# 2 - Go To the Path of Evil
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GW4HM7WG9/acro-trip)
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**[00:00] Chizuko**
Why are you here?!
**[00:02] Chrome**
"Why"?
**[00:04] Chrome**
What does it matter to you
where I work, Date Chizuko?
**[00:08] Chizuko**
*He remembers my name! Yeek!*
**[00:14] Chrome**
Do you have an answer to my offer yet?
**[00:17] Chizuko**
I-I'm obviously not joining.
**[00:19] Chizuko**
Fossa Magna? No way.
**[00:22] Chizuko**
I'm team Berry Blossom.
**[00:25] Chizuko**
I'd never side with evil.
**[00:32] Chrome**
Evil?
**[00:34] Chrome**
You mean someone like him?
**[00:42] Robber**
Give me all your money.
***SIGN*** Berry Blossom
is sooo cool!!
***SIGN*** HOOOOOONK
***SIGN*** Struck Oil
***SIGN*** She's eating crab...
***SIGN*** Coo Coo
***SIGN*** Phew
***SIGN*** I made hayashi rice!!
***SIGN*** You're eating it?!
***SIGN*** #2 "Go to the Path of Evil"
**[02:23] Chizuko**
A robber?!
**[02:25] Chizuko**
C-C-Can't you do something?
**[02:27] Chizuko**
You're an evil mastermind, aren't you?!
**[02:29] Chrome**
Goodness.
**[02:30] Chrome**
Is that any way to ask someone for help?
**[02:33] Chrome**
That said...
**[02:35] Chrome**
Stand back, Date Chizuko.
**[02:37] Chrome**
As a member of the shop staff...
**[02:43] Chrome**
I cannot allow this particular
customer to roam free.
**[02:49] Chrome**
I'm sorry, sir...
***SIGN*** Chrome
***SIGN*** Chrome
**[02:56] Chrome**
Alas, I am powerless before him.
**[02:57] Chizuko**
You're useless! Come on!
**[03:00] Chrome**
Though I may be an evil mastermind,
**[03:01] Chrome**
I'm as afraid of a man
with a knife as anyone.
**[03:05] Chizuko**
Stop being afraid!
**[03:06] Robber**
Quit yammering!
**[03:08] Chizuko**
Are you truly content merely
taking the money in the register?
**[03:13] Chizuko**
The two of us are effectively hostages.
**[03:15] Chizuko**
I suspect you have the capacity
for something greater.
**[03:20] Chizuko**
Well?
**[03:21] Robber**
D-Do you think I can pull it off?
**[03:24] Robber**
Hold you as hostages?
**[03:25] Chrome**
You sure can.
**[03:28] Chizuko**
* Th-This guy's useless, but he has a weird*
* knack for leading people down a path of evil.*
**[03:34] Chrome**
What?
**[03:35] Chizuko**
You aren't swaying me, all right?
**[03:37] Chizuko**
I'm on the side of Berry Blossom,
who's on the side of justice.
**[03:43] Chizuko**
Even now...
**[03:45] Chizuko**
Berry Blossom would've
helped us if she were here.
**[03:49] Chrome**
I see...
**[03:51] Chrome**
But... How do I put it...
**[03:53] Chizuko**
Hm? What?
**[03:55] Chrome**
No...
**[03:56] Chrome**
I'm loath to confront an innocent
middle school child with reality.
**[03:59] Chizuko**
You don't need to call me innocent now.
**[04:08] Noichigo**
Transform!
**[04:25] Noichigo**
I will not allow evil to prevail in this city!
**[04:28] Noichigo**
Magical Girl Berry Blossom is on the scene!
**[04:33] Noichigo**
Stop right there!
**[04:36] Noichigo**
Robber, go to hell!
**[04:40] Noichigo**
You there...
**[04:42] Noichigo**
D-Don't worry. I'll save you right away.
