E2 - You Have a Lot to Say to Me, Don't You?

Source: Crunchyroll
Translator:
Editor:
Timer:
QC:
(Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.)
SIGN    Friendship
SIGN    thief
SIGN    parent and child crooks
SIGN    Episode 2: You Have a Lot to Say to Me, Don't You?
SIGN    Episode 2: You Have a Lot to Say to Me, Don't You?
[01:32] Yuichi
    Shibe! You have the hots
    for Sawaragi, right?
[01:36] Yuichi
    Do you want to know?
[01:38] Yuichi
    Hey, Sawaragi, your face is bright red!
[01:43] Yuichi
    Hmm? How about you, Tenji?
[01:47] Yuichi
    Do you want me to tell you?
[01:49] Yuichi
    Fine, but only if you ask out loud
    and say, "Tell me, please."
[01:59] Yuichi
    As if. There's no way you'd say it,
SIGN    - You may only speak when reading a question.
     (If you break this rule, your debt is doubled.)
[02:02] Yuichi
    'cause if you did, the debt you worked
    so hard to lower would all come back.
[02:07] Yuichi
    I can see right through you.
[02:09] Yuichi
    One of you is trying to dump
    the debt all on Kokorogi.
[02:15] Yuichi
    But that won't work. Since I talked,
    my debt is now doubled.
[02:20] Yuichi
    Basically, I'm the one with
    the most debt now, no question.
SIGN    Katagiri Yuichi
[02:25] Yuichi
    And if this is game over, the traitor's
     gonna be the big loser, here.
[02:33] Yuichi
    It was written on my question card.
[02:36] Yuichi
    "Rule change: The last place penalty will go
    to the person with the least debt."
SIGN    Reader chooses the question.
SIGN    Rule change: The last place penalty will go to the person with the least debt.
[02:42] Maria
    Huh? No way!
[02:43] Tsukino
    Of course he's bluffing.
[02:45] Maria
    Oh, right! Nobody would believe that.
[02:48] Tsukino
    Are you sure about that?
[02:49] Tsukino
    Imagine you're the traitor.
    Think about it carefully.
[02:54] Tsukino
    You've succeeded in reducing
    your debt and are poised to win.
[02:58] Tsukino
    Now you just have to aim
    the last place penalty at your target.
[03:01] Tsukino
    It makes you feel just like a hunter.
[03:04] Tsukino
    But what if, at the moment
    you're about to pull the trigger,
[03:10] Tsukino
    you learned that you were
    the one being hunted?
[03:15] Tsukino
    You mustn't speak. If you do,
    you'll be hunted down.
[03:19] Tsukino
    Caught in Katagiri Yuichi's trap, speaking out
[03:22] Tsukino
    would be the same as confessing
    that you have the least debt.
[03:26] Tsukino
    So, you cannot speak. You cannot move.
[03:29] Tsukino
    You have to wait in silence.
[03:32] Yuichi
    As if! It's a joke! Just a joke.
[03:35] Yuichi
    I only wanted to change the mood.
[03:38] Yuichi
    There's no traitor here. I trust all of you.
SIGN    Class Lesson
     When You See a Stranger, Expect a Thief
[03:41] Yuichi
    Okay, let's get back to the game.
[03:44] Yuichi
    I think the question was,
    "Will we always be friends?"
[03:50] Yuichi
    It's a no-brainer.
    The answer is obviously "yes."
[03:55] Yuichi
    Right?
[03:56] Tsukino
    That look... it's his final warning.
[04:00] Tsukino
    Let's make this a "yes." Otherwise
    the traitor will be the one who dies.
[04:04] Maria
    It'll be fun to see if the traitor
    falls for his bluff or not!
[04:08] Maria
    I'm so excited!
[04:16] Manabu
    Kokkuri-san, Kokkuri-san, if you are present,
     please tell us the answer.
[04:21] Manabu
    Kokkuri-san, Kokkuri-san,
    if you are present, tell us the answer.
