E2 - My Name is Bull / Peace / Going to the Beach

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[01:34] ---
    MY NAME IS BULL
[01:39] ---
    My name is Bull.
[01:41] ---
    I just moved to Third Street.
[01:44] ---
    I don't want anyone to make light of me,
    so my self-introduction will be...
[01:50] ---
    I'm Bull, the Solitary King of Destruction!
[01:54] ---
    I'll make sure everyone on Third Street
    knows I'm not the kind of dog
[01:58] ---
    who wags his tail at anything!
[02:02] ---
    Bull, let's go!
[02:11] ---
    You know our classmate Emi?
    Her family owns a cafe.
[02:14] ---
    Is it okay to take Bull there?
[02:16] ---
    Of course. Emi's place is an oasis
    for the dogs and cats of Third Street.
[02:21] ---
    Huh.
[02:22] ---
    Oh, here it is.
[02:30] ---
    Takeshi, Kuramochi!
[02:32] ---
    Hello.
[02:33] ---
    I brought Bull with me.
[02:37] ---
    He's so cute!
[02:39] ---
    I'll introduce you to my Momo. Momo!
[02:44] ---
    I'll make everyone
    on Third Street kneel before me!
[02:50] ---
    Momo!
[03:18] ---
    Momo is the idol of this cafe.
[03:22] ---
    Idol?
[03:23] ---
    Most of the customers come here to see Momo.
[03:26] ---
    She's really popular
    on the social media site Petstagram, too.
[03:30] ---
    Right, Emi?
[03:32] ---
    Yep. She's got about 100 thousand followers.
[03:35] ---
    Huh. That's amazing.
[03:37] ---
    Maybe I'll put Bull on that site.
[03:39] ---
    Bull, be friends with Momo, okay?
[03:43] ---
    It's nice to meet you, Bull.
[03:47] ---
    Nice to meet you. I'm Bull.
[03:51] ---
    What's wrong with me?! I'm supposed to say,
    I'm Bull, the Solitary King of Destruction!
[03:55] ---
    Bull, want something to eat?
[03:58] ---
    What do you like?
[04:00] ---
    Meat! Raw meat dripping blood!
[04:05] ---
    I guess biscuits.
[04:06] ---
    Biscuits, huh? Wait right here!
[04:10] ---
    "I guess biscuits." What am I saying?
[04:14] ---
    What's gotten into me?
[04:16] ---
    I'm not like this!
[04:19] ---
    This throbbing in my chest, this itchiness
    in my paws, this shivering in my fur...
[04:25] ---
    Could this be...
[04:33] ---
    Here you go, Bull.
[04:39] ---
    Love!
[04:42] ---
    Momo! Come here!
[04:44] ---
    Momo! How have you been?
[04:48] ---
    - She really is popular.
    - Yeah!
[04:50] ---
    Everybody loves Momo.
[04:53] ---
    Who does Momo like?
[04:56] ---
    Momo is...
[04:59] ---
    crazy about Tama!
[05:01] ---
    Tama! Tama... Tama... Tama...
[05:06] ---
    Momo loves Tama!
[05:11] ---
    Loves! Loves... Loves... Loves...
[05:19] ---
    INTERIOR NODA
[05:20] ---
    Is Bull the dog
    that recently moved to Third Street?
[05:23] ---
    Yeah. He's a little scary, but has a really unique
    way of introducing himself.
[05:28] ---
    Like what? Show me.
[05:30] ---
    It's like...
[05:38] ---
    No, I can't do it justice.
[05:42] ---
    But it's true!
[05:44] ---
    Right, Gon? You've never seen
    such an introduction, have you?
[05:47] ---
    True. Usually dogs introduce themselves
    by rubbing noses and sniffing each other.
[05:56] ---
    I've never seen anyone do what he did.
[05:58] ---
    - Seriously?
    - I have to see it!
[06:04] ---
    I have to see for myself what kind of mad dog
    this Tama is that Momo's sweet on.
[06:11] ---
    Here it is.
[06:18] ---
    Is that Tama?
[06:21] ---
    I couldn't eat another bite.
[06:25] ---
    Momo likes a guy who talks in his sleep
    like a manga character?
[06:30] ---
    Is that really Tama?
[06:33] ---
    Tama, let's play!
[06:35] ---
    There's no mistake, it's definitely him!
[06:40] ---
    Huh? Something's moving.
[06:44] ---
    Wait for me!
[06:46] ---
    It's his own tail!
[06:49] ---
    Momo loves a numbskull like that?
[06:52] ---
    I'm better than him in every way!
[06:57] ---
    In every single way.
[07:02] ---
    I'm... a dog.
[07:06] ---
    And Momo's... a cat.
[07:08] ---
    He's... a cat.
[07:10] ---
    I'm... a dog! A dog! A dog! A dog!
[07:16] ---
    The only thing he's got on me is that I'm a dog
    and he's a cat, doggone it!
