E3 - There's No Way I'd Believe That
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[00:00] ---
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SIGN Bad-Mouth Box
[00:04] (Flashback) Manabu
This time there are three submissions!
[00:07] (Flashback) Makoto
Shibe Makoto took baths
with his mother until junior high.
SIGN how cute lmao
SIGN junior high!
SIGN ew srsly?
SIGN Shibe-kyun lol
[00:11] (Flashback) Manabu
Katagiri Yuichi once didn't
take a bath for a week.
SIGN bath again?
SIGN nasty lol
SIGN how dirty lol
SIGN crying poor tears
[00:16] (Flashback) Manabu
Actually, Sawaragi Shiho
has had plastic surgery.
[00:20] (Flashback) Shibe
Of course the plastic surgery
one's a lie, right Shiho?
[00:23] (Flashback) Shiho
So what if it is true?
[00:25] (Flashback) Shiho
If I'd had plastic surgery,
would you still have liked me?
[00:28] (Flashback) Shiho
Would we even have become friends?
[00:30] (Flashback) Shibe
Th-That's not...
[00:32] (Flashback) Maria
If you liked someone of the opposite
sex who had plastic surgery...
[00:35] (Flashback) Maria
Well, I doubt that would
destroy the friendship, too.
[00:38] (Flashback) Tsukino
I don't think that's the case.
[00:40] (Flashback) Tsukino
Friendship is even more
calculating than romance.
[00:42] (Flashback) Maria
Oh?
[00:43] (Flashback) Tsukino
People make friends to have fun together,
[00:48] (Flashback) Tsukino
to stop getting bullied, to get money...
[00:51] (Flashback) Maria
You don't want a friendship
that has no advantages!
[00:55] (Flashback) Tsukino
Right.
[00:56] (Flashback) Tsukino
While there is unconditional love,
[00:58] (Flashback) Tsukino
there's no such thing as
an unconditional friendship.
SIGN Fifth Period
[01:05] Manabu
Oh? There's only one submission this time.
[01:09] Manabu
But this one's a real doozy.
[01:12] Manabu
Kokorogi Yutori engaged in
compensated dating in junior high.
SIGN Friendship
SIGN thief
SIGN parent and child crooks
SIGN Episode 3: There's No Way I'd Believe That
SIGN Episode 3: There's No Way I'd Believe That
[03:16] Manabu
Wow! As your teacher, I'm shocked!
[03:20] Manabu
Who would've guessed that Yutori-chan
went on compensated dates in junior high?
[03:27] Yutori
W-Why? Why did you do this, Shiho-chan?!
[03:32] Shiho
No! It wasn't me! I didn't write it!
[03:35] Yutori
Liar! Shiho-chan, you're
the only one who knew!
[03:42] Shibe
Yutori did compensated dating?
[03:45] Shibe
You mean, she sold her body to adult men?
[03:48] Shibe
For someone who isn't a virgin,
you sure seem innocent.
[03:53] Tenji
Shibe!
[03:59] Shibe
What the hell are you doing, Tenji?!
[04:01] Tenji
Shut the hell up. Don't say another word!
[04:09] Tenji
Yuichi, can you look after Kokorogi-san?
[04:12] Yuichi
Y-Yeah, but...
[04:15] Yuichi
I don't know what I can do for her.
[04:18] Tenji
Don't be stupid. Just keep her company.
[04:29] Yuichi
Kokorogi...
[04:31] Tenji
Yuichi, you really are a sinful man.
[04:37] Tenji
Let's give Kokorogi-san some
space until she calms down.
[04:40] Shiho
Y-Yeah.
[04:46] Manabu
It looks like you're in the middle of
something, but here are the results!
SIGN Q: Who is the most "unforgivable"?
SIGN Shibe Makoto
SIGN Sawaragi Shiho
SIGN Katagiri Yuichi
SIGN Kokorogi Yutori
SIGN Mikasa Tenji
SIGN that's acceptable
SIGN lol
SIGN How much do you charge?