SIGN    Yes
[04:32] Manabu
    Yes! Correct answer!
[04:34] Manabu
    You've cleared the Kokkuri-san game!
[04:37] Maria
    Oh, my God!
[04:39] Tsukino
    With wit and courage like that,
[04:41] Tsukino
    he doesn't seem like
    an ordinary high schooler.
[04:44] Tsukino
    However, he paid quite a price
    to clear the game.
[04:48] Tsukino
    Suspicion really does beget monsters.
[04:51] Tsukino
    In order to clear the game,
[04:54] Tsukino
    Katagiri Yuichi planted the seed of doubt
    that one of them is a traitor.
SIGN    Group C
    First Game: Kokkuri-san Game
SIGN    CLEARED
SIGN    Prize won: Two million yen
[05:05] Yuichi
    I have to uncover the traitor
    before the second game.
[05:09] Yuichi
    And to do that...
[05:11] Yuichi
    Guys, how much debt do you have now?
[05:15] Tenji
    We should all have the same amount.
SIGN    Mikasa Tenji
    Debt: 3.6 million yen
     (self-reported)
[05:17] Tenji
    The first game took 400,000 off our
    4 million debt, so it's 3.6 million now.
SIGN    Mikasa Tenji
    Debt: 3.6 million yen
     (self-reported)
SIGN    Shibe Makoto
     3.6 million yen
     (self-reported)
SIGN    Sawaragi Shiho
    Debt: 3.6 million yen
     (self-reported)
SIGN    Kokorogi Yutori
     Debt: 3.6 million yen
     (self-reported)
[05:22] Makoto
    M-Me too, of course.
[05:24] Shiho
    I haven't lost more than anyone else.
SIGN    Mikasa Tenji
[05:28] Tenji
    Should we show the back of our name tags?
[05:32] Yuichi
    Not a chance. Your debt would double.
[05:35] Shibe
    But you already have...
[05:37] Shiho
    ...because you just talked.
[05:39] Yuichi
    No, I'm at 3.6 million, too.
[05:42] Yuichi
    It did double when I talked,
    but I'd already cut it in half,
SIGN    If the 10 yen coin goes to "yes," you clear the game.
    If the 10 yen coin goes to "no," only the reader's debt will be halved.
SIGN    Friendship
[05:47] Yuichi
    so it ended up even.
SIGN    - Manabu-kun selects a question reader.
    - The reader opens a numbered envelope.
    - If you win, you get two million yen.
    - Everyone's debt will go down 400,000 at a time.
    - You may only speak when reading a question.
    (If you break this rule, your debt is doubled.)
[05:49] Yuichi
    In the first game, I bet our answers
    didn't match because we were nervous.
[05:54] Yuichi
    Let's start over fresh in the second
    game and trust each other.
[05:57] Manabu
    Hey, are you done? You talk too much.
[06:00] Yuichi
    Uh... yeah.
[06:02] Manabu
    Okay, let's go, then!
[06:04] Yuichi
    Oh, sorry. My shoelace.
[06:07] Manabu
    Huh? We'll go without you.
[06:11] Yuichi
    Yeah, I'll catch up in a sec.
[06:16] Yuichi
    Everyone has the same debt?
    Sorry, but I can't believe that.
[06:22] Maria
    Oh, he noticed!
[06:24] Tsukino
    Yes.
[06:25] Tsukino
    The question cards are the only things
    that show the conditions for reducing debt.
[06:30] Tsukino
    If you check those, you'll understand
    how the amounts changed in the game.
SIGN    If the 10 yen coin goes to "no," only the reader's debt will be halved.
SIGN    Reader chooses the question.
SIGN    If the 10 yen coin goes to "yes," you clear the game.
[06:35] Yuichi
    The text is disappearing!
[06:37] Tsukino
    Too bad. We used a special
    ink for certain parts,
[06:42] Tsukino
    so the text would disappear
    after a fixed amount of time.
