E3 - THE MAN WHO STANDS AT THE TOP

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[00:10] ---
    Nice. Wonderful. Sparks are flying!
[00:13] ---
    What's so nice about this?
[00:15] ---
    But Sakura-kun, when in
    Sugishita-kun's presence...
[00:20] ---
    it's not wise to say "taking the top spot."
[00:23] ---
    Damn you.
[00:24] ---
    Sugishita-kun has been visiting here
    often since middle school.
[00:28] ---
    His passion and talent have been recognized,
[00:31] ---
    and he was the only person
    who was allowed
[00:33] ---
    to say he was a Bofurin member
    even before entering high school.
[00:36] ---
    And his allegiance to the current top spot
    is more like worship, perhaps.
[00:42] ---
    It's a bit much from
    a third-party perspective.
[00:44] ---
    He's a fanatic believer of the top of Furin.
[00:49] ---
    And since you said you'll take that spot, well...
[00:53] ---
    Don't just stir the pot! Stop them!
[00:55] ---
    Huh? Why can't you do it?
[00:57] ---
    We can't!
[00:59] ---
    If you don't hurry up and stop them,
    that outsider's gonna get killed!
[01:09] ---
    Too bad. You whiffed.
[01:19] ---
    A fanatic, huh?
[01:21] ---
    So you can't think for yourself, and
    you can't decide anything on your own, huh?
[01:27] ---
    Someone like that can't take me down.
[03:11] ---
    S-Sakura-san.
[03:14] ---
    Ah, uh...
[03:15] ---
    Mic check, check, check.
[03:20] ---
    Hey, which button am I supposed to push?
[03:23] ---
    Wait, it's already on?
[03:25] ---
    You should tell me that, jeez!
[03:27] ---
    I did tell you!
[03:28] ---
    What the hell?
[03:31] ---
    Hey! Grats and welcome to this school!
[03:35] ---
    Tone it down, idiot. Just talk normally.
[03:37] ---
    Huh? I mean, this is my first speech.
[03:40] ---
    Your regular voice is loud enough!
    We'll get complaints from off campus!
[03:45] ---
    The hell? They interrupted
    when things were gettin' good.
[03:48] ---
    What do they want?
[03:50] ---
    Aight, let's keep going!
[03:57] ---
    What the? The entire room...
[03:59] ---
    Who the hell is that?
[04:02] Sign
    BROADCASTING
[04:03] ---
    Well... Then let's get back into this.
[04:07] ---
    I am the Bofurin rep, Hajime Umemiya.
[04:12] ---
    So this is the top of Furin.
[04:14] ---
    The strongest guy in Furin!
[04:18] ---
    Ummmm...
[04:22] ---
    Sorry. I forgot what I was gonna say.
[04:25] ---
    Oh, that's right.
[04:25] Sign
    FWIP
[04:26] ---
    You guys...
[04:28] Sign
    ENJOY
[04:28] ---
    Enjoy your youth! Got that?
[04:29] Sign
    YOUTH
[04:31] ---
    ENJOY YOUTH
[04:32] Sign
    I mean, you made it all the way
    to high school!
[04:35] ---
    Go make tons of memories
    and make your lives meaningful!
[04:38] ---
    It'd be nice to go to the beach
    or to the mountains.
[04:41] ---
    By the way, I prefer the beach!
[04:42] ---
    Wow, I could care less.
[04:45] ---
    All right. We'll all head out
    to the beach this summer!
[04:48] ---
    Let's chow down on shaved ice!
[04:50] ---
    Shaved ice?
[04:53] ---
    Was any of that weird?
[04:55] ---
    Oh not at all, that's preposterous!
[04:57] ---
    Your God and Buddha's grateful words
    make me extremely delighted!
[05:01] ---
    Oh, I just said "all" outta habit.
[05:05] ---
    But with this many guys,
    I'm sure some won't get along.
[05:09] ---
    I'm sure a lot of stuff will happen, too.
[05:10] Sign
    STARE
[05:11] ---
    Though, surely nobody's gonna get into
    slugfests on the first day!
[05:15] Sign
    WIPE WIPE
    WIPE WIPE
[05:15] ---
    I won't tell you guys to get chummy,
    but y'all get along, okay?
[05:19] ---
    You can wipe the blood off your nose,
    but everyone saw you fighting.
[05:22] ---
    What? He's the one who attacked first!
[05:25] ---
    Anyway, I know I have to say at least this.
[05:30] ---
    You guys...
[05:32] ---
    Protect the town.