**[04:52] Chizuko**
*I'm not emotionally prepared for this.*
**[04:55] Robber**
I-I haven't done anything!
**[04:57] Noichigo**
You won't get away with this.
**[04:59] Noichigo**
That girl's done nothing wrong!
**[05:01] Robber**
You smart-ass, worthless magical girl!
**[05:06] Chizuko**
*I-I have to get a grip.*
**[05:08] Chizuko**
*I need to sear this moment into my brain!*
**[05:10] Chizuko**
*Berry Blossom's magnificent magic!*
**[05:21] Chrome**
Aww, she clotheslined him!
**[05:23] Chrome**
I want her to do that to me.
**[05:25] Chizuko**
Huh?
**[05:26] Chizuko**
Uh, wh-what about magic?
**[05:28] Chrome**
One cannot use magic against
an ordinary person.
**[05:32] Chizuko**
What?
**[05:33] Chrome**
Magic is cast on magical girls.
**[05:35] Chrome**
Common criminal affairs are
directed to the police.
**[05:38] Chrome**
Our activities fall into one
of these two categories.
**[05:41] Chizuko**
S-Seriously?
**[05:49] Noichigo**
Hello? Police?
**[05:51] Chizuko**
Seriously?!
**[05:57] Chizuko**
Er, uh...
**[05:59] Chizuko**
Thank you very muff.
**[06:01] Chizuko**
Much.
**[06:02] Noichigo**
I'm glad you aren't hurt.
**[06:05] Chrome**
You seem rather flustered.
**[06:06] Noichigo**
Y-Yes, well...
**[06:10] Noichigo**
The police and I don't exactly get along.
**[06:12] Noichigo**
I'll be leaving before I run into them. Bye!
**[06:20] Chizuko**
It was really her!
**[06:22] Chrome**
You saw the clothesline...
**[06:24] Chrome**
Are you really satisfied with that?
**[06:27] Chizuko**
What's your point?!
**[06:29] Chrome**
Don't play dumb.
**[06:31] Chrome**
You're a quick thinker.
You must know what's going on.
**[06:35] Chrome**
She can only exercise her true power
when she is facing us, Fossa Magna.
**[06:41] Chrome**
Only a small handful of evildoers
can do battle with her.
**[06:46] Chrome**
Date Chizuko, do you not wish...
**[06:50] Chrome**
...wish... wish... wish...
**[06:52] Chizuko**
I... I don't want that at all!
**[06:56] Chrome**
A pity.
**[06:58] Chrome**
I shall await your change of heart.
**[07:00] Chizuko**
Whatever!
**[07:11] Mashirou**
Come on, don't go messing with civvies.
**[07:15] Noichigo**
I couldn't help myself, Mashirou.
**[07:19] Noichigo**
I mean...
**[07:24] Noichigo**
I wanted to be a hero of justice.
**[07:33] Chizuko**
Between this and that thing at the arcade...
**[07:35] Chizuko**
I don't know who the heck is
making money on any of this.
**[07:40] Grandpa**
Look at how animated you are!
**[07:42] Grandpa**
You really like that magical girl, don't you?
**[07:50] Chizuko**
*Those are the rules of this town, huh?*
**[07:52] Chizuko**
* I feel like I just got*
* yanked back to reality.*
**[07:57] Chizuko**
* At the end of the day, Berry and*
* Chrome are in a different world.*
**[08:01] Chizuko**
* There's nothing I can do to*
* intervene as a normal person.*
**[08:05] Chizuko**
I wish I had magic or something, too.
**[08:09] Chizuko**
*No, no, no!*
**[08:10] Chizuko**
*What am I even thinking?*
**[08:12] Chizuko**
*I'm just grateful I get to cheer for Berry!*
**[08:22] Ako**
H-Hey, Date-san...
**[08:25] Chizuko**
*There's a show I absolutely can't miss today.*
**[08:29] Chizuko**
*I have to focus on my love for Berry!*
**[08:36] Chizuko**
I'm home.
