4 - Soaked on a Rainy Day

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[00:03] Chrome
    Naniga City, N Prefecture.
[00:05] Chrome
    Some time has passed since I became
    an evil mastermind here in this city.
[00:10] Chrome
    Even the deeds that at first gave me pause
[00:15] Chrome
    I now complete without hesitation.
[00:23] Chrome
    Can I continue this way?
[00:27] (Flashback) Noichigo
    Fossa Magna Leader Chrome!
[00:31] (Flashback) Noichigo
    What are you doing under the bridge?
[00:34] (Flashback) Chrome
    M-Magical Girl!
[00:37] (Flashback) Noichigo
    Starting a fire under a suspicious bridge...
[00:40] (Flashback) Noichigo
    You're breaking the rules!
[00:41] Chrome
    I'm just living my life...
[00:44] Chrome
    But that answer won't do!
[00:45] (Flashback) Chrome
    This is no place for you!
[01:07] (Flashback) Chrome
    Try and stop me!
[01:14] (Flashback) Noichigo
    Ow, ow, ow...
[01:28] (Flashback) Noichigo
    Ugh!
[01:32] Chrome
    Wha?!
[01:44] (Flashback) Chrome
    Th-That's insane!
[01:48] (Flashback) Chrome
    The bridge!
SIGN    My house!
[01:55] (Flashback) Chrome
    My house!
[01:59] (Flashback) Chrome
    M-My home!
[02:05] (Flashback) Noichigo
    Fire!
[02:06] (Flashback) Noichigo
    Oh, no! It's going to spread!
[02:08] (Flashback) Noichigo
    I have to put it out!
[02:10] (Flashback) Noichigo
    Thunderbolt...
[02:15] (Flashback) Noichigo
    Bloom!
[02:21] (Flashback) Noichigo
    Extinguish!
[02:47] (Flashback) Noichigo
    Oh, right.
[02:50] (Flashback) Noichigo
    Deplorable, evil mastermind Chrome!
[02:53] (Flashback) Noichigo
    How dare you rig the bridge to collapse?
[02:56] (Flashback) Chrome
    Huh? Why me?
[02:58] (Flashback) Noichigo
    You just said, "Yeah!"
    You take pleasure in your crimes!
[03:02] (Flashback) Chrome
    My house!
SIGN    My house!
[03:04] Chrome
    I wasn't saying "yeah!"
[03:06] (Flashback) Chrome
    No! I meant that my house...
[03:08] (Flashback) Chrome
    I'm glad you noticed.
[03:10] (Flashback) Chrome
    Yo, check it out.
[03:20] Chrome
    I've lost my home...
[03:22] Chrome
    What ever shall I do now?
[03:25] Chrome
    No... Get a grip, tear ducts.
[03:28] Chrome
    A bad grown-up must not cry.
[03:33] (Flashback) Grandpa
    What's wrong, son?
[03:35] (Flashback) Grandpa
    Was there a storm or something?
[03:40] (Flashback) Chrome
    Well...
[03:42] (Flashback) Grandpa
    Oh, your home, huh?
[03:43] Chrome
    Boo-hoo.
[03:44] (Flashback) Grandpa
    That's terrible.
[03:45] Chrome
    Boo-hoo.
[03:46] (Flashback) Grandpa
    Why not come to my place for now?
[03:52] (Flashback) Grandpa
    We're here.
SIGN    Date
[03:54] (Flashback) Chrome
    But...
[03:55] (Flashback) Grandpa
    Don't worry about it.
SIGN    Date
[04:00] (Flashback) Grandpa
    Are you sure you don't mind
    being in the crawl space?
[04:03] (Flashback) Chrome
    Yes. Thank you.
[04:05] (Flashback) Chrome
    I can most certainly deal with it.
SIGN    Berry Blossom
    is sooo cool!!
SIGN    HOOOOOONK
SIGN    Struck Oil
SIGN    She's eating crab...
SIGN    Coo Coo
SIGN    Phew
SIGN    I made hayashi rice!!
SIGN    You're eating it?!
SIGN    #4 "Soaked on a Rainy Day"
[05:43] Chizuko
    What a nightmare...
[05:45] Chizuko
    I don't want to remember it.
[05:47] (Flashback) Chizuko
    I am General Dante!
[05:50] Chizuko
    No, no!
[05:52] Chizuko
    I was just caught up in the moment!
[05:56] (Flashback) Chrome
    Still, Mashirou has identified
    you as being on my side.
[06:02] (Flashback) Mashirou
    Dante, was it?
[06:05] Chizuko
    It's all his fault!
[06:07] Chizuko
    That cursed bastard! Washed-up mastermind!
[06:09] Chizuko
    I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind today!
[06:11] Chizuko
    I'm telling him to leave me alone!
[06:13] Anchor
    And now for the next story.
