# E1 - This Nobody Will Become a Hero
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GZ7UVG828/this-nobody-will-become-a-hero)
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**[00:17] Sign**
Household Use Bug Spray
BUG KILLER
**[00:32] Kaito**
Deadly Bug Spray Breath!
**[00:36] Kaito**
Got 'em.
**[00:40] Kaito/Id**
*I've already spent two years in the dungeon.*
**[00:42] Kaito/Id**
* Farming nothing but slimes on the first floor...*
* I've killed 999 of them.*
**[00:49] Kaito/Id**
*Among explorers, I'm the lowest of the low.*
**[00:53] Kaito**
All right!
**[00:55] Kaito**
One more and I'll hit a thousand!
**[00:56] Kiaot**
That'll be a good way to end the day.
**[01:17] Kaito/Id**
*A gold slime.*
**[01:19] Kaito/Id**
*The perfect opponent for my thousandth kill!*
**[01:37] Kaito**
You're not getting away!
**[01:49] Kaito**
Gold slime or not,
there's no escaping my Stronger Jet.
**[01:57] Kaito**
Huh? I didn't level up?
**[01:59] Sign Top Left**
Kaito Takagi
**[02:00] Sign Bottom**
Bug Spray
**[02:00] Kaito**
Was it not worth much experience,
even though it's rare?
**[02:06] Kaito**
These things are expensive, too...
**[02:08] Kaito**
I know! Its magic core.
**[02:10] Kaito**
Maybe rare mob cores sells for a lot.
**[02:21] Kaito**
What's this?
**[03:57] Kaito**
Isn't this a servant card?
***SIGN*** This Nobody Will Become a Hero
**[04:01] Kaito**
For real?
**[04:07] Kaito**
Calm down, Kaito Takagi.
**[04:10] Kaito**
Check its stats first.
**[04:12] Sign**
Class: Valkyrie
**[04:12] Sign**
Name: Sylphy
**[04:12] Sign**
Divine Lightning Strike, Iron Wall Maiden
**[04:12] Sign**
Divine Spear Rajunate, Divine Armor Regines
**[04:14] Kaito**
Class: Valkyrie. Name: Sylphy.
**[04:18] Kaito**
I knew it! This *is* a servant card!
**[04:26] Kaito**
Nobody's watching, right?
I don't see any security cameras either.
**[04:30] Kaito**
I'm safe.
**[04:32] Kaito**
Now that it's mine, I won't
let anyone take it from me.
**[04:36] Kaito**
Come to think of it, I wonder
what kind of servant Sylphy is.
**[04:42] Sign**
Servant Sylphy
**[04:42] Sign**
There is no data matching your search terms
**[04:42] Kaito**
There's nothing on her
in the official database.
**[04:46] Kaito**
Her class is Valkyrie, huh?
**[04:49] Sign**
Class: Valkyrie
**[04:49] Sign**
Name: Sylphy
**[04:49] Sign**
Divine Lightning Strike, Iron Wall Maiden
**[04:49] Sign**
Divine Spear Rajunate, Divine Armor Regines
**[04:50] Kaito**
Aren't valkyries demigods
from mythology or something?
**[04:56] Kaito**
A demigod, huh?
**[04:59] Kaito**
Does that mean this is a rare card?
**[05:05] Kaito/Id**
*I'll have to look into this card more.*
**[05:10] Kaito**
Oh, hello.
**[05:15] Kaito**
They're so cool. I wish I had
armor and weapons like that.
**[05:20] Kaito**
Oh, right. If this card sells for a lot...
**[05:24] Hitsugaya**
That'll be 1,500 yen.
**[05:25] Kaito**
What?
**[05:26] Hitsugaya**
That's three slime cores at 500 yen,
for a total of 1,500 yen.
**[05:32] Hitsugaya**
Shall I deposit it in the usual
designated account, Takagi-sama?
**[05:38] Kaito**
O-Oh, yeah.
**[05:40] Hitsugaya**
Thank you.
