11 - Sudden Stranger

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[00:05] Chizuko
    Date Chizuko here.
[00:07] Chizuko
    You can never be too prepared.
[00:09] Chizuko
    Those sandbags from the other day
    ended up being plenty useful.
[00:13] Woman
    Thank you so much.
[00:16] Woman
    I'll treat you all to some
    strawberry-flavored hot protein mix later.
[00:23] Grandpa
    Good for you.
[00:25] Grandpa
    All right, we're almost done!
[00:30] Chizuko
    The rain is piercing here by the Sea
    of Japan in Naniga City, N Prefecture.
[00:35] Chizuko
    It chills you to the bone.
[00:37] Chrome
    Date Chizuko.
[00:39] Chrome
    I want you to go on without me.
[00:42] Chizuko
    Huh?
[00:43] Chrome
    I...
[00:44] Chrome
    am trapped inside my soaked, gloppy shoes.
[00:49] Chrome
    I cannot go on!
[00:52] Chizuko
    In those boots?!
[00:54] Chrome
    I shall return to buy new socks.
[00:56] Chizuko
    Wh-What about the battle?
[00:58] Chrome
    I'll be back soon.
[01:00] Chrome
    Do something cool in the meantime.
SIGN    Nikoniko Nishi Park
[01:12] Chizuko
    How are we even supposed to
    fight in this rain, though?
[01:16] Chizuko
    Berry isn't here yet, either.
[01:20] Chizuko
    I'll take shelter in there for now.
[01:27] Chizuko
    That's better.
[01:30] Noichigo
    You're...
[01:32] Noichigo
    Fossa Magna's General Dante?
[01:35] Chizuko
    Be—
[01:38] Noichigo
    Are we really fighting in this weather?
[01:41] Noichigo
    Mashirou's staying home so
    he doesn't get blown away.
SIGN    Tremble
[01:46] Chizuko
    Valid question.
[01:48] Chizuko
    Ch-Chrome should be here pretty soon.
[01:51] Chizuko
    I'll ask him.
[01:54] Noichigo
    Well, shall we wait for him together?
[01:57] Noichigo
    Come sit next to me.
[02:00] Chizuko
    Alone with Berry Blossom?!
SIGN    Berry Blossom
    is sooo cool!!
SIGN    HOOOOOONK
SIGN    Struck Oil
SIGN    She's eating crab...
SIGN    Coo Coo
SIGN    Phew
SIGN    I made hayashi rice!!
SIGN    You're eating it?!
SIGN    #11 "Sudden Stranger"
[03:38] Chizuko
    G-Get here quick, Chrome!
[03:43] Chizuko
    My nerves are going to kill me.
[03:51] Chizuko
    Are we getting stood up?
[03:53] Chizuko
    One of us here is
    bare-shouldered and soaked.
[03:57] Chizuko
    B-Berry Blossom.
[04:00] Chizuko
    Um...
[04:01] Chizuko
    If you'd like, here.
[04:08] Noichigo
    Th-Thank you.
[04:11] Noichigo
    It's so warm.
[04:16] Noichigo
    But you're going to be cold now, Dante-kun.
[04:20] Noichigo
    Maybe...
[04:23] Chizuko
    No, i-it's fine.
[04:32] Noichigo
    Here you go. Corn potage.
[04:37] Chizuko
    Where did she get that?
[04:40] Chizuko
    There?!
[04:42] Noichigo
    I keep these on me just in case.
SIGN    Red Bean Bun
SIGN    Pocket Warmer
[04:44] Noichigo
    Pocket warmers and red bean buns and stuff.
[04:49] Noichigo
    I have a heater, too.
[04:51] Noichigo
    Why not, right?
[04:52] Chizuko
    Electrical appliances?!
[04:53] Chizuko
    What's the point of carrying that
    around where you don't get power?
[04:57] Noichigo
    T-True...
[05:01] Chizuko
    H-Hey...
[05:02] Chizuko
    I appreciate the consideration.
[05:05] Chizuko
    I'll finish this while it's hot.
SIGN    Red Bean Bun
[05:08] Noichigo
    Take this, too!
[05:09] Chizuko
    Sure.
[05:16] Noichigo
    Shoot...
[05:17] Noichigo
    I was so happy to find out
    Dante-kun's such a good girl,
[05:20] Noichigo
    I got carried away.
[05:24] Noichigo
    Why is she an evil leader?
[05:30] Noichigo
    She isn't being forced into it, is she?!
[05:33] Noichigo
    Come to think of it, she was
    wailing the other day, too.
[05:39] Noichigo
    Dante-kun.
