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E8 - A Real Trashy Boyfriend

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[00:01] Shion
    I don't like the night. It feels like
    I'm the only person left in the world.
[00:05] Shion
    Night after night, the dread falls upon me.
[00:09] Shion
    Will I be able to smile tomorrow?
    Maybe I'll get upset and start crying.
[00:13] Shion
    The depression envelops me
    and keeps me from falling asleep.
[00:17] Shion
    Oh moon, oh stars, please
    hurry and be off on your way.
[00:21] Shion
    Please, make way for the morning,
    while you disappear for me.
[00:26] Shion
    Nice to meet you! I'm from first year,
    class C. My name's Yoshino Shion!
[00:30] Shion
    I've decided to join the film club.
[00:33] Shion
    Just so you all know,
[00:36] Shion
    I joined the club because I want a boyfriend!
[00:39] Shion
    I have no interest in movies and
    don't plan to become an expert.
[00:43] Shion
    Well, I will carry out my duties
    as a member, though.
[00:46] Shion
    But I really want to get
    a boyfriend before Christmas!
[00:50] Shion
    If any of you know someone hot you can
    introduce me to, please let me know!
[00:54] Runa
    Yoshino, Yoshino.
[00:56] Shion
    Huh?
[00:56] Runa
    Our members are a bunch
    of introverted virgins.
[00:59] Runa
    Bringing up your love life at our first
     meeting is probably too much.
[01:02] Runa
    You might wanna lay off a bit.
[01:04] Shion
    Okay.
[01:05] Shion
    Does anyone have any questions?
    Ask whatever you want!
[01:10] Shion
    Yes! The guy in a cap.
[01:12] Runa
    Hey! That's not just any guy in a cap!
[01:15] Runa
    That's your senpai! Former
    vice president Inaba Rei-senpai!
[01:21] Rei
    Listen, kid. You should probably
    give up on the film club.
[01:24] Shion
    Huh?
[01:25] Rei
    You're 100 percent guaranteed
    never to find a boyfriend here.
[01:28] Shion
    Huh?
SIGN    Huh?
SIGN    Twilight Out of Focus
SIGN    Twilight Out of Focus
[03:02] (Flashback) Shion
    I'm gonna get into a boys' school far away.
[03:05] (Flashback) Shion
    A place with a dorm. And I'll find
     an awesome boyfriend there!
[03:09] (Flashback) Girl 1
    You always used to say you wanted to
    fall in love like in a shojo manga.
[03:13] (Flashback) Girl 1
    A boys' school would be
    the perfect place for that.
[03:16] (Flashback) Girl 2
    I bet you'll get a boyfriend
    right away, Shion.
[03:18] (Flashback) Boy 1
    Eww! He's hanging out with girls again!
[03:21] (Flashback) Boy 2
    Ladyboy!
[03:22] (Flashback) Girl 1
    I'll sue you for hate speech, you jerk!
[03:24] (Flashback) Girl 2
    They're children! How stupid.
[03:29] Shion
    And so, I successfully enrolled
    in Midorigaoka High School.
[03:33] (Flashback) Shion
    I'm totally gonna find a boyfriend!
SIGN    New Student Orientation
    Midorigaoka Senior High School
SIGN    New Student Orientation
    Midorigaoka Senior High School
[03:37] Shion
    I want to maximize my chances
    to meet someone.
[03:39] Shion
    Maybe it would help to join a club.
[03:42] (Flashback) Hockey Club 1
    Hey there, you.
[03:44] (Flashback) Hockey Club 1
    Got any interest in joining
    the ice hockey club?
[03:47] (Flashback) Hockey Club 2
    Or just come and watch if you want.
[03:49] Shion
    People are already talking to me!
    And they're both kinda cute!
[03:54] (Flashback) Shion
    Oh, I don't know...
    I've never played before.
[03:58] (Flashback) Hockey Club 1
    Come play with us, then.
    We'll show you a good time.
[04:01] (Flashback) Hockey Club 2
    If you're inexperienced, we can
    teach you all the right moves, man.
[04:04] Shion
    That sounds kinky! So adult!
[04:07] (Flashback) Shion
    Yes, I'd like to join!
[04:08] Shion
    There's no way I'll stay single now!
[04:11] Shion
    First a club, then love... This is the
    beginning of an ideal high school career!
[04:18] Shion
    Eh?
