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E3 - The Strongest Guy on Third Street / The Weakest Guy on Third Street

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[01:34] ---
    THE STRONGEST GUY ON THIRD STREET
[01:47] ---
    Another perfect score for today, too!
[01:50] ---
    You're up next, Koma.
[01:52] ---
    Aye-aye! I can do it if I try!
[02:01] ---
    That's high!
[02:02] ---
    What's wrong?
[02:03] ---
    If you can't do this,
    I won't let you join my expedition team.
[02:08] ---
    I guess you're not up to the challenge?
[02:10] ---
    Well, you're still a pipsqueak.
[02:12] ---
    Just because you can do it
    doesn't mean anything!
[02:14] ---
    There are a lot of cats stronger
    and more impressive than you, Tora!
[02:18] ---
    Like who? Let's have some names.
[02:21] ---
    Um...
[02:24] ---
    Like Nora!
[02:27] ---
    You rate Nora ahead of me?
[02:30] ---
    Nora is amazing!
[02:32] ---
    Even the stray cats on First Street respect him!
[02:35] ---
    When he sets paw on First Street, all the cats
    literally sing his praises in three-part harmony.
[02:41] ---
    N-No way...
[02:43] ---
    Who else is on your expedition team?
[02:48] ---
    That's personal information so I can't
    be specific, but there are about 100 members!
[02:52] ---
    I'm serious!
[02:57] ---
    Wh-Why are you looking at me like that?
[02:59] ---
    Oh, that's right! You should see
    how many people Tome knows!
[03:03] ---
    When he's at a "site,"
    all of these other humans gather around
[03:06] ---
    and they do whatever he tells them!
[03:09] ---
    And he can make huge houses just from logs,
    so Tome is much greater than your Nora!
[03:14] ---
    Well, Momo is incredible, too!
[03:16] ---
    She has more than a hundred thousand followers
    on Petstagram, and is the idol of her cafe!
[03:21] ---
    When she looks up at a customer
    and goes "Meow-meow,"
[03:24] ---
    they order everything off the menu!
[03:30] ---
    Since it's come to this, let's make it clear
    who the strongest one on Third Street is!
[03:34] ---
    You read my mind!
[03:40] ---
    Can you beat my mighty cards?
[03:43] ---
    A line like that is an omen of failure!
[03:46] ---
    Start the battle!
[03:50] ---
    Bull, the Solitary King of Destruction!
[03:53] ---
    POWER: 4
    COMMUNICATION: 1
    NAIVE: 7
    SENSE: 1
    TEENAGER-NESS: 5
[03:57] ---
    The Lost Main Character, Tama!
[04:01] ---
    CURIOSITY: 4
    POOR SENSE OF DIRECTION: 6
    AGILITY: 4
    COURAGE: 5
    MAIN CHARACTER: 2
[04:02] ---
    In the qualifying first match, it's...
[04:04] ---
    Bull versus Tama!
[04:05] ---
    QUALIFYING MATCHES
    SUMO
[04:10] ---
    Why sumo?
[04:11] ---
    Why? Why is Bull so into it?
[04:15] ---
    He's a sure bet!
[04:17] ---
    Even against Tama, don't hold back!
[04:19] ---
    I don't know what this is about,
    but if it's a fight,
[04:22] ---
    that'll get the Solitary King
    of Destruction's blood racing!
[04:26] ---
    Hey, Koma.
[04:27] ---
    If I win, you really will give me
    a year's supply of bonito flakes, right?
[04:33] ---
    Yeah, sure!
[04:35] ---
    Your ear just twitched!
[04:38] ---
    That's your usual giveaway
    that you're lying, Koma!
[04:41] ---
    Ready? Go!
[04:44] ---
    Wait a second!
[04:45] ---
    I'm not mentally prepared!
[04:49] ---
    Whoa!
[04:54] ---
    That's the way! Get him, Tama!