[05:40] Chizuko
    Yes?
[05:42] Noichigo
    If Chrome's forcing you to be a
    general, you can count on me.
[05:47] Noichigo
    I can't stand to watch
    as someone is suffering.
[05:51] Chizuko
    Berry Blossom is...
[05:54] Chizuko
    Berry Blossom is worried about me.
[05:58] Chizuko
    There could be no greater honor.
[06:02] Chizuko
    But...
[06:06] Noichigo
    Dante-kun?
[06:09] Chizuko
    I became a general because
    I wanted to make her shine.
[06:17] Chizuko
    Because I want Berry Blossom to be awesome.
[06:25] Chizuko
    That's why we strive to be awesomely evil.
[06:29] Chizuko
    That's what we'll keep doing
    in this town going forward.
[06:33] Chizuko
    Thanks for offering me so much.
[06:36] Chizuko
    It seems I've been able to deceive you well.
[06:45] Noichigo
    Wait!
[06:51] Noichigo
    W-Was that weakness all an act?
[06:54] Noichigo
    All so that she could leech off of me?
[06:59] Noichigo
    She got me!
[07:00] Noichigo
    I let her con me!
[07:04] Noichigo
    But...
[07:05] Noichigo
    But...
[07:08] Noichigo
    She did lend me her poncho...
[07:12] Noichigo
    Jeez!
[07:13] Noichigo
    What is the deal with Fossa Magna?!
[07:19] Chrome
    You called?
[07:22] Noichigo
    It's you!
[07:23] Noichigo
    Finally?!
[07:24] Chrome
    What's the fuss?
[07:29] Chrome
    Where is Dante?
[07:30] Noichigo
    Your general got me good.
[07:33] Chrome
    Oh?
[07:35] Chrome
    Our Dante did?
[07:37] Chrome
    Just what kind of mischief?
[07:39] Noichigo
    Well...
[07:41] Noichigo
    She tricked me into
    thinking she was in need.
[07:43] Noichigo
    And she ate some of my
    corn potage and red bean buns.
[07:46] Noichigo
    That's it, I guess.
[07:51] Chrome
    Well done, Dante.
[07:56] Teacher
    Today, we'll be learning
    about linear functions.
SIGN    Linear Functions
[07:59] Teacher
    You learned about proportions in first year.
[08:04] Teacher
    Now, we'll be looking at some
    applications and examples.
SIGN    What is evil?!
[08:07] Chizuko
    Awesome evil, huh?
[08:10] Chizuko
    What's the definition of evil, anyway?
[08:16] Chizuko
    Whatever it is, I've got a long way to go.
SIGN    Happy Happy
    Shopping District
[08:31] Chizuko
    A random salaryman is hanging in the air!
[08:34] Chizuko
    But why?
[08:38] Woman
    Yikes. Is he going to be all right up there?
[08:41] Woman
    We need to get him some help quick.
[08:43] Man
    The police? Fire department?
[08:45] Man
    Which do you think I should call, Rumi-chan?
[08:49] Chizuko
    K-Kaijin on the loose!
[08:52] Man
    Kaijin?
[08:53] Woman
    Huh. And?
[08:56] Man
    "And"?! Bears are vicious, you know!
[09:00] Woman
    That's true.
[09:01] Man
    Maybe we should run, just in case.
[09:05] Chizuko
    Good.
[09:06] Chizuko
    I wish I didn't have to use
    evil to scare them away,
[09:09] Chizuko
    but awesome evil doesn't
    sacrifice ordinary citizens!
[09:13] Chizuko
    That's step one!
[09:23] Chizuko
    Crap, I have to catch him!
[09:25] Chizuko
    But how?
[09:27] Chizuko
    Uh... Uh...
SIGN    Road Closed
[09:39] Chizuko
    Berry Blossom!
[09:41] Noichigo
    Huh? It's you.
[09:43] Noichigo
    I came here because I heard
    the kaijins were on the loose,
[09:45] Noichigo
    and a salaryman fell out of the sky.
[09:47] Noichigo
    We meet again.
[09:49] Noichigo
    Did you stay behind to help?
SIGN    Have eyes for me only
     Now in possessive mode
     My own Berry!
     All mine
     Cherish this moment forever
    
[09:58] Baryu
    I may have overslept.
[10:00] Noichigo
    Wh-What's wrong? Can you breathe?
[10:03] Chizuko
    Y-Yes. Don't mind me.
[10:06] Baryu
    What's this?
[10:08] Baryu
    Oh, that's right.
[10:10] Baryu
    You're that magical girl.