**[08:43] Chizuko**
Grandpa?
**[08:45] Chizuko**
Do we have a guest?
**[08:53] Grandpa**
W-Welcome home, Chizuko.
**[08:58] Chrome**
Hey.
**[08:59] Chrome**
Thank you for the hospitality.
**[09:01] Chizuko**
You've got to be kidding.
**[09:02] Grandpa**
Oh?
**[09:04] Grandpa**
Chizuko, you know Chrome-san?
**[09:07] Chizuko**
Why are you here?
**[09:09] Chizuko**
Are you so desperate to turn me to
evil that you'd come to my home?
**[09:16] Chizuko**
That's my dorayaki!
**[09:22] Chizuko**
Get lost!
**[09:23] Chizuko**
Get lost already!
**[09:25] Chrome**
Cease the palm strikes.
**[09:26] Chrome**
All right. I'll leave.
**[09:32] Chizuko**
Wh-What's up with this
spatial warp-looking thing?
**[09:41] Chrome**
Guelph!
**[09:46] Chizuko**
Ow, ow...
**[09:48] Chrome**
Welcome.
**[09:55] Chrome**
Have you realized where you are?
**[09:57] Chizuko**
N-No way...
**[10:00] Chizuko**
The Fossa Magna base?!
**[10:04] Chrome**
The very one.
**[10:05] Chrome**
Date Chizuko, prospective future
administrator of the world...
**[10:09] Chrome**
I had been planning to welcome you here.
**[10:13] Chrome**
Why the bitter face?
**[10:16] Chizuko**
No, I'm leaving.
**[10:18] Chizuko**
I'm seriously leaving.
**[10:26] Chrome**
Be careful what you open!
**[10:28] Chrome**
Why are you in such a hurry?
**[10:34] Chrome**
I need to watch TV at five!
**[10:36] Chrome**
There's a Berry Blossom special!
**[10:41] Chizuko**
The Berry Special.
***SIGN*** Berry Special
A selection of viewer submissions that were
aired on local news broadcasts!
**[10:43] Chizuko**
A selection of viewer submissions that
were aired on local news broadcasts!
**[10:48] Chizuko**
This one's going into
my permanent collection!
**[10:50] Chizuko**
It vanishes like magic the moment
someone uploads it online.
**[10:53] Chizuko**
So this is seriously my only chance.
**[10:57] Chizuko**
So, of course, I want everything
to be just perfect when I watch it.
**[11:00] Chrome**
Huh? Right...
**[11:01] Chrome**
Of course.
**[11:04] Chrome**
Wanna head home, then?
**[11:06] Chizuko**
You're a grown-up. Don't cry.
**[11:09] Chrome**
I'm not crying.
**[11:11] Chrome**
Plus, I'm a bad grown-up anyway.
**[11:14] Chizuko**
That's not what I meant.
**[11:16] Chrome**
I simply wanted you to see...
**[11:20] Chrome**
my base, which is too
spacious for one person.
**[11:23] Chizuko**
*He can't handle being alone!*
**[11:24] Chizuko**
*Crying won't get anything out of me!*
**[11:30] Chizuko**
I'm leaving in an hour.
**[11:32] Chrome**
Y-You'll stay for a whole hour?!
**[11:35] Chrome**
O-O-Okay, I'll show you around!
**[11:43] Chizuko**
Isn't this somewhere in town?
**[11:46] Chizuko**
You didn't get a building permit, did you?
**[11:49] Chrome**
We fancy ourselves an organization of evil.
**[11:51] Chrome**
Everything of the base is born of magic.
**[11:54] Chrome**
It is unconnected to public spaces.
**[11:57] Chrome**
Nothing is impossible with magic.
**[12:08] Chizuko**
*More magic?*
**[12:14] Chrome**
The closet.
**[12:15] Chizuko**
This is the first thing you show me?
