E9 - So Merry Christmas Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] U     Come on, Hanadori. Get out of there already. [00:04] U     It's time to go teach the little kids. [00:06] U     Even you, a shy boy who's awkward around girls     and covered in dark god of destruction juice, [00:11] U     should be able to handle some kids. SIGN    Sigh [00:14] H     Must be nice to be the guy      who got on the student council! [00:18] H     Life is so easy for you! [00:21] K     After all the chaos he caused, [00:22] ---     Hanadori-kun lost the student     council elections miserably. SIGN    S H O C K [00:26] K     The only new electee was Tsukimiya-kun,     who became the council's auditor. SIGN    Tsukimiya Utsugi SIGN    The Truth of the Universe [00:31] K     Hanadori-kun's jealousy was a thing to behold. [00:36] H     I can feel it. Miguel's coming. [00:38] H     He's about to go out of control. [00:40] H     You guys are lucky. [00:41] ---     You can be on the student council because     you don't have the world to protect. [00:45] H     Come on down here, Gestöber. [00:48] H     Ditch that jerk of a wannabe genius     and we can make our own secret base. [00:51] H     Hey. [00:52] M     Come on out, Kabu-dono. [00:54] M     You're causing problems for Koyukichi-dono. [00:56] K     Good grief... I'd love to     just leave him in there, [01:00] K     but since we're in the same group,     I'll get in trouble if he doesn't do the work. [01:04] Chi     It's Miguel-oniichan! [01:06] H     You're... [01:07] Chi     You came to see me at my preschool? [01:10] H     Oh, you're the girl from the restaurant. [01:12] H     Have you been well? [01:14] Chi     Yup! [01:15] Chi     I was hoping I'd get to see you again! [01:19] Chi     Tell me all about hell, okay? [01:21] Chi     And let's eat lunch together! [01:25] H     Okay! Gather around, everyone! [01:28] H     Come play with Miguel-oniichan! [01:31] K     A complete 180! [01:32] H     Come play with Miguel-oniichan! [01:33] K     Now he's in a great mood. [01:35] K     Well, it's better than him pouting. SIGN    A Destructive God Sits Next to Me [03:09] K     And so our day of helping out at the     preschool got off to an... okay... start. SIGN    Delusion 9 [03:15] Kids     Let's play, Onii-chan! [03:16] Kids     Let's play! [03:18] K     What do I do? [03:19] K     I don't know how to talk to kids! [03:21] U     Hello there. [03:23] U     My name is Utsugi. [03:25] Kid     I'm Masato! [03:26] U     Masato-kun, huh? [03:28] U     That's a cool name. [03:29] U     Okay, let's go to the playroom. [03:31] K     I see! [03:32] U     Follow me! [03:32] K     First, you put yourself on their level... [03:36] H     I refuse to lose to Tsukimiya. [03:38] K     You're still mad about that? [03:41] K     Give it up and face facts. [03:43] K     You shouldn't act like that in front of kids. [03:46] Kids     Oh, wow! [03:48] M     Easy, right? [03:50] Kids     Yup! [03:50] M     Now you give it a try. [03:53] Kids     Even Mogami-kun the social     reject is doing well... [03:56] H     I won't lose to Mogami, either! [03:59] K     Why, though? [04:00] K     He didn't get on the student council, either! [04:02] Tanaka     Hello! [04:03] Tanaka     Goodbye! [04:03] Kids     That's so neat! [04:04] H     Not Tanaka, either! [04:05] K     Who is Tanaka?! [04:06] K     Are you just mad at everyone? [04:08] H     So Tsukimiya headed to the playroom? [04:10] H     Let's follow him. [04:11] H     Heh heh heh! [04:13] Kids     Heh heh heh... [04:14] K     Is this okay? [04:16] Teacher     Oh, Koyuki-kun! [04:18] Teacher     Could you help me for a second? SIGN    Home Ec Room [04:23] K     So I'm making the cakes? [04:24] Teacher     We're having a surprise party for the     