SIGN    Out of nowhere!
[06:15] Anchor
    We've just learned that this
    town's evil organization,
[06:18] Anchor
    Fossa Magna, will be withdrawing.
[06:24] Chizuko
    Wait, for real?
[06:25] Anchor
    Perhaps this is the fruit
    of Berry Blossom's efforts.
[06:29] Anchor
    Next, we move on to a story
    about baby capybaras.
[06:31] Chizuko
    That's it?
[06:32] Chizuko
    After all that time he spent
    trying to recruit me?
[06:34] Chizuko
    What is he even thinking?
[06:34] Chrome
    Woot! Posing with the double Vs!
[06:37] Chizuko
    Wait, no, no!
[06:39] Chizuko
    He's finally toast! Yay!
[06:42] Grandpa
    What's Chrome-san going to do now?
[06:47] Chizuko
    Serves him right!
    I'm gonna go rub it in his face!
[06:50] Chizuko
    Hey, Chrome!
SIGN    Totally empty...
[06:58] Chizuko
    Right, of course he's gone.
[07:00] Grandpa
    Chizu...
[07:01] Chizuko
    Oh, I'm gonna be late.
[07:03] Chizuko
    Later, Grandpa.
[07:04] Grandpa
    Chizuko!
[07:08] Girl B
    Hey, did you hear?
[07:10] Girl B
    The evil organization's apparently gone.
[07:13] Girl C
    Really?
[07:14] Girl C
    What does an evil organization do, anyway?
[07:17] Girl B
    How would I know?
[07:19] Girl C
    You aren't curious?
[07:22] Girl B
    So anyway, that capybara yesterday...
[07:25] Girl C
    Never mind that. Do you
    have time after school?
[07:28] Chizuko
    No one thinks he's a threat at all.
[07:38] Chizuko
    Eh, that just means peace has come to this
    town, and I get to live a normal, plain life.
[07:48] Chizuko
    What's going to happen
    to Berry Blossom, then?
[07:51] Girl B
    All right! Time to finally go do karaoke today!
[07:55] Girl A
    Hey, Date-san, wanna...
[07:56] Girl A
    Huh? She was here just a minute ago.
[08:06] Chizuko
    If there's no more evil...
[08:09] Chizuko
    What happens to justice?
[08:13] Chizuko
    She's not...
[08:15] Chizuko
    She's not going to just vanish, is she?
[08:19] Chizuko
    Without Berry Blossom...
[08:22] Chizuko
    My life won't come back!
[08:25] Anchor
    That concludes the afternoon news.
SIGN    Submitted by
     Mashirou-san
[08:33] Chizuko
    There she is!
[08:35] Anchor
    We'll end with this clip of Berry
    Blossom collecting garbage.
SIGN    Submitted by
     Mashirou-san
[08:41] Chizuko
    No...
[08:44] Chizuko
    Berry Blossom...
[08:47] Chizuko
    turned into a volunteer girl.
[09:21] Girl A
    Hey, do you think that girl is okay?
[09:38] Chrome
    There you are.
[09:45] Chrome
    I thought I'd find you here.
[09:47] Chrome
    I'm sure you're aware.
[09:50] Chrome
    It's become difficult for us to continue
    our activities without a general.
[09:53] Chrome
    It's painful for it to end like this.
[10:01] Chrome
    I'd hoped to repay your grandpa
    somehow for taking me in when I was
[10:07] Chrome
    out in the rain after losing everything.
[10:11] Chrome
    Everything is back to how it was before.
[10:14] Chrome
    You ought to enjoy your normal life.
[10:18] Chizuko
    What?
[10:20] Chizuko
    Back to normal?
[10:21] Chrome
    D-Date Ch-Chizuko?
[10:24] Chizuko
    What do you mean, "back to normal"?
[10:26] Chizuko
    You made a huge mess for me!
[10:29] Chrome
    I-I... er...
[10:34] Chizuko
    Everything's messed up because you're gone!
[10:43] Chizuko
    I love magical girls.
[10:46] Chizuko
    Berry Blossom isn't Berry Blossom if
    she isn't fighting evil with her magic.
[10:52] Chizuko
    And now... What is this?!
[10:56] Chizuko
    Okay, Chrome...
[10:58] Chizuko
    I'll do it.
[10:59] Chizuko
    I'll become a Fossa Magna general.
[11:03] Chrome
    R-Really?
[11:05] Chrome
    Are you sure about this?
[11:06] Chizuko
    Why are you so concerned all of a sudden?
[11:09] Chrome
    I'm a bad grown-up. You know that, right?
[11:11] Chrome
    What if I'm just lying again? What then?
[11:15] Chizuko
    What then? Then nothing!
[11:17] Chizuko
    Get over yourself!
[11:18] Chizuko
    I don't care what you say.
[11:20] Chizuko
    This is my decision!
