E9 - So Merry Christmas
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[00:00] U
Come on, Hanadori. Get out of there already.
[00:04] U
It's time to go teach the little kids.
[00:06] U
Even you, a shy boy who's awkward around girls
and covered in dark god of destruction juice,
[00:11] U
should be able to handle some kids.
SIGN Sigh
[00:14] H
Must be nice to be the guy
who got on the student council!
[00:18] H
Life is so easy for you!
[00:21] K
After all the chaos he caused,
[00:22] ---
Hanadori-kun lost the student
council elections miserably.
SIGN S H O C K
[00:26] K
The only new electee was Tsukimiya-kun,
who became the council's auditor.
SIGN Tsukimiya Utsugi
SIGN The Truth of the Universe
[00:31] K
Hanadori-kun's jealousy was a thing to behold.
[00:36] H
I can feel it. Miguel's coming.
[00:38] H
He's about to go out of control.
[00:40] H
You guys are lucky.
[00:41] ---
You can be on the student council because
you don't have the world to protect.
[00:45] H
Come on down here, Gestöber.
[00:48] H
Ditch that jerk of a wannabe genius
and we can make our own secret base.
[00:51] H
Hey.
[00:52] M
Come on out, Kabu-dono.
[00:54] M
You're causing problems for Koyukichi-dono.
[00:56] K
Good grief... I'd love to
just leave him in there,
[01:00] K
but since we're in the same group,
I'll get in trouble if he doesn't do the work.
[01:04] Chi
It's Miguel-oniichan!
[01:06] H
You're...
[01:07] Chi
You came to see me at my preschool?
[01:10] H
Oh, you're the girl from the restaurant.
[01:12] H
Have you been well?
[01:14] Chi
Yup!
[01:15] Chi
I was hoping I'd get to see you again!
[01:19] Chi
Tell me all about hell, okay?
[01:21] Chi
And let's eat lunch together!
[01:25] H
Okay! Gather around, everyone!
[01:28] H
Come play with Miguel-oniichan!
[01:31] K
A complete 180!
[01:32] H
Come play with Miguel-oniichan!
[01:33] K
Now he's in a great mood.
[01:35] K
Well, it's better than him pouting.
SIGN A Destructive God Sits Next to Me
[03:09] K
And so our day of helping out at the
preschool got off to an... okay... start.
SIGN Delusion 9
[03:15] Kids
Let's play, Onii-chan!
[03:16] Kids
Let's play!
[03:18] K
What do I do?
[03:19] K
I don't know how to talk to kids!
[03:21] U
Hello there.
[03:23] U
My name is Utsugi.
[03:25] Kid
I'm Masato!
[03:26] U
Masato-kun, huh?
[03:28] U
That's a cool name.
[03:29] U
Okay, let's go to the playroom.
[03:31] K
I see!
[03:32] U
Follow me!
[03:32] K
First, you put yourself on their level...
[03:36] H
I refuse to lose to Tsukimiya.
[03:38] K
You're still mad about that?
[03:41] K
Give it up and face facts.
[03:43] K
You shouldn't act like that in front of kids.
[03:46] Kids
Oh, wow!
[03:48] M
Easy, right?
[03:50] Kids
Yup!
[03:50] M
Now you give it a try.
[03:53] Kids
Even Mogami-kun the social
reject is doing well...
[03:56] H
I won't lose to Mogami, either!
[03:59] K
Why, though?
[04:00] K
He didn't get on the student council, either!
[04:02] Tanaka
Hello!
[04:03] Tanaka
Goodbye!
[04:03] Kids
That's so neat!
[04:04] H
Not Tanaka, either!
[04:05] K
Who is Tanaka?!
[04:06] K
Are you just mad at everyone?
[04:08] H
So Tsukimiya headed to the playroom?
[04:10] H
Let's follow him.
[04:11] H
Heh heh heh!
[04:13] Kids
Heh heh heh...
[04:14] K
Is this okay?
[04:16] Teacher
Oh, Koyuki-kun!
[04:18] Teacher
Could you help me for a second?
SIGN Home Ec Room
[04:23] K
So I'm making the cakes?
[04:24] Teacher
We're having a surprise party for the
kids with December birthdays at lunch.
