ---
    Stop it, both of you!
[02:37] ---
    Hideyoshi is such an entertaining girl.
[02:41] ---
    This year's festival
[02:42] ---
    will be a big success because of her.
[02:46] ---
    It's that time of year when
    we hold an event for the people.
[02:51] ---
    I see.
[02:52] ---
    So it's festival time already?
[02:54] ---
    Yes.
[02:55] ---
    Let me see...
[02:56] ---
    Shall we call the mikos and have a dance again?
[02:59] ---
    Yes, I've made the preparations.
[03:03] ---
    As always, Shingen-dono and
    Kenshin-dono will be attending,
[03:07] ---
    so I've prepared for that.
[03:08] ---
    Well done, Mitsuhide.
[03:11] ---
    Thank you...
[03:12] ---
    U-Um...
[03:15] ---
    What is it?
[03:16] ---
    A miko's dance is like a religious celebration, right?
[03:21] ---
    What of it?
[03:24] ---
    If we're arranging it,
[03:26] ---
    why not put on something like a cultural fair?
[03:29] ---
    A cultural fair?
[03:30] ---
    What's that?
[03:33] ---
    Like a play...
[03:34] ---
    If you can't explain it, then don't interrupt!
[03:37] ---
    Why not?
[03:39] ---
    Hideyoshi, what is this "play"?
[03:42] ---
    It's easier to understand than something religious,
[03:45] ---
    and I'm sure everyone would love it!
[03:47] ---
    OK! Do this "play," Hideyoshi!
[03:51] ---
    Me?
[03:52] ---
    But there's no stage or script...
[03:56] ---
    Everyone, let's go!
[03:59] ---
    Why must she always interfere?!
SIGN    Episode 7
SIGN    Drama Maiden
[04:13] ---
    I had no idea how hard it is to make a stage...
[04:16] ---
    I want to go to bed.
[04:17] ---
    But I need to write that script!
[04:20] ---
    Do your best, self!
[04:22] ---
    Hey...
[04:23] ---
    I've heard that for the last three days.
[04:27] ---
    Well, I've never written anything
    longer than a text message!
[04:32] ---
    I can't think of a story.
[04:34] ---
    Fine.
[04:36] ---
    I'll give you an idea.
[04:38] ---
    Really?
[04:39] ---
    What kind?
[05:04] ---
    Thank you!
[05:06] ---
    What a wonderful person!
[05:08] ---
    No, not at all.
[05:10] ---
    More importantly, are you hurt?
[05:13] ---
    I'll never forget this.
[05:15] ---
    But how can I repay you?
[05:17] ---
    Those men took my wallet.
[05:21] ---
    And my clothes are all torn...
[05:23] ---
    I've nothing to give you!
[05:25] ---
    But you do!
[05:26] ---
    You, yourself!
[05:28] ---
    No way!
[05:30] ---
    Then how about...
[05:34] ---
    We lose...
[05:36] ---
    Please, just don't kill us.
[05:40] ---
    Then strip.
[05:46] ---
    That doesn't work, either!
[05:58] ---
    Shiro, I want your child.
[06:02] ---
    Oh, Shiro!
[06:04] ---
    Idiot!
[06:07] ---
    Someone, help me with the script!
[06:12] ---
    What should I do?
[06:14] ---
    I can't do this myself...
[06:19] ---
    Shingen-san, are you there?
[06:23] ---
    I'd like your help with something...
[06:29] ---
    Actually, never mind.
[06:49] ---
    What should I do?
[06:51] ---
    It's almost morning!
[06:53] ---
    I'll never make it!
[06:57] ---
    Someone, help...
[06:58] ---
    I'll help you!
[06:59] ---
    Yoshimoto-san?!
[07:00] ---
    You're putting on a play.
    Right, Hideyoshi-chan?
[07:02] ---
    Why didn't you talk to me?
[07:05] ---
    Um... Well...
[07:07] ---
    When it comes to the arts, you can count on me.
[07:10] ---
    See?
[07:13] ---
    Tale of the Bamboo Cutter, the Tale of Ise,
[07:15] ---
    and a copy of Tale of Genji,
    written down by Murasaki Shikibu herself!
[07:20] ---
    Stories of love make the heart grow big.
[07:23] ---
    Would they help you with this "play"?
[07:25] ---
    They would!
[07:27] ---
    Like, totally!
[07:28] ---
    I thought so.
[07:30] ---
    Yay!
[07:32] ---
    What is this?
[07:33] ---
    Oh, hello, Mr. Doggy.
[07:35] ---
    That's...
[07:37] ---
    A Tale of Lilies?
[07:38] ---
    I wrote my own story.
[07:42] ---
    Wow!
