E5 - Yuichi-kun, You're Pretty Dumb, Aren't You?

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[00:02] Tenji
    I have the right to take
    everything from Shiho-chan.
[00:06] Tenji
    Her smile, her trust, her friends...
[00:12] Tenji
    Because she robbed me of the most
    important thing in this world.
[00:18] Tenji
    Yuichi, if you try to get in my way,
[00:23] Tenji
    I'll crush you with all of my strength!
SIGN    Friendship
SIGN    thief
SIGN    parent and child crooks
SIGN    here we go!
SIGN    LOL
SIGN    whoa lol
SIGN    no way!
SIGN    murderer!
SIGN    lol
SIGN    seriously?
SIGN    you're done
SIGN    hype lol
SIGN    scum
SIGN    god round
SIGN    what a bombshell
SIGN    lmaooo
SIGN    lolol
SIGN    Episode 5: Yuichi-kun, You're Pretty Dumb, Aren't You?
SIGN    Episode 5: Yuichi-kun, You're Pretty Dumb, Aren't You?
[01:59] Manabu
    Hey, hey, Shibe,
[02:00] Manabu
    is it true that you've
    actually killed a person?
[02:03] Shibe
    How could it be?! It has to be a lie!
[02:06] Tenji
    Yeah... probably.
[02:09] Tenji
    Thinking about it, regardless
    of what his dad did,
[02:11] Tenji
    there's no way a guy like
    Shibe could kill someone.
[02:14] Tenji
    So Yuichi is undoubtedly the one
    who bad-mouthed him...
[02:19] Tenji
    Does that mean he has some kind of plan?
[02:21] Shibe
    Manabu-sensei! That bad-mouth is a lie!
[02:24] Shibe
    That means the person
    who wrote it gets a penalty!
[02:26] Manabu
    Oh? Is that right?
[02:28] Tenji
    That's it!
SIGN    (if the lie is revealed, you'll be forced one space in front of the lead player)
[02:29] Tenji
    If Yuichi gets slapped with a penalty,
    we'll know he's the one who wrote it.
[02:34] Manabu
    Okay, if you say it's a lie,
[02:37] Manabu
    then prove it to us.
[02:40] Shibe
    Huh?
[02:41] Tenji
    What?!
[02:42] Shibe
    P-Prove it?
[02:43] Shibe
    I'm telling you I didn't do it!
[02:46] Manabu
    That's what they all say. Are you dumb?
[02:49] Shibe
    Um, fine. So find out if I have a record, then!
[02:52] Manabu
    Huh? Even when there's a good chance
    you had your papa cover up the crime?
[02:57] Manabu
    How would that prove anything?
[03:00] Shibe
    Then how can I...
[03:02] Manabu
    Well, if the person who wrote the lie
    comes forward, it's a different story.
[03:07] Manabu
    Oh!
[03:08] Manabu
    Okay! When you're in a pinch, ask the gods!
SIGN    Q: Do you believe what Shibe said?
SIGN    Believe
SIGN    Don't Believe
[03:11] Manabu
    Let's take a god survey to decide
    if we believe Shibe.
[03:15] Manabu
    If the "Believe" side gets over
    50% percent, we'll call that proof.
SIGN    Q: Do you believe what Shibe said?
SIGN    Believe
SIGN    Don't Believe
SIGN    u dumbass lmao
SIGN    murderer lol
SIGN    this is pissing me off
SIGN    lol
SIGN    god round lol
SIGN    no chance lol
SIGN    are you dumb lol
SIGN    gross lol
SIGN    no way do we believe you
SIGN    lolol
[03:21] Shibe
    I didn't do it! Believe me, gods!
[03:24] Shibe
    Why would I have any reason to kill someone?
[03:26] Shibe
    My life honestly hasn't been
    that hard so far.
[03:30] Shibe
    Whenever I've had trouble, my dad's
    taken care of everything for me!
[03:34] Tenji
    Idiot.
SIGN    Q: Do you believe what Shibe said?