SIGN I can help if you're
in trouble, little girl
SIGN I'll become your
savior, Yutori-chan
SIGN she did it lol
SIGN support
SIGN we need photo proof
SIGN I'd totally compensate Yutori-chan
SIGN she does look so innocent lol
SIGN I'm getting kinda excited
SIGN °heavy breathing°
SIGN serves you right
SIGN hilarious lol
SIGN you can call me daddy
SIGN more deets plz
[04:50] Manabu
Makes sense, given that Yutori-chan
was the only one bad-mouthed.
[04:54] Manabu
Oh? And the comments are all unspeakable!
SIGN 5th place
Katagiri Yuichi
Move 1 space
SIGN 1st place
Kokorogi Yutori
Move 5 spaces
SIGN 5th place
Sawaragi Shiho
Move 1 space
SIGN 5th place
Shibe Makoto
Move 1 space
SIGN 5th place
Mikasa Tenji
Move 1 space
SIGN Period 05 Spaces Moved Debt Amount (game 2 only)
SIGN Shiho
SIGN Yutori
SIGN Yuichi
SIGN Shibe
SIGN Tenji
SIGN 13 spaces - 1,800,000 yen
SIGN 9 spaces - 1,000,000 yen
SIGN 8 spaces - 1,200,000 yen
SIGN 7 spaces - 1,200,000 yen
SIGN 5 spaces - 700,000 yen
[05:00] Manabu
You're all spread out now,
so look here to see your positions.
[05:05] Manabu
Let's review the rules, too.
[05:08] Manabu
If anyone reaches the goal,
you all win the game,
SIGN + 400,000 yen
[05:12] Manabu
and you each get a 400,000 yen prize.
SIGN + 1,000,000 yen
[05:14] Manabu
Those who clear without reaching
the goal get an additional one million reward.
SIGN + 1,400,000 yen
[05:19] Manabu
But remember what I said?
[05:20] Manabu
In Bad-Mouth Sugoroku, the first person
to reach the goal will suffer a massive loss.
SIGN All of the debt gained during the game
will be added to whoever reaches the goal first.
[05:29] Manabu
Whoever reaches the goal takes on all
of the debt everyone else got during the game.
SIGN All of the debt gained during the game
will be added to whoever reaches the goal first.
SIGN Debt
[05:44] Manabu
For example, if someone
reached the goal now,
[05:50] Manabu
four of you would get a
1.4 million yen reward.
SIGN + 1,400,000 yen
[05:53] Manabu
Shiho-sama alone would
receive everyone else's debt,
[05:55] Manabu
and after subtracting the 400,000 reward,
would be left carrying 5.5 million in debt.
[06:04] Manabu
But for right now, it looks like you're more
worried about something besides debt.
[06:11] Yuichi
Are you okay, Kokorogi?
[06:13] Yutori
Y-Yuichi...
[06:15] Yuichi
Yeah?
[06:17] Yutori
I really, really needed the money.
[06:24] Yutori
The bullying now doesn't compare
to what happened in junior high.
[06:37] Yutori
Every day, they did horrible things to me,
[06:40] Yutori
but I didn't want to cause
any trouble for my mom,
[06:45] Yutori
so I just put up with it,
and kept going to school.
[06:48] Yutori
My friends abandoned me.
My teacher wouldn't help at all, either.
[06:53] Yutori
But... I did find one way
to stop the bullying.
SIGN There was only one way
SIGN to stop the bullying...
[06:59] (Flashback) bg
You're so cute.
[07:01] (Flashback) bg
We're friends, aren't we?
[07:03] (Flashback) bg
We're great friends.
[07:03] (Flashback) bg
I'm your friend, yeah?
[07:05] (Flashback) bg
Yeah!
[07:07] Yutori
I could give them money.
[07:12] Yutori
The people who always
did horrible things to me
[07:14] Yutori
would smile when I gave them money.
[07:17] Yutori
They'd treat me nicely.
[07:20] Yutori
Money's the only thing that protected me!
[07:23] Yuichi
Kokorogi... You...
[07:26] Yutori
I really needed money,
[07:29] Yutori
but I didn't get enough allowance.
[07:32] Yutori
I tried to think of a way to earn money...
[07:37] Yutori
And then, I realized...
[07:46] Yutori
At first, he just wanted to talk,
[07:49] Yutori
but soon, he started taking me to dinner,
[07:55] Yutori
and then karaoke...
