E1 - This Nobody Will Become a Hero

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[00:17] Sign
    Household Use Bug Spray
    BUG KILLER
[00:32] Kaito
    Deadly Bug Spray Breath!
[00:36] Kaito
    Got 'em.
[00:40] Kaito/Id
    I've already spent two years in the dungeon.
[00:42] Kaito/Id
    Farming nothing but slimes on the first floor...
    I've killed 999 of them.
[00:49] Kaito/Id
    Among explorers, I'm the lowest of the low.
[00:53] Kaito
    All right!
[00:55] Kaito
    One more and I'll hit a thousand!
[00:56] Kiaot
    That'll be a good way to end the day.
[01:17] Kaito/Id
    A gold slime.
[01:19] Kaito/Id
    The perfect opponent for my thousandth kill!
[01:37] Kaito
    You're not getting away!
[01:49] Kaito
    Gold slime or not,
    there's no escaping my Stronger Jet.
[01:57] Kaito
    Huh? I didn't level up?
[01:59] Sign Top Left
    Kaito Takagi
[02:00] Sign Bottom
    Bug Spray
[02:00] Kaito
    Was it not worth much experience,
    even though it's rare?
[02:06] Kaito
    These things are expensive, too...
[02:08] Kaito
    I know! Its magic core.
[02:10] Kaito
    Maybe rare mob cores sells for a lot.
[02:21] Kaito
    What's this?
[03:57] Kaito
    Isn't this a servant card?
SIGN    This Nobody Will Become a Hero
[04:01] Kaito
    For real?
[04:07] Kaito
    Calm down, Kaito Takagi.
[04:10] Kaito
    Check its stats first.
[04:12] Sign
    Class: Valkyrie
[04:12] Sign
    Name: Sylphy
[04:12] Sign
    Divine Lightning Strike, Iron Wall Maiden
[04:12] Sign
    Divine Spear Rajunate, Divine Armor Regines
[04:14] Kaito
    Class: Valkyrie. Name: Sylphy.
[04:18] Kaito
    I knew it! This is a servant card!
[04:26] Kaito
    Nobody's watching, right?
    I don't see any security cameras either.
[04:30] Kaito
    I'm safe.
[04:32] Kaito
    Now that it's mine, I won't
    let anyone take it from me.
[04:36] Kaito
    Come to think of it, I wonder
    what kind of servant Sylphy is.
[04:42] Sign
    Servant Sylphy
[04:42] Sign
    There is no data matching your search terms
[04:42] Kaito
    There's nothing on her
    in the official database.
[04:46] Kaito
    Her class is Valkyrie, huh?
[04:49] Sign
    Class: Valkyrie
[04:49] Sign
    Name: Sylphy
[04:49] Sign
    Divine Lightning Strike, Iron Wall Maiden
[04:49] Sign
    Divine Spear Rajunate, Divine Armor Regines
[04:50] Kaito
    Aren't valkyries demigods
    from mythology or something?
[04:56] Kaito
    A demigod, huh?
[04:59] Kaito
    Does that mean this is a rare card?
[05:05] Kaito/Id
    I'll have to look into this card more.
[05:10] Kaito
    Oh, hello.
[05:15] Kaito
    They're so cool. I wish I had
    armor and weapons like that.
[05:20] Kaito
    Oh, right. If this card sells for a lot...
[05:24] Hitsugaya
    That'll be 1,500 yen.
[05:25] Kaito
    What?
[05:26] Hitsugaya
    That's three slime cores at 500 yen,
    for a total of 1,500 yen.
[05:32] Hitsugaya
    Shall I deposit it in the usual
    designated account, Takagi-sama?
[05:38] Kaito
    O-Oh, yeah.
[05:40] Hitsugaya
    Thank you.
[05:44] Kaito
    Um, Hitsugaya-san...
[05:46] Hitsugaya
    Yes?
[05:47] Kaito
    There's something I'd like to ask you.
[05:49] Hitsugaya
    What is it?
[05:51] Kaito
    Let's say, um... I were to acquire
    a rare servant card...
[05:57] Kaito
    Like, one that summons an angel.
[06:00] Kaito
    How much would that fetch?
[06:02] Hitsugaya
    Well, this is only a rumor,
[06:06] Hitsugaya
    but I've heard rare god-type cards
    sell for a billion yen overseas.
[06:14] Kaito
    A billion, huh?
[06:18] Kaito
    A billion, huh?
[06:23] Kaito
    A billion, huh?
[06:33] Kaito
    A billion, huh?
[06:37] Kaito
    A billion, huh?
[06:44] Kaito
    A billion, huh?
[06:46] Child A
    Roar!
[06:48] Child B
    There you are, pumpkin monster!
[06:50] Kaito
    A billion, huh?