[04:19] Shion
    Eh?
[04:21] Shion
    Eh?
[04:23] Shion
    Huh?!
[04:24] (Flashback) Hockey Coach
    Yoshino has the kind of talent
    you see once in a decade.
[04:27] (Flashback) Hockey Club 1
    And he's gotten this good
    in just a few months!
SIGN    Letter of Resignation
[04:31] (Flashback) Shion
    I'm leaving the club.
[04:32] (Flashback) Hockey Club 1
    Yoshino! Don't do this to us!
SIGN    Letter of Resignation
[04:34] (Flashback) Hockey Club 2
    Yoshino!
[04:36] Shion
    Jeez. What a waste of my precious time.
[04:42] (Flashback) Baseball Club Member
    Yoshino.
[04:43] (Flashback) Shion
    Hm?
[04:44] (Flashback) Baseball Club Member
    Our ace, Agatsuma here, has had
    his eye on you for a while.
[04:49] (Flashback) Baseball Club Member
    What would you think about the baseb—
[04:50] (Flashback) Shion
    I'd like to join!
[04:52] Shion
    The ace of the baseball team?
    Everyone was saying he's really cool.
[04:56] Shion
    So that's him? No wonder.
[04:59] Shion
    All right then, take me
    all the way to Koshien, guys!
[05:02] Shion
    Okay then, starting over: this is the
    beginning of an ideal high school career!

[05:07] Shion
    Eh? Eh?
[05:11] Shion
    Huh?!
[05:13] (Flashback) Baseball Club Manager
    Nobody else can catch Agatsuma's fastball.
    Yoshino is the only one!
[05:17] (Flashback) Baseball Club Member 2
    Yoshino, lead us all the way to Koshien!
[05:20] (Flashback) Shion
    I'm leaving the club.
[05:21] (Flashback) Club Members
    Wha—?!
[05:22] Club Members
    Yoshino!
[05:22] (Flashback) Club Members
    Don't quit on us!
[05:24] Club Members
    Wait, Yoshino!
[05:24] Shion
    And so spring ended and summer arrived.
[05:29] Shion
    After that...
[05:31] (Flashback) Track Coach
    You've got really nice legs, Yoshino.
[05:33] Shion
    The sexy coach of the track team
    scouted me, so I joined.
[05:38] Shion
    That look in coach's eyes...
    It's like they're caressing me!
[05:42] Shion
    I got my hopes up, but he was
    only interested in my leg strength.
[05:46] Shion
    So before there was any misunderstanding...
[05:48] (Flashback) Shion
    I'm leaving the club.
[05:49] (Flashback) Track Coach
    Huh?!
[05:50] (Flashback) Shion
    Ya big dummy!
[05:52] (Flashback) Shion
    This was all a huge waste of time!
    Give me a freakin' break!
[05:56] Shion
    Into the depths of autumn...
[05:58] (Flashback) Shion
    I can't believe I've made no progress
[06:01] (Flashback) Shion
    at all!
SIGN    Roommate and Classmate
    Kujo Kirito
[06:03] Kirito
    You did put on some muscle.
[06:05] (Flashback) Shion
    Yeah, great! Whoopee. Tons of muscle.
[06:07] (Flashback) Shion
    Check out these biceps!
[06:09] (Flashback) Shion
    Aww, I want a boyfriend so bad!
[06:12] (Flashback) Shion
    He needs to be cool,
    and smart, and nice, and sexy,
[06:15] (Flashback) Shion
    and a little bit of a tease!
[06:17] (Flashback) Kirito
    That's asking a lot. But go for it, dude.
[06:21] (Flashback) Shion
    Kirito, didn't you ever fantasize
    that when you got into a dorm,
[06:24] (Flashback) Shion
    upperclassmen might kidnap you
    and do a bunch of kinky stuff?
[06:27] (Flashback) Kirito
    No, can't say I did.
[06:29] (Flashback) Kirito
    A dorm like that would be terrifying.
    I'm more of a realis—
[06:33] (Flashback) Shion
    I want someone to do kinky stuff to me!
[06:35] Kirito
    Shut up and listen.
[06:37] (Flashback) Shion
    Maybe I'll try joining another club.
    Do you know any good ones?
[06:41] (Flashback) Kirito
    How about the film club I'm in?
    I mean, I already invited you, though.
[06:45] (Flashback) Shion
    You did?
