# E8 - A Real Trashy Boyfriend
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**[00:01] Shion**
* I don't like the night. It feels like*
* I'm the only person left in the world.*
**[00:05] Shion**
*Night after night, the dread falls upon me.*
**[00:09] Shion**
* Will I be able to smile tomorrow?*
* Maybe I'll get upset and start crying.*
**[00:13] Shion**
* The depression envelops me*
* and keeps me from falling asleep.*
**[00:17] Shion**
* Oh moon, oh stars, please*
* hurry and be off on your way.*
**[00:21] Shion**
* Please, make way for the morning,*
* while you disappear for me.*
**[00:26] Shion**
Nice to meet you! I'm from first year,
class C. My name's Yoshino Shion!
**[00:30] Shion**
I've decided to join the film club.
**[00:33] Shion**
Just so you all know,
**[00:36] Shion**
I joined the club because I want a boyfriend!
**[00:39] Shion**
I have no interest in movies and
don't plan to become an expert.
**[00:43] Shion**
Well, I will carry out my duties
as a member, though.
**[00:46] Shion**
But I really want to get
a boyfriend before Christmas!
**[00:50] Shion**
If any of you know someone hot you can
introduce me to, please let me know!
**[00:54] Runa**
Yoshino, Yoshino.
**[00:56] Shion**
Huh?
**[00:56] Runa**
Our members are a bunch
of introverted virgins.
**[00:59] Runa**
Bringing up your love life at our first
meeting is probably too much.
**[01:02] Runa**
You might wanna lay off a bit.
**[01:04] Shion**
Okay.
**[01:05] Shion**
Does anyone have any questions?
Ask whatever you want!
**[01:10] Shion**
Yes! The guy in a cap.
**[01:12] Runa**
Hey! That's not just any guy in a cap!
**[01:15] Runa**
That's your senpai! Former
vice president Inaba Rei-senpai!
**[01:21] Rei**
Listen, kid. You should probably
give up on the film club.
**[01:24] Shion**
Huh?
**[01:25] Rei**
You're 100 percent guaranteed
never to find a boyfriend here.
**[01:28] Shion**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Huh?
***SIGN*** Twilight Out of Focus
***SIGN*** Twilight Out of Focus
**[03:02] (Flashback) Shion**
I'm gonna get into a boys' school far away.
**[03:05] (Flashback) Shion**
A place with a dorm. And I'll find
an awesome boyfriend there!
**[03:09] (Flashback) Girl 1**
You always used to say you wanted to
fall in love like in a shojo manga.
**[03:13] (Flashback) Girl 1**
A boys' school would be
the perfect place for that.
**[03:16] (Flashback) Girl 2**
I bet you'll get a boyfriend
right away, Shion.
**[03:18] (Flashback) Boy 1**
Eww! He's hanging out with girls again!
**[03:21] (Flashback) Boy 2**
Ladyboy!
**[03:22] (Flashback) Girl 1**
I'll sue you for hate speech, you jerk!
**[03:24] (Flashback) Girl 2**
They're children! How stupid.
**[03:29] Shion**
* And so, I successfully enrolled*
* in Midorigaoka High School.*
**[03:33] (Flashback) Shion**
I'm totally gonna find a boyfriend!
***SIGN*** New Student Orientation
Midorigaoka Senior High School
***SIGN*** New Student Orientation
Midorigaoka Senior High School
**[03:37] Shion**
* I want to maximize my chances*
* to meet someone.*
**[03:39] Shion**
*Maybe it would help to join a club.*
**[03:42] (Flashback) Hockey Club 1**
Hey there, you.
**[03:44] (Flashback) Hockey Club 1**
Got any interest in joining
the ice hockey club?
**[03:47] (Flashback) Hockey Club 2**
Or just come and watch if you want.
**[03:49] Shion**
* People are already talking to me!*
* And they're both kinda cute!*
**[03:54] (Flashback) Shion**
Oh, I don't know...
I've never played before.
**[03:58] (Flashback) Hockey Club 1**
Come play with us, then.