SIGN    Believe
SIGN    Don't Believe
SIGN    this guy's a total idiot lol
SIGN    he looks like he'd cover it up
SIGN    lolol
SIGN    you're screwed lmaooo
SIGN    did you really kill someone?
SIGN    can't believe a word
SIGN    hype!!
SIGN    hell yeah
SIGN    I'm pissed lol
SIGN    lmao
SIGN    1% is naive
[03:39] Manabu
    Too bad!
SIGN    17 spaces - 1,500,000 yen
SIGN    Period 07 Spaces Moved Debt Amount (game 2 only)
SIGN    Shibe
SIGN    Shiho
SIGN    Yutori
SIGN    Yuichi
SIGN    Tenji
SIGN    19 spaces - 2,000,000 yen
SIGN    11 spaces - 900,000 yen
SIGN    10 spaces - 1,300,000 yen
SIGN    10 spaces - 800,000 yen
[03:41] Manabu
    With that, Shibe moves five spaces
    and jumps into the lead!
SIGN    22 spaces - 1,600,000 yen
[03:45] Maria
    Yikes! What a way to put it!
[03:48] Tsukino
    Well, they probably wouldn't have
    believed Shibe no matter what he said.
[03:53] Tsukino
    Nothing smells as fishy as an
    excuse from a rich person.
[03:56] Tsukino
    In this country, the speaker is
    more important than their words.
[04:02] Tenji
    So you can't really prove anything's
    a lie without clear evidence.
[04:06] Tenji
    Could Yuichi have calculated that far ahead?
[04:09] Yuichi
    Don't worry, Shibe. I believe you.
[04:13] Yuichi
    There's no way you could kill someone.
[04:16] Shibe
    Yuichi...
[04:19] Yuichi
    But this bad-mouth made it clear.
[04:22] Yuichi
    One of us is a traitor, and is deliberately
    trying to destroy our friendship.
[04:28] Yuichi
    And I've figured out who that is.
[04:32] Tenji
    What?! Did he catch me?
[04:36] Yuichi
    That culprit's written all of the really
    nasty bad-mouthing so far.
[04:40] Tenji
    No way. Are you...
[04:43] Yuichi
    So can we stop fighting
    among ourselves, guys?
[04:46] Yuichi
    It's all a single person's fault.
[04:48] Tenji
    I see now.
[04:50] Tenji
    He's trying to blame it all on the traitor
    to bring everyone together.
[04:55] Tenji
    If he does...
[04:57] Shibe
    Who's the traitor, then?!
[04:59] Yuichi
    I can't tell you yet.
[05:02] Tenji
    So, you were bluffing after all?
[05:04] Tenji
    Most likely. I haven't made any mistakes.
[05:07] Yuichi
    Well, to be more precise,
    there's no need to say any more,
[05:12] Yuichi
    because I figured out
    a strategy to win the game.
[05:18] Tenji
    A winning strategy for this kind of game?!
[05:21] Yuichi
    One thing's been bugging
     me since we started:
[05:24] Yuichi
    The fact that this game isn't fair at all.
[05:30] Yuichi
    In the first few rounds, we trusted
    each other and kept pace together.
[05:34] Yuichi
    But after just two spaces, our total
    debt went over 3 million yen.
SIGN    Players who stop on this space will
    "Lose your wallet on the way home from school"
SIGN    - 100,000 yen
[05:39] Yuichi
    For a game that only gives
    2 million yen for winning,
SIGN    Players who stop on this space will
    "Buy a painting of a dolphin from
    a beautiful woman on the street"
SIGN    - 500,000 yen
[05:42] Yuichi
    that was totally unfair.
[05:45] Yuichi
    Of course, we're the ones in debt.
[05:47] Yuichi
    We have to deal with some
    of it being unreasonable.
[05:50] Yuichi
    But a game that's totally
    unfair is boring to watch.
