E3 - The Strongest Guy on Third Street / The Weakest Guy on Third Street
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THE STRONGEST GUY ON THIRD STREET
[01:47] ---
Another perfect score for today, too!
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You're up next, Koma.
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Aye-aye! I can do it if I try!
[02:01] ---
That's high!
[02:02] ---
What's wrong?
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If you can't do this,
I won't let you join my expedition team.
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I guess you're not up to the challenge?
[02:10] ---
Well, you're still a pipsqueak.
[02:12] ---
Just because you can do it
doesn't mean anything!
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There are a lot of cats stronger
and more impressive than you, Tora!
[02:18] ---
Like who? Let's have some names.
[02:21] ---
Um...
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Like Nora!
[02:27] ---
You rate Nora ahead of me?
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Nora is amazing!
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Even the stray cats on First Street respect him!
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When he sets paw on First Street, all the cats
literally sing his praises in three-part harmony.
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N-No way...
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Who else is on your expedition team?
[02:48] ---
That's personal information so I can't
be specific, but there are about 100 members!
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I'm serious!
[02:57] ---
Wh-Why are you looking at me like that?
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Oh, that's right! You should see
how many people Tome knows!
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When he's at a "site,"
all of these other humans gather around
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and they do whatever he tells them!
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And he can make huge houses just from logs,
so Tome is much greater than your Nora!
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Well, Momo is incredible, too!
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She has more than a hundred thousand followers
on Petstagram, and is the idol of her cafe!
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When she looks up at a customer
and goes "Meow-meow,"
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they order everything off the menu!
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Since it's come to this, let's make it clear
who the strongest one on Third Street is!
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You read my mind!
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Can you beat my mighty cards?
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A line like that is an omen of failure!
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Start the battle!
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Bull, the Solitary King of Destruction!
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POWER: 4
COMMUNICATION: 1
NAIVE: 7
SENSE: 1
TEENAGER-NESS: 5
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The Lost Main Character, Tama!
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CURIOSITY: 4
POOR SENSE OF DIRECTION: 6
AGILITY: 4
COURAGE: 5
MAIN CHARACTER: 2
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In the qualifying first match, it's...
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Bull versus Tama!
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QUALIFYING MATCHES
SUMO
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Why sumo?
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Why? Why is Bull so into it?
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He's a sure bet!
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Even against Tama, don't hold back!
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I don't know what this is about,
but if it's a fight,
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that'll get the Solitary King
of Destruction's blood racing!
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Hey, Koma.
[04:27] ---
If I win, you really will give me
a year's supply of bonito flakes, right?
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Yeah, sure!
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Your ear just twitched!
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That's your usual giveaway
that you're lying, Koma!
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Ready? Go!
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Wait a second!
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I'm not mentally prepared!
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Whoa!
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That's the way! Get him, Tama!
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Nice move, Tama!
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Aw, it was nothing...
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Carelessness is the greatest enemy!
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Your goose...
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is cooked!
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Yes!
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WINNER: BULL
WINNING MOVE: PUSHING OUT OF THE RING
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That's one win for starters!
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Start the battle!
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The expert on taking walks, Beh!
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HP: 3
MP: 7
ESCAPE: 6
NATURAL AIRHEAD: 5
SLEEPINESS: 4
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The lofty loner, Nora!
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INTELLIGENCE: 5
STAMINA: 4
CHARISMA: 5
NATURAL AIRHEAD: 3
LONE WOLF: 5
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The second match is...
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Beh versus Nora!
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Come on, take this seriously!
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The fight's about to start!
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Please, Nora!
[05:45] ---
All you have to do is the ceremonial leg raise
and stomp and then just beat him!
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What are you talking about?
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Don't you guys
want to be at the top of Third Street?
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Let's do this before Beh falls asleep!
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Ready? Go!
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I'm not interested.
[06:08] ---
I'm leaving.
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WINNER: BEH
WINNING MOVE: STEPPING OUT OF THE RING
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If Nora tried, he'd have
a real shot at being the strongest.
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I won, but it sure doesn't feel like it.
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Start the battle!
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Pochi.
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STAMINA: 2
TOFU POWER: 5
COURAGE: 0
CLUMSY: 5
GENUINE WONDER: 8
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The carefree dog in a cardigan and glasses, Gon!
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STAMINA: 5
WISDOM: 5
CALM: 4
KANSAI ACCENT: 4
GLASSES: 5
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The third match is...
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Pochi versus Gon!
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I got dragged into what now?
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I can't do sumo!
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I don't do painful or scary things!