**[05:44] Kaito**
Um, Hitsugaya-san...
**[05:46] Hitsugaya**
Yes?
**[05:47] Kaito**
There's something I'd like to ask you.
**[05:49] Hitsugaya**
What is it?
**[05:51] Kaito**
Let's say, um... I were to acquire
a rare servant card...
**[05:57] Kaito**
Like, one that summons an angel.
**[06:00] Kaito**
How much would that fetch?
**[06:02] Hitsugaya**
Well, this is only a rumor,
**[06:06] Hitsugaya**
but I've heard rare god-type cards
sell for a billion yen overseas.
**[06:14] Kaito**
A billion, huh?
**[06:18] Kaito**
A billion, huh?
**[06:23] Kaito**
A billion, huh?
**[06:33] Kaito**
A billion, huh?
**[06:37] Kaito**
A billion, huh?
**[06:44] Kaito**
A billion, huh?
**[06:46] Child A**
Roar!
**[06:48] Child B**
There you are, pumpkin monster!
**[06:50] Kaito**
A billion, huh?
**[07:05] Sign**
Dungeon & Resort
**[07:05] Sign**
Thank you for 4 years!
**[07:08] Girl**
When I grow up, I'm gonna explore dungeons!
**[07:11] Kaito**
A billion, huh?
**[07:12] Dad**
Is that so?
**[07:13] Hayato**
What's this about a billion?
**[07:13] Mom**
I can't wait to see it.
**[07:14] Kaito**
The servant card...
**[07:17] Kaito**
Shinji! Hayato! What are you doing here?
**[07:20] Shinji**
Heya. We've got explorer passes too, you know.
**[07:23] Hayato**
So we can enter the attraction
area for free anytime.
**[07:27] Kaito**
Those passes aren't
for hanging out at the park.
**[07:32] Shinji**
Kaito, you're still only level 3?
**[07:34] Kaito**
All I do is kill slimes.
**[07:37] Kaito**
Why don't you guys go back into the dungeon?
**[07:39] Shinji**
Yeah, no thanks.
**[07:40] Kaito**
What? Why not?
**[07:42] Hayato**
Remember how we went straight to floor 2
**[07:44] Hayato**
when we first entered the dungeon?
**[07:47] Shinji**
We thought that goblin would be
a piece of cake, but...
**[07:56] Hayato**
That was a terrible experience.
**[07:58] Hayato**
We recovered right away thanks to potions,
but that was enough for me.
**[08:02] Shinji**
Seriously. Besides, hanging out
at the park is more fun.
**[08:07] Hayato**
It's been two years, right?
**[08:09] Hayato**
I'm amazed you haven't gotten
sick of just killing slimes.
**[08:14] Shinji**
Why are you so obsessed with slimes?
**[08:17] Kaito**
It's not that I'm obsessed
with slimes specifically.
**[08:20] Kaito**
I have my reasons, I guess.
**[08:49] Mc**
* How long has it been since*
* dungeons appeared around the world?*
**[08:54] Contestant A**
*Thirteen years!*
**[08:55] Mc**
*Correct! Next question.*
**[08:57] Kaito Dad**
Were you working again today?
**[08:58] Mc**
* How long has it been since legislation*
* to open the dungeons to the general—*
**[08:59] Kaito**
Yeah.
**[09:01] Kaito Mom**
That's fine, but what about your studies?
**[09:01] Contestant A**
*Four years!*
**[09:02] Mc**
* How old do you have to be to become*
* a licensed dungeon explorer and—*
**[09:04] Kaito**
I'm totally fine.
**[09:07] Contestant B**
*At least fifteen!*
**[09:08] Mc**
*Correct!*
**[09:12] Kaito/Id**
*Maybe I'd get stronger if I summoned her.*
**[09:16] Kaito/Id**
*Then I could explore deeper levels.*
**[09:19] Kaito/Id**
* But if I had a billion yen, I could buy all*
* the new equipment and weapons I want.*
**[09:25] Kaito/Id**
*I could buy tons of games, too.*
**[09:28] Kaito/Id**
*And a mansion with a pool...*
**[09:38] Kaito**
I nearly died.