[05:35] ---
    The name given to us is Bofurin.
    "Guardians" of Furin.
[05:37] Sign
    BOFURIN
[05:39] ---
    Live up to that name. Protect the people,
    their property, their beliefs.
[05:43] ---
    Protect everything that you value.
[05:45] ---
    That is the one and only rule here!
[05:48] ---
    Yes, sir!
[05:50] ---
    That's it! All right, I'm leaving the rest
    to you guys!
[05:54] ---
    All right, I'm done.
    Let's go get some grub!
[05:56] ---
    You're still broadcasting!
[05:59] ---
    It's not like
    he's standing right in front of us.
[06:00] ---
    Wicked! Umemiya-san is awesome!
[06:02] ---
    What is this sense of solidarity?
[06:03] ---
    Of course he is.
[06:04] ---
    Would simply being
    a strong fighter do this much?
[06:05] ---
    You barely even know him.
[06:08] ---
    Umemiya. What kinda guy is he?
[06:11] ---
    Hey, hey. Both of you.
[06:13] ---
    Don't you need to make amends?
[06:15] ---
    I know! Maybe shake hands and call a truce.
    That's so the spirit of youth.
[06:16] Sign
    CLENCH
[06:21] ---
    Why should I?
    We haven't made amends to begin with!
[06:24] ---
    We haven't even settled the score!
    He's the one who assaulted me!
[06:28] ---
    Sakura-san, why is your face so red?
[06:31] ---
    Since you're striving for the top spot,
    something like this should be trivial.
[06:37] ---
    Sugishita-kun. If Umemiya-san heard that
    you attacked and punched your classmate,
[06:41] ---
    what do you think he'd say?
[06:56] ---
    We're shaking hands?
[06:59] ---
    For real?
[07:01] ---
    Sakura-san? H-Hurry! Take his hand!
[07:05] ---
    I just need to grab his hand.
[07:07] ---
    Not slap it away, or fling it aside.
[07:11] ---
    Touching someone else outside of a fight...
[07:16] ---
    feels strange.
[07:24] Sign
    GRIP GRIP GRIP GRIP GRIP GRIP
[07:24] ---
    Great. Nice! This is enjoying youth.
[07:27] ---
    What's so nice about this?
[07:29] ---
    Is he a gorilla, or what?
[07:34] ---
    Sakura-san!
[07:36] ---
    Ow! What the hell are...
[07:38] ---
    You're really something!
    You actually landed a blow on Sugishita!
[07:42] ---
    That kick was wicked.
[07:43] ---
    You're so flexible.
[07:45] ---
    I bet he can walk while doing the bridge.
[07:48] ---
    I can do that, too!
[07:48] ---
    Now that I think about it...
[07:51] ---
    It's been nothing but stuff like this
    since I came to this town.
[08:01] ---
    What's wrong? You're quiet.
[08:02] ---
    You didn't strangle him unconscious, did you?
[08:08] ---
    You think I'd go down that easily?
[08:10] ---
    The human body
    is a lot warmer than I thought.
[08:16] ---
    Hey, you chumps!
[08:18] ---
    We're rrrolling out! Get outside!
[08:20] ---
    Huh? We just came to class.
[08:23] ---
    And who're you?
[08:26] ---
    Sakura-san, that part has an uneven coat.
[08:29] ---
    What the hell...
[08:30] ---
    I brought additional paint.
[08:32] ---
    ...is all this?
[08:34] ---
    Nire-kun, you're good at painting.
[08:37] ---
    You think so?
[08:38] ---
    What kinda messed up crap is this?
[08:50] Sign
    30 MINUTES AGO
[08:51] ---
    The hell?
[08:53] ---
    We just got to the classroom.
[08:55] ---
    Shut up!
[08:57] ---
    Quit yerrr yappin'
    and head out to the courrrtyard!
[09:00] ---
    If y'all arrre slow,
    they're gonna yell at me, too!
[09:04] ---
    So much rolling of the tongue.
[09:06] ---
    Move yer butts!
[09:10] ---
    It took you guys seven minutes, 48 seconds,
    and 26 centiseconds to come outside!
[09:16] ---
    Even kindergarteners
    can move faster than you!
[09:20] ---
    He counts to centiseconds.
    So meticulous.
[09:26] ---
    That's the guy from yesterday.
[09:27] ---
    Huh? Sakura-san, you know him?
[09:30] ---
    Yesterday, when I saved that café girl...
[09:32] ---
    You mean Kotoha-san?
