# E12 - How to Replenish Water
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**[00:05] Shion**
I knew I shouldn't cry, but...
***SIGN*** How to Replenish Water
**[00:07] Shion**
I just felt so lost...
**[00:10] Shion**
But, I'm glad.
**[00:12] Shion**
I'm so thirsty.
**[00:17] Homare**
Oh. I didn't bring water with me.
**[00:20] Shion**
What?
**[00:22] Shion**
You're lying, right? You brought some?
**[00:22] Homare**
I'm sorry. I was in a hurry.
**[00:26] Shion**
It can't be true...
**[00:27] Shion**
I can't go on...
**[00:30] Homare**
*That was careless.*
**[00:31] Homare**
* At this rate, both of us will start suffering*
* from dehydration on the way back.*
**[00:35] Homare**
Shion. Was there anything here on this island?
**[00:38] Shion**
Anything?
**[00:40] Shion**
Oh. Now that you ask...
***SIGN*** Are You Lost?
***SIGN*** Are You Lost?
**[01:50] Homare**
Is this it? The cave you walked into?
**[01:54] Shion**
Yes.
**[01:54] Shion**
Where I walked, it was all
squishy and it smelled rotten...
**[01:58] Homare**
Hey!
**[02:00] Shion**
Wh-What's that?
**[02:01] Homare**
Bats.
**[02:03] Homare**
I've seen them leaving the island.
**[02:05] Homare**
This must be where they nest.
**[02:09] Homare**
* Which must mean that there isn't*
* anything for the bats to eat here.*
**[02:13] Homare**
*Still...*
**[02:16] Homare**
Found some.
**[02:23] Homare**
It seems some rainwater collected here.
**[02:26] Homare**
It's fresh water.
**[02:26] Shion**
Oh, good!
**[02:27] Homare**
But...
**[02:29] Homare**
Try smelling it.
**[02:33] Shion**
It... smells like a drain?
**[02:35] Homare**
It's been contaminated by bat droppings.
**[02:37] Homare**
If we drank it, we'd likely
get some kind of infection.
**[02:41] Shion**
Then... we can't use it as moisture, right?
**[02:46] Shion**
I'm sorry.
**[02:47] Shion**
It's all my fault, and I'm dragging
you down with me.
**[02:55] Homare**
No.
**[02:56] Homare**
Shion, this is a great find.
**[02:58] Homare**
True, it's terrible as water,
**[03:01] Homare**
but with this, things will work out.
**[03:03] Shion**
Huh?
**[03:04] Homare**
There's no point in staying here.
**[03:05] Homare**
Now, I'm sure it's tough on you,
but we need to get ready to go back.
**[03:09] Homare**
First, we'll gather things that have
drifted ashore and rebuild the raft.
**[03:18] Shion**
O-Okay.
**[03:28] Homare**
That should do it.
**[03:29] Shion**
Homare-san.
**[03:31] Shion**
What are we doing with this?
**[03:33] Homare**
We'll attach them to the back of the raft.
***SIGN*** Bat Island
***SIGN*** Ahomushi Idiot's Island
**[03:35] Homare**
Since you were carried here on a current,
**[03:39] Homare**
when we go back, it'll be the reverse.
**[03:41] Homare**
We need to travel so that
the bottles trail straight behind us.
**[03:46] Homare**
It might not be very reliable, but we
should do everything we can think of.
**[03:52] Homare**
We're going back to the island, Shion.
**[03:54] Shion**
Yes.
**[03:55] Shion**
We are!
**[04:00] Homare**
Which is easy to say, but...
**[04:08] Shion**
My head aches...
**[04:10] Shion**
I'm getting lightheaded.
**[04:12] Shion**
Water... I want water...
**[04:15] Homare**
Yes.
**[04:17] Homare**
My dehydration symptoms are worsening, too.
**[04:21] Shion**
Say, Homare-san.
**[04:24] Shion**
This water from the cave...
What are we using it for?
**[04:28] Homare**
I thought I'd try testing UV sterilization, but...
**[04:31] Shion**
Sterilization?
**[04:33] Shion**
You can do that?
**[04:35] Homare**
It doesn't seem like it will work that easily...
**[04:41] Shion**
Just suppose, even if it doesn't work...
**[04:44] Shion**
even... just as it is...
**[04:51] Homare**
Shion.
**[04:52] Homare**
Do you know what will
happen if we drink this water?
