6 - Hocus de Lawless

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[00:02] (Flashback) Teacher
    Have you done your homework, everyone?
[00:04] (Flashback) Class
    Yes!
[00:07] (Flashback) Teacher
    Good, good.
[00:09] (Flashback) Teacher
    Oh?
[00:10] (Flashback) Teacher
    Have you not finished yours, Kuroma-kun?
[00:12] (Flashback) Teacher
    Be sure to have it done by tomorrow, okay?
[00:15] Chrome
    My dream for the future?
[00:18] Chrome
    I can't even achieve my goals now.
[00:21] Chrome
    Why do I have to think about the future?
[00:25] (Flashback) Majima
    Hey, you!
[00:27] (Flashback) Majima
    That's my spot!
[00:29] (Flashback) Majima
    Get out of—
[00:30] (Flashback) Majima
    Ow, ow, ow!
[00:33] (Flashback) Majima
    Don't act like you don't see me!
[00:36] (Flashback) Majima
    You're that loner from the next class over.
[00:41] (Flashback) Majima
    You aren't even done yet.
[00:43] (Flashback) Majima
    Loser.
[00:45] (Flashback) Chrome
    So what kind of grand plan did you write?
[00:49] (Flashback) Kid
    Sure.
[00:51] (Flashback) Kid
    Have a look.
[00:55] (Flashback) Kid
    You can copy off of mine if you want.
[00:58] (Flashback) Kid
    I'm just that nice.
SIGN    When I Grow Up
     I want to be an
    evil mastermind.
[01:02] Chrome
    Yeesh...
[01:04] (Flashback) Majima
    I heard that!
[01:06] (Flashback) Chrome
    I hate to tell you this...
[01:08] (Flashback) Chrome
    but evil masterminds don't
    really exist. They're fictional.
[01:12] (Flashback) Majima
    Idiot.
[01:13] (Flashback) Majima
    Do I look like a daydreamer to you?
[01:18] (Flashback) Majima
    They exist!
[01:20] (Flashback) Majima
    Evil organizations are real.
[01:24] (Flashback) Majima
    Aha, I got your attention.
[01:27] (Flashback) Majima
    You know of the company
    Omizo Technica, don't you?
[01:30] (Flashback) Chrome
    Dunno. They're some small
    business, aren't they?
[01:33] (Flashback) Majima
    That's what they want you to believe.
[01:35] (Flashback) Majima
    But rumor has it they're up to some
    sketchy research in the shadows.
[01:39] (Flashback) Majima
    And they plan to take over
    the world with it someday.
[01:43] (Flashback) Majima
    I'm joining them.
[01:45] (Flashback) Majima
    I'll join them and fulfill
    my need for tyranny!
[01:49] (Flashback) Majima
    And I'll be the leader!
[01:52] (Flashback) Chrome
    If...
[01:55] (Flashback) Chrome
    If I become one of those...
[01:57] (Flashback) Chrome
    will someone come to stop me?
[02:01] (Flashback) Chrome
    Will they pay attention to me?
[02:06] (Flashback) Majima
    You sound interested.
[02:08] (Flashback) Majima
    Why don't I make you one of my hench—
[02:11] (Flashback) Chrome
    I refuse.
[02:15] (Flashback) Chrome
    I won't become your subordinate.
[02:17] (Flashback) Majima
    What?!
[02:22] (Flashback) Majima
    What's wrong with that kid?
[02:24] (Flashback) Mom
    Ma-kun, let's go home.
[02:27] (Flashback) Majima
    Shut up, Mom!
[02:29] (Flashback) Majima
    I'm on my way, okay?!
[02:34] (Flashback) Chrome
    I'm home.
[02:39] (Flashback) Chrome
    My dream...
[02:41] (Flashback) Chrome
    No...
[02:43] (Flashback) Chrome
    My aspiration is to become
    an evil mastermind.
[02:48] (Flashback) Teacher
    Uh... well...
[02:52] (Flashback) Teacher
    I've never seen you make a face like that.
[02:56] (Flashback) Teacher
    Y-You'll have to work hard.
[02:58] (Flashback) Chrome
    I will!
[03:01] Chrome
    Yes...
[03:03] Chrome
    No...
[03:05] Chrome
    I'm sorry.
[03:06] Chrome
    You're right.
[03:07] Chrome
    It was a lapse of judgment on my part.
[03:10] Chrome
    Yes.
[03:25] Grandpa
    I wonder who might that be.
[03:28] Grandpa
    He has some impressive muscles.
