9 - Wannabe Hip Evil

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[00:03] Chizuko
    Date Chizuko here.
[00:06] Chizuko
    As a general of the evil
    organization Fossa Magna,
[00:10] Chizuko
    I am sleeping next to its evil mastermind.
[00:13] Chizuko
    You! Stop staring at your phone!
[00:15] Chrome
    I'm worried I won't be
    able to wake up on time.
[00:17] Chrome
    That's keeping me awake.
[00:19] Chizuko
    I swear...
[00:20] Chizuko
    Who do you think I'm doing this for?
[00:24] (Flashback) Chrome
    Date Chizuko.
[00:25] (Flashback) Chrome
    Rather, General Dante.
[00:27] (Flashback) Chrome
    I need you to wake me up at 4 AM tomorrow.
[00:29] (Flashback) Chizuko
    Huh?
[00:30] (Flashback) Chizuko
    No thanks.
[00:32] (Flashback) Chizuko
    Also, why?
[00:33] (Flashback) Chrome
    I wrote a warning notice to Berry
    Blossom of my evil plans tomorrow,
[00:36] (Flashback) Chrome
    but she has prior arrangements.
[00:39] (Flashback) Chrome
    She said she can make it if
    it's at 4 AM, so I had to oblige.
[00:42] (Flashback) Chizuko
    No, you didn't. You could just postpone.
[00:44] (Flashback) Chrome
    In any case, I will need your assistance in
    waking me up at 4 AM tomorrow, General Dante.
[00:49] Chizuko
    He must think his general
    is his mom or something.
[00:54] (Flashback) Chrome
    Also, Grandpa, if I may ask you, as well.
[00:56] (Flashback) Grandpa
    Okey-dokey.
[00:59] Chizuko
    He doesn't even need a general, then!
[01:03] Chizuko
    The ceiling is so high...
[01:05] Chizuko
    It's making me uneasy.
[01:07] Chrome
    Date Chizuko...
[01:09] Chrome
    Are you asleep?
[01:12] Chrome
    Hey, are you asleep?
[01:14] Chrome
    Hey!
[01:14] Chizuko
    Yeah, I'm asleep! I'm asleep already!
[01:17] Chrome
    You aren't asleep!
[01:20] Chizuko
    Pipe down!
[01:30] Grandpa
    Morning!
[01:34] Grandpa
    Come on, Chrome-san, get up!
[01:39] Grandpa
    Snap to action! You have to get changed!
[01:46] Grandpa
    You aren't getting any sound.
[01:48] Grandpa
    How are you going to teleport?
[01:50] Grandpa
    Silly you.
[01:53] Grandpa
    I'll be back in a bit.
[01:57] Chizuko
    I feel like Grandpa's outdoing
    me at my own job as a general.
[02:02] Grandpa
    Come on, now! Up!
[02:05] Grandpa
    You can't face your buddy like that!
[02:09] Mashirou
    Get up, Berry!
[02:13] Noichigo
    We're bringing 1,000 yen instead
    of 300 yen for snacks?
[02:16] Mashirou
    This isn't a field trip!
[02:17] Mashirou
    It's a whole camping trip!
[02:19] Mashirou
    What are you even going
    to do if Chrome shows up?
[02:21] Chrome
    Evil mastermind Fossa Magna's...
[02:24] Chrome
    curry rice.
[02:34] Grandpa; Mashirou
    Let's pretend neither of us saw anything.
SIGN    Berry Blossom
    is sooo cool!!
SIGN    HOOOOOONK
SIGN    Struck Oil
SIGN    She's eating crab...
SIGN    Coo Coo
SIGN    Phew
SIGN    I made hayashi rice!!
SIGN    You're eating it?!
[04:09] Noichigo
    This ends here, Evil Mastermind Chrome!
SIGN    #9 "Wannabe Hip Evil"
[04:16] Chrome
    We'll see about that.
[04:19] Noichigo
    He vanished!
[04:21] Chrome
    Now, where might I show up next?
[04:25] Mashirou
    Is he talking to us telepathically?
[04:26] Noichigo
    Coward!
[04:28] Noichigo
    Show yourself!
[04:31] Chizuko
    Good. All according to plan so far.
[04:34] Chizuko
    I can be a proper general, too, you know!
[04:37] Chizuko
    I'm going to make sure our plan succeeds
    so that Berry Blossom can shine.
[04:46] Mashirou
    Is it just me, or are they
    looking for Chrome, too?
[04:53] Chrome
    Cower in fear for all eternity!
[04:56] Mashirou
    We aren't cowering!