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Pochi.
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This fight's mine!
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Hey, you in the broadcasting seats!
I can hear you!
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Sorry about that!
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Ready? Go!
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No! I'm scared!
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Have mercy on me, Gon!
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He's energetic today. I can't catch up to him.
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The running-around-to-keep-
the-opponent-off-guard strategy!
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Pretty shrewd, Pochi!
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Look! Gon's moving!
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Stay away from me, Gon!
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Pochi, if you don't want to get hurt, stand still.
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There you go.
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WINNER: GON
WINNING MOVE:
LIFTING OPPONENT OUT OF THE RING BY BELT
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It didn't hurt!
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Thank you, Gon!
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Think nothing of it.
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Yes! My first victory!
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The loser doesn't thank the winner, Pochi!
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Start the battle!
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SPEED: 6
STAMINA: 4
INTELLIGENCE: 3
FRESHNESS: 5
ELITE: 4
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The elite, hot-blooded dog, Kuro!
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STAMINA: 3
AFFECTION: 6
INTELLIGENCE: 4
DIET: 2
COLD: 5
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The idol of Third Street, Momo!
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The fourth match is...
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Kuro versus Momo!
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Oh, Koma! I was in the middle of a shift!
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Well, after all, this match
is a battle between the beauties!
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And what if this poor sweet girl gets injured
doing your ultimate battle thing?
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Now that you mention it...
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I won't let you get hurt.
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A strong man protects girls, right?
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I train every day so I can get stronger.
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I start by running 100 km in the morning.
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And then 500 squats,
followed by a thousand sit-ups...
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Okay! Ready? Go!
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You're wide open!
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What are... the rules?
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WINNER: MOMO
WINNING MOVE: THRUSTING DOWN
THE OPPONENT
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I knew you could do it, Momo!
[08:39] ---
Hey, Kuro's not breathing!
[08:43] ---
Hey, Tora.
[08:45] ---
We're running out of time, so for the semifinal,
why don't we have these four do a free-for-all?
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Then let's have it
where the winner is decided quickly, too.
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Start the battle!
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The semifinal is a sprint, huh?
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I wish I could participate in it.
[09:02] ---
I'm itching to join them!
[09:04] ---
Shouldn't you be lying down?
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Kuro, you're our special commentator!
[09:10] ---
When I think of running, I think of me,
and when I think of me, I think of running!
[09:13] ---
I can't participate,
but I'll make it an exciting live coverage!
[09:16] ---
How can a wounded person be so in-your-face?
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The first and second place runners
will go on to the final.
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So on your mark...
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Get set... go!
[09:26] ---
All of the runners took off at once!
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Except...
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You again?
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Beh! Wake up!
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Don't give up! Get fired up!
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Go, Momo!
[09:44] ---
A-Am I in heaven?
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I wish time would stop!
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Before my heart stops beating!
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What energy. I can't catch up.
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When it comes to short distances,
cats are faster than dogs.
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Well, if I were out there,
the results would prove differ—
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Uh-oh!
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Something seems to have come over Momo!
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Momo!
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WINNER
BULL & GON
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Heaven... My heaven...
[10:15] ---
Somehow, I made it to the final.
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You should both be happier about it!
Don't rain on our parade!
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Let's move on to the final!
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Yeah!
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Cats and dogs!
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Tonight, right here on this cutthroat Third Street,
the instincts of two beasts will awaken!
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Let's have the fearless fighters
who rule Third Street come out!
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In Tora's corner,
the Solitary King of Destruction, Bull!
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In my corner, the carefree dog
in a cardigan and glasses, Gon!
[11:04] ---
My ring name was just thrown together.
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Now! The final stage begins at last!
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This battle will decide
the strongest guy on Third Street!
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Don't miss a moment of it!
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How do you feel right before the match?
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Three seconds!
[11:19] ---
That's how long it'll take for the peach-colored
goddess of victory to swoon, too.
[11:25] ---
Dang, I look so cool right now!
[11:27] ---
That was long and I don't know what it meant.
[11:29] ---
How about a few words from you, Gon?
[11:32] ---
Let's see. Well, I'll get through this somehow.
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BULL VS GON
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THE FINAL BATTLE
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ANYTHING GOES
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In the previous events, he never showed
a hint of what he's capable of.
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Just charging wouldn't be a clever move.
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I have to keep my cool!
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Whoa! This is an unexpected development!
[12:00] ---
Gon unleashed the first strike!
[12:03] ---
Bull is in a headlock and completely helpless!
[12:09] ---
Shhh. I need to talk to you.