[04:56] ---
    Nice move, Tama!
[04:59] ---
    Aw, it was nothing...
[05:02] ---
    Carelessness is the greatest enemy!
[05:03] ---
    Your goose...
[05:04] ---
    is cooked!
[05:08] ---
    Yes!
[05:08] ---
    WINNER: BULL
    WINNING MOVE: PUSHING OUT OF THE RING
[05:12] ---
    That's one win for starters!
[05:18] ---
    Start the battle!
[05:21] ---
    The expert on taking walks, Beh!
[05:24] ---
    HP: 3
    MP: 7
    ESCAPE: 6
    NATURAL AIRHEAD: 5
    SLEEPINESS: 4
[05:28] ---
    The lofty loner, Nora!
[05:31] ---
    INTELLIGENCE: 5
    STAMINA: 4
    CHARISMA: 5
    NATURAL AIRHEAD: 3
    LONE WOLF: 5
[05:34] ---
    The second match is...
[05:35] ---
    Beh versus Nora!
[05:39] ---
    Come on, take this seriously!
[05:40] ---
    The fight's about to start!
[05:44] ---
    Please, Nora!
[05:45] ---
    All you have to do is the ceremonial leg raise
    and stomp and then just beat him!
[05:49] ---
    What are you talking about?
[05:51] ---
    Don't you guys
    want to be at the top of Third Street?
[06:00] ---
    Let's do this before Beh falls asleep!
[06:02] ---
    Ready? Go!
[06:06] ---
    I'm not interested.
[06:08] ---
    I'm leaving.
[06:10] ---
    WINNER: BEH
    WINNING MOVE: STEPPING OUT OF THE RING
[06:11] ---
    If Nora tried, he'd have
    a real shot at being the strongest.
[06:14] ---
    I won, but it sure doesn't feel like it.
[06:18] ---
    Start the battle!
[06:22] ---
    Pochi.
[06:24] ---
    STAMINA: 2
    TOFU POWER: 5
    COURAGE: 0
    CLUMSY: 5
    GENUINE WONDER: 8
[06:28] ---
    The carefree dog in a cardigan and glasses, Gon!
[06:32] ---
    STAMINA: 5
    WISDOM: 5
    CALM: 4
    KANSAI ACCENT: 4
    GLASSES: 5
[06:33] ---
    The third match is...
[06:35] ---
    Pochi versus Gon!
[06:37] ---
    I got dragged into what now?
[06:40] ---
    I can't do sumo!
[06:42] ---
    I don't do painful or scary things!
[06:45] ---
    Pochi.
[06:46] ---
    This fight's mine!
[06:48] ---
    Hey, you in the broadcasting seats!
    I can hear you!
[06:51] ---
    Sorry about that!
[06:52] ---
    Ready? Go!
[06:55] ---
    No! I'm scared!
[06:58] ---
    Have mercy on me, Gon!
[07:00] ---
    He's energetic today. I can't catch up to him.
[07:04] ---
    The running-around-to-keep-
    the-opponent-off-guard strategy!
[07:07] ---
    Pretty shrewd, Pochi!
[07:09] ---
    Look! Gon's moving!
[07:11] ---
    Stay away from me, Gon!
[07:13] ---
    Pochi, if you don't want to get hurt, stand still.
[07:22] ---
    There you go.
[07:24] ---
    WINNER: GON
    WINNING MOVE:
    LIFTING OPPONENT OUT OF THE RING BY BELT
[07:26] ---
    It didn't hurt!
[07:28] ---
    Thank you, Gon!
[07:29] ---
    Think nothing of it.
[07:31] ---
    Yes! My first victory!
[07:32] ---
    The loser doesn't thank the winner, Pochi!
[07:40] ---
    Start the battle!
[07:42] ---
    SPEED: 6
    STAMINA: 4
    INTELLIGENCE: 3
    FRESHNESS: 5
    ELITE: 4
[07:43] ---
    The elite, hot-blooded dog, Kuro!