SIGN    Berry Blossom
    is sooo cool!!
SIGN    HOOOOOONK
SIGN    Struck Oil
SIGN    She's eating crab...
SIGN    Coo Coo
SIGN    Phew
SIGN    I made hayashi rice!!
SIGN    You're eating it?!
[05:02] Chrome
    Yes.
SIGN    #6 "Hocus de Lawless"
[05:03] Chizuko
    Date Chizuko here.
[05:05] Chizuko
    I may have become an agent of evil,
    but I don't make a habit of eavesdropping.
[05:05] Chrome
    Yes.
[05:08] Chrome
    I'm sorry.
[05:11] Chizuko
    I swear!
[05:12] Chrome
    I understand I have failed.
[05:16] Chrome
    I-I will not let you down!
[05:18] Chrome
    No! Please! Wait!
[05:21] Chrome
    I can do more! I...
[05:31] Chrome
    Headquarters!
[05:32] Chizuko
    Wh-Wh-What do I do?
[05:33] Chrome
    Headquarters!
[05:34] Chizuko
    Er... Chrome, hey...
[05:38] Chrome
    Let us once again enshroud the
    city with darkness this day!
[05:41] Chizuko
    Hang on...
[05:42] Chizuko
    Are you going to pretend I didn't just see that?
[05:47] Chrome
    As you have realized, I've been
    reprimanded by headquarters.
[05:52] Chizuko
    Is that because you aren't cut out for this?
[05:55] Chizuko
    Or rather... because you don't come
    across like an evil mastermind?
[06:03] Chrome
    I'm disappointed in you, Date Chizuko!
[06:05] Chizuko
    Wait, Chrome!
[06:11] Chizuko
    He got lectured by headquarters...
[06:14] Chizuko
    Oh, no...
[06:15] Chizuko
    Is he leaving town for real this time?!
[06:19] Chizuko
    Nah.
[06:20] Chizuko
    I'm sure he'll be back as soon as he gets hungry.
[06:26] Chizuko
    Back already?
[06:28] Chizuko
    That was fast.
[06:29] Chizuko
    Welcome back, Chro—
[06:31] Chizuko
    ...me?
[06:37] Chizuko
    Wh-Who might you be?
[06:40] Hugh
    I am the new mastermind, Hugh.
[06:44] Hugh
    Hugh of the Abyss.
[06:46] Chizuko
    Ew...
[06:47] Chizuko
    This creep's got spikes and
    a pseudonym and everything.
[06:51] Hugh
    Do not be so quick to speak your mind, girl.
[06:54] Hugh
    You are too honest.
[06:55] Chizuko
    S-Sorry.
[06:57] Chizuko
    Hang on a second...
[06:59] Chizuko
    Did you just say "new mastermind"?
[07:04] Hugh
    Indeed!
[07:06] Hugh
    Chrome was a coward.
[07:07] Hugh
    I was sent by headquarters to rule by
     fear over Naniga City, N Prefecture!
[07:15] Hugh
    So that I may, in time, take over the world.
[07:20] Chizuko
    Seriously?
[07:22] Chizuko
    I guess Fossa Magna was kind of
    a heinous organization after all.
[07:26] Hugh
    Whew...
[07:28] Hugh
    No little girl would be
    adequate as my general.
[07:30] Hugh
    I shall have to suffice by myself.
[07:34] Chizuko
    Does that mean he...
    Chrome... has been fired?
[07:41] Hugh
    Little girl, will you join me
    to fulfill our need for evil?
[07:48] Hugh
    Or...
[07:53] Chizuko
    That Hugh guy seems legit bad.
[07:57] Chizuko
    There's no way he's even canon.
[07:59] Chizuko
    Also...
[08:00] Chizuko
    Is Berry Blossom going to have
    to fight that huge thing?
[08:24] Chrome
    Hop, hop, hop...
[08:25] Chizuko
    Hold it! Not so fast!
[08:28] Chrome
    It's too tight! I'm stuck!
SIGN    Horse with the Golden Tooth "Yuugure no Zekkei"
SIGN    Paper Plane Nationals Preliminaries Cleared
    — N Prefecture Governor
SIGN    Shiruka River Bridge Repair Employs
    Cutting-edge Technology
SIGN    Skating Rink Opened Up to Penguins
[08:33] Chrome
    I believe what you said was
    correct, Date Chizuko.
[08:40] Chrome
    To be honest, I'm not a good
    fit to be an evil mastermind.