[07:44] ---
    You wrote that yourself, Yoshimoto-san?
[07:47] ---
    When I'm having fun with
    Nobunaga-san and the rest,
[07:50] ---
    all kinds of ideas just come to me!
[07:53] ---
    This is one of those?!
[07:56] ---
    Naturally, you're in it, too.
[08:00] ---
    Hideyoshi...
[08:03] ---
    My lord...
[08:04] ---
    Hideyoshi, I love you.
[08:07] ---
    No, I'm not ready yet...
[08:08] ---
    Hideyoshi!
[08:09] ---
    Hideyoshi!
[08:10] ---
    No way!
[08:12] ---
    I couldn't do this!
[08:13] ---
    You couldn't?
[08:15] ---
    I think it would be perfect.
[08:17] ---
    I couldn't! Ever!
[08:21] ---
    Akerin, save me!
[08:23] ---
    At this rate, I'm going to...
[08:24] ---
    I think it's fine.
[08:26] ---
    G-Girls should spend some time
    naked together, once in a while.
[08:30] ---
    That's right.
[08:32] ---
    OK, fine. I'll use it,
[08:35] ---
    but I'm changing parts, OK?
[08:41] ---
    I see...
[08:42] ---
    I was wondering what that old bag was doing,
[08:45] ---
    all the way out at Azuchi Castle.
[08:47] ---
    So that's it.
[08:51] ---
    Now, then... What to do
    with this "play" of theirs?
[08:56] ---
    I have an idea.
[08:59] ---
    You've never had a successful plan in your life!
[09:02] ---
    Forgive me!
[09:05] ---
    Now, what to do...
[09:17] ---
    OK, once that's done, it's ready!
[09:20] ---
    It would go faster if you had the people help.
[09:24] ---
    I can't do that!
[09:25] ---
    They're the audience!
[09:27] ---
    Yeah, but...
[09:29] ---
    Hideyoshi, are you done?
[09:32] ---
    Yes, my lord!
[09:35] ---
    So, you stand here, my lord.
[09:37] ---
    Right.
[09:38] ---
    And then say your line
[09:39] ---
    "Mitsuhide, you're in love with me, right?"
[09:42] ---
    You're in love with me, Mitsuhide?
[09:44] ---
    Um, well... No... It's a line in the play!
[09:48] ---
    Line?
[09:49] ---
    Like the Noh performances you enjoy.
[09:51] ---
    A made-up story.
[09:52] ---
    I see.
[09:53] ---
    A made-up story.
[09:54] ---
    I'm sorry, Mitsuhide.
[09:56] ---
    I misunderstood.
[09:57] ---
    Forgive me.
[09:57] ---
    No, my lord... You're too kind.
[10:01] ---
    Anyway, let's continue!
[10:03] ---
    Yeah!
[10:12] ---
    It's a play! It's a play!
[10:13] ---
    Don't take it seriously!
[10:16] ---
    You are too beautiful.
[10:19] ---
    Your face, your form, your legs—
[10:21] ---
    I'm sorry I'm so beautiful!
[10:24] ---
    Hey, aren't these clothes a little too plain?
[10:28] ---
    Redo it! One more time...
[10:29] ---
    Come on...
[10:32] ---
    Is this really going to work...
[10:38] ---
    Shiro?
[10:39] ---
    Shut up!
[10:40] ---
    It's just getting to the good part!
[10:41] ---
    Get going!
[10:43] ---
    Jeez.
[10:44] ---
    In the next scene, my lord receives
    everyone's love at once.
[10:50] ---
    It's the play's most important scene!
[10:52] ---
    Everyone, let's not get embarrassed!
[10:58] ---
    Now then, my lord... Excuse me...
[11:02] ---
    Yes, come closer.
[11:03] ---
    Right.
[11:05] ---
    Hurry.
[11:12] ---
    Then let's begin, Mitsuhide!
[11:15] ---
    Yes!
[11:16] ---
    OK, begin...
[11:20] ---
    My lord... You're finally going to be
    my big sister, aren't you?
[11:26] ---
    Good girl...
[11:28] ---
    You need to pay some attention to me, too!
[11:32] ---
    You're a good girl, as well...
[11:34] ---
    My lord!
[11:35] ---
    Us, too!
[11:38] ---
    Good girls!
[11:39] ---
    But I don't think I'm going
    to make it through this...
[11:44] ---
    M-Me, too!
[11:50] ---
    No, Shiro!
[11:58] ---
    We should totally try that again!
[12:21] ---
    I almost suffocated in Shingen's butt.
[12:25] ---
    You jumped by yourself.
[12:27] ---
    Shingen-san?
[12:29] ---
    Hey, Hideyoshi.
