2 - Go To the Path of Evil

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[00:00] Chizuko
    Why are you here?!
[00:02] Chrome
    "Why"?
[00:04] Chrome
    What does it matter to you
    where I work, Date Chizuko?
[00:08] Chizuko
    He remembers my name! Yeek!
[00:14] Chrome
    Do you have an answer to my offer yet?
[00:17] Chizuko
    I-I'm obviously not joining.
[00:19] Chizuko
    Fossa Magna? No way.
[00:22] Chizuko
    I'm team Berry Blossom.
[00:25] Chizuko
    I'd never side with evil.
[00:32] Chrome
    Evil?
[00:34] Chrome
    You mean someone like him?
[00:42] Robber
    Give me all your money.
SIGN    Berry Blossom
    is sooo cool!!
SIGN    HOOOOOONK
SIGN    Struck Oil
SIGN    She's eating crab...
SIGN    Coo Coo
SIGN    Phew
SIGN    I made hayashi rice!!
SIGN    You're eating it?!
SIGN    #2 "Go to the Path of Evil"
[02:23] Chizuko
    A robber?!
[02:25] Chizuko
    C-C-Can't you do something?
[02:27] Chizuko
    You're an evil mastermind, aren't you?!
[02:29] Chrome
    Goodness.
[02:30] Chrome
    Is that any way to ask someone for help?
[02:33] Chrome
    That said...
[02:35] Chrome
    Stand back, Date Chizuko.
[02:37] Chrome
    As a member of the shop staff...
[02:43] Chrome
    I cannot allow this particular
    customer to roam free.
[02:49] Chrome
    I'm sorry, sir...
SIGN    Chrome
SIGN    Chrome
[02:56] Chrome
    Alas, I am powerless before him.
[02:57] Chizuko
    You're useless! Come on!
[03:00] Chrome
    Though I may be an evil mastermind,
[03:01] Chrome
    I'm as afraid of a man
    with a knife as anyone.
[03:05] Chizuko
    Stop being afraid!
[03:06] Robber
    Quit yammering!
[03:08] Chizuko
    Are you truly content merely
    taking the money in the register?
[03:13] Chizuko
    The two of us are effectively hostages.
[03:15] Chizuko
    I suspect you have the capacity
    for something greater.
[03:20] Chizuko
    Well?
[03:21] Robber
    D-Do you think I can pull it off?
[03:24] Robber
    Hold you as hostages?
[03:25] Chrome
    You sure can.
[03:28] Chizuko
    Th-This guy's useless, but he has a weird
    knack for leading people down a path of evil.
[03:34] Chrome
    What?
[03:35] Chizuko
    You aren't swaying me, all right?
[03:37] Chizuko
    I'm on the side of Berry Blossom,
    who's on the side of justice.
[03:43] Chizuko
    Even now...
[03:45] Chizuko
    Berry Blossom would've
    helped us if she were here.
[03:49] Chrome
    I see...
[03:51] Chrome
    But... How do I put it...
[03:53] Chizuko
    Hm? What?
[03:55] Chrome
    No...
[03:56] Chrome
    I'm loath to confront an innocent
    middle school child with reality.
[03:59] Chizuko
    You don't need to call me innocent now.
[04:08] Noichigo
    Transform!
[04:25] Noichigo
    I will not allow evil to prevail in this city!
[04:28] Noichigo
    Magical Girl Berry Blossom is on the scene!
[04:33] Noichigo
    Stop right there!
[04:36] Noichigo
    Robber, go to hell!
[04:40] Noichigo
    You there...
[04:42] Noichigo
    D-Don't worry. I'll save you right away.
[04:52] Chizuko
    I'm not emotionally prepared for this.
[04:55] Robber
    I-I haven't done anything!
[04:57] Noichigo
    You won't get away with this.
[04:59] Noichigo
    That girl's done nothing wrong!
[05:01] Robber
    You smart-ass, worthless magical girl!
[05:06] Chizuko
    I-I have to get a grip.
[05:08] Chizuko
    I need to sear this moment into my brain!
[05:10] Chizuko
    Berry Blossom's magnificent magic!
[05:21] Chrome
    Aww, she clotheslined him!
[05:23] Chrome
    I want her to do that to me.
[05:25] Chizuko
    Huh?
[05:26] Chizuko
    Uh, wh-what about magic?
[05:28] Chrome
    One cannot use magic against
    an ordinary person.
[05:32] Chizuko
    What?