[06:46] (Flashback) Kirito
    "I bet it has a lot of
    annoying subculture types,"
[06:49] (Flashback) Kirito
    you said.
[06:50] (Flashback) Shion
    Guess I was kinda rude. Sowwy.
[06:53] (Flashback) Shion
    So, are there any hot guys in the club?
[06:56] (Flashback) Kirito
    How would I know?
[06:57] (Flashback) Kirito
    I've got their DVD from the
    culture festival. Wanna watch?
SIGN     Midorigaoka High School Film Club
    Culture Festival Feature Film
[07:00] (Flashback) Kirito
    The members are in it.
[07:02] (Flashback) Shion
    Oh, right. The culture festival?
    Like when my middle school friends said,
[07:05] (Flashback) Shion
    "Can we come? We want to
    meet your boyfriend, Shion!"
[07:08] (Flashback) Shion
    and I pretended to get sick and
    skipped it? That culture festival?
[07:11] (Flashback) Kirito
    Wait, you've been lying to you friends
    about getting a boyfriend?
[07:14] (Flashback) Shion
    Let's watch the DVD!
[07:15] (Flashback) Kirito
    Fine, fine. Get off me.
SIGN    You and the Seasons, etc...
SIGN    Director: Ichikawa Giichi
SIGN    Starring: Otomo Hisashi
    Honjo Yukitaka
[07:19] (Flashback) Kirito
    This is the second-years' movie.
[07:21] (Flashback) Kirito
    The leads are drama club members.
[07:23] (Flashback) Kirito
    The story is BL, though.
[07:25] [Messenger] text
    The Messenger from Outer Space the end of the world
    An Extremely Dangerous Lifeform
[07:26] (Flashback) Kirito
    This is the third-years' movie.
[07:28] (Flashback) Kirito
    The lead is the former club president.
    He's a super flashy guy.
[07:31] (Flashback) Kirito
    The former vice president is the CG artist.
    He's kind of well-known in that community.
[07:37] (Flashback) Kirito
    The guy with the glasses.
[07:41] (Flashback) Kirito
    No good? Nobody hot enough?
[07:44] (Flashback) Shion
    Why didn't ya invite me sooner?
[07:47] (Flashback) Shion
    The film club is some
    kind of cute guy paradise!
[07:50] (Flashback) Kirito
    I did invite you, though!
[07:52] (Flashback) Shion
    I, Yoshino Shion, will join the film club!
[07:55] (Flashback) Shion
    This time, I'll definitely begin
    my ideal high school career!
[08:00] Shion
    At least, that's what I thought.
[08:02] Rei
    You're never going to find a boyfriend
    in the film club. You should give it up.
[08:07] Shion
    This four-eyed asshole.
[08:09] Shion
    He's the only one I saw on the DVD
    who didn't do anything for me at all.
[08:14] Shion
    I beg your pardon, but how can you say
    you're "one hundred percent" sure?
[08:18] Shion
    My future lover may still
    be someone in this club.
[08:22] Shion
    As long as my chances aren't zero,
    I'd like to give it a shot.
[08:25] Shion
    I won't know unless I try.
[08:27] Shion
    And you don't know me,
    so you really can't say.
[08:30] club member
    Seriously?
[08:31] Giichi
    Yoshino, don't pay any attention to that guy.
[08:35] Giichi
    He quit and isn't a member anymore.
[08:37] Giichi
    Just think of him as a vengeful spirit.
[08:39] Runa
    Watch it!
[08:40] Giichi
    The film club will happily
    welcome anyone, for any reason.
[08:43] Giichi
    Let's make a good movie together.
[08:45] Giichi
    There's a ton of great romance films. You
    may be able to learn something from them.
[08:50] Shion
    You're very kind. Do you have
    a boyfriend, President?
[08:54] Giichi
    Wha—! What are you talking about?!
[08:56] Giichi
    A boyfriend?! Come on! How stupid!
[08:59] Shion
    Oh, so you do?
[09:01] Shion
    But I won't let a little thing
    like that get me down.
[09:04] Shion
    If I earnestly do my best and keep a smile
    on my face, I'm sure they'll start thinking,
[09:08] Shion
    "Oh, that guy is kinda interesting!"
    sooner or later.
[09:13] Shion
    I know, because that's how it
    always happens in shojo manga.
[09:16] Shion
    I believe!