[04:29] Teacher
I was hoping you could do the decorating
and write little messages for them.
[04:33] K
Th-That's a big job...
[04:35] K
I've never done this before.
[04:37] Teacher
Don't worry, don't worry!
[04:39] Teacher
I'll help you.
[04:42] Kid
Sensei!
[04:43] Teacher
What's wrong, Takkun?
[04:44] Kid
I'm not playing with Yu-kun anymore!
[04:46] Kid
I hate him!
[04:49] Teacher
Goodness... What happened?
[04:53] K
It's hard being in preschool.
[04:55] K
Was I like that?
[04:58] K
Yeah, there's always fighting.
[04:58] H
I'm never talking to you again! I hate you!
[05:00] K
I remember "I'll never talk to you again!"
[05:02] H
Listen to this, Gestöber!
[05:03] K
It was you?!
[05:05] H
Tsukimiya's a meanie!
[05:06] K
Why are you so unstable?
[05:09] K
What happened?
[05:10] H
Tsukimiya is stealing away
all my hopes and dreams!
[05:15] (Flashback) Chi
Look! I can walk on stilts now!
[05:18] (Flashback) Chi
You're amazing, Utsugi-oniichan!
[05:20] (Flashback) Chi
I'm going to marry you!
[05:24] K
Tsukimiya-kun, you didn't need to
trample Hanadori-kun's pride like that...
[05:28] M
You're a very noisy man.
[05:30] M
How long have you even known Tsukimiya-dono?
[05:34] M
If you can reject him so readily, Kabu-dono,
[05:37] M
you'll never reach the heights that
Koyukichi-dono and I have attained.
[05:41] K
Sorry, I reject you, too.
[05:45] Teacher
Now, now...
[05:47] Teacher
Takkun, Hanadori-kun,
[05:49] Teacher
we all have things we don't
like about each other.
[05:52] Teacher
But you know what makes your friends special
better than anyone else, don't you?
[05:57] Teacher
Remember how excited you were to make
Yu-kun a surprise present for his birthday?
[06:03] Kid
I don't wanna anymore.
[06:05] Teacher
Do you remember the day you became friends?
[06:08] Teacher
The first time he talked to you.
[06:11] Teacher
The first time you went
on adventures together.
[06:13] Teacher
The first time you told someone,
"He's my friend."
[06:18] Teacher
Didn't that make you happy?
[06:20] Teacher
Didn't everything seem bright and shiny?
[06:25] H
I've known Tsukimiya since preschool.
[06:29] H
The day I first met him...
[06:36] K
You don't remember?!
[06:38] Teacher
I don't know why you were fighting,
[06:42] Teacher
but if you want to talk to him again,
[06:45] Teacher
you just need a little bit of courage.
SIGN Hijiri Preschool
SIGN Hijiri
Preschool
[06:51] (Flashback) ---
Hey.
[06:52] (Flashback) U
Are you just going to stand there
until someone talks to you?
[06:57] (Flashback) U
If you want to be friends with someone,
say the words of courage.
[07:01] (Flashback) H
"The words of courage!"
[07:02] (Flashback) U
No, I mean...
[07:07] H
My head...
[07:09] H
Tsukimiya always understood me.
[07:12] H
He was always there for young
Sturmhut before he met Gestöber.
[07:20] (Flashback) U
Are you okay, Hanadori?
SIGN Shake
[07:21] (Flashback) ---
Tsukimiya!
[07:22] (Flashback) U
Are you okay, Hanadori?
SIGN Shake
[07:25] (Flashback) U
Listen. You have a special power.
[07:28] (Flashback) H
Special power... awaken...
[07:30] (Flashback) U
I'll do whatever Tsukimiya-kun tells me to!
[07:34] K
You were brainwashed?
[07:36] H
Then, in high school...
[07:38] (Flashback) U
That guy, Koyuki Seri-kun,
was your partner in a previous life.
[07:43] K
The cause of it all!
[07:45] H
If it weren't for Tsukimiya, I'd...
[07:47] K
If it weren't for Tsukimiya-kun, I'd...
[07:50] H
I need your help, Gestöber.
[07:52] Kids
Thank you for the meal!
[07:54] Teacher
Everyone, we have a surprise cake today!