[04:57] Mashirou
    Why don't you worry about your own comms?!
[05:03] Chizuko
    Things are getting kinda weird.
[05:06] Chizuko
    Him disappearing was only
    one part of our plan...
[05:12] Chizuko
    He's late.
[05:14] Chizuko
    Chrome... Come back already!
[05:16] Chizuko
    Chrome!
[05:20] Chizuko
    He's supposed to get behind her
    and attack from a blind spot!
[05:24] Chizuko
    Where are you, Chrome?
[05:26] Chrome
    I'm back, Date Chizuko.
[05:28] Chizuko
    Chrome!
[05:30] Chizuko
    You're walking?!
[05:31] Chrome
    Conserving... magic power...
[05:38] Chrome
    Side... stitches...
[05:40] Chizuko
    You're supposed to attack
    from her blind spot.
[05:43] Chizuko
    Can you do it?
[05:44] Chrome
    Of course.
[05:45] Chrome
    I'm gonna make it look slick, Date Chizuko!
[05:53] Chizuko
    A-Are you okay? Do you know
    what you're supposed to do?
[05:57] Chrome
    My best outfit...
[06:00] Chrome
    Must I face her so tarnished?
[06:03] Chizuko
    If you do...
[06:06] Chizuko
    You'll be making Berry Blossom play an
    easy-mode "spot the difference" game!
[06:07] Noichigo
    What do I do?
SIGN    Spot the difference!
[06:09] Noichigo
    What do I do?
[06:12] Chrome
    What do we do?
[06:21] Kokoa
    Tsuki, what's for dinner tonight?
[06:25] Chrome
    Lend me your washing machine, tiny one!
[06:28] Kokoa
    Wh-Wh-Wh-What do you want?!
[06:32] Kokoa
    All right, fine.
[06:33] Kokoa
    I'll wash your nasty cloak sparkling clean...
[06:37] Kokoa
    with my Great Washing Machine Extra Special!
[06:41] Chrome
    Was it named by a second grader?
[06:42] Kokoa
    How dare you?!
[06:44] Tsuki
    Proudly made by her father's own company.
[06:47] Chrome
    Sorry I said that.
[06:49] Kokoa
    Tsuki, put it on the strongest cycle.
[06:52] Kokoa
    In that case, let's do the
    "Zero Dirt At Any Cost" cycle.
[06:57] Chizuko
    That's a scary cycle name.
[06:59] Chizuko
    Thanks, Kokoa-chan.
[07:02] Kokoa
    Now you owe me one.
[07:05] Tsuki
    This is fortunate, isn't it?
[07:07] Tsuki
    You still needed to repay them
    for your stuffed animal.
[07:09] Kokoa
    Ts-Tsuki!
[07:10] Chrome
    Oh, right.
[07:13] Chrome
    Hear me, magical girl!
[07:16] Chrome
    I am delayed. I suggest
    you kill time somewhere!
[07:20] Mashirou
    What's wrong with you?!
[07:22] Kokoa
    Magic sure is useless when
    you really need it, isn't it?
[07:28] Kokoa
    No mastermind would be satisfied
    with this situation.
[07:31] Chrome
    You are correct, little girl.
[07:33] Chrome
    Magic is useless when you most need it.
[07:37] Chrome
    Which is why I make it a point
    to depend on others.
[07:42] Kokoa
    That's a lousy thing to say so proudly.
[07:45] Chrome
    You got me.
[07:47] Chizuko
    Wait, wait! Chrome! Chrome!
[07:49] Chrome
    What is it, Date Chizuko?
[07:55] Chrome
    Th-That's more shine than you'd
    ever need for washing!
[08:04] Chizuko
    No way!
[08:07] Chrome
    Why...
[08:10] Chrome
    It's like burnt coal...
[08:12] Tsuki
    The dirt came off, though.
[08:14] Kokoa
    At the cost of something
    a lot more important!
[08:17] Tsuki
    That's the point of the cycle.
[08:19] Chizuko
    So stubborn...
[08:20] Tsuki
    Well, shall I prepare another
    of the same garment, then?
[08:24] Tsuki
    I happen to be quite skilled.
[08:28] Chrome
    He's skilled!
[08:34] Tsuki
    It's complete.
[08:36] Tsuki
    I've made it based on video records.
[08:39] Tsuki
    I expect that it's without flaws.
[08:41] Chizuko
    I wish you had just washed it properly,
    if you're that good with your hands.
[08:44] Tsuki
    Oh, it's frayed.
[08:47] Tsuki
    A moment, please.
