1 - A Maiden Teleported

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    Cruel Blade!
[00:56] ---
    Hey.
[00:58] ---
    Who are you?
[01:01] ---
    Thinking back,
[01:03] ---
    this is where everything
    began going wrong.
[01:06] ---
    Probably.
[02:43] ---
    Ever since I was little,
    trouble has always had a way of finding me.
[02:50] ---
    I can't breathe...
[02:51] ---
    The doors on the right side will open.
[02:52] ---
    Please be careful.
[02:54] ---
    Finally there...
[02:58] ---
    What is this?
[03:02] ---
    I'm getting off! I'm getting off!
[03:07] ---
    No!
[03:11] ---
    I'll be late again!
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    Oda Nobunaga was born in 1534.
[03:21] ---
    He is, without doubt, the most famous
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    general of the Warring States era.
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    Begining with his unification
    of Owari, in 1559,
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    continuing with his Okehazama battle
    with Imagawa Yoshimoto...
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    Hideyoshi.
[03:35] ---
    Here.
[03:39] ---
    Tokunyan.
[03:42] ---
    Thanks.
[03:50] ---
    Quietly, quietly...
[03:56] ---
    Hide-san?
[04:03] ---
    You're late again?
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    But I never expected that to happen!
SIGN    Episode 1
SIGN    A Maiden Teleported
[04:23] ---
    Why are you always late?
[04:25] ---
    I can't get off the train.
[04:28] ---
    It gets so crowded during rush hour...
[04:30] ---
    Don't touch that!
[04:33] ---
    You're so mean, Date-sensei!
[04:34] ---
    I'm not.
[04:36] ---
    Anyway, you can just take an earlier train.
[04:39] ---
    You're right, but I can't get up any earlier.
[04:42] ---
    I'm at my limit now!
[04:44] ---
    You should just go to bed earlier.
[04:46] ---
    You're right, but...
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    I've got things to do at night.
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    Things?
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    Looking at my favorite idol,
    Tama-chan's blog,
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    checking out the net auctions,
    reading magazines,
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    and texting my friends!
[05:01] ---
    And then, there are late night snacks...
[05:03] ---
    So next thing I know,
    it's already really late.
[05:07] ---
    Hide-san.
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    It's good to have lots of interests,
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    but try to study a little and not just play.
[05:15] ---
    I'm not playing!
[05:18] ---
    Sorry, but fashion and snacks are my life.
[05:22] ---
    I'm not playing!
[05:23] ---
    Right, right.
[05:24] ---
    I understand.
[05:25] ---
    Do you really, Date-sensei?
[05:27] ---
    Listen, if you fail the next test,
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    you'll have make-up classes
    all the way until summer vacation.
[05:35] ---
    Seriously?
[05:37] ---
    Seriously.
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    Now... Go home and study.
[05:43] ---
    I've got something to do today,
[05:45] ---
    so I don't have much time.
[05:47] ---
    That's so cold of you.
[05:49] ---
    Your student is having
    a really hard time.
[05:52] ---
    First, do your best.
[05:54] ---
    If that's not enough, I might help you out.
[06:01] ---
    Akerin, what should I do?
[06:03] ---
    What should you do?
[06:05] ---
    You should study for your test.
[06:07] ---
    You should at least remember
    Toyotomi Hideyoshi.
[06:11] ---
    You're nicknamed "Hideyoshi," after all.
[06:13] ---
    I just can't, Tokunyan.
[06:14] ---
    I didn't get it
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    because I liked that
    Toyotomi Hidekichi guy, anyway.
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    Hidekichi...
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    I guess calling you Hideyoshi
    because your name's
[06:24] ---
    Hideyoshino is pretty straightforward.
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    Anyway, you'll be in big trouble
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    if you don't seriously start studying.
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    My free and lovely after-school time...
[06:35] ---
    What should I do?
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    I prayed to God, and I got a BR Riichi!
[06:39] ---
    God answered my prayers!