**[04:55] Shion**
Huh? No, I don't.
**[04:57] Homare**
To be blunt, within 30 minutes,
diarrhea and vomiting would begin.
**[05:02] Homare**
We would lose more moisture than we gained.
**[05:05] Homare**
In moments, we would both be incapacitated
**[05:08] Homare**
and we wouldn't be able
to make it back to the island.
**[05:12] Homare**
Still, we do need immediate hydration.
**[05:16] Shion**
But we can't drink that water, right?
**[05:19] Homare**
Right.
**[05:20] Homare**
So what do we do?
**[05:22] Shion**
What will we do?
**[05:24] Homare**
The thing is, the colon can absorb water.
**[05:28] Shion**
Huh?
**[05:29] Homare**
Which means...
**[05:32] Homare**
We will drink this through our anuses!
**[05:34] Homare**
As it will not pass through our
stomachs, it should be fairly safe!
**[05:38] Shion**
Anus?
**[05:43] Homare**
Turn your bottom this way and
pull down your underwear, Shion.
**[05:46] Shion**
No! I don't want to!
**[05:49] Homare**
You don't want to die, do you?
**[05:50] Shion**
O-Of course not! I don't want to die.
**[05:54] Shion**
But... I-I-I just can't!
**[05:56] Shion**
That's where stuff comes out...
**[05:58] Shion**
How could you possibly...
**[06:00] Shion**
It won't go in!
**[06:01] Homare**
It will.
**[06:02] Homare**
Don't worry. I'll transfer it with my mouth.
**[06:05] Homare**
Just relax and look at the clouds.
***SIGN*** Have I lost something?
**[06:26] Shion**
Have I lost something?
**[06:30] Shion**
No, I have not.
***SIGN*** Have I lost something? No, I have not.
***SIGN*** Have I lost something? No, I have not. I have simply ensured my survival.
**[06:32] Shion**
I have simply ensured my survival.
***SIGN*** Have I lost something? No, I have not. I have simply ensured my survival. Yes.
**[06:35] Shion**
Yes. I'm sure it's true.
***SIGN*** Have I lost something? No, I have not. I have simply ensured my survival. Yes. I'm sure it's true.
**[06:37] Shion**
After all...
***SIGN*** Have I lost something? No, I have not. I have simply ensured my survival. Yes. I'm sure it's true. After all...
**[06:38] Homare**
Shion.
**[06:39] Homare**
I know you're still suffering,
but I need you to do one more thing.
**[06:43] Shion**
I had no choice. It doesn't count.
**[06:44] Homare**
Give me about ten mouthfuls.
**[06:46] Shion**
I did it to survive...
**[06:47] Homare**
That should be about 200 ml.
**[06:50] Homare**
I'm getting close to my limit, too.
**[06:51] Shion**
Huh?
**[06:55] Homare**
Now, Shion. Hurry.
**[06:58] Homare**
You'll have to dig your tongue in.
**[07:00] Shion**
No...
**[07:01] Homare**
Come on.
**[07:01] Shion**
Don't make me do this!
**[07:04] Homare**
It's for our survival, Shion!
**[07:14] Shion**
Say, Homare-san...
**[07:16] Shion**
What happened today... let's make sure
to keep it a secret between the two of us.
**[07:22] Homare**
Hey! Shion!
**[07:23] Shion**
Why are you shouting? What happened?
**[07:26] Shion**
That's...
***SIGN*** Are You Lost?
**[07:33] Shion**
Really?
**[07:42] Asuka**
Mutsu. Look.
**[08:02] Girls**
Hey!
**[08:04] Shion**
Homare-san!
**[08:05] Homare**
Yes.
**[08:07] Homare**
It's Asuka and Mutsu!
**[08:13] Homare**
Shion, you worked hard to get this far.
**[08:15] Homare**
We're almost to shore.
**[08:17] Homare**
Shion?
**[08:20] Homare**
Shion?
**[08:23] Shion**
Everyone!
**[08:28] Mutsu**
Shion-san!
**[08:29] Asuka**
Welcome back, Shion.
**[08:33] Shion**
I'm back.
**[08:34] Mutsu**
Welcome back!
**[08:36] Asuka**
I'm so glad!
**[08:39] Shion**
We made it back... I'm so happy!
**(Flashback) [08:42] Jouichi**
Kindness can cost you your life.
**(Flashback) [08:44] Jouichi**
Think about your own survival first.