[08:44] Chrome
    Alas, I don't wish to let go of my old dream,
[08:47] Chrome
    so I can't help but strive for it.
[08:51] Chrome
    Do misdeeds and get attention for it...
[08:54] Chrome
    It's a dream job, don't you agree?
[08:57] Chrome
    I aspired to it.
[09:03] Chrome
    But in reality, I'm too incompetent
    to become either good or evil.
[09:10] Chrome
    No longer do I belong here in this town...
[09:15] Chizuko
    Knock it off!
[09:17] Chizuko
    Shut up! Shut up!
[09:18] Chizuko
    No one cares if you're incompetent or not!
[09:21] Chizuko
    At the very least, I don't!
[09:24] Chizuko
    Chrome.
[09:27] Chizuko
    I want you to stay the
    mastermind in this town.
[09:33] Chrome
    Date Chizuko...
[09:38] Chizuko
    I don't think he'll ever
    defeat Berry Blossom.
[09:39] Chrome
    I see...
[09:41] Chrome
    I see.
[09:44] Chrome
    I see!
[09:46] Chrome
    Then it seems I've no
    choice but to persevere!
[09:50] Chrome
    To hell with the new mastermind!
[09:56] Hugh
    Test, test...
[09:59] Hugh
    I have hijacked this local television
    station. You may call me Hugh.
[10:06] Chrome
    Yikes. Evil.
[10:08] Sanjo
    Fossa Magna's new leader
    is quite the villain.
[10:11] Sanjo
    What will become of the station? Of me?
SIGN    Go
[10:16] Hugh
    Only despair awaits.
[10:19] Hugh
    Know that what is about to happen in this
    studio is what is to become of this whole town!
[10:28] Noichigo
    Oh, no!
[10:29] Mashirou
    What is this all about?
[10:38] Noichigo
    I will not allow evil to pervade this town!
[10:41] Noichigo
    Magical Girl Berry Blossom is on the scene!
[10:45] Noichigo
    When watching TV, be sure to keep
    a good distance from the evil.
[10:50] Noichigo
    Let's go, Mashirou!
[10:51] Mashirou
    What?! Forget it!
[10:53] Mashirou
    Hugh's a powerhouse straight
    from the organization!
[10:56] Noichigo
    It's our job to deal with evil.
[10:58] Noichigo
    Sorry I have to disregard your
    intel on the mystery enemy.
[11:03] Mashirou
    Wait, Berry!
[11:05] Chizuko
    Berry Blossom will surely come!
[11:09] Chrome
    Indeed.
[11:10] Chrome
    She isn't one to respond to reason.
[11:13] Noichigo
    Stop right there, you!
[11:16] Chizuko
    There she is!
[11:17] Chizuko
    Oh, man! There's our canon!
[11:21] Noichigo
    Now that I'm here, you won't have your way!
[11:24] Noichigo
    Prepare!
[11:29] Noichigo
    H-How dare you?!
[11:31] Noichigo
    You cut off my speech!
[11:33] Noichigo
    You're beyond immoral!
[11:35] Chizuko
    Yeah! Yeah!
[11:36] Chrome
    He doesn't know how to be the villain!
[11:37] Chizuko
    Let her finish!
[11:40] Hugh
    Magical girl...
[11:42] Hugh
    Your reputation is ill-deserved.
[11:44] Hugh
    The time has come for you to
    abandon all remaining hope!
[11:47] Chizuko
    Berry!
[11:50] Chizuko
    I won't let you do it!
[11:53] Chizuko
    Chrome!
[11:54] Chizuko
    I don't care if you're going or not, but..
[11:57] Chizuko
    Whoa, he's worked up.
[12:01] Chrome
    What?
[12:02] Chrome
    Ought I not go to help?
[12:04] Chizuko
    B-But... you're a bad grown-up.
[12:13] Chrome
    Without a hero of justice,
    my evil deeds would fall flat.
[12:21] Chrome
    Move out, Dante!
[12:24] Chrome
    I have a plan!
[12:29] Chrome
    As a fellow mastermind, I know Hugh well.
[12:33] Chrome
    Allow me to handle him.
[12:35] Chrome
    I have a plan.
SIGN    Push
SIGN    Evil
SIGN    m 0 0 l 135 0 135 5 0 5
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 40 0 40
[12:43] Chrome
    We've been foiled!
[12:44] Chizuko
    How?! Just go in!
[12:46] Chizuko
    No serious evil would
    actually stop for this!
[12:52] Chizuko
    Mashirou-san.