We'll show you a good time.
**[04:01] (Flashback) Hockey Club 2**
If you're inexperienced, we can
teach you all the right moves, man.
**[04:04] Shion**
*That sounds kinky! So adult!*
**[04:07] (Flashback) Shion**
Yes, I'd like to join!
**[04:08] Shion**
*There's no way I'll stay single now!*
**[04:11] Shion**
* First a club, then love... This is the*
* beginning of an ideal high school career!*
**[04:18] Shion**
*Eh?*
**[04:19] Shion**
*Eh?*
**[04:21] Shion**
*Eh?*
**[04:23] Shion**
*Huh?!*
**[04:24] (Flashback) Hockey Coach**
Yoshino has the kind of talent
you see once in a decade.
**[04:27] (Flashback) Hockey Club 1**
And he's gotten this good
in just a few months!
***SIGN*** Letter of Resignation
**[04:31] (Flashback) Shion**
I'm leaving the club.
**[04:32] (Flashback) Hockey Club 1**
Yoshino! Don't do this to us!
***SIGN*** Letter of Resignation
**[04:34] (Flashback) Hockey Club 2**
Yoshino!
**[04:36] Shion**
*Jeez. What a waste of my precious time.*
**[04:42] (Flashback) Baseball Club Member**
Yoshino.
**[04:43] (Flashback) Shion**
Hm?
**[04:44] (Flashback) Baseball Club Member**
Our ace, Agatsuma here, has had
his eye on you for a while.
**[04:49] (Flashback) Baseball Club Member**
What would you think about the baseb—
**[04:50] (Flashback) Shion**
I'd like to join!
**[04:52] Shion**
* The ace of the baseball team?*
* Everyone was saying he's really cool.*
**[04:56] Shion**
*So that's him? No wonder.*
**[04:59] Shion**
* All right then, take me*
* all the way to Koshien, guys!*
**[05:02] Shion**
*Okay then, starting over:* this *is the
beginning of an ideal high school career!*
**[05:07] Shion**
*Eh? Eh?*
**[05:11] Shion**
*Huh?!*
**[05:13] (Flashback) Baseball Club Manager**
Nobody else can catch Agatsuma's fastball.
Yoshino is the only one!
**[05:17] (Flashback) Baseball Club Member 2**
Yoshino, lead us all the way to Koshien!
**[05:20] (Flashback) Shion**
I'm leaving the club.
**[05:21] (Flashback) Club Members**
Wha—?!
**[05:22] Club Members**
Yoshino!
**[05:22] (Flashback) Club Members**
Don't quit on us!
**[05:24] Club Members**
Wait, Yoshino!
**[05:24] Shion**
*And so spring ended and summer arrived.*
**[05:29] Shion**
*After that...*
**[05:31] (Flashback) Track Coach**
You've got really nice legs, Yoshino.
**[05:33] Shion**
* The sexy coach of the track team*
* scouted me, so I joined.*
**[05:38] Shion**
* That look in coach's eyes...*
* It's like they're caressing me!*
**[05:42] Shion**
* I got my hopes up, but he was*
* only interested in my leg strength.*
**[05:46] Shion**
*So before there was any misunderstanding...*
**[05:48] (Flashback) Shion**
I'm leaving the club.
**[05:49] (Flashback) Track Coach**
Huh?!
**[05:50] (Flashback) Shion**
Ya big dummy!
**[05:52] (Flashback) Shion**
This was all a huge waste of time!
Give me a freakin' break!
**[05:56] Shion**
*Into the depths of autumn...*
**[05:58] (Flashback) Shion**
I can't believe I've made no progress
**[06:01] (Flashback) Shion**
at all!
***SIGN*** Roommate and Classmate
Kujo Kirito
**[06:03] Kirito**
You did put on some muscle.
**[06:05] (Flashback) Shion**
Yeah, great! Whoopee. Tons of muscle.
**[06:07] (Flashback) Shion**
Check out these biceps!