SIGN    we're watching lol
SIGN    keep going!! lol
SIGN    we're watching lolol
SIGN    we're watching lmao
SIGN    make it more fun lol
SIGN    too much talk
SIGN    lolol
[05:56] Yuichi
    The Tomodachi Game has an audience.
SIGN    we're watching lolol
SIGN    we're god lol
SIGN    I always enjoy this
SIGN    I'm a regular lol
SIGN    lmaooo
SIGN    what's the point of this?
SIGN    whens the next surprise?
SIGN    we're watching
SIGN    hurry up and make it fun!
SIGN    hi
[05:58] Yuichi
    It's the management's job
    to make it fun for the audience.
[06:02] Yuichi
    If the game isn't fair on
     some level, it won't be fun.
[06:07] Yuichi
    Games are fun because you
    don't know how they'll end.
[06:10] Yuichi
    All of that leads me to one conclusion.
[06:14] Yuichi
    Do you remember what
    happened in the sixth period?
SIGN    Fifth Period
SIGN    Period 05 Spaces Moved Debt Amount (game 2 only)
SIGN    Sixth Period
SIGN    Period 06 Spaces Moved Debt Amount (game 2 only)
SIGN    Shiho
SIGN    Yutori
SIGN    Yuichi
SIGN    Tenji
SIGN    Shibe
SIGN    13 spaces - 1,800,000 yen
SIGN    9 spaces - 1,000,000 yen
SIGN    8 spaces - 1,200,000 yen
SIGN    7 spaces - 1,200,000 yen
SIGN    5 spaces - 700,000 yen
[06:17] Yuichi
    That was the first time we
    got a space that lowered debt.
SIGN    Shiho
SIGN    Yutori
SIGN    Yuichi
SIGN    Shibe
SIGN    Tenji
SIGN    18 spaces
SIGN    10 spaces - 800,000 yen
SIGN    9 spaces - 1,500,000 yen
SIGN    9 spaces - 1,000,000 yen
SIGN    8 spaces - 1,300,000 yen
[06:20] Yuichi
    Kokorogi's debt went down 200,000 yen.
[06:23] Yuichi
    And remember what Manabu said at the start?
[06:25] Yuichi
    Other than the bad-mouthing to get ahead,
     "It's just normal Sugoroku."
[06:30] Yuichi
    Normal Sugoroku would have spaces
    that are positive and negative.
[06:34] Yuichi
    If that's how the game keeps
    things fair and interesting,
[06:39] Yuichi
    then if you make it from start
    to finish in Bad-Mouth Sugoroku,
[06:43] Yuichi
    shouldn't your wins and losses
    balance out at the end?
[06:47] Maria
    Bingo!
SIGN    First Half
SIGN    minus (-) zone
SIGN    Second Half
SIGN    plus (+) zone
[06:50] Maria
    In Bad-Mouth Sugoroku, to discourage
     people from moving in sync,
[06:54] Maria
    the negatives are
    mostly in the first half.
[06:56] Maria
    But in the second half,
    positive spaces increase.
[06:58] Maria
    It's just like he said.
[07:00] Maria
    If you add up all the spaces on
    the board, you come out even!
SIGN    0 yen
[07:05] Maria
    But... so what?
[07:08] Maria
    You figured it out too late.
[07:12] Shiho
    I think you're probably right, Yuichi,
[07:15] Shiho
    but doesn't that just mean it's hard
    to get more debt in the second half?
[07:18] Tenji
    That's right.
[07:20] Tenji
    Even if we turn in blanks and move space
    by space now, it won't close the gaps.
SIGN    Period 07 Spaces Moved Debt Amount (game 2 only)
SIGN    Shibe
SIGN    Shiho
SIGN    Yutori
SIGN    Yuichi
SIGN    Tenji
SIGN    22 spaces - 1,600,000 yen
SIGN    19 spaces - 2,000,000 yen
SIGN    11 spaces - 900,000 yen
SIGN    10 spaces - 1,300,000 yen
SIGN    10 spaces - 800,000 yen
[07:23] Tenji
    Shibe will reach the goal alone
    and the game will end.
