4 - The Witch of Gluttony

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    I've found another girl that I like.
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    She's an underclassman, but she's slender,
    with long arms and legs.
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    She's a model, actually.
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    Airi, you're a reader model, so you're
    a model, too, as far as it goes.
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    But I mean, a real model is, you know, thin.
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    Airi, you're getting pudgy
    nowadays, aren't you?
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    Sorry, but from now on, we're just friends.
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    "The Witch of Gluttony"
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    The curry is ready.
[02:01] ---
    Yay!
[02:02] ---
    We love your curry, Grandma!
[02:06] ---
    Thank you for this food!
[02:13] ---
    Special attack! Whee!
[02:17] ---
    Away you go!
[02:18] ---
    Away you go!
[02:20] ---
    Away you go!
[02:23] ---
    Freshness is the life of good ingredients!
[02:29] ---
    Here it comes!
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    Candy Attack!
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    Everything's ready! Whee!
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    Now then, to start cooking!
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    I'm going to keep turning them out! Whee!
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    You're all looking tasty, too.
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    You're tiny.
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    Go!
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    More! More!
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    Whee! Whee! Whee! Whee! Whee!
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    Let the whole world turn into candy!
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    It was a dream?
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    Oh well, off to work.
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    Yum!
[05:07] ---
    "Now serving Airi's summer curry!!"
[05:09] ---
    Yum! Yum! Yummy! This is terrific!
[05:14] ---
    Excuse me, can I get another, please?
[05:19] ---
    For my money, this curry wins a place
    in the greatest dish hall of fame.
[05:24] ---
    Here you go.
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    ♪ You, and me, and puppies, and kitties, ♪
[05:30] ---
    ♪ everyone loves curry rice! ♪
[05:34] ---
    ♪ Beef, chicken, pork, Keema, ♪
[05:38] ---
    ♪ everyone loves curry rice! ♪
[05:41] ---
    ♪ Curry rice! ♪
[05:43] ---
    ♪ Curry rice! ♪
[05:50] ---
    I've found another girl that I like.
[05:53] ---
    She's an underclassman, but she's slender.
[05:55] ---
    But I mean, a real model is, you know, thin.
[05:59] ---
    Airi, you're getting pudgy
    nowadays, aren't you?
[06:04] ---
    He calls me pudgy, but the last time
    I had a donut was three years ago.
[06:10] ---
    I sure would like a donut. Like I could.
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    I'm so careful, too, because
    it's easy for me to get fat.
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    Another, please!
[06:20] ---
    Okay!
[06:23] ---
    --♪ Grandpa, and Grandma,
    and Brother, and Sister, ♪
    --Airi, your curry has a lot of fans, huh?
[06:27] ---
    ♪ everyone loves curry rice! ♪
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    A cat and donuts...
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    Wow... It's so hot every day.
    Is it getting to you?
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    Mmm, that's good. Delicious! Buono!
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    Listen...
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    Haruto, here, have a little taste.
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    Nah, not right now.
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    My dreams lately have been about
    nothing but donuts and candy.
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    Hmm, I was hoping you would
    eat at least one of these, Haruto.
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    You brought some curry yesterday, right?
[07:37] ---
    I've been on a curry kick lately.
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    So, anything going on?
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    No, not especially.
    Anything going on with you?
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    I've been going to this weird land
    of candy every night, is all.
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    Oh, but the weirdest thing
    is that there's a cat
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    who brings curry and donuts
    to eat, every single day.
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    That is an unusual cat, huh?
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    ♪ I love you, curry rice! ♪
[08:05] ---
    ♪ Curry rice! ♪
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    Go away!
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    These are huge.
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    What are these?
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    A parting gift from the cat.
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    These are way huge!
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    I love these!
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    La-la-la donuts!
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    You really are just a kid.
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    Brother! All girls love snacks!
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    Brother! Brother!
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    The donuts are multiplying!
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    Huh?!
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    Brother, let's go!
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    Hold up.
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    Whee-whee! Whee-whee!
[08:47] ---
    Lily!
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    Where did you go?!
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    What the hell is this?
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    Lily!
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    Ugh... I'm more-or-less getting used to this.
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    Huh?
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    --There's no taste.
    --There's no taste.
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    --I still need to find Lily.
    --Donuts! Whee-whee!
[09:39] ---
    A soy-flour donut?
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    Ow! Ow! Ow!
[09:50] ---
    Lily, that hurts, that hurts, that hurts!
    I don't taste that good!
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    I can't eat any more.
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    This Brother-donut is a hit.
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    For Pete's sake.
[10:10] ---
    Haruto, you seem to be going out
    with Lily every night lately.
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    What are you eating?!
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    The limited edition "My Summer
    Curry," in the big size.
[10:27] ---
    Man, I'm on a curry kick lately. Want some?
[10:31] ---
    Nah, I just stuffed myself with donuts.
[10:34] ---
    Wait, isn't that cup ramen too hot for you?
[10:36] ---
    You do have a cat's tongue after all.
[10:38] ---
    No, I don't have a cat's tongue.
[10:41] ---
    --Lily?
    --I can eat both hot ramen and hot curry just fine.
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    Nothing beats curry in the summer.
    Don't you think so, Haruto?
[10:48] ---
    I'm all about the limited-time curry
    this one coffee shop has now.
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    I'm telling you, it's the
    absolute gold standard food.
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    Every day, I just can't rest
    until I've had some.
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    The secret ingredient in that shop's
    curry has to be bonito flakes.
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    Hurry along, now.
[11:08] ---
    Oh, right...