**[09:44] Kaito**
I didn't get much sleep because
I was thinking about what I should do.
**[09:51] Haruka**
I'm off, Dad.
**[09:57] Kaito**
Good morning, Katsuragi-san.
**[09:59] Haruka**
Good morning, Takagi-kun.
**[10:09] Haruka**
It's starting to get cool
in the mornings and evenings.
**[10:12] Kaito**
Well, September is nearly over.
**[10:26] Haruka**
I saw you coming home last night.
Where did you go?
**[10:30] Kaito**
What? Oh, uh, I was exploring the...
**[10:33] Haruka**
Exploring?
**[10:33] Kaito**
Uh, e-exploring...
**[10:36] Kaito**
I was exploring the town with the boys.
**[10:40] Kaito**
I mean Ohyama and Mizutani.
**[10:43] Haruka**
Is that right?
**[10:45] Kaito**
Uh-huh.
**[10:47] Hayato**
Hey, you two!
**[10:49] Shinji**
Good morning, Kaito and Katsuragi-san!
**[10:52] Haruka**
Good morning, Ohyama-kun and Mizutani-kun.
**[11:00] Kaito**
Please don't tell Katsuragi-san
I went to the dungeon yesterday.
**[11:07] Shinji**
What? Sure...
**[11:09] Haruka**
So, where did you guys go together?
**[11:11] Shinji**
The arcade.
**[11:11] Kaito**
Karaoke.
**[11:11] Hayato**
The bowling alley.
**[11:12] Haruka**
What?
**[11:13] Kaito**
Did we go to the movies?
**[11:14] Shinji**
We went fishing.
**[11:16] Hayato**
No, we played pool.
**[11:17] Kaito**
What? We played pool?
**[11:19] Hayato**
Pool! Pool!
**[11:19] Shinji**
No, didn't we hit the batting cage?
**[11:22] Haruka**
Takagi-kun, you went to the
dungeon again, didn't you?
**[11:25] Kaito**
O-Oh, please. Obviously not.
**[11:35] Haruka**
Fine, as long as that's not where you were.
**[11:39] Hayato**
Let's go. We'll be late.
**[11:51] Shinji**
A rare servant card?
**[11:53] Kaito**
If, hypothetically, you bagged one,
what would you do?
**[11:58] Hayato**
I'd sell it right away!
**[11:59] Hayato**
Aren't rare cards worth
hundreds of millions of yen?
**[12:02] Hayato**
I'd be rich!
**[12:04] Shinji**
You're right. Servants can only
be summoned inside the dungeon,
**[12:08] Shinji**
so selling it's the best choice.
**[12:10] Kaito**
Yeah, I guess selling it makes sense.
**[12:14] Hayato**
I wouldn't worry about it
until you get a rare card.
**[12:17] Shinji**
You probably have a better chance
of winning the lottery.
**[12:24] Mobu**
They say humanity was born
roughly five million years ago.
**[12:29] Mobu**
A million years ago, our ancestors
left the African continent
**[12:30] Kaito/Id**
* They're right. If I summon the servant,*
* I won't be able to sell it anymore.*
**[12:34] Mobu**
and spread throughout the world.
**[12:36] Kaito/Id**
* There's no telling if it'll*
* be useful or not, either.*
**[12:41] Kaito/Id**
*But...*
**[12:47] Kaito/Id**
*I...*
**[13:11] Kaito**
Okay.
**[13:15] Kaito/Id**
*This is worth one billion.*
**[13:18] Kaito/Id**
*But I'm going to become...*
**[13:25] Kaito/Id**
*This is for Katsuragi-san, too.*
**[13:29] Kaito**
Valkyrie Sylphy.
**[13:39] Kaito**
I summon you!
**[14:11] Kaito**
What? Wait—
**[14:21] Kaito**
Huh? What?
**[14:32] Kaito**
What?
**[14:34] Kaito**
Uh, who are you?