[10:14] Baryu
    Thanks for helping her out.
[10:17] Noichigo
    Not at all.
[10:18] Noichigo
    I'm only doing my job as a hero of justice.
[10:21] Baryu
    Let me repay you.
[10:22] Baryu
    I'll buy you a snack.
[10:25] Chizuko
    Who's this super suspicious stranger?
[10:28] Baryu
    You're welcome to join.
SIGN    Sitting next to Berry!
SIGN    Cafe Phobos
SIGN    Hwaaa
[10:41] Baryu
    Please, please.
[10:42] Baryu
    Enjoy.
[10:43] Noichigo
    No, no.
[10:45] Noichigo
    I wouldn't want to impose.
[10:47] Baryu
    Please just keep it a secret that I
    botched my departure from my plane.
[10:52] Chizuko
    Is he trying to chum up to her?
[10:54] Chizuko
    I won't let him do that!
[10:57] Noichigo
    Thank you.
SIGN    Endless
     Love
[11:02] Chizuko
    She's eating a strawberry parfait!
SIGN    So Beautiful
[11:06] Baryu
    Aren't you going to have any?
[11:08] Chizuko
    My heart is just so full.
[11:11] Baryu
    I'll eat it, then.
[11:14] Baryu
    Anyway, what do you magical
    girls normally do?
[11:19] Noichigo
    Um...
[11:20] Noichigo
    I fight against an evil organization called
    Fossa Magna to protect peace in the city.
[11:25] Baryu
    Uh-huh.
[11:27] Noichigo
    And he isn't here right now,
    but Mashirou gives me support.
[11:34] Baryu
    Oh?
[11:36] Baryu
    You do some amazing work.
[11:38] Baryu
    Yup.
[11:40] Baryu
    You're shortlisted!
[11:45] Noichigo
    So...
[11:46] Noichigo
    Who exactly are you, anyway?
[11:48] Baryu
    Oh, I haven't introduced myself.
SIGN    Omizo Baryu
     CEO
[11:53] Chizuko
    Hold it!
[11:54] Chizuko
    You aren't supposed to take
    business cards from strangers!
[11:57] Baryu
    Yeah...
[11:58] Baryu
    I'm giving her my business
    card because we're strangers.
[12:01] Noichigo
    Omizo Baryu?
[12:03] Chizuko
    Omizo Technica?
[12:06] Chizuko
    Oh, yeah, I hear a lot
     about that company lately.
[12:09] Chizuko
    CEO?!
[12:11] Baryu
    Yup.
[12:14] Noichigo
    Thank you so much for the snack, sir.
[12:18] Chizuko
    Thank you very much.
[12:20] Baryu
    Don't worry about it.
[12:22] Baryu
    I had a good time.
[12:24] Baryu
    Well, then, I'd better get back to work.
[12:26] Noichigo
    Right.
[12:28] Noichigo
    Get home safe, okay?
[12:30] Noichigo
    The evil organization might show up.
[12:32] Chizuko
    Y-Yes!
[12:34] Chizuko
    They just hired a new general, too.
[12:37] Chizuko
    And she's pretty slick.
[12:39] Chizuko
    She's talking about me!
SIGN    82.572% outed
[12:44] Noichigo
    Pardon me.
[12:46] Noichigo
    Hello? Mashirou?
[12:48] Mashirou
    You're late.
[12:50] Mashirou
    Aren't we meeting in front
    of the supermarket?
[12:53] Mashirou
    What's the holdup?
[12:54] Noichigo
    Sorry.
[12:56] Noichigo
    Actually, I heard the kaijins showed
    up somewhere, so I went there,
[12:59] Noichigo
    but they were gone.
[13:00] Noichigo
    And then there was this parachute, and...
[13:02] Mashirou
    Wha?
[13:03] Mashirou
    I dunno what you're talking about.
[13:05] Mashirou
    In any case, I'll head your way.
[13:07] Mashirou
    Where are you?
[13:08] Noichigo
    Where?
[13:10] Noichigo
    Let's see...
[13:12] Baryu
    You have nothing to worry about.
    She won't ever find out who you are.
[13:17] Baryu
    Your transformation prevents
    you from being recognized.
[13:21] Baryu
    We've made sure of that.
[13:23] Chizuko
    That's a relief.
[13:25] Chizuko
    Wait, huh?
[13:27] Noichigo
    So then the CEO treated us to parfaits
[13:31] Noichigo
    and told me to keep his private
    plane situation a secret.
[13:34] Mashirou
    Wha?
[13:35] Mashirou
    I'm even more confused.
