E4 - Tama's Job / My Name is Gon / Dog Police / Dog Police 2

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[01:34] ---
    TAMA'S JOB
[01:41] ---
    I forgot my textbook.
[01:43] ---
    Hurry up.
[01:45] ---
    Where's my gym uniform?
[01:47] ---
    This is why I'm always telling you
    to get it ready before you go to bed.
[02:15] ---
    You have it easy, Tama.
[02:17] ---
    You don't do anything but sleep all day.
[02:22] ---
    You'll be late!
[02:23] ---
    Okay!
[02:26] ---
    See you later!
[02:30] ---
    Busy, busy...
[02:33] ---
    I don't do anything?
[02:36] ---
    Well, it's true, but...
[02:44] ---
    There really isn't that much for us to do.
[02:48] ---
    Pochi, let's play!
[02:51] ---
    I can't today.
[02:52] ---
    The family is out all day,
    so I have to stand guard.
[02:57] ---
    I am a watchdog, after all.
[03:00] ---
    That's unusual.
[03:03] ---
    I see. Well, see you later.
[03:09] ---
    I guess a dog's job is to stand guard.
[03:12] ---
    But we cats don't have a job.
[03:16] ---
    Momo!
[03:17] ---
    Good morning!
[03:19] ---
    Good morning, Tama!
[03:21] ---
    I'm on my way to the park. Do you want to...
[03:23] ---
    Sorry, I have to help with the cafe!
[03:29] ---
    Momo, you're as cute as ever!
[03:31] ---
    If you weren't around,
    I wouldn't feel like drinking coffee, Momo.
[03:35] ---
    Me either. She's adorable.
[03:40] ---
    Come to think of it, I guess Momo works
    as the idol cat of Coffee Shop Tulip.
[03:46] ---
    Make way!
[03:51] ---
    We're running late.
    I have to pass these out fast!
[03:55] ---
    You too, Beh?
[03:57] ---
    Thank you, Mr. Banta.
[03:59] ---
    Huh? You're helping too, Beh?
    That's so admirable.
[04:05] ---
    Have a good day!
[04:15] ---
    I'm so busy!
[04:17] ---
    Work, work, work!
[04:21] ---
    Tora!
[04:23] ---
    You shouldn't be playing with that.
[04:26] ---
    I keep telling you it's dangerous. Sheesh.
[04:32] ---
    MATSU BATH
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    Here's your change!
[04:35] ---
    Oh, you can get the coffee creamer from there!
[04:40] ---
    See you next time, Koma.
[04:43] ---
    Even Koma is working.
[04:57] ---
    Hey, Tama!
[05:02] ---
    I'll see you later!
[05:20] ---
    You look out of sorts.
[05:22] ---
    INTERIOR NODA
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    Did something happen?
[05:24] ---
    Y-Yeah. I mean, not really, but...
[05:30] ---
    I guess the problem is "nothing."
[05:33] ---
    Oh, you have a friend with you today?
[05:37] ---
    How cute.
[05:39] ---
    That's cheap.
[05:40] ---
    It says only the first 50 customers.
[05:42] ---
    Let's hurry.
[05:45] ---
    I can't be wasting time here! The supermarket
    in the next town over is having a big sale!
[05:51] ---
    Gon!
[05:52] ---
    Gon-Gon!
[05:55] ---
    He answered!
[05:59] ---
    There's a cat here, too! It's cute!
[06:02] ---
    Hey, let's play video games at my house!
[06:05] ---
    Sure!
[06:09] ---
    Do these two
    belong to the furniture store owner?
[06:12] ---
    Yeah, I often see that one
    sleeping in front of the store.
[06:15] ---
    They're so sweet!
[06:19] ---
    We'd better get moving.
[06:21] ---
    If we don't catch the next train,
    we won't make it back in time for the meeting!
[06:24] ---
    Right! Bye-bye, kitty!
[06:33] ---
    People these days sure are busy.
[06:38] ---
    I mean, supermarkets, video games, meetings.
[06:41] ---
    Every day is packed.
[06:44] ---
    How about you, Gon?
[06:47] ---
    Don't you have a job?
[06:51] ---
    Sure, I do it all the time.
[06:54] ---
    Everyone pets me,
    calls me cute and smiles, right?
[06:59] ---
    Yeah.
[07:00] ---
    That's it! That's my job.
    Being cute is my profession.
[07:07] ---
    Why so surprised?
