4 - Soaked on a Rainy Day
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[00:03] Chrome
Naniga City, N Prefecture.
[00:05] Chrome
Some time has passed since I became
an evil mastermind here in this city.
[00:10] Chrome
Even the deeds that at first gave me pause
[00:15] Chrome
I now complete without hesitation.
[00:23] Chrome
Can I continue this way?
[00:27] (Flashback) Noichigo
Fossa Magna Leader Chrome!
[00:31] (Flashback) Noichigo
What are you doing under the bridge?
[00:34] (Flashback) Chrome
M-Magical Girl!
[00:37] (Flashback) Noichigo
Starting a fire under a suspicious bridge...
[00:40] (Flashback) Noichigo
You're breaking the rules!
[00:41] Chrome
I'm just living my life...
[00:44] Chrome
But that answer won't do!
[00:45] (Flashback) Chrome
This is no place for you!
[01:07] (Flashback) Chrome
Try and stop me!
[01:14] (Flashback) Noichigo
Ow, ow, ow...
[01:28] (Flashback) Noichigo
Ugh!
[01:32] Chrome
Wha?!
[01:44] (Flashback) Chrome
Th-That's insane!
[01:48] (Flashback) Chrome
The bridge!
SIGN My house!
[01:55] (Flashback) Chrome
My house!
[01:59] (Flashback) Chrome
M-My home!
[02:05] (Flashback) Noichigo
Fire!
[02:06] (Flashback) Noichigo
Oh, no! It's going to spread!
[02:08] (Flashback) Noichigo
I have to put it out!
[02:10] (Flashback) Noichigo
Thunderbolt...
[02:15] (Flashback) Noichigo
Bloom!
[02:21] (Flashback) Noichigo
Extinguish!
[02:47] (Flashback) Noichigo
Oh, right.
[02:50] (Flashback) Noichigo
Deplorable, evil mastermind Chrome!
[02:53] (Flashback) Noichigo
How dare you rig the bridge to collapse?
[02:56] (Flashback) Chrome
Huh? Why me?
[02:58] (Flashback) Noichigo
You just said, "Yeah!"
You take pleasure in your crimes!
[03:02] (Flashback) Chrome
My house!
SIGN My house!
[03:04] Chrome
I wasn't saying "yeah!"
[03:06] (Flashback) Chrome
No! I meant that my house...
[03:08] (Flashback) Chrome
I'm glad you noticed.
[03:10] (Flashback) Chrome
Yo, check it out.
[03:20] Chrome
I've lost my home...
[03:22] Chrome
What ever shall I do now?
[03:25] Chrome
No... Get a grip, tear ducts.
[03:28] Chrome
A bad grown-up must not cry.
[03:33] (Flashback) Grandpa
What's wrong, son?
[03:35] (Flashback) Grandpa
Was there a storm or something?
[03:40] (Flashback) Chrome
Well...
[03:42] (Flashback) Grandpa
Oh, your home, huh?
[03:43] Chrome
Boo-hoo.
[03:44] (Flashback) Grandpa
That's terrible.
[03:45] Chrome
Boo-hoo.
[03:46] (Flashback) Grandpa
Why not come to my place for now?
[03:52] (Flashback) Grandpa
We're here.
SIGN Date
[03:54] (Flashback) Chrome
But...
[03:55] (Flashback) Grandpa
Don't worry about it.
SIGN Date
[04:00] (Flashback) Grandpa
Are you sure you don't mind
being in the crawl space?
[04:03] (Flashback) Chrome
Yes. Thank you.
[04:05] (Flashback) Chrome
I can most certainly deal with it.
SIGN Berry Blossom
is sooo cool!!
SIGN HOOOOOONK
SIGN Struck Oil
SIGN She's eating crab...
SIGN Coo Coo
SIGN Phew
SIGN I made hayashi rice!!
SIGN You're eating it?!
SIGN #4 "Soaked on a Rainy Day"
[05:43] Chizuko
What a nightmare...
[05:45] Chizuko
I don't want to remember it.
[05:47] (Flashback) Chizuko
I am General Dante!
[05:50] Chizuko
No, no!
[05:52] Chizuko
I was just caught up in the moment!
[05:56] (Flashback) Chrome
Still, Mashirou has identified
you as being on my side.
[06:02] (Flashback) Mashirou
Dante, was it?
[06:05] Chizuko
It's all his fault!
[06:07] Chizuko
That cursed bastard! Washed-up mastermind!
[06:09] Chizuko
I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind today!
[06:11] Chizuko
I'm telling him to leave me alone!
[06:13] Anchor
And now for the next story.