[13:39] Baryu
    I've finally found you.
[13:43] Baryu
    Fossa Magna dropout and
    traitor, Mashirou-kun.
[13:57] Noichigo
    Mashirou?
[13:59] Chizuko
    He has ties with Fossa Magna?
[14:02] Noichigo
    Wh-What is he talking about?
[14:04] TV Crew
    There she is!
[14:07] TV Crew
    Berry Blossom-san, correct?
[14:09] Noichigo
    Wh-Who are you?
[14:10] Noichigo
    I'm occupied right now.
[14:12] TV Crew
    We'd like to conduct an interview.
[14:14] Noichigo
    What?!
[14:15] Noichigo
    W-With me?
[14:17] Sanjo
    Yes.
[14:18] Sanjo
    That incident when you became a
    giant drew a lot of attention.
[14:21] TV Crew
    Please, we're begging you!
[14:23] Noichigo
    Wh-What should I do, Mashirou?
[14:31] Noichigo
    Mashirou...
[14:32] Noichigo
    Where have you gone?
[14:39] Chrome
    D-Date Chizuko...
[14:41] Chrome
    This man is not your everyday eccentric CEO.
[14:45] Chrome
    He's the leader of Fossa Magna.
[14:48] Chizuko
    That's right. I recognize his
    voice from the phone call.
[14:52] Baryu
    Took you long enough to realize that!
SIGN    He's the boss...
[14:54] Chrome
    That man is quite the enigma.
[14:57] Chrome
    It's difficult to grasp what
    his purpose here would be.
[15:01] Chizuko
    Mashirou-san's in trouble right now, though.
[15:04] Chizuko
    Is this really the time for a TV interview?
[15:06] Chrome
    Mashirou? What about him?
[15:09] Chizuko
    Well, you see...
[15:12] Chizuko
    He vanished along with the
    president for some reason.
[15:17] Chizuko
    The president mentioned something about
    Mashirou-san being in the organization.
[15:24] Chrome
    Mashirou?
[15:26] Chrome
    I've no such acquaintance.
[15:28] Chizuko
    Are you sure?
[15:29] Chrome
    Yeah.
[15:31] Chrome
    Well, in any case,
[15:32] Chrome
    our task is simply to carry on as we
    were on the day of the interview.
[15:36] Chizuko
    Yeah.
[15:44] Noichigo
    Why?
[15:46] Noichigo
    Mashirou was the one who
    made me a hero of justice.
[15:51] Noichigo
    No, no.
[15:53] Noichigo
    I have to stay strong.
[15:54] Noichigo
    I have to be normal on the
    day of the interview.
[15:56] Noichigo
    I don't want make Mashirou worry.
[16:04] TV Crew
    That darn evil organization sure is late.
[16:07] TV Crew
    When do you think they'll be here?
[16:09] Noichigo
    I don't know.
[16:11] Noichigo
    I'm a hero of justice, so I can't say.
[16:16] Sanjo
    Here they come!
[16:17] Noichigo
    Stand back!
SIGN    Fossa Magna! Let's settle this fair and square!
[16:23] Chrome
    Today is your final day!
[16:36] Noichigo
    Why a bicycle today of all days?!
[16:38] TV Crew
    I see eggs in the shopping basket.
[16:42] Chrome
    It's been completed successfully, Dante.
[16:45] Chrome
    I feared we were doomed when I saw
    that the bicycle parking was full.
[16:48] Chrome
    But we merely needed to
    bring the bicycle with us.
[16:50] Chizuko
    Yeah, yeah, pay attention!
[16:52] TV Crew
    Er, is that...
[16:55] Noichigo
    He's not always like that!
[16:56] Chrome
    In what way am I not?
[16:58] Chrome
    I am but my normal self!
[17:10] Sanjo
    It's the beginning of a furious clash.
[17:13] Sanjo
    The Kuma Kaijins here today
    appear to be standard-sized.
[17:32] Chizuko
    She never looks so anguished
    when she's fighting.
[17:37] Chrome
    Indeed.
[17:38] Chrome
    I sense neither drive nor spirit from her.
[17:42] Chrome
    Even I could be a good match
    in her current state.
[17:51] TV Crew
    What happened?
[17:51] TV Crew
    I can't see!
[17:53] Sanjo
    Someone seems to have collapsed.
[17:55] Sanjo
    Does that mean the battle's been decided?
[17:57] Chizuko
    Hang in there, Berry Blossom!
[18:09] Chrome
    Farewell, my bicycle...
[18:12] Chizuko
    She doesn't seem to have
    any external injuries.
