E6 - Brilliant Destiny

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[00:00] M
    Koyukichi-dono!
[00:00] Mogami
    In elementary school,
[00:02] ---
    I played the red oni in
    "The Red Oni Who Cried."
SIGN    This house belongs
     to a nice oni.
    Please come in.
[00:04] Mogami
    The red oni is sad because
    he can't make human friends.
[00:07] Mogami
    But his friend, the blue oni, says to him...
[00:10] K
    I'll go to the human village
    and make a big fuss!
[00:13] K
    Then you can come and beat me up!
[00:16] M
    And so the red oni becomes
    friends with the humans,
[00:19] M
    but the blue oni vanishes.
[00:20] ---
    When the red oni goes
    to his house, he realizes...
SIGN    Blue
SIGN    Dear Blue Oni,
    I hope you can be good
     friends with the humans.
     If I'm with you, they might
     think that you're a bad
    oni, too. Goodbye.
     I'll always be your friend.
    -The Red Oni
[00:24] M
    The blue oni left so that
    he wouldn't get in trouble.
[00:28] M
    And the red oni cries.
SIGN    A Destructive God Sits Next to Me
[02:03] K
    Anyone have ideas about what we
    should do for the culture festival?
SIGN    Delusion 6
[02:06] U
    Livestream us playing the game I made,
     "Married Wives 24 Hours"!
[02:09] H
    A performance by Sturmhut,
    knight of light and darkness...
[02:12] ---
    "The Price Paid for the Light."
[02:14] M
    The play, "The Red Oni Who Cried."
[02:16] K
    Who would want to see any of that?
[02:18] ---
    Those are all...
[02:21] K
    There's someone suspicious in our class.
[02:25] T
    Hey, what's wrong, Koyuki?
[02:28] M
    So we meet again...
[02:30] ---
    Do you remember me?
[02:35] T
    Calm down, Koyuki!
SIGN    Mogami Kimikage
[02:36] T
    This is the new student,
    Mogami Kimikage-kun.
[02:39] T
    I forgot, you were out sick
    when he transferred in.
[02:42] T
    He says you were friends
    in elementary school.
[02:46] K
    I don't know him.
[02:47] K
    I don't know anyone that scary!
[02:48] K
    Who the heck is he?
[02:49] ---
    Why was he waving a sword at me?
[02:51] K
    Why isn't the teacher saying anything?
[02:53] K
    What's wrong with this school?
[02:54] K
    What's wrong with my life?
[02:55] K
    None of this makes sense!
[02:57] M
    It's been too long, Koyukichi-dono.
[03:01] (Flashback) M
    Koyukichi-kun!
[03:02] (Flashback) K
    My name's Koyuki.
[03:04] (Flashback) M
    Koyuki... chi-kun.
[03:08] K
    Wait, is that...
[03:10] H
    Hey, you said you're an old
    friend of Gestöber's, right?
[03:14] M
    Who are you? You're very strange.
[03:16] K
    Look who's talking.
[03:17] Girl
    Hey, is that the new kid?
[03:19] ---
    Wow, he's nuts.
[03:21] Girl
    For real...
[03:21] K
    Huh?
[03:22] ---
    He cares what other people think of him?
[03:24] K
    Despite that outfit...
[03:26] M
    How embarrassing.
[03:28] M
    My mask has bedhead.
[03:30] K
    That's not the problem here!
    Also, you sleep with that on?!
[03:33] K
    Actually, I guess he used to be like that...
[03:36] K
    Maybe it really is him.
[03:38] U
    A transfer student in the same class,
    and he turns out to be an old friend!
[03:41] U
    Sounds like fate, huh?
[03:43] M
    My sister attends this school
     and said she saw you.
[03:46] M
    So I transferred immediately.
[03:49] K
    He followed me here?
[03:51] ---
    Why?
[03:53] M
    I, the red oni, have sinned.
[03:56] M
    I have come to be judged
[03:58] M
    so that I may be slain by my
    blue oni, Koyukichi-dono.
[04:04] K
    Oh, that's right!
[04:05] K
    I have to go now!