[09:35] Sign
    RUN RUN RUN
[09:38] Sign
    FWEEE
[09:40] ---
    That hurt! What're you...
[09:43] ---
    I told you, never, ever tell anyone
    that Kotoha-chan was there!
[09:48] ---
    Gross! Stop spitting at me!
[09:50] ---
    You don't get it at all, do you!?
[09:51] ---
    What're they talking about?
[09:53] ---
    Makes me wonder, too.
[09:54] ---
    I-I told you if he finds out
    Kotoha-chan was in danger,
[09:58] ---
    there's gonna be hell to pay!
[10:02] ---
    Anyway, Kotoha-chan was not there!
[10:05] ---
    And don't ever talk about
    what happened yesterday!
[10:07] ---
    Or else...
[10:10] Sign
    GAS-KUN 10
    FOR UPSET STOMACHS
[10:12] ---
    I'll be coughing up blood.
[10:14] ---
    Huh?
[10:15] ---
    Sheesh!
[10:17] ---
    I have no idea why you came
    all the way here from outta town.
[10:21] ---
    But you ended up at a place
    with a ridiculous leader.
[10:29] ---
    Sakura-san,
    what were you talking about?
[10:32] ---
    Nothing.
[10:33] ---
    What? Then what's he like?
[10:36] ---
    He got pissed for no reason, started hurtin',
    and took Gas-kun 10. Weird guy.
[10:40] ---
    Gas-kun 10? Heartburn medicine.
[10:43] ---
    Why are you jotting that down?
[10:45] ---
    Why, you ask?
[10:47] ---
    Hiragi-san is one of the Four Kings
    of the school, of Bofurin.
[10:52] ---
    Four Kings!?
[10:53] Sign
    REPRESENTATIVE
    FOUR KINGS
[10:54] ---
    Umemiya-san reigns at the top of Bofurin.
[10:56] ---
    Under him are the Four Kings.
[10:59] ---
    Each of them are like captains for one class
    in each of the three grades.
[11:05] ---
    So we're Team One,
    because we're in Class One?
[11:09] ---
    Oh, no.
[11:10] Sign
    TAMON TEAM / JIKOKU TEAM
    ZOJO TEAM / KOMOKU TEAM
[11:11] ---
    Bofurin is based on the Four Heavenly Kings,
    and the names starting with Class One are...
[11:15] ---
    Tamon Team, Jikoku Team,
    Zojo Team, and Komoku Team.
[11:20] ---
    We're part of Tamon Team.
[11:22] ---
    Split up into groups of four or five guys.
[11:25] ---
    Each group will have one second-year
    or third-year as supervisor.
[11:29] ---
    Follow their lead.
    Learn our ways and what to watch for.
[11:33] ---
    All right, let's move out.
[11:35] ---
    Move? Where? To do what?
[11:41] ---
    We're gonna go patrol the town.
[11:45] ---
    Patrolling is fine...
[11:47] ---
    but why do I gotta be with him?
[11:47] Sign
    IGNORE
[11:50] ---
    I told you. Umemiya told me
    to keep my eyes on you two.
[11:55] ---
    You two are with me. Umemiya's orders.
[11:56] Sign
    HUH!?
[11:59] ---
    I mean, you guys
    duked it out already, right?
[12:01] ---
    We didn't duke it out. He just came
    swingin' at me, so I kicked his face!
[12:01] Sign
    GRAAH GRAAH
[12:08] ---
    I don't care.
    You guys stay apart as you walk.
[12:10] Sign
    PUSH
[12:11] ---
    He's like a kindergarten teacher.
[12:13] ---
    I'm a daycare worker?
[12:14] ---
    You know, you say patrol,
    but we're just strollin' around.
[12:19] ---
    If we're protecting the town,
[12:20] ---
    it's more efficient to look for guys
    messin' around and pummel 'em.
[12:24] ---
    You idiot.
[12:26] ---
    That wouldn't be protecting.
    That's called raiding.
[12:30] ---
    There's meaning in us walkin' around.
[12:33] Sign
    ECHIGO SHOE STORE
[12:34] ---
    Us walking around in our uniforms
    has kept a lot of the smaller teams away.
[12:40] ---
    Our fights are fights to protect others.
[12:44] ---
    We don't need to make the first move.
[12:49] ---
    What's up with that?
    Sounds super dull.
[12:53] ---
    You're the dull one if fighting
    is the only fun you have.
[12:59] ---
    Come on, granny.
[12:59] Sign
    WOBBLE WOBBLE
[13:01] ---
    That's dangerous! Stop that!