SIGN    Reader chooses the question.
SIGN    Reader chooses the question.
SIGN    Reader chooses the question.
SIGN    Question:
     "Will we always be friends?"
[06:46] Yuichi
    Damn!
SIGN    Katagiri Yuichi
[06:47] Shiho
    Yuichi?
[06:50] Shiho
    What's wrong? You look upset.
[06:53] Yuichi
    O-Oh, it's nothing. What's up, Sawaragi?
[06:57] Shiho
    I wanted to talk to you alone.
[07:02] Shiho
    What do you think about
     this situation, Yuichi?
[07:06] Shiho
    Do you really think one of us is a traitor?
[07:12] Shiho
    I think so.
[07:15] Shiho
    You agree, right?
[07:17] Shiho
    If you know who the traitor is, tell me!
[07:20] Shiho
    At least tell me who you suspect!
[07:23] Yuichi
    The one I suspect the most is you, Sawaragi.
[07:28] Shiho
    No way! Why me?!
[07:32] Yuichi
    Before the game started, you said...
[07:35] (Flashback) Shiho
    Given the circumstances, I don't think we
    should try and figure out whose debt it is.
[07:40] Yuichi
    The Sawaragi Shiho I know
[07:43] Yuichi
    would never forgive the thief who stole the
     school trip fund and put us in this game.
[07:48] Yuichi
    Especially if it was a friend.
[07:52] Shiho
    Sorry, Yuichi. I have to
    apologize about something.
[07:58] Shiho
    I thought you were the one
    who stole the money.
[08:02] Yuichi
    Huh?!
[08:03] Yuichi
    B-Because I'm poor?
[08:07] Yuichi
    You pitied me because I'm poor
    and my parents are gone?
[08:10] Yuichi
    That's why you didn't question me?
[08:12] Shiho
    No! It wasn't that at all!
[08:14] Yuichi
    What other reason is there, then?!
[08:16] Shiho
    I-It's...
[08:18] Yuichi
    What is it?!
[08:19] Shiho
    It's because... I like you, Yuichi.
[08:23] Yuichi
    Eh?
[08:24] Yuichi
    Huh?!
[08:26] Shiho
    It isn't pity or anything.
[08:29] Shiho
    It's because I like you, Yuichi. So...
[08:33] Yuichi
    It's okay. I get it. I get it now.
SIGN    Friendship
[08:38] Yuichi
    So, do you still suspect me?
[08:41] Shiho
    Nope. You aren't the thief, Yuichi.
[08:44] Shiho
    But I have to apologize
    about one more thing.
[08:47] Shiho
    Actually, my debt right now
    isn't 3.6 million.
[08:53] Shiho
    It's 7.6 million.
[08:56] Yuichi
    Her debt should be half, but it's double?!
SIGN    4 million yen x 2 - 400,000 yen
SIGN    7.6 million yen
[08:59] Shiho
    Remember when I almost yelled?
[09:03] Shiho
    I guess I made a little sound.
[09:08] Yuichi
    And you were so surprised,
    you lied about it?
[09:12] Shiho
    Mm-hmm.
[09:13] Shiho
    In that fifth question, I think you
    were trying to protect Yutori,
[09:18] Shiho
    but the one you really protected was me.
[09:24] Shiho
    Yuichi, I won't betray you, no matter what.
[09:28] Shiho
    I'll believe you, no matter what.
[09:31] Shiho
    Let's beat the Tomodachi Game together.
[09:34] Yuichi
    All right. Let's cooperate.
[09:37] Tsukino
    Katagiri Yuichi.
[09:39] Tsukino
    When money's involved, he becomes
    a sharp judge of character,
[09:42] Tsukino
    but that isn't enough to
    win the Tomodachi Game.
[09:46] Tsukino
    Because there are still others willing
    to destroy that friendship.
[09:59] Shibe
    W-Where are we?
[10:01] Yuichi
    The roof? I thought we were indoors.