[06:46] ---
    Praying to a god...
SIGN    Pass Your Tests
[06:49] ---
    Will my wish come true?
[06:54] ---
    These stairs just go on and on.
[06:55] ---
    And they're so steep.
[06:57] ---
    And this place feels really scary...
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    And it's dark.
[07:02] ---
    It's like a horror movie!
[07:12] ---
    I'm here, but...
[07:15] ---
    See, no one's here.
[07:21] ---
    Omikuji fortunes?
[07:23] ---
    Well, I like testing my luck
    more than relying on a god.
[07:28] ---
    This is perfect!
[07:32] ---
    Oh, the money, right!
[07:39] ---
    OK! Perfect!
[07:42] ---
    Now I won't need any make-up classes!
[07:45] ---
    I haven't prayed yet!
[07:49] ---
    What should I do?
[07:51] ---
    I only have 1 yen left, for the whole month...
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    Is that too little, maybe?
[07:58] ---
    I only have this much right now,
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    but I'll pay the rest, once I get promoted.
[08:02] ---
    Did I do that right?
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    No! My after-school life!
[08:15] ---
    What's that?
[08:21] ---
    Someone's there.
[08:23] ---
    What is this?
[08:26] ---
    Wow...
[08:30] ---
    What?
[08:49] ---
    Oh, no!
[09:25] ---
    Huh?
[09:29] ---
    I fell asleep.
[09:31] ---
    Am I in a park? No... A forest?
[09:37] ---
    How?
[09:38] ---
    A mountain?
[09:41] ---
    What's that?
[09:43] ---
    A campfire?
[09:45] ---
    That's not a campfire!
[09:51] ---
    A fire!
[09:53] ---
    Fire department!
[09:54] ---
    I've gotta call 119!
[09:58] ---
    Someone's there!
[09:59] ---
    Excuse me!
[10:05] ---
    Are you OK?
[10:06] ---
    We need to call the fire department...
[10:09] ---
    Akerin!
[10:11] ---
    I'm so relieved...
[10:12] ---
    Akerin, I went to this temple,
[10:14] ---
    and all this weird stuff happened.
[10:16] ---
    What's going on here?
[10:17] ---
    There's a fire!
[10:18] ---
    Did you call the fire department?
[10:20] ---
    Akerin?
[10:21] ---
    What are you talking about?
[10:24] ---
    I don't know you!
[10:25] ---
    Hey!
[10:26] ---
    That's not funny at all right now!
[10:33] ---
    Villains!
[10:39] ---
    Who are these people?
[10:40] ---
    Arsonists?
[10:42] ---
    Robbers?
[10:43] ---
    Hey!
[10:44] ---
    We'll talk later!
[10:46] ---
    Were you the ones who
    attacked this village?!
[11:40] ---
    Cruel Blade!
[12:14] ---
    My lord!
[12:21] ---
    Hey.
[12:23] ---
    Who are you?
[12:26] ---
    M-Me? I'm... Um, well, Hideyoshino...
[12:31] ---
    I mean... I... I'm...!
[12:35] ---
    Um... People call me Hideyoshi.
[12:42] ---
    Hideyoshi?
[12:44] ---
    A good name.
[13:05] ---
    Who doesn't have a flush toilet by now?
[13:08] ---
    Anyway, I followed them
    like they asked, but...
[13:11] ---
    It's dark.
[13:14] ---
    What is this place?
[13:16] ---
    Why don't they use any electricity?
[13:19] ---
    Are they trying to save energy?
[13:20] ---
    It gives the place atmosphere,
[13:22] ---
    but the candles will strain my eyes.
[13:25] ---
    This mansion is huge, but...
[13:29] ---
    I'm terribly sorry about this.
[13:31] ---
    It isn't your fault.
[13:33] ---
    Don't worry about it.
[13:35] ---
    What's going on here?
[13:37] ---
    One girl looks just like Akerin.
[13:39] ---
    And she and the other woman
    are both kinda weird.
