E12 - How to Replenish Water

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[00:05] Shion
    I knew I shouldn't cry, but...
SIGN    How to Replenish Water
[00:07] Shion
    I just felt so lost...
[00:10] Shion
    But, I'm glad.
[00:12] Shion
    I'm so thirsty.
[00:17] Homare
    Oh. I didn't bring water with me.
[00:20] Shion
    What?
[00:22] Shion
    You're lying, right? You brought some?
[00:22] Homare
    I'm sorry. I was in a hurry.
[00:26] Shion
    It can't be true...
[00:27] Shion
    I can't go on...
[00:30] Homare
    That was careless.
[00:31] Homare
    At this rate, both of us will start suffering
    from dehydration on the way back.
[00:35] Homare
    Shion. Was there anything here on this island?
[00:38] Shion
    Anything?
[00:40] Shion
    Oh. Now that you ask...
SIGN    Are You Lost?
SIGN    Are You Lost?
[01:50] Homare
    Is this it? The cave you walked into?
[01:54] Shion
    Yes.
[01:54] Shion
    Where I walked, it was all
    squishy and it smelled rotten...
[01:58] Homare
    Hey!
[02:00] Shion
    Wh-What's that?
[02:01] Homare
    Bats.
[02:03] Homare
    I've seen them leaving the island.
[02:05] Homare
    This must be where they nest.
[02:09] Homare
    Which must mean that there isn't
    anything for the bats to eat here.
[02:13] Homare
    Still...
[02:16] Homare
    Found some.
[02:23] Homare
    It seems some rainwater collected here.
[02:26] Homare
    It's fresh water.
[02:26] Shion
    Oh, good!
[02:27] Homare
    But...
[02:29] Homare
    Try smelling it.
[02:33] Shion
    It... smells like a drain?
[02:35] Homare
    It's been contaminated by bat droppings.
[02:37] Homare
    If we drank it, we'd likely
    get some kind of infection.
[02:41] Shion
    Then... we can't use it as moisture, right?
[02:46] Shion
    I'm sorry.
[02:47] Shion
    It's all my fault, and I'm dragging
    you down with me.
[02:55] Homare
    No.
[02:56] Homare
    Shion, this is a great find.
[02:58] Homare
    True, it's terrible as water,
[03:01] Homare
    but with this, things will work out.
[03:03] Shion
    Huh?
[03:04] Homare
    There's no point in staying here.
[03:05] Homare
    Now, I'm sure it's tough on you,
    but we need to get ready to go back.
[03:09] Homare
    First, we'll gather things that have
    drifted ashore and rebuild the raft.
[03:18] Shion
    O-Okay.
[03:28] Homare
    That should do it.
[03:29] Shion
    Homare-san.
[03:31] Shion
    What are we doing with this?
[03:33] Homare
    We'll attach them to the back of the raft.
SIGN    Bat Island
SIGN    Ahomushi Idiot's Island
[03:35] Homare
    Since you were carried here on a current,
[03:39] Homare
    when we go back, it'll be the reverse.
[03:41] Homare
    We need to travel so that
    the bottles trail straight behind us.
[03:46] Homare
    It might not be very reliable, but we
    should do everything we can think of.
[03:52] Homare
    We're going back to the island, Shion.
[03:54] Shion
    Yes.
[03:55] Shion
    We are!
[04:00] Homare
    Which is easy to say, but...
[04:08] Shion
    My head aches...
[04:10] Shion
    I'm getting lightheaded.
[04:12] Shion
    Water... I want water...
[04:15] Homare
    Yes.
[04:17] Homare
    My dehydration symptoms are worsening, too.
[04:21] Shion
    Say, Homare-san.
[04:24] Shion
    This water from the cave...
    What are we using it for?
[04:28] Homare
    I thought I'd try testing UV sterilization, but...
[04:31] Shion
    Sterilization?
[04:33] Shion
    You can do that?
[04:35] Homare
    It doesn't seem like it will work that easily...
[04:41] Shion
    Just suppose, even if it doesn't work...
[04:44] Shion
    even... just as it is...
[04:51] Homare
    Shion.
[04:52] Homare
    Do you know what will
    happen if we drink this water?
[04:55] Shion
    Huh? No, I don't.