[05:33] Chrome
    Magic is cast on magical girls.
[05:35] Chrome
    Common criminal affairs are
    directed to the police.
[05:38] Chrome
    Our activities fall into one
    of these two categories.
[05:41] Chizuko
    S-Seriously?
[05:49] Noichigo
    Hello? Police?
[05:51] Chizuko
    Seriously?!
[05:57] Chizuko
    Er, uh...
[05:59] Chizuko
    Thank you very muff.
[06:01] Chizuko
    Much.
[06:02] Noichigo
    I'm glad you aren't hurt.
[06:05] Chrome
    You seem rather flustered.
[06:06] Noichigo
    Y-Yes, well...
[06:10] Noichigo
    The police and I don't exactly get along.
[06:12] Noichigo
    I'll be leaving before I run into them. Bye!
[06:20] Chizuko
    It was really her!
[06:22] Chrome
    You saw the clothesline...
[06:24] Chrome
    Are you really satisfied with that?
[06:27] Chizuko
    What's your point?!
[06:29] Chrome
    Don't play dumb.
[06:31] Chrome
    You're a quick thinker.
    You must know what's going on.
[06:35] Chrome
    She can only exercise her true power
    when she is facing us, Fossa Magna.
[06:41] Chrome
    Only a small handful of evildoers
    can do battle with her.
[06:46] Chrome
    Date Chizuko, do you not wish...
[06:50] Chrome
    ...wish... wish... wish...
[06:52] Chizuko
    I... I don't want that at all!
[06:56] Chrome
    A pity.
[06:58] Chrome
    I shall await your change of heart.
[07:00] Chizuko
    Whatever!
[07:11] Mashirou
    Come on, don't go messing with civvies.
[07:15] Noichigo
    I couldn't help myself, Mashirou.
[07:19] Noichigo
    I mean...
[07:24] Noichigo
    I wanted to be a hero of justice.
[07:33] Chizuko
    Between this and that thing at the arcade...
[07:35] Chizuko
    I don't know who the heck is
    making money on any of this.
[07:40] Grandpa
    Look at how animated you are!
[07:42] Grandpa
    You really like that magical girl, don't you?
[07:50] Chizuko
    Those are the rules of this town, huh?
[07:52] Chizuko
    I feel like I just got
    yanked back to reality.
[07:57] Chizuko
    At the end of the day, Berry and
    Chrome are in a different world.
[08:01] Chizuko
    There's nothing I can do to
    intervene as a normal person.
[08:05] Chizuko
    I wish I had magic or something, too.
[08:09] Chizuko
    No, no, no!
[08:10] Chizuko
    What am I even thinking?
[08:12] Chizuko
    I'm just grateful I get to cheer for Berry!
[08:22] Ako
    H-Hey, Date-san...
[08:25] Chizuko
    There's a show I absolutely can't miss today.
[08:29] Chizuko
    I have to focus on my love for Berry!
[08:36] Chizuko
    I'm home.
[08:43] Chizuko
    Grandpa?
[08:45] Chizuko
    Do we have a guest?
[08:53] Grandpa
    W-Welcome home, Chizuko.
[08:58] Chrome
    Hey.
[08:59] Chrome
    Thank you for the hospitality.
[09:01] Chizuko
    You've got to be kidding.
[09:02] Grandpa
    Oh?
[09:04] Grandpa
    Chizuko, you know Chrome-san?
[09:07] Chizuko
    Why are you here?
[09:09] Chizuko
    Are you so desperate to turn me to
    evil that you'd come to my home?
[09:16] Chizuko
    That's my dorayaki!
[09:22] Chizuko
    Get lost!
[09:23] Chizuko
    Get lost already!
[09:25] Chrome
    Cease the palm strikes.
[09:26] Chrome
    All right. I'll leave.
[09:32] Chizuko
    Wh-What's up with this
    spatial warp-looking thing?
[09:41] Chrome
    Guelph!
[09:46] Chizuko
    Ow, ow...
[09:48] Chrome
    Welcome.
[09:55] Chrome
    Have you realized where you are?
[09:57] Chizuko
    N-No way...
[10:00] Chizuko
    The Fossa Magna base?!
[10:04] Chrome
    The very one.
[10:05] Chrome
    Date Chizuko, prospective future
    administrator of the world...
[10:09] Chrome
    I had been planning to welcome you here.
[10:13] Chrome
    Why the bitter face?