[04:07] M
    Koyukichi-dono!
[04:11] K
    What's going on?
[04:12] K
    He didn't used to be like this!
[04:15] K
    He's turned into a total weirdo!
[04:17] K
    And what was that about sin?
    I don't remember him doing anything...
[04:22] (Flashback) Guy
    Mogami's playing with ohajiki?
[04:25] (Flashback) ---
    That's so lame.
[04:26] (Flashback) Guy
    Wow, I've never even seen them before!
[04:29] (Flashback) Guy
    You don't even have any video games?
[04:31] (Flashback) ---
    Are you poor?
[04:34] (Flashback) M
    I'll get yelled at if I lose them,
    so I put them away,
[04:37] (Flashback) M
    but I actually have ivory ohajiki!
[04:39] (Flashback) K
    That's what you were worried about?
[04:41] (Flashback) K
    Teach me to play ohajiki sometime.
[04:43] (Flashback) M
    Okay.
[04:44] K
    He was quiet and kind of oddly shy,
[04:46] K
    and we weren't especially close,
[04:49] K
    but sometimes we had moments like that.
[04:51] K
    I transferred and never
    saw him again, though.
[04:54] K
    What's all this oni stuff about?
[04:58] M
    Slay me with this katana, Koyukichi-dono!
[05:02] K
    Don't talk to me from the next stall!
[05:03] M
    Koyukichi-dono! Koyukichi-dono!
[05:03] K
    H-Hey! Watch it!
    That's dangerous! Really dangerous!
[05:05] M
    Koyukichi-dono! Koyu—
[05:06] K
    Why?
[05:08] K
    I'm sorry, but I don't remember.
[05:10] K
    Did something that bad happen?
[05:14] M
    It was in our school's bathroom that
    I took advantage of your kindness
[05:19] ---
    and became an oni warrior.
[05:22] K
    Your memories are of the bathroom?
[05:23] (Flashback) K
    What's wrong, Mogami-kun?
[05:25] (Flashback) M
    I-I forgot we had a urine test today,
     and I already went!
[05:29] (Flashback) M
    What do I do? Everyone will
    think I don't know how to pee!
[05:32] (Flashback) K
    No, they won't.
[05:35] (Flashback) K
    You can have mine.
SIGN    Class 2-3 Koyuki Seri
SIGN    Urine Test
[05:36] (Flashback) K
    Don't worry. I know a way to make this work.
[05:40] M
    Yet disaster struck the very next day.
[05:46] M
    You were told that your test
    results didn't make sense,
[05:48] ---
    and you broke down crying.
[05:50] M
    I'd wondered if perhaps your plan involved
     the dog that lived behind the school,
[05:54] M
    but I couldn't bring myself to speak up.
[05:57] M
    A month after that, you transferred schools...
[06:00] M
    Just like the blue oni who went
    far away to spare his friend, right?
[06:05] M
    No... I was the real oni.
[06:09] K
    No way!
[06:10] ---
    I wouldn't do something that stupid!
[06:12] K
    Please stop! If someone hears that...
[06:15] K
    What are you doing in the bathroom?!
[06:20] H
    Gestöber, you got a dog to piss in a cup?
[06:23] K
    No! And you're the last person
    I want laughing at me!
[06:27] H
    My stomach hurts...
[06:28] K
    I'll hurt more than your stomach!
[06:30] M
    Either way, it's clear that you
    left in shame because of me.
[06:35] M
    I want you to avenge your pain by killing me!
[06:39] K
    No... I'd forgotten all about that,
[06:42] ---
    so the only thing that pains
    me is you bringing it up!
SIGN    Slash
[06:45] M
    Here.
[06:46] K
    Don't give me your sword!
    And don't open my stall!
[06:49] H
    Goodness... Really?
[06:51] H
    You're telling me you think
    Gestöber hates you,
[06:55] H
    and you're doing all this nonsense
    to absolve yourself of guilt?
[06:59] K
    Uh, can we please not talk
    about this in my bathroom stall?
[07:03] H
    And you're not even thinking about how
     this makes things harder for Gestöber?