[08:50] Tsuki
    Chrome-sama, what is your favorite animal?
[08:53] Chrome
    Bears. Why?
[08:56] Tsuki
    It's complete.
[09:02] Chrome
    This is what I mean, little girl!
    And Date Chizuko!
[09:07] Chrome
    Ultimately, it is people who
    are the most dependable.
[09:13] Chizuko
    It's the same person who made
    a mess of it to begin with.
[09:22] Chrome
    Your wait is over, Berry Blossom!
[09:24] Noichigo
    He's here!
[09:30] Chrome
    I am here!
[09:34] Chizuko
    Why the fancy patchwork?
[09:36] Tsuki
    Emergency repairs.
[09:38] Kokoa
    Is that really the best use of your efforts?
[09:41] Noichigo
    I see some brown thing...
[09:44] Noichigo
    Is that dirt?
[09:45] Mashirou
    Man, that's nasty.
[09:46] Mashirou
    You need to wash your clothes.
[09:48] Kokoa
    She thinks you got dirt on it.
[09:51] Chizuko
    Such wasted energy.
[09:54] Mashirou
    Go get it washed. Jeez!
[10:02] Chrome
    What are you kneading, Date Chizuko?
[10:05] Chizuko
    Chicken.
[10:07] Chizuko
    I thought I'd make karaage for dinner.
[10:09] Chrome
    Karaage!
[10:11] Chrome
    You have a duel with Berry
    Blossom again today, don't you?
[10:13] Chrome
    I need to season the chicken first.
SIGN    Potato starch
SIGN    Salt
SIGN    Sugar
[10:16] Chizuko
    Oh, we're out of potato starch.
[10:17] Chizuko
    Oh, well. Guess I'll just sear it.
[10:20] Chrome
    You dare refuse to fry karaage
    after you had me in anticipation?!
[10:23] Chrome
    You are beyond evil!
[10:25] Chizuko
    I don't have time to go shopping.
[10:27] Chrome
    I shall ask the Kuma Kaijins
    to go and fetch us some.
[10:38] Chizuko
    What?!
[10:39] Chrome
    The Kuma Kaijins... The Kuma Kaijins...
SIGN    m 0 0 l 150 0 150 50 0 50
SIGN    Bear Bear
     Bear Bear
     bear bear
[10:41] Chrome
    They left home!
[10:43] Chizuko
    Left home?
[10:44] Chizuko
    Why would they do that?
[10:46] Chrome
    I don't know...
[10:48] Chrome
    This has never happened before.
[10:58] Chrome
    We've been together since I was little.
[11:04] Chizuko
    I can think of so many reasons why.
[11:07] Chizuko
    Let's just go find the Kuma Kaijins.
[11:09] Chizuko
    We'll have to turn down Berry Blossom today.
[11:15] Chrome
    You're right.
[11:21] Mashirou
    That's a petty little misdeed, Chrome-san.
[11:26] Mashirou
    First, you call us out at 4 AM
    with less than a day's notice.
[11:29] Mashirou
    Next, you make us wait forever, and now
    you're canceling on us last-minute.
[11:34] Mashirou
    Who do you think you are?
SIGN    Mashirou
[11:37] Chrome
    Oh, no!
[11:39] Chrome
    I need to fight them today or
    they might not fight me anymore!
[11:43] Chizuko
    I can't blame them for being angry.
[11:46] Chizuko
    Okay, I'll go find the Kuma Kaijins.
[11:48] Chrome
    No.
[11:49] Chrome
    I'll go.
[11:51] Chrome
    If I do nothing now, the Kuma Kaijins
    will be finished with me for good.
[11:58] Chizuko
    He's talking like his wife left him because
    he wouldn't come home from work.
[12:02] Chizuko
    But what about your battle
    with Berry Blossom?
[12:05] Chrome
    I have only one choice!
[12:24] Chizuko
    Wh-What the heck?!
[12:27] Chrome
    You look good.
[12:29] Chrome
    It was well worth enlisting
    a talented man to make it.
SIGN    I made it!
SIGN    Will help with sewing,
     needlework, embroidery
[12:32] Tsuki
    I made it.
[12:34] Chizuko
    Wait, do you mean...
[12:35] Chizuko
    No...
[12:36] Chizuko
    No, no!
[12:38] Chrome
    Indeed, this means...
[12:40] Chrome
    This is your first battle, Date Chizuko!
[12:42] Chrome
    No, General Dante!
[12:47] Chizuko
    What the heck?!
[12:58] Classmate A
    Date-san.
[13:00] Chizuko
    I'm fighting Berry Blossom head-on.