[18:14] Chrome
    Magical Girl!
[18:15] Chrome
    You!
[18:16] Chrome
    I don't approve of such
    an oddly-timed defeat!
[18:21] Noichigo
    Mashirou...
[18:31] Chizuko
    I think Mashirou being gone
    might be weighing on her.
[18:35] Chrome
    Hm...
[18:36] Chrome
    It's unrewarding to do battle
    with her in her current state.
[18:40] Chrome
    He vanished with the president, correct?
[18:43] Chrome
    If only we had some sort of lead...
[18:45] Grandpa
    I'm home!
[18:47] Chizuko
    Grandpa!
[18:48] Chizuko
    Shh, please! Shh!
[18:52] Grandpa
    What's this?
[18:53] Grandpa
    That's an unusual guest we have.
[18:55] Grandpa
    Look!
[18:57] Grandpa
    I picked up some crabs
    and stuff at the stream!
[19:00] Chizuko
    Now's not the time...
[19:02] Chizuko
    Wait, what's this thing?
[19:06] Chrome
    This thing looks kind of familiar.
[19:09] Chizuko
    I know what it is!
[19:10] Chizuko
    It's Hugh-san, the former mastermind!
[19:12] Hugh
    I am not an "it" or a "thing"!
[19:14] Grandpa
    It spoke!
[19:16] Hugh
    What do you want?
[19:17] Hugh
    Have you called for me?
[19:22] Chizuko
    That's right!
[19:23] Chizuko
    We can ask him!
[19:25] Chrome
    We might learn something.
[19:29] Grandpa
    Mind if we eat it now?
[19:29] Hugh
    No! No! No! No! No!
[19:31] Chizuko
    Why?!
[19:32] Chizuko
    Of course not!
[19:34] Grandpa
    No?
[19:36] Chizuko
    And then we asked where Mashirou-san
    might have vanished to...
[19:41] Hugh
    Don't assume I'd know just because
    I'm two heads tall like he is!
[19:46] Chizuko
    But he didn't know anything.
[19:48] Hugh
    Ow, ow, ow!
[19:50] Chrome
    You got our hopes up!
[19:52] Hugh
    I never promised you anything!
    You can't do this to me!
[19:54] Hugh
    Ow, ow, ow!
[19:54] Chizuko
    What do we do?
[19:56] Chizuko
    I want Berry Blossom to get back to normal.
[20:02] Noichigo
    Mashirou...
[20:04] Chizuko
    We have to reunite her with Mashirou-san.
[20:06] Chrome
    Alas, we lack information.
[20:09] Grandpa
    Wait...
[20:10] Grandpa
    I saw a two-head-tall kid on my way home.
[20:13] Chizuko
    What? Wh-Where?
[20:15] Grandpa
    He was headed toward the station.
[20:18] Grandpa
    He was with an unfamiliar man.
[20:26] Chizuko
    I'm going.
[20:28] Grandpa
    Eh?
[20:30] Chrome
    I shall come with you.
[20:31] Chizuko
    You stay here, Chrome.
[20:33] Chrome
    Take care, Date Chizuko.
[20:36] Chizuko
    Yeah.
[20:37] Chizuko
    Keep a good eye on Berry Blossom.
[20:46] Chizuko
    What is the evil president
    going to do with Mashirou-san?
[20:50] Chizuko
    Look what he did to Hugh-san as punishment.
[20:55] Chizuko
    But...
[20:56] Chizuko
    For Berry, I'm afraid of no evil president!
[21:00] Chizuko
    Although I'm evil myself!
[21:14] Chizuko
    That said...
[21:16] Chizuko
    Where do I even begin to look for him?
SIGN    Bento Festival
[21:19] Chizuko
    There!
[21:22] Chizuko
    Baryu-san.
[21:24] Baryu
    Oh, my!
[21:26] Baryu
    What a coincidence!
[21:27] Baryu
    How did you end up here?
[21:30] Chizuko
    Why are you weirdly excited?
[21:32] Chizuko
    Mashirou-san, Berry's in trouble.
[21:35] Chizuko
    Come with me. Please.
[21:42] Baryu
    The two of us have a lot to discuss.
[21:45] Baryu
    Wanna come with?
[21:49] Baryu
    We're going somewhere very fun.
[21:54] Chizuko
    I was hoping you'd ask.
SIGN    Gatsu Sandwich
[21:57] Chizuko
    Please ring these up, too.
SIGN    Sake Meshi
SIGN    #12 "Bad Meets Girl"
[23:35] Chizuko
    Final episode: Bad Meets Girl.