[07:59] Kids
Cake?!
[08:00] Kids
What for?!
[08:01] K
H-Happy birthday to everyone born in December!
[08:05] Kids
Yay!
[08:07] H
And... And this is for Tsukimiya!
SIGN Ta-
SIGN da!
[08:11] H
I asked Gestöber to make it for me.
[08:15] H
It's spelled wrong, though...
SIGN Tsukimiya Utsugi
[08:17] H
Your birthday is December 12th, right?
[08:20] H
Happy birthday, Tsukimiya.
[08:22] H
And...
[08:25] H
Congratulations on getting
onto the student council.
[08:28] H
I can't do anything to help you,
[08:29] H
but I'm sure you're better
suited for it than me.
SIGN Tsukimiya Utsugi
[08:32] H
Do your best.
[08:34] U
You're not mad anymore, Hanadori?
[08:36] H
O-Of course not.
[08:38] H
I hope we can still be friends.
[08:40] U
Sure. Thanks, Hanadori!
[08:46] H
It... It actually really hurt
to be in a fight with you!
[08:52] U
You never change, Hanadori.
[08:57] K
I bet he's manipulated you your whole life.
SIGN Hijiri Preschool
SIGN Hijiri Preschool
[09:02] (Flashback) H
Um, Tsukimiya-kun...
[09:06] (Flashback) H
Be my friend.
[09:09] U
I couldn't help recalling it.
[09:12] U
Hanadori was so cute when he was little.
[09:16] H
D-Dummyhead! You're making me blush!
[09:18] K
Dum... Oh, forget it.
[09:20] ---
What was that all about?
[09:24] K
Will the day ever come when I look back
on meeting these guys with nostalgia?
[09:31] K
It's not exactly something
I want to remember...
[09:35] U
Oh, by the way, Seri-kun...
[09:37] U
We were reviewing the work
the student council does,
[09:40] U
and we all decided we should
let the runner-up join, too.
[09:45] U
I could use the help...
[09:47] K
What? No!
[09:49] K
If I do that, it'll happen again...
[09:50] H
Gestöber, you traitor!
[09:53] K
Hanadori-kun will throw another fit.
[09:55] ---
N-No, I can't...
[09:57] U
So since you were the runner-up,
Hanadori, why not join?
[10:00] H
Me? Really?
[10:02] H
What should I do?
[10:04] H
I came in second?
[10:06] H
I got more votes than Gestöber?
[10:10] H
I feel kind of bad...
[10:12] H
Will he be jealous?
[10:14] H
If everyone finds out that he
got fewer votes than I did...
[10:18] H
Still, only the chosen can participate.
[10:22] H
I hate to say it,
[10:24] H
but I did get more votes...
[10:26] H
But, you know, I'm glad
I worked up the courage to run.
[10:31] H
Effort doesn't always pay off, tho—
[10:35] K
You bastards!
SIGN Hahahaha
[10:36] K
Why are you so damn cocky?!
You act like you just slew an ogre!
[10:39] K
Tsukimiya! Why'd you look
at me when you said that?!
[10:39] M
Please slay this ogre too, Koyukichi-dono!
[10:42] K
You jerk! Moron! Asshole! Screw you!
[10:42] ---
Take off this worthless ogre's head!
[10:47] H
Gestöber!
[10:49] H
Please, hear me out!
[10:51] H
I'm sorry!
[10:53] H
I'm so sorry I hurt you! I didn't realize you
wanted to be on the student council so badly!
[10:59] H
Don't worry, Gestöber! You have value!
[11:03] H
Even if nobody else votes for you, I will!
[11:07] H
So please, Gestöber!
[11:10] H
Tsukimiya...
[11:12] ---
Sometimes words of courage
don't get across, huh?
[11:16] U
That's right, Hanadori.
SIGN RIP Koyuki
SIGN RIP Koyuki
SIGN RIP Koyuki
SIGN RIP Koyuki
SIGN RIP Koyuki
SIGN RIP Koyuki
SIGN RIP Koyuki
SIGN RIP Koyuki
SIGN RIP Koyuki
SIGN RIP Koyuki
SIGN RIP Koyuki
[11:18] K
Now I have something else I want to forget...