**[14:41] Sylphy**
Master, I am Sylphy.
**[14:44] Sylphy**
I have appeared in response to your summons.
**[14:55] Kaito**
Goodbye, one billion yen.
**[14:58] Kaito**
My gear, my weapons, my games, my pool...
**[15:02] Kaito**
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye.
**[15:08] Sylphy**
Master, is something wrong?
**[15:11] Kaito**
No, it's nothing. Come on.
**[15:15] Kaito**
Let's go hunt slimes together, kiddo.
**[15:18] Sylphy**
Yes.
**[15:22] Sylphy**
Oh, Master.
**[15:25] Kaito**
What?
**[15:26] Sylphy**
I sense a slime nearby.
**[15:31] Kaito**
You can sense them?
**[15:32] Sylphy**
This way!
**[15:38] Kaito**
Hey, there really is one. All right.
**[15:43] Kaito**
Um, Sylphy, can you defeat that slime?
**[15:48] Sylphy**
Yes, of course!
**[15:59] Sylphy**
Divine Lightning Strike!
**[16:10] Sylphy**
It is done!
**[16:11] Sylphy**
Master?
**[16:13] Kaito**
What? Oh...
**[16:16] Kaito**
She has 170 battle points.
**[16:20] Kaito**
Seventeen times more than me.
**[16:22] Kaito**
That's pretty strong.
**[16:24] Kaito**
I guess half a god is still godly.
**[16:27] Sylphy**
Um, Master...
**[16:30] Kaito**
What is it, Sylphy-sama?
**[16:32] Sylphy**
Um... I'm hungry.
**[16:39] Kaito**
Huh?
**[16:40] Sylphy**
I'm so hungry, I'm going to collapse.
**[16:47] Kaito**
The magic core? You want to eat that?
**[16:52] Kaito**
* That's right. I think I've heard*
* that servants consume cores.*
**[17:04] Sylphy**
Thank you. I feel better now.
**[17:12] Sylphy**
I sense more slimes over there.
**[17:15] Sylphy**
Let's go, Master.
**[17:16] Kaito**
Hey, wait.
**[17:18] Sylphy**
Yes?
**[17:19] Kaito**
You can sense where slimes...
where monsters are, right?
**[17:24] Sylphy**
Yes.
**[17:25] Kaito**
When you use your abilities
to defeat monsters,
**[17:28] Kaito**
it makes you hungry and you have
to eat magic cores, right?
**[17:32] Sylphy**
Yes.
**[17:34] Kaito/Id**
* I can use her to find*
* and defeat lots of slimes,*
**[17:37] Kaito/Id**
* but she'll also consume their cores,*
* so it's a zero net gain.*
**[17:42] Kaito/Id**
*Any bug spray I use would put me in the red.*
**[17:48] Kaito/Id**
*I'm glad that she's strong, but...*
**[17:51] Kaito**
Oh, right.
**[17:53] Kaito**
Sylphy, where are the slimes?
**[17:56] Sylphy**
You can count on me, Master!
**[18:03] Sylphy**
Over there!
**[18:07] Sylphy**
This way next!
**[18:12] Kaito**
* That's it. Sylphy can sense the slimes,*
* and I'll defeat them.*
**[18:24] Kaito**
I leveled up!
**[18:26] Sign Top Left**
Kaito Takagi
**[18:26] Kaito**
All right! I'm level 4 now.
**[18:26] Sign Bottom**
Bug Spray
**[18:28] Kaito**
My battle points increased by two.
**[18:30] Sylphy**
Congratulations, Master.
**[18:36] Sign**
Slime Slayer
**[18:36] Kaito**
Slime Slayer?
**[18:39] Sign**
Slime Slayer
**[18:39] Sign**
Granted to those who have mastered battling slimes.
**[18:39] Sign**
Effect:
Increases all stats by 50% when fighting slimes.
**[18:40] Kaito**
"Granted to those who
have mastered battling slimes."
