E6 - I Really Can't Be Friends with a "Murderer"

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[00:01] Tsukino
    Pay attention.
[00:02] Tsukino
    It looks like he's going to
    lay his cards on the table.
[00:05] Tenji
    Yuichi! What the hell have you done?!
[00:10] Yuichi
    I had a plan,
[00:13] Yuichi
    even before the second game started,
[00:16] Yuichi
    to set traps to smoke out the traitor.
[00:20] Yuichi
    After that one bad-mouth
    in the third period...
[00:23] (Flashback) Manabu
    "And the same Sawaragi Shiho
    used to date Mikasa Tenji."
[00:28] Yuichi
    After that came out, Sawaragi and I decided
[00:31] Yuichi
    to work together without the others knowing.
[00:34] Tenji
    Without us knowing? How could...
[00:38] Tenji
    There wasn't any way for
     you two to talk it over.
[00:41] Yuichi
    You're right.
[00:42] Yuichi
    That's why we planned it mostly
    without speaking to each other.
[00:48] Yuichi
    I gave Sawaragi instructions
    using the bad-mouth cards.
[00:52] Tsukino
    Yes. This is the first trap Yuichi set.
SIGN    Episode 6: I Really Can't Be Friends with a "Murderer"
[00:56] Tsukino
    Look closely at this footage
    from the fourth period.
SIGN    Episode 6: I Really Can't Be Friends with a "Murderer"
[00:59] Maria
    Hmm?
[01:01] Maria
    Oh! He took two cards!
[01:04] Tsukino
    Correct. And after that?
[01:07] Maria
    He's holding a pen.
[01:09] Maria
    So what?
[01:10] Tsukino
    Try to remember what happened.
[01:11] Tsukino
    What did he say when
    he came out of the room?
[01:18] (Flashback) Yuichi
    Okay, I left mine blank.
[01:20] Tsukino
    Yes. He said he put in a blank card,
    but he was holding a pen.
[01:25] Maria
    That does contradict what he said!
[01:27] Tsukino
    You can see in the video
[01:28] Tsukino
    that he was using the bad-mouth cards
    for some other purpose.
[01:33] Tenji
    Now I see. The cards!
[01:36] Tenji
    That's when he handed her one.
[01:39] Tenji
    And then Shiho-chan read it
    when she was in the room.
[01:43] Tenji
    But how could you trust
    Shiho-chan so easily?
[01:47] Tenji
    There was a chance she was the traitor, too.
[01:49] Yuichi
    Obviously, I didn't trust her right away.
[01:52] Yuichi
    I made her pass a test first.
[01:54] Tenji
    A test?
[01:55] Yuichi
    The first instructions
    I wrote on the card were,
[01:59] Yuichi
    "Do you remember that old secret
    between just the two of us?"
[02:02] Yuichi
    "Use that to bad-mouth me in this period."
[02:05] (Flashback) Shiho
    You have to tell me a secret,
    something that the other three don't know.
[02:09] Yuichi
    It was a secret I told Sawaragi
    after she got in the fight with Shibe...
[02:13] Yuichi
    And it was...
[02:15] Yuichi
    "Katagiri Yuichi once didn't
    take a bath for a week."
[02:19] Yuichi
    It was our secret.
SIGN    Fourth Period Exposés
SIGN    Who Wrote It
SIGN    Katagiri Yuichi once didn't
    take a bath for a week.
SIGN    Sawaragi (confirmed)
[02:22] Yuichi
    Sawaragi and I are the only ones
    who could have written it.
SIGN    Shibe Makoto took baths with
    his mother until junior high.
[02:25] Yuichi
    So the big exposés written
    by the traitor in the fourth period
SIGN    Sawaragi Shiho had plastic surgery.
SIGN    -Shibe
    -Tenji
    -Kokorogi
SIGN    Remaining
[02:28] Yuichi
    must not have come from Sawaragi.
SIGN    -Shibe
    -Tenji
    -Kokorogi
[02:31] Yuichi
    That's when I first trusted
    Sawaragi to be on my side.
[02:35] Yuichi
    Next, I wanted to determine
    if Kokorogi was the traitor or not.
[02:40] Kokorogi
    Yeah.
[02:41] Tenji
    Hold on.
[02:42] Tenji
    In order to find the traitor,
    you were checking us one by one?