[11:22] Chizuko
    If this will make her whole...
[11:25] Chizuko
    If this will bring back my light, I will
    descend as deep into the abyss as I must.
[11:30] Chrome
    You'll...
[11:42] Vending machine
    Jackpot!
SIGN    Vending
SIGN    Jackpot!
SIGN    One more drink
[12:08] Mashirou
    I'm filming, Berry!
[12:14] Mashirou
    What's the matter? You look depressed.
[12:17] Mashirou
    Smile!
[12:19] Mashirou
    Fossa Magna left town!
[12:23] Mashirou
    What's wrong?
[12:24] Mashirou
    Is there something you want to say?
[12:26] Noichigo
    You'd never understand, Mashirou.
[12:30] Mashirou
    Say what?
[12:31] Noichigo
    Nothing.
[12:33] Mashirou
    Come on, tell me!
[12:35] Noichigo
    Enough already.
[12:38] Noichigo
    Ooh, pretty garbage.
[12:39] Mashirou
    Wait! Stop! Stop!
[12:41] Mashirou
    That's a man o'war!
[12:43] Mashirou
    It's venomous!
[12:51] Noichigo
    What's that sound?
[12:52] Mashirou
    L-Look!
[13:00] Noichigo; Mashirou
    Chrome!
[13:19] Mashirou
    What is this? I thought you quit!
[13:22] Noichigo
    We let them sneak right up on us.
[13:25] Noichigo
    To think that that leader could
    make such a tricky appearance...
[13:29] Chizuko
    Nailed the entry!
[13:32] Chizuko
    Well, Boss?
[13:33] Mashirou
    Yes, splendid indeed.
[13:35] Mashirou
    I knew you wouldn't let me down, General.
[13:37] Chizuko
    Next...
[13:38] Mashirou
    Mm-hm, understood.
[13:43] Noichigo
    A wormhole?!
[14:07] Mashirou
    Ow, ow, ow!
[14:10] Noichigo
    What are these?
[14:11] Noichigo
    U-Urchins?!
[14:13] Chrome
    All-natural and delivered fresh!
[14:16] Noichigo
    How could you...
[14:20] Noichigo
    What is this? Why does something feel off?
[14:23] Chizuko
    All right. Here we go.
[14:26] Chrome
    Now for the main act.
[14:28] Mashirou
    Behind you, Berry!
[14:35] Noichigo
    It can't be...
[14:37] Noichigo
    I was being lured in?!
[14:39] Noichigo
    All of those attacks until
    now were diversions?!
[14:44] Noichigo
    Looks like you've had an upgrade.
[14:46] Noichigo
    You've only ever known how
    to fight using brute force.
[14:48] Noichigo
    Where did you learn to be so cowardly?
[14:51] Chizuko
    This hurts my chest so much.
[15:00] Chrome
    Cowardly and proud of it!
[15:01] Chrome
    Now, let me watch you—
[15:03] Chrome
    So salty!
[15:04] Mashirou
    You botched your line, idiot!
[15:06] Mashirou
    Don't get swept up in their
    distractions, Berry.
[15:08] Mashirou
    Go after the Kuma Kaiji—
[15:09] Noichigo
    I know!
[15:10] Mashirou
    W-Wait...
[15:12] Mashirou
    She's smiling?
[15:23] Noichigo
    This is it!
[15:25] Noichigo
    This is what I wanted!
[15:30] Noichigo
    Berry Blossom...
[15:33] Noichigo
    This is her best moment.
[15:37] Noichigo
    She's so...
[15:41] Mashirou
    How could you be so excited?!
[15:43] Chrome
    That's it.
[15:44] Chrome
    That's what I like to see.
[15:46] Chrome
    This adrenaline-pumping,
    nail-biting, evenly-matched fight.
[15:49] Chrome
    Isn't that right, Date Chizu...
[15:52] Chrome
    ko...
[15:59] Chrome
    She's sobbing uncontrollably.
[16:04] Chrome
    I won't get any instructions
    out of her in that state.
[16:08] Chrome
    Say, Kuma Kaijins...
SIGN    Shhhh...
[16:13] Chrome
    The silent treatment?
[16:14] Chrome
    Please don't give me the silent treatment.
[16:19] Noichigo
    Fossa Magna, prepare yourself!
[16:23] Chrome
    It looks like brute force
    is my only option now!
[16:31] Chrome
    Go forth!
[16:32] Noichigo
    I see you mean business!
[16:33] Noichigo
    I'll respond in kind!
[16:37] Noichigo
    My ultimate attack!
[16:39] Noichigo
    Thunderbolt...
[16:45] Noichigo
    Bloom!
[16:50] Chizuko
    Isn't this that...
[17:00] Mashirou
    They're burning!
[17:03] Chizuko
    This is the Thunderbolt Bloom!