**[18:44] Kaito**
"Effect: Increases all stats by 50%
when fighting slimes."
**[18:50] Kaito**
That's underwhelming.
**[18:51] Kaito**
Pretty underwhelming.
Incredibly underwhelming.
**[18:56] Kaito**
What good is stat boost
only when you're fighting slimes?
**[19:06] Sylphy**
Master, just having a skill
is amazing. I'm impressed.
**[19:12] Kaito**
Sylphy...
**[19:16] Sylphy**
Master?
**[19:19] Kaito**
It's nothing.
**[19:21] Kaito**
Well, I think that's enough for today.
**[19:24] Sylphy**
What?
**[19:27] Sylphy**
Um, will you summon me again soon?
**[19:31] Kaito**
Yeah, of course.
**[19:34] Sylphy**
That's a promise, right? You promise?
**[19:37] Kaito**
Sure, I promise.
**[19:40] Sylphy**
I'm so glad!
**[19:41] Kaito**
N-Now, uh...
**[19:45] Kaito**
Sylphy, go back inside your card.
**[19:54] Hitsugaya**
You collected all these
magic cores in one day?
**[19:57] Kaito**
Y-Yes.
**[19:59] Kaito**
I was lucky enough to run
into a bunch of slimes.
**[20:02] Kaito**
Yup. Really lucky.
**[20:06] Hitsugaya**
I see.
**[20:08] Hitsugaya**
That's impressive. You've set a new
record for slimes slain in one day.
**[20:13] Kaito**
Thank you.
**[20:15] Hitsugaya**
The payout is 15,000 yen.
**[20:29] Kaito/Id**
*Sylphy the valkyrie...*
**[20:32] Kaito/Id**
*She was so powerful.*
**[20:35] Kaito/Id**
* Together, we could probably go*
* down to the second floor.*
**[20:39] Kaito/Id**
*But I'm scared to face a goblin.*
**[20:43] Reporter**
* We're coming to you today*
* from the 37th dungeon!*
**[20:48] (Flashback) Haruka**
Dad!
**[20:49] Reporter**
* Captain Katsuragi, how is*
* the dungeon exploration going?*
**[20:49] Sign**
Interview with Hero Captain Katsuragi!
**[20:49] Sign**
On Mysteries of the Dungeon
**[20:49] Sign**
Special Report!
**[20:49] Sign**
Captain Katsuragi delves even deeper into 37th dungeon!
**[20:53] Captain Katsuragi**
*Today I plan to go even deeper.*
**[20:57] Sign**
Interview with Hero Captain Katsuragi!
**[20:57] Sign**
On Mysteries of the Dungeon
**[20:57] Sign**
Special Report!
**[20:57] Sign**
Captain Katsuragi delves even deeper into 37th dungeon!
**[20:57] Captain Katsuragi**
* Someday I'll reveal the mysteries*
* and true identity of the dungeon.*
**[21:02] Reporter**
*We're looking forward to it!*
**[21:04] Reporter**
* This has been an interview with Captain*
* Katsuragi, our hero of the 37th dungeon*
**[21:08] Reporter**
* who takes on the mysterious dungeon*
* with incalculable courage and wisdom!*
**[21:21] Kaito**
Okay. Let's go.
**[21:33] Kaito**
Ready, Sylphy?
**[21:34] Sylphy**
Yes!
**[21:35] Sylphy**
It's our first time on the second floor.
**[21:37] Sylphy**
Let's do our best, Master.
**[21:39] Kaito**
I'll be counting on you.
**[21:41] Sylphy**
Thank you.
**[21:43] Kaito**
Okay. Let's head to the second floor.
**[21:45] Sylphy**
Yes!
**[21:47] Kaito/Id**
*I'm going to go deeper.*
**[21:54] Kaito/Id**
* Someday I'll reveal*
* the mysteries of the dungeon.*
**[21:58] Kaito/Id**
* I'm going to become a hero*
* like Captain Katsuragi.*
**[22:03] Kaito/Id**
*And then...*
**[23:35] Sign**
Next Time