[02:45] Yuichi
    That's right.
[02:47] Yuichi
    I found out who the traitor was
[02:50] Yuichi
    through a process of elimination.
[02:52] Yuichi
    In the fifth period, I quietly passed
    a bad-mouth card to Kokorogi, too.
[02:57] Yuichi
    It said,
[02:59] Yuichi
    "Sawaragi is on our side,"
[03:00] Yuichi
    "but keep pretending to fight with her
    so we can smoke out the traitor."
[03:04] Yuichi
    "And in the next period,"
[03:06] Yuichi
    "submit a secret about Sawaragi
    that only you know."
[03:10] Tenji
    That's when she read it!
[03:12] Yuichi
    The card Kokorogi submitted
    in the sixth period said,
[03:15] Manabu
    "Sawaragi Shiho actually
    usually wears men's boxers."
[03:21] Yuichi
    If there was another big exposé
    that seemed to come from the traitor,
[03:24] Yuichi
    it would clear Kokorogi.
[03:27] Yuichi
    And there was.
[03:29] Manabu
    Mikasa Tenji is actually
    lying about his age.
SIGN    Mikasa Tenji is lying about his age
SIGN    Sixth Period Exposés
SIGN    Sawaragi Shiho usually wears men's boxers
SIGN    Kokorogi
SIGN    ° Yuichi and Sawaragi submitted blanks
SIGN    Who Wrote It
[03:32] Yuichi
    There were only two left
    who could have written that.
SIGN    Mikasa Tenji is lying about his age
[03:36] Yuichi
    It was either you or Shibe.
[03:38] Yuichi
    I used the cards to tell Sawaragi
    how things were going, of course.
[03:43] Tenji
    I stayed close to Shiho the
    whole time after that period.
[03:46] Tenji
    You didn't have the
    chance to pass her a card!
[03:49] Yuichi
    Sure I did. Just three minutes.
[03:53] Tenji
    Y-You can't mean...
[03:57] Tenji
    Right then?!
[03:59] Tsukino
    That was his second trap.
[04:01] Maria
    Whoa!
[04:03] Tsukino
    The order that people use the room
[04:05] Tsukino
    isn't supposed to make
    a difference in the game.
[04:08] (Flashback) Yuichi
    Okay, I left mine blank. You're next.
[04:11] Tsukino
    But, very nonchalantly...
[04:15] (Flashback) Yuichi
    Sorry Tenji, but could you go first?
[04:18] Tsukino
    Again and again...
[04:20] (Flashback) Yutori
    Ah, I guess I'll go.
[04:23] Tsukino
    He controlled the order they went in.
[04:26] Tsukino
    In other words, it was all calculated.
[04:30] Yuichi
    The only ones left were you and Shibe,
[04:32] Yuichi
    but that was easy to decide.
[04:35] Yuichi
    The special chance.
SIGN    Special Chance
[04:37] Yuichi
    Since the management knew who
     applied to play Tomodachi Game,
[04:42] Yuichi
    it would have been too risky
    for the traitor to volunteer.
[04:46] Yuichi
    So that left only you, Tenji.
[04:50] Tenji
    That means the fighting between
    Shiho-chan and Kokorogi-san was all an act?
[04:55] Shiho
    Well, I might have taken it
    a little seriously.
[04:59] Yutori
    Me, too. Sorry.
[05:01] Tenji
    So that strategy was...
[05:03] (Flashback) Yuichi
    Listen. From here on, all of us
    except the person in the lead,
[05:07] (Flashback) Yuichi
    should bad-mouth ourselves.
[05:09] Tenji
    That was part of your plan, too?
[05:11] Yuichi
    Yeah. I knew that strategy
    had holes in it from the start.
[05:16] Yuichi
    Do you remember what I said?
[05:18] (Flashback) Yuichi
    Our debt shouldn't increase
    from here on out.
SIGN    Mikasa Tenji
[05:22] Yuichi
    That gave me the final confirmation—
[05:24] Yuichi
    whether you betrayed us for money,
    or for something else.
[05:29] Yuichi
    You didn't back off then,
[05:32] Yuichi
    so it looked like it was something else.
[05:35] Tenji
    W-Why didn't you reveal that
    I was the traitor right away?
[05:40] Yuichi
    We still had the second half to play.