[04:57] Homare
    To be blunt, within 30 minutes,
    diarrhea and vomiting would begin.
[05:02] Homare
    We would lose more moisture than we gained.
[05:05] Homare
    In moments, we would both be incapacitated
[05:08] Homare
    and we wouldn't be able
    to make it back to the island.
[05:12] Homare
    Still, we do need immediate hydration.
[05:16] Shion
    But we can't drink that water, right?
[05:19] Homare
    Right.
[05:20] Homare
    So what do we do?
[05:22] Shion
    What will we do?
[05:24] Homare
    The thing is, the colon can absorb water.
[05:28] Shion
    Huh?
[05:29] Homare
    Which means...
[05:32] Homare
    We will drink this through our anuses!
[05:34] Homare
    As it will not pass through our
    stomachs, it should be fairly safe!
[05:38] Shion
    Anus?
[05:43] Homare
    Turn your bottom this way and
    pull down your underwear, Shion.
[05:46] Shion
    No! I don't want to!
[05:49] Homare
    You don't want to die, do you?
[05:50] Shion
    O-Of course not! I don't want to die.
[05:54] Shion
    But... I-I-I just can't!
[05:56] Shion
    That's where stuff comes out...
[05:58] Shion
    How could you possibly...
[06:00] Shion
    It won't go in!
[06:01] Homare
    It will.
[06:02] Homare
    Don't worry. I'll transfer it with my mouth.
[06:05] Homare
    Just relax and look at the clouds.
SIGN    Have I lost something?
[06:26] Shion
    Have I lost something?
[06:30] Shion
    No, I have not.
SIGN    Have I lost something? No, I have not.
SIGN    Have I lost something? No, I have not. I have simply ensured my survival.
[06:32] Shion
    I have simply ensured my survival.
SIGN    Have I lost something? No, I have not. I have simply ensured my survival. Yes.
[06:35] Shion
    Yes. I'm sure it's true.
SIGN    Have I lost something? No, I have not. I have simply ensured my survival. Yes. I'm sure it's true.
[06:37] Shion
    After all...
SIGN    Have I lost something? No, I have not. I have simply ensured my survival. Yes. I'm sure it's true. After all...
[06:38] Homare
    Shion.
[06:39] Homare
    I know you're still suffering,
    but I need you to do one more thing.
[06:43] Shion
    I had no choice. It doesn't count.
[06:44] Homare
    Give me about ten mouthfuls.
[06:46] Shion
    I did it to survive...
[06:47] Homare
    That should be about 200 ml.
[06:50] Homare
    I'm getting close to my limit, too.
[06:51] Shion
    Huh?
[06:55] Homare
    Now, Shion. Hurry.
[06:58] Homare
    You'll have to dig your tongue in.
[07:00] Shion
    No...
[07:01] Homare
    Come on.
[07:01] Shion
    Don't make me do this!
[07:04] Homare
    It's for our survival, Shion!
[07:14] Shion
    Say, Homare-san...
[07:16] Shion
    What happened today... let's make sure
    to keep it a secret between the two of us.
[07:22] Homare
    Hey! Shion!
[07:23] Shion
    Why are you shouting? What happened?
[07:26] Shion
    That's...
SIGN    Are You Lost?
[07:33] Shion
    Really?
[07:42] Asuka
    Mutsu. Look.
[08:02] Girls
    Hey!
[08:04] Shion
    Homare-san!
[08:05] Homare
    Yes.
[08:07] Homare
    It's Asuka and Mutsu!
[08:13] Homare
    Shion, you worked hard to get this far.
[08:15] Homare
    We're almost to shore.
[08:17] Homare
    Shion?
[08:20] Homare
    Shion?
[08:23] Shion
    Everyone!
[08:28] Mutsu
    Shion-san!
[08:29] Asuka
    Welcome back, Shion.
[08:33] Shion
    I'm back.
[08:34] Mutsu
    Welcome back!
[08:36] Asuka
    I'm so glad!
[08:39] Shion
    We made it back... I'm so happy!
(Flashback) [08:42] Jouichi
    Kindness can cost you your life.
(Flashback) [08:44] Jouichi
    Think about your own survival first.