[07:23] ---
    Why was I born a dog?
[07:26] ---
    If only I were born a cat instead!
    Why do I have to be a dog?
[07:26] ---
    That's Bull, who just moved to Third Street.
[07:28] ---
    Why is he beating the ground?
    Bull's an interesting dog.
[07:30] ---
    Ugh, why am I a dog?
[07:46] ---
    From today, I'm going to be a cat!
[07:48] ---
    A dog that runs away is a whipped dog.
[07:50] ---
    A dog that fights is an underdog!
[07:52] ---
    There's nothing I can't do!
[07:55] ---
    Even become a cat!
[08:01] ---
    I can become a cat!
[08:03] ---
    I can do this!
[08:04] ---
    Is there an animal doctor in the house?
[08:06] ---
    Become a cat...
[08:14] ---
    I can't. I just can't become a cat!
[08:19] ---
    Doggone it!
[08:21] ---
    Huh? Bull?
[08:28] ---
    Momo.
[08:31] ---
    You're a cat. I'm a dog.
[08:35] ---
    Love could never work.
[08:51] ---
    Sadness under the cover of night
[08:59] ---
    Somewhere a whistle blows
[09:06] ---
    Hey, moon, won't you show me your light?
[09:22] ---
    If it can't work for us, why did we even meet?
[09:29] ---
    This rain that started to fall isn't stopping
[09:35] ---
    So at least hide these tears for me
[09:42] ---
    And let me pretend to be tough tomorrow
[09:45] ---
    An extremely quirky fellow
    has come to Third Street.
[09:51] ---
    Tama! I didn't know you were here.
[09:54] ---
    There's Bull!
[09:56] ---
    Is he going to do that introduction?
[09:58] ---
    Introduction?
[09:59] ---
    Welcome!
[10:01] ---
    Hey, what should we play today?
[10:03] ---
    How about hide and seek?
[10:05] ---
    Hide and seek!
[10:11] ---
    I want to see that introduction, but...
[10:14] ---
    He's giving off a "Beware of Dog" aura, though.
[10:18] ---
    She likes him that much?
[10:19] ---
    Yeah. Momo loves Tama!
[10:23] ---
    The Tama made of yarn!
[10:33] ---
    Not Tama, the cat of Third Street?!
[10:35] ---
    She's nuts about that ball of yarn!
[10:38] ---
    Hey, Momo, what's your type, dog or cat?
[10:42] ---
    I like both!
[10:48] ---
    Did I miss something?
[10:49] ---
    Tama. Make friends with Bull.
[10:52] ---
    I'm Tama. Nice to meet you.
[11:00] ---
    Bull, the Solitary King of Destruction!
[11:04] ---
    So that's what it is!
[11:05] ---
    That's what I wanted to see!
[11:12] ---
    PEACE
[11:24] ---
    Third Street is peaceful, isn't it?
[11:28] ---
    Yeah, it sure is.
[11:34] ---
    Hey.
[11:36] ---
    Say the word "boots" ten times.
[11:39] ---
    Why?
[11:40] ---
    Just do it!
[11:42] ---
    Boots. Boots. Boots.
[11:45] ---
    Boots. Boots.
[11:47] ---
    Boots. Boots. Boots.
[11:50] ---
    Boots. Boots.
[11:51] ---
    Now switch the "t" with "d" and say it.
[11:53] ---
    Boods.
[11:55] ---
    That's amazing! The usual,
    mistaken answer is "boobs"!
[11:59] ---
    Who would fall for that?
[12:02] ---
    I fell for it.
[12:03] ---
    Really? Who tricked you?
[12:07] ---
    T-Tora.
[12:09] ---
    Of all cats, Tora!
[12:12] ---
    But speaking of boobs... did you know...
[12:16] ---
    that humans...
[12:18] ---
    only have two nipples?
[12:20] ---
    No way!
[12:22] ---
    What do they do if they give birth
    to five or six babies at a time?
[12:25] ---
    It would be a battle for the boobs!
[12:26] ---
    I know. But they get by somehow.
[12:32] ---
    Dogs have more boobs, right?
[12:34] ---
    Well, it depends on the individual,
    but they've got between six and ten.
[12:40] ---
    I'm not sure though.
[12:41] ---
    But to be precise,
    we're talking nipples, not boobs.
[12:46] ---
    What about cat boobs?
[12:47] ---
    Cats also differ from one to the next, but I believe
    they have anywhere between six and twelve?
[12:53] ---
    I'm not sure though.
[12:55] ---
    But again, to be precise,
    we're talking nipples, not boobs.
[12:58] ---
    With cats as well as dogs, sometimes
    there are four on the right and three on the left.
[13:04] ---
    The number of nipples may be odd,
    but there's nothing odd about that.
[13:08] ---
    Gon.
[13:10] ---
    You know a lot about boobs!
[13:13] ---
    Really?