[05:43] Yuichi
    If you knew you got caught,
    you might have gone wild
SIGN    Clean that up yourself
[05:46] Yuichi
    and written a bunch of other things.
    I wanted to avoid that.
[05:50] Yuichi
    So I kept you barely in check...
[05:53] (Flashback) Yuichi
    All right. Why don't you
    go write first, then.
[05:55] (Flashback) Tenji
    Huh?!
SIGN    Mikasa Tenji
[05:57] Yuichi
    and in the last period,
    when you went in the room,
[06:00] Yuichi
    I told everyone else to put in blank cards.
[06:05] Tenji
    But that doesn't make sense. It doesn't!
[06:08] Tenji
    You said you used a process
    of elimination to smoke me out.
[06:11] Tenji
    But everyone can write
    as many cards as they want.
SIGN    - You can write as many things as you want about each person
[06:15] Tenji
    Your process of elimination wouldn't work!
[06:19] Tsukino
    Yes, thus his third and final trap.
[06:22] Tsukino
    His boldest and most cunning one yet.
[06:25] Yuichi
    Smart as always, Tenji.
    That's exactly right.
SIGN    "Katagiri Yuichi once didn't
     take a bath for a week."
[06:28] Yuichi
    Since anyone could write
    as many cards as they wanted,
SIGN    "Sawaragi Shiho had plastic surgery."
SIGN    Both were written by Sawaragi.
[06:30] Yuichi
    even the first time with Sawaragi,
    I couldn't clear her with that alone.
[06:34] Yuichi
    And so, when I tested them,
[06:35] Yuichi
    I made them give me proof
    of their friendship.
[06:38] Tenji
    Proof of their friendship?
[06:40] Yuichi
    Didn't you notice?
    Isn't there something different?
[06:49] Tenji
    T-Their...
[06:51] Tenji
    Their name tags are missing!
[06:55] Yuichi
    Bingo.
[06:56] Yuichi
    People do it all the time,
[06:58] Yuichi
    trading valuables with someone
    else as proof of friendship.
SIGN    Shibe Makoto
SIGN    Sawaragi Shiho
SIGN    Kokorogi Yutori
[07:02] Yuichi
    I told them I'd trust them if they let me
    hold on to their precious name tags.
[07:07] Yuichi
    They weren't traitors, so they
    immediately handed them over.
[07:10] Tenji
    T-That's...
[07:12] Yuichi
    Would you have expected Kokorogi to
     suddenly believe Sawaragi was on her side?
[07:16] Yuichi
    I gave her a note.
SIGN    Sawaragi Shiho
[07:18] Yuichi
    It said, "I have Sawaragi's name tag.
    She won't betray us."
SIGN    Kokorogi Yutori
[07:23] Yuichi
    Then Kokorogi gave me her name tag,
    and finally Shibe did, too.
SIGN    Shibe Makoto
[07:29] Maria
    Your debt doesn't double if you
     just hand the tag to someone.
[07:32] Maria
    I'm impressed he figured that out!
[07:34] Tsukino
    It seems he tested it.
[07:36] Tsukino
    At one point before the fourth period,
    his name tag was missing.
[07:40] Tsukino
    He probably secretly handed it to Sawaragi,
[07:42] Tsukino
    most likely while Shibe and
    Mikasa were fighting.
[07:44] Maria
    You're right.
[07:46] Tsukino
    And then he got his name tag back
    when he handed her the card.
[07:50] Maria
    There's an eye-tracking camera built
    into the screen on the tag,
[07:54] Maria
    so it can tell if they looked
    at the back or not.
[07:57] Tsukino
    After testing it,
    he wrote a note to Sawaragi
[08:00] Tsukino
    telling her to hand him her name tag.
[08:02] Tsukino
    See? Right here, she isn't wearing hers.
[08:06] Maria
    Heh. Bold and cunning, indeed.
[08:09] Tsukino
    In order to keep them from betraying him
    and writing multiple cards,
SIGN    Sawaragi Shiho
SIGN    Kokorogi Yutori
SIGN    Shibe Makoto
[08:13] Tsukino
    he kept their name tags hostage.
[08:16] Tsukino
    It's as if he was telling them, "If you
    hand over your tag, I'll trust you."
[08:19] Tsukino
    "If not, I won't."
