E4 - Death Row Inmate’s Girlfriend Negishi Chie

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[00:11] Chie/I
    My name is Negishi Chie.
SIGN    Negishi Chie
[00:14] Chie/I
    I'm an ordinary, run-of-the-mill
    Japanese backpacker.
[00:19] Chie/I
    Please...
[00:20] Chie/I
    Walk past me.
[00:55] Sign
    The Human Crazy University
SIGN    Episode 4
SIGN    Death
    Awaits
    Wherever
    She
     Goes
[02:04] Sign (Vertical)
    Hedonistic
    Stalker's
    Murder
     Impulse
SIGN    Death Row Inmate's Girlfriend
    Negishi Chie
[02:06] Professor
    That's your lucky charm, was it?
[02:10] Satake
    Oh, this coin?
SIGN    It's cheap
[02:12] Satake
    It was actually just a cheap thing I bought
    at a souvenir store overseas.
[02:16] Professor
    According to your story,
    it sounds more like a cursed item.
[02:20] Satake
    Excuse me?!
[02:22] Satake
    Thanks to this coin, I got to...
[02:25] Satake
    Ouch!
[02:25] Professor
    Satake-san?
[02:26] Professor
    Are you all right?
[02:28] Satake
    That's right.
[02:30] Satake
    Thanks to this coin, I got to meet her.
[02:33] Satake
    And...
[02:34] Professor/I
    You presumed that your fiancée
    and her friend were having an affair.
[02:41] Professor/I
    So supposedly, you stabbed
    them both and set them on fire.
[02:49] Satake
    Yah! Hah! Hup! There!
[02:53] Server 1
    A foreigner?!
[02:54] Satake
    Hm? Yeah, sure.
[02:57] Satake
    I am from Japan.
[02:59] Satake
    Is anything the—
[03:02] Satake
    What was that?
[03:04] Satake
    Oh, shoot, wait!
[03:06] Chie
    Hm?
[03:08] Satake
    Excuse me!
[03:09] Chie
    Is this yours?
[03:11] Satake
    Yes.
[03:14] Satake
    Um, yes, it is...
[03:17] Chie
    Are you by any chance from Japan?
[03:23] Chie
    You're here for work?
[03:24] Satake
    Y-Yeah.
[03:26] Satake
    I work at a trading company.
[03:28] Satake
    So I travel overseas often.
    Like, all the time.
[03:32] Satake
    Are you here on a trip?
[03:34] Chie
    Yes.
[03:35] Chie
    Traveling around the world
    has been my dream since childhood.
[03:40] Chie
    So now, I'm living that dream.
[03:43] Satake
    What's that?
[03:44] Chie
    My social media account.
[03:46] Chie
    I post things as I travel.
[03:48] Satake
    Wow, nice photos!
[03:51] Chie
    Samgyupsal, Korean grilled
    pork belly, was so yummy.
[03:54] Chie
    And the Great Wall of China
    was such a sight.
[03:58] Chie
    Oh, and everyone I met
    in Vietnam was so nice to me.
[04:03] Satake
    Sounds like your trip is a blast.
[04:06] Satake
    What's wrong?
[04:07] Chie
    O-Oh, it's nothing.
[04:09] (Flashback) Chie
    I wish it was only good things...
[04:13] Satake
    I see.
[04:17] Satake
    Here.
[04:18] Satake
    You can keep it if you want.
[04:20] Chie
    What? For me?
[04:22] Satake
    I was told that it's a lucky coin.
SIGN    Lucky coins
[04:25] Satake
    To wish for your safety in your travel...
[04:28] Satake
    Was it too pretentious of me?
[04:31] Chie
    Are you sure? Thank you.
[04:34] Chie
    I'll treasure it.
[04:38] Satake
    S-Sure...
[04:40] Satake
    O-Oh, I haven't introduced myself.
[04:44] Satake
    I'm Satake Hirofumi.
[04:46] Satake
    I have lots of hobbies, but I've always
     liked collecting oil lighters...
[04:51] Satake
    Wait, what am I saying?!
[04:54] Satake
    If you like, would you like
    to go get something to eat—
[04:56] Satake
    Hm? Everything okay?
[04:58] Chie
    I-I'm sorry!
[04:59] Chie
    Please excuse me!
[05:01] Satake
    Huh?
[05:01] Satake
    At least tell me your name...
[05:07] Chie
    You must be joking, right?
[05:09] Chie
    Why...
[05:12] Chie
    Wow, Sagrada Familia was that impressive?
SIGN    A Couple of Weeks Ago
SIGN    A Couple of Weeks Ago
[05:15] Traveler
    Oh, it was amazing!
[05:17] Traveler
    Can't wait to see it finished.
[05:19] Chie
    That's cool.
[05:20] Chie
    I'll have to check it out.
[05:22] Chie
    Hm?
SIGN    Likes
[05:24] Chie
    Nice!
[05:25] Chie
    I got likes already.