[07:27] Yuichi
    The trouble with this game is that
    you don't know who wrote what.
[07:31] Yuichi
    But, what if we made it so you could?
[07:37] Yuichi
    Listen. From here on, all of us
    except the person in the lead,
[07:41] Yuichi
    should bad-mouth ourselves.
SIGN    1st Place Shibe => blank
SIGN    2nd Place Shiho => self
SIGN    3rd Place Yutori => self
SIGN    4th Place Yuichi => self
SIGN    5th Place Tenji => self
[07:44] Yuichi
    If we promise to play the rest of the game
[07:47] Yuichi
    so that everyone except the leader
    only writes about themselves,
SIGN    4th Place Yuichi => self
SIGN    1st Place Shibe => blank
SIGN    2nd Place Shiho => self
SIGN    3rd Place Yutori => self
SIGN    5th Place Tenji => self
[07:51] Yuichi
    then if the traitor breaks that promise
    and writes about Shibe,
SIGN    4th Place Yuichi => Shibe
[07:56] Yuichi
    this will happen.
SIGN    Bad-Mouth
     1st Shibe -> yes
     Shiho -> yes
     Yutori -> yes
     Yuichi -> no
     Tenji -> yes
[07:57] Yutori
    Yuichi's the only one who isn't bad-mouthed.
[08:00] Yuichi
    Right. This way you'd immediately
    know I'm the traitor.
SIGN    Mikasa Tenji
SIGN    Sawaragi Shiho
[08:04] Yuichi
    Basically, if we promise
    to play the game like that,
SIGN    Katagiri Yuichi
SIGN    Shibe Makoto
SIGN    Kokorogi Yutori
[08:07] Yuichi
    it's essentially the same
    as signing our votes.
SIGN    Bad-Mouth
     1st Shibe -> yes
     Shiho -> yes
     Yutori -> yes
     Yuichi -> no
     Tenji -> yes
[08:10] Yuichi
    The traitor won't be able
    to betray us any more!
[08:13] Shiho
    I get it! That's why we don't need
    to say who the traitor is.
[08:17] Yuichi
    This way, we'd have to
    move one space at a time.
[08:21] Yuichi
    If we follow each other in order
    and share our own secrets,
[08:24] Yuichi
    it should be possible to catch
    up to the same space.
[08:27] Shibe
    Possible, you say...
[08:29] Yuichi
    Yeah. It's not a perfect strategy.
[08:33] Yuichi
    But at least...
[08:35] Yuichi
    we could stop trying to hurt each other.
[08:39] Yuichi
    I know we've all been through a lot, but can
     we try to work together one more time?
[08:43] Yuichi
    Our debt shouldn't increase
    from here on out.
[08:46] Yuichi
    Wouldn't it suck if our
    friendship ended like this?
[08:50] Shiho
    When you put it that way, Yuichi...
[08:53] Tenji
    I'm against it!
[08:54] Yuichi
    Why, Tenji? Everyone else is on board.
[08:58] Yuichi
    Or... is there some reason why
    it wouldn't work out for you?
[09:05] Tenji
    Yuichi, do you really know
    who the traitor is?
[09:09] Yuichi
    O-Of course I do.
    Why are you so intent on asking?
[09:13] Tenji
    Then spit it out!
[09:15] Tenji
    That way everyone can concentrate
    their votes on the traitor
[09:19] Tenji
    and make them finish first.
[09:21] Tenji
    Isn't that the best strategy?
[09:23] Yuichi
    B-But then, I know he's the traitor,
[09:26] Yuichi
    but he'll be sent to the third game alone.
[09:28] Yuichi
    That's too cruel—
[09:29] Tenji
    Don't be dense!
SIGN    Katagiri
[09:32] Tenji
    Yuichi, at this point, I think
    it's stupid to trust anyone.
[09:37] Tenji
    We're getting into the final rounds.
[09:40] Tenji
    If we waste a valuable period on
     this strategy and it doesn't work,
[09:44] Tenji
    I'm gonna make you tell us who the traitor is.