[08:22] Tsukino
    Sawaragi must have known she
    absolutely couldn't refuse.
SIGN    Sawaragi Shiho
[08:27] Tsukino
    And then like a chain reaction,
    they all had to hand them over.
SIGN    Kokorogi Yutori
[08:30] Tsukino
    They knew that if they didn't,
    they'd be isolated.
SIGN    Shibe Makoto
[08:33] Tsukino
    Only a very devious mind can prey
    on the weakness of others like that.
[08:38] Tsukino
    He knows all about human weakness,
    and about the power and terror of money.
[08:44] Tsukino
    His thought process is similar to the way
[08:46] Tsukino
    that religious cults and
     pyramid schemes operate.
[08:49] Maria
    But at the end, everyone was able to
    finish the game with a smile on their face,
[08:50] Yuichi
    Here, I'll return these. I didn't
    look at the backs, of course.
[08:52] Yutori
    Yeah.
[08:53] Maria
    so didn't it all turn out okay?
[08:55] Tsukino
    It's the opposite.
[08:56] Tsukino
    The fact that they're still smiling
    after handing over their name tags,
[09:00] Tsukino
    which are the lifeblood of this game,
    is absolutely chilling.
[09:05] Tsukino
    This expert liar, who tricked the others
    and still left them smiling...
[09:10] Tsukino
    Who is this man, really?
[09:15] Tenji
    Yuichi...
[09:16] Tenji
    Tell me one last thing.
[09:19] Tenji
    Why... Why me?
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    now that you mention it...
SIGN    in your face lol
SIGN    Tenji-kun cyute
SIGN    serves you right
SIGN    sucks for you
SIGN    brilliant deduction
SIGN    I knew it from the start lol
SIGN    it's over (^o^)/
[09:22] Tenji
    You started with the friends you trusted
    and made them allies one by one.
[09:27] Tenji
    That means you always thought
    I was the most suspicious, right?
[09:32] Tenji
    Did I... Did I make a mistake somewhere?
SIGN    they hate you now
SIGN    absolutely lol
SIGN    pathetic lmao
SIGN    lol duh
SIGN    you lost
SIGN    that's it!
SIGN    lolololol
SIGN    i'm crying lmaooo
SIGN    hilariously obvious lol
SIGN    duh lmao
SIGN    lmaoooo
[09:37] Yuichi
    Well, not exactly a mistake.
[09:40] Yuichi
    I think I know you guys pretty well.
[09:44] Yuichi
    So...
[09:46] Yuichi
    It was suspicious when you weren't
    acting like yourself during the game.
[09:50] Tenji
    I wasn't... like myself?
[09:53] Yuichi
    The Tenji I know is smart and calm.
[09:56] Yuichi
    If we start arguing,
    you step in to break it up.
[10:00] Yuichi
    But at the start of the game,
    you picked a fight with Shibe.
[10:04] Yuichi
    You said it was Shibe
    who wrote that bad-mouth.
[10:07] Yuichi
    Do you seriously think that would happen?
SIGN    - The game is played in periods - Each period, you bad-mouth someone - Write it down on the bad-mouth card in the private room - Once you enter the private room, you can't leave for three minutes - You can write as many things as you want about each person - You may submit a blank bad-mouth card - You may lie (if the lie is revealed, you'll be forced one space in front of the lead player) - The number of spaces you move is determined by the god survey
[10:10] Yuichi
    Bad-Mouth Sugoroku is about
     leaking your friends' secrets.
[10:14] Yuichi
    But it'd be impossible for
    Shibe to bad-mouth us.
[10:19] Tenji
    You can't mean...
[10:20] Yuichi
    Yup. None of us have told
     Shibe any secrets.
[10:24] Shibe
    Huh!?
SIGN    Boom!
SIGN    No way...
[10:25] (Flashback) Yuichi
    Don't tell the others. Especially Shibe.
[10:28] Yuichi
    That's what I said when I told you
    my secret. Right, Sawaragi?
[10:32] Shiho
    Yeah, it is.
[10:33] Yuichi
    And Kokorogi, you really don't want
    Shibe to know your secrets, right?
[10:38] Yutori
    Yeah.
SIGN    Boom!
[10:41] Shiho
    I mean, Shibe has such a big mouth.
[10:46] Yuichi
    Shibe's an awkward idiot.