**[06:09] (Flashback) Shion**
Aww, I want a boyfriend so bad!
**[06:12] (Flashback) Shion**
He needs to be cool,
and smart, and nice, and sexy,
**[06:15] (Flashback) Shion**
and a little bit of a tease!
**[06:17] (Flashback) Kirito**
That's asking a lot. But go for it, dude.
**[06:21] (Flashback) Shion**
Kirito, didn't you ever fantasize
that when you got into a dorm,
**[06:24] (Flashback) Shion**
upperclassmen might kidnap you
and do a bunch of kinky stuff?
**[06:27] (Flashback) Kirito**
No, can't say I did.
**[06:29] (Flashback) Kirito**
A dorm like that would be terrifying.
I'm more of a realis—
**[06:33] (Flashback) Shion**
I want someone to do kinky stuff to me!
**[06:35] Kirito**
Shut up and listen.
**[06:37] (Flashback) Shion**
Maybe I'll try joining another club.
Do you know any good ones?
**[06:41] (Flashback) Kirito**
How about the film club I'm in?
I mean, I already invited you, though.
**[06:45] (Flashback) Shion**
You did?
**[06:46] (Flashback) Kirito**
"I bet it has a lot of
annoying subculture types,"
**[06:49] (Flashback) Kirito**
you said.
**[06:50] (Flashback) Shion**
Guess I was kinda rude. Sowwy.
**[06:53] (Flashback) Shion**
So, are there any hot guys in the club?
**[06:56] (Flashback) Kirito**
How would I know?
**[06:57] (Flashback) Kirito**
I've got their DVD from the
culture festival. Wanna watch?
***SIGN*** Midorigaoka High School Film Club
Culture Festival Feature Film
**[07:00] (Flashback) Kirito**
The members are in it.
**[07:02] (Flashback) Shion**
Oh, right. The culture festival?
Like when my middle school friends said,
**[07:05] (Flashback) Shion**
"Can we come? We want to
meet your boyfriend, Shion!"
**[07:08] (Flashback) Shion**
and I pretended to get sick and
skipped it? *That* culture festival?
**[07:11] (Flashback) Kirito**
Wait, you've been lying to you friends
about getting a boyfriend?
**[07:14] (Flashback) Shion**
Let's watch the DVD!
**[07:15] (Flashback) Kirito**
Fine, fine. Get off me.
***SIGN*** You and the Seasons, etc...
***SIGN*** Director: Ichikawa Giichi
***SIGN*** Starring: Otomo Hisashi
Honjo Yukitaka
**[07:19] (Flashback) Kirito**
This is the second-years' movie.
**[07:21] (Flashback) Kirito**
The leads are drama club members.
**[07:23] (Flashback) Kirito**
The story is BL, though.
**[07:25] [Messenger] text**
The Messenger from Outer Space ~the end of the world~
An Extremely Dangerous Lifeform
**[07:26] (Flashback) Kirito**
This is the third-years' movie.
**[07:28] (Flashback) Kirito**
The lead is the former club president.
He's a super flashy guy.
**[07:31] (Flashback) Kirito**
The former vice president is the CG artist.
He's kind of well-known in that community.
**[07:37] (Flashback) Kirito**
The guy with the glasses.
**[07:41] (Flashback) Kirito**
No good? Nobody hot enough?
**[07:44] (Flashback) Shion**
Why didn't ya invite me sooner?
**[07:47] (Flashback) Shion**
The film club is some
kind of cute guy paradise!
**[07:50] (Flashback) Kirito**
I *did* invite you, though!
**[07:52] (Flashback) Shion**
I, Yoshino Shion, will join the film club!
**[07:55] (Flashback) Shion**
This time, I'll definitely begin
my ideal high school career!
**[08:00] Shion**
*At least, that's what I thought.*
**[08:02] Rei**
You're never going to find a boyfriend
in the film club. You should give it up.