**[12:17] Chrome**
I wanted you to see the traps and stuff.
**[12:20] Chizuko**
Hey, this is that thing for
catching raccoon dogs.
***SIGN*** Closet
**[12:24] Chrome**
It's called the Fossa Clamp.
**[12:30] Chizuko**
Huh?
**[12:32] Chizuko**
What was that?
**[12:41] Chrome**
Something's caught in the door.
**[12:45] Chrome**
What? That's a funny look on your face.
**[12:48] Chizuko**
I mean, we teleported into the base.
**[12:51] Chizuko**
I'm sure you can easily
get us out of a closet...
**[12:54] Chizuko**
What's wrong?
**[12:56] Chrome**
Hear me, Date Chizuko...
**[12:59] Chrome**
I spoke of having magic, remember?
**[13:02] Chrome**
It gets reset at the
beginning of the month.
**[13:04] Chizuko**
What gets reset at the
beginning of the month?
**[13:06] Chrome**
That is what it says in my contract.
**[13:09] Chrome**
I budget a limited amount
of magic power each month,
**[13:12] Chrome**
but I'm prone to running out
at the end of the month.
**[13:14] Chrome**
And then, I am placed in a
significantly slower low-speed mode.
**[13:16] Chizuko**
Why does it sound like a phone plan?
**[13:19] Chizuko**
But you were able to teleport us before.
**[13:22] Chrome**
That's exactly why.
**[13:23] Chrome**
That teleport put me over the limit.
**[13:29] Chizuko**
Someone! Help!
**[13:32] Chizuko**
Please help us!
**[13:35] Chizuko**
It's no use! We're trapped inside!
**[13:38] Chizuko**
Why?!
**[13:39] Chizuko**
Why did you have to go and teleport us?!
**[13:42] Chrome**
I wanted to show you that I can teleport.
**[13:45] Chizuko**
That's so stupid!
**[13:47] Chizuko**
I-I need to at least get a recording!
**[13:49] Chizuko**
Grandpa, pick up!
***SIGN*** No Signal
**[13:53] Chrome**
We're underground.
**[13:55] Chrome**
Why did you not schedule a recording?
**[13:57] Chizuko**
Because!
**[13:58] Chizuko**
Grandpa would see that I had it
scheduled way in advance, and...
***SIGN*** Berry Special
A selection of viewer submissions that were
aired on local news broadcasts!
**[14:03] Grandpa**
She must love her a lot to
set a timer this far ahead!
**[14:06] Chizuko**
...and come to that conclusion!
**[14:08] Chrome**
It's true, though, so why do you care?
**[14:11] Chizuko**
I don't care!
**[14:13] Chizuko**
Don't underestimate puberty!
**[14:14] Chrome**
You know...
**[14:16] Chrome**
Join my organization, and you'll be
**[14:18] Chrome**
facing Berry Blossom more
than you could ever want to.
***SIGN*** I like that
***SIGN*** My sanity
**[14:29] Chizuko**
Whoa, whoa!
**[14:30] Chizuko**
Stop it! I'm emotionally unstable right now!
**[14:34] Chrome**
My apologies.
**[14:36] Chrome**
That was unbecoming of me.
**[14:38] Chrome**
It was cruel to ask you in
such an extreme situation.
**[14:41] Chrome**
Right! Why had I not thought of that?
**[14:45] Chrome**
If my magic power is
insufficient to escape...
***SIGN*** First-time Magic
Contract Support Guide
**[14:50] Chrome**
We can simply start a new contract.
**[14:55] Chrome**
I ask for your signature, Date Chizuko.
**[14:59] Chizuko**
What contract?
**[15:00] Chrome**
For magic power.
**[15:01] Chrome**
Don't worry about the fees.
**[15:03] Chrome**
We'll expense it to headquarters.
**[15:05] Chizuko**
Wha... Wh-Why me?