[10:48] Yuichi
    Even that bad-mouth in the fourth period...
[10:51] (Flashback) Manabu
    Shibe Makoto took baths with
     his mother until junior high.
SIGN    how cute lol
[10:55] Yuichi
    He probably wrote it himself
    in order to protect Sawaragi.
[10:59] Shibe
    That is correct!
[11:01] Yuichi
    And when Kokorogi's secret was revealed,
[11:02] Yuichi
    you were just trying to cheer her up, right?
[11:02] (Flashback) Shibe
    For someone who isn't a virgin,
    you sure seem innocent.
[11:07] Shibe
    Of course I was! I was
     trying to compliment her.
[11:11] Yuichi
    See? That was his idea of cheering her up.
[11:15] Yuichi
    He's really an idiot.
[11:17] Yuichi
    And he's always like that,
    so I wasn't sure when to tell him.
[11:21] Yuichi
    I knew he'd have trouble acting the part.
[11:24] Yuichi
    I finally told him in the last period
    when you were in the room,
[11:28] Yuichi
    but even then, he acted weird.
[11:32] Tenji
    Huh. Was that why?
[11:33] Tenji
    No wonder. Shibe's an idiot.
[11:37] Tenji
    I tried to put the blame on someone
    who'd be too dumb to pull it off anyway.
[11:43] Tenji
    That would be suspicious.
[11:46] Tenji
    To think I got tripped up
    by an idiot like Shibe...
[11:50] Shibe
    Are they, like, totally making fun of me?
[11:52] Yutori
    It's okay.
[11:53] Shiho
    Yeah, you're a nice idiot.
[11:55] Manabu
    Hey, sorry to break up your teenaging,
[11:58] Manabu
    but can we get back to the game?
[12:00] Manabu
    It ain't over yet.
[12:02] Manabu
    It's fine that you found the traitor,
    but Shiho's still going to lose alone.
[12:06] Manabu
    Are you okay with that?
[12:07] Yuichi
    Right, right. I still have
    to wrap things up.
[12:10] Yuichi
    Got a second?
[12:11] Manabu
    Huh? Tee-hee... what are you doing?
[12:13] Manabu
    Oh, Yuichi-kun!
[12:15] Yuichi
    Manabu-sensei, I...
[12:19] Manabu
    Huh?!
[12:21] Tsukino
    Find out if that's true immediately!
[12:24] Maria
    Y-Yes!
[12:27] Shibe
    Hey, Yuichi.
[12:28] Shibe
    You've got some secret plan to make
     everything work out, right?
[12:32] Yuichi
    Of course. A perfect method
    that won't get anyone in trouble.
[12:37] Tsukino
    Katagiri Yuichi... This is...
[12:41] Tsukino
    Manabu, it's the truth.
[12:44] Manabu
    Huh?!
[12:45] Manabu
    S-Sorry to cut things short,
    but the game is over!!
[12:48] Manabu
    I'm calling the game for Katagiri Yuichi.
[12:50] Manabu
    He reaches the goal alone,
    and the game's been cleared!
[12:53] The other four
    Huh?!
[12:56] Shibe
    The game is over?
[12:58] Yutori
    Yuichi reached the goal alone?
[13:00] Shiho
    Why? What do you mean?!
[13:01] Manabu
    Yuichi wrote a false bad-mouth
    in the seventh period.
[13:05] Manabu
    He just confirmed it himself.
SIGN    huh? why?
SIGN    oh shi—
SIGN    wait what?
SIGN    no way!
SIGN    penalty?
SIGN    goose... bumps...
SIGN    he fooled them lmao
SIGN    huh lol
SIGN    not Tenji?
SIGN    by himself? huh? what?
[13:09] Tenji
    Yuichi told... a lie?
[13:12] Manabu
    So he gets a penalty from the gods and
     moves one space ahead of Shiho-chan.
[13:16] Manabu
    In other words, to the goal.
[13:19] Shiho
    Yuichi!? There's no way this
    is a "perfect method"!
SIGN    Spaces Moved
SIGN    Yuichi
SIGN    Shiho
SIGN    Shibe
SIGN    Tenji
SIGN    Yutori
SIGN    60 spaces - 200,000 yen
SIGN    59 spaces - 100,000 yen
SIGN    52 spaces - 300,000 yen
SIGN    44 spaces - 400,000 yen
SIGN    32 spaces - 800,000 yen
[13:23] Yuichi
    No, this is how it should be.