[09:47] Yuichi
    Y-Yeah.
[09:48] Tenji
    And!
[09:50] Tenji
    If you identify the traitor
    without any kind of proof,
[09:52] Tenji
    I'm never listening to you again.
[09:55] Tenji
    Is that all right with you?!
[09:58] Yuichi
    That's fine with me.
[10:00] Tenji
    Is it?
[10:02] Tenji
    Okay.
SIGN    Eighth Period
[10:06] Yuichi
    Did everyone bad-mouth yourselves?
    Except Shibe, since he's in first.
[10:09] Yutori
    Yeah.
[10:10] Shiho
    Of course.
[10:12] Yuichi
    Good.
[10:13] Yuichi
    There should be exactly
    four bad-mouth cards.
[10:16] Yuichi
    Even if there aren't that many,
[10:17] Yuichi
    we should know right
    away who didn't write one.
[10:20] Manabu
    Let's see, this time there are...
[10:24] Manabu
    ten cards in total!
[10:29] Yuichi
    Ten... cards?
[10:34] Manabu
    There were ten cards in the box!
[10:37] Yuichi
    Ten cards?
[10:38] Tenji
    Sorry, Yuichi. There were holes
    in your plan from the start.
[10:42] Manabu
    I'm honestly disappointed in you, Yuichi.
[10:46] Manabu
    I was surprised when you said
    you had a strategy,
[10:48] Manabu
    but your plan was so weak!
[10:51] Manabu
    Sure, if you could only write one card
    each time, your strategy would work,
SIGN    - You can write as many things as you want about each person
[10:57] Manabu
    but you have to remember the rules.
[10:59] Manabu
    One of you probably put in
    a whole lot of cards.
[11:03] Manabu
    Yuichi-kun, you're pretty dumb, aren't you?
[11:07] Tenji
    I saw this coming,
[11:09] Tenji
    but you said you were confident,
[11:12] Tenji
    so I thought you had
    something up your sleeve.
[11:14] Yuichi
    No, I had no idea this would happen!
[11:16] Tenji
    Fine. No turning back now. You promised.
[11:20] Tenji
    This will be our final duel, Yuichi!
[11:24] Tenji
    Which one of us is the traitor?
[11:27] Yuichi
    It's...
[11:29] Tenji
    If you say my name, you'll win.
[11:31] Tenji
    But if you say nothing, I'll be
    the victor of Bad-Mouth Sugoroku!
[11:37] Yuichi
    I-I'm sorry. I was bluffing.
[11:41] Yuichi
    I don't even know if
    there's a traitor or not.
[11:45] Tenji
    Let's go, Shiho-chan.
[11:47] Shiho
    But Yuichi did all of that to help us...
[11:51] Tenji
    You always say things like that!
[11:53] Tenji
    That's why you keep getting
    hurt, over and over!
[11:55] Shiho
    I-I'm sorry.
[11:57] Tenji
    You have to accept it.
[12:00] Tenji
    Our friendship is already totally ruined!
SIGN    Mikasa Tenji
[12:06] Tenji
    If we stay in denial, we're just
    going to keep getting beaten.
[12:12] Tenji
    Don't worry, though. I'll keep
    protecting you, no matter what.
[12:15] Tenji
    Come with me.
[12:19] Shiho
    Yeah.
[12:21] Tenji
    I've won!
[12:24] Tenji
    Now there's no one standing in my way.
[12:28] Tenji
    It's been two years since you stole
    what was most precious to me.
[12:34] Tenji
    Finally. Finally.
[12:37] Tenji
    I've been waiting for this chance
    for a long, long time.
[12:44] Tenji
    I've waited so long for vengeance...
[12:49] Tenji
    Now, all I have to do is set the stage
    to lay you open for everyone to see!
[12:55] Maria
    Senpai, it looks like Group C
    is finished, doesn't it?
[13:00] Tsukino
    Yes, you might be right.