[12:31] ---
    What are you doing out here, Shingen-san?
[12:35] ---
    Good work today.
[12:37] ---
    You must be tired.
[12:39] ---
    Here.
[12:40] ---
    It's a famous food from my land.
[12:42] ---
    You eat it with honey.
[12:44] ---
    Oh, I know this!
[12:46] ---
    Thank you, Shingen-san!
[12:47] ---
    Not at all!
[12:49] ---
    Well, you know...
[12:51] ---
    And not really in exchange, but...
[12:54] ---
    I was thinking I'd kind of like a bigger part.
[12:59] ---
    Well, you know, in the play...
[13:01] ---
    Especially a bigger part than Kenshin's.
[13:04] ---
    Anyway, thanks.
[13:07] ---
    Goodbye!
[13:07] ---
    Shingen-san!
[13:09] ---
    Hey, Hideyoshi!
[13:11] ---
    Kenshin-san.
[13:12] ---
    Good timing.
[13:13] ---
    I saw a beautiful flower.
[13:16] ---
    I thought it would suit you.
[13:21] ---
    Um...
[13:22] ---
    I can't stop thinking about your body.
[13:28] ---
    Now she's trying to seduce her?!
[13:31] ---
    You poor thing, just look at your skin...
[13:34] ---
    You've barely slept at all lately, have you?
[13:38] ---
    What? Kenshin-san is... I can't...
[13:43] ---
    I know!
[13:44] ---
    I've got an idea.
[13:47] ---
    Let's think about the play together.
[13:50] ---
    It's simple.
[13:52] ---
    Just give me a little bigger part,
[13:53] ---
    and I'll demonstrate some sword moves.
[13:56] ---
    Then...
[13:57] ---
    F-Fine! I'll do it!
[13:59] ---
    So goodbye!
[14:02] ---
    Hideyoshi, we're not done yet!
[14:07] ---
    That surprised me!
[14:09] ---
    I thought she was gonna kiss me!
[14:10] ---
    What's wrong with that? It wouldn't hurt you.
[14:13] ---
    What, have you never kissed anyone?
[14:17] ---
    Shut up... Shut up, shut up!
[14:19] ---
    Sorry, but I never shut up!
[14:23] ---
    Yoshimoto-san? What's that outfit?
[14:26] ---
    I thought the clothes I had
    for the play were a bit plain.
[14:29] ---
    What do you think of this?
[14:32] ---
    You're going to wear that for the play?
[14:34] ---
    It's still kind of plain...
[14:37] ---
    Then I'll try this.
[14:40] ---
    Or this!
[14:42] ---
    Or more bold!
[14:43] ---
    More showy!
[14:47] ---
    Those got really weird halfway through!
[14:58] ---
    What to do...
[15:00] ---
    If the play fails, Hideyoshi's reputation
    would be ruined.
[15:02] ---
    It would be wonderful.
[15:03] ---
    But if the play succeeds, I can sleep
    with my lord, even if it is in front of everyone!
[15:07] ---
    I can't pass that up!
[15:08] ---
    But if I do that, the play will be a success...
[15:10] ---
    But I can't give up on sleeping with her.
[15:13] ---
    But that means the play's success.
[15:14] ---
    But if my lord embraces me...
[15:18] ---
    Everyone's really getting into
    this whole play thing.
[15:21] ---
    And to think, no one had ever heard
    of a play before you told them about it.
[15:25] ---
    Why does it have to be like this?
[15:27] ---
    We should all just have fun.
[15:29] ---
    What do you think you're doing,
    pretending to be a good girl?
[15:32] ---
    I am a good girl!
[15:34] ---
    Hey, it's Tokunyan!
[15:36] ---
    Tokunyan should feel the same way I do.
[15:41] ---
    Hey!
[15:42] ---
    Tokunyan!
[15:43] ---
    Hideyoshi-san.
[15:44] ---
    I hope your play goes well.
[15:47] ---
    Right, right?
[15:48] ---
    Let's all put on a good play and have fun!
[15:51] ---
    About that... I had an idea.
[15:54] ---
    How it could be even more fun.
[15:56] ---
    You, too?
[15:58] ---
    Nobunaga-san goes crazy!
[16:02] ---
    She slices up everyone, and then I beat her!
[16:10] ---
    Don't worry.
[16:11] ---
    We'll keep it a secret during practice.
[16:15] ---
    I'll do my best for the real thing.
[16:17] ---
    Goodbye.
[16:21] ---
    Is Tokunyan actually mean and
    just keeps it hidden?
[16:25] ---
    Yeah, I think that's her type.
[16:28] ---
    What should we do during the real play?