[13:43] ---
    I get it!
[13:44] ---
    They're cosplayers!
[13:45] ---
    And really into it!
[13:47] ---
    That's gotta be it.
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    It's amazing how they've even done up
[13:51] ---
    their house like this.
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    But where are we?
[13:54] ---
    Um... I should look at a map.
[14:03] ---
    What is that?
[14:05] ---
    It's a cell phone, of course!
[14:08] ---
    This is the latest model!
[14:10] ---
    I'm going to use the GPS to find out...
[14:14] ---
    It says out of range.
[14:16] ---
    Out of range?
[14:19] ---
    The signal, you see...
[14:20] ---
    The signal?
[14:21] ---
    What are you talking about?
[14:24] ---
    Um, well... I can't get a signal.
[14:28] ---
    What is this signal?
[14:31] ---
    See?
[14:32] ---
    It's out of range,
    so I can't get even a single bar.
[14:35] ---
    B-Bar?
[14:36] ---
    See? It's out of range.
SIGN    Out of Range
[14:39] ---
    Don't you find the reception's
    really bad here?
[14:43] ---
    Give me that!
[14:44] ---
    This is what we do with things like this!
[14:48] ---
    What are you doing?
[14:50] ---
    If a cuckoo won't sing, kill it.
[14:53] ---
    If it's of no use, we simply destroy it!
[15:01] ---
    You'll break it!
[15:02] ---
    We just have to move to
    somewhere we can get reception!
[15:07] ---
    How dare you speak to my lord that way?!
[15:10] ---
    Hold a moment.
[15:12] ---
    Is it that important?
[15:15] ---
    Of course it is... I can't live without it.
[15:20] ---
    I see.
[15:25] ---
    It's not getting any reception...
[15:27] ---
    Come on! Come on!
[15:29] ---
    Hey, listen to me!
[15:31] ---
    Hey, you.
[15:33] ---
    Will that cell phone of yours do much good?
[15:38] ---
    Looks like it won't.
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    I'm not getting any bars.
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    My lord... This has gone far enough.
[15:45] ---
    We should get her out
    of the castle immediately...
[15:46] ---
    Mitsuhide.
[15:47] ---
    I was thinking of having her help us.
[15:51] ---
    My lord! Do you feel quite well?
[15:53] ---
    Indeed.
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    We don't even know who she is!
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    Even for you, my lord, this isn't funny—
[16:00] ---
    Mitsuhide.
[16:02] ---
    You must try to stop thinking with this,
[16:05] ---
    and feel with this once in a while.
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    She has a strange appearance,
[16:15] ---
    but I think we can use her.
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    Seriously? Her?
[16:19] ---
    There is no reason.
[16:21] ---
    My heart just feels this way.
[16:25] ---
    Um... You guys look like you've
    been discussing something,
[16:30] ---
    without actually involving me—
[16:32] ---
    What?
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    I want to go home...
[16:37] ---
    Do you?
[16:40] ---
    Very well.
[16:50] ---
    Was there always a big castle
    like this in my neighborhood?
[16:53] ---
    Calm down.
[16:54] ---
    Calm down, self!
[16:56] ---
    I remember going to a shrine,
    on the way back from school...
[17:00] ---
    And then I bought a good-luck strap.
[17:02] ---
    And then there was this light,
    and the bell fell down.
[17:06] ---
    And then I woke up here...
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    Give her some money to get home.
[17:15] ---
    This is money?
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    And...
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    Oda Nobunaga.
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    A Warring States period general.
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    Lived from 1534 to 1582...
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    I am Oda Nobunaga.
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    My name is Akechi Mitsuhide.
[17:37] ---
    E-Eiroku?
[17:39] ---
    It's not the Heisei period?
[17:41] ---
    Heisei?
[17:43] ---
    What's that?
[17:45] ---
    But why are they girls?
[17:49] ---
    Something's weird...
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    It's all dark.
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    Where's the station, anyway?
[18:01] ---
    How do I get home?