[07:58] Yutori
and then cosplay, but that's something
I'd always liked, anyway...
[08:04] Yutori
Then, he wanted to take pictures
of me in an outfit he liked.
[08:11] Yutori
But, I mean, taking pictures of
cosplay is totally normal, right?
[08:17] Yutori
And then... Then, he said,
"I want to touch you."
SIGN I want to touch you
[08:27] (Flashback) Yutori
Just touching?
[08:30] (Flashback) Man
Yeah, just touching.
Have I ever lied to you?
[08:36] (Flashback) Yutori
I guess... not.
[08:38] (Flashback) Man
So it's okay, right?
SIGN dark past
SIGN private photo session
SIGN costume play lol
SIGN she did it on camera lol
SIGN that clears it up
SIGN I want to touch you too
SIGN Daddy's here lol
[08:42] Yuichi
Kokorogi...
[08:44] Yuichi
And then, you...
[08:46] Yutori
No, I was okay. I got scared
partway through and ran away.
[08:52] Manabu
Now, that's not believable
at all, Yutori-chan.
SIGN un-virgin
SIGN old content
SIGN obscene
SIGN give me back my purity!
SIGN how about for 5 big ones?
SIGN you were such an adult, Yutori-chan lol
SIGN what a bitch lol
SIGN that's dark
SIGN no way
SIGN ...was her testimony
SIGN no way
SIGN trash
SIGN un-virgin lol
SIGN disappointed!
SIGN you did it, right?
SIGN compensated dating sucks lol
SIGN un-virgin
[08:58] Yutori
I-It's the truth!
[09:00] Yutori
I did compensated dating,
but I never went that far with it!
SIGN I overestimated you, Yutori-chan
SIGN no point making excuses now
SIGN sigh, guess she was that kind of girl
[09:05] Yutori
Yuichi! Believe me, Yuichi!
[09:08] Yutori
I-I'm still a virgin! Yuichi!
[09:13] Yutori
If you abandon me, too,
I'll be all alone.
[09:22] Maria
A girl's virginity...
[09:25] Maria
Do you think it's important, Senpai?
[09:28] Tsukino
The only people who get upset about that
are stupid virgins themselves.
[09:32] Tsukino
Well, I am half-joking...
[09:35] Maria
Half?
[09:36] Tsukino
In general, for both men and women,
[09:39] Tsukino
the more "immaculate" someone is,
the more they fixate on others' filth.
[09:43] Maria
An immaculate... human?
[09:45] Tsukino
Put simply, humans who convince
themselves that they aren't dirty.
SIGN Shocking Accusation!
SIGN Prefectural Assembly Member
Caught On Compensated Date
SIGN Used an online dating site to...
[09:51] Tsukino
They live pure and righteous lives,
SIGN Kato
SIGN 18m ago
SIGN Is it fun to be alive?^^
SIGN Yoppi
SIGN 26m ago
SIGN Are you insane?
[09:54] Tsukino
and see people who can't do
that as aberrations,
[09:57] Tsukino
as filth, and as unforgivable.
SIGN give me my money!!
SIGN scam artist
SIGN you better GTFO!!
[10:00] Tsukino
Humans who have never once
stepped out of line in their lives,
[10:03] Tsukino
and who convince
themselves they never will,
[10:07] Tsukino
can't forgive the smallest
mistake in others.
[10:09] Tsukino
Ultimately, whether or not
he can forgive or believe her
[10:14] Tsukino
will depend on how aware he is
of his own impurity.
[10:20] Yuichi
Kokorogi, it isn't about
whether or not I believe you.
[10:25] Yuichi
No matter what happened to you
in the past, I'll never leave you.
[10:32] Yutori
Y-Yuichi?
[10:35] Maria
Aw!
[10:38] Yuichi
Because I...
[10:42] Yuichi
And so...
SIGN hype!!
SIGN what?
SIGN don't show off
SIGN whoa!
SIGN what's with the good vibes between those two?
SIGN unforgivable!
SIGN huh? what? what the heck?
SIGN so popular
SIGN what?
SIGN I give up
SIGN totally unforgivable!!
SIGN did they kiss?
[10:45] Yuichi
Sorry for saying something so weird.
[10:48] Yuichi
But maybe now you'll believe me
when I say I won't leave you.