[10:09] Manabu
    All righty, everyone!
[10:12] Shibe
    Huh? Manabu-kun?
[10:13] Manabu
    You gotta call me Manabu-sensei
    now, you dumbass.
[10:21] Manabu
    All right, listen up!
[10:23] Manabu
    You're keeping secrets
    from each other, aren't you?
[10:26] Manabu
    Today, I want you to spill all the beans!
[10:31] Manabu
    The gods are also watching over you
    from up in the big, blue sky.
SIGN    Go four-eyes!
SIGN    clap clap clap
SIGN    that hair lol
SIGN    she's cute
SIGN    hi
SIGN    hair lol
SIGN    yo
SIGN    i was waiting!
SIGN    oh lol they started lol
SIGN    did they finally start
SIGN    °clap°
SIGN    hi im god
SIGN    god
SIGN    °clap°
SIGN    wait
[10:40] Manabu
    Let's get started!
[10:42] Manabu
    The second game is Bad-Mouth Sugoroku!
SIGN    clap
SIGN    i'm so excited
SIGN    first stream
SIGN    °clap°
SIGN    hype
SIGN    good morning
SIGN    hi
SIGN    heyo
SIGN    °clap°
[10:48] Shibe
    Sugoroku? So these are spaces?
[10:52] Manabu
    In Bad-Mouth Sugoroku, you win
     by taking your friends out
[10:56] Manabu
    and sending them straight to hell.
[10:57] Yuichi
    Send our friends to hell?
[10:59] Manabu
    Yeah. Otherwise, it's just normal Sugoroku.
[11:02] Manabu
    Those are the detailed rules.
    Read them carefully!
SIGN    - The game is played in periods
    - Each period, you bad-mouth someone
    - Write it down on the bad-mouth card in the private room
    - Once you enter the private room, you can't leave for three minutes
    - You can write as many things as you want about each person
    - You may submit a blank bad-mouth card
    - You may lie (if the lie is revealed, you'll be forced one space in front of the lead player)
    - The number of spaces you move is determined by the god survey
[11:06] Shibe
    I don't get it at all.
[11:08] Manabu
    All right, want to try it out, then?
SIGN    Tomodachi Game
SIGN    Bad-Mouth
[11:13] Manabu
    You go into the private room one at a time
    and write trash about someone.
SIGN    Bad-Mouth
[11:17] Manabu
    Bad-mouth someone on a bad-mouth card,
     then put it in the box.
SIGN    Bad-Mouth
    Box
[11:21] Manabu
    I'll collect the cards from the box
    and then read them.
SIGN    Bad-Mouth
SIGN    Bad-Mouth
    Reading
[11:27] Manabu
    Ta-da!
[11:28] Manabu
    "Kokorogi Yutori is actually a G cup."
[11:32] Manabu
    "Shibe Makoto wears a wig."
[11:34] Shibe
    Hey! That's not true!
[11:36] Manabu
    "Sawaragi Shiho has athlete's foot."
[11:39] Manabu
    "Mikasa Tenji wears fake
    glasses just for the looks."
[11:43] Manabu
    "Katagiri Yuichi is actually rich."
SIGN    A. Shibe Makoto — wig
    B. Sawaragi Shiho — athlete's foot
     C. Katagiri Yuichi — rich
     D. Kokorogi Yutori — G cup
     E. Mikasa Tenji — fake glasses
[11:47] Manabu
    Once everyone's bad-mouthing is read,
    we do a survey with the gods,
SIGN    The Customer Is God
[11:53] Manabu
    the viewers funding the Tomodachi Game.
[11:55] Shibe
    Viewers?
SIGN    hmm
SIGN    calm down! this isn't the time to worry
SIGN    a wig at that age is wigcked
SIGN    fake glasses should apologize to the tryhards
SIGN    a wig is unforgivable but I can relate
SIGN    Yutori-chan is so cute
SIGN    the rich guy is unforgivable!