[07:06] H
    How selfish.
[07:08] K
    That goes for you, too!
[07:09] M
    And what kind of character
    are you supposed to be?
[07:12] M
    Aren't you a bit old for this?
[07:13] K
    Are you being serious right now?
[07:15] H
    So the likes of you would oppose me?
[07:18] H
    Ignorant fool!
[07:20] H
    Listen well.
[07:21] H
    Only a coward would seek to assuage their
    guilt by forcing another to punish them.
[07:28] H
    If you lack the courage to face the oni within
    your heart every day for the rest of your life,
[07:32] H
    then you're not worthy of that mask!
[07:39] M
    You dare touch my soul?
[07:46] M
    What do you know?
[07:49] M
    You know nothing of me!
[07:52] H
    Hey, it was a joke!
[07:53] K
    Hello, god of destruction?!
[07:54] M
    What gives you the right to
    judge my dearest memories
[07:58] M
    when you don't know a thing about me?
[08:02] K
    I think something like this
    happened once before...
[08:05] K
    Mogami-kun made a badge or something,
    and people made fun of him.
[08:10] K
    What did I do then?
[08:16] K
    I'm sorry I forgot, Mogami-kun!
[08:18] K
    But I remember now!
[08:20] K
    I'm not mad!
[08:21] ---
    It was my decision to do it!
[08:23] K
    And I only changed schools because
    my dad got transferred at work!
[08:26] K
    So just stop this already!
[08:33] M
    I was so happy...
[08:36] M
    When I said ridiculous things,
[08:38] M
    you were the only one who
    would tell me I was wrong.
[08:42] M
    I was so sure you hated me.
[08:45] M
    And I was so sad, so miserable...
[08:47] M
    I wore the mask because
    I couldn't bear to face you.
[08:50] M
    I wanted you to defeat this evil oni.
[08:54] K
    You're a friend. I couldn't do that.
[08:59] M
    Koyukichi-dono...
[09:00] K
    It's "Koyuki," okay?
[09:01] M
    B-But I wouldn't feel right if you didn't!
[09:04] K
    I-It's fine, really.
    It was a misunderstanding.
[09:06] M
    Th-Then you can just tie me up with this rope
[09:09] ---
    and throw me out in the cold!
[09:11] K
    Why would I do that?
[09:13] K
    Then just insult me!
SIGN    Please
SIGN    Please
SIGN    Please
[09:14] ---
    Call me an oni! A devil! A pig!
    Or you can just hit me!
[09:18] K
    Please punish me!
SIGN    Stomp Stomp Stomp
SIGN    Stomp Stomp
[09:19] K
    You're just a pervert!
SIGN    S H O C K
[09:26] K
    I-I'm sorry, Mogami-kun! I...
[09:29] M
    That's just what I wanted, Koyukichi-dono.
SIGN    Gasp
[09:34] K
    "Just because someone was once a friend
[09:36] ---
    doesn't mean you can still open up
    to them today." Koyukichi.
[09:42] M
    Koyukichi-dono!
[09:44] M
    Please punish me!
[09:45] ---
    Just a little! Just a little will do!
[09:48] K
    I'm such an idiot!
[09:49] ---
    I knew from the start that
    I shouldn't get involved!
[09:55] U
    Mogami-kun used to love it so much
    when Seri-kun yelled at him
[09:58] ---
    that he still hasn't forgotten
    it after all these years.
[10:02] U
    It's so nice to have shared memories.
[10:04] U
    Seri-kun doesn't remember his last life
    when the two of you were together.
[10:08] H
    Mogami Kimikage...
[10:10] ---
    The hell-bound object of my
    vengeance from my last life!
[10:12] ---
    Koyukichi-dono!
[10:13] H
    Possibly.
[10:33] H
    Hey, you!
[10:34] H
    You're bugging Gestöber again!
[10:37] M
    And what about you?
[10:38] ---
    You're not even Koyukichi-dono's friend.
[10:40] H
    Gestöber carries a great destiny:
[10:43] ---
    to fight by my side to maintain
    the balance of this world.