[13:25] Yuichi
    This is our best option.
[13:28] Shibe
    If you reach the goal alone,
    what happens to Tenji?
[13:31] Shibe
    This guy betrayed us all! Are you
    gonna let him get away with that?!
[13:35] Yuichi
    Right, you're probably
    wondering why Tenji did this.
[13:39] Yuichi
    You guys should ask him about it
    while I'm playing the third game.
SIGN    Period 19 Spaces Moved Debt Amount (game 2 only)
SIGN    Yuichi
SIGN    Shiho
SIGN    Shibe
SIGN    Tenji
SIGN    Yutori
SIGN    60 spaces - 200,000 yen
SIGN    59 spaces - 100,000 yen
SIGN    52 spaces - 300,000 yen
SIGN    44 spaces - 400,000 yen
SIGN    32 spaces - 800,000 yen
[13:45] Tenji
    Yuichi...
[13:46] Yuichi
    Decide if you'll forgive him
    or not without me.
[13:51] Yuichi
    I don't have any right
    to judge Tenji, anyway.
[13:54] Shibe
    What's that supposed to mean?
[13:56] Yuichi
    Kokorogi, remember what I said to
    comfort you when you were in shock?
[14:02] Yutori
    Y-Yeah.
[14:04] Yutori
    "What you did doesn't even compare to..."
[14:08] (Flashback) Yuichi
    ...the horrible things
    I've done in the past.
[14:11] Yuichi
    Yeah. I've done some horrible things,
[14:15] Yuichi
    and I've kept them a secret from you guys.
[14:18] Yuichi
    I thought if you knew, we wouldn't
     be able to stay friends.
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    goosebumps
SIGN    the only loser lol
SIGN    lol
SIGN    huh? didn't he win? lol
SIGN    lmaooo
SIGN    chills
SIGN    something hOrRibLe?
SIGN    gross lol
SIGN    that's awful Yuichi-kun lmao
SIGN    that confession
[14:23] Yuichi
    In a sense, I've betrayed you
    in a much worse way than Tenji did.
[14:28] Shiho
    W-What happened then, in your past—
[14:31] Yuichi
    In the seventh period,
[14:33] Yuichi
    I wrote a bad-mouth that said,
    "Shibe killed someone in the past."
[14:35] Yuichi
    That was a lie.
[14:38] Yuichi
    The truth... The truth is...
[14:47] Yuichi
    It was me. I'm the one who's killed people.
[14:51] Shiho
    Yuichi is a killer?
[14:54] Tsukino
    I thought we'd find something,
[14:56] Tsukino
    but to discover that Katagiri Yuichi
    sent three people to their deaths...
[15:02] Tsukino
    He isn't just a human abomination.
    He's an absolute monster.
SIGN    Tomodachi Game
[15:09] Manabu
    Pfft! You sure are dumb, Yuichi-kun,
[15:13] Manabu
    trying to go to the third game alone.
[15:16] Yuichi
    You got a problem with that?
[15:17] Manabu
    The third game is super rough.
    It's almost impossible to clear alone.
[15:22] Manabu
    You might feel like a hero
    for sacrificing yourself,
[15:25] Manabu
    but I bet you're gonna regret it!
[15:28] Yuichi
    I wonder who's going to regret it more.
[15:30] Manabu
    What's that supposed to mean?!
[15:32] Yuichi
    For me, friends were just a safety
    to keep me living a clean life.
[15:37] Yuichi
    I didn't want to show them who I really was.
[15:41] Yuichi
    But for the next game,
    the safety is released.
[15:45] Yuichi
    In other words, I can let loose.
[15:50] Yuichi
    I'm going to use the third game
    to destroy you and the management.
[15:54] Yuichi
    You'd better be ready for me.
[16:00] Manabu {kid voice}
    Ooh, so scary.
[16:01] Manabu {sensei voice}
    You're acting so scary,
[16:03] Manabu {kid voice}
    everyone's recoiling from you.
[16:06] Manabu {both voices}
    Yuichi-kun, you killer.
SIGN    Yuichi-kun, you killer♥
[16:12] Yutori
    That's a lie, right Yuichi?