[10:16] Chizuko
    No, I'm leaving.
[10:18] Chizuko
    I'm seriously leaving.
[10:26] Chrome
    Be careful what you open!
[10:28] Chrome
    Why are you in such a hurry?
[10:34] Chrome
    I need to watch TV at five!
[10:36] Chrome
    There's a Berry Blossom special!
[10:41] Chizuko
    The Berry Special.
SIGN    Berry Special
     A selection of viewer submissions that were
    aired on local news broadcasts!
[10:43] Chizuko
    A selection of viewer submissions that
    were aired on local news broadcasts!
[10:48] Chizuko
    This one's going into
    my permanent collection!
[10:50] Chizuko
    It vanishes like magic the moment
    someone uploads it online.
[10:53] Chizuko
    So this is seriously my only chance.
[10:57] Chizuko
    So, of course, I want everything
    to be just perfect when I watch it.
[11:00] Chrome
    Huh? Right...
[11:01] Chrome
    Of course.
[11:04] Chrome
    Wanna head home, then?
[11:06] Chizuko
    You're a grown-up. Don't cry.
[11:09] Chrome
    I'm not crying.
[11:11] Chrome
    Plus, I'm a bad grown-up anyway.
[11:14] Chizuko
    That's not what I meant.
[11:16] Chrome
    I simply wanted you to see...
[11:20] Chrome
    my base, which is too
    spacious for one person.
[11:23] Chizuko
    He can't handle being alone!
[11:24] Chizuko
    Crying won't get anything out of me!
[11:30] Chizuko
    I'm leaving in an hour.
[11:32] Chrome
    Y-You'll stay for a whole hour?!
[11:35] Chrome
    O-O-Okay, I'll show you around!
[11:43] Chizuko
    Isn't this somewhere in town?
[11:46] Chizuko
    You didn't get a building permit, did you?
[11:49] Chrome
    We fancy ourselves an organization of evil.
[11:51] Chrome
    Everything of the base is born of magic.
[11:54] Chrome
    It is unconnected to public spaces.
[11:57] Chrome
    Nothing is impossible with magic.
[12:08] Chizuko
    More magic?
[12:14] Chrome
    The closet.
[12:15] Chizuko
    This is the first thing you show me?
[12:17] Chrome
    I wanted you to see the traps and stuff.
[12:20] Chizuko
    Hey, this is that thing for
    catching raccoon dogs.
SIGN    Closet
[12:24] Chrome
    It's called the Fossa Clamp.
[12:30] Chizuko
    Huh?
[12:32] Chizuko
    What was that?
[12:41] Chrome
    Something's caught in the door.
[12:45] Chrome
    What? That's a funny look on your face.
[12:48] Chizuko
    I mean, we teleported into the base.
[12:51] Chizuko
    I'm sure you can easily
    get us out of a closet...
[12:54] Chizuko
    What's wrong?
[12:56] Chrome
    Hear me, Date Chizuko...
[12:59] Chrome
    I spoke of having magic, remember?
[13:02] Chrome
    It gets reset at the
    beginning of the month.
[13:04] Chizuko
    What gets reset at the
    beginning of the month?
[13:06] Chrome
    That is what it says in my contract.
[13:09] Chrome
    I budget a limited amount
    of magic power each month,
[13:12] Chrome
    but I'm prone to running out
    at the end of the month.
[13:14] Chrome
    And then, I am placed in a
    significantly slower low-speed mode.
[13:16] Chizuko
    Why does it sound like a phone plan?
[13:19] Chizuko
    But you were able to teleport us before.
[13:22] Chrome
    That's exactly why.
[13:23] Chrome
    That teleport put me over the limit.
[13:29] Chizuko
    Someone! Help!
[13:32] Chizuko
    Please help us!
[13:35] Chizuko
    It's no use! We're trapped inside!
[13:38] Chizuko
    Why?!
[13:39] Chizuko
    Why did you have to go and teleport us?!
[13:42] Chrome
    I wanted to show you that I can teleport.
[13:45] Chizuko
    That's so stupid!
[13:47] Chizuko
    I-I need to at least get a recording!
[13:49] Chizuko
    Grandpa, pick up!
SIGN    No Signal
[13:53] Chrome
    We're underground.
[13:55] Chrome
    Why did you not schedule a recording?
[13:57] Chizuko
    Because!
[13:58] Chizuko
    Grandpa would see that I had it
    scheduled way in advance, and...