[07:46] ---
    STAMINA: 3
    AFFECTION: 6
    INTELLIGENCE: 4
    DIET: 2
    COLD: 5
[07:46] ---
    The idol of Third Street, Momo!
[07:49] ---
    The fourth match is...
[07:50] ---
    Kuro versus Momo!
[07:52] ---
    Oh, Koma! I was in the middle of a shift!
[07:56] ---
    Well, after all, this match
    is a battle between the beauties!
[08:01] ---
    And what if this poor sweet girl gets injured
    doing your ultimate battle thing?
[08:06] ---
    Now that you mention it...
[08:09] ---
    I won't let you get hurt.
[08:11] ---
    A strong man protects girls, right?
[08:15] ---
    I train every day so I can get stronger.
[08:18] ---
    I start by running 100 km in the morning.
[08:20] ---
    And then 500 squats,
    followed by a thousand sit-ups...
[08:21] ---
    Okay! Ready? Go!
[08:24] ---
    You're wide open!
[08:31] ---
    What are... the rules?
[08:35] ---
    WINNER: MOMO
    WINNING MOVE: THRUSTING DOWN
    THE OPPONENT
[08:37] ---
    I knew you could do it, Momo!
[08:39] ---
    Hey, Kuro's not breathing!
[08:43] ---
    Hey, Tora.
[08:45] ---
    We're running out of time, so for the semifinal,
    why don't we have these four do a free-for-all?
[08:49] ---
    Then let's have it
    where the winner is decided quickly, too.
[08:52] ---
    Start the battle!
[08:57] ---
    The semifinal is a sprint, huh?
[09:00] ---
    I wish I could participate in it.
[09:02] ---
    I'm itching to join them!
[09:04] ---
    Shouldn't you be lying down?
[09:07] ---
    Kuro, you're our special commentator!
[09:10] ---
    When I think of running, I think of me,
    and when I think of me, I think of running!
[09:13] ---
    I can't participate,
    but I'll make it an exciting live coverage!
[09:16] ---
    How can a wounded person be so in-your-face?
[09:18] ---
    The first and second place runners
    will go on to the final.
[09:21] ---
    So on your mark...
[09:24] ---
    Get set... go!
[09:26] ---
    All of the runners took off at once!
[09:28] ---
    Except...
[09:32] ---
    You again?
[09:34] ---
    Beh! Wake up!
[09:36] ---
    Don't give up! Get fired up!
[09:39] ---
    Go, Momo!
[09:44] ---
    A-Am I in heaven?
[09:47] ---
    I wish time would stop!
[09:48] ---
    Before my heart stops beating!
[09:52] ---
    What energy. I can't catch up.
[09:55] ---
    When it comes to short distances,
    cats are faster than dogs.
[09:58] ---
    Well, if I were out there,
    the results would prove differ—
[10:00] ---
    Uh-oh!
[10:01] ---
    Something seems to have come over Momo!
[10:04] ---
    Momo!
[10:09] ---
    WINNER
    BULL & GON
[10:11] ---
    Heaven... My heaven...
[10:15] ---
    Somehow, I made it to the final.
[10:17] ---
    You should both be happier about it!
    Don't rain on our parade!
[10:20] ---
    Let's move on to the final!
[10:23] ---
    Yeah!
[10:32] ---
    Cats and dogs!
[10:35] ---
    Tonight, right here on this cutthroat Third Street,
    the instincts of two beasts will awaken!
[10:43] ---
    Let's have the fearless fighters
    who rule Third Street come out!
[10:49] ---
    In Tora's corner,
    the Solitary King of Destruction, Bull!
[10:58] ---
    In my corner, the carefree dog
    in a cardigan and glasses, Gon!
[11:04] ---
    My ring name was just thrown together.
[11:06] ---
    Now! The final stage begins at last!