SIGN squeak
[10:55] Maria
Huh? What, what?!
[10:57] Maria
Was that a love confession?
I couldn't hear it!
[11:00] Tsukino
Given the context, it appeared so,
[11:04] Tsukino
but it may have been
something entirely different.
[11:08] Tsukino
Either way, one thing is totally clear now.
[11:11] Tsukino
He wasn't fazed at all.
He forgave Kokorogi Yutori.
[11:16] Tsukino
In other words, Katagiri Yuichi
is aware that he is impure.
[11:21] Tsukino
There must be something in his past...
[11:26] Yuichi
Can you keep going, Kokorogi?
[11:29] Yutori
Yeah.
[11:32] Yutori
As long as you stay with me, Yuichi.
[11:34] Yuichi
Okay, I will.
[11:38] Yutori
But right now, I want to stay
far away from Shiho-chan.
[11:43] Shiho
Wh-Why?! I told you, it wasn't me!
[11:48] Yutori
Maybe so. I want to believe that's true...
[11:52] Yutori
But right now... I just can't.
[11:57] Tenji
Sawaragi-san. It can't be helped.
[11:59] Shiho
But, still...
[12:07] Tenji
Did you really know about all that?
[12:11] Shiho
Well, yeah.
[12:13] Shiho
Not everything, but I did know about it.
[12:16] Shiho
Shortly after we got into high school,
[12:20] Shiho
I saw Yutori surrounded by some
students from another school.
[12:26] Shiho
Obviously, I defended her.
[12:28] Shiho
But right when I tried
to take Yutori and run...
[12:31] Shiho
one of them said...
[12:33] (Flashback) Hoodlum A
She ain't worth protecting.
[12:35] (Flashback) Hoodlum A
A chick like that'll do anything for cash.
[12:41] Shiho
I was worried, so I asked,
[12:43] Shiho
and she told me she did
compensated dating in junior high.
[12:47] Shiho
I didn't want to dig any deeper,
and promised I wouldn't tell anyone.
[12:52] Shiho
I asked if she wanted to be friends.
[12:56] Shiho
I never break my promises to my friends!
[13:00] Tenji
I know. Even when you were little,
you were the same way.
[13:05] Shiho
Mikasa-kun...
[13:06] Tenji
You've always been
straightforward and honest,
[13:09] Tenji
and you always put your friends first.
[13:12] Tenji
I believe you.
[13:14] Shiho
Thank you for believing me, Tenji-san!
[13:17] Tenji
No problem!
[13:19] Tenji
We're childhood buddies.
I know you better than anyone!
[13:22] Shiho
Yeah.
[13:29] Maria
Wow!
[13:31] Maria
Everything's getting messy
in so many ways!
[13:34] Tsukino
It is.
[13:36] Tsukino
And it turns out we do have one.
[13:39] Maria
"One" what?
[13:40] Tsukino
A human who's deliberately trying to destroy
the friendships in this group, of course.
[13:45] Tsukino
Maybe that one didn't start the Tomodachi Game
to bury the others in debt.
[13:51] Tsukino
The true goal might be to destroy
the friendships between the five of them.
SIGN No
[13:55] Maria
In that case, do you think
Shibe's the most suspicious?
[13:59] Maria
He was obviously jealous of the relationship
between Yuichi-kun and Shiho-chan,
[14:03] Maria
and now he's off sulking all by himself.
[14:06] Tsukino
He certainly does appear to be wealthy,
[14:09] Tsukino
so he would probably prioritize love
and friendship over money.
[14:12] Maria
Right?
[14:14] Maria
And the next most suspicious
one is Tenji-kun.
[14:18] Maria
It looks like he didn't know about
Yutori-chan's compensated dating,
[14:22] Maria
but I bet he did know that
Shiho-chan likes Yuichi-kun,
[14:24] Maria
and that she'd had plastic surgery before.
[14:27] Tsukino
If you think about it from that perspective,
[14:29] Tsukino
isn't there someone who's
even more suspicious?
[14:32] Maria
Huh? Even more... suspicious?
[14:36] Maria
Oh!
[14:37] Maria
It's Shiho-chan!