**[15:07] Chizuko**
Why don't you—
**[15:08] Chrome**
I can't enter into a contract twice.
**[15:10] Chrome**
It would be wasteful to sign
at the end of the month,
**[15:13] Chrome**
but we haven't any choice now, have we?
**[15:15] Chrome**
Neither of us.
**[15:18] Chizuko**
*You villain!*
**[15:20] Chizuko**
* I'm pretty sure he has me right*
* where he wants me, but...*
**[15:25] Chizuko**
Bring it on!
**[15:27] Chizuko**
I'll do it!
***SIGN*** Date Chizuko
**[15:30] Chizuko**
*I haven't fallen to evil.*
**[15:32] Chizuko**
* I'm only doing this so I can see Berry*
* Blossom without joining the organization.*
**[15:36] Chrome**
Thank you for your cooperation.
**[15:40] Chizuko**
The contract...
**[15:42] Chrome**
It's being processed.
**[15:43] Chrome**
Your patience, please.
***SIGN*** Contract complete
**[15:49] Chrome**
Here it comes!
**[15:51] Chrome**
And so begins our great escape!
**[15:55] Chizuko**
Already? I don't know the
first thing about magic.
**[15:55] Chrome**
Woohoo! Woohoo! Hooray!
**[16:01] Chrome**
You can use a microwave oven without
knowing how it works, can you not?
**[16:04] Chrome**
It's something like that.
**[16:06] Chizuko**
Something like what?!
**[16:08] Chrome**
I won't ask you to teleport us out.
**[16:12] Chrome**
But can you remove the
object stopping the door?
**[16:14] Chizuko**
Huh? How?
**[16:16] Chrome**
Try straining, like, "Heungh!"
**[16:19] Chizuko**
You suck at explaining things!
**[16:26] Chizuko**
I hate this.
**[16:30] Chrome**
Do it!
**[16:33] Chrome**
You've got this!
**[16:36] Chrome**
You can do it!
**[16:56] Chizuko**
Grandpa?!
**[16:58] Grandpa**
Wh-What are you two up to?
**[17:03] Chizuko**
Why are you here?
**[17:04] Chizuko**
How?
**[17:06] Grandpa**
Eh? I just walked in from above.
***SIGN*** Date Home
***SIGN*** Fossa Magna Base
**[17:20] Grandpa**
My grandchild is barfing!
**[17:22] Chrome**
Was there something that
she found so repugnant?
**[17:26] Grandpa**
But you know, this takes me back to
the first time I met you, Chrome-san.
**[17:32] Grandpa**
You were out on the streets,
so I took you home, and...
**[17:39] Grandpa**
I invited you to sleep in the crawl space.
**[17:44] Grandpa**
Though...
**[17:46] Grandpa**
Was it always so big?
**[17:48] Chizuko**
You could have told me!
**[17:50] Grandpa**
I never expected this to happen!
**[17:55] Chizuko**
Take him back to where you found him!
**[17:57] Chizuko**
He's not some stray dog or cat!
**[17:59] Chrome**
Now, now. Calm down.
**[18:08] Chrome**
It's about to begin, is it not?
**[18:12] Chizuko**
We teleported just now, didn't we?
**[18:15] Chrome**
Maybe?
***SIGN*** I get knocked down,
but I get up again
**[18:16] Chizuko**
You're lying through your teeth!
**[18:19] Chizuko**
Wait, so...
**[18:20] Chizuko**
Did I not need to sign that cont—
**[18:22] Chrome**
Didn't I tell you?
**[18:24] Chrome**
I'm a bad grown-up.
**[18:30] Chizuko**
I don't accept this, you villain!
**[18:32] Chizuko**
Welcome to my side!
**[18:34] Chizuko**
Look, it's starting!
**[18:37] Chizuko**
Record it!
**[18:38] Grandpa**
Oh, is it five already?
**[18:40] Grandpa**
I should start making dinner.