[11:10] ---
    This battle will decide
    the strongest guy on Third Street!
[11:13] ---
    Don't miss a moment of it!
[11:15] ---
    How do you feel right before the match?
[11:17] ---
    Three seconds!
[11:19] ---
    That's how long it'll take for the peach-colored
    goddess of victory to swoon, too.
[11:25] ---
    Dang, I look so cool right now!
[11:27] ---
    That was long and I don't know what it meant.
[11:29] ---
    How about a few words from you, Gon?
[11:32] ---
    Let's see. Well, I'll get through this somehow.
[11:37] ---
    BULL VS GON
[11:38] ---
    THE FINAL BATTLE
[11:38] ---
    ANYTHING GOES
[11:44] ---
    In the previous events, he never showed
    a hint of what he's capable of.

[11:49] ---
    Just charging wouldn't be a clever move.
[11:51] ---
    I have to keep my cool!
[11:57] ---
    Whoa! This is an unexpected development!
[12:00] ---
    Gon unleashed the first strike!
[12:03] ---
    Bull is in a headlock and completely helpless!
[12:09] ---
    Shhh. I need to talk to you.
[12:11] ---
    Wh-What do you think you're doing?
[12:13] ---
    I have something important to do today,
    so I'd like to get out of here.
[12:18] ---
    Would you help me out?
[12:20] ---
    Not on your life!
[12:21] ---
    I'm going to beat you fair and square
    and then become the god of a new world!
[12:27] ---
    Then you give me no choice.
[12:39] ---
    Gon is the strongest guy on Third Street!
[12:43] ---
    Thank you! Thank you!
[12:45] ---
    Well, I have to be going.
[12:48] ---
    Have to hurry!
    The "Dog Grand Prix" is about to start!
[12:54] ---
    I won this time, Tora!
[12:56] ---
    I hate to say it, but I got steamrollered.
[12:59] ---
    But I swear I'll win next time!
[13:01] ---
    Challenge accepted!
[13:05] ---
    Anyway, Bull got floored
    in the space of a moment.
[13:09] ---
    I know! I was watching from right there
    and I still have no idea what happened!
[13:15] ---
    Sheesh. Gon is a formidable man.
[13:17] ---
    THE STRONGEST GUY ON THIRD STREET
[13:19] ---
    THE MOST SINISTER GUY ON THIRD STREET
[13:21] ---
    THE WEAKEST GUY ON THIRD STREET
[13:25] ---
    Seventy-three... Seventy-four...
[13:30] ---
    Seventy-five... Seventy-six...
[13:30] ---
    Nothing beats relaxing in the early afternoon.
[13:34] ---
    Kuro, are your wounds healed?
[13:34] ---
    Seventy-seven...
[13:37] ---
    You shouldn't push yourself too hard
    right after recovering.
[13:40] ---
    Yeah. Sorry to make you worry about me.
[13:43] ---
    As you can see, I'm alive and kicking.
[13:45] ---
    I wasn't worried so much as thinking
    you don't really need to work out so much.
[13:50] ---
    Momo was able to get the best of me
    because I haven't been training hard enough.
[13:55] ---
    In other words, I'm aiming even higher!
[13:57] ---
    Break through my limits!
[14:00] ---
    One... Two... Three... Four...
[14:02] ---
    Jeez, just watching you is exhausting.
[14:07] ---
    Five...
[14:08] ---
    Huh?
[14:08] ---
    Six...
[14:09] ---
    Hey! Pochi!
[14:16] ---
    What's wrong, Pochi? You seem down.
[14:19] ---
    Do you have an upset stomach?
[14:21] ---
    Thanks for the concern. But that's not it.
[14:25] ---
    I... want to become a strong man.
[14:32] ---
    Leave it to me!
    We can do muscle training together!
[14:36] ---
    Oh, you're sensitive about that last
    "Strongest Guy on Third Street" competition?