[14:40] Maria
She knew about the compensated dating,
her own time dating Tenji-kun,
[14:43] Maria
and of course, her own
feelings for Yuichi-kun.
[14:46] Tsukino
Yeah. It's possible to bad-mouth
yourself on a bad-mouth card.
[14:52] Maria
In that case, Shiho-chan is
the most suspicious after all.
[14:56] Tsukino
Conversely, if you think about
what happened in the first game,
[14:59] Tsukino
we can't let Katagiri Yuichi
off the hook yet.
[15:03] Maria
Either way, it seems like
Yutori-chan is the most unlikely,
[15:06] Maria
especially after all that crying.
[15:12] Processed Voice
Break...
[15:15] Processed Voice
Break...
[15:18] Processed Voice
Break...
[15:20] Processed Voice
Break...
[15:25] Processed Voice
Break!
[15:28] Processed Voice
Break!
[15:30] Processed Voice
You'll break into pieces!
[15:33] Processed Voice
That's why I stole the two million yen.
SIGN Independent Study!
[15:43] (Flashback) Shiho
Hey, guys. You all turned in
your class trip fee, right?
[15:46] (Flashback) Student
Oh, really?
[15:48] (Flashback) Student
That's so crazy!
[15:49] (Flashback) Shiho
Hey, everyone!
[15:51] (Flashback) Shiho
It's independent study time, not free time!
[15:54] (Flashback) Shiho
Can't you be a little quieter?
[15:56] (Flashback) Student
Who cares?
[15:58] (Flashback) Yuichi
You're the loudest one here, Sawaragi.
[16:01] (Flashback) Shiho
Huh? Quit nitpicking,
[16:04] (Flashback) Shiho
or I'll beat you up!
[16:05] (Flashback) Yuichi
You already did.
[16:08] (Flashback) Shiho
I need to hurry over to the teachers' room.
SIGN Class Trip Funds Collection Envelope
Class 2-A, Sawaragi Shiho
[16:14] (Flashback) Girl 1
Hey, Shiho.
[16:15] (Flashback) Shiho
Huh?
[16:16] (Flashback) Girl 1
Matsuda-sensei's calling for you.
[16:18] (Flashback) Girl 1
You need to go to the third floor
multimedia room now.
[16:20] (Flashback) Shiho
Huh? That's totally
in the opposite direction.
[16:23] (Flashback) Shiho
Right now?
[16:24] (Flashback) Girl 1
It sounds like it.
SIGN Class Trip Funds Collection Envelope
Class 2-A, Sawaragi Shiho
SIGN Class Trip Fund
SIGN Sawaragi
[16:36] (Flashback) Shiho
Oh, well.
[16:38] (Flashback) Shiho
I won't be gone long.
SIGN Sawaragi
SIGN Sawaragi
SIGN Itami
[16:53] (Flashback) Shibe
Hey, man, would you let me
copy your math homework?
[16:56] (Flashback) Boy
Huh? Ask Katagiri. You're friends, right?
[17:00] (Flashback) Shibe
Yuichi? No way.
[17:03] (Flashback) Shibe
He's been working his butt off. Look at him.
[17:07] (Flashback) Shibe
You wouldn't wanna wake him up, would you?
[17:09] (Flashback) Boy
Fine, then. Here.
SIGN Math
[17:12] (Flashback) Shibe
Oh! Thank you!
[17:14] (Flashback) Shibe
Hey, guys! I need to concentrate!
[17:17] (Flashback) Shibe
Don't talk to me!
[17:18] (Flashback) Boy
No one was gonna, trust me.
[17:29] (Flashback) Yutori
Ow, ow, ow...
[17:31] (Flashback) Processed Voice
Sorry, Kokorogi-san.
[17:33] (Flashback) Yutori
No, it was my fault.
[17:36] (Flashback) Yutori
Oh!
[17:39] (Flashback) Girl 2
Kokorogi-san, are you okay?
[17:42] (Flashback) Kokorogi
Y-Yeah, I'm fine! Don't worry about me!
[17:47] (Flashback) Kokorogi
Um, did... you see?
[17:54] (Flashback) Kokorogi
You did, didn't you?
[17:57] (Flashback) Kokorogi
I've been drawing manga.
[18:01] (Flashback) Kokorogi
I don't have ambitions to
become a pro, or anything.
