E3 - There's No Way I'd Believe That Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] ---     The following program contains depictions of      sexual assault or rape and may not be suitable for all audiences.      Viewer discretion is advised. SIGN    Bad-Mouth Box [00:04] (Flashback) Manabu     This time there are three submissions! [00:07] (Flashback) Makoto     Shibe Makoto took baths     with his mother until junior high. SIGN    how cute lmao SIGN    junior high! SIGN    ew srsly? SIGN    Shibe-kyun lol [00:11] (Flashback) Manabu     Katagiri Yuichi once didn't     take a bath for a week. SIGN    bath again? SIGN    nasty lol SIGN    how dirty lol SIGN    crying poor tears [00:16] (Flashback) Manabu     Actually, Sawaragi Shiho     has had plastic surgery. [00:20] (Flashback) Shibe     Of course the plastic surgery     one's a lie, right Shiho? [00:23] (Flashback) Shiho     So what if it is true? [00:25] (Flashback) Shiho     If I'd had plastic surgery,     would you still have liked me? [00:28] (Flashback) Shiho     Would we even have become friends? [00:30] (Flashback) Shibe     Th-That's not... [00:32] (Flashback) Maria     If you liked someone of the opposite     sex who had plastic surgery... [00:35] (Flashback) Maria     Well, I doubt that would     destroy the friendship, too. [00:38] (Flashback) Tsukino     I don't think that's the case. [00:40] (Flashback) Tsukino     Friendship is even more     calculating than romance. [00:42] (Flashback) Maria     Oh? [00:43] (Flashback) Tsukino     People make friends to have fun together, [00:48] (Flashback) Tsukino     to stop getting bullied, to get money... [00:51] (Flashback) Maria     You don't want a friendship     that has no advantages! [00:55] (Flashback) Tsukino     Right. [00:56] (Flashback) Tsukino     While there is unconditional love, [00:58] (Flashback) Tsukino     there's no such thing as      an unconditional friendship. SIGN    Fifth Period [01:05] Manabu     Oh? There's only one submission this time. [01:09] Manabu     But this one's a real doozy. [01:12] Manabu     Kokorogi Yutori engaged in      compensated dating in junior high. SIGN    Friendship SIGN    thief SIGN    parent and child crooks SIGN    Episode 3: There's No Way I'd Believe That SIGN    Episode 3: There's No Way I'd Believe That [03:16] Manabu     Wow! As your teacher, I'm shocked! [03:20] Manabu     Who would've guessed that Yutori-chan     went on compensated dates in junior high? [03:27] Yutori     W-Why? Why did you do this, Shiho-chan?! [03:32] Shiho     No! It wasn't me! I didn't write it! [03:35] Yutori     Liar! Shiho-chan, you're      the only one who knew! [03:42] Shibe     Yutori did compensated dating? [03:45] Shibe     You mean, she sold her body to adult men? [03:48] Shibe     For someone who isn't a virgin,     you sure seem innocent. [03:53] Tenji     Shibe! [03:59] Shibe     What the hell are you doing, Tenji?! [04:01] Tenji     Shut the hell up. Don't say another word! [04:09] Tenji     Yuichi, can you look after Kokorogi-san? [04:12] Yuichi     Y-Yeah, but... [04:15] Yuichi     I don't know what I can do for her. [04:18] Tenji     Don't be stupid. Just keep her company. [04:29] Yuichi     Kokorogi... [04:31] Tenji     Yuichi, you really are a sinful man. [04:37] Tenji     Let's give Kokorogi-san some     space until she calms down. [04:40] Shiho     Y-Yeah. [04:46] Manabu     It looks like you're in the middle of     something, but here are the results! SIGN    Q: Who is the most "unforgivable"? SIGN    Shibe Makoto SIGN    Sawaragi Shiho SIGN    Katagiri Yuichi SIGN    Kokorogi Yutori SIGN    Mikasa Tenji SIGN    that's acceptable SIGN    lol SIGN    How much do you charge? SIGN    I can help if you're     in trouble, little girl SIGN    I'll become your     savior, Yutori-chan SIGN    she did it lol SIGN    