[10:46] M
    You're still going on about that?
[10:48] M
    It's time for you to outgrow
    the world of beeps and boops.
[10:51] H
    Beeps and boops?
[10:52] M
    I mean video games.
[10:54] H
    Video games?!
[10:55] H
    Gestöber, he's being mean!
[10:57] M
    Don't go whining to Koyukichi-dono
    any time something happens.
[10:58] K
    I'm starting to think I may
    never know peace again...
[11:00] H
    You're the whiner!
[11:01] ---
    I am not.
[11:02] ---
    You are!
[11:02] U
    It's like that tale about the
    sun and the north wind, huh?
[11:03] ---
    Am not.
[11:04] ---
    Are too!
[11:04] ---
    Am not.
[11:05] ---
    Are—
[11:05] U
    You're the traveler, Seri-kun.
[11:07] ---
    And those two are the sun and the wind,
[11:09] U
    fighting to see who can take off your coat...
[11:11] ---
    who can break down the walls of your heart!
[11:14] Both
    Fighting?
[11:16] H
    I know who'd win in a real fight.
[11:18] H
    I've been by his side from
    our past life to our class trip!
[11:23] M
    Nonsense. You haven't even
    exchanged urine samples.
[11:26] M
    If you want to surrender, now's the time.
[11:29] Both
    I'll be the one who gets
     a play date with Koyukichi-dono!
[11:29] Both
    I'll be the one who gets
    a play date with Gestöber!
[11:33] K
    Are we in preschool?!
[11:34] K
    What's this about play dates?
[11:36] K
    You never even asked to hang out!
[11:38] K
    Why did you two suddenly turn
    into Ushiwakamaru and Benkei?
[11:40] K
    If you want to hang out,
    then hang out with yourselves!
[11:43] K
    Damn it all!
[11:44] K
    I told myself today was going to
    be the day I didn't yell at anyone!
[11:47] U
    Accept yourself for who you are, Seri-kun.
[11:50] K
    Shut up, you snickering asshole!
[11:51] K
    I hate you!
[11:54] Yae
    They're always so annoying.
[11:57] K
    I'm never raising my voice again.
[12:00] K
    I won't give up on peaceful days.
[12:02] K
    I will achieve a state of emptiness.
[12:07] K
    Shut up.
[12:11] M
    A wonderful performance, Koyukichi-dono!
[12:15] M
    I'm so jealous...
[12:16] M
    If I were a timpani, you'd strike me, too.
[12:20] K
    Won't. Say. A. Word.
[12:23] Student
    I'm with the student council.
[12:25] Student
    Who's the festival rep for this class?
[12:27] K
    Oh, that's me.
[12:28] Student
    Has your class decided what it's doing?
[12:30] K
    No, not yet.
[12:31] Student
    Well, hurry it up.
[12:33] K
    That's right.
[12:34] K
    I was so distracted by all this...
    What should we do?
[12:36] H
    Gestöber, why don't we put on a performance?
[12:38] ---
    Perhaps a musical?
[12:39] K
    What's with you? You're creeping me out.
[12:40] M
    What's wrong with you?
[12:42] M
    Were you jealous of my and
     Koyukichi-dono's performance?
[12:46] M
    Anything music-related is taboo
    around Koyukichi-dono.
[12:48] H
    What?
[12:49] M
    It happened when I was teaching
    him how to finger on a recorder.
[12:54] M
    He hurt his tiny fingers
    trying to spread them too far,
[12:58] ---
    but didn't know what had happened...
[12:59] (Flashback) K
    It hurts! I've been cursed!
[13:02] M
    ...and he burst into tears.
[13:03] K
    Shut up!
[13:05] M
    So we mustn't bring back
    memories of that trauma.
[13:09] K
    You're my trauma!
[13:09] M**
    And I have the right to be punished.
[13:13] K
    Well, I'm not obliged to do it!
[13:15] H
    Cursed? Gestöber, you dork!
[13:19] K
    That's enough from you!
[13:20] U
    Sensei, I'll play the piano.
[13:23] Teacher
    Okay.