SIGN    that's tough
SIGN    I'm watching
SIGN    athlete's foot? I feel bad for her
SIGN    will someone pick Shibe?
SIGN    none of them are really unforgivable
SIGN    im a god
[11:56] Yutori
    Are we being turned into a show?
[11:58] Manabu
    And the survey says...
SIGN    Tallying results...
SIGN    Q: Who is the most "unforgivable"?
SIGN    Shibe Makoto
SIGN    Sawaragi Shiho
SIGN    Katagiri Yuichi
SIGN    Kokorogi Yutori
SIGN    Mikasa Tenji
SIGN    Shibe Makoto — move 5 spaces
SIGN    Katagiri Yuichi — move 4 spaces
SIGN    Sawaragi Shiho — move 3 spaces
SIGN    Mikasa Tenji — move 2 spaces
SIGN    Kokorogi Yutori — move 1 space
[12:02] Manabu
    That's how we decide
    how many spaces you move.
SIGN    Start
[12:06] Manabu
    You move the number of spaces you get
    and then follow the instructions.
[12:10] Tenji
    So, the survey determines popularity
    and unpopular people score higher?
[12:16] Manabu
    Yeah, but the first person to reach
    the goal will suffer a massive loss.
[12:22] Tenji
    What's that supposed to mean?
[12:23] Manabu
    When at least one person reaches
    the goal, you clear the game.
[12:27] Manabu
    Each person will get a 400,000 yen reward.
SIGN    400,000 yen per person
[12:30] Manabu
    But anyone left on the board
    when the game ends
SIGN    Additional Reward
[12:32] Manabu
    gets an additional one million.
SIGN    1 Million Yen!!
[12:35] Manabu
    They won't have to play the third game,
    and they can go home for a while.
SIGN    Go home!!
[12:41] Yutori
    W-We can go home!
[12:42] Manabu
    Spill all your friends' secrets
    and keep bad-mouthing them
[12:46] Manabu
    until someone falls into
    that hell of a goal.
[12:49] Manabu
    And that's Bad-Mouth Sugoroku!
    Doesn't it sound fun?
[12:52] Shiho
    It doesn't sound fun at all!
    There's no way we can do that!
[12:56] Manabu
    Just turn in a blank card, then.
SIGN    You may submit a blank bad-mouth card
[13:01] Shibe
    But what if everyone's
    bad-mouth card is blank?
[13:04] Manabu
    Then we don't survey the gods,
    and everyone moves one space.
[13:09] Shibe
    Okay, so if nobody writes anything,
    we'll all reach the goal together.
[13:14] Manabu
    Yeah. But then you just get
    a two million yen reward,
[13:17] Manabu
    and everyone will be forced
    to play the third game.
SIGN    exciting
SIGN    forced to play
SIGN    u mad?
SIGN    Shiho-samaaa
SIGN    you'd better listen up
[13:19] Shiho
    That isn't a problem at all.
[13:22] Manabu
    Oh? But if one person betrays you,
[13:24] Manabu
    everyone who left it blank will be
    at a huge disadvantage.
[13:28] Yuichi
    Sawaragi, don't worry.
[13:30] Yuichi
    We're friends. We won't betray each other.
[13:33] Shiho
    Yuichi...
[13:39] Shibe
    That's right! We're besties!
[13:42] Shiho
    Let's all reach the goal together, guys.
[13:45] Shiho
    That's the only way
    to protect our friendship.
[13:49] Maria
    Yeah, let's all reach the goal together!
[13:53] Maria
    It's just like a marathon.
[13:55] Maria
    But no one's ever running
    all together at the end.
[13:58] Tsukino
    That's true. Humans are very
     calculating creatures.
[14:02] Tsukino
    I wonder how many spaces they'll last
    together if it only disadvantages them.
SIGN    First Period
[14:09] Manabu
    Okay. The first submissions
    have been collected.