SIGN Christmas Party
Dec. 24th
[11:24] H
Pathetic.
[11:26] H
Becoming mere cattle,
brainwashed and manipulated...
[11:30] H
Nothing more than sheeple.
[11:32] H
If you want to celebrate the birth
of a god, celebrate mine instead.
[11:36] U
What? You're not going, Hanadori?
[11:38] U
Seri-kun's looking forward to it.
[11:41] Sumiso
Um, are you going to the
Christmas party too, Koyuki-kun?
[11:45] K
Y-Yeah.
[11:48] K
Are you, Sumiso-san?
[11:49] Sumiso
Yup!
[11:52] K
I already bought something
for the gift exchange, but...
[11:56] K
What should I do?
[11:59] K
Would this look good on Sumiso-san?
[12:03] K
Since I didn't get to give her a
birthday present thanks to them...
[12:07] K
No, maybe it's better if I don't.
[12:11] K
Maybe getting something
specially for her would be creepy.
[12:14] K
And, actually...
[12:16] K
Is she even coming today?
[12:20] News
It's Christmas Eve, and snow storms
are blowing all across Japan...
[12:24] K
Today's the Christmas party
that Tsukimiya-kun suggested...
[12:28] ---
or probably just forced through
the student council.
[12:32] K
Oh, jeez...
[12:33] ---
I'm still early. I should
find somewhere to chill...
[12:36] M
I'm begging you!
SIGN Yakiniku・Horumon
[12:39] M
Please, sell me a Black Santa outfit!
[12:43] M
I need Koyukichi-dono to wear it!
[12:47] K
Mogami-kun, what are you doing?
[12:47] Man
Sir, this is a yakiniku shop!
We don't have those!
[12:52] M
What?!
[12:53] M
You don't know the legend of Black Santa?
[12:55] M
Black Santa Claus visits
bad little girls and boys
[12:59] ---
and gives them awful things
like rocks or bloody intestines...
[13:03] M
or even beats them with his sack!
[13:06] M
I'm a bad boy! So I need a Black Santa
outfit for Koyukichi-dono!
[13:11] K
Hey, stop that!
[13:13] K
Do you always shout my
name in public like that?
[13:13] M
Please! For Koyukichi-dono!
[13:16] K
Also, why would a yakiniku
place sell Santa outfits?
[13:17] M
Please!
[13:22] M
I smell Koyukichi-dono!
[13:23] M
He's close!
[13:25] K
How can you tell at this distance?!
[13:27] K
You're scary!
[13:30] K
Starting over!
[13:32] K
Today's the Christmas party.
[13:33] K
I was just hoping to see Sumiso-san...
[13:37] K
But I can't drag my feet like this!
[13:39] K
Sumiso-san is popular with regular
guys who are constantly looking
[13:44] ---
for a way to get closer to her,
but don't have the guts to do it.
[13:48] K
I can tell!
[13:50] K
I have to tell her how I feel...
[13:55] Sumiso
This is for me?
[13:56] Sumiso
A Christmas present! How wonderful!
[14:00] Sumiso
Do you... like me, Koyuki-kun?
[14:09] Sumiso
Koyuki-kun...
[14:12] K
...and get her to realize it!
[14:17] K
Hibiki-kun?!
SIGN Careful
Snowblowing
[14:22] Hibiki
I got snowblown by a snowblower!
[14:25] K
How does that even happen?
[14:26] Hibiki
I knew nobody liked me!
[14:29] Hibiki
I got Helius-blown!
[14:30] Hibiki
My present for the gift exchange is ruined!
[14:33] Hibiki
I was looking forward to
my first Christmas party!
[14:37] Hibiki
I don't have the right to participate...
[14:40] Hibiki
I'm a grim reaper, after all.
[14:42] ---
If I go, the cake will spoil,
and everyone will be cursed.
[14:46] Hibiki
I'm a grim reaper, after all.
[14:47] K
You don't have to get all poetic...
[14:50] Hibiki
My mommy told me Santa doesn't
come to our house, either.
[14:55] K
Here, Hibiki-kun. Take it.
[14:58] K
For the gift exchange.
[15:01] Hibiki
But Senpai, this is...
[15:03] K
I bought extra.
[15:05] Hibiki
Are you sure?