SIGN Out of nowhere!
[06:15] Anchor
We've just learned that this
town's evil organization,
[06:18] Anchor
Fossa Magna, will be withdrawing.
[06:24] Chizuko
Wait, for real?
[06:25] Anchor
Perhaps this is the fruit
of Berry Blossom's efforts.
[06:29] Anchor
Next, we move on to a story
about baby capybaras.
[06:31] Chizuko
That's it?
[06:32] Chizuko
After all that time he spent
trying to recruit me?
[06:34] Chizuko
What is he even thinking?
[06:34] Chrome
Woot! Posing with the double Vs!
[06:37] Chizuko
Wait, no, no!
[06:39] Chizuko
He's finally toast! Yay!
[06:42] Grandpa
What's Chrome-san going to do now?
[06:47] Chizuko
Serves him right!
I'm gonna go rub it in his face!
[06:50] Chizuko
Hey, Chrome!
SIGN Totally empty...
[06:58] Chizuko
Right, of course he's gone.
[07:00] Grandpa
Chizu...
[07:01] Chizuko
Oh, I'm gonna be late.
[07:03] Chizuko
Later, Grandpa.
[07:04] Grandpa
Chizuko!
[07:08] Girl B
Hey, did you hear?
[07:10] Girl B
The evil organization's apparently gone.
[07:13] Girl C
Really?
[07:14] Girl C
What does an evil organization do, anyway?
[07:17] Girl B
How would I know?
[07:19] Girl C
You aren't curious?
[07:22] Girl B
So anyway, that capybara yesterday...
[07:25] Girl C
Never mind that. Do you
have time after school?
[07:28] Chizuko
No one thinks he's a threat at all.
[07:38] Chizuko
Eh, that just means peace has come to this
town, and I get to live a normal, plain life.
[07:48] Chizuko
What's going to happen
to Berry Blossom, then?
[07:51] Girl B
All right! Time to finally go do karaoke today!
[07:55] Girl A
Hey, Date-san, wanna...
[07:56] Girl A
Huh? She was here just a minute ago.
[08:06] Chizuko
If there's no more evil...
[08:09] Chizuko
What happens to justice?
[08:13] Chizuko
She's not...
[08:15] Chizuko
She's not going to just vanish, is she?
[08:19] Chizuko
Without Berry Blossom...
[08:22] Chizuko
My life won't come back!
[08:25] Anchor
That concludes the afternoon news.
SIGN Submitted by
Mashirou-san
[08:33] Chizuko
There she is!
[08:35] Anchor
We'll end with this clip of Berry
Blossom collecting garbage.
SIGN Submitted by
Mashirou-san
[08:41] Chizuko
No...
[08:44] Chizuko
Berry Blossom...
[08:47] Chizuko
turned into a volunteer girl.
[09:21] Girl A
Hey, do you think that girl is okay?
[09:38] Chrome
There you are.
[09:45] Chrome
I thought I'd find you here.
[09:47] Chrome
I'm sure you're aware.
[09:50] Chrome
It's become difficult for us to continue
our activities without a general.
[09:53] Chrome
It's painful for it to end like this.
[10:01] Chrome
I'd hoped to repay your grandpa
somehow for taking me in when I was
[10:07] Chrome
out in the rain after losing everything.
[10:11] Chrome
Everything is back to how it was before.
[10:14] Chrome
You ought to enjoy your normal life.
[10:18] Chizuko
What?
[10:20] Chizuko
Back to normal?
[10:21] Chrome
D-Date Ch-Chizuko?
[10:24] Chizuko
What do you mean, "back to normal"?
[10:26] Chizuko
You made a huge mess for me!
[10:29] Chrome
I-I... er...
[10:34] Chizuko
Everything's messed up because you're gone!
[10:43] Chizuko
I love magical girls.
[10:46] Chizuko
Berry Blossom isn't Berry Blossom if
she isn't fighting evil with her magic.
[10:52] Chizuko
And now... What is this?!
[10:56] Chizuko
Okay, Chrome...
[10:58] Chizuko
I'll do it.
[10:59] Chizuko
I'll become a Fossa Magna general.
[11:03] Chrome
R-Really?
[11:05] Chrome
Are you sure about this?
[11:06] Chizuko
Why are you so concerned all of a sudden?
[11:09] Chrome
I'm a bad grown-up. You know that, right?
[11:11] Chrome
What if I'm just lying again? What then?
[11:15] Chizuko
What then? Then nothing!
[11:17] Chizuko
Get over yourself!
[11:18] Chizuko
I don't care what you say.
[11:20] Chizuko
This is my decision!