[12:54] Mashirou
    Frick...
[12:55] Mashirou
    I'm no more than a dog or cat
    without Berry! I can't get in!
[13:00] Chrome
    He isn't even prohibited entry...
[13:02] Chrome
    It must be a matter of trust!
[13:06] Chizuko
    What even is this situation?
[13:08] Mashirou
    If only Berry were with me, I could have
    gone in as a magical girl's aide...
[13:15] Chizuko
    Wait, guys, hear me out!
[13:18] Mashirou
    Oh, it's you.
[13:20] Mashirou
    I see.
[13:22] Mashirou
    So you two really are...
[13:23] Chrome
    It seems you have a plan.
[13:26] Chrome
    Speak it, Date Chi—
[13:29] Chrome
    Dante.
[13:32] Noichigo
    New mastermind!
[13:34] Noichigo
    What is this thing?
[13:35] Noichigo
    Undo this ring!
[13:39] Hugh
    All futile.
[13:40] Hugh
    You are already...
[13:44] Chrome
    Stop right there!
[13:45] Hugh
    Who goes there?!
[13:52] Chrome
    Magical Girl...
[13:54] Chrome
    Number Two!
[13:57] Noichigo
    Number Two?
[13:59] Noichigo
    Who is she?
[14:00] Hugh
    You...
[14:02] Hugh
    You'd go there?
[14:04] Chrome
    Brilliant, Dante.
[14:06] Chrome
    I dress up as a magical girl, and
    this here creature accompanies me.
[14:10] Chrome
    It's a win-win happy ending.
[14:13] Mashirou
    Kill me!
[14:16] Hugh
    You mock me to no end!
[14:18] Noichigo
    He's wide open!
[14:19] Noichigo
    Now's my chance!
[14:24] Hugh
    Did you think I wouldn't notice?!
[14:28] Mashirou
    No you don't!
[14:31] Noichigo
    Mashirou!
[14:32] Mashirou
    Damn it! I hate this!
[14:35] Mashirou
    Catch, Number Two!
[14:40] Mashirou
    Bro! Do you know what I just did for you?!
[14:42] Chrome
    Not to worry, Mashirou.
[14:44] Chrome
    I made myself clear.
[14:47] Chrome
    You can leave it to me.
[14:49] Chrome
    You can count on me to know when
    to defer to my subordinate.
[14:53] Chizuko
    You know...
[14:58] Chizuko
    Isn't that just counting on me?!
[15:04] Chizuko
    Berry Blossom!
[15:06] Mashirou
    You use magic, too?!
[15:08] Chrome
    I had her make an account.
[15:12] Chrome
    Now...
[15:14] Chrome
    That's as far as you go, Hugh!
[15:16] Chrome
    I shan't show you mercy!
[15:22] Mashirou
    Ow!
[15:23] Hugh
    Very well.
[15:30] Hugh
    Show me what you've got.
[15:32] Chrome; Berry
    Coward!
[15:34] Sanjo
    How could this be?
[15:36] Sanjo
    I don't know how she got in, but an
    ordinary girl's been taken hostage.
[15:41] Noichigo
    It's her!
[15:47] Girl A
    Date-san?
[15:51] Hugh
    Well, Chrome?
[15:52] Hugh
    You will know defeat this time.
[15:56] Chrome
    Indeed.
[15:57] Chrome
    You are not mistaken.
[15:59] Chrome
    I am powerless.
[16:02] Chrome
    And so...
[16:04] Chrome
    Go, go!
[16:05] Noichigo
    Wait, wait!
[16:07] Noichigo
    Number Two!
[16:10] Hugh
    I know all too well.
[16:12] Hugh
    You can't use your magic!
[16:16] Noichigo
    Gulp!
[16:18] Hugh
    Try as you might to channel your magic,
[16:23] Hugh
    your wand is here with this girl!
[16:25] Chizuko
    I'm sorry, Berry...
[16:27] Chizuko
    I messed up.
[16:29] Hugh
    Meanwhile, I have this gauntlet with me!
[16:36] Hugh
    Good, good. That's the face I like to see.
[16:39] Hugh
    Your flashy outfits sicken me!
[16:41] Hugh
    This is no place for women and children!
[16:45] Chizuko
    I've heard enough.
[16:57] Girl A
    Huh?
[16:59] Chizuko
    You made fun of Berry Blossom!
[17:10] Guy
    R-Run!
[17:12] Sanjo
    Could this also be the
    doing of that spiky man?