[13:04] Chizuko
    She's going to recognize
    me as General Dante.
[13:07] Chizuko
    She's going to talk to me.
[13:08] Chizuko
    And she's going to attack me!
[13:12] Chizuko
    I can't! I can't!
[13:14] Chizuko
    No...
[13:15] Chizuko
    I have no choice. Because...
[13:19] Chizuko
    Making Berry Blossom shine is my...
[13:23] Chizuko
    My...
[13:27] Masamune
    What's this? Chizuko-san.
[13:29] Chizuko
    Dad?
[13:30] Chizuko
    Wh-Why are you here?
[13:32] Masamune
    I had a feeling I might be able to
    see Chrome-san fight if I came here.
[13:36] Chizuko
    Gut instinct?!
[13:37] Chizuko
    Actually, Chrome's away on
    some important business.
[13:41] Chizuko
    I'm here as a substitute.
[13:43] Masamune
    A substitute?
[13:44] Masamune
    But you're still a child, Chizuko-san.
[13:48] Masamune
    Give me power, and I would be
    able to attack immediately.
[13:54] Chizuko
    My own father's after my throne!
[13:57] Chizuko
    But...
[13:58] Chizuko
    He does look like a general.
[14:00] Chizuko
    And as a teacher, he's pretty smart.
[14:06] Chizuko
    Why is my whole family such good generals?!
[14:09] Masamune
    Please contact Chrome-san, if you will.
[14:12] Chizuko
    Th-That's all right!
[14:14] Chizuko
    The one who'll fight
    Magical Girl Berry Blossom...
[14:18] Chizuko
    is I, Fossa Magna General Dante!
[14:23] Masamune
    I see you are a magical girl, Chizuko-san.
[14:26] Chizuko
    Huh?! No, I'm not!
[14:28] Masamune
    You aren't?
[14:30] Masamune
    You transform, and you're a girl, so...
[14:33] Chizuko
    Please don't make assumptions!
[14:34] Masamune
    I mean, you have a wand, too.
[14:36] Chizuko
    Huh?!
[14:37] Chizuko
    So what if I have a wand?!
[14:39] Masamune
    You look just like one. I can't tell.
[14:43] Chizuko
    I'm nothing like a magical girl!
[14:47] Chizuko
    Magical girls are...
[14:49] Chizuko
    Magical girls are...
[14:52] Chizuko
    Elegant!
[14:54] Chizuko
    Dashing!
[14:56] Chizuko
    And strong!
[14:59] Chizuko
    Someone like Berry Blossom!
[15:05] Masamune
    It seems I've said something out of line.
[15:17] Noichigo
    What is this? What's going on?
SIGN    Nikoniko Park
[15:20] Noichigo
    Who is that girl?
[15:22] Masamune
    She is Fossa Magna General Dante.
[15:26] Masamune
    And I am her father.
[15:28] Mashirou; Noichigo
    She's accompanied by a parent?!
[15:33] Mashirou
    It looks like the general
    has lost her mind...
[15:38] Noichigo
    What if she hits someone?
[15:40] Noichigo
    I'll have to suppress you!
[15:45] Noichigo
    She vanished!
[15:46] Chrome
    Magical power can run rampant when its
    user loses control of their emotions.
[15:51] Chrome
    I'm sorry I never told you.
[15:58] Chrome
    General Dante.
[16:00] Mashirou; Noichigo
    Chrome?!
[16:05] Noichigo
    Look!
[16:06] Mashirou
    She's still not under control.
[16:28] Chizuko
    Chrome...
[16:30] Chizuko
    Have you found the Kuma Kaijins?
[16:31] Chrome
    I haven't yet.
[16:33] Chrome
    But I would be no evil mastermind if I
    abandoned my general in her time of need!
[16:43] Chrome
    Come, Berry Blossom!
[16:52] Chrome
    I used up too much magic power.
[16:57] Mashirou
    Look at him! Pathetic!
[16:58] Noichigo
    No! Stop it, Mashirou!
[17:00] Noichigo
    Bad!
[17:02] Chrome
    I'm too lame.
[17:05] Chrome
    Forget helping my general. I couldn't
    even produce anything from my hand.
[17:11] Chrome
    This is why the Kuma Kaijins...
[17:18] Chrome
    Release your hand, Dante! It may
    be lame, but it's still dangerous!
[17:25] Chizuko
    We can fight, then.
[17:28] Chizuko
    It's not lame.
[17:30] Chizuko
    It just feels lame because you're ashamed.