[09:18] Shion
    Where are we shooting next?
[09:20] Kirito
    The music room.
[09:22] Kirito
    But wow, Shion. Isn't that stuff heavy?
[09:25] Shion
    No prob.
[09:26] Kirito
    Even after snapping at Rei-senpai
    on the first day like that,
[09:30] Kirito
    you're actually getting along pretty well.
[09:32] Shion
    Is Inaba-senpai really scary, or what?
[09:36] Kirito
    No, he isn't scary. He's awesome, actually.
[09:38] Kirito
    Everyone in the club admires him.
[09:41] Shion
    Hmm.
[09:42] 1st Year Club Member 1
    Hey! I need to ask you
    something about costumes.
[09:45] Shion
    What is it?
[09:46] 1st Year Club Member 2
    Uh, well...
[09:48] 1st Year Club Member 1
    We should just ask Kirito. Right?
[09:52] Shion
    Oh, yeah? I'll go ahead, then.
[09:55] Kirito
    Sure.
[09:56] Shion
    No, I'm not getting along well at all.
[09:59] Shion
    The other members from my class avoid me.
[10:02] Shion
    All I've been doing is helping
    with random chores.
[10:05] Shion
    Nobody's here yet.
[10:08] Shion
    Ugh. This club might not work out, either.
[10:11] Shion
    Just like that four-eyes said.
[10:14] (Flashback) Rei
    You're 100 percent guaranteed
    never to find a boyfriend here.
[10:18] Shion
    If I was in a manga,
    a prince would appear and ask,
[10:21] Shion
    "What's wrong? Are you okay?"
    in a situation like this.
[10:26] Shion
    Ugh.
[10:32] Shion
    Damn it. Damn it! That damn four-eyed jerk!
[10:36] Shion
    Die, die, die!
[10:46] Shion
    Hey, you're gonna ignore me?!
[10:48] Shion
    It's all your fault that I'm crying!
[10:50] Shion
    Your fault! It's all your fault!
[10:58] Rei
    What's up? You good?
[11:00] Shion
    Why are you acting like you decided
    to come back on your own
[11:03] Shion
    when you tried to leave me here?
[11:06] Rei
    You were crying. I thought it'd
    be better to leave you alone.
[11:11] Shion
    I bet you don't get many dates.
[11:13] Rei
    No, I do okay.
[11:16] Rei
    So? What's supposed to be my fault, now?
[11:19] Shion
    I get it. People are pissed off
    because I don't seem serious.
[11:24] Shion
    But you know, I still
    give it everything I have.
[11:27] Shion
    Even in hockey, baseball, and track.
[11:29] Shion
    I trained hard and got a lot better,
    but still couldn't find a lover.
[11:34] Shion
    Film club, too. I know my goals are different
    from everyone, and I don't know about movies,
[11:39] Shion
    but I'm still doing my best to help
    and stay out of everyone's way.
[11:43] Shion
    But right at the start,
[11:44] Shion
    you come out and say someone
    like me will never find a boyfriend?
[11:48] Shion
    Isn't that kind of mean?
[11:49] Rei
    I didn't say it like—
[11:51] Shion
    You're teasing me because I'm so cute!
[11:53] Shion
    That's mean! It's so mean!
[11:55] Shion
    Man, now I'm just taking it out on him
    because nothing's going my way.
[12:00] Shion
    Sorry, Senpai.
[12:02] Shion
    You're definitely a total jerk, but now
    you probably think I'm a pain, too.
[12:07] Rei
    What makes you stop crying
    when you get like this?
[12:10] Shion
    If this was a shojo manga,
[12:13] Shion
    you'd pat my head gently,
    say, "Hey, stop crying now,"
[12:17] Shion
    and then kiss me.
[12:21] Rei
    Hey, stop crying.
[12:30] Shion
    Hey! Hang on!
[12:31] Rei
    Whoa. You really did stop crying.
[12:33] Shion
    Why did you do that?!
[12:35] Rei
    Because you said you wanted me to.
[12:38] Rei
    You're kinda interesting, you know.
[12:40] Shion
    Oh! That's the "You're kind of
    an interesting guy," I was waiting for!
[12:44] Shion
    He's gonna make me fall for him!
[12:47] Rei
    Wanna try going out?
[12:48] Shion
    Huh?
[12:50] Rei
    If you want a boyfriend that bad,
    wanna try going out with me?