[13:24] U
    This is Chopin's "Revolutionary Étude."
[13:25] K
    Chopping!
[13:27] H
    "Ch-Chopping" is too funny, Gestöber!
[13:29] K
    Stop teasing me!
[13:31] K
    This is the worst.
[13:33] K
    I have to figure out what
    we're doing for the festival,
[13:35] ---
    but I'm not feeling so hot...
[13:38] H
    I, Hanadori Kabuto, will sing.
[13:40] H
    I swore that I would never
    sing with Dead Bull again,
[13:43] ---
    but I will sing for my partner, Gestöber.
[13:46] K
    Nope. Not interested.
[13:47] H
    Please, listen to my aria!
[14:11] K
    He has the voice of an angel?!
[14:14] K
    Hanadori-kun, why be a god of destruction?
[14:17] K
    Go back to Dead Bull!
[14:18] H
    I-I hope that brings at least some
    peace to Gestöber's heart...
[14:23] K
    The opposite, actually.
[14:27] H
    Widdlekins, the little black kitty,
[14:31] H
    goes meow, meow, meow in my lap...
[14:35] K
    What's with the sudden change?
[14:36] H
    He licks my face, too!
[14:39] ---
    Mew, mew, mew!
[14:39] K
    The hell? Do you think that's cute?
[14:41] H
    And he licks my fingers too, meow!
[14:41] ---
    Don't look at me!
[14:45] K
    What exactly do you want us to do now?
[14:48] H
    Did I break down the walls
     of your heart, meow?
[14:50] K
    They're thicker than ever!
[14:51] K
    Everyone's looking at me like,
[14:53] ---
    "He's your friend, right? Do something!"
[14:56] H
    Meow!
[14:59] K
    Go back to being a dark god
    of destruction already!
[15:01] Student
    Did you decide what you're doing?
[15:02] K
    Hell no!
[15:04] M
    Kabu-dono.
[15:05] M
    Cats are taboo around Koyukichi-dono.
[15:07] K
    How many dark stories
    from my past do you know?!
[15:10] M
    Koyukichi-dono has this stuffed
    cat that's very dear to him.
[15:13] ---
    He got it for me, but he sleeps
    with it every night, and...
[15:18] K
    I'm going home.
[15:22] K
    This was the day I, Koyuki Seri, abandoned
    my personal war to never yell at anyone.
[15:31] K
    I'm Shirayuki Seri from Mitoya High.
SIGN    Shirayuki Seri
[15:35] K
    Nice to meet you all.
[15:36] U
    I'm Kuromiya-kun!
[15:37] M
    I am Kurokage.
[15:40] H
    Am I late?
[15:41] ---
    This animal spoke to me, Kurodori Kabuto...
[15:47] K
    A dream? Oh, man...
[15:50] U
    It's time for an emergency meeting.
[15:51] ---
    Who killed Seri-kun?
[15:54] H
    I'm the one who pushed him to the brink.
[15:56] M
    It's my fault.
[15:58] Hibiki
    It's my fault!
[16:01] U
    In a way, everyone became the north wind
[16:03] ---
    and closed off Seri-kun's heart.
[16:05] U
    So who here can be our sun?
[16:12] Man
    Package for Koyuki-san!
[16:16] K
    Don't tell me... Hibiki-kun?
[16:21] Hibiki
    "I sent you this to help you feel
    better, Gestöber-senpai!"
[16:24] K
    What is this?
[16:25] K
    Is an underclassman playing a prank on me?
[16:27] Hibiki
    "It's a skull-shaped incense burner!
[16:29] Hibiki
    My way of telling you to rest..."
[16:31] K
    Rest in peace?!
[16:34] K
    This is no good.
[16:35] ---
    I'm feeling like the whole
    world is out to get me.
[16:39] K
    N-Nyanteko!
[16:41] K
    Wh-What is that?
[16:43] K
    A arrow?
[16:44] K
    Who could have...
[16:47] M
    It seems it reached you.
[16:49] K
    Mogami, you jerk!
[16:51] M
    The sun watches over you indirectly.