kids with December birthdays at lunch. [04:29] Teacher     I was hoping you could do the decorating     and write little messages for them. [04:33] K     Th-That's a big job... [04:35] K     I've never done this before. [04:37] Teacher     Don't worry, don't worry! [04:39] Teacher     I'll help you. [04:42] Kid     Sensei! [04:43] Teacher     What's wrong, Takkun? [04:44] Kid     I'm not playing with Yu-kun anymore! [04:46] Kid     I hate him! [04:49] Teacher     Goodness... What happened? [04:53] K     It's hard being in preschool. [04:55] K     Was I like that? [04:58] K     Yeah, there's always fighting. [04:58] H     I'm never talking to you again! I hate you! [05:00] K     I remember "I'll never talk to you again!" [05:02] H     Listen to this, Gestöber! [05:03] K     It was you?! [05:05] H     Tsukimiya's a meanie! [05:06] K     Why are you so unstable? [05:09] K     What happened? [05:10] H     Tsukimiya is stealing away     all my hopes and dreams! [05:15] (Flashback) Chi     Look! I can walk on stilts now! [05:18] (Flashback) Chi     You're amazing, Utsugi-oniichan! [05:20] (Flashback) Chi     I'm going to marry you! [05:24] K     Tsukimiya-kun, you didn't need to     trample Hanadori-kun's pride like that... [05:28] M     You're a very noisy man. [05:30] M     How long have you even known Tsukimiya-dono? [05:34] M     If you can reject him so readily, Kabu-dono, [05:37] M     you'll never reach the heights that     Koyukichi-dono and I have attained. [05:41] K     Sorry, I reject you, too. [05:45] Teacher     Now, now... [05:47] Teacher     Takkun, Hanadori-kun, [05:49] Teacher     we all have things we don't     like about each other. [05:52] Teacher     But you know what makes your friends special     better than anyone else, don't you? [05:57] Teacher     Remember how excited you were to make     Yu-kun a surprise present for his birthday? [06:03] Kid     I don't wanna anymore. [06:05] Teacher     Do you remember the day you became friends? [06:08] Teacher     The first time he talked to you. [06:11] Teacher     The first time you went     on adventures together. [06:13] Teacher     The first time you told someone,     "He's my friend." [06:18] Teacher     Didn't that make you happy? [06:20] Teacher     Didn't everything seem bright and shiny? [06:25] H     I've known Tsukimiya since preschool. [06:29] H     The day I first met him... [06:36] K     You don't remember?! [06:38] Teacher     I don't know why you were fighting, [06:42] Teacher     but if you want to talk to him again, [06:45] Teacher     you just need a little bit of courage. SIGN    Hijiri Preschool SIGN    Hijiri      Preschool [06:51] (Flashback) ---     Hey. [06:52] (Flashback) U     Are you just going to stand there     until someone talks to you? [06:57] (Flashback) U     If you want to be friends with someone,     say the words of courage. [07:01] (Flashback) H     "The words of courage!" [07:02] (Flashback) U     No, I mean... [07:07] H     My head... [07:09] H     Tsukimiya always understood me. [07:12] H     He was always there for young     Sturmhut before he met Gestöber. [07:20] (Flashback) U     Are you okay, Hanadori? SIGN    Shake [07:21] (Flashback) ---     Tsukimiya! [07:22] (Flashback) U     Are you okay, Hanadori? SIGN    Shake [07:25] (Flashback) U     Listen. You have a special power. [07:28] (Flashback) H     Special power... awaken... [07:30] (Flashback) U     I'll do whatever Tsukimiya-kun tells me to! [07:34] K     You were brainwashed? [07:36] H     Then, in high school... [07:38] (Flashback) U     That guy, Koyuki Seri-kun,     was your partner in a previous life. [07:43] K     The cause of it all! [07:45] H     If it weren't for Tsukimiya, I'd... [07:47] K     If it weren't for Tsukimiya-kun, I'd... [07:50] H     