[12:53] Shion
    Huh?!
[12:55] Shion
    Wait, wait! Why me? I'm not into
    subculture otaku like you!
[13:01] Shion
    I like cool guys... instead...
[13:04] Rei
    What?
[13:07] Shion
    Huh?!
[13:10] Shion
    I don't know anything about this guy.
    He isn't even my type.
[13:14] Shion
    And he left a terrible first impression.
[13:18] Shion
    Please excuse me.
[13:19] Kirito
    Hey.
[13:20] Shion
    Huh?!
[13:22] Kirito
    Give back my glasses.
SIGN    He's so hot...
[13:25] Shion
    Success!
SIGN    Success
[13:27] Rei
    My glasses...
[13:29] Shion
    I will go out with you!
[13:37] Shion
    Once again, my name is Yoshino Shion.
SIGN    First-Year
    Yoshino Shion
[13:40] Shion
    I still have a lot to learn, but
    I hope you can put up with me.
[13:45] Rei
    I'm Inaba Rei. Hey.
SIGN    Third-Year
    Inaba Rei
[13:48] Shion
    Would you mind giving me your
    contact info? I'll message you later.
[13:52] Rei
    Okay, so about the club...
[13:55] Runa
    Yoshino, you left the equipment in the hall!
[13:59] Shion
    Oh, shoot! I'm sorry! I'll bring it in now!
[14:02] Shion
    See you later.
[14:04] Rei
    Hey, wait.
SIGN    Rei
SIGN    Older
SIGN    Famous (it seems)
SIGN    Amazing (it seems)
[14:10] Shion
    I got a boyfriend!
SIGN    Inaba
[14:12] Kirito
    Good for you. Congrats.
[14:14] Shion
    Yeah! Thanks!
[14:16] Shion
    This feels so good!
    I wanna go and tell everyone!
[14:20] Kirito
    Those middle school friends
    you've been lying to, you mean?
[14:23] Kirito
    So? What about the club?
[14:26] Shion
    What do you mean?
[14:27] Kirito
    You found your boyfriend.
[14:29] Kirito
    Now that you got what you wanted,
    what's the point in staying a member?
[14:33] Shion
    Good point.
[14:36] Shion
    Maybe I don't have any reason
    to stay in the club.
[14:39] Mao
    Today, we're going over equipment setup.
    First, look at the printout I gave you.
[14:44] Shion
    I don't feel like I'm getting closer
    to the guys from my class,
[14:48] Shion
    but I still haven't made a single movie yet.
[14:52] Shion
    I would kind of feel crappy
    if I quit before finishing anything.
[14:56] Mao
    Yoshino, you sure are careful with the gear.
[14:59] Shion
    Well, when you guys tell me a little lens
    like this costs hundreds of thousands of yen,
[15:03] Shion
    of course I'm gonna be careful!
[15:05] Mao
    Proper equipment handling is fundamental.
    I'm impressed. You're doing well.
[15:10] Shion
    Seems like he's looking out for me.
[15:12] Shion
    Kind of a unique way to express it, though.
[15:14] Shion
    What a weird club. The film club really is unique.
[15:18] Shion
    Yeah, there's something mysterious about it.
[15:21] Mao
    I changed the lens, so each of you
    come and take a look.
[15:25] Shion
    Until now, it's all been about being
    "strong" or "talented" or "fast" enough.
[15:30] Shion
    But what about when you're making movies?
[15:32] Shion
    There are so many people here.
    What are they trying to do together?
[15:36] Shion
    I'm getting used to it and I'm learning,
    so maybe it's okay for now.
[15:41] Shion
    Sounds like Rei-senpai visits a lot, too.
    And of course, Kirito is here.
[15:45] Shion
    Yeah. Maybe I'll stick around a little longer.
[15:49] Mao
    Come and take a look.
[15:51] Shion
    Wow!
[15:52] Mao
    See? That's how it looks
    through a wide-angle lens.
[15:55] Mao
    See how it opens things up?
[15:57] Shion
    Insane. The field of view is so much bigger.
[16:02] Shion
    Meanwhile! Why haven't I gotten
    a single response from Rei-senpai?!
[16:06] Kirito
    You try more than once?
[16:08] Shion
    Of course! Regularly,
    since we started dating!
[16:11] Shion
    See? Take a look at this!