support SIGN    we need photo proof SIGN    I'd totally compensate Yutori-chan SIGN    she does look so innocent lol SIGN    I'm getting kinda excited SIGN    °heavy breathing° SIGN    serves you right SIGN    hilarious lol SIGN    you can call me daddy SIGN    more deets plz [04:50] Manabu     Makes sense, given that Yutori-chan     was the only one bad-mouthed. [04:54] Manabu     Oh? And the comments are all unspeakable! SIGN    5th place      Katagiri Yuichi     Move 1 space SIGN    1st place      Kokorogi Yutori     Move 5 spaces SIGN    5th place     Sawaragi Shiho     Move 1 space SIGN    5th place     Shibe Makoto     Move 1 space SIGN    5th place     Mikasa Tenji     Move 1 space SIGN    Period 05 Spaces Moved Debt Amount (game 2 only) SIGN    Shiho SIGN    Yutori SIGN    Yuichi SIGN    Shibe SIGN    Tenji SIGN    13 spaces - 1,800,000 yen SIGN    9 spaces - 1,000,000 yen SIGN    8 spaces - 1,200,000 yen SIGN    7 spaces - 1,200,000 yen SIGN    5 spaces - 700,000 yen [05:00] Manabu     You're all spread out now,     so look here to see your positions. [05:05] Manabu     Let's review the rules, too. [05:08] Manabu     If anyone reaches the goal,     you all win the game, SIGN    + 400,000 yen [05:12] Manabu     and you each get a 400,000 yen prize. SIGN    + 1,000,000 yen [05:14] Manabu     Those who clear without reaching     the goal get an additional one million reward. SIGN    + 1,400,000 yen [05:19] Manabu     But remember what I said? [05:20] Manabu     In Bad-Mouth Sugoroku, the first person     to reach the goal will suffer a massive loss. SIGN    All of the debt gained during the game     will be added to whoever reaches the goal first. [05:29] Manabu     Whoever reaches the goal takes on all     of the debt everyone else got during the game. SIGN    All of the debt gained during the game     will be added to whoever reaches the goal first. SIGN    Debt [05:44] Manabu     For example, if someone     reached the goal now, [05:50] Manabu     four of you would get a     1.4 million yen reward. SIGN    + 1,400,000 yen [05:53] Manabu     Shiho-sama alone would     receive everyone else's debt, [05:55] Manabu     and after subtracting the 400,000 reward,     would be left carrying 5.5 million in debt. [06:04] Manabu     But for right now, it looks like you're more     worried about something besides debt. [06:11] Yuichi     Are you okay, Kokorogi? [06:13] Yutori     Y-Yuichi... [06:15] Yuichi     Yeah? [06:17] Yutori     I really, really needed the money. [06:24] Yutori     The bullying now doesn't compare     to what happened in junior high. [06:37] Yutori     Every day, they did horrible things to me, [06:40] Yutori     but I didn't want to cause     any trouble for my mom, [06:45] Yutori     so I just put up with it,     and kept going to school. [06:48] Yutori     My friends abandoned me.     My teacher wouldn't help at all, either. [06:53] Yutori     But... I did find one way     to stop the bullying. SIGN    There was only one way SIGN    to stop the bullying... [06:59] (Flashback) bg     You're so cute. [07:01] (Flashback) bg     We're friends, aren't we? [07:03] (Flashback) bg     We're great friends. [07:03] (Flashback) bg     I'm your friend, yeah? [07:05] (Flashback) bg     Yeah! [07:07] Yutori     I could give them money. [07:12] Yutori     The people who always     did horrible things to me [07:14] Yutori     would smile when I gave them money. [07:17] Yutori     They'd treat me nicely. [07:20] Yutori     Money's the only thing that protected me! [07:23] Yuichi     Kokorogi... You... [07:26] Yutori     I really needed money, [07:29] Yutori     but I didn't get enough allowance. [07:32] Yutori     I tried to think of a way to earn money... [07:37] Yutori     And then, I realized... [07:46] Yutori     At first, he just wanted to talk, [07:49] Yutori     but soon, he started taking me to dinner, [07:55] Yutori     and then karaoke... [07:58] Yutori     and then cosplay, but that's something     I'd always liked, anyway... [08:04] Yutori     Then, he wanted to take pictures     of me in an outfit he liked. [08:11] Yutori     But, I mean, taking pictures of     cosplay is totally normal, right? [08:17] Yutori     And then... Then, he said,     "I want to touch you." SIGN    I want to touch you [08:27] (Flashback) Yutori     Just touching? [08:30] (Flashback) Man     Yeah, just touching.     