[13:14] ---
    Can I call you "Master Boobs"?
[13:15] ---
    You better not.
[13:34] ---
    At any rate, Third Street sure is a peaceful place.
[13:37] ---
    Yep. It sure is.
[13:43] ---
    GOING TO THE BEACH
[14:41] ---
    I got it!
[14:43] ---
    Good for you.
[14:46] ---
    Huh? Where are we?
[14:52] ---
    It's so soft and feels great!
[14:59] ---
    Oh yeah!
[15:01] ---
    Right?
[15:02] ---
    It's nice and warm, too!
[15:05] ---
    Yeah. It's really comfy.
[15:11] ---
    HAVE YOU SEEN MY TAMA?
[15:14] ---
    Does this mean...
[15:15] ---
    Again?
[15:37] ---
    Tama's lost again.
[15:39] ---
    Again?
[15:41] ---
    You've got milk by your mouth.
[15:45] ---
    I'm sure Pochi is with him.
[15:47] ---
    Well, he'll probably come back eventually.
[15:52] ---
    Tama!
[15:55] ---
    For real?
[15:56] ---
    Hey, that's Tama, isn't it?
[15:59] ---
    Pochi, too.
[16:00] ---
    Hey.
[16:01] ---
    Where the heck are they?
[16:18] ---
    It's so shiny!
[16:20] ---
    I've never seen a puddle like that before!
[16:28] ---
    That's not Third Street, is it?
[16:30] ---
    They both look like they're having so much fun.
[16:35] ---
    Why do they get to be the only ones
    who have an adventure?
[16:37] ---
    They should've taken me, too!
[16:39] ---
    I wonder where they are.
[16:41] ---
    That's the sea.
[16:42] ---
    Nora!
[16:45] ---
    The usual.
[16:46] ---
    Coffee and milk, hold the coffee, right?
[16:48] ---
    Isn't that just milk?
[16:50] ---
    Anyway, how long have you been here?
[16:52] ---
    Since Beh told Koma
    she had milk by her mouth.
[16:55] ---
    That's a long time! Scary!
[16:59] ---
    Pochi and Tama are at "the sea"?
[17:02] ---
    Yeah.
[17:03] ---
    What's the sea like?
[17:06] ---
    The sea is the origin of life.
    The birth place of everything that lives.
[17:12] ---
    That's the sea.
[17:45] ---
    Kitties!
[17:49] ---
    Come here!
[17:52] ---
    Oh, you're a puppy. Are you lost?
[17:59] ---
    Are you hungry?
[18:06] ---
    Here you go.
[18:13] ---
    Looks like you two aren't bothered
    by your troubles.
[18:20] ---
    Okay, okay.
[18:23] ---
    My job...
[18:25] ---
    I'm thinking of quitting.
[18:28] ---
    It's not like my absence
    would inconvenience anyone there.
[18:54] ---
    You too, puppy!
[19:06] ---
    Well, maybe I'll stick it out a little longer.
[19:13] ---
    I wonder how Tama and Pochi
    intend to return to Third Street.
[19:21] ---
    It's me!
[19:23] ---
    That's your owner Tome's account, isn't it?
[19:26] ---
    TOMEKICHI/CAT PARTNER, TORA
[19:26] ---
    18 POSTS 22 FOLLOWERS
[19:27] ---
    Look! That's me from yesterday.
    Handsome, right?
[19:36] ---
    Is that...
[19:41] ---
    Pochi! Tama!
[19:46] ---
    I was surprised to see your lookalikes
    on my timeline, but to think it really was you!
[19:54] ---
    I was in the area for work,
    so I'm glad I stopped by to check.
[19:59] ---
    It's incredible.
[20:01] ---
    Well, hop in, Tama and Pochi.
[20:09] ---
    DAIKI BUILDERS
[20:13] ---
    Welcome home, Tama and Pochi!
[20:16] ---
    Huh? Why is everyone here?
[20:19] ---
    Sheesh! It's not fair
    that only you two went to the sea!
[20:23] ---
    How did you know about that?
[20:25] ---
    Pochi, is your nose okay?
    Where the crab pinched you.
[20:33] ---
    We know everything about you two!
[20:36] ---
    How?!
[20:38] ---
    Psychic power!
[20:41] ---
    Psychic power!
[20:42] ---
    You got that right!
[20:48] ---
    Oh, jeez. You were looking at this, huh?
[20:54] ---
    Good thing Tome found you.
[20:57] ---
    Yeah!
[21:00] ---
    Pochi, look!
[21:03] ---
    Look at this.
[21:04] ---
    A picture from when we met the nice lady
    who gave us the rolled omelet!
[21:08] ---
    Oh yeah!
[21:09] ---
    That was yummy!
[21:11] ---
    A cute kitty and puppy
    #lap #kitty #puppy #friends
[21:15] ---
    A cute kitty and puppy
    #lap #kitty #puppy #friends