[08:49] Homare
    Papa, I'm sorry I didn't do as you taught me.
[08:52] Homare
    But...
[08:54] Asuka
    Don't make us worry like that!
[08:56] Shion
    I'm sorry.
[08:57] Mutsu
    I'm just so glad you're safe!
[09:01] Girls
    Homare!
[09:01] Girls
    Homare-san!
[09:03] Homare
    Yes, I'm coming.
[09:12] Asuka
    What d'you think? A feast, right?
[09:14] Asuka
    Mutsu and I made it together!
[09:16] Mutsu
    We couldn't manage sole meunière,
    but we tried sauteing it.
[09:20] Homare
    It's quite luxurious.
[09:22] Shion
    Yes, it is!
[09:22] Asuka
    Let's hurry up and eat!
[09:24] Girls
    Thank you for the food!
[09:29] Shion
    It's really delicious!
[09:30] Asuka
    Eat lots, Shion!
[09:33] Mutsu
    Yes. And you, too, Homare-san.
[09:35] Homare
    I will. Thanks.
[09:39] Asuka
    Oh, right. Homare.
    You forgot to take water with you.
[09:43] Mutsu
    How did you manage?
[09:45] Homare
    Oh. Well, we just—
[09:46] Shion
    It was all determination! Spirit!
[09:48] Shion
    You can do anything with spirit!
[09:56] Asuka
    Say, Homare. What'll we do tomorrow?
[09:59] Homare
    Yes, let's see...
[10:00] Mutsu
    Isn't it about time to look
    over the traps again?
[10:03] Homare
    Yes, let's...
[10:04] Shion
    Let's go look for something sweet again.
[10:07] Homare
    Yes...
[10:12] Mutsu
    Huh? Did she fall asleep?
[10:14] Asuka
    She worked hard today.
[10:22] Shion
    Good night.
[10:30] Homare
    Today we'll be setting a trap for wild boar,
[10:33] Homare
    but before that, spread this on your hands.
[10:35] Shion
    What is it?
[10:37] Homare
    Boar droppings.
[10:39] Shion
    No!
[10:41] Asuka
    W-We seriously have to use that?
[10:44] Mutsu
    Couldn't we use dirt instead?
[10:46] Shion
    Boars have a keen sense of smell.
[10:48] Homare
    If they smell humans,
    they won't come near the trap.
[10:52] Homare
    Stop complaining and do it.
[10:54] Asuka
    W-Well, then...
[10:57] Shion
    I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't.
[10:59] Asuka
    It's all squelchy! It squishes!
[11:02] Shion
    I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't.
[11:03] Mutsu
    It stinks!
[11:05] Homare
    It's your turn, Shion!
[11:06] Mutsu
    Homare-san, please don't make her do it.
SIGN    Poop Hand Cream
SIGN    It's a little stinky!
SIGN    All-Natural Ingredients
SIGN    It erases the scent of human from your traps!
SIGN    Are You Lost?
[11:10] Asuka
    Is that so?
[11:14] Homare
    There. That should do it.
[11:17] Homare
    Our bait-release snare trap is complete.
[11:20] Asuka
    Wow! It's all complicated and cool!
[11:23] Mutsu
    There's food attached this time.
[11:25] Shion
    Say, how is this trap tripped?
[11:28] Mutsu
    Sensei, can we impose on you?
[11:31] Asuka
    I see. My time to shine, is it?
[11:33] Asuka
    Wait. It should be Shion this time.
[11:36] Asuka
    She hasn't used the poop hand
    cream or helped to build the trap.
[11:39] Asuka
    You can do your part now.
[11:41] Shion
    Wh-What do I do?
[11:42] Mutsu
    Just step there where the lily bulb bait is.
[11:45] Shion
    I don't want to. It's sort of scary...
[11:47] Asuka
    Now, Miss, don't you think
    you're being a little selfish?
[11:52] Shion
    No!
[11:53] Shion
    I get it! Please don't touch
    me with those hands.
[11:58] Shion
    Say...
[11:59] Shion
    Wh-Why are you all lined up over there?
[12:02] Asuka
    Doesn't matter. Just hurry up and do it.
[12:12] Girls
    It has her name on it...
[12:27] Jouichi
    I'm coming, Homare.