[07:05] Sign
    Dungeon & Resort
[07:05] Sign
    Thank you for 4 years!
[07:08] Girl
    When I grow up, I'm gonna explore dungeons!
[07:11] Kaito
    A billion, huh?
[07:12] Dad
    Is that so?
[07:13] Hayato
    What's this about a billion?
[07:13] Mom
    I can't wait to see it.
[07:14] Kaito
    The servant card...
[07:17] Kaito
    Shinji! Hayato! What are you doing here?
[07:20] Shinji
    Heya. We've got explorer passes too, you know.
[07:23] Hayato
    So we can enter the attraction
    area for free anytime.
[07:27] Kaito
    Those passes aren't
    for hanging out at the park.
[07:32] Shinji
    Kaito, you're still only level 3?
[07:34] Kaito
    All I do is kill slimes.
[07:37] Kaito
    Why don't you guys go back into the dungeon?
[07:39] Shinji
    Yeah, no thanks.
[07:40] Kaito
    What? Why not?
[07:42] Hayato
    Remember how we went straight to floor 2
[07:44] Hayato
    when we first entered the dungeon?
[07:47] Shinji
    We thought that goblin would be
    a piece of cake, but...
[07:56] Hayato
    That was a terrible experience.
[07:58] Hayato
    We recovered right away thanks to potions,
    but that was enough for me.
[08:02] Shinji
    Seriously. Besides, hanging out
    at the park is more fun.
[08:07] Hayato
    It's been two years, right?
[08:09] Hayato
    I'm amazed you haven't gotten
    sick of just killing slimes.
[08:14] Shinji
    Why are you so obsessed with slimes?
[08:17] Kaito
    It's not that I'm obsessed
    with slimes specifically.
[08:20] Kaito
    I have my reasons, I guess.
[08:49] Mc
    How long has it been since
    dungeons appeared around the world?
[08:54] Contestant A
    Thirteen years!
[08:55] Mc
    Correct! Next question.
[08:57] Kaito Dad
    Were you working again today?
[08:58] Mc
    How long has it been since legislation
    to open the dungeons to the general—
[08:59] Kaito
    Yeah.
[09:01] Kaito Mom
    That's fine, but what about your studies?
[09:01] Contestant A
    Four years!
[09:02] Mc
    How old do you have to be to become
    a licensed dungeon explorer and—
[09:04] Kaito
    I'm totally fine.
[09:07] Contestant B
    At least fifteen!
[09:08] Mc
    Correct!
[09:12] Kaito/Id
    Maybe I'd get stronger if I summoned her.
[09:16] Kaito/Id
    Then I could explore deeper levels.
[09:19] Kaito/Id
    But if I had a billion yen, I could buy all
    the new equipment and weapons I want.
[09:25] Kaito/Id
    I could buy tons of games, too.
[09:28] Kaito/Id
    And a mansion with a pool...
[09:38] Kaito
    I nearly died.
[09:44] Kaito
    I didn't get much sleep because
    I was thinking about what I should do.
[09:51] Haruka
    I'm off, Dad.
[09:57] Kaito
    Good morning, Katsuragi-san.
[09:59] Haruka
    Good morning, Takagi-kun.
[10:09] Haruka
    It's starting to get cool
    in the mornings and evenings.
[10:12] Kaito
    Well, September is nearly over.
[10:26] Haruka
    I saw you coming home last night.
    Where did you go?
[10:30] Kaito
    What? Oh, uh, I was exploring the...
[10:33] Haruka
    Exploring?
[10:33] Kaito
    Uh, e-exploring...
[10:36] Kaito
    I was exploring the town with the boys.
[10:40] Kaito
    I mean Ohyama and Mizutani.
[10:43] Haruka
    Is that right?
[10:45] Kaito
    Uh-huh.
[10:47] Hayato
    Hey, you two!
[10:49] Shinji
    Good morning, Kaito and Katsuragi-san!
[10:52] Haruka
    Good morning, Ohyama-kun and Mizutani-kun.
[11:00] Kaito
    Please don't tell Katsuragi-san
    I went to the dungeon yesterday.
[11:07] Shinji
    What? Sure...
[11:09] Haruka
    So, where did you guys go together?
[11:11] Shinji
    The arcade.
[11:11] Kaito
    Karaoke.
[11:11] Hayato
    The bowling alley.
[11:12] Haruka
    What?
[11:13] Kaito
    Did we go to the movies?
[11:14] Shinji
    We went fishing.
[11:16] Hayato
    No, we played pool.
[11:17] Kaito
    What? We played pool?
[11:19] Hayato
    Pool! Pool!
[11:19] Shinji
    No, didn't we hit the batting cage?