[18:05] (Flashback) Kokorogi
I just have a really active imagination,
[18:09] (Flashback) Kokorogi
and I wanted to try drawing
it out, since I love manga.
[18:12] (Flashback) Kokorogi
I was keeping it a secret, but now you know.
[18:16] (Flashback) Kokorogi
Oh, sorry! I talk too much.
[18:19] (Flashback) Kokorogi
Were you doing something?
SIGN Sawaragi
[18:22] (Flashback) Processed Voice
It's okay. I'm already done.
[18:26] (Flashback) Kokorogi
Oh, you're bleeding near your eye!
[18:30] (Flashback) Kokorogi
I-I'm sorry! My fountain pen went flying
and must have cut you.
[18:35] (Flashback) Kokorogi
You'd better get it treated
or it might leave a scar.
[18:38] (Flashback) Processed Voice
It's okay. I don't think anyone will notice.
[18:51] Processed Voice
Oh, man. What a nasty
face you're making, Shibe!
[18:56] Processed Voice
When you found out the girl you like had
plastic surgery, did you lose interest?
SIGN Q: Who is the most "unforgivable"?
SIGN Shibe Makoto
SIGN Sawaragi Shiho
SIGN Katagiri Yuichi
SIGN Kokorogi Yutori
SIGN Mikasa Tenji
SIGN no kidding...
SIGN is she that desperate to be popular?
SIGN say it isn't so, Shiho-sama lol
SIGN plastic surgery, of course
SIGN she would, wouldn't she?
SIGN she left them in the dust
SIGN that's just sad
SIGN Shiho-samaaa
[19:01] Processed Voice
Well, she did get plastic surgery,
but it wasn't cosmetic.
[19:04] Processed Voice
She had to do it to cover the
facial scar she got in junior high.
[19:12] Processed Voice
I'm the only one who knows the truth.
SIGN Actually, Sawaragi Shiho
SIGN has had plastic surgery.
SIGN Bad-Mouth
SIGN Actually, Sawaragi Shiho
has had plastic surgery.
[19:17] Processed Voice
And the person who wrote that, of course,
[19:21] Processed Voice
is me.
[19:23] Processed Voice
It's not just that, either.
[19:25] Processed Voice
I know it all. Everything.
[19:29] (Flashback) Shiho's friend
Did you see the TV drama?
[19:30] (Flashback) Shiho
Oh, I haven't seen it,
so don't spoil anything.
[19:35] (Flashback) Shiho
See you later.
[19:35] (Flashback) Shiho's friend
Bye!
[19:44] Processed Voice
Because I was always watching.
SIGN Sawaragi
SIGN Itami
[19:49] Processed Voice
I know where you kept
your spare locker key...
[19:55] (Flashback) Shiho
An anti-theft alarm?
[19:57] (Flashback) Shiho
Thanks! I'll keep it on my bag.
[20:00] Processed Voice
Because I was always listening.
[20:04] (Flashback) Yutori
That's why... That's why I...
[20:08] (Flashback) Yutori
I had to start compensated dating...
[20:10] (Flashback) Shiho
Don't worry. I promise to keep it a secret.
[20:14] Processed Voice
Even private conversations...
[20:18] (Flashback) Shiho
Oh, is that a cut?
[20:20] (Flashback) Shiho
You'd better treat it or it'll leave a scar.
[20:23] (Flashback) Shiho
Take those off and show me.
[20:26] (Flashback) Shiho
Yeah, that's definitely a cut.
[20:30] (Flashback) Yutori
My fountain pen went flying
and must have cut you.
[20:32] (Flashback) Yutori
You'd better get it treated.
[20:35] Processed Voice
It's okay. I don't think anyone will notice.
[20:40] (Flashback) Tenji
Yeah, maybe.
[20:47] Tenji
Break... Break... Break...
[20:52] Tenji
Shiho-chan's relationships
will all break into pieces!
[20:57] Tenji
And when you're left alone, all by yourself,
[21:01] Tenji
I'll say sweet things to you.
[21:04] Tenji
And then, Shiho-chan, how will you react?
[21:10] Tenji
What will you say to me then?
[21:13] Tenji
Just imagining it makes me... makes me so...
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