SIGN    Berry Special
     A selection of viewer submissions that were
    aired on local news broadcasts!
[14:03] Grandpa
    She must love her a lot to
    set a timer this far ahead!
[14:06] Chizuko
    ...and come to that conclusion!
[14:08] Chrome
    It's true, though, so why do you care?
[14:11] Chizuko
    I don't care!
[14:13] Chizuko
    Don't underestimate puberty!
[14:14] Chrome
    You know...
[14:16] Chrome
    Join my organization, and you'll be
[14:18] Chrome
    facing Berry Blossom more
    than you could ever want to.
SIGN    I like that
SIGN    My sanity
[14:29] Chizuko
    Whoa, whoa!
[14:30] Chizuko
    Stop it! I'm emotionally unstable right now!
[14:34] Chrome
    My apologies.
[14:36] Chrome
    That was unbecoming of me.
[14:38] Chrome
    It was cruel to ask you in
    such an extreme situation.
[14:41] Chrome
    Right! Why had I not thought of that?
[14:45] Chrome
    If my magic power is
    insufficient to escape...
SIGN    First-time Magic
    Contract Support Guide
[14:50] Chrome
    We can simply start a new contract.
[14:55] Chrome
    I ask for your signature, Date Chizuko.
[14:59] Chizuko
    What contract?
[15:00] Chrome
    For magic power.
[15:01] Chrome
    Don't worry about the fees.
[15:03] Chrome
    We'll expense it to headquarters.
[15:05] Chizuko
    Wha... Wh-Why me?
[15:07] Chizuko
    Why don't you—
[15:08] Chrome
    I can't enter into a contract twice.
[15:10] Chrome
    It would be wasteful to sign
    at the end of the month,
[15:13] Chrome
    but we haven't any choice now, have we?
[15:15] Chrome
    Neither of us.
[15:18] Chizuko
    You villain!
[15:20] Chizuko
    I'm pretty sure he has me right
    where he wants me, but...
[15:25] Chizuko
    Bring it on!
[15:27] Chizuko
    I'll do it!
SIGN    Date Chizuko
[15:30] Chizuko
    I haven't fallen to evil.
[15:32] Chizuko
    I'm only doing this so I can see Berry
    Blossom without joining the organization.
[15:36] Chrome
    Thank you for your cooperation.
[15:40] Chizuko
    The contract...
[15:42] Chrome
    It's being processed.
[15:43] Chrome
    Your patience, please.
SIGN    Contract complete
[15:49] Chrome
    Here it comes!
[15:51] Chrome
    And so begins our great escape!
[15:55] Chizuko
    Already? I don't know the
    first thing about magic.
[15:55] Chrome
    Woohoo! Woohoo! Hooray!
[16:01] Chrome
    You can use a microwave oven without
    knowing how it works, can you not?
[16:04] Chrome
    It's something like that.
[16:06] Chizuko
    Something like what?!
[16:08] Chrome
    I won't ask you to teleport us out.
[16:12] Chrome
    But can you remove the
    object stopping the door?
[16:14] Chizuko
    Huh? How?
[16:16] Chrome
    Try straining, like, "Heungh!"
[16:19] Chizuko
    You suck at explaining things!
[16:26] Chizuko
    I hate this.
[16:30] Chrome
    Do it!
[16:33] Chrome
    You've got this!
[16:36] Chrome
    You can do it!
[16:56] Chizuko
    Grandpa?!
[16:58] Grandpa
    Wh-What are you two up to?
[17:03] Chizuko
    Why are you here?
[17:04] Chizuko
    How?
[17:06] Grandpa
    Eh? I just walked in from above.
SIGN    Date Home
SIGN    Fossa Magna Base
[17:20] Grandpa
    My grandchild is barfing!
[17:22] Chrome
    Was there something that
    she found so repugnant?
[17:26] Grandpa
    But you know, this takes me back to
    the first time I met you, Chrome-san.
[17:32] Grandpa
    You were out on the streets,
    so I took you home, and...
[17:39] Grandpa
    I invited you to sleep in the crawl space.
[17:44] Grandpa
    Though...
[17:46] Grandpa
    Was it always so big?
[17:48] Chizuko
    You could have told me!
[17:50] Grandpa
    I never expected this to happen!
[17:55] Chizuko
    Take him back to where you found him!
[17:57] Chizuko
    He's not some stray dog or cat!
[17:59] Chrome
    Now, now. Calm down.