[17:16] Sanjo
    I must retreat!
[17:20] Hugh
    She's emitting light!
[17:24] Chizuko
    We aren't powerless!
[17:26] Chizuko
    Berry's tenacity has saved
    people right in this room!
[17:32] Hugh
    Holy crap!
[17:33] Hugh
    Don't undo it yourself! You're scaring me!
[17:39] Hugh
    My gauntlet!
[17:41] Hugh
    So easily!
[17:46] Hugh
    Y-You!
[17:48] Hugh
    What do you think you're...
[17:53] Chrome
    Hello? Headquarters?
[17:56] Chrome
    Hugh broke his gauntlet!
[17:58] Hugh
    Wait! Y-You!
[18:00] Chrome
    Yes, it's true! It happened
    amidst a fierce battle!
[18:04] Chrome
    Well, not even, actually!
[18:05] Chrome
    It was actually pretty lame!
[18:07] Hugh
    Don't you dare rat me out to headquarters!
[18:23] Ohmizo
    Is that the truth?
[18:26] Ohmizo
    Your weapon, of all things...
[18:29] Ohmizo
    I told you that I hate people who don't
    take care of their belongings, did I not?
[18:35] Hugh
    I never heard that before...
[18:38] Ohmizo
    Nope, I've had enough.
[18:46] Mashirou
    Sanctions...
[18:51] Hugh
    Y-Your forgiveness, please!
[18:56] Chizuko
    Sanctions in an evil organization...
[18:58] Chizuko
    What does that entail?
[19:09] Hugh
    Look what you've done!
[19:12] Chizuko
    It suits you well.
[19:16] Noichigo
    Why did he get turned two heads tall?
[19:18] Mashirou
    They've purged him by making
    him cute and helpless.
[19:23] Mashirou
    They really are a terrifying organization.
[19:26] Hugh
    This is cowardly!
[19:28] Hugh
    Render judgment yourself, you bastard!
[19:31] Chrome
    You don't understand.
[19:37] Chrome
    To the maximum possible extent...
[19:39] Chrome
    I wish to live on the efforts of others!
[19:42] Chrome
    That is who you face in me!
[19:45] Chizuko
    Total scumbag.
[19:48] Noichigo
    Chrome?!
[19:49] Mashirou
    I can't believe you didn't notice.
[19:52] Hugh
    You'll pay for this!
[19:58] Noichigo
    Number Two!
[20:00] Noichigo
    No...
[20:01] Noichigo
    Chrome!
[20:04] Noichigo
    I'm your enemy.
[20:06] Noichigo
    Why did you save me?
[20:09] Chizuko
    Don't mention my name!
[20:15] Chrome
    Because your presence...
[20:23] Chrome
    is valuable, of course.
[20:30] Noichigo
    This is completely unexpected!
[20:35] Chrome
    It seems we've dodged that one well.
[20:39] Chizuko
    What the hell?!
[20:41] Chrome
    Wait!
[20:43] Chrome
    B-But why?!
[20:46] Noichigo
    D-Do you think you're catching me off-guard?!
[20:53] Chrome
    Wh-Why?!
[20:58] Hugh
    You shall rue the day, Chrome!
[21:01] Chizuko
    Though it left some marks,
    the incident stumbled to a close.
[21:07] Chrome
    Yes.
[21:09] Chrome
    Yes.
[21:11] Chrome
    Me?
[21:12] Chrome
    Reinstated?!
[21:14] Chrome
    As mastermind?!
[21:16] Chrome
    Yes! I will not fail you!
[21:19] Chrome
    Thank you!
[21:20] Chizuko
    I wasn't sure what would happen,
[21:22] Chizuko
    but it looks like your evil deeds are
    going to be worth committing now.
[21:25] Chizuko
    Right, Chrome?
[21:27] Chrome
    I wanted only to grant
    your wishes, Date Chizuko.
[21:41] Mashirou
    Clear your thoughts... Stay vigilant...
[21:43] Mashirou
    Don't let the evil mastermind's
    nonsense get to you!
[21:46] Mashirou
    Focus your mind... Focus your mind...
[21:50] Mashirou
    I appreciate the sentiment, but...
[21:53] (Flashback) Chrome
    Because your presence...
[21:55] (Flashback) Chrome
    is valuable, of course.
[21:58] Chrome
    What a nuisance!
SIGN    #7: "Mashima-kun and Kurozane-kun"
[23:35] Chizuko
    Episode 7: "Mashima-kun and Kurozane-kun."