[15:08] ---
Go have fun.
[15:10] K
See you later!
[15:13] K
I know that's what I said...
[15:15] K
But what will I do for the gift exchange now?
[15:19] K
Well, I've still got Sumiso-san's gift...
[15:22] K
Anyway, I need to get going
before I run into any more trouble.
[15:25] Man
Hey, wake up!
[15:26] Woman
Are you okay?
[15:27] Suzuran
Where is Utsugi-sama?
[15:30] K
Mogami-san?
[15:31] K
What are you doing? Where is your coat?
[15:33] Man
You know her?
[15:34] Man
Good, good.
[15:36] Suzuran
I saw Utsugi-sama walking
with a middle-aged woman
[15:38] Suzuran
and ran out of the house.
[15:40] K
You'd better hurry home and
warm up before you get sick!
[15:44] Suzuran
I have to go.
[15:45] K
You can't!
[15:47] Suzuran
You understand, don't you, Koyuki Seri?
[15:49] Suzuran
I have to see him today.
[15:51] Suzuran
Even if he's seeing someone else.
[15:57] K
Then at least wear this.
[16:01] K
I'm in a hurry!
[16:02] K
Bye! Go home soon!
[16:07] K
What do I do?
[16:08] K
I don't have time to go buy anything else.
[16:11] K
I need to at least get to the party...
[16:13] K
I want to see Sumiso-san!
[16:16] K
I fell into a hole!
[16:17] K
What is this? Someone help!
[16:19] K
I can't get out!
[16:22] K
Why does this always happen to me?
[16:27] K
I guess it's fine.
[16:28] K
I wouldn't have had the courage
to give it to her, anyway.
[16:31] H
Don't give up, little boy.
[16:34] K
Santa-san?
[16:36] H
I've been watching you.
[16:39] H
There's someone you want to see, isn't there?
[16:42] H
It's Christmas Eve.
[16:44] H
God wouldn't let a good boy suffer.
[16:48] K
Thank you,
[16:50] K
but it's okay.
[16:51] K
My clothes are all dirty now,
and I don't have a present for her.
[16:57] H
Then give her this.
[17:01] H
It's a silver accessory.
I'm sure she'll love it.
[17:05] H
Merry Christmas, little boy!
[17:11] M
I can't believe it!
[17:12] M
Koyukichi-dono got my present!
[17:15] M
I'm so glad I spent all
that time looking for it!
[17:17] Aitsu
You're sure getting into the spirit, Koyuki.
[17:19] Hibiki
It's so cute, Gestöber-senpai!
[17:22] K
My clothes got all dirty,
so I didn't have a choice...
[17:26] U
Number 8!
[17:27] U
Whoever's got number 8, come on up!
[17:30] K
Anyway, I took this, but I can't
really give it to anyone, can I?
[17:35] K
I should give it back to that Santa.
[17:38] Aitsu
What? You haven't turned in your present yet?
[17:41] Aitsu
I'll take it up for you, so go eat.
[17:46] U
Number 7!
[17:47] Sumiso
Bingo!
[17:49] Sumiso
I got this one!
[17:52] K
S-Sumiso-san, that's...
[17:54] Sumiso
What? Was this yours, Koyuki-kun?
[17:56] Sumiso
What a coincidence.
[17:58] Sumiso
Can I open it?
[17:59] K
Is this okay?
[17:59] K
Huh? Oh, uh... Sure.
[18:03] Sumiso
What a beautiful necklace!
[18:05] Sumiso
Is it handmade?
[18:07] ---
That's...
[18:08] Tokimune
Are you sure about this, Miguel?
[18:11] Tokimune
You were so excited
[18:12] Tokimune
about dressing up as Santa and giving
Gestöber a matching accessory.
[18:18] S
It's fine.
[18:19] ---
Gestöber worked hard today.
[18:22] S
Though it was an awful thing
to do to you, Schlecht.
[18:25] S
After you spent all that time teaching
me how to make accessories...
[18:28] Tokimune
It's fine.
[18:31] Tokimune
It's been a while since we've
gotten to spend time together.
[18:34] Tokimune
Honestly... That Gestöber is
lucky you care for him so much.
[18:42] K
I'm sorry, Sumiso-san.