[07:09] ---
    It's a full-fledged job, not one you can do
    if your heart's not in it.
[07:16] ---
    They pet me, too. And said I was cute.
[07:20] ---
    That's right.
[07:23] ---
    You worked hard.
[07:25] ---
    Good job.
[07:30] ---
    I'm back!
[07:33] ---
    Tama!
[07:35] ---
    What did you do today?
[07:45] ---
    You're as cute as always, Tama.
[07:50] ---
    MY NAME IS GON
[07:53] ---
    ONE DOG SHOW
[08:04] ---
    My name is Gon.
[08:06] ---
    The name is...
[08:08] ---
    Oh, right. I just said it. It's Gon.
[08:12] ---
    Thank you for coming.
[08:15] ---
    I was born in the low-lying part of Osaka.
[08:17] ---
    Apparently I was found whimpering
    in front of a kebab shop, of all places.
[08:23] ---
    One thing led to another, and I wound up here,
    at Interior Noda on Third Street.
[08:30] ---
    Incidentally, the origin of my name
    is connected to this shop.
[08:34] ---
    INTERIOR NODA
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    When you're at a furniture store,
    there's a chest of drawers, right?
[08:37] ---
    And when there's a chest of drawers, gon!
    You might bump into it.
[08:42] ---
    Here comes one of my good friends.
[08:47] ---
    It's the Kuramochi's pet, Bull.
[08:50] ---
    Poor guy. He's taking a walk again today
    in that sweater.
[09:00] ---
    When I look at him closely, he reminds me
    of an old lady in Osaka. I feel nostalgic.
[09:05] ---
    But I wouldn't wear that.
[09:08] ---
    Th-This is a disguise to stay out of the public eye!
[09:11] ---
    And doing the family a favor!
    Like Papa on a Sunday!
[09:17] ---
    I don't know what he's talking about.
[09:19] ---
    Well, he's not a bad guy.
[09:21] ---
    Don't look at me like that!
[09:26] ---
    With a glass heart like that,
    will he be able to survive on Third Street?
[09:31] ---
    Hey, listen to this!
[09:33] ---
    I was in the newspaper the other day!
[09:36] ---
    Oh, I know. Something about tofu...
[09:41] ---
    Tofu tacos?
[09:43] ---
    No! Tofu tasting.
[09:45] ---
    SOFT TOFU
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    FIRM TOFU
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    That's right! Pochi's owner has a tofu shop
[09:49] ---
    and aside from his surprising snow white
    appearance, he has a special ability.
[09:53] ---
    That's amazing. How can you tell the difference
    between firm tofu and soft tofu?
[09:58] ---
    When you're a tofu master like me,
    it's almost like a conversation?
[10:04] ---
    Yeah. It's like I'm having
    a conversation with the tofu.
[10:08] ---
    When I'm face-to-face with the tofu,
    a small universe is formed.
[10:13] ---
    I ask the tofu, "Who are you?"
    And then I hear the tofu's voice and listen it.
[10:21] ---
    What I'm trying to say
    is that I'm tofu and tofu is me!
[10:27] ---
    That's more spiritual than necessary!
[10:28] ---
    Huh.
[10:30] ---
    He asked his question
    and then stopped paying attention!
[10:34] ---
    Did you know that tofu
    is one of the oldest foods in the world?
[10:35] ---
    The incredible double-ditsy duo.
[10:37] ---
    Really?
[10:40] ---
    Next we've got a handsome loner.
[10:42] ---
    He's cool as usual,
    although that outfit looks hot.
[10:46] ---
    Wait a second!
[10:49] ---
    A cool cat and a Tokyoite leader of the pack.
[10:52] ---
    That's an unusual combination.
[10:54] ---
    You again?
[10:56] ---
    You and me are going to have it out today!
[10:59] ---
    I refuse.
[11:00] ---
    No refusing!
[11:04] ---
    Fight me!
[11:07] ---
    Rock... paper... scissors!
[11:13] ---
    Look over...
[11:19] ---
    There.
[11:22] ---
    Why "look that way"?
[11:23] ---
    For cats, "look that way" is mind control!
[11:26] ---
    Rock... paper... scissors!
[11:30] ---
    Rock, paper, one pattern!
[11:33] ---
    Look over... there.
[11:36] ---
    Darn it! Why can't I play the game
    without smelling the pointing finger?
[11:42] ---
    I'm pathetic!
[11:43] ---
    That's what all cats do!