[13:02] Tsukino
    The rest of the game horribly slogged on.
SIGN    Ninth Period
    Tenth Period
    Eleventh Period
    Twelfth Period
    Thirteenth Period
    Fourteenth Period
    Fifteenth Period
    Sixteenth Period
    Seventeenth Period
    Eighteenth Period
[13:06] Tsukino
    Nobody spoke to or even
    looked at anyone else.
[13:10] Tsukino
    The game proceeded as the traitor
    had likely intended.
SIGN    Nineteenth Period
[13:16] Manabu
    Aw, you're back in first place
    again, Shiho-sama.
[13:22] Manabu
    And you're only one space from the goal!
[13:25] Manabu
    By the way, to reach the goal
    you have to jump off the edge.
[13:28] Manabu
    Don't worry! It's a little scary,
    but you won't die.
[13:31] Tenji
    I'm sorry, Shiho-chan! I wasn't
    strong enough to protect you.
[13:36] Tenji
    If only I had given up on trusting everyone
    sooner, this wouldn't have happened.
[13:41] Tenji
    Come on, let me hear it.
[13:43] Tenji
    Tell me how you really feel now that
    you're backed into a corner!
[13:47] Maria
    Aw, this group ended up
    just like the others.
[13:51] Maria
    It was all over too soon.
[13:53] Tsukino
    That's true.
SIGN    Period 19 Spaces Moved Debt Amount (game 2 only)
SIGN    Shiho
SIGN    Shibe
SIGN    Yuichi
SIGN    Tenji
SIGN    Yutori
SIGN    59 spaces - 100,000 yen
SIGN    52 spaces - 300,000 yen
SIGN    49 spaces - 200,000 yen
SIGN    44 spaces - 400,000 yen
SIGN    32 spaces - 800,000 yen
SIGN    Goal: 60 spaces
[13:54] Tsukino
    At this point, no matter what people
    write, they'll never catch up to Shiho.
[13:58] Tsukino
    Even if they're all blank,
    she has to move one space.
[14:02] Tsukino
    Sawaragi Shiho is the single
    confirmed loser of this second game.
[14:06] Tsukino
    The traitor's persistence
    beat out Katagiri Yuichi's wit.
[14:10] Tsukino
    But what is this?
[14:12] Tsukino
    Something in the image doesn't feel right...
[14:16] Tsukino
    Quick! Rewind the video!
[14:17] Maria
    Huh? Okay.
[14:22] Tsukino
    It can't be.
[14:23] Tsukino
    Could this really have...
[14:26] Tsukino
    We may have let a human
    abomination play the game.
[14:32] Tsukino
    The game isn't over yet!
[14:35] Yuichi
    Hey.
[14:37] Yuichi
    I might have an idea.
[14:39] Tenji
    Sorry, Yuichi, but I have
    no interest in hearing you out.
[14:44] Yuichi
    Even so...
[14:45] Tsukino
    I just thought of a way to make
     the traitor expose themselves.
[14:51] Shibe
    Are you serious, Yuichi?
[14:52] Yuichi
    Yeah. This time it'll totally work.
[14:55] Tenji
    Yuichi, are you going to talk crap
    and try to confuse us again?
[14:59] Yuichi
    No way.
[15:01] Yuichi
    Confused or not, even if we
     figure out who it is now,
[15:04] Yuichi
    we can't stop Sawaragi
    from reaching the goal.
[15:07] Tenji
    W-Well, I guess you're right.
[15:09] Shibe
    But why would you want to
    figure out the traitor now, then?
[15:13] Yuichi
    Well, that's because...
[15:17] Yuichi
    You remember there's a penalty
    if you're caught lying, right?
SIGN    - You may lie
     (if the lie is revealed, you'll be forced one space in front of the lead player)
[15:21] Yuichi
    And if you combine that with my earlier
    strategy to only bad-mouth yourself,
[15:27] Yuichi
    everyone except the traitor will be
    able to go to the next game.
[15:33] Shibe
    Seriously?