[18:44] K
I think that present was...
[18:45] Sumiso
I just love it!
[18:48] ---
Thank you, Koyuki-kun!
[18:51] K
Sumiso-san's happy, and I got to
do what I came here for, but...
[18:56] H
Don't give up, little boy.
[19:00] K
I'm sorry.
[19:01] K
Sumiso-san, I'm pretty sure
that was meant for me.
[19:06] K
I know I'm probably not
making any sense, but...
[19:13] Sumiso
I'm glad.
[19:16] Sumiso
It was important to you, wasn't it?
[19:19] K
Th-Thank you.
[19:21] K
I'm sorry. I...
[19:23] K
I really wanted you to...
SIGN RIP
Koyuki
SIGN RIP
Koyuki
SIGN RIP
Koyuki
SIGN RIP
Koyuki
SIGN RIP
Koyuki
SIGN RIP
Koyuki
SIGN RIP
Koyuki
SIGN RIP
Koyuki
SIGN RIP
Koyuki
SIGN RIP
Koyuki
SIGN RIP
Koyuki
SIGN RIP
Koyuki
SIGN RIP
Koyuki
[19:35] H
Gestöber! What are you doing here?
[19:36] K
You made this for me, didn't you?
[19:41] H
Y-You could tell?
[19:43] K
Well, obviously.
[19:45] K
So, anyway, since you gave it to me...
[19:50] K
Thanks.
[19:56] H
Sure thing.
[20:00] K
What a mess of a Christmas this has been.
[20:02] K
I can't believe I'm spending
it with Hanadori-kun.
[20:05] Sumiso
Koyuki-kun!
[20:09] K
S-Sumiso-san! How—
[20:12] Sumiso
Does it look good on me?
[20:13] K
Wait, what? How...
[20:15] Suzuran
I thought the pale pink would look good
draped on Sumiso Kotoko's shoulders.
[20:19] Suzuran
I told her what happened and
delivered the gift to its rightful owner.
[20:24] Suzuran
I asked why she'd want something that had
already been given to another girl, but...
[20:29] Sumiso
Can I really have it?
[20:35] K
O-Of cour—
[20:36] Hibiki
Hey, Gestöber-senpai!
[20:38] Hibiki
I was gifted dinner for two at a restaurant.
SIGN Gift Certificate
[20:42] Hibiki
Since you gave me your present,
[20:44] ---
I want you to have this.
SIGN Gift Certificate
[20:46] K
Huh? Is this restaurant...
[20:51] Man
Congratulations!
[20:53] Man
You're our hundredth couple today!
[20:55] K
Wh-What is with today?!
[20:57] Suzuran
Why not go and enjoy yourselves, Koyuki Seri?
[21:04] K
Th-Then, um...
[21:06] K
Let's go.
[21:08] H
Merry Christmas!
[21:10] K
Not you!
[21:15] U
Two Santas eating dinner together!
[21:18] Yae
Kotoko, just forgot those losers.
[21:22] Yae
What's so great about them?
[21:25] Sumiso
They're such good friends!
[21:27] Yae
Kotoko, is that really enough for you?
[21:30] H
Wasn't that tasty, Gestöber?
[21:31] Man
Are you sure this was all right, Shi-chan?
[21:32] ---
Are you sure you don't want more?
[21:34] Man
I lied to them about being
the hundredth couple.
[21:34] ---
Oh, you're full? Okay.
[21:36] Man
The manager's gonna get mad at me!
[21:37] ---
Then let's spend next Christmas here, too!
[21:39] Tokimune
Even an angel like Miguel needs a gift.
[21:40] ---
It's a promise, Gestöber!
[21:42] Tokimune
I'll let him have his fun tonight.
[21:46] U
Okay, I'm taking the picture, guys!
[21:48] U
Ready?
[21:50] All
Friends forever!
[21:52] K
Don't make that our thing!
[23:25] K
It's no use.
[23:26] K
Our animators are gone,
and I can't get this colored.
[23:28] K
It's the Lunar New Year,
and I can't get anyone to work!
[23:31] K
We really are out of options this time!
[23:33] H
We'll just have to offer
five times the pay per cut!
[23:37] K
Don't! We'll run out of budget!
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