[16:54] M
    Farewell.
[16:54] K
    There was nothing "indirect" about that!
[16:57] K
    What is wrong with everyone?
[17:00] M
    "Koyukichi-dono,
[17:01] ---
    I wove strands of my own
    hair into this straw doll.
[17:04] M
    It would give me the greatest pleasure if
    you'd pound a nail into it and shout at it..."
[17:07] K
    Even an indirect punishment like
    that would make him happy?
[17:10] K
    He's a real pervert!
[17:12] K
    It's no use...
[17:13] ---
    I can leave school, but I still
    can't get away from them.
[17:16] U
    Give it up, Seri-kun.
[17:18] U
    Give it up, Seri-kun!
[17:20] K
    Tsukimiya-kun's voice?!
[17:22] K
    Impossible...
[17:23] K
    It's like I can hear him in my head!
[17:25] K
    Is he God?
[17:26] K
    "Give it up"?
[17:28] ---
    Is he telling me I should
    accept them and just laugh?
[17:31] U
    That's right.
[17:31] K
    God?!
[17:32] K
    No, no, no... I'm imagining things.
[17:37] K
    But if the two of them are around, then...
[17:39] K
    So is he!
[17:43] K
    What's he going to do to me?!
[17:44] K
    Why am I the only one who
    has to deal with this?!
[17:45] Mom
    Seri, you have a guest.
[17:50] K
    No!
[17:52] Mom
    Your friend came all this way to see you.
[17:54] K
    The guy in the eyepatch, right?
[17:55] K
    He's not my friend! He's a god of destruction!
[17:57] Mom
    No!
[17:59] ---
    It's the girl who came by over the summer.
[18:03] Sumiso
    How are you feeling, Koyuki-kun?
[18:06] Sumiso
    I'm sorry for coming over
     without asking first.
[18:09] Sumiso
    Am I bothering you?
[18:11] K
    N-Not at all!
[18:14] K
    Thanks for coming.
[18:17] Sumiso
    That kitty's so cute!
[18:19] K
    Oh, yeah, that's...
[18:21] K
    I've had it since I was a kid.
[18:24] K
    Weird, right?
[18:25] K
    I'm in high school now...
[18:26] Sumiso
    Widdlekins, the little black kitty,
[18:30] Sumiso
    goes meow, meow, meow in my lap...
[18:35] Sumiso
    Do you know that song?
[18:37] Sumiso
    It's from a children's show.
[18:40] ---
    My class is going to sing it
    and do a dance at the festival.
[18:44] K
    R-Really?!
[18:45] Sumiso
    We'll be wearing cat ears and everything.
[18:47] K
    Cat ears?! Sumiso-san in cat ears!
[18:48] Sumiso
    Kind of embarrassing, huh?
[18:50] Sumiso
    Will you come see us?
[18:52] K
    Yes! I will!
[18:54] Sumiso
    It was Tsukimiya-kun who
    told me where you were.
[18:59] Sumiso
    I knew you were fighting something...
[19:03] Sumiso
    But he said you'd gotten kind of exhausted.
[19:05] K
    I-It's true that I'm fighting my
    hardest not to yell at anyone...
[19:09] Sumiso
    I'm with you, Koyuki-kun!
[19:12] ---
    I want to be on your side!
[19:16] K
    Sumiso-san...
[19:18] K
    You're my sun!
[19:22] Sumiso
    A-Are you okay, Koyuki-kun?
[19:24] K
    I'm just great.
[19:25] K
    Thank you, Sumiso-san!
[19:27] K
    But I abandoned it all.
[19:30] K
    Even the work I was supposed to do...
SIGN    Culture Festival
[19:32] Sumiso
    It'll be fine, okay?
[19:40] H
    Get to it.
[19:41] H
    Gestöber!
[19:42] H
    A-Are you feeling better?
[19:44] Sumiso
    You know...
[19:45] ---
    Hanadori-kun says he's going to handle
    all of the work you were supposed to do.
[19:51] Sumiso
    You really are comrades in arms, huh?
[19:54] K
    No, he's my sworn enemy.