Have I ever lied to you? [08:36] (Flashback) Yutori     I guess... not. [08:38] (Flashback) Man     So it's okay, right? SIGN    dark past SIGN    private photo session SIGN    costume play lol SIGN    she did it on camera lol SIGN    that clears it up SIGN    I want to touch you too SIGN    Daddy's here lol [08:42] Yuichi     Kokorogi... [08:44] Yuichi     And then, you... [08:46] Yutori     No, I was okay. I got scared     partway through and ran away. [08:52] Manabu     Now, that's not believable      at all, Yutori-chan. SIGN    un-virgin SIGN    old content SIGN    obscene SIGN    give me back my purity! SIGN    how about for 5 big ones? SIGN    you were such an adult, Yutori-chan lol SIGN    what a bitch lol SIGN    that's dark SIGN    no way SIGN    ...was her testimony SIGN    no way SIGN    trash SIGN    un-virgin lol SIGN    disappointed! SIGN    you did it, right? SIGN    compensated dating sucks lol SIGN    un-virgin [08:58] Yutori     I-It's the truth! [09:00] Yutori     I did compensated dating,      but I never went that far with it! SIGN    I overestimated you, Yutori-chan SIGN    no point making excuses now SIGN    sigh, guess she was that kind of girl [09:05] Yutori     Yuichi! Believe me, Yuichi! [09:08] Yutori     I-I'm still a virgin! Yuichi! [09:13] Yutori     If you abandon me, too,      I'll be all alone. [09:22] Maria     A girl's virginity... [09:25] Maria     Do you think it's important, Senpai? [09:28] Tsukino     The only people who get upset about that     are stupid virgins themselves. [09:32] Tsukino     Well, I am half-joking... [09:35] Maria     Half? [09:36] Tsukino     In general, for both men and women, [09:39] Tsukino     the more "immaculate" someone is,     the more they fixate on others' filth. [09:43] Maria     An immaculate... human? [09:45] Tsukino     Put simply, humans who convince     themselves that they aren't dirty. SIGN    Shocking Accusation! SIGN    Prefectural Assembly Member     Caught On Compensated Date SIGN    Used an online dating site to... [09:51] Tsukino     They live pure and righteous lives, SIGN    Kato SIGN    18m ago SIGN    Is it fun to be alive?^^ SIGN    Yoppi SIGN    26m ago SIGN    Are you insane? [09:54] Tsukino     and see people who can't do     that as aberrations, [09:57] Tsukino     as filth, and as unforgivable. SIGN    give me my money!! SIGN    scam artist SIGN    you better GTFO!! [10:00] Tsukino     Humans who have never once     stepped out of line in their lives, [10:03] Tsukino     and who convince     themselves they never will, [10:07] Tsukino     can't forgive the smallest     mistake in others. [10:09] Tsukino     Ultimately, whether or not     he can forgive or believe her [10:14] Tsukino     will depend on how aware he is     of his own impurity. [10:20] Yuichi     Kokorogi, it isn't about     whether or not I believe you. [10:25] Yuichi     No matter what happened to you     in the past, I'll never leave you. [10:32] Yutori     Y-Yuichi? [10:35] Maria     Aw! [10:38] Yuichi     Because I... [10:42] Yuichi     And so... SIGN    hype!! SIGN    what? SIGN    don't show off SIGN    whoa! SIGN    what's with the good vibes between those two? SIGN    unforgivable! SIGN    huh? what? what the heck? SIGN    so popular SIGN    what? SIGN    I give up SIGN    totally unforgivable!! SIGN    did they kiss? [10:45] Yuichi     Sorry for saying something so weird. [10:48] Yuichi     But maybe now you'll believe me     when I say I won't leave you. SIGN    squeak [10:55] Maria     Huh? What, what?! [10:57] Maria     Was that a love confession?     