[17:06] Chizuko
    It's so... Oh my God...
[17:07] Chizuko
    Thank you so... much...
[17:19] Mashirou
    Dude! That was dangerous! Holy crap!
[17:23] Noichigo
    Sorry, Mashirou. I got carried away.
[17:27] Mashirou
    What if that had landed?!
[17:29] Mashirou
    This is all...
[17:33] Mashirou
    He got away!
[17:36] Noichigo
    Don't worry, Mashirou.
[17:38] Noichigo
    Every time he comes back,
    he's gonna have to deal with me!
[17:42] Mashirou
    Why are you enjoying this so much?!
[17:59] Chrome
    You're awake.
[18:00] Chrome
    Today's was a rather spectacular battle.
[18:04] Chizuko
    How do still you have so much strength?
[18:08] Chrome
    You haven't built up resistance
    yet. Take it easy.
[18:12] Chrome
    Say, Date Chizuko, you care not for
    defeating Berry Blossom, do you?
[18:20] Chizuko
    W-Well...
[18:21] Chrome
    I have no intention of protesting.
[18:24] Chrome
    You chose this path for the
    sake of your own desires.
[18:29] Chrome
    I appreciate that.
[18:32] Chrome
    You work not for others.
    You work not for the organization.
[18:36] Chrome
    You work for your own benefit.
[18:39] Chrome
    That makes you perfect
    for an evil organization.
[18:43] Chrome
    Please carry on.
[18:46] Chizuko
    The heck?
[18:52] Chrome
    You'll be taking damage
    for the next few days.
[18:59] Anchor
    On to the next story.
SIGN    Evil Organization
    Withdrawing its withdrawal
[19:01] Anchor
    The evil organization has announced
    that it is withdrawing its withdrawal.
[19:05] Chizuko
    And so I, Date Chizuko,
    began my life as an evil general.
[19:13] Girl B
    I heard the leader's withdrawal was a lie.
[19:15] Girl C
    Those crooks!
[19:16] Girl C
    That might be the first time I've seen that
    organization do anything actually bad.
[19:22] Chrome
    Welcome.
[19:29] Chrome
    We have a new karaage sandwich.
[19:32] Chrome
    Would you be interested?
[21:08] Kuma Kaijin
    Bear...
[21:09] Kuma Kaijin
    Bear?
[21:12] Kuma Kaijin
    Bear...
[21:13] Grandpa
    Oh?
[21:15] Grandpa
    What's wrong?
[21:16] Grandpa
    Have you gotten lost?
[21:19] Grandpa
    What's that? You're lonely
    being by yourself?
[21:22] Grandpa
    Chrome-san's at work, Chizuko's at school...
[21:25] Grandpa
    And the others are still stunned?
[21:29] Grandpa
    Oh, I know.
[21:30] Grandpa
    I'm on my way to the go club.
[21:32] Grandpa
    Wanna join me, bear guy?
[21:37] Kuma Kaijin
    Bear!
[21:40] Grandpa
    All right, let's go!
SIGN    Go Club Toughness
[21:50] Kuma Kaijin
    Bear...
[21:51] Grandpa
    What's the matter?
[21:53] Grandpa
    Come on!
[21:54] Grandpa
    Come on!
[21:55] Grandpa
    What's gotten into you?
[21:58] Grandpa
    Come on, I say!
[22:01] Woman
    My!
[22:03] Woman
    Hello there, Date-san.
[22:05] Kuma Kaijin
    Bear?
[22:06] Glasses
    I look forward to playing you again today.
[22:08] Woman
    How cute!
[22:09] Woman
    A beginner, huh?
[22:11] Woman
    You're more than welcome to join!
[22:12] Grandpa
    See? Everyone's really nice here.
[22:15] Kuma Kaijin
    Bear.
[22:25] Grandpa
    You have nothing to fear.
[22:27] Kuma Kaijin
    Bear, bear, bear!
[22:29] Glasses
    Well, let's begin.
[22:33] Radio
    Start the music!
[22:39] Grandpa
    This go club's motto is to
    maintain both go and muscle!
[22:47] Grandpa
    Building strength and concentration
    is what this go club is all about!
[22:58] Radio
    You did it!
[23:00] Radio
    Go!
[23:02] Grandpa
    That was a good workout.
[23:03] Grandpa
    Well?
[23:04] Grandpa
    Feel the power of go?
[23:18] Chrome
    You there, Kuma Kaijin.
[23:20] Chrome
    Is there a problem?
[23:21] Chrome
    You're completely stiff.
[23:22] Kuma Kaijin
    Bear, bear..
[23:24] Chrome
    Go power?
[23:25] Chrome
    Overflowing?
[23:27] Chrome
    What the hell are you talking about?!
SIGN    #5 "Ominous Unknowns"
[23:35] Text; Chizuko
    Episode 5: "Ominous Unknowns."