**[08:07] Shion**
*This four-eyed asshole.*
**[08:09] Shion**
* He's the only one I saw on the DVD*
* who didn't do anything for me at all.*
**[08:14] Shion**
I beg your pardon, but how can you say
you're "one hundred percent" sure?
**[08:18] Shion**
My future lover may still
be someone in this club.
**[08:22] Shion**
As long as my chances aren't zero,
I'd like to give it a shot.
**[08:25] Shion**
I won't know unless I try.
**[08:27] Shion**
And you don't know me,
so you really can't say.
**[08:30] club member**
Seriously?
**[08:31] Giichi**
Yoshino, don't pay any attention to that guy.
**[08:35] Giichi**
He quit and isn't a member anymore.
**[08:37] Giichi**
Just think of him as a vengeful spirit.
**[08:39] Runa**
Watch it!
**[08:40] Giichi**
The film club will happily
welcome anyone, for any reason.
**[08:43] Giichi**
Let's make a good movie together.
**[08:45] Giichi**
There's a ton of great romance films. You
may be able to learn something from them.
**[08:50] Shion**
You're very kind. Do you have
a boyfriend, President?
**[08:54] Giichi**
Wha—! What are you talking about?!
**[08:56] Giichi**
A boyfriend?! Come on! How stupid!
**[08:59] Shion**
Oh, so you do?
**[09:01] Shion**
* But I won't let a little thing*
* like that get me down.*
**[09:04] Shion**
* If I earnestly do my best and keep a smile*
* on my face, I'm sure they'll start thinking,*
**[09:08] Shion**
* "Oh, that guy is kinda interesting!"*
* sooner or later.*
**[09:13] Shion**
* I know, because that's how it*
* always happens in shojo manga.*
**[09:16] Shion**
*I believe!*
**[09:18] Shion**
Where are we shooting next?
**[09:20] Kirito**
The music room.
**[09:22] Kirito**
But wow, Shion. Isn't that stuff heavy?
**[09:25] Shion**
No prob.
**[09:26] Kirito**
Even after snapping at Rei-senpai
on the first day like that,
**[09:30] Kirito**
you're actually getting along pretty well.
**[09:32] Shion**
Is Inaba-senpai really scary, or what?
**[09:36] Kirito**
No, he isn't scary. He's awesome, actually.
**[09:38] Kirito**
Everyone in the club admires him.
**[09:41] Shion**
Hmm.
**[09:42] 1st Year Club Member 1**
Hey! I need to ask you
something about costumes.
**[09:45] Shion**
What is it?
**[09:46] 1st Year Club Member 2**
Uh, well...
**[09:48] 1st Year Club Member 1**
We should just ask Kirito. Right?
**[09:52] Shion**
Oh, yeah? I'll go ahead, then.
**[09:55] Kirito**
Sure.
**[09:56] Shion**
*No, I'm not getting along well at all.*
**[09:59] Shion**
*The other members from my class avoid me.*
**[10:02] Shion**
* All I've been doing is helping*
* with random chores.*
**[10:05] Shion**
Nobody's here yet.
**[10:08] Shion**
Ugh. This club might not work out, either.
**[10:11] Shion**
Just like that four-eyes said.
**[10:14] (Flashback) Rei**
You're 100 percent guaranteed
never to find a boyfriend here.
**[10:18] Shion**
* If I was in a manga,*
* a prince would appear and ask,*
**[10:21] Shion**
* "What's wrong? Are you okay?"*
* in a situation like this.*
**[10:26] Shion**
Ugh.
**[10:32] Shion**
Damn it. Damn it! That damn four-eyed jerk!
**[10:36] Shion**
Die, die, die!
**[10:46] Shion**
Hey, you're gonna ignore me?!
**[10:48] Shion**
It's all your fault that I'm crying!
**[10:50] Shion**
Your fault! It's all *your* fault!
**[10:58] Rei**
What's up? You good?
**[11:00] Shion**
Why are you acting like you decided
to come back on your own
**[11:03] Shion**
when you tried to leave me here?
**[11:06] Rei**
You were crying. I thought it'd
be better to leave you alone.