[15:35] Maria
    Everyone except the traitor
    reaches the goal?
[15:38] Maria
    Can they really do that?
[15:40] Yuichi
    This will be our last round
    of bad-mouthing, so...
SIGN    Katagiri Yuichi
[15:44] Yuichi
    We use these bad-mouth cards
    with names on them
SIGN    Shibe Makoto
SIGN    Kokorogi Yutori
SIGN    Mikasa Tenji
[15:46] Yuichi
    and all write the exact same thing.
SIGN    Sawaragi Shiho
[15:49] Tenji
    The same thing?
[15:51] Yuichi
    There's only one person it'll be true for—
[15:55] Yuichi
    the traitor.
[15:57] Tenji
    Can a bad-mouth can do that?
[15:59] Yuichi
    Sure, it can.
[16:00] Yuichi
    Just write this on the bad-mouth card:
[16:02] Yuichi
    "I'm the one who applied to
    play Tomodachi Game."
[16:08] Yuichi
    I'm sure the traitor chose to play the game
[16:11] Yuichi
    in order to destroy our friendship.
[16:13] Yuichi
    Basically, the applicant
    must also be the traitor.
SIGN    applicant =
SIGN    traitor
[16:17] Shibe
    Y-You're right!
[16:18] Yuichi
    So if we all write the same card
    with our names attached,
[16:22] Yuichi
    the real traitor will actually have
    written the truth, and won't get a penalty.
[16:27] Yuichi
    But the others will be penalized for lying.
SIGN    Penalty
SIGN    Traitor
SIGN    No penalty
[16:32] Yuichi
    As a result, everyone except
    the traitor will be forced
[16:35] Yuichi
    to the space after Sawaragi
    and will reach the goal.
[16:38] Shibe
    That makes sense!
[16:39] Shibe
    No wonder you waited until Shiho
    was right in front of the goal.
[16:42] Tenji
    B-But how are you going to prove
     the lie? If you can't—
[16:46] Yuichi
    Not a problem. This way,
    we don't need to prove the lies.
[16:49] Tenji
    W-What?
[16:50] Yuichi
    We're talking about whoever applied
    to play Tomodachi Game.
[16:54] Yuichi
    Management obviously
    already knows who that is.
[16:58] Yuichi
    Isn't that right, Manabu-sensei?
[17:00] Manabu
    Hmm. Yeah, I guess.
[17:02] Yuichi
    If possible, I wanted us all
    to reach the goal together.
[17:05] Yuichi
    But it's been such a mess
    so far, I figured it's better
[17:08] Yuichi
    to leave the traitor in this game,
[17:10] Yuichi
    and clear it without him.
[17:12] Yuichi
    Then only true friends will be left
    to play the third game together.
[17:19] Tenji
    W-Wait! You can't guarantee
    everyone will write the same thing!
[17:23] Yuichi
    If someone doesn't write it,
    we'll know he's the traitor.
[17:26] Tenji
    Huh?!
[17:27] Yuichi
    If we keep going like this, Sawaragi
    will move on to the third game alone.
[17:31] Yuichi
    Anyone okay with that is
    just as bad as the traitor.
[17:35] Yuichi
    Right, Shibe?
[17:35] Shibe
    Y-Yeah! I'll totally write it.
[17:38] Yuichi
    Don't you agree, Tenji?
[17:40] Yuichi
    You said you're on Sawaragi's
    side no matter what, right?
[17:43] Tenji
    O-Of course I am!
[17:47] Yuichi
    All right. Why don't you go first, then?
[17:51] Tenji
    Huh?!
[17:52] Yuichi
    Sawaragi trusts you more than anyone.
[17:55] Yuichi
    Better to reassure her sooner
    rather than later, right?
[17:58] Shiho
    Tenji-san...
SIGN    Mikasa Tenji
[18:02] Tenji
    Fine.
SIGN    Mikasa Tenji
[18:09] Tenji
    God damn it! I'm screwed!
[18:12] Tenji
    I never saw that coming!