[11:22] Chizuko
If this will make her whole...
[11:25] Chizuko
If this will bring back my light, I will
descend as deep into the abyss as I must.
[11:30] Chrome
You'll...
[11:42] Vending machine
Jackpot!
SIGN Vending
SIGN Jackpot!
SIGN One more drink
[12:08] Mashirou
I'm filming, Berry!
[12:14] Mashirou
What's the matter? You look depressed.
[12:17] Mashirou
Smile!
[12:19] Mashirou
Fossa Magna left town!
[12:23] Mashirou
What's wrong?
[12:24] Mashirou
Is there something you want to say?
[12:26] Noichigo
You'd never understand, Mashirou.
[12:30] Mashirou
Say what?
[12:31] Noichigo
Nothing.
[12:33] Mashirou
Come on, tell me!
[12:35] Noichigo
Enough already.
[12:38] Noichigo
Ooh, pretty garbage.
[12:39] Mashirou
Wait! Stop! Stop!
[12:41] Mashirou
That's a man o'war!
[12:43] Mashirou
It's venomous!
[12:51] Noichigo
What's that sound?
[12:52] Mashirou
L-Look!
[13:00] Noichigo; Mashirou
Chrome!
[13:19] Mashirou
What is this? I thought you quit!
[13:22] Noichigo
We let them sneak right up on us.
[13:25] Noichigo
To think that that leader could
make such a tricky appearance...
[13:29] Chizuko
Nailed the entry!
[13:32] Chizuko
Well, Boss?
[13:33] Mashirou
Yes, splendid indeed.
[13:35] Mashirou
I knew you wouldn't let me down, General.
[13:37] Chizuko
Next...
[13:38] Mashirou
Mm-hm, understood.
[13:43] Noichigo
A wormhole?!
[14:07] Mashirou
Ow, ow, ow!
[14:10] Noichigo
What are these?
[14:11] Noichigo
U-Urchins?!
[14:13] Chrome
All-natural and delivered fresh!
[14:16] Noichigo
How could you...
[14:20] Noichigo
What is this? Why does something feel off?
[14:23] Chizuko
All right. Here we go.
[14:26] Chrome
Now for the main act.
[14:28] Mashirou
Behind you, Berry!
[14:35] Noichigo
It can't be...
[14:37] Noichigo
I was being lured in?!
[14:39] Noichigo
All of those attacks until
now were diversions?!
[14:44] Noichigo
Looks like you've had an upgrade.
[14:46] Noichigo
You've only ever known how
to fight using brute force.
[14:48] Noichigo
Where did you learn to be so cowardly?
[14:51] Chizuko
This hurts my chest so much.
[15:00] Chrome
Cowardly and proud of it!
[15:01] Chrome
Now, let me watch you—
[15:03] Chrome
So salty!
[15:04] Mashirou
You botched your line, idiot!
[15:06] Mashirou
Don't get swept up in their
distractions, Berry.
[15:08] Mashirou
Go after the Kuma Kaiji—
[15:09] Noichigo
I know!
[15:10] Mashirou
W-Wait...
[15:12] Mashirou
She's smiling?
[15:23] Noichigo
This is it!
[15:25] Noichigo
This is what I wanted!
[15:30] Noichigo
Berry Blossom...
[15:33] Noichigo
This is her best moment.
[15:37] Noichigo
She's so...
[15:41] Mashirou
How could you be so excited?!
[15:43] Chrome
That's it.
[15:44] Chrome
That's what I like to see.
[15:46] Chrome
This adrenaline-pumping,
nail-biting, evenly-matched fight.
[15:49] Chrome
Isn't that right, Date Chizu...
[15:52] Chrome
ko...
[15:59] Chrome
She's sobbing uncontrollably.
[16:04] Chrome
I won't get any instructions
out of her in that state.
[16:08] Chrome
Say, Kuma Kaijins...
SIGN Shhhh...
[16:13] Chrome
The silent treatment?
[16:14] Chrome
Please don't give me the silent treatment.
[16:19] Noichigo
Fossa Magna, prepare yourself!
[16:23] Chrome
It looks like brute force
is my only option now!
[16:31] Chrome
Go forth!
[16:32] Noichigo
I see you mean business!
[16:33] Noichigo
I'll respond in kind!
[16:37] Noichigo
My ultimate attack!
[16:39] Noichigo
Thunderbolt...
[16:45] Noichigo
Bloom!
[16:50] Chizuko
Isn't this that...
[17:00] Mashirou
They're burning!
[17:03] Chizuko
This is the Thunderbolt Bloom!