[16:13] Shibe
    If management gave him a penalty,
    doesn't that mean it's true?
[16:17] Shiho
    But wait... "killed?"
[16:19] Shiho
    It must've been an accident.
    Some unfortunate accident.
[16:22] Manabu {sensei voice}
    It was no accident. Yuichi-kun
    is a straight-up murderer.
[16:27] Manabu {kid voice}
    And he killed three people, even.
[16:30] Shibe
    You killed three people and
     it wasn't an accident...
[16:34] Shibe
    Doesn't that make you a serial killer?
[16:38] Shibe
    And you still studied and played and
    laughed with us like a normal person.
[16:43] Shibe
    To think that I spent time
    hanging out with a murderer...
[16:48] Shibe
    It honestly makes me sick.
[16:51] Tenji
    Cut it out, Shibe.
[16:52] Tenji
    Sometimes people have reasons for
    doing things that they can't talk about.
[16:57] Shibe
    Tenji... that's rich, coming from you.
[16:59] Shibe
    You gonna say you had reasons
    for what you did, too?!
[17:02] Tenji
    A brat with an easy life like you
    would never understand!
[17:07] Tenji
    You can thank your dad
    and his crimes for that!
[17:09] Shibe
    You asshole! You can't say that to me!
[17:13] Tenji
    I only said what's on my mind,
    like you always do!
[17:13] Shiho
    What are you doing? Stop it, both of you!
[17:17] Yutori
    I can't take this! I want to go home!
[17:20] Shiho
    Yuichi, say something to them!
[17:21] Shiho
    They need to hear the truth
    from you, Yuichi!
[17:21] Shibe
    There's no excuse for murder!
[17:26] Tenji
    Shut the hell up!
[17:26] Yutori
    Mom... Dad!
[17:27] Shiho
    Say something, Yuichi!
[17:29] Shibe
    What the hell?!
[17:29] Tenji
    Try using your head for once!
[17:29] Shiho
    Calm down, both of you!
    Quiet! You too, Shibe!
[17:32] Shibe
    Huh?! I'm thinking clearly, you traitor!
[17:35] Yuichi
    I knew it would end up like this.
[17:39] Yuichi
    Enough already.
[17:41] Manabu {sensei voice}
    Hmm?
[17:42] Yuichi
    If it means I have to
    put up with this noise,
[17:45] Yuichi
    I don't need friends anymore.
[17:49] Yuichi
    Manabu, I jump here to get to
    the third game, right?
[17:53] Manabu
    Yeah, that's right.
[17:55] Manabu
    But Yuichi-kun, are you really going to help
     them by going to the third game alone?
[18:00] Yuichi
    Well, honestly, they're dragging me
     down and I don't want more debt,
[18:05] Yuichi
    so I'd rather leave them behind.
[18:09] Yuichi
    This "believe your friends" crap
    is getting to be a pain.
[18:13] Shiho
    Is it really that easy for you to
    abandon your friends, Yuichi?
[18:19] Yuichi
    A long time ago, someone told me...
[18:22] (Flashback) Mother
    There is something more important
    than money in the world—
[18:25] (Flashback) Mother
    your friends.
[18:30] Yuichi
    Even now, I honestly don't understand
[18:33] Yuichi
    why friends are supposed
     to be that important.
[18:36] Yuichi
    I still wanted to treasure
    what she said, though,
[18:40] Yuichi
    because I loved her.
[18:43] Yuichi
    I think I've had enough, though.
[18:47] Yuichi
    If it's this much of a pain,
    I'd rather be alone.
[18:49] Manabu
    Hey, are you all okay with this?
    He's gonna go alone, guys!
[18:52] Manabu
    At least say something to encourage him
[18:56] Manabu
    before he goes to that hellish third game.
[18:58] Manabu
    If any of you still call yourselves
    his friend, that is.
[19:03] Manabu
    Aw, too bad.
[19:05] Manabu
    Looks like nobody wants to be friends
    with a murderer, after all.
[19:12] Yuichi
    Well, that's a relief.
[19:14] Yuichi
    Now you guys can forget about me,
    and I'll forget all about you.
[19:20] Yuichi
    I guess this was the only way
    I could protect them.
[19:26] Yuichi
    I'm sorry, Mother.