[05:29] Jack
    Hi!
[05:30] Jack
    Are you Japanese?
[05:31] Chie
    Yes.
[05:33] Jack
    Ohayo gozaimasu!
[05:36] Chie
    It's night time, so now you'd say, "Konbanwa."
[05:39] Jack
    Oh, Japanese is difficult.
[05:42] Chie/I
    I met Jack Spacey at a bed
    and breakfast in Cambodia.
SIGN    Jack Spacey
[05:50] Jack
    Japan is fantastic.
[05:52] Jack
    Japanese food, culture, and most of all,
[05:55] Jack
    the spirituality of the Japanese
    people are all wonderful.
[05:59] Jack
    The spirit of "mottainai"
    should be shared universally.
[06:05] Chie/I
    Jack was a Japanophile, and as
    a Japanese person, that kind of felt good.
[06:11] Jack
    I'm going to travel around Europe.
[06:15] Jack
    Why don't you join me?
[06:17] Jack
    Traveling with someone can be fun too.
[06:19] Chie
    I'm sorry, but I already have a travel plan.
[06:22] Jack
    That's too bad.
[06:25] Chie
    I'm sure we'll see each other again
    on our travels sometime.
[06:29] Chie/I
    Right after that, I left Cambodia.
SIGN    Thailand
[06:35] Chie
    Let's see, where should I go next?
[06:40] Jack
    Chie!
[06:42] Chie
    Jack!
[06:43] Chie
    What are you doing here?
[06:45] Jack
    That's what I was going to ask!
[06:48] Jack
    This must be destiny!
[06:56] Chie
    But Jack, I thought you
    were going to Europe.
[06:59] Jack
    Forget about that.
[07:00] Jack
    Did you go to the Ayutthaya historical park?
[07:02] Jack
    Wat Lokayasutharam is
    a huge reclining Buddha,
SIGN    Wat Lokayasutharam
[07:06] Jack
    which is about 28 meters long...
[07:10] Child
    Gotcha!
[07:12] Chie
    Oh no, Jack!
[07:15] Child
    Let me go! What are you—
[07:18] Jack
    Humph!
[07:18] Child
    Stop! It hurts!
[07:21] Chie
    Jack! That's enough!
[07:24] Jack
    What are you on about, Chie?
[07:26] Jack
    You can't let anyone underestimate
    you abroad, even a child.
[07:30] Jack
    I'm just kidding.
[07:31] Jack
    I only meant to teach him a lesson.
[07:34] Chie/I
    I started to fear the abnormal behavior
    he'd exhibit every now and then.
[07:41] Jack
    Ugh, I'm going to throw up.
[07:44] Chie
    You had too much to drink.
[07:47] Chie
    Here's your room.
[07:49] Chie
    Make sure you get in bed—
[07:53] Chie
    J-Jack?!
[07:55] Jack
    There! Take that!
[07:55] Chie
    Stop! Stop it, Jack!
[07:57] Jack
    Shut up!
[07:58] Jack
    Think you can treat
    me like shit?!
[08:00] Jack
    Cry! Cry for help, you bitch!
[08:03] Chie
    Why are you doing this, Jack?!
[08:04] Jack
    I love hearing women scream.
[08:15] Chie
    Take this!
[08:17] Jack
    Hot!
[08:20] Jack
    Damn it!
[08:21] Chie/I
    Catching him off guard,
    I ran out of his room,
[08:24] Chie/I
    left the country that day,
    and fled to Turkey.
[08:28] Jack/I
    Chie, please forgive me.
[08:31] Jack/I
    I was drunk.
[08:32] Jack/I
    I'd never do such a thing again.
[08:36] Chie/I
    Very well.
[08:38] Chie/I
    I'll forget about that night.
[08:40] Chie/I
    But please do not contact me ever again.
[08:43] Chie/I
    Goodbye.
[08:47] Chie/I
    That was the end of him.
[08:51] Chie/I
    Or so I thought.
[08:59] Jack
    Hey, Chie.
[09:01] Chie
    Huh?
[09:03] Jack
    What a coincidence.
[09:04] Jack
    No, this really must be destiny.
[09:08] Chie
    W-Why are you here?
[09:10] Jack
    Don't make me say it again!
[09:12] Jack
    It's destiny!
[09:14] Jack
    You enjoyed authentic
    kebab yesterday, right?
[09:17] Jack
    Let me buy you my favorite
    Turkish ice cream today.
[09:22] Jack
    Let's go, Chie, come on...
[09:24] Chie
    No!
[09:26] Chie
    He's a stalker!
[09:27] Chie
    Help me, please!
[09:29] Turkish Man 1
    What's going on? A stalker?
[09:31] Turkish Man 2
    Where is he?
[09:35] Jack
    Get out of my way!
[09:38] Chie
    How did he know that I was in Turkey?
[09:41] Chie
    I stopped contacting him after—
[09:43] Jack
    You enjoyed authentic
    kebab yesterday, right?