[16:51] ---
    My normal clothes are the most beautiful.
[16:56] ---
    Like this, I'll stand out more than Kenshin.
[16:58] ---
    Well done, Hideyoshi.
[16:59] ---
    Good work.
[17:05] ---
    My lord, my lord, my lord.
[17:06] ---
    Good girl.
[17:08] ---
    Good girl?
[17:13] ---
    I hope everyone's OK...
[17:18] ---
    That's the signal for it to start!
[17:24] ---
    I guess I'll just have to see what happens.
[17:31] ---
    Mitsuhide, you've fallen in love
    with me, haven't you?
[17:35] ---
    Akerin, it's your turn!
[17:37] ---
    Right.
[17:38] ---
    Mitsuhide!
[17:39] ---
    Where are you, Mitsuhide?!
[17:41] ---
    I'm right here!
[17:44] ---
    Oh, no!
[17:47] ---
    Are you OK, Akerin!
[17:48] ---
    You're a good girl, too, Hideyoshi.
[17:53] ---
    What's wrong?
[17:54] ---
    Did we change the script?
[17:56] ---
    OK... You're a good girl, Hideyoshi!
[17:59] ---
    Don't be embarrassed, Hideyoshi.
[18:06] ---
    I love you, Kenshin!
[18:07] ---
    Me, too, Shingen!
[18:12] ---
    I'm a bigger star than Kenshin.
[18:14] ---
    They're screaming louder
    for me than for Shingen.

[18:18] ---
    You are too beautiful.
[18:22] ---
    Your face, your form, your legs...
[18:25] ---
    I'm sorry I'm so beautiful!
[18:28] ---
    I shall see my lord's plan succeed!
[18:35] ---
    It's time for the last scene.
[18:37] ---
    Let's all do our best!
[18:41] ---
    This time!
[18:42] ---
    This time, I'll do it!
[18:45] ---
    It's almost time.
[18:47] ---
    She isn't really going to do it, is she?
[18:51] ---
    Lord, as you ordered, I changed Nobunaga's script!
[18:57] ---
    But that's too easy.
[19:00] ---
    There must be some way I can help...
[19:03] ---
    Oh, look! A piece of flint!
[19:07] ---
    OK, I'm ready whenever.
[19:09] ---
    Raise the curtain.
[19:11] ---
    I'll help you, my lord!
[19:20] ---
    I may have overdone it.
[19:24] ---
    Hanzou...
[19:34] ---
    Everyone!
[19:35] ---
    Nobunaga-dono!
[19:36] ---
    Over here, everyone!
[19:40] ---
    My lord!
[19:41] ---
    No!
[19:43] ---
    Save me!
[19:44] ---
    Someone, save me!
[19:46] ---
    Hideyoshi!
[19:47] ---
    Hideyoshi-chan!
[19:48] ---
    My lord hasn't shown up, either!
[19:55] ---
    Hideyoshi!
[20:07] ---
    My lord!
[20:13] ---
    Darn you!
[20:17] ---
    My lord!
[20:22] ---
    My lord!
[20:28] ---
    I won't let anyone die on my land!
[20:55] ---
    This is it.
[20:56] ---
    I made what you told me to.
[21:00] ---
    It totally worked!
[21:04] ---
    I won't let anyone die on my land!
[21:06] ---
    So cool...
[21:08] ---
    My turn next!
[21:14] ---
    And to think, the play was ruined.
[21:16] ---
    It wasn't ruined. It was a huge success, my lord.
[21:20] ---
    The people were all so happy.
[21:23] ---
    That's right.
[21:25] ---
    So, Masamune, what did you have to tell me?
[21:27] ---
    Actually, I've located the remaining pieces
    of the Crimson Armor.
[21:31] ---
    What?
[21:32] ---
    The remaining three are in Saigoku.
[21:35] ---
    I've sent a letter.
[21:38] ---
    Once you have them, all the armor will be yours!
[21:42] ---
    I see.
[21:43] ---
    It's finally time to unify the land.
SIGN    Hideyoshino
    Hidaka Rina
SIGN    Date-Sensei
    Hirata Yuka
SIGN    Sengoku Otome Style Preview
[23:25] ---
    1,2,3...
[23:26] ---
    Battle Maidens, blooming bright,
[23:31] ---
    fly through the sky brilliantly.
[23:33] ---
    Blot the full moon out with crimson!
[23:37] ---
    Battle Maidens, petals falling,
[23:40] ---
    fly up into the sky beautifully.
[23:44] ---
    A blue flame tearing apart
    the floating world's illusions,
[23:50] ---
    a shimmering haze.
[23:52] ---
    Watch next time, OK?
SIGN    Preview
SIGN    Fever Maiden