[19:56] Girl
    You really were doing a lot, huh, Koyuki-kun?
[19:59] Girl
    Sorry. We didn't realize
    how hard it was on you.
[20:03] K
    Everyone was helping him...
[20:07] U
    When I said to give it up,
[20:08] ---
    I meant to stop trying to take
    things on all by yourself.
[20:13] H
    I didn't realize how hard it was for you
    to bring the whole class together.
[20:17] H
    And I asked you to shoulder
    the fate of the world, too.
[20:20] H
    Gestöber, I'm sorry.
[20:21] K
    Hanadori-kun...
[20:23] H
    From now on, let's make sure we focus
[20:25] ---
    on our school life as much as
    we focus on saving the world!
[20:28] K
    No, that's not right.
[20:29] K
    So, did we decide what we're
    doing for the culture festival?
[20:32] Student
    Who's the festival rep for this class again?
[20:34] K
    Oh... Here.
[20:36] Student
    The student council approved your proposal.
[20:39] H
    I see.
[20:40] H
    We'll go with that, then.
[20:42] K
    What about the cooking?
[20:43] H
    We're working to schedule
    the inspections for the kitchen.
[20:46] Student
    Roger that.
[20:46] ---
    Glad to hear you're on top of it.
[20:48] Student
    Hanadori, will this work
    for the budget allocation?
[20:50] H
    We should assume the
    kitchen team will need more.
[20:53] H
    Let's keep some money in reserve
    in case something comes up.
[20:56] Student
    Got it.
[20:57] H
    Oh, right.
[20:59] H
    I took notes for you while you were gone.
[21:01] H
    They're yours if you need them.
[21:03] Other Teacher
    Hanadori, you did a great job
    with all that extra work.
[21:08] H
    But of course!
[21:09] ---
    I was filling in for Gestöber!
[21:11] H
    G-Gestöber...
[21:13] ---
    I may not be as smart as you,
     but let's both—
[21:15] K
    Are you messing with me?!
[21:17] K
    This is the problem!
[21:18] ---
    The fact that you're like this
    is what makes you so difficult!
[21:22] M
    No! if you're going to hit someone, hit me!
[21:24] Hibiki
    Senpai, why are you hitting
    him with my present?
[21:26] H
    Gestöber!
[21:27] M
    Koyukichi-dono!
[21:28] Hibiki
    You'll break the incense burner!
[21:30] U
    It's so much nicer when Seri-kun's around
    to keep all these masochists in line!
[21:35] K
    Don't you dare sum up my role that way!
SIGN    Japanese-style café
[21:39] H
    We took everyone's opinions
    into consideration and decided
[21:42] ---
    on two things: a Japanese-style
    café and a documentary entitled
[21:45] ---
    "The Trial of Gestöber and the
     Dark Past of Sturmhut the Ninja."
[21:48] K
    Just no!
[21:51] K
    Why is everyone laughing?!
[21:53] K
    Why is everyone picking on me?!
[21:56] U
    You brought everyone together, Seri-kun!
[21:59] K
    I wish I hadn't!
SIGN    RIP Koyuki
SIGN    RIP Koyuki
SIGN    RIP Koyuki
SIGN    RIP Koyuki
SIGN    RIP Koyuki
SIGN    RIP Koyuki
SIGN    RIP Koyuki
[22:02] K
    Life is a nightmare,
[22:04] ---
    and the only thing keeping me going is
    the hope of seeing Sumiso-san in cat ears.
[23:20] Sumiso
    Huh? It's a cat costume and not cat ears?
[23:23] Yae
    That's right.
[23:25] UnknownSpeakers
    Let's get started.
[23:27] UnknownSpeakers
    Let's get to it!
[23:28] UnknownSpeakers
    Huh? What's with the video?
[23:30] UnknownSpeakers
    Sorry, it's just storyboards today.
[23:32] UnknownSpeakers
    What's going on here, Producer Hanadori?
[23:36] UnknownSpeakers
    My right eye!
[23:37] UnknownSpeakers
    Don't turn to darkness
    to escape your screw-up!