[11:46] ---
    I-I'll let you off the hook for today,
    but this isn't over! Remember that!
[11:50] ---
    I refuse.
[11:51] ---
    I told you, no refusing!
[11:55] ---
    I'm tired.
[11:56] ---
    Tora's natural ditziness cracks me up.
[12:00] ---
    And I give Nora props too
    for putting up with him all the time.
[12:04] ---
    Did you know, like dogs, even cats go home
    with their tail between their legs when they lose.
[12:16] ---
    I tell you, Third Street
    sure has its share of characters.
[12:20] ---
    Even though I just sit around,
    there's no time to be bored.
[12:30] ---
    My name is Gon.
[12:32] ---
    Third Street looks like a peaceful place,
    but to me, every day is a new comedy.
[12:39] ---
    I wonder what's for dinner.
[12:46] ---
    ONE DOG SHOW
[12:51] ---
    DOG POLICE
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    This is the Third Street Police Station.
[12:58] ---
    One of the employees is...
[13:03] ---
    Dog Officer Kuro!
[13:12] ---
    Another peaceful day on Third Street.
[13:14] ---
    Thief!
[13:16] ---
    A crime!
[13:18] ---
    Blast it! That rascal!
[13:20] ---
    What happened?
[13:22] ---
    He says someone stole a fish.
[13:24] ---
    What?
[13:29] ---
    Hey, Kuro.
[13:30] ---
    Did you find anything?
[13:32] ---
    The footprints of the suspect, most likely.
[13:35] ---
    What?
[13:37] ---
    We're dealing with a cat.
[13:39] ---
    You can tell?
[13:40] ---
    Take a good look at your own paw.
[13:46] ---
    On a dog's paw,
    the toe beans are close together, right?
[13:50] ---
    Whereas with a cat,
    they're spread farther apart.
[13:52] ---
    I see.
[13:54] ---
    A tuna filet meant for sashimi was stolen.
[13:58] ---
    The owner said he looked away
    for five seconds and then it was gone.
[14:02] ---
    Sounds to me like the deed of a hungry cat.
[14:06] ---
    A hungry cat, huh?
[14:21] ---
    Anything out of the ordinary?
[14:23] ---
    You were on the scene, right, Koma?
    Anything you remember would be useful.
[14:28] ---
    At the time...
[14:31] ---
    I was on my way to Momo's place.
[14:34] ---
    And then?
[14:36] ---
    I wanted to show Momo the toy
    my master bought for me...
[14:39] ---
    O-Okay.
[14:42] ---
    But then I thought it would be tiring
    to drag my toy all the way to Momo's...
[14:47] ---
    so I figured I would bring another one over.
[14:51] ---
    Except I realized I'd shown
    her that one the last time...
[14:54] ---
    Please! Get to the scene of the crime!
[14:57] ---
    Tama!
[14:59] ---
    Blast it! That rascal!
[15:02] ---
    Tama? You're sure that's what you heard?
[15:05] ---
    Yeah. I heard him angrily yell "Tama!"
[15:10] ---
    Oh no!
[15:11] ---
    Maybe Tama has something to do with the theft?
[15:15] ---
    Tama would never do anything like that. Relax.
[15:27] ---
    What are you doing?
[15:28] ---
    Pochi! Um... I'm here to see Tama!
[15:33] ---
    He's not home.
[15:36] ---
    HAVE YOU SEEN MY TAMA?
[15:36] ---
    He's lost again.
[15:39] ---
    Lost...
[15:41] ---
    Don't tell me Tama was so hungry that...
[15:43] ---
    No, the crime took place on Third Street.
[15:46] ---
    HAVE YOU SEEN MY TAMA?
[15:46] ---
    Even someone with a terrible sense of direction
    like Tama couldn't get lost on Third Street.
[15:51] ---
    No, he could.
[15:54] ---
    Kuro?
[15:57] ---
    Criminals return to the scene of the crime.
[15:59] ---
    If it is Tama...
[16:02] ---
    I have to make him turn himself in!
[16:05] ---
    Hey! Tama!
[16:07] ---
    Tama!
[16:09] ---
    You again?
[16:11] ---
    Tama, that's naughty!
[16:14] ---
    Th-That's the Tama that belongs
    to Mr. Isono of Third Street!
[16:18] ---
    Dog Officer Kuro!
[16:21] ---
    I'm glad to see you! I'm lost!
[16:25] ---
    Tell me, where's my house again?
[16:31] ---
    Tama!