**[11:11] Shion**
I bet you don't get many dates.
**[11:13] Rei**
No, I do okay.
**[11:16] Rei**
So? What's supposed to be my fault, now?
**[11:19] Shion**
I get it. People are pissed off
because I don't seem serious.
**[11:24] Shion**
But you know, I still
give it everything I have.
**[11:27] Shion**
Even in hockey, baseball, and track.
**[11:29] Shion**
I trained hard and got a lot better,
but still couldn't find a lover.
**[11:34] Shion**
Film club, too. I know my goals are different
from everyone, and I don't know about movies,
**[11:39] Shion**
but I'm still doing my best to help
and stay out of everyone's way.
**[11:43] Shion**
But right at the start,
**[11:44] Shion**
you come out and say someone
*like me* will never find a boyfriend?
**[11:48] Shion**
Isn't that kind of mean?
**[11:49] Rei**
I didn't say it like—
**[11:51] Shion**
You're teasing me because I'm so cute!
**[11:53] Shion**
That's mean! It's so mean!
**[11:55] Shion**
* Man, now I'm just taking it out on him*
* because nothing's going my way.*
**[12:00] Shion**
*Sorry, Senpai.*
**[12:02] Shion**
* You're definitely a total jerk, but now*
* you probably think I'm a pain, too.*
**[12:07] Rei**
What makes you stop crying
when you get like this?
**[12:10] Shion**
If this was a shojo manga,
**[12:13] Shion**
you'd pat my head gently,
say, "Hey, stop crying now,"
**[12:17] Shion**
and then kiss me.
**[12:21] Rei**
Hey, stop crying.
**[12:30] Shion**
Hey! Hang on!
**[12:31] Rei**
Whoa. You really did stop crying.
**[12:33] Shion**
Why did you do that?!
**[12:35] Rei**
Because you said you wanted me to.
**[12:38] Rei**
You're kinda interesting, you know.
**[12:40] Shion**
* Oh! That's the "You're kind of*
* an interesting guy," I was waiting for!*
**[12:44] Shion**
*He's gonna make me fall for him!*
**[12:47] Rei**
Wanna try going out?
**[12:48] Shion**
Huh?
**[12:50] Rei**
If you want a boyfriend that bad,
wanna try going out with me?
**[12:53] Shion**
*Huh?!*
**[12:55] Shion**
Wait, wait! Why me? I'm not into
subculture otaku like you!
**[13:01] Shion**
I like cool guys... instead...
**[13:04] Rei**
What?
**[13:07] Shion**
Huh?!
**[13:10] Shion**
* I don't know anything about this guy.*
* He isn't even my type.*
**[13:14] Shion**
*And he left a terrible first impression.*
**[13:18] Shion**
Please excuse me.
**[13:19] Kirito**
Hey.
**[13:20] Shion**
Huh?!
**[13:22] Kirito**
Give back my glasses.
***SIGN*** He's so hot...
**[13:25] Shion**
*Success!*
***SIGN*** Success
**[13:27] Rei**
My glasses...
**[13:29] Shion**
I will go out with you!
**[13:37] Shion**
Once again, my name is Yoshino Shion.
***SIGN*** First-Year
Yoshino Shion
**[13:40] Shion**
I still have a lot to learn, but
I hope you can put up with me.
**[13:45] Rei**
I'm Inaba Rei. Hey.
***SIGN*** Third-Year
Inaba Rei
**[13:48] Shion**
Would you mind giving me your
contact info? I'll message you later.
**[13:52] Rei**
Okay, so about the club...
**[13:55] Runa**
Yoshino, you left the equipment in the hall!
**[13:59] Shion**
Oh, shoot! I'm sorry! I'll bring it in now!
**[14:02] Shion**
See you later.
**[14:04] Rei**
Hey, wait.
***SIGN*** Rei
***SIGN*** Older
***SIGN*** Famous (it seems)
***SIGN*** Amazing (it seems)
**[14:10] Shion**
I got a boyfriend!