[12:11] ---
Wh-What do you think you're doing?
[12:13] ---
I have something important to do today,
so I'd like to get out of here.
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Would you help me out?
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Not on your life!
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I'm going to beat you fair and square
and then become the god of a new world!
[12:27] ---
Then you give me no choice.
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Gon is the strongest guy on Third Street!
[12:43] ---
Thank you! Thank you!
[12:45] ---
Well, I have to be going.
[12:48] ---
Have to hurry!
The "Dog Grand Prix" is about to start!
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I won this time, Tora!
[12:56] ---
I hate to say it, but I got steamrollered.
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But I swear I'll win next time!
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Challenge accepted!
[13:05] ---
Anyway, Bull got floored
in the space of a moment.
[13:09] ---
I know! I was watching from right there
and I still have no idea what happened!
[13:15] ---
Sheesh. Gon is a formidable man.
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THE STRONGEST GUY ON THIRD STREET
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THE MOST SINISTER GUY ON THIRD STREET
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THE WEAKEST GUY ON THIRD STREET
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Seventy-three... Seventy-four...
[13:30] ---
Seventy-five... Seventy-six...
[13:30] ---
Nothing beats relaxing in the early afternoon.
[13:34] ---
Kuro, are your wounds healed?
[13:34] ---
Seventy-seven...
[13:37] ---
You shouldn't push yourself too hard
right after recovering.
[13:40] ---
Yeah. Sorry to make you worry about me.
[13:43] ---
As you can see, I'm alive and kicking.
[13:45] ---
I wasn't worried so much as thinking
you don't really need to work out so much.
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Momo was able to get the best of me
because I haven't been training hard enough.
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In other words, I'm aiming even higher!
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Break through my limits!
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One... Two... Three... Four...
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Jeez, just watching you is exhausting.
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Five...
[14:08] ---
Huh?
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Six...
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Hey! Pochi!
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What's wrong, Pochi? You seem down.
[14:19] ---
Do you have an upset stomach?
[14:21] ---
Thanks for the concern. But that's not it.
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I... want to become a strong man.
[14:32] ---
Leave it to me!
We can do muscle training together!
[14:36] ---
Oh, you're sensitive about that last
"Strongest Guy on Third Street" competition?
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Yeah. I'm the only one
who came out of that looking like a loser.
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I get scared easily
and freeze up when I'm nervous,
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but I hate the idea
of people thinking I'm a weakling.
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Don't worry about it! I was eliminated
in the first round, too.
[14:53] ---
That's right. And he was KO'd
with one punch from Momo.
[14:57] ---
Kuro's the one who came off like a loser.
[14:59] ---
But Kuro, your grandfather was an elite,
pedigreed dog, right?
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That's true.
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I'm a mutt.
[15:07] ---
My only skill is eating tofu
and slipping out of my collar.
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People in the neighborhood
always call me "Shiro."
[15:15] ---
Um...
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Oh, that's right! Pochi, I bet you know this.
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The legend of the juvenile delinquent wolf!
[15:22] ---
Yeah! The one with the trademark
leather jacket and sunglasses?
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I know it.
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The wolf who single-handedly brought
all of the thugs in this area together, right?
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He was so cool. Just the opposite of me.
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You know our early ancestors
were wolves, right?
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It's possible that even you have just a few drops
of that blood running through your veins.
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Isn't that amazing?
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The blood of a wolf within me?
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I could become like a wolf?
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That's right, so don't get flustered,
just take it nice and...
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I...
[16:09] ---
I'm Pochi the Wolf!
[16:17] ---
That was great, Pochi!
[16:18] ---
Chest out! Do it with more gusto!
[16:22] ---
I'm a white wolf! Raised on tofu!
[16:28] ---
It's good to see him back in high spirits, isn't it?
[16:30] ---
Pochi is a good, honest kid.
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Once in a while, his overreacting becomes
a weakness, but he'll get through it somehow.
[16:42] ---
People often say that my Bull looks scary,
but he's actually really cute.
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He's adorable!
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Yeah! He isn't scary at all.
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Right? Doesn't it make you feel at peace
when you look at your cute pet?
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That reminds me. Pochi, the dog from
the tofu shop next door...
[17:02] ---
Huh? Isn't the tofu shop dog's name Shiro?
[17:05] ---
It's a common mistake since he's all white.
[17:09] ---
They're talking about Pochi.
[17:11] ---
Have you noticed that Pochi's been acting
a little weird lately?
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It's like he's not himself.
[17:16] ---
Yeah. Actually, I saw him do something.