[14:41] ---
    Yeah. I'm the only one
    who came out of that looking like a loser.
[14:45] ---
    I get scared easily
    and freeze up when I'm nervous,
[14:47] ---
    but I hate the idea
    of people thinking I'm a weakling.
[14:50] ---
    Don't worry about it! I was eliminated
    in the first round, too.
[14:53] ---
    That's right. And he was KO'd
    with one punch from Momo.
[14:57] ---
    Kuro's the one who came off like a loser.
[14:59] ---
    But Kuro, your grandfather was an elite,
    pedigreed dog, right?
[15:03] ---
    That's true.
[15:05] ---
    I'm a mutt.
[15:07] ---
    My only skill is eating tofu
    and slipping out of my collar.
[15:10] ---
    People in the neighborhood
    always call me "Shiro."
[15:15] ---
    Um...
[15:17] ---
    Oh, that's right! Pochi, I bet you know this.
[15:20] ---
    The legend of the juvenile delinquent wolf!
[15:22] ---
    Yeah! The one with the trademark
    leather jacket and sunglasses?
[15:26] ---
    I know it.
[15:28] ---
    The wolf who single-handedly brought
    all of the thugs in this area together, right?

[15:38] ---
    He was so cool. Just the opposite of me.
[15:42] ---
    You know our early ancestors
    were wolves, right?
[15:48] ---
    It's possible that even you have just a few drops
    of that blood running through your veins.
[15:53] ---
    Isn't that amazing?
[15:58] ---
    The blood of a wolf within me?
[16:01] ---
    I could become like a wolf?
[16:03] ---
    That's right, so don't get flustered,
    just take it nice and...
[16:07] ---
    I...
[16:09] ---
    I'm Pochi the Wolf!
[16:17] ---
    That was great, Pochi!
[16:18] ---
    Chest out! Do it with more gusto!
[16:22] ---
    I'm a white wolf! Raised on tofu!
[16:28] ---
    It's good to see him back in high spirits, isn't it?
[16:30] ---
    Pochi is a good, honest kid.
[16:33] ---
    Once in a while, his overreacting becomes
    a weakness, but he'll get through it somehow.
[16:42] ---
    People often say that my Bull looks scary,
    but he's actually really cute.
[16:50] ---
    He's adorable!
[16:52] ---
    Yeah! He isn't scary at all.
[16:54] ---
    Right? Doesn't it make you feel at peace
    when you look at your cute pet?
[16:58] ---
    That reminds me. Pochi, the dog from
    the tofu shop next door...
[17:02] ---
    Huh? Isn't the tofu shop dog's name Shiro?
[17:05] ---
    It's a common mistake since he's all white.
[17:09] ---
    They're talking about Pochi.
[17:11] ---
    Have you noticed that Pochi's been acting
    a little weird lately?
[17:13] ---
    It's like he's not himself.
[17:16] ---
    Yeah. Actually, I saw him do something.
[17:23] ---
    I was taking a nap on the porch at the time...
[17:27] ---
    Hey, I told you to give me everything,
    even what you're trying to hide!
[17:32] ---
    POCHI
[17:41] ---
    How lame.
[17:44] ---
    Listen, this is what happens
    when you make Pochi the White Wolf angry!
[17:54] ---
    It was the first time
    I've ever been afraid of Pochi.
[17:57] ---
    I can't believe he would crush his beloved tofu!
[18:01] ---
    I still can't believe it.
[18:03] ---
    Anyway, Pochi's been really interesting
    to watch lately.
[18:06] ---
    I saw him do something.
[18:08] ---
    Tama? I thought you were taking a nap.
[18:14] ---
    What are you looking at?
[18:17] ---
    Hey, Pochi!
[18:19] ---
    Gum has too many calories for dogs,
    so don't eat too much of it.
[18:22] ---
    Now here's a healthy lunch.
[18:31] ---
    Well done, Pochi!