[14:12] Manabu
    And... zero bad-mouthing!
    They were all blank cards.
[14:16] Manabu
    So, everyone move one space
    together like friends.
SIGN    Players who stop on this space will
    "Lose your wallet on the way home from school"
SIGN    - 100,000 yen
[14:27] Shiho
    Minus 100,000 yen?
[14:28] Shibe
    No way! You didn't tell us about that!
[14:31] Manabu
    Huh? Sure I did. I said it was
    normal Sugoroku otherwise.
SIGN    friendly 100,000 lol
SIGN    Shibe-kyun
SIGN    -100,000
SIGN    lolol
[14:35] Yuichi
    If we get 100,000 more debt per space,
    we'll end up with six million yen!
SIGN    Second Period
[14:43] Manabu
    The second round of cards
    were all blank, too.
[14:46] Manabu
    Okay, everyone, move forward one space.
SIGN    Players who stop on this space will
    "Buy a painting of a dolphin from
    a beautiful woman on the street"
SIGN    - 500,000 yen
[14:52] Yuichi
    F-Five hundred thousand?
[14:54] Manabu
    Why would they all be one hundred?
[14:57] Manabu
    Oh, dear. You look a little pale, guys.
[15:00] Manabu
    I guess you did just add
    600,000 of debt in two moves.
[15:04] Manabu
    I've got some great advice for you, though!
SIGN    All of the debt added during the game
SIGN    will be given to whoever reaches the goal first.
[15:08] Manabu
    Yup! Right now, with 600,000
    each from five people,
[15:12] Manabu
    you can add three million
    to someone else's debt!
[15:14] Manabu
    Now do you see why it's stupid
    for you to finish together?
[15:18] Shiho
    Don't let him manipulate us!
[15:20] Shibe
    Yeah, we get it, Shiho.
[15:23] Shiho
    Thanks, Shibe.
SIGN    Third Period
SIGN    blah blah
[15:28] Manabu
    And the results of the third submissions...
SIGN    this is lame, talk shit about someone!
SIGN    will something finally happen?
[15:31] Manabu
    One card is not blank!
[15:35] Tsukino
    That was faster than I expected.
[15:37] Maria
    I hope it's a really huge exposé!
[15:39] Tsukino
    Even a small one is good at first.
[15:41] Tsukino
    While it might look trivial
    from the outside,
[15:43] Tsukino
    for them it could be explosive
    enough to destroy their relationship.
[15:48] Manabu
    And it says...
[15:50] Manabu
    "Sawaragi Shiho likes Katagiri Yuichi."
[15:54] Yutori
    Huh?
SIGN    hey who wrote that?!
SIGN    Shiho-sama
SIGN    yeeees
SIGN    it's happening lol
SIGN    we got one lol
SIGN    yees
SIGN    y tho?
SIGN    about time
SIGN    seriously?
SIGN    hype
[15:55] Shibe
    S-Seriously?
[15:56] Shiho
    W-Why...
[15:58] Manabu
    Wait, there's more.
[16:00] Manabu
    "And the same Sawaragi Shiho
    used to date Mikasa Tenji."
SIGN    used to date
SIGN    Mikasa Tenji
[16:10] Tsukino
    The most popular way to destroy friendship
     between a man and a woman is with romance.
[16:14] Tsukino
    Of course, there's no reason to attack
    someone for who they like or once dated.
[16:21] Tsukino
    But it's still a tough issue to parse.
[16:25] Manabu
    And the result of the god survey is here!
SIGN    Q: Who is the most "unforgivable"?
SIGN    Shibe Makoto
SIGN    Sawaragi Shiho
SIGN    Katagiri Yuichi
SIGN    Kokorogi Yutori
SIGN    Mikasa Tenji
SIGN    Sawaragi Shiho — move 5 spaces
SIGN    Shibe Makoto — move 1 space
SIGN    Katagiri Yuichi — move 1 space
SIGN    Kokorogi Yutori — move 1 space
SIGN    Mikasa Tenji — move 1 space
SIGN    Players who stop on this space will
    "Lose your wallet on vacation"
SIGN    - 500,000 yen
SIGN    Players who stop on this space will
    "Win the lottery, but the ticket is a year old"
SIGN    +/- 0 yen
[16:36] Yuichi
    Plus-minus zero?