[11:22] Haruka
    Takagi-kun, you went to the
    dungeon again, didn't you?
[11:25] Kaito
    O-Oh, please. Obviously not.
[11:35] Haruka
    Fine, as long as that's not where you were.
[11:39] Hayato
    Let's go. We'll be late.
[11:51] Shinji
    A rare servant card?
[11:53] Kaito
    If, hypothetically, you bagged one,
     what would you do?
[11:58] Hayato
    I'd sell it right away!
[11:59] Hayato
    Aren't rare cards worth
    hundreds of millions of yen?
[12:02] Hayato
    I'd be rich!
[12:04] Shinji
    You're right. Servants can only
    be summoned inside the dungeon,
[12:08] Shinji
    so selling it's the best choice.
[12:10] Kaito
    Yeah, I guess selling it makes sense.
[12:14] Hayato
    I wouldn't worry about it
    until you get a rare card.
[12:17] Shinji
    You probably have a better chance
    of winning the lottery.
[12:24] Mobu
    They say humanity was born
    roughly five million years ago.
[12:29] Mobu
    A million years ago, our ancestors
    left the African continent
[12:30] Kaito/Id
    They're right. If I summon the servant,
    I won't be able to sell it anymore.
[12:34] Mobu
    and spread throughout the world.
[12:36] Kaito/Id
    There's no telling if it'll
    be useful or not, either.
[12:41] Kaito/Id
    But...
[12:47] Kaito/Id
    I...
[13:11] Kaito
    Okay.
[13:15] Kaito/Id
    This is worth one billion.
[13:18] Kaito/Id
    But I'm going to become...
[13:25] Kaito/Id
    This is for Katsuragi-san, too.
[13:29] Kaito
    Valkyrie Sylphy.
[13:39] Kaito
    I summon you!
[14:11] Kaito
    What? Wait—
[14:21] Kaito
    Huh? What?
[14:32] Kaito
    What?
[14:34] Kaito
    Uh, who are you?
[14:41] Sylphy
    Master, I am Sylphy.
[14:44] Sylphy
    I have appeared in response to your summons.
[14:55] Kaito
    Goodbye, one billion yen.
[14:58] Kaito
    My gear, my weapons, my games, my pool...
[15:02] Kaito
    Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye.
[15:08] Sylphy
    Master, is something wrong?
[15:11] Kaito
    No, it's nothing. Come on.
[15:15] Kaito
    Let's go hunt slimes together, kiddo.
[15:18] Sylphy
    Yes.
[15:22] Sylphy
    Oh, Master.
[15:25] Kaito
    What?
[15:26] Sylphy
    I sense a slime nearby.
[15:31] Kaito
    You can sense them?
[15:32] Sylphy
    This way!
[15:38] Kaito
    Hey, there really is one. All right.
[15:43] Kaito
    Um, Sylphy, can you defeat that slime?
[15:48] Sylphy
    Yes, of course!
[15:59] Sylphy
    Divine Lightning Strike!
[16:10] Sylphy
    It is done!
[16:11] Sylphy
    Master?
[16:13] Kaito
    What? Oh...
[16:16] Kaito
    She has 170 battle points.
[16:20] Kaito
    Seventeen times more than me.
[16:22] Kaito
    That's pretty strong.
[16:24] Kaito
    I guess half a god is still godly.
[16:27] Sylphy
    Um, Master...
[16:30] Kaito
    What is it, Sylphy-sama?
[16:32] Sylphy
    Um... I'm hungry.
[16:39] Kaito
    Huh?
[16:40] Sylphy
    I'm so hungry, I'm going to collapse.
[16:47] Kaito
    The magic core? You want to eat that?
[16:52] Kaito
    That's right. I think I've heard
    that servants consume cores.
[17:04] Sylphy
    Thank you. I feel better now.
[17:12] Sylphy
    I sense more slimes over there.
[17:15] Sylphy
    Let's go, Master.
[17:16] Kaito
    Hey, wait.
[17:18] Sylphy
    Yes?
[17:19] Kaito
    You can sense where slimes...
    where monsters are, right?
[17:24] Sylphy
    Yes.
[17:25] Kaito
    When you use your abilities
     to defeat monsters,
[17:28] Kaito
    it makes you hungry and you have
    to eat magic cores, right?
[17:32] Sylphy
    Yes.
[17:34] Kaito/Id
    I can use her to find
    and defeat lots of slimes,
[17:37] Kaito/Id
    but she'll also consume their cores,
    so it's a zero net gain.
[17:42] Kaito/Id
    Any bug spray I use would put me in the red.
[17:48] Kaito/Id
    I'm glad that she's strong, but...
[17:51] Kaito
    Oh, right.
[17:53] Kaito
    Sylphy, where are the slimes?