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I was taking a nap on the porch at the time...
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Hey, I told you to give me everything,
even what you're trying to hide!
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POCHI
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How lame.
[17:44] ---
Listen, this is what happens
when you make Pochi the White Wolf angry!
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It was the first time
I've ever been afraid of Pochi.
[17:57] ---
I can't believe he would crush his beloved tofu!
[18:01] ---
I still can't believe it.
[18:03] ---
Anyway, Pochi's been really interesting
to watch lately.
[18:06] ---
I saw him do something.
[18:08] ---
Tama? I thought you were taking a nap.
[18:14] ---
What are you looking at?
[18:17] ---
Hey, Pochi!
[18:19] ---
Gum has too many calories for dogs,
so don't eat too much of it.
[18:22] ---
Now here's a healthy lunch.
[18:31] ---
Well done, Pochi!
[18:37] ---
Pochi gave the tofu his paw stamp of approval.
[18:41] ---
Huh!
[18:42] ---
Cute!
[18:43] ---
Actually, Emi and I
both saw him do something strange!
[18:48] ---
It was when Emi and I went on an errand.
[18:52] ---
Two soft tofus and one firm tofu, please.
[18:55] ---
You got it.
[19:01] ---
I'm free!
[19:04] ---
I'd choose an Elizabethan collar
over wagging my tail at anyone!
[19:08] ---
ELIZABETHAN COLLAR
[19:09] ---
You got it?
[19:11] ---
Anyone who tries to tie me up...
[19:14] ---
This is what happens!
[19:18] ---
It was like when you get stressed out,
you take it out on things.
[19:22] ---
Stress is scary.
[19:25] ---
Pochi is always kind to everyone,
so maybe the stress has been building up inside.
[19:30] ---
Speaking of Pochi, listen to this!
[19:33] ---
I saw him do something.
[19:35] ---
Two soft tofus and one firm tofu, please.
[19:37] ---
You got it.
[19:42] ---
What's that sound?
[19:44] ---
What is it, Pochi?
You want to go play somewhere?
[19:56] ---
You probably got chubby
from eating too many snacks.
[19:58] ---
Pochi's face then was adorably ugly!
[20:02] ---
Here's a photo!
[20:04] ---
What a face!
[20:05] ---
Yeah! Could you send it to my phone?
[20:09] ---
Me too!
[20:10] ---
We should see what the others think.
[20:11] ---
Yeah. We can't just ignore it!
[20:17] ---
DAYS LATER
[20:21] ---
Maybe my own cool legend
has started to spread.
[20:32] ---
Who's there? Y-You want some of this?
[20:35] ---
Y-You're pretty gutsy
to make light of Pochi the White Wolf!
[20:39] ---
Cut it out! Don't bite my tail! Stop!
[20:42] ---
He's fighting and losing to a rat?
[20:45] ---
Hey, shouldn't we do something?
[20:50] ---
Good question.
[20:51] ---
Even though he looks different,
in the end, Pochi is Pochi.
[20:55] ---
No need to worry.
He'll get through it somehow.
[20:57] ---
MORE DAYS LATER
[21:02] ---
Recently, everyone in town
is shocked when they see me.
[21:05] ---
I really must have the makings of a wolf.
[21:08] ---
There's Pochi!
[21:09] ---
Case in point,
the kid who always called me "Shiro."
[21:13] ---
All right, time to give a cool howl
to show them who's boss.
[21:24] ---
Cute!
[21:27] ---
Come here!
[21:27] ---
Huh? It feels like they're laughing at me.
[21:31] ---
Yo, Pochi!
[21:33] ---
Kuro! I'm a strong, cool man now, right?
[21:37] ---
Like a wolf!
[21:39] ---
Yeah. Even at my convenience store,
you're the hottest topic among the customers.
[21:44] ---
N-Naturally. Good.
[21:46] ---
Everyone says how Pochi, the tofu shop dog,
is the cutest pet in town!
[21:54] ---
He froze up!
[21:55] ---
- I'm going to get a shot of that cutie!
- How adorable!
[21:58] ---
He's precious!
[21:59] ---
Mama! A cute stuffed animal!
[22:02] ---
That's a real puppy!
[22:04] ---
It is cute, though!
[22:06] ---
Pochi's so popular!
[22:07] ---
And I was worried about him!
[22:10] ---
If it's a popularity contest, I have to win it!
[22:13] ---
It's no contest!
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THE WEAKEST GUY ON THIRD STREET
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THE MOST ADORABLE GUY ON THIRD STREET
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