[16:34] ---
    I'm ashamed of myself!
[16:34] ---
    Officer? You're holding me a little too tightly!
[16:36] ---
    To think I suspected you!
[16:38] ---
    Forgive me, Tama!
[16:39] ---
    What? What's wrong?
[16:43] ---
    Kuro, don't cry!
[16:49] ---
    DOG POLICE 2
[16:53] ---
    This is the Third Street Police Station.
[16:55] ---
    One of the employees is...
[17:00] ---
    Dog Officer Kuro!
[17:04] ---
    A beautiful day for a patrol!
[17:09] ---
    Beh.
[17:10] ---
    What are you doing?
[17:12] ---
    Watching a snail.
[17:17] ---
    Is it fun?
[17:18] ---
    Yeah!
[17:22] ---
    All's well on Third Street!
[17:28] ---
    Nora!
[17:30] ---
    How are things?
[17:32] ---
    What things?
[17:33] ---
    Are you getting enough to eat?
[17:35] ---
    Yeah.
[17:36] ---
    Are you sharpening your nails?
[17:38] ---
    No fleas?
[17:41] ---
    What is this?
[17:43] ---
    I worry about you, Nora.
[17:47] ---
    Worry about Tora, not me.
[17:50] ---
    Tora?
[17:51] ---
    He's been acting strangely.
[17:57] ---
    Strangely? I can't imagine Tora like that.
[18:06] ---
    DAIKI BUILDERS
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    Tora!
[18:10] ---
    Do you have a minute?
[18:12] ---
    I'm in a hurry.
[18:14] ---
    Where are you going?
[18:17] ---
    What's it to you?
[18:19] ---
    Hold on!
[18:21] ---
    Would you show me what's in your pocket?
[18:23] ---
    I told you, I'm in a hurry!
[18:25] ---
    Tora!
[18:26] ---
    He's not a cat for nothing. Fast on his feet.
[18:31] ---
    Tora suddenly ran off
    when questioned by a police officer?
[18:35] ---
    That's suspicious.
[18:36] ---
    Yeah. Although it's hard to say
    for sure unless I investigate.
[18:42] ---
    I'll contact you the moment I find anything.
[18:45] ---
    I'm counting on you.
[18:47] ---
    I hear a real cat lover has moved
    to Third Street recently.
[18:52] ---
    Bull!
[18:53] ---
    And some bad cats keep going over there.
[18:58] ---
    Something fishy is going on, if you ask me.
[19:00] ---
    Where is it?
[19:01] ---
    It's near my house
    and has an unusual triangular roof.
[19:06] ---
    Bull, the guard dog of Third Street
    and Solitary King of Destruction,
[19:12] ---
    is willing to team up with you to go on patrol.
[19:18] ---
    Ciao.
[19:23] ---
    Lot of fancy houses around here.
[19:25] ---
    This isn't a place where hoodlums gather.
[19:35] ---
    Tora.
[19:37] ---
    Kuro!
[19:38] ---
    Gon, did you get anything?
[19:41] ---
    That hairball Tora threw up
    contains traces of catnip!
[19:45] ---
    What?
[19:51] ---
    Back again, huh?
[19:53] ---
    Here, have some.
[19:55] ---
    More of that catnip you love...
[20:08] ---
    What were you doing here?
[20:13] ---
    I was just taking a little catnip.
[20:17] ---
    Wh-What? It's not like catnip is illegal.
[20:23] ---
    What was that for?
[20:25] ---
    Not even Tome has ever hit me!
[20:27] ---
    Idiot!
[20:28] ---
    For older cats and those with weak hearts,
[20:32] ---
    the stimulation from catnip
    is too strong, even dangerous!
[20:35] ---
    Regular use can even lead to respiratory failure!
[20:39] ---
    Even if it makes the cat happy, any human
    who gives a cat catnip every day is no cat lover!
[20:45] ---
    Don't break the heart of the person
[20:47] ---
    who truly loves you by jumping
    at the fleeting pleasure right under your nose!
[20:51] ---
    Wake up! Tora!
[20:57] ---
    I'm sorry! I... I...
[21:02] ---
    Let's go home. Tome is waiting for you.
[21:06] ---
    Okay.
[21:09] ---
    All right, let's race to your house, Tora!
[21:11] ---
    Get set, woof!
[21:13] ---
    That's not fair! Wait up!
[21:16] ---
    All's well on Third Street!
[21:20] ---
    Don't give cats too much catnip!