**[08:49] Homare**
*Papa, I'm sorry I didn't do as you taught me.*
**[08:52] Homare**
*But...*
**[08:54] Asuka**
Don't make us worry like that!
**[08:56] Shion**
I'm sorry.
**[08:57] Mutsu**
I'm just so glad you're safe!
**[09:01] Girls**
Homare!
**[09:01] Girls**
Homare-san!
**[09:03] Homare**
Yes, I'm coming.
**[09:12] Asuka**
What d'you think? A feast, right?
**[09:14] Asuka**
Mutsu and I made it together!
**[09:16] Mutsu**
We couldn't manage sole meunière,
but we tried sauteing it.
**[09:20] Homare**
It's quite luxurious.
**[09:22] Shion**
Yes, it is!
**[09:22] Asuka**
Let's hurry up and eat!
**[09:24] Girls**
Thank you for the food!
**[09:29] Shion**
It's really delicious!
**[09:30] Asuka**
Eat lots, Shion!
**[09:33] Mutsu**
Yes. And you, too, Homare-san.
**[09:35] Homare**
I will. Thanks.
**[09:39] Asuka**
Oh, right. Homare.
You forgot to take water with you.
**[09:43] Mutsu**
How did you manage?
**[09:45] Homare**
Oh. Well, we just—
**[09:46] Shion**
It was all determination! Spirit!
**[09:48] Shion**
You can do anything with spirit!
**[09:56] Asuka**
Say, Homare. What'll we do tomorrow?
**[09:59] Homare**
Yes, let's see...
**[10:00] Mutsu**
Isn't it about time to look
over the traps again?
**[10:03] Homare**
Yes, let's...
**[10:04] Shion**
Let's go look for something sweet again.
**[10:07] Homare**
Yes...
**[10:12] Mutsu**
Huh? Did she fall asleep?
**[10:14] Asuka**
She worked hard today.
**[10:22] Shion**
Good night.
**[10:30] Homare**
Today we'll be setting a trap for wild boar,
**[10:33] Homare**
but before that, spread this on your hands.
**[10:35] Shion**
What is it?
**[10:37] Homare**
Boar droppings.
**[10:39] Shion**
No!
**[10:41] Asuka**
W-We seriously have to use that?
**[10:44] Mutsu**
Couldn't we use dirt instead?
**[10:46] Shion**
Boars have a keen sense of smell.
**[10:48] Homare**
If they smell humans,
they won't come near the trap.
**[10:52] Homare**
Stop complaining and do it.
**[10:54] Asuka**
W-Well, then...
**[10:57] Shion**
I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't.
**[10:59] Asuka**
It's all squelchy! It squishes!
**[11:02] Shion**
I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't.
**[11:03] Mutsu**
It stinks!
**[11:05] Homare**
It's your turn, Shion!
**[11:06] Mutsu**
Homare-san, please don't make her do it.
***SIGN*** Poop Hand Cream
***SIGN*** It's a little stinky!
***SIGN*** All-Natural Ingredients
***SIGN*** It erases the scent of human from your traps!
***SIGN*** Are You Lost?
**[11:10] Asuka**
Is that so?
**[11:14] Homare**
There. That should do it.
**[11:17] Homare**
Our bait-release snare trap is complete.
**[11:20] Asuka**
Wow! It's all complicated and cool!
**[11:23] Mutsu**
There's food attached this time.
**[11:25] Shion**
Say, how is this trap tripped?
**[11:28] Mutsu**
Sensei, can we impose on you?
**[11:31] Asuka**
I see. My time to shine, is it?
**[11:33] Asuka**
Wait. It should be Shion this time.
**[11:36] Asuka**
She hasn't used the poop hand
cream or helped to build the trap.
**[11:39] Asuka**
You can do your part now.
**[11:41] Shion**
Wh-What do I do?
**[11:42] Mutsu**
Just step there where the lily bulb bait is.
**[11:45] Shion**
I don't want to. It's sort of scary...
**[11:47] Asuka**
Now, Miss, don't you think
you're being a little selfish?
**[11:52] Shion**
No!
**[11:53] Shion**
I get it! Please don't touch
me with those hands.
**[11:58] Shion**
Say...
**[11:59] Shion**
Wh-Why are you all lined up over there?
**[12:02] Asuka**
Doesn't matter. Just hurry up and do it.
**[12:12] Girls**
It has her name on it...
**[12:27] Jouichi**
*I'm coming, Homare.*