**[18:44] Chizuko**
*And so...*
**[18:46] Chizuko**
*Chrome stayed for dinner.*
**[18:55] Chrome**
Delightful.
**[20:31] Chrome**
No! Higher!
**[20:35] Chrome**
That's it!
**[20:37] Chrome**
That's the neck!
**[20:39] Chrome**
Their weak point!
**[20:41] Chizuko**
*What are these guys doing?*
**[20:43] Chrome**
Ah! Date Chizuko!
**[20:46] Chizuko**
*They're disturbing the neighborhood.*
**[20:49] Chrome**
An opportune time to encounter
you, Date Chizuko.
**[20:52] Chrome**
The Kuma Kaijins aren't warming up to me.
**[20:55] Chrome**
What should I do?
**[20:56] Chizuko**
*What is this, counseling?*
**[20:58] Chrome**
They'll take my orders, but I can't
help feeling that they're reluctant.
**[21:04] Chizuko**
I guess... you could give them
treats or something?
**[21:10] Chrome**
You're a genius!
**[21:12] Chizuko**
Were you out shopping?
**[21:17] Chizuko**
Burdock root?
**[21:19] Chrome**
This is the way!
**[21:21] Chizuko**
Wait, you're scaring them!
**[21:23] Chizuko**
They think it's a wood stick!
**[21:30] Chizuko**
Stop, stop!
**[21:31] Chizuko**
Have a candy!
**[21:39] Chizuko**
Yes!
**[21:43] Chizuko**
Don't get too attached to me.
**[21:45] Chizuko**
You smell like animal.
**[21:47] Chrome**
No fair, Date Chizuko!
**[21:49] Chizuko**
It's not on purpose.
**[21:51] Chrome**
Why is this all so comfy?!
**[21:53] Chrome**
Embrace me, too!
**[21:59] Chrome**
See? Here we go again.
**[22:01] Chrome**
You can feel the reluctance.
**[22:02] Chrome**
That was an order, but it wasn't.
**[22:05] Chrome**
This isn't it!
**[22:07] Chrome**
Do I not have what it takes for
the Kuma Kaijin to like me?
**[22:14] Chizuko**
Why not give them something they
like instead of burdock root?
**[22:17] Chrome**
Something they like?
**[22:19] Chrome**
I see...
**[22:20] Chrome**
I don't know anything about the Kuma Kaijin.
**[22:28] Chrome**
You all...
**[22:31] Chrome**
We're returning home!
**[22:33] Chrome**
We're having a hot pot party tonight!
**[22:37] Chizuko**
Wh-Why now?
**[22:38] Chrome**
I happen to know that enemies can
become friends around the dinner table.
**[22:44] Chizuko**
We haven't become friends!
**[22:46] Chizuko**
Yeah, we had dinner together once, but...
**[22:48] Chrome**
Furthermore, hot pot is optimal for learning
about others and creating group cohesion.
**[22:54] Chrome**
Well, Kuma Kaijins...
**[22:56] Chrome**
Let us begin our jolly hot pot party!
**[23:02] Chrome**
Date Chizuko, might you join us?
**[23:05] Chizuko**
Wh-Why would I ever go?
**[23:08] Chizuko**
Go sit around your hot pot in
the basement by yourselves.
**[23:12] Chrome**
But we may grow closer.
**[23:15] Chrome**
You and I, that is. Even closer.
***SIGN*** Stormy weather this weekend?!
***SIGN*** Weather report after this!
**[23:24] Chrome**
*Berry Blossom!*
**[23:26] Chrome**
* Eat my low-hot-food-tolerance*
* Kuma Kaijin's ultimate punch!*
**[23:30] Chizuko**
They can't handle warm food, huh?
***SIGN*** #3 Moshi-Moshi to My Oshi
**[23:35] Chizuko**
Episode 3: "Moshi-Moshi to My Oshi."