SIGN    Group C
     Second Game: Bad-Mouth Sugoroku
SIGN    Cleared
SIGN    Prize won: Two Million Yen
SIGN    (However, since he reached the goal, Katagiri Yuichi receives the 1.8 million yen debt acquired in this game as a penalty)
[19:35] Tenji
    Wait a minute!
[19:38] Tenji
    I can't let Yuichi go on alone.
[19:41] Yuichi
    Tenji!
[19:43] Tenji
    Manabu-sensei.
[19:44] Manabu
    Yeah?
[19:45] Tenji
    I told a lie during the game.
[19:47] Tenji
    You need to penalize me, as well.
[19:49] Manabu
    What? You're telling me this now?
[19:52] Tenji
    There was a bad-mouth in the third period
     saying I dated Shiho-chan, right?
[19:57] Tenji
    Do you remember what you said then?
[19:59] (Flashback) Manabu
    If they had no romantic feelings
    at the time, then it might be a lie.
[20:04] Tenji
    I've never had any romantic
    feelings toward Shiho-chan.
[20:07] Manabu
    Huh? Huh?! What do you mean?!
[20:10] Shiho
    Tenji-san...
[20:11] Tenji
    The reason I tried to destroy
    everyone's friendships
[20:14] Tenji
    is because I wanted to keep
    someone all to myself.
[20:16] Manabu
    And that was Shiho-sama, right?
[20:19] Tenji
    No!
[20:20] Tenji
    The one I really like...
[20:22] Manabu
    Huh?
[20:24] Tenji
    ...is Yuichi!
[20:25] All
    Huh?!
[20:27] Tenji
    I've always liked Yuichi.
    I wanted Yuichi to look at me...
SIGN    um lmao
SIGN    no way lolol
SIGN    too desperate lol
SIGN    lmao who does this help?
SIGN    wait! no way lmaoooo
SIGN    did Shiho-sama just get dumped?
SIGN    is this OK?
SIGN    lmaooooo
SIGN    hype lol
SIGN    i can't i can't i can't lol
SIGN    srsly?
SIGN    that's just too
SIGN    that's so unnecessary
SIGN    wait wait wait
SIGN    you lol
[20:31] Manabu {kid voice}
    Hold it! You can't just say
    random stuff out of desperation!
[20:34] Manabu {kid voice}
    You made that up to get to the goal, right?!
[20:37] Tenji
    Fine. You want me to prove it.
[20:42] Tenji
    Okay, Yuichi. Is this your first time?
[20:47] Yuichi
    Huh? For what?
[20:48] Tenji
    It is for me.
[20:50] Tenji
    I don't really know how to do it.
[20:52] Tenji
    Let me take off my glasses...
[20:54] Yuichi
    Huh?
[20:57] Manabu {kid voice}
    Squee!
[20:59] Manabu {kid voice}
    Okay! Proof accepted!
SIGN    Q: Do you think Mikasa Tenji is serious?
SIGN    oooooooo
SIGN    lmao how noble
SIGN    come on lol
SIGN    sick lol
SIGN    i just can't lolol
SIGN    hyyype lol
SIGN    boys love lol
SIGN    loool
SIGN    this... can't... be...
SIGN    chaos lol
SIGN    ooooo
[21:01] Manabu {kid voice}
    The two of you may proceed
    to the third game together.
[21:03] Manabu {kid voice}
    Happily ever after!
[21:05] Tenji
    Let's go, Yuichi.
[21:08] Tenji
    As long as we're together,
[21:09] Tenji
    I know we can fight the true darkness
    of this Tomodachi Game.
[21:13] Shibe
    Tenji!
[21:14] Shiho
    Yuichi!
SIGN    Correction:
SIGN    Group C
     Second Game: Bad-Mouth Sugoroku
SIGN    Cleared
SIGN    Prize won: Two Million Yen
SIGN    (However, since they reached the goal, Katagiri Yuichi and Mikasa Tenji each receive 900,000 yen of the debt acquired in this game as a penalty.)
[21:23] Maria
    Well, that was a big twist!
[21:26] Tsukino
    Yes, but it seems he must
    still have his own objective.
[21:31] Tsukino
    It turns out this is Mikasa Tenji's
    second Tomodachi Game.
SIGN    NEXT: I'll Take 20 Million Yen Worth of Your Life