I couldn't hear it! [11:00] Tsukino     Given the context, it appeared so, [11:04] Tsukino     but it may have been     something entirely different. [11:08] Tsukino     Either way, one thing is totally clear now. [11:11] Tsukino     He wasn't fazed at all.     He forgave Kokorogi Yutori. [11:16] Tsukino     In other words, Katagiri Yuichi     is aware that he is impure. [11:21] Tsukino     There must be something in his past... [11:26] Yuichi     Can you keep going, Kokorogi? [11:29] Yutori     Yeah. [11:32] Yutori     As long as you stay with me, Yuichi. [11:34] Yuichi     Okay, I will. [11:38] Yutori     But right now, I want to stay     far away from Shiho-chan. [11:43] Shiho     Wh-Why?! I told you, it wasn't me! [11:48] Yutori     Maybe so. I want to believe that's true... [11:52] Yutori     But right now... I just can't. [11:57] Tenji     Sawaragi-san. It can't be helped. [11:59] Shiho     But, still... [12:07] Tenji     Did you really know about all that? [12:11] Shiho     Well, yeah. [12:13] Shiho     Not everything, but I did know about it. [12:16] Shiho     Shortly after we got into high school, [12:20] Shiho     I saw Yutori surrounded by some     students from another school. [12:26] Shiho     Obviously, I defended her. [12:28] Shiho     But right when I tried     to take Yutori and run... [12:31] Shiho     one of them said... [12:33] (Flashback) Hoodlum A     She ain't worth protecting. [12:35] (Flashback) Hoodlum A     A chick like that'll do anything for cash. [12:41] Shiho     I was worried, so I asked, [12:43] Shiho     and she told me she did     compensated dating in junior high. [12:47] Shiho     I didn't want to dig any deeper,     and promised I wouldn't tell anyone. [12:52] Shiho     I asked if she wanted to be friends. [12:56] Shiho     I never break my promises to my friends! [13:00] Tenji     I know. Even when you were little,      you were the same way. [13:05] Shiho     Mikasa-kun... [13:06] Tenji     You've always been     straightforward and honest, [13:09] Tenji     and you always put your friends first. [13:12] Tenji     I believe you. [13:14] Shiho     Thank you for believing me, Tenji-san! [13:17] Tenji     No problem! [13:19] Tenji     We're childhood buddies.     I know you better than anyone! [13:22] Shiho     Yeah. [13:29] Maria     Wow! [13:31] Maria     Everything's getting messy     in so many ways! [13:34] Tsukino     It is. [13:36] Tsukino     And it turns out we do have one. [13:39] Maria     "One" what? [13:40] Tsukino     A human who's deliberately trying to destroy     the friendships in this group, of course. [13:45] Tsukino     Maybe that one didn't start the Tomodachi Game     to bury the others in debt. [13:51] Tsukino     The true goal might be to destroy     the friendships between the five of them. SIGN    No [13:55] Maria     In that case, do you think      Shibe's the most suspicious? [13:59] Maria     He was obviously jealous of the relationship     between Yuichi-kun and Shiho-chan, [14:03] Maria     and now he's off sulking all by himself. [14:06] Tsukino     He certainly does appear to be wealthy, [14:09] Tsukino     so he would probably prioritize love     and friendship over money. [14:12] Maria     Right? [14:14] Maria     And the next most suspicious      one is Tenji-kun. [14:18] Maria     It looks like he didn't know about     Yutori-chan's compensated dating, [14:22] Maria     but I bet he did know that     Shiho-chan likes Yuichi-kun, [14:24] Maria     and that she'd had plastic surgery