***SIGN*** Inaba
**[14:12] Kirito**
Good for you. Congrats.
**[14:14] Shion**
Yeah! Thanks!
**[14:16] Shion**
This feels so good!
I wanna go and tell everyone!
**[14:20] Kirito**
Those middle school friends
you've been lying to, you mean?
**[14:23] Kirito**
So? What about the club?
**[14:26] Shion**
What do you mean?
**[14:27] Kirito**
You found your boyfriend.
**[14:29] Kirito**
Now that you got what you wanted,
what's the point in staying a member?
**[14:33] Shion**
*Good point.*
**[14:36] Shion**
* Maybe I don't have any reason*
* to stay in the club.*
**[14:39] Mao**
Today, we're going over equipment setup.
First, look at the printout I gave you.
**[14:44] Shion**
* I don't feel like I'm getting closer*
* to the guys from my class,*
**[14:48] Shion**
*but I still haven't made a single movie yet.*
**[14:52] Shion**
* I would kind of feel crappy*
* if I quit before finishing anything.*
**[14:56] Mao**
Yoshino, you sure are careful with the gear.
**[14:59] Shion**
Well, when you guys tell me a little lens
like this costs hundreds of thousands of yen,
**[15:03] Shion**
of course I'm gonna be careful!
**[15:05] Mao**
Proper equipment handling is fundamental.
I'm impressed. You're doing well.
**[15:10] Shion**
*Seems like he's looking out for me.*
**[15:12] Shion**
*Kind of a unique way to express it, though.*
**[15:14] Shion**
*What a weird club. The film club really is unique.*
**[15:18] Shion**
*Yeah, there's something mysterious about it.*
**[15:21] Mao**
I changed the lens, so each of you
come and take a look.
**[15:25] Shion**
* Until now, it's all been about being*
* "strong" or "talented" or "fast" enough.*
**[15:30] Shion**
*But what about when you're making movies?*
**[15:32] Shion**
* There are so many people here.*
* What are they trying to do together?*
**[15:36] Shion**
* I'm getting used to it and I'm learning,*
* so maybe it's okay for now.*
**[15:41] Shion**
* Sounds like Rei-senpai visits a lot, too.*
* And of course, Kirito is here.*
**[15:45] Shion**
*Yeah. Maybe I'll stick around a little longer.*
**[15:49] Mao**
Come and take a look.
**[15:51] Shion**
Wow!
**[15:52] Mao**
See? That's how it looks
through a wide-angle lens.
**[15:55] Mao**
See how it opens things up?
**[15:57] Shion**
Insane. The field of view is so much bigger.
**[16:02] Shion**
Meanwhile! Why haven't I gotten
a single response from Rei-senpai?!
**[16:06] Kirito**
You try more than once?
**[16:08] Shion**
Of course! Regularly,
since we started dating!
**[16:11] Shion**
See? Take a look at this!
***SIGN*** Hello! It's Shion! I hope we can get along.
***SIGN*** Oh. Please just call me Shion.
I feel so embarrassed saying that.
***SIGN*** Wait, are you getting these?
**[16:14] Kirito**
Eww. I know he isn't responding,
but this is stalkery and super creepy.
***SIGN*** (Cancel)
***SIGN*** Please call me
***SIGN*** Um, why won't you respond? You okay?
***SIGN*** Hey. You alive?
**[16:18] Shion**
Yeah, but I'm really worried!
***SIGN*** Heeey!!!!!!!!!!
**[16:22] Shion**
Believe it or not, I've never
dated anyone before.
**[16:24] Shion**
If we're going out, I really
want him to think I'm fun.
**[16:28] Shion**
But I don't want to be so pushy
that he gets annoyed.
**[16:32] Kirito**
What are you talking about?
Your middle name is pushy.
**[16:36] Kirito**
You wouldn't stop if he got annoyed.
**[16:37] Shion**
Hey!
**[16:39] Kirito**
If you're really worried,
why not go see him?
**[16:41] Kirito**
I don't know what dorm room he's in,
but he should be in class 3-A.