[13:02] Sign
    YAMANE MUSIC INSTRUMENTS
[13:03] ---
    You guys come with me!
[13:06] ---
    Oh, this helps a ton.
[13:08] ---
    We erase and we erase,
    but they keep drawing graffiti.
[13:11] ---
    Though it happens less often lately.
[13:13] ---
    It's nothing.
[13:15] ---
    The hell is this?
[13:16] ---
    This is part of our job as Bofurin.
[13:19] ---
    Hey, boss! This side's done now.
[13:23] ---
    Oh, thank you, thank you!
[13:23] Sign
    STEAMY
[13:25] ---
    Here, take these.
[13:27] ---
    Thank you!
[13:28] Sign
    TONPU TAIYAKI
[13:29] ---
    Thank you guys!
[13:37] ---
    You can't have fun unless it's a fight?
[13:40] ---
    Though I know what you mean.
[13:43] ---
    We used to be like that in the past, too.
[13:46] ---
    But an exchange of words,
    needing and being needed...
[13:52] ---
    Stuff like that can be pretty fun, too.
[14:21] ---
    So a bar alley stretches that way.
[14:25] ---
    A dog?
[14:27] ---
    That's an ugly dog.
[14:29] ---
    Hold it, Sakura-san!
[14:30] Sign
    SHWOOF FWSH FWSH F-FWSH
[14:31] ---
    Don't say stuff like that!
[14:32] ---
    We don't know where those guys
    are hanging around!
[14:35] ---
    Those guys?
[14:36] ---
    This is the territorial border
    between Bofurin and another team.
[14:41] ---
    You should never, ever cause an issue
    on the other side of the overhead tracks.
[14:44] ---
    Just like how different countries have
    different laws, our rules mean jack over there.
[14:49] ---
    The team that runs
    that area up ahead is called...
[14:53] Sign
    SHISHITOREN
[14:53] ---
    Shishitoren, the devotees of power.
[14:58] ---
    Devotees of power.
[15:02] ---
    Sounds good. I like stuff like that.
[15:05] ---
    Hold it, punk!
[15:10] ---
    A San Middle School uniform?
[15:11] ---
    What the hell you doing over there?
    Hurry and get back here!
[15:17] ---
    Oh, behind him!
[15:19] ---
    Those orange souvenir jackets.
    Shishitoren!
[15:22] ---
    Damn it, he ain't gonna make it
    past the tracks!
[15:26] ---
    Whoa!
[15:43] ---
    Damn you. You're in my way.
[15:46] ---
    What have you done?
[15:47] ---
    W-We're in enemy turf,
    and we struck first.
[15:51] ---
    What're you talkin' about?
    If he's one of us...
[15:55] ---
    then they struck first.
[15:57] ---
    Wha...
[15:58] ---
    Wha...
[16:01] ---
    What exactly are you guys doing!?
[16:03] ---
    I'll take care of the rest.
    You go over there.
[16:05] Sign
    IGNORE
[16:06] ---
    Hey, listen!
[16:08] ---
    Oh man, what're ya doin'?
[16:13] ---
    Well, damn. He's completely out.
[16:16] ---
    Going down with one kick? So lame.
[16:19] ---
    What's up with these guys?
    Aren't they on the same side?
[16:27] ---
    What is it?
[16:29] ---
    What's goin' on?
[16:32] ---
    I saw one of our jackets zoomin' by...
[16:36] ---
    so I came chasin' after y'all.
[16:38] ---
    To think he'd show up, of all people...
[16:42] ---
    The second-in-command
    of Shishitoren, Jo Togame.
[16:47] ---
    Why do we have Furin over here?
[16:54] ---
    Saruwatari? What's up with ya?
[16:58] ---
    What's with this guy?
[17:02] ---
    He was chasing after one of our boys.
[17:06] ---
    Well, if it ain't Hiragi.
[17:09] ---
    Hey there!
[17:11] ---
    This guy.
    He's so slow-paced, it's irritating.
[17:15] ---
    So this...
[17:17] ---
    was done by those guys?
[17:21] ---
    This guy might be a badass.
[17:26] ---
    Enough of the games, punk!
[17:29] ---
    The rules were that we don't interfere
    on each other's turf!
[17:32] ---
    This side of the tracks
    is Shishitoren's turf!
[17:35] ---
    Don't you be struttin' around on our...
[17:47] ---
    "Our" turf?
[17:50] ---
    You lost, didn't ya?
[17:53] ---
    That means you're weak.
[17:58] ---
    And you're fully aware, yeah?