before. [14:27] Tsukino     If you think about it from that perspective, [14:29] Tsukino     isn't there someone who's     even more suspicious? [14:32] Maria     Huh? Even more... suspicious? [14:36] Maria     Oh! [14:37] Maria     It's Shiho-chan! [14:40] Maria     She knew about the compensated dating,     her own time dating Tenji-kun, [14:43] Maria     and of course, her own      feelings for Yuichi-kun. [14:46] Tsukino     Yeah. It's possible to bad-mouth     yourself on a bad-mouth card. [14:52] Maria     In that case, Shiho-chan is      the most suspicious after all. [14:56] Tsukino     Conversely, if you think about      what happened in the first game, [14:59] Tsukino     we can't let Katagiri Yuichi     off the hook yet. [15:03] Maria     Either way, it seems like     Yutori-chan is the most unlikely, [15:06] Maria     especially after all that crying. [15:12] Processed Voice     Break... [15:15] Processed Voice     Break... [15:18] Processed Voice     Break... [15:20] Processed Voice     Break... [15:25] Processed Voice     Break! [15:28] Processed Voice     Break! [15:30] Processed Voice     You'll break into pieces! [15:33] Processed Voice     That's why I stole the two million yen. SIGN    Independent Study! [15:43] (Flashback) Shiho     Hey, guys. You all turned in     your class trip fee, right? [15:46] (Flashback) Student     Oh, really? [15:48] (Flashback) Student     That's so crazy! [15:49] (Flashback) Shiho     Hey, everyone! [15:51] (Flashback) Shiho     It's independent study time, not free time! [15:54] (Flashback) Shiho     Can't you be a little quieter? [15:56] (Flashback) Student     Who cares? [15:58] (Flashback) Yuichi     You're the loudest one here, Sawaragi. [16:01] (Flashback) Shiho     Huh? Quit nitpicking, [16:04] (Flashback) Shiho     or I'll beat you up! [16:05] (Flashback) Yuichi     You already did. [16:08] (Flashback) Shiho     I need to hurry over to the teachers' room. SIGN    Class Trip Funds Collection Envelope     Class 2-A, Sawaragi Shiho [16:14] (Flashback) Girl 1     Hey, Shiho. [16:15] (Flashback) Shiho     Huh? [16:16] (Flashback) Girl 1     Matsuda-sensei's calling for you. [16:18] (Flashback) Girl 1     You need to go to the third floor     multimedia room now. [16:20] (Flashback) Shiho     Huh? That's totally     in the opposite direction. [16:23] (Flashback) Shiho     Right now? [16:24] (Flashback) Girl 1     It sounds like it. SIGN    Class Trip Funds Collection Envelope     Class 2-A, Sawaragi Shiho SIGN    Class Trip Fund SIGN    Sawaragi [16:36] (Flashback) Shiho     Oh, well. [16:38] (Flashback) Shiho     I won't be gone long. SIGN    Sawaragi SIGN    Sawaragi SIGN    Itami [16:53] (Flashback) Shibe     Hey, man, would you let me     copy your math homework? [16:56] (Flashback) Boy     Huh? Ask Katagiri. You're friends, right? [17:00] (Flashback) Shibe     Yuichi? No way. [17:03] (Flashback) Shibe     He's been working his butt off. Look at him. [17:07] (Flashback) Shibe     You wouldn't wanna wake him up, would you? [17:09] (Flashback) Boy     Fine, then. Here. SIGN    Math [17:12] (Flashback) Shibe     Oh! Thank you! [17:14] (Flashback) Shibe     Hey, guys! I need to concentrate! [17:17] (Flashback) Shibe     Don't talk to me! [17:18] (Flashback) Boy     No one was gonna, trust me. [17:29] (Flashback) Yutori     Ow, ow, ow... [17:31] (Flashback) Processed Voice     Sorry, Kokorogi-san. [17:33] (Flashback) Yutori     No, it was my fault. [17:36] (Flashback) Yutori     Oh! [17:39] (Flashback) Girl 2     Kokorogi-san, are you okay? [17:42] (Flashback) Kokorogi     Y-Yeah, I'm fine! Don't worry about me! [17:47] (Flashback) Kokorogi     Um, did... you see? [17:54] (Flashback) Kokorogi     You did, didn't you? [17:57] (Flashback) Kokorogi     I've been drawing manga. [18:01] (Flashback) Kokorogi     I don't have ambitions