I need your help, Gestöber. [07:52] Kids     Thank you for the meal! [07:54] Teacher     Everyone, we have a surprise cake today! [07:59] Kids     Cake?! [08:00] Kids     What for?! [08:01] K     H-Happy birthday to everyone born in December! [08:05] Kids     Yay! [08:07] H     And... And this is for Tsukimiya! SIGN    Ta- SIGN    da! [08:11] H     I asked Gestöber to make it for me. [08:15] H     It's spelled wrong, though... SIGN    Tsukimiya Utsugi [08:17] H     Your birthday is December 12th, right? [08:20] H     Happy birthday, Tsukimiya. [08:22] H     And... [08:25] H     Congratulations on getting     onto the student council. [08:28] H     I can't do anything to help you, [08:29] H     but I'm sure you're better     suited for it than me. SIGN    Tsukimiya Utsugi [08:32] H     Do your best. [08:34] U     You're not mad anymore, Hanadori? [08:36] H     O-Of course not. [08:38] H     I hope we can still be friends. [08:40] U     Sure. Thanks, Hanadori! [08:46] H     It... It actually really hurt     to be in a fight with you! [08:52] U     You never change, Hanadori. [08:57] K     I bet he's manipulated you your whole life. SIGN    Hijiri Preschool SIGN    Hijiri Preschool [09:02] (Flashback) H     Um, Tsukimiya-kun... [09:06] (Flashback) H     Be my friend. [09:09] U     I couldn't help recalling it. [09:12] U     Hanadori was so cute when he was little. [09:16] H     D-Dummyhead! You're making me blush! [09:18] K     Dum... Oh, forget it. [09:20] ---     What was that all about? [09:24] K     Will the day ever come when I look back     on meeting these guys with nostalgia? [09:31] K     It's not exactly something     I want to remember... [09:35] U     Oh, by the way, Seri-kun... [09:37] U     We were reviewing the work     the student council does, [09:40] U     and we all decided we should     let the runner-up join, too. [09:45] U     I could use the help... [09:47] K     What? No! [09:49] K     If I do that, it'll happen again... [09:50] H     Gestöber, you traitor! [09:53] K     Hanadori-kun will throw another fit. [09:55] ---     N-No, I can't... [09:57] U     So since you were the runner-up,     Hanadori, why not join? [10:00] H     Me? Really? [10:02] H     What should I do? [10:04] H     I came in second? [10:06] H     I got more votes than Gestöber? [10:10] H     I feel kind of bad... [10:12] H     Will he be jealous? [10:14] H     If everyone finds out that he     got fewer votes than I did... [10:18] H     Still, only the chosen can participate. [10:22] H     I hate to say it, [10:24] H     but I did get more votes... [10:26] H     But, you know, I'm glad     I worked up the courage to run. [10:31] H     Effort doesn't always pay off, tho— [10:35] K     You bastards! SIGN    Hahahaha [10:36] K     Why are you so damn cocky?!     You act like you just slew an ogre! [10:39] K     Tsukimiya! Why'd you look     at me when you said that?! [10:39] M     Please slay this ogre too, Koyukichi-dono! [10:42] K     You jerk! Moron! Asshole! Screw you! [10:42] ---     Take off this worthless ogre's head! [10:47] H     Gestöber! [10:49] H     Please, hear me out! [10:51] H     I'm sorry! [10:53] H     I'm so sorry I hurt you! I didn't realize you     wanted to be on the student council so badly! [10:59] H     Don't worry, Gestöber! You have value! [11:03] H     Even if nobody else votes for you, I will! [11:07] H     So please, Gestöber! [11:10] H     Tsukimiya... [11:12] ---     Sometimes words of courage     don't get across, huh? [11:16] U     That's right, Hanadori. SIGN    RIP Koyuki SIGN    RIP Koyuki SIGN    RIP Koyuki SIGN    RIP Koyuki SIGN    RIP Koyuki SIGN    RIP Koyuki SIGN    RIP Koyuki SIGN    RIP Koyuki SIGN    RIP Koyuki SIGN    RIP Koyuki SIGN    RIP Koyuki [11:18] K     Now I have something