    So sometimes there's no change.
[16:39] Shibe
    Yuichi, how can you be so chill?
[16:41] Yuichi
    Huh?
[16:42] Shibe
    You didn't know Shiho liked you, did you?
[16:46] Shibe
    What the...
[16:47] Shibe
    You knew I liked her.
    Were you both mocking me?
[16:51] Tenji
    Cut it out. Jealousy isn't
    becoming of a man.
[16:54] Shibe
    This doesn't involve you!
[16:56] Tenji
    Yes, it does.
[16:57] Tenji
    I'm Shiho-chan's ex.
    I know her very well.
[17:01] Shiho
    Stop it, Tenji! Don't say it in a way
     people will misunderstand.
[17:05] Shibe
    Misunderstand?
[17:06] Shiho
    I didn't tell anyone, but Mikasa-kun
    and I were childhood friends.
[17:10] Shiho
    My dad is a police officer and
     Mikasa-kun's dad is a public prosecutor.
[17:15] Shiho
    They were in the same class in college,
    so our families were very close.
[17:19] (Flashback) Shiho's dad
    Tenji-kun is the only husband for Shiho.
[17:20] Shiho
    They decided between themselves
    that we should get engaged...
[17:22] (Flashback) Tenji's dad
    It'd be great if Shiho-chan
    became my daughter!
[17:25] Shiho
    So we pretended to date, for our parents...
[17:30] Shiho
    until Mikasa-kun's dad died two years ago.
[17:33] Shiho
    Then Mikasa-kun changed schools.
[17:36] Shiho
    It was by chance that we met
    again last year in high school.
SIGN    blah blah...
SIGN    huh? what?
SIGN    blah blah...
SIGN    oooh
SIGN    getting complicated
SIGN    parents setting them up sounds like a manga
SIGN    childhood friends win confirmed
SIGN    a secret relationship lol
SIGN    fate?
[17:39] Shibe
    And you call that dating?
    That's a lie, right?
[17:44] Manabu
    Hmm. I'm not so sure.
[17:46] Manabu
    If they had no romantic feelings
    at the time, then it might be a lie.
[17:50] Shiho
    Yes, neither of us—
[17:53] Tenji
    I really did like you.
[17:56] Tenji
    Even now, I'm still in love with you.
SIGN    here we go!
SIGN    tell me that's a lie!
SIGN    Mikasa-kuuun!
SIGN    I feel bad for Shibe-kun
SIGN    oh snap!
SIGN    Tenji
SIGN    twu wuv
SIGN    my heart
SIGN    a love confession!!
[18:01] Tenji
    That's why you've always pissed me off, Shibe!
[18:05] Tenji
    I couldn't stand your thoughtless statements
    and attitude toward Sawaragi-san!
[18:10] Yuichi
    Tenji...
[18:11] Shibe
    Then you should have just told me
    you liked her and to keep my hands off!
[18:16] Tenji
    How could I? I knew
     Sawaragi-san liked Yuichi.
[18:21] Shibe
    Th-That's still no reason
    to write it on the bad-mouth card!
[18:25] Tenji
    Huh? You've got to be the one who wrote it!
[18:27] Shibe
    Bullshit! How would anyone else know
    about your and Shiho's past?
[18:31] Tenji
    You're such a simpleton. That would
    make me the number one suspect.
[18:37] Tenji
    There's no way I wrote it.
[18:39] Tenji
    Shibe, try to think about it a little.
[18:42] Tenji
    You're starting to look like an idiot.
[18:46] Shibe
    Then why would a smart ass
    like you think it's me, Tenji-kun?