SIGN    Hello! It's Shion! I hope we can get along.
SIGN    Oh. Please just call me Shion.
    I feel so embarrassed saying that.
SIGN    Wait, are you getting these?
[16:14] Kirito
    Eww. I know he isn't responding,
    but this is stalkery and super creepy.
SIGN    (Cancel)
SIGN    Please call me
SIGN    Um, why won't you respond? You okay?
SIGN    Hey. You alive?
[16:18] Shion
    Yeah, but I'm really worried!
SIGN    Heeey!!!!!!!!!!
[16:22] Shion
    Believe it or not, I've never
    dated anyone before.
[16:24] Shion
    If we're going out, I really
    want him to think I'm fun.
[16:28] Shion
    But I don't want to be so pushy
    that he gets annoyed.
[16:32] Kirito
    What are you talking about?
    Your middle name is pushy.
[16:36] Kirito
    You wouldn't stop if he got annoyed.
[16:37] Shion
    Hey!
[16:39] Kirito
    If you're really worried,
    why not go see him?
[16:41] Kirito
    I don't know what dorm room he's in,
    but he should be in class 3-A.
[16:45] Shion
    I didn't think of that!
[16:47] Shion
    Kirito, come with me to 3-A tomorrow!
[16:50] Kirito
    No way! The third-year hallway creeps me out.
[16:52] Shion
    Please come with me!
[16:54] Shion
    Please, please, pwease!
[16:54] Kirito
    Get off! Get off! You're way too strong!
[16:57] Third Year 1
    Inaba hasn't been coming to class.
[16:59] Shion
    Hasn't been coming?
[17:00] Third Year 1
    Yeah, but that's business as usual.
[17:02] Third Year 2
    This time of day,
    he might be in the cafeteria.
[17:06] Shion
    Thank you very much.
[17:08] Shion
    But what could be preventing him
    from seeing his boyfriend?
[17:12] Shion
    A typical shojo manga scenario would be
    that he got into an accident,
[17:16] Shion
    or for some reason or another
    he got kidnapped or something.
[17:19] Shion
    Could be either one. Wait,
    I haven't been dumped, have I?
[17:24] Kirito
    Quit talking to yourself, creepo.
[17:28] Kirito
    I think that's them over there.
    The film club veterans.
[17:34] Shion
    Wow. They sure stick out.
[17:37] Chiaki
    Huh? Aren't those first-years from the club?
[17:41] Chiaki
    I've seen that guy in black before.
[17:43] Kirito
    Chiaki-senpai, how's it going?
[17:45] Shion
    Nice to meet you.
    My name is Yoshino. I just joined.
[17:49] Chiaki
    Ooh, first-years? They're so new and shiny.
[17:52] Shion
    Um, we're looking for Rei-senpai.
    Has he shown up yet?
[17:57] Jin
    Rei? No, he hasn't. Is it important?
[18:02] Shion
    To tell the truth, Rei-senpai
    and I have started dating.
[18:12] Jin
    Yoshino, was it?
[18:14] Shion
    Y-Yes.
[18:17] Jin
    It isn't too late yet.
    You should give up on Rei.
[18:21] Tsuchiya
    I agree.
[18:22] Chiaki
    He hasn't done anything to you yet, has he?
[18:25] Rudy
    Should break up, yeah.
[18:27] Shion
    Is there something wrong with Rei-senpai?
[18:30] Rei
    I haven't done what now?
[18:32] Shion
    Rei-senpai?!
[18:34] All
    Rei?!
[18:35] Rei
    Morning. I'm gonna eat,
    then get back to the dorm.
[18:38] Rei
    I need to send the final data by tonight.
[18:40] Shion
    I've finally caught you!
[18:42] Shion
    Why didn't you respond to me?
     I've been messaging you this whole time!
[18:46] Rei
    Hmm? You have?
[18:51] Rei
    I lost my phone.
[18:53] Tsuchiya
    Again? I bet it's sitting
    in your room somewhere.
[18:56] Chiaki
    If the battery's dead,
    it would never ring anyway.
[18:59] Rei
    I'll check on my PC later.
[19:02] Jin
    Everyone's worried about you, man.
[19:05] Jin
    You skip class, you aren't taking exams,
    and you aren't making any future plans.
[19:09] Jin
    At least try to eat something.
[19:11] Jin
    I'll stop by your room later.
[19:13] Rei
    Huh? Hell no.