else I want to forget... SIGN    Christmas Party                                             Dec. 24th [11:24] H     Pathetic. [11:26] H     Becoming mere cattle,     brainwashed and manipulated... [11:30] H     Nothing more than sheeple. [11:32] H     If you want to celebrate the birth     of a god, celebrate mine instead. [11:36] U     What? You're not going, Hanadori? [11:38] U     Seri-kun's looking forward to it. [11:41] Sumiso     Um, are you going to the     Christmas party too, Koyuki-kun? [11:45] K     Y-Yeah. [11:48] K     Are you, Sumiso-san? [11:49] Sumiso     Yup! [11:52] K     I already bought something     for the gift exchange, but... [11:56] K     What should I do? [11:59] K     Would this look good on Sumiso-san? [12:03] K     Since I didn't get to give her a     birthday present thanks to them... [12:07] K     No, maybe it's better if I don't. [12:11] K     Maybe getting something     specially for her would be creepy. [12:14] K     And, actually... [12:16] K     Is she even coming today? [12:20] News     It's Christmas Eve, and snow storms     are blowing all across Japan... [12:24] K     Today's the Christmas party     that Tsukimiya-kun suggested... [12:28] ---     or probably just forced through     the student council. [12:32] K     Oh, jeez... [12:33] ---     I'm still early. I should     find somewhere to chill... [12:36] M     I'm begging you! SIGN    Yakiniku・Horumon [12:39] M     Please, sell me a Black Santa outfit! [12:43] M     I need Koyukichi-dono to wear it! [12:47] K     Mogami-kun, what are you doing? [12:47] Man     Sir, this is a yakiniku shop!     We don't have those! [12:52] M     What?! [12:53] M     You don't know the legend of Black Santa? [12:55] M     Black Santa Claus visits     bad little girls and boys [12:59] ---     and gives them awful things     like rocks or bloody intestines... [13:03] M     or even beats them with his sack! [13:06] M     I'm a bad boy! So I need a Black Santa     outfit for Koyukichi-dono! [13:11] K     Hey, stop that! [13:13] K     Do you always shout my     name in public like that? [13:13] M     Please! For Koyukichi-dono! [13:16] K     Also, why would a yakiniku     place sell Santa outfits? [13:17] M     Please! [13:22] M     I smell Koyukichi-dono! [13:23] M     He's close! [13:25] K     How can you tell at this distance?! [13:27] K     You're scary! [13:30] K     Starting over! [13:32] K     Today's the Christmas party. [13:33] K     I was just hoping to see Sumiso-san... [13:37] K     But I can't drag my feet like this! [13:39] K     Sumiso-san is popular with regular     guys who are constantly looking [13:44] ---     for a way to get closer to her,     but don't have the guts to do it. [13:48] K     I can tell! [13:50] K     I have to tell her how I feel... [13:55] Sumiso     This is for me? [13:56] Sumiso     A Christmas present! How wonderful! [14:00] Sumiso     Do you... like me, Koyuki-kun? [14:09] Sumiso     Koyuki-kun... [14:12] K     ...and get her to realize it! [14:17] K     Hibiki-kun?! SIGN    Careful                                        Snowblowing [14:22] Hibiki     I got snowblown by a snowblower! [14:25] K     How does that even happen? [14:26] Hibiki     I knew nobody liked me! [14:29] Hibiki     I got Helius-blown! [14:30] Hibiki     My present for the gift exchange is ruined! [14:33] Hibiki     I was looking forward to     my first Christmas party! [14:37] Hibiki     I don't have the right to participate... [14:40] Hibiki     I'm a grim reaper, after all. [14:42] ---     If I go, the cake will spoil,     and everyone will be cursed. [14:46] Hibiki     I'm a grim reaper, after all. [14:47] K     You don't have to get all poetic... [14:50] Hibiki     My mommy told me Santa doesn't     come to our house, either. [14:55] K     