[17:56] Sylphy
    You can count on me, Master!
[18:03] Sylphy
    Over there!
[18:07] Sylphy
    This way next!
[18:12] Kaito
    That's it. Sylphy can sense the slimes,
    and I'll defeat them.
[18:24] Kaito
    I leveled up!
[18:26] Sign Top Left
    Kaito Takagi
[18:26] Kaito
    All right! I'm level 4 now.
[18:26] Sign Bottom
    Bug Spray
[18:28] Kaito
    My battle points increased by two.
[18:30] Sylphy
    Congratulations, Master.
[18:36] Sign
    Slime Slayer
[18:36] Kaito
    Slime Slayer?
[18:39] Sign
    Slime Slayer
[18:39] Sign
    Granted to those who have mastered battling slimes.
[18:39] Sign
    Effect:
    Increases all stats by 50% when fighting slimes.
[18:40] Kaito
    "Granted to those who
    have mastered battling slimes."
[18:44] Kaito
    "Effect: Increases all stats by 50%
    when fighting slimes."
[18:50] Kaito
    That's underwhelming.
[18:51] Kaito
    Pretty underwhelming.
    Incredibly underwhelming.
[18:56] Kaito
    What good is stat boost
     only when you're fighting slimes?
[19:06] Sylphy
    Master, just having a skill
    is amazing. I'm impressed.
[19:12] Kaito
    Sylphy...
[19:16] Sylphy
    Master?
[19:19] Kaito
    It's nothing.
[19:21] Kaito
    Well, I think that's enough for today.
[19:24] Sylphy
    What?
[19:27] Sylphy
    Um, will you summon me again soon?
[19:31] Kaito
    Yeah, of course.
[19:34] Sylphy
    That's a promise, right? You promise?
[19:37] Kaito
    Sure, I promise.
[19:40] Sylphy
    I'm so glad!
[19:41] Kaito
    N-Now, uh...
[19:45] Kaito
    Sylphy, go back inside your card.
[19:54] Hitsugaya
    You collected all these
    magic cores in one day?
[19:57] Kaito
    Y-Yes.
[19:59] Kaito
    I was lucky enough to run
    into a bunch of slimes.
[20:02] Kaito
    Yup. Really lucky.
[20:06] Hitsugaya
    I see.
[20:08] Hitsugaya
    That's impressive. You've set a new
    record for slimes slain in one day.
[20:13] Kaito
    Thank you.
[20:15] Hitsugaya
    The payout is 15,000 yen.
[20:29] Kaito/Id
    Sylphy the valkyrie...
[20:32] Kaito/Id
    She was so powerful.
[20:35] Kaito/Id
    Together, we could probably go
    down to the second floor.
[20:39] Kaito/Id
    But I'm scared to face a goblin.
[20:43] Reporter
    We're coming to you today
    from the 37th dungeon!
[20:48] (Flashback) Haruka
    Dad!
[20:49] Reporter
    Captain Katsuragi, how is
    the dungeon exploration going?
[20:49] Sign
    Interview with Hero Captain Katsuragi!
[20:49] Sign
    On Mysteries of the Dungeon
[20:49] Sign
    Special Report!
[20:49] Sign
    Captain Katsuragi delves even deeper into 37th dungeon!
[20:53] Captain Katsuragi
    Today I plan to go even deeper.
[20:57] Sign
    Interview with Hero Captain Katsuragi!
[20:57] Sign
    On Mysteries of the Dungeon
[20:57] Sign
    Special Report!
[20:57] Sign
    Captain Katsuragi delves even deeper into 37th dungeon!
[20:57] Captain Katsuragi
    Someday I'll reveal the mysteries
    and true identity of the dungeon.
[21:02] Reporter
    We're looking forward to it!
[21:04] Reporter
    This has been an interview with Captain
    Katsuragi, our hero of the 37th dungeon
[21:08] Reporter
    who takes on the mysterious dungeon
    with incalculable courage and wisdom!
[21:21] Kaito
    Okay. Let's go.
[21:33] Kaito
    Ready, Sylphy?
[21:34] Sylphy
    Yes!
[21:35] Sylphy
    It's our first time on the second floor.
[21:37] Sylphy
    Let's do our best, Master.
[21:39] Kaito
    I'll be counting on you.
[21:41] Sylphy
    Thank you.
[21:43] Kaito
    Okay. Let's head to the second floor.
[21:45] Sylphy
    Yes!
[21:47] Kaito/Id
    I'm going to go deeper.
[21:54] Kaito/Id
    Someday I'll reveal
    the mysteries of the dungeon.
[21:58] Kaito/Id
    I'm going to become a hero
    like Captain Katsuragi.
[22:03] Kaito/Id
    And then...
[23:35] Sign
    Next Time