[18:14] Tenji
    I'm out of time! There's gotta
    be a way out of this!
[18:19] Tenji
    I know!
[18:20] Tenji
    I'll write the card like he said.
[18:23] Tenji
    When they figure out I'm the traitor,
    I'll feed them a conspiracy theory!
[18:26] Tenji
    I'll admit that I applied,
[18:29] Tenji
    and then say that someone else
    blackmailed me into doing it.
[18:32] Tenji
    It'll take some effort,
    but it's already half-true.
[18:36] Tenji
    I can take my time figuring out
    a good excuse later.
[18:40] Tenji
    I wrote it.
[18:43] Shibe
    Great! I'm up next.
[18:44] Shibe
    I'll do it just right.
[18:47] Tenji
    What's with him?
[18:50] Yuichi
    Okay. You all wrote that you
    were the applicant, right?
[18:56] Tenji
    Now it's just a matter of my acting.
[18:58] Tenji
    The instant they realize it was me,
[19:00] Tenji
    I'll start crying!
[19:02] Tenji
    I'll weep, cling to them,
    have a total breakdown...
[19:05] Tenji
    Yuichi's so dense, I'm sure
    he'll at least listen to me.
[19:10] Manabu
    All right. Are you ready
    for the final round?
[19:14] Tsukino
    Pay close attention. We should see
    something very interesting happen.
[19:19] Manabu
    Let's see.
[19:20] Manabu
    In total, this time there were...
[19:23] Tenji
    There have to be five! Hurry it up!
[19:25] Tenji
    I can't hold back the tears!
[19:28] Manabu
    What? There's just one.
    The rest are all blank.
[19:32] Tenji
    Huh?
[19:32] Manabu
    And it says, ahem,
[19:34] Manabu
    "I am the one who applied to play
    Tomodachi Game. —Mikasa Tenji"
SIGN    Mi
SIGN    Mikasa
SIGN    Mikasa Ten
SIGN    Mikasa Tenji
[19:39] Tenji
    W-Why...
[19:41] Tenji
    Why am I the only one who turned one in?!
[19:47] Yuichi
    Tenji, didn't I tell you?
[19:50] Yuichi
    "I thought of a way to make
    the traitor expose themself."
[19:55] Tenji
    E-Expose? No, I'm not...
[19:59] Tenji
    Damn it!
[20:00] Tenji
    I have to cry to get their sympathy!
[20:02] Tenji
    I-It's not like that...
[20:06] Tenji
    Will you just hear me out, please?!
[20:11] Yuichi
    Don't cry, Tenji.
[20:13] Tenji
    You really are dense!
[20:15] Tenji
    Yui—
[20:16] Yuichi
    You can make all the excuses you want later.
[20:19] Yuichi
    But for now, you'd better spit it out.
[20:24] Yuichi
    The truth was gonna come
     out sooner or later.
[20:29] Yuichi
    Let's hear your answer
    to my question, Tenji.
[20:33] Tenji
    W-What the hell is this?
[20:35] Tenji
    Is this the same Yuichi?!
[20:39] Yuichi
    Are you the one who applied
    to play the Tomodachi Game?
[20:43] Tenji
    You're scaring the hell out of me!
[20:48] Tenji
    Y-Yes.
[20:50] Tenji
    I applied to play the Tomodachi Game.
[20:56] Maria
    What's going on?!
[20:58] Maria
    Did Katagiri Yuichi realize that
    Mikasa Tenji was the traitor?
[21:02] Tsukino
    If you rewatched from the start of
    second game, you'd understand, too.
[21:06] Tsukino
    There were three clear abnormalities.
[21:09] Tsukino
    You should be able to find three traps.
[21:11] Maria
    Three traps?
[21:13] Tsukino
    Yes.
SIGN    Katagiri Yuichi
[21:14] Tsukino
    And if you do, you'll understand
    how unique Katagiri Yuichi really is.
SIGN    NEXT: I Really Can't Be Friends with a "Murderer"