[18:08] Chrome
    It's about to begin, is it not?
[18:12] Chizuko
    We teleported just now, didn't we?
[18:15] Chrome
    Maybe?
SIGN    I get knocked down,
     but I get up again
[18:16] Chizuko
    You're lying through your teeth!
[18:19] Chizuko
    Wait, so...
[18:20] Chizuko
    Did I not need to sign that cont—
[18:22] Chrome
    Didn't I tell you?
[18:24] Chrome
    I'm a bad grown-up.
[18:30] Chizuko
    I don't accept this, you villain!
[18:32] Chizuko
    Welcome to my side!
[18:34] Chizuko
    Look, it's starting!
[18:37] Chizuko
    Record it!
[18:38] Grandpa
    Oh, is it five already?
[18:40] Grandpa
    I should start making dinner.
[18:44] Chizuko
    And so...
[18:46] Chizuko
    Chrome stayed for dinner.
[18:55] Chrome
    Delightful.
[20:31] Chrome
    No! Higher!
[20:35] Chrome
    That's it!
[20:37] Chrome
    That's the neck!
[20:39] Chrome
    Their weak point!
[20:41] Chizuko
    What are these guys doing?
[20:43] Chrome
    Ah! Date Chizuko!
[20:46] Chizuko
    They're disturbing the neighborhood.
[20:49] Chrome
    An opportune time to encounter
     you, Date Chizuko.
[20:52] Chrome
    The Kuma Kaijins aren't warming up to me.
[20:55] Chrome
    What should I do?
[20:56] Chizuko
    What is this, counseling?
[20:58] Chrome
    They'll take my orders, but I can't
    help feeling that they're reluctant.
[21:04] Chizuko
    I guess... you could give them
     treats or something?
[21:10] Chrome
    You're a genius!
[21:12] Chizuko
    Were you out shopping?
[21:17] Chizuko
    Burdock root?
[21:19] Chrome
    This is the way!
[21:21] Chizuko
    Wait, you're scaring them!
[21:23] Chizuko
    They think it's a wood stick!
[21:30] Chizuko
    Stop, stop!
[21:31] Chizuko
    Have a candy!
[21:39] Chizuko
    Yes!
[21:43] Chizuko
    Don't get too attached to me.
[21:45] Chizuko
    You smell like animal.
[21:47] Chrome
    No fair, Date Chizuko!
[21:49] Chizuko
    It's not on purpose.
[21:51] Chrome
    Why is this all so comfy?!
[21:53] Chrome
    Embrace me, too!
[21:59] Chrome
    See? Here we go again.
[22:01] Chrome
    You can feel the reluctance.
[22:02] Chrome
    That was an order, but it wasn't.
[22:05] Chrome
    This isn't it!
[22:07] Chrome
    Do I not have what it takes for
    the Kuma Kaijin to like me?
[22:14] Chizuko
    Why not give them something they
    like instead of burdock root?
[22:17] Chrome
    Something they like?
[22:19] Chrome
    I see...
[22:20] Chrome
    I don't know anything about the Kuma Kaijin.
[22:28] Chrome
    You all...
[22:31] Chrome
    We're returning home!
[22:33] Chrome
    We're having a hot pot party tonight!
[22:37] Chizuko
    Wh-Why now?
[22:38] Chrome
    I happen to know that enemies can
    become friends around the dinner table.
[22:44] Chizuko
    We haven't become friends!
[22:46] Chizuko
    Yeah, we had dinner together once, but...
[22:48] Chrome
    Furthermore, hot pot is optimal for learning
    about others and creating group cohesion.
[22:54] Chrome
    Well, Kuma Kaijins...
[22:56] Chrome
    Let us begin our jolly hot pot party!
[23:02] Chrome
    Date Chizuko, might you join us?
[23:05] Chizuko
    Wh-Why would I ever go?
[23:08] Chizuko
    Go sit around your hot pot in
    the basement by yourselves.
[23:12] Chrome
    But we may grow closer.
[23:15] Chrome
    You and I, that is. Even closer.
SIGN    Stormy weather this weekend?!
SIGN    Weather report after this!
[23:24] Chrome
    Berry Blossom!
[23:26] Chrome
    Eat my low-hot-food-tolerance
    Kuma Kaijin's ultimate punch!
[23:30] Chizuko
    They can't handle warm food, huh?
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[23:35] Chizuko
    Episode 3: "Moshi-Moshi to My Oshi."