[18:02] ---
    The weak are...
[18:05] ---
    Stop it!
[18:07] ---
    What?
[18:08] ---
    You're teammates...
    Ain't he on your side?
[18:12] ---
    Huh?
[18:14] ---
    Who is?
[18:16] ---
    This guy? Nah.
[18:18] ---
    He lost.
[18:21] ---
    Losing means you're weak.
[18:25] ---
    The weak...
[18:28] ---
    don't belong in Shishitoren.
[18:32] ---
    Wh-What's that mean...
[18:34] ---
    I heard the rumors, but you really don't
    get any good feelings from being around them.
[18:40] ---
    How lame.
[18:42] ---
    Devotees of power? What a joke.
[18:47] ---
    You beat up some wimp and call it power?
[18:50] ---
    And here I was thinking
    you'd actually be interesting.
[18:54] ---
    What a letdown.
[19:00] ---
    A letdown, you say.
[19:04] ---
    Hey, did ya hear that?
    Kill him? Kill him dead?
[19:08] ---
    Oh, it's fine, don't worry.
[19:11] ---
    Anyway, you...
[19:15] ---
    have one amazing head.
    It's like an Othello game.
[19:18] ---
    Now you bring it up!?
[19:20] ---
    More like, you talk way too fast.
[19:24] ---
    Huh? You just talk too slow.
[19:27] ---
    Oh, see?
[19:30] ---
    I can hear so little...
[19:32] ---
    it pisses me off.
[19:35] ---
    All right, that's it.
[19:37] ---
    I'll beat you to a pulp
    in a more proper setting.
[19:42] ---
    I won't be forgetting your face.
[19:46] ---
    See you later, Othello-kun.
[19:51] ---
    Who're you callin' Othello-kun?
[19:53] ---
    Both of you!
    What exactly have you done!?
[19:56] Sign
    GAAAH
[19:57] ---
    This is totally gonna cause conflict!
[20:00] ---
    War! It's gonna be war!
[20:02] ---
    There, there, Nire-kun.
    Calm down just a bit.
[20:05] ---
    It looks like I'm a bit late to the party.
[20:05] Sign
    PANT PANT
[20:08] ---
    But looking at him, I think
    it's a good thing I didn't strut out.
[20:11] ---
    H-Hiragi-san, you should follow the dosage
    and directions on the label.
[20:15] ---
    In the first place, if Sakura-san
    didn't provoke them at the end,
[20:18] ---
    the whole thing about the kick
    might've gotten fudged up.
[20:22] ---
    Togame isn't that easygoing.
[20:26] ---
    Even among the Shishitoren,
    he's especially territorial.
[20:30] ---
    It would never get fudged up.
[20:32] ---
    Is that so?
[20:32] sign
    SLUMP
[20:34] ---
    What's done is done.
[20:36] ---
    Besides, I should've acted first. Sorry.
[20:43] ---
    Let's head back to school for now.
[20:45] ---
    You, from San Middle School...
[20:48] ---
    I'm Sasaki.
[20:49] ---
    Sasaki, you come with us.
[20:52] ---
    I'll have you report everything to Umemiya.
[21:02] ---
    He really hates reporting
    to Umemiya that badly?
[21:05] ---
    When I heard that broadcast,
    he sounded like an easygoing guy.
[21:10] ---
    Umemiya.
[21:12] ---
    What kinda guy is he?
[21:22] ---
    Wha...
[21:22] ---
    What the hell?
[21:24] ---
    Whoa!
[21:25] ---
    Th-This is amazing!
[21:28] ---
    Umemiya!
[21:29] ---
    The top of Furin...
    The most powerful guy...
[21:33] ---
    Oh, Hiragi! Take a look at this!
[21:37] ---
    The eggplants and green peppers
    are growing strong!
[21:40] ---
    Let's all get together
    for a barbeque in the summer!
[21:42] Sign
    SMILE
[21:46] ---
    He's like a grade school kid.
[21:48] ---
    The strongest guy...
[21:51] sign
    THE MAN WHO STANDS AT THE TOP
[23:26] ---
    In any case, what're you gonna do
    about the teacher's desk, Sakura-san?
[23:30] ---
    Why are you asking me?
    I didn't do it!
[23:34] ---
    But it was all because Sakura-san
    provoked Sugishita-san to begin with.
[23:39] ---
    Just whose side are you on?
    You can tell him, too!
[23:44] ---
    Hey, Sugishita!
[23:45] ---
    Hey!
[23:49] ---
    Damn it, that punk is pretending
    to be asleep!