[18:37] ---
    Pochi gave the tofu his paw stamp of approval.
[18:41] ---
    Huh!
[18:42] ---
    Cute!
[18:43] ---
    Actually, Emi and I
    both saw him do something strange!
[18:48] ---
    It was when Emi and I went on an errand.
[18:52] ---
    Two soft tofus and one firm tofu, please.
[18:55] ---
    You got it.
[19:01] ---
    I'm free!
[19:04] ---
    I'd choose an Elizabethan collar
    over wagging my tail at anyone!
[19:08] ---
    ELIZABETHAN COLLAR
[19:09] ---
    You got it?
[19:11] ---
    Anyone who tries to tie me up...
[19:14] ---
    This is what happens!
[19:18] ---
    It was like when you get stressed out,
    you take it out on things.
[19:22] ---
    Stress is scary.
[19:25] ---
    Pochi is always kind to everyone,
    so maybe the stress has been building up inside.
[19:30] ---
    Speaking of Pochi, listen to this!
[19:33] ---
    I saw him do something.
[19:35] ---
    Two soft tofus and one firm tofu, please.
[19:37] ---
    You got it.
[19:42] ---
    What's that sound?
[19:44] ---
    What is it, Pochi?
    You want to go play somewhere?
[19:56] ---
    You probably got chubby
    from eating too many snacks.
[19:58] ---
    Pochi's face then was adorably ugly!
[20:02] ---
    Here's a photo!
[20:04] ---
    What a face!
[20:05] ---
    Yeah! Could you send it to my phone?
[20:09] ---
    Me too!
[20:10] ---
    We should see what the others think.
[20:11] ---
    Yeah. We can't just ignore it!
[20:17] ---
    DAYS LATER
[20:21] ---
    Maybe my own cool legend
    has started to spread.

[20:32] ---
    Who's there? Y-You want some of this?
[20:35] ---
    Y-You're pretty gutsy
    to make light of Pochi the White Wolf!
[20:39] ---
    Cut it out! Don't bite my tail! Stop!
[20:42] ---
    He's fighting and losing to a rat?
[20:45] ---
    Hey, shouldn't we do something?
[20:50] ---
    Good question.
[20:51] ---
    Even though he looks different,
    in the end, Pochi is Pochi.
[20:55] ---
    No need to worry.
    He'll get through it somehow.
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    MORE DAYS LATER
[21:02] ---
    Recently, everyone in town
    is shocked when they see me.

[21:05] ---
    I really must have the makings of a wolf.
[21:08] ---
    There's Pochi!
[21:09] ---
    Case in point,
    the kid who always called me "Shiro."

[21:13] ---
    All right, time to give a cool howl
    to show them who's boss.

[21:24] ---
    Cute!
[21:27] ---
    Come here!
[21:27] ---
    Huh? It feels like they're laughing at me.
[21:31] ---
    Yo, Pochi!
[21:33] ---
    Kuro! I'm a strong, cool man now, right?
[21:37] ---
    Like a wolf!
[21:39] ---
    Yeah. Even at my convenience store,
    you're the hottest topic among the customers.
[21:44] ---
    N-Naturally. Good.
[21:46] ---
    Everyone says how Pochi, the tofu shop dog,
    is the cutest pet in town!
[21:54] ---
    He froze up!
[21:55] ---
    - I'm going to get a shot of that cutie!
    - How adorable!
[21:58] ---
    He's precious!
[21:59] ---
    Mama! A cute stuffed animal!
[22:02] ---
    That's a real puppy!
[22:04] ---
    It is cute, though!
[22:06] ---
    Pochi's so popular!
[22:07] ---
    And I was worried about him!
[22:10] ---
    If it's a popularity contest, I have to win it!
[22:13] ---
    It's no contest!
[22:15] ---
    THE WEAKEST GUY ON THIRD STREET
[22:16] ---
    THE MOST ADORABLE GUY ON THIRD STREET