**[16:45] Shion**
I didn't think of that!
**[16:47] Shion**
Kirito, come with me to 3-A tomorrow!
**[16:50] Kirito**
No way! The third-year hallway creeps me out.
**[16:52] Shion**
Please come with me!
**[16:54] Shion**
Please, please, pwease!
**[16:54] Kirito**
Get off! Get off! You're way too strong!
**[16:57] Third Year 1**
Inaba hasn't been coming to class.
**[16:59] Shion**
Hasn't been coming?
**[17:00] Third Year 1**
Yeah, but that's business as usual.
**[17:02] Third Year 2**
This time of day,
he might be in the cafeteria.
**[17:06] Shion**
Thank you very much.
**[17:08] Shion**
* But what could be preventing him*
* from seeing his boyfriend?*
**[17:12] Shion**
* A typical shojo manga scenario would be*
* that he got into an accident,*
**[17:16] Shion**
* or for some reason or another*
* he got kidnapped or something.*
**[17:19] Shion**
Could be either one. Wait,
I haven't been dumped, have I?
**[17:24] Kirito**
Quit talking to yourself, creepo.
**[17:28] Kirito**
I think that's them over there.
The film club veterans.
**[17:34] Shion**
Wow. They sure stick out.
**[17:37] Chiaki**
Huh? Aren't those first-years from the club?
**[17:41] Chiaki**
I've seen that guy in black before.
**[17:43] Kirito**
Chiaki-senpai, how's it going?
**[17:45] Shion**
Nice to meet you.
My name is Yoshino. I just joined.
**[17:49] Chiaki**
Ooh, first-years? They're so new and shiny.
**[17:52] Shion**
Um, we're looking for Rei-senpai.
Has he shown up yet?
**[17:57] Jin**
Rei? No, he hasn't. Is it important?
**[18:02] Shion**
To tell the truth, Rei-senpai
and I have started dating.
**[18:12] Jin**
Yoshino, was it?
**[18:14] Shion**
Y-Yes.
**[18:17] Jin**
It isn't too late yet.
You should give up on Rei.
**[18:21] Tsuchiya**
I agree.
**[18:22] Chiaki**
He hasn't done anything to you yet, has he?
**[18:25] Rudy**
Should break up, yeah.
**[18:27] Shion**
*Is there something wrong with Rei-senpai?*
**[18:30] Rei**
I haven't done what now?
**[18:32] Shion**
Rei-senpai?!
**[18:34] All**
Rei?!
**[18:35] Rei**
Morning. I'm gonna eat,
then get back to the dorm.
**[18:38] Rei**
I need to send the final data by tonight.
**[18:40] Shion**
I've finally caught you!
**[18:42] Shion**
Why didn't you respond to me?
I've been messaging you this whole time!
**[18:46] Rei**
Hmm? You have?
**[18:51] Rei**
I lost my phone.
**[18:53] Tsuchiya**
Again? I bet it's sitting
in your room somewhere.
**[18:56] Chiaki**
If the battery's dead,
it would never ring anyway.
**[18:59] Rei**
I'll check on my PC later.
**[19:02] Jin**
Everyone's worried about you, man.
**[19:05] Jin**
You skip class, you aren't taking exams,
and you aren't making any future plans.
**[19:09] Jin**
At least try to eat something.
**[19:11] Jin**
I'll stop by your room later.
**[19:13] Rei**
Huh? Hell no.
**[19:14] Jin**
Don't give me that.
**[19:16] Jin**
Are you hoarding trash again?
Who do you think is cleaning up after you?
**[19:19] Rei**
I'm not "hoarding trash."
I just haven't cleaned up.
**[19:21] Jin**
Same difference.
**[19:23] Jin**
I've got tests. I don't
have time to babysit you.
**[19:25] Rei**
Yeah, whatever.
**[19:27] Chiaki**
Hey, don't forget about this one, Rei!
**[19:30] Chiaki**
Are you seriously going out
with Yoshino here?