Here, Hibiki-kun. Take it. [14:58] K     For the gift exchange. [15:01] Hibiki     But Senpai, this is... [15:03] K     I bought extra. [15:05] Hibiki     Are you sure? [15:08] ---     Go have fun. [15:10] K     See you later! [15:13] K     I know that's what I said... [15:15] K     But what will I do for the gift exchange now? [15:19] K     Well, I've still got Sumiso-san's gift... [15:22] K     Anyway, I need to get going     before I run into any more trouble. [15:25] Man     Hey, wake up! [15:26] Woman     Are you okay? [15:27] Suzuran     Where is Utsugi-sama? [15:30] K     Mogami-san? [15:31] K     What are you doing? Where is your coat? [15:33] Man     You know her? [15:34] Man     Good, good. [15:36] Suzuran     I saw Utsugi-sama walking     with a middle-aged woman [15:38] Suzuran     and ran out of the house. [15:40] K     You'd better hurry home and     warm up before you get sick! [15:44] Suzuran     I have to go. [15:45] K     You can't! [15:47] Suzuran     You understand, don't you, Koyuki Seri? [15:49] Suzuran     I have to see him today. [15:51] Suzuran     Even if he's seeing someone else. [15:57] K     Then at least wear this. [16:01] K     I'm in a hurry! [16:02] K     Bye! Go home soon! [16:07] K     What do I do? [16:08] K     I don't have time to go buy anything else. [16:11] K     I need to at least get to the party... [16:13] K     I want to see Sumiso-san! [16:16] K     I fell into a hole! [16:17] K     What is this? Someone help! [16:19] K     I can't get out! [16:22] K     Why does this always happen to me? [16:27] K     I guess it's fine. [16:28] K     I wouldn't have had the courage     to give it to her, anyway. [16:31] H     Don't give up, little boy. [16:34] K     Santa-san? [16:36] H     I've been watching you. [16:39] H     There's someone you want to see, isn't there? [16:42] H     It's Christmas Eve. [16:44] H     God wouldn't let a good boy suffer. [16:48] K     Thank you, [16:50] K     but it's okay. [16:51] K     My clothes are all dirty now,     and I don't have a present for her. [16:57] H     Then give her this. [17:01] H     It's a silver accessory.     I'm sure she'll love it. [17:05] H     Merry Christmas, little boy! [17:11] M     I can't believe it! [17:12] M     Koyukichi-dono got my present! [17:15] M     I'm so glad I spent all     that time looking for it! [17:17] Aitsu     You're sure getting into the spirit, Koyuki. [17:19] Hibiki     It's so cute, Gestöber-senpai! [17:22] K     My clothes got all dirty,     so I didn't have a choice... [17:26] U     Number 8! [17:27] U     Whoever's got number 8, come on up! [17:30] K     Anyway, I took this, but I can't     really give it to anyone, can I? [17:35] K     I should give it back to that Santa. [17:38] Aitsu     What? You haven't turned in your present yet? [17:41] Aitsu     I'll take it up for you, so go eat. [17:46] U     Number 7! [17:47] Sumiso     Bingo! [17:49] Sumiso     I got this one! [17:52] K     S-Sumiso-san, that's... [17:54] Sumiso     What? Was this yours, Koyuki-kun? [17:56] Sumiso     What a coincidence. [17:58] Sumiso     Can I open it? [17:59] K     Is this okay? [17:59] K     Huh? Oh, uh... Sure. [18:03] Sumiso     What a beautiful necklace! [18:05] Sumiso     Is it handmade? [18:07] ---     That's... [18:08] Tokimune     Are you sure about this, Miguel? [18:11] Tokimune     You were so excited [18:12] Tokimune     about dressing up as Santa and giving     Gestöber a matching accessory. [18:18] S     It's fine. [18:19] ---     Gestöber worked hard today. [18:22] S     Though it was an awful thing     to do to you, Schlecht. [18:25] S     After you spent all that time teaching     me how to make accessories... [18:28] Tokimune     It's fine. [18:31] Tokimune     It's been a while since we've     