[18:06] ---
    It's so big...
[18:10] ---
    I'm hungry.
[18:11] ---
    I want a hamburger.
[18:14] ---
    I can stop the diet for today, right?
[18:16] ---
    Order a large fries...
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    There's no convenience store or anything?
[18:25] ---
    Where am I, really?
[18:29] ---
    Did I really...
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    No way, right?
[18:47] ---
    What's wrong?
[18:49] ---
    Weren't you going home?
[18:50] ---
    I was going to,
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    but I can't find the station.
[18:55] ---
    And I don't even know
    what lines run through here.
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    I don't think I can get home.
[19:02] ---
    What are you doing here?
[19:04] ---
    W-Well... Ah, I was wondering
    if you had made it home.
[19:12] ---
    Are you hungry?
[19:15] ---
    No...
[19:21] ---
    What's wrong?
[19:23] ---
    Weren't you hungry?
[19:25] ---
    It's not that. Do you have
    any ketchup or mayo?
[19:29] ---
    Did you say something?
[19:30] ---
    No...
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    By the way, you!
[19:33] ---
    I'm told you will be relying
    upon our lord's beneficence.
[19:35] ---
    Um, you see, I don't know how to get home,
[19:40] ---
    so I guess I'll be staying over—
[19:42] ---
    But you'll be living here for a while, right?
[19:44] ---
    Y-Yes, unfortunately...
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    Then while you're here,
    make yourself useful to the lord.
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    Would you help me?
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    I wish to conquer the land.
[19:56] ---
    Conquer?
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    What should I do?
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    Help me find the armor.
[20:11] ---
    For generations, this helmet has been
    passed down through the Oda family.
[20:16] ---
    I'd thought it a mere helmet
    and so I kept it in the storehouse,
[20:20] ---
    but recently, I received a
    scroll that described
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    the "Crimson Armor."
[20:26] ---
    This is what it said:
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    The general who wears this Crimson Armor
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    will certainly conquer the land.
[20:34] ---
    The legend says that the general
[20:36] ---
    who wore this Crimson Armor
[20:38] ---
    incurred the gods' wrath, and he lost his life.
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    And the armor was scattered and lost.
[20:43] ---
    When I heard this legend, I thought to myself,
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    were I to find all the armor's pieces,
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    it would hasten my long-cherished
    desire of conquest,
[20:55] ---
    and I could unite the
    Land of the Rising Sun into one nation.
[21:03] ---
    That was really complicated,
[21:05] ---
    and I didn't get it all.
[21:07] ---
    But basically, she wants to
    complete a set, right?
[21:10] ---
    I guess.
[21:12] ---
    Come to think of it,
[21:14] ---
    I sometimes buy stuff,
[21:16] ---
    just for the whole set bonus.
[21:18] ---
    OK, I'll help you!
[21:22] ---
    She's taking this so easily.
[21:24] ---
    Will you?
[21:25] ---
    I'm counting on you.
[21:26] ---
    Yes!
[21:33] ---
    Well, I guess I can help out,
    until I find a way back home.
[21:38] ---
    That Nobunaga seems like
    a pretty nice woman.
[21:42] ---
    I have a lot of problems with this,
[21:45] ---
    but I guess I can think about it tomorrow.
[21:49] ---
    Can't someone do something
    about this toilet?
[21:58] ---
    A dog?
[22:00] ---
    So cute!
[22:01] ---
    It's got a helmet.
[22:03] ---
    That's kinda silly!
[22:05] ---
    Who the hell are you?
SIGN    Date-Sensei Hirata Yuka
SIGN    Hideyoshino Hidaka Rina
SIGN    Sengoku Otome Style Preview
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    We'll practice the preview now!
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    Sounds boring!
[23:46] ---
    You say that, but you actually want to do it!
[23:48] ---
    Would you stop being so optimistic?
[23:50] ---
    Let's get started!
SIGN    Preview
SIGN    A Confused Maiden
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    Look forward to next time!