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    On the subject of bonito flakes,
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    they have nine kinds of
    essential amino acids
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    that your body can't produce on its own.
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    Tryptophan, in particular, is an amino acid
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    which is needed to produce
    a neurotransmitter called serotonin.
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    My point being...
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    If you keep on eating their curry,
    it will help you relieve stress
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    and alleviate any insomnia.
    Man, it's fantastic.
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    The fourth witch, huh?
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    Thank you for this food!
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    --More!
    --More!
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    Grandma, we love your curry!
[12:20] ---
    --It's yummy!
    --It's yummy, isn't it?
[12:35] ---
    Grandma's curry... That takes me back.
[12:39] ---
    She put in lots of tomatoes, right?
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    Every August, I would always
    go and stay with Grandma.
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    I made curry with Grandma a lot.
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    It was full of onions, potatoes,
    carrots, eggplant, and tomatoes.
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    I was so happy to make it with Grandma.
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    When I got into high school,
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    and started as a reader model,
    I got so busy that I wasn't able to go.
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    I sure wished I could make curry
    with Grandma once again.
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    Grandma, it's a popular menu item
    at Uncle's coffee shop.
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    Someone even comes in for it every day.
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    It's gone up?
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    That's strange. It's so hot,
    I'm not even eating very much.
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    ♪ Katsumi loves his curry! ♪
[14:14] ---
    Mmm, as good as always! Another, please!
[14:23] ---
    Yum! Yum!
[14:25] ---
    Another, please!
[14:27] ---
    Okay.
[14:29] ---
    --♪ Everyone loves curry rice! ♪
[14:32] ---
    --He's in fine form again today, huh?
    --♪ Everyone loves curry rice! ♪
[14:32] ---
    --He's in fine form again today, huh?
    --♪ Katsumi loves his curry! Katsumi! ♪
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    "Airi, you have 5 kg to go
    to reach your ideal weight"
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    Yay! This place is full of donuts!
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    How long is this going to go on?!
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    Come on, wake up from this dream!
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    Away you go! Whee-whee!
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    Everything turn into candy!
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    Hmm? This tastes different.
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    Thank you for waiting.
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    You really do love curry, don't you?
    Thanks for always coming in.
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    I like how you put so many tomatoes in it.
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    I can't take these donuts anymore!
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    In this world, no matter
    how much you eat, it's okay!
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    I've had enough! I want to go home!
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    You eat, and eat, and never get fat.
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    That sounds terrific.
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    Brother...
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    I'm... leaving.
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    Whoa, wait!
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    Would you mind undoing these?
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    Can I eat you?
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    Did you hear what I said?
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    Mm-hmm.
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    I'm the queen of the Land of Donuts!
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    Listen...
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    More donuts. More candy. Let's eat... more...
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    I want to eat, but I'm not sure I should.
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    Donuts, cotton candy...
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    Soft. Ice. Cream.
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    Chocolate, candy, jellies, love...
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    I can eat and eat, and still
    have a knockout figure...
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    I want to eat, but I'm not sure I should.
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    Can I eat you?!
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    Whee! Whee!
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    --Thank you for this food!
    --Thank you for this food!
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    Whoo! More, please!
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    This curry is top-notch!
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    Huh?
[18:45] ---
    You're not eating?
[18:47] ---
    Aren't you hungry?
[18:51] ---
    It's good.
[18:56] ---
    It may be good, but...
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    But...?
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    If I eat it, I'll lose weight.
[19:04] ---
    You'll lose weight?
[19:06] ---
    Does eating and losing weight bother you?
[19:09] ---
    Mm-hmm.
[19:11] ---
    When I eat, I lose weight in a hurry.
[19:14] ---
    And losing weight is a bad thing?
[19:16] ---
    Yes, it is.
[19:19] ---
    When I ate and lost weight,
    my boyfriend dumped me.
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    Why don't you try having just one bite?
[19:32] ---
    Whether you lose weight or gain it,
[19:34] ---
    it's no fun if you can't
    enjoy your meal, is it?
[20:26] ---
    That's so good! And so fun!
[21:08] ---
    Another dish, and some coffee, please!
[21:11] ---
    Okay!
[21:14] ---
    Oh, he's in fine form again today, huh?
[21:18] ---
    He sure does seem to
    enjoy eating, doesn't he?
[21:23] ---
    ♪ You, and me, and puppies, and kitties, ♪
[21:27] ---
    ♪ everyone loves curry rice! ♪
[21:30] ---
    --I'm going to find a new love!
    --♪ Beef, chicken, pork, Keema, ♪
[21:34] ---
    --♪ everyone loves curry rice! ♪
[21:35] ---
    --Whoa, Airi...?
    --♪ everyone loves curry rice! ♪
[21:38] ---
    ♪ Grandpa, and Grandma,
    and Brother, and Sister, ♪
[21:42] ---
    ♪ everyone loves curry rice! ♪
[21:46] ---
    ♪ Curry rice! ♪
[21:48] ---
    ♪ Curry rice! ♪
[21:56] ---
    In a halo-shaped donut,
    in cream soda, I dissolve
[22:08] ---
    Which should I pick, a love life prediction
    or a weather forecast?
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    The spiral staircase in the mirror
    is covered in icing
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    In my dreams, the world is pastel
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    The truth is, I don’t know
    if the truth is true
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    My only guidepost is the warmth
    I feel in my heart
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    If there were a path you could take,
    different from your current one,
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    would you want to take it?
[23:33] ---
    Yes I would, baa!
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    "The Witch of Ordinariness"
[23:35] ---
    Next time's dream is
    "The Witch of Ordinariness."
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