[17:06] Chizuko
It's so... Oh my God...
[17:07] Chizuko
Thank you so... much...
[17:19] Mashirou
Dude! That was dangerous! Holy crap!
[17:23] Noichigo
Sorry, Mashirou. I got carried away.
[17:27] Mashirou
What if that had landed?!
[17:29] Mashirou
This is all...
[17:33] Mashirou
He got away!
[17:36] Noichigo
Don't worry, Mashirou.
[17:38] Noichigo
Every time he comes back,
he's gonna have to deal with me!
[17:42] Mashirou
Why are you enjoying this so much?!
[17:59] Chrome
You're awake.
[18:00] Chrome
Today's was a rather spectacular battle.
[18:04] Chizuko
How do still you have so much strength?
[18:08] Chrome
You haven't built up resistance
yet. Take it easy.
[18:12] Chrome
Say, Date Chizuko, you care not for
defeating Berry Blossom, do you?
[18:20] Chizuko
W-Well...
[18:21] Chrome
I have no intention of protesting.
[18:24] Chrome
You chose this path for the
sake of your own desires.
[18:29] Chrome
I appreciate that.
[18:32] Chrome
You work not for others.
You work not for the organization.
[18:36] Chrome
You work for your own benefit.
[18:39] Chrome
That makes you perfect
for an evil organization.
[18:43] Chrome
Please carry on.
[18:46] Chizuko
The heck?
[18:52] Chrome
You'll be taking damage
for the next few days.
[18:59] Anchor
On to the next story.
SIGN Evil Organization
Withdrawing its withdrawal
[19:01] Anchor
The evil organization has announced
that it is withdrawing its withdrawal.
[19:05] Chizuko
And so I, Date Chizuko,
began my life as an evil general.
[19:13] Girl B
I heard the leader's withdrawal was a lie.
[19:15] Girl C
Those crooks!
[19:16] Girl C
That might be the first time I've seen that
organization do anything actually bad.
[19:22] Chrome
Welcome.
[19:29] Chrome
We have a new karaage sandwich.
[19:32] Chrome
Would you be interested?
[21:08] Kuma Kaijin
Bear...
[21:09] Kuma Kaijin
Bear?
[21:12] Kuma Kaijin
Bear...
[21:13] Grandpa
Oh?
[21:15] Grandpa
What's wrong?
[21:16] Grandpa
Have you gotten lost?
[21:19] Grandpa
What's that? You're lonely
being by yourself?
[21:22] Grandpa
Chrome-san's at work, Chizuko's at school...
[21:25] Grandpa
And the others are still stunned?
[21:29] Grandpa
Oh, I know.
[21:30] Grandpa
I'm on my way to the go club.
[21:32] Grandpa
Wanna join me, bear guy?
[21:37] Kuma Kaijin
Bear!
[21:40] Grandpa
All right, let's go!
SIGN Go Club Toughness
[21:50] Kuma Kaijin
Bear...
[21:51] Grandpa
What's the matter?
[21:53] Grandpa
Come on!
[21:54] Grandpa
Come on!
[21:55] Grandpa
What's gotten into you?
[21:58] Grandpa
Come on, I say!
[22:01] Woman
My!
[22:03] Woman
Hello there, Date-san.
[22:05] Kuma Kaijin
Bear?
[22:06] Glasses
I look forward to playing you again today.
[22:08] Woman
How cute!
[22:09] Woman
A beginner, huh?
[22:11] Woman
You're more than welcome to join!
[22:12] Grandpa
See? Everyone's really nice here.
[22:15] Kuma Kaijin
Bear.
[22:25] Grandpa
You have nothing to fear.
[22:27] Kuma Kaijin
Bear, bear, bear!
[22:29] Glasses
Well, let's begin.
[22:33] Radio
Start the music!
[22:39] Grandpa
This go club's motto is to
maintain both go and muscle!
[22:47] Grandpa
Building strength and concentration
is what this go club is all about!
[22:58] Radio
You did it!
[23:00] Radio
Go!
[23:02] Grandpa
That was a good workout.
[23:03] Grandpa
Well?
[23:04] Grandpa
Feel the power of go?
[23:18] Chrome
You there, Kuma Kaijin.
[23:20] Chrome
Is there a problem?
[23:21] Chrome
You're completely stiff.
[23:22] Kuma Kaijin
Bear, bear..
[23:24] Chrome
Go power?
[23:25] Chrome
Overflowing?
[23:27] Chrome
What the hell are you talking about?!
SIGN #5 "Ominous Unknowns"
[23:35] Text; Chizuko
Episode 5: "Ominous Unknowns."