[19:14] Jin
    Don't give me that.
[19:16] Jin
    Are you hoarding trash again?
    Who do you think is cleaning up after you?
[19:19] Rei
    I'm not "hoarding trash."
    I just haven't cleaned up.
[19:21] Jin
    Same difference.
[19:23] Jin
    I've got tests. I don't
    have time to babysit you.
[19:25] Rei
    Yeah, whatever.
[19:27] Chiaki
    Hey, don't forget about this one, Rei!
[19:30] Chiaki
    Are you seriously going out
    with Yoshino here?
[19:32] Rei
    Oh. Yeah.
[19:34] Rei
    We're going out.
[19:36] Shion
    Thank goodness! We really are a couple!
[19:39] Shion
    Then why won't you respond to my messages?
[19:42] Rei
    Do I need to? There's nothing to talk about.
[19:45] Shion
    Of course you need to!
    When people are going out,
[19:48] Shion
    you're supposed to say "good morning"
    and "good night" and "I love you" and stuff
[19:51] Shion
    like that to each other!
[19:52] Rei
    I don't see the need for that. If that's
    what you want to do, go right ahead.
[19:57] Rei
    Just don't expect a response.
[19:59] Rei
    Listen, I'm not going to change who I am
     just because we're going out.
[20:03] Rei
    I'm not gonna budge
    a single millimeter for you.
[20:06] Rei
    Let's recognize that we're dating,
    but let each other live freely.
[20:10] Rei
    Okay?
[20:12] Shion
    What's "okay"?
[20:14] Chiaki
    Whoa, there he goes.
    He said the same thing to the last one.
[20:18] Tsuchiya
    Then he got dumped. On the spot, too.
[20:22] Shion
    Why did you kiss me, then?
[20:26] Shion
    Why did you kiss me
    and hold me and comfort me?!
[20:30] Chiaki
    Ki...
[20:31] Kirito
    ...ss?
[20:32] Jin
    Rei! Why'd you make a move on him?
    That's a mess I can't clean up!
[20:36] Rei
    Because he said he'd stop crying if I did.
[20:39] Shion
    You only did it because
    my crying annoyed you?
[20:43] Shion
    Would you kiss me again now
    just to keep me from crying?
[20:47] Rei
    Mm-hmm.
[20:48] Jin
    Ugh.
[20:50] Shion
    You're the one who suggested
    we start dating, Rei-senpai.
[20:55] Rei
    If you joined the club to find a boyfriend,
    I thought you'd quit once you did.
[20:59] Rei
    If you don't even like movies,
    what's the point of staying in?
[21:03] Rei
    Our members are all nerdy late bloomers.
    I figured you'd never go for any of them.
[21:09] Rei
    But on that note, I'm not so picky.
    I could hook up with anyone.
[21:13] Rei
    Seemed like the right move. Also,
    I did think you were kind of interesting.
[21:18] Rei
    So? What's the plan?
    You gonna quit the club?
[21:32] Shion
    I get it now.
    This guy's a real piece of trash.
SIGN    It is as you say.
[21:36] All
    It is as you say.
[21:41] Jin
    So, that's just what Rei is like.
[21:44] Jin
    He's not trying to be cruel. I'm sorry, man.
[21:47] Shion
    He'd better not be!
[21:49] Shion
    But even if he's not trying,
    it's still really nasty!
[21:52] Jin
    If you want to stay with him,
    we can try to back you up,
[21:56] Jin
    but personally, I think it's smarter to
    break up before you really get hurt.
[22:05] Rei
    What?
[22:06] Shion
    Shit! Ahh, I do like him!
[22:09] Shion
    I like his face! He's so hot!
[22:12] Shion
    He's my type! Damn it!
[22:16] Shion
    I haven't shown him off to my friends yet.
[22:19] Shion
    I don't want to go wandering off to
    search for another boyfriend again!
SIGN    Stay
SIGN    Split
[22:25] Shion
    I will not break up with you!
[22:30] Shion
    I'm sure I'll be able to change Rei-senpai!
[22:33] Rei
    Hmm?
[22:35] Shion
    For now, anyway. Good enough for now.
[22:38] Shion
    But as soon as another friendly,
    hot guy shows up,
[22:41] Shion
    I'm dumping this one like yesterday's trash!
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[23:35] Shion
    "You Should Want to See Me More."