to     become a pro, or anything. [18:05] (Flashback) Kokorogi     I just have a really active imagination, [18:09] (Flashback) Kokorogi     and I wanted to try drawing     it out, since I love manga. [18:12] (Flashback) Kokorogi     I was keeping it a secret, but now you know. [18:16] (Flashback) Kokorogi     Oh, sorry! I talk too much. [18:19] (Flashback) Kokorogi     Were you doing something? SIGN    Sawaragi [18:22] (Flashback) Processed Voice     It's okay. I'm already done. [18:26] (Flashback) Kokorogi     Oh, you're bleeding near your eye! [18:30] (Flashback) Kokorogi     I-I'm sorry! My fountain pen went flying     and must have cut you. [18:35] (Flashback) Kokorogi     You'd better get it treated     or it might leave a scar. [18:38] (Flashback) Processed Voice     It's okay. I don't think anyone will notice. [18:51] Processed Voice     Oh, man. What a nasty     face you're making, Shibe! [18:56] Processed Voice     When you found out the girl you like had     plastic surgery, did you lose interest? SIGN    Q: Who is the most "unforgivable"? SIGN    Shibe Makoto SIGN    Sawaragi Shiho SIGN    Katagiri Yuichi SIGN    Kokorogi Yutori SIGN    Mikasa Tenji SIGN    no kidding... SIGN    is she that desperate to be popular? SIGN    say it isn't so, Shiho-sama lol SIGN    plastic surgery, of course SIGN    she would, wouldn't she? SIGN    she left them in the dust SIGN    that's just sad SIGN    Shiho-samaaa [19:01] Processed Voice     Well, she did get plastic surgery,     but it wasn't cosmetic. [19:04] Processed Voice     She had to do it to cover the     facial scar she got in junior high. [19:12] Processed Voice     I'm the only one who knows the truth. SIGN    Actually, Sawaragi Shiho SIGN    has had plastic surgery. SIGN    Bad-Mouth SIGN    Actually, Sawaragi Shiho     has had plastic surgery. [19:17] Processed Voice     And the person who wrote that, of course, [19:21] Processed Voice     is me. [19:23] Processed Voice     It's not just that, either. [19:25] Processed Voice     I know it all. Everything. [19:29] (Flashback) Shiho's friend     Did you see the TV drama? [19:30] (Flashback) Shiho     Oh, I haven't seen it,      so don't spoil anything. [19:35] (Flashback) Shiho     See you later. [19:35] (Flashback) Shiho's friend     Bye! [19:44] Processed Voice     Because I was always watching. SIGN    Sawaragi SIGN    Itami [19:49] Processed Voice     I know where you kept     your spare locker key... [19:55] (Flashback) Shiho     An anti-theft alarm? [19:57] (Flashback) Shiho     Thanks! I'll keep it on my bag. [20:00] Processed Voice     Because I was always listening. [20:04] (Flashback) Yutori     That's why... That's why I... [20:08] (Flashback) Yutori     I had to start compensated dating... [20:10] (Flashback) Shiho     Don't worry. I promise to keep it a secret. [20:14] Processed Voice     Even private conversations... [20:18] (Flashback) Shiho     Oh, is that a cut? [20:20] (Flashback) Shiho     You'd better treat it or it'll leave a scar. [20:23] (Flashback) Shiho     Take those off and show me. [20:26] (Flashback) Shiho     Yeah, that's definitely a cut. [20:30] (Flashback) Yutori     My fountain pen went flying     and must have cut you. [20:32] (Flashback) Yutori     You'd better get it treated. [20:35] Processed Voice     It's okay. I don't think anyone will notice. [20:40] (Flashback) Tenji     Yeah, maybe. [20:47] Tenji     Break... Break... Break... [20:52] Tenji     Shiho-chan's relationships     will all break into pieces! [20:57] Tenji     And when you're left alone, all by yourself, [21:01] Tenji     I'll say sweet things to you. [21:04] Tenji     And then, Shiho-chan, how will you react? [21:10] Tenji     What will you say to me then? [21:13] Tenji     Just imagining it makes me... makes me so... SIGN    NEXT: Seriously? That's So Cringe!