[17:36] Chizuko
    I want to see Berry Blossom
    take a pathetic attack.
[17:51] Chrome
    It seems I had lost my confidence.
[17:56] Chrome
    But I must change.
[17:58] Chrome
    I do not want to lose the
    respect of my general, too!
[18:02] Mashirou
    I don't know what he's talking about...
[18:04] Noichigo
    But he's the evil mastermind
    that we're all familiar with!
[18:07] Chrome
    Let's go!
[18:11] Noichigo
    Full Fall Storm!
[18:15] Chrome
    That's not fair, using a blast of air!
[18:20] Chizuko
    It's a new attack!
[18:23] Chrome
    I want to become stronger...
[18:25] Chrome
    So strong that the Kuma Kaijins
    will want to come back!
[18:28] Grandpa
    We're back!
[18:32] Grandpa
    What are you doing?
[18:36] Chrome
    K-Kuma Kaijins!
[18:38] Chrome
    And Grandpa!
[18:40] Chizuko
    Where were you?
[18:41] Grandpa
    We went to a training camp with the go club.
[18:46] (Flashback) Grandpa
    Say cheese!
[18:48] Chrome
    Sheesh...
[18:50] Chrome
    Don't worry me like that!
[18:55] Grandpa
    I had them leave you a note.
    Did you not read it?
[18:59] Chizuko
    Eh?
[18:59] Chizuko
    Oh, this?
[19:02] Chizuko
    You had no idea what it said?!
[19:09] Announcement
    We will soon be arriving at Naniga.
[19:12] Chrome
    The rocking of the train inspires
    good evil deeds, Date Chizuko.
[19:17] Chizuko
    I don't think you should say stuff
    like that on public transit.
[19:21] Chrome
    You think so?
[19:23] Chrome
    The Kuma Kaijins have returned.
[19:25] Chrome
    I'm welcoming new ideas.
[19:29] Chizuko
    Kuma Kaijins...
[19:30] Chizuko
    Kuma Kaijins, huh?
[19:36] Chizuko; Chrome
    Kuma Kaijin!
[19:39] Chizuko; Chrome
    Kuma Kaijin!
[19:44] Chizuko; Chrome
    Kuma Kaijin!
[19:53] A
    Is that a costume?
[19:55] B
    Smells like an animal, though...
[20:01] A
    Huh? It vanished.
[20:06] Chizuko
    For those in the audience who don't
    know what the Kuma Kaijins are saying,
[20:10] Chizuko
    we'll dub the rest in human language.
[20:13] Kaijin A
    That was close.
[20:15] Kaijin B
    We don't want to start an incident.
[20:17] Kaijin C
    Let's keep a low profile.
[20:19] Kaijin D
    Indeed.
[20:37] Kaijin B
    What is it?
[20:38] Kaijin A
    I've been thinking about the past...
[20:40] Kaijin C
    The past?
[20:42] (Flashback) Chrome
    What do you wanna do today?
[20:45] (Flashback) Chrome
    Rafting!
[20:48] Kaijin C
    How is that any different from now?
[20:51] Kaijin D
    No... He's changed.
[20:53] Kaijin D
    We never had a name before.
[20:56] Kaijin D
    He's changed ever since he started
    calling us Kuma Kaijins.
[21:01] Kaijin D
    I don't know what all this is
    about being an evil mastermind,
[21:04] Kaijin D
    but I don't want to be friendly with
    him when he treats us like pawns.
[21:09] Kaijin A
    Is that how you feel?
[21:12] Kaijin A
    I...
[21:17] Chrome
    Kuma Kaijins!
[21:20] Chrome
    Thank goodness you're back, Kuma Kaijins!
[21:25] Chrome
    I believed in you!
[21:28] Chrome
    There, there.
[21:30] Kaijin A
    I don't feel that way.
[21:33] Chizuko
    Get this, Kuma Kaijins.
[21:35] Chizuko
    Chrome was about to teleport to pick you up.
[21:38] Chrome
    D-Date Chizuko!
[21:40] Kaijin A
    I tend to think he's more
    like his old self lately,
[21:40] Chizuko
    It's the truth, though.
[21:42] Chrome
    You promised you wouldn't tell them!
[21:43] Kaijin A
    since he's started spending
    time with Chizuko.
[21:45] Kaijin B
    Like with that patch the other day.
[21:47] Kaijin C
    That was adorable.
[21:51] Chizuko
    The Kuma Kaijins are still talking.
[21:55] Chrome
    What are you discussing?
SIGN    #10 "Giant Reception"
[23:35] Chizuko
    Episode 10: "Giant Reception."