**[19:32] Rei**
Oh. Yeah.
**[19:34] Rei**
We're going out.
**[19:36] Shion**
*Thank goodness! We really are a couple!*
**[19:39] Shion**
Then why won't you respond to my messages?
**[19:42] Rei**
Do I need to? There's nothing to talk about.
**[19:45] Shion**
Of course you need to!
When people are going out,
**[19:48] Shion**
you're supposed to say "good morning"
and "good night" and "I love you" and stuff
**[19:51] Shion**
like that to each other!
**[19:52] Rei**
I don't see the need for that. If that's
what you want to do, go right ahead.
**[19:57] Rei**
Just don't expect a response.
**[19:59] Rei**
Listen, I'm not going to change who I am
just because we're going out.
**[20:03] Rei**
I'm not gonna budge
a single millimeter for you.
**[20:06] Rei**
Let's recognize that we're dating,
but let each other live freely.
**[20:10] Rei**
Okay?
**[20:12] Shion**
*What's "okay"?*
**[20:14] Chiaki**
Whoa, there he goes.
He said the same thing to the last one.
**[20:18] Tsuchiya**
Then he got dumped. On the spot, too.
**[20:22] Shion**
Why did you kiss me, then?
**[20:26] Shion**
Why did you kiss me
and hold me and comfort me?!
**[20:30] Chiaki**
Ki...
**[20:31] Kirito**
...ss?
**[20:32] Jin**
Rei! Why'd you make a move on him?
That's a mess I can't clean up!
**[20:36] Rei**
Because he said he'd stop crying if I did.
**[20:39] Shion**
You only did it because
my crying annoyed you?
**[20:43] Shion**
Would you kiss me again now
just to keep me from crying?
**[20:47] Rei**
Mm-hmm.
**[20:48] Jin**
Ugh.
**[20:50] Shion**
You're the one who suggested
we start dating, Rei-senpai.
**[20:55] Rei**
If you joined the club to find a boyfriend,
I thought you'd quit once you did.
**[20:59] Rei**
If you don't even like movies,
what's the point of staying in?
**[21:03] Rei**
Our members are all nerdy late bloomers.
I figured you'd never go for any of them.
**[21:09] Rei**
But on that note, I'm not so picky.
I could hook up with anyone.
**[21:13] Rei**
Seemed like the right move. Also,
I did think you were kind of interesting.
**[21:18] Rei**
So? What's the plan?
You gonna quit the club?
**[21:32] Shion**
I get it now.
This guy's a real piece of trash.
***SIGN*** It is as you say.
**[21:36] All**
It is as you say.
**[21:41] Jin**
So, that's just what Rei is like.
**[21:44] Jin**
He's not trying to be cruel. I'm sorry, man.
**[21:47] Shion**
He'd better not be!
**[21:49] Shion**
But even if he's not trying,
it's still really nasty!
**[21:52] Jin**
If you want to stay with him,
we can try to back you up,
**[21:56] Jin**
but personally, I think it's smarter to
break up before you really get hurt.
**[22:05] Rei**
What?
**[22:06] Shion**
*Shit! Ahh, I do like him!*
**[22:09] Shion**
*I like his face! He's so hot!*
**[22:12] Shion**
*He's my type! Damn it!*
**[22:16] Shion**
*I haven't shown him off to my friends yet.*
**[22:19] Shion**
* I don't want to go wandering off to*
* search for another boyfriend again!*
***SIGN*** Stay
***SIGN*** Split
**[22:25] Shion**
I will not break up with you!
**[22:30] Shion**
I'm sure I'll be able to change Rei-senpai!
**[22:33] Rei**
Hmm?
**[22:35] Shion**
*For now, anyway. Good enough for now.*
**[22:38] Shion**
* But as soon as another friendly,*
* hot guy shows up,*
**[22:41] Shion**
*I'm dumping this one like yesterday's trash!*
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***SIGN*** You Should Want to See Me More
**[23:35] Shion**
*"You Should Want to See Me More."*