[18:50] Tenji
    You're jealous.
[18:51] Tenji
    You must have at least heard rumors
    about Sawaragi-san's connection to me and Yuichi.
[18:57] Tenji
    You wanted to see if it was true.
[19:00] Tenji
    You're jealous of the
     special connection we have.
[19:03] Tenji
    You're the only one who's
    literally "just a friend."
[19:07] Tenji
    Right?
[19:10] Shibe
    Tenji!
[19:11] Yuichi
    Stop, you idiots!
[19:13] Yuichi
    Break it up!
[19:16] Yuichi
    You both like Sawaragi, right?
[19:19] Yuichi
    Then quit doing things that upset her.
[19:24] Yutori
    So, Shiho-chan, you like Yuichi, don't you?
[19:27] Shiho
    Y-Yeah.
[19:28] Yutori
    And not just Shibe-kun,
    but Mikasa-kun, too...
[19:32] Shiho
    Yutori...?
[19:33] Yutori
    The boys all fall for you, Shiho-chan.
[19:37] Yutori
    I bet Yuichi will, too.
[19:40] Maria
    Yay! What an absolute mess!
[19:43] Tsukino
    It is quite interesting.
[19:44] Tsukino
    Playing dumb in the midst
    of all that carnage.
[19:47] Tsukino
    Whoever wrote that card is
    lying through their teeth.
SIGN    Fourth Period
[19:54] Yuichi
    I'll go in first.
[20:03] Yuichi
    Okay, I left mine blank. You're next.
[20:07] Shiho
    All right. I've got this.
[20:15] Yuichi
    All right. Are they all blank?
[20:18] Manabu
    This time there are three submissions!
[20:21] Maria
    As expected!
[20:22] Makoto
    Shibe Makoto took baths with
     his mother until junior high.
SIGN    how cute lmao
SIGN    junior high!
SIGN    ew srsly?
SIGN    Shibe-kyun lol
[20:27] Manabu
    Katagiri Yuichi once didn't
    take a bath for a week.
SIGN    nasty lol
SIGN    nasty lol
SIGN    how dirty lol
SIGN    crying poor tears
[20:31] Manabu
    Actually, Sawaragi Shiho
    has had plastic surgery.
SIGN    Q: Who is the most "unforgivable"?
SIGN    Shibe Makoto
SIGN    Sawaragi Shiho
SIGN    Katagiri Yuichi
SIGN    Kokorogi Yutori
SIGN    Mikasa Tenji
[20:35] Manabu
    And the results of the survey are...
SIGN    no kidding...
SIGN    is she that desperate to be popular?
SIGN    say it isn't so, Shiho-sama lol
SIGN    plastic surgery, of course
SIGN    she would, wouldn't she?
SIGN    she left them in the dust
SIGN    that's just sad
SIGN    Shiho-samaaa
[20:38] Shibe
    Of course the plastic surgery
    one's a lie, right Shiho?
[20:41] Shiho
    So what if it is true?
[20:45] Shiho
    If I'd had plastic surgery,
    would you still have liked me?
[20:50] Shiho
    Would we even have become friends?
[20:53] Shibe
    Th-That's not...
[20:54] Maria
    If you liked someone of the opposite
    sex who had plastic surgery...
[20:57] Maria
    Well, I doubt that would
    destroy the friendship, too.
[21:01] Tsukino
    I don't think that's the case.
[21:02] Tsukino
    Friendship is even more
    calculating than romance.
[21:05] Maria
    Oh?
[21:06] Tsukino
    People make friends to have fun together,
[21:10] Tsukino
    to stop getting bullied, to get money...
[21:13] Maria
    You don't want a friendship
    that has no advantages!
[21:17] Tsukino
    Right.
[21:21] Tsukino
    While there is unconditional love,
[21:23] Tsukino
    there's no such thing as
     an unconditional friendship.
SIGN    NEXT: There's No Way I'd Believe That