gotten to spend time together. [18:34] Tokimune     Honestly... That Gestöber is     lucky you care for him so much. [18:42] K     I'm sorry, Sumiso-san. [18:44] K     I think that present was... [18:45] Sumiso     I just love it! [18:48] ---     Thank you, Koyuki-kun! [18:51] K     Sumiso-san's happy, and I got to     do what I came here for, but... [18:56] H     Don't give up, little boy. [19:00] K     I'm sorry. [19:01] K     Sumiso-san, I'm pretty sure     that was meant for me. [19:06] K     I know I'm probably not     making any sense, but... [19:13] Sumiso     I'm glad. [19:16] Sumiso     It was important to you, wasn't it? [19:19] K     Th-Thank you. [19:21] K     I'm sorry. I... [19:23] K     I really wanted you to... SIGN    RIP     Koyuki SIGN    RIP     Koyuki SIGN    RIP     Koyuki SIGN    RIP     Koyuki SIGN    RIP     Koyuki SIGN    RIP     Koyuki SIGN    RIP     Koyuki SIGN    RIP     Koyuki SIGN    RIP     Koyuki SIGN    RIP     Koyuki SIGN    RIP     Koyuki SIGN    RIP     Koyuki SIGN    RIP     Koyuki [19:35] H     Gestöber! What are you doing here? [19:36] K     You made this for me, didn't you? [19:41] H     Y-You could tell? [19:43] K     Well, obviously. [19:45] K     So, anyway, since you gave it to me... [19:50] K     Thanks. [19:56] H     Sure thing. [20:00] K     What a mess of a Christmas this has been. [20:02] K     I can't believe I'm spending     it with Hanadori-kun. [20:05] Sumiso     Koyuki-kun! [20:09] K     S-Sumiso-san! How— [20:12] Sumiso     Does it look good on me? [20:13] K     Wait, what? How... [20:15] Suzuran     I thought the pale pink would look good     draped on Sumiso Kotoko's shoulders. [20:19] Suzuran     I told her what happened and      delivered the gift to its rightful owner. [20:24] Suzuran     I asked why she'd want something that had      already been given to another girl, but... [20:29] Sumiso     Can I really have it? [20:35] K     O-Of cour— [20:36] Hibiki     Hey, Gestöber-senpai! [20:38] Hibiki     I was gifted dinner for two at a restaurant. SIGN    Gift Certificate [20:42] Hibiki     Since you gave me your present, [20:44] ---     I want you to have this. SIGN    Gift Certificate [20:46] K     Huh? Is this restaurant... [20:51] Man     Congratulations! [20:53] Man     You're our hundredth couple today! [20:55] K     Wh-What is with today?! [20:57] Suzuran     Why not go and enjoy yourselves, Koyuki Seri? [21:04] K     Th-Then, um... [21:06] K     Let's go. [21:08] H     Merry Christmas! [21:10] K     Not you! [21:15] U     Two Santas eating dinner together! [21:18] Yae     Kotoko, just forgot those losers. [21:22] Yae     What's so great about them? [21:25] Sumiso     They're such good friends! [21:27] Yae     Kotoko, is that really enough for you? [21:30] H     Wasn't that tasty, Gestöber? [21:31] Man     Are you sure this was all right, Shi-chan? [21:32] ---     Are you sure you don't want more? [21:34] Man     I lied to them about being      the hundredth couple. [21:34] ---     Oh, you're full? Okay. [21:36] Man     The manager's gonna get mad at me! [21:37] ---     Then let's spend next Christmas here, too! [21:39] Tokimune     Even an angel like Miguel needs a gift. [21:40] ---     It's a promise, Gestöber! [21:42] Tokimune     I'll let him have his fun tonight. [21:46] U     Okay, I'm taking the picture, guys! [21:48] U     Ready? [21:50] All     Friends forever! [21:52] K     Don't make that our thing! [23:25] K     It's no use. [23:26] K     Our animators are gone,     and I can't get this colored. [23:28] K     It's the Lunar New Year,     and I can't get anyone to work! [23:31] K     We really are out of options this time! [23:33] H     We'll just have to offer     five times the pay per cut! [23:37] K     Don't! We'll run out of budget!