[09:47] Chie
    No way!
SIGN    I enjoyed authentic kebab today!
[09:49] Chie/I
    I was sloppy.
[09:52] Chie/I
    Jack was using my own
    social media posts to locate me.
SIGN    Boarding my plane now
SIGN    Posting
[09:58] Chie/I
    I hope this fools him.
[10:02] Chie/I
    And this is going to be my last post.
[10:06] Chie/I
    It was one of my joys during my trip...
[10:10] Professor/I
    With the adoption of smart phones,
[10:12] Professor/I
    the number of social networking service
    users is on the rise.
[10:18] Professor/I
    However, because of its
    simplicity and convenience,
[10:23] Professor/I
    personal information is now more exposed,
[10:25] Professor/I
    and there are those who abuse it.
[10:28] Professor/I
    From faint traces left
    on the posted photos or casual posts,
[10:32] Professor/I
    someone can identify where you live
    or your movement patterns.
SIGN    I had lunch with my friends at the
    new pasta place in my neighborhood!
[10:37] Professor/I
    There have even been cases of people's homes
    being exposed through the reflections in their eyes.
SIGN    Address Minato Ward, Tokyo~~
[10:45] Professor/I
    These acts are called digital stalking.
SIGN    Digital Stalking
SIGN    Digital Stalking
SIGN    Digital Stalking
SIGN    Digital Stalking
SIGN    Digital Stalking
SIGN    Digital Stalking
[10:49] Professor/I
    There are three things to watch out for:
SIGN    3 Things to Watch Out For
[10:52] Professor/I
    First, choose who receives
    information you disclose.
SIGN    1. Choose who receives information you disclose
[10:52] Chie
    Let's see...
SIGN    2. Do not carelessly post about the weather or the places you frequent,
    which can be used to deduce location and behavior patterns
[10:56] Professor/I
    Second, do not carelessly post about
    the weather or the places you frequent,
[10:57] Chibi Chie
    This café is next to my house!
[11:00] Professor/I
    which can be used to deduce
    location and behavior patterns.
SIGN    3. Make sure there's nothing that could lead to your personal information
[11:04] Professor/I
    Three, when posting photos and video clips,
[11:05] Sign
    Check!
[11:08] Professor/I
    make sure there's nothing that could lead
    to your personal information in them.
[11:15] Professor/I
    To enjoy social media safely,
[11:18] Professor/I
    you must remember these three things.
[11:23] Sign
    The Human Crazy University
[11:23] Chie
    Human Crazy University.
[11:26] Sign
    The Human Crazy University
[11:26] Jack
    Human Crazy University.
[11:34] Chie/I
    How did he know that I was here?
[11:44] Chie
    He couldn't have followed me this far.
[11:50] Chie
    I ran away in a hurry, so I didn't
    get to say goodbye to that man.
[11:59] Chie
    What?
[12:10] Jack
    I knew we were destined to be together.
[12:21] Server 1
    Welcome.
[12:22] Server 1
    How many people?
[12:24] Satake
    Just me.
[12:26] Server 1
    You're the foreigner from earlier?!
[12:28] Satake
    What?
[12:28] Satake
    Um, are you...
[12:33] Server 2
    I apologize.
[12:34] Server 2
    Let me show you to your table.
[12:36] Satake
    What's wrong with him?
[12:37] Server 2
    Please don't mind him.
[12:39] Server 2
    There's a strange rumor going
     around in his hometown,
[12:43] Server 2
    and because of that,
    he's scared of foreigners.
[12:47] Satake
    What the heck?
[12:48] Satake
    Well, whatever...
[12:52] Satake
    Hm?
[12:53] Satake
    That's the lady from this afternoon.
[12:57] Satake
    She has a boyfriend, huh?
[13:01] Satake
    Too bad.
[13:04] (Flashback) Chie
    I wish it was only good things...
[13:18] Chie
    A... g-gun?!
[13:20] Jack
    Chie, simply tormenting you is no fun.
[13:24] Jack
    So let us play a game.
[13:27] Chie
    A game?
[13:29] Jack
    I will give you one minute.
[13:31] Jack
    You go and hide in the building.
[13:35] Jack
    If you manage to hide
    from me for an hour, you win.
[13:40] Jack
    I'll let you go.
[13:42] Chie
    I don't understand.
[13:43] Chie
    What are you—
[13:45] Jack
    The game starts now.
[13:48] Jack
    Let me hear your wonderful scream.
[13:51] Jack
    One, two, three, four...
[14:00] Jack
    Sixty.
[14:05] Jack
    Chie-chan! Let's play!
[14:13] Chie/I
    Why did it come to this?!
[14:17] Chie/I
    Please... walk past me.
[14:32] Chie
    You are...
[14:33] Satake
    Eek! Phew, I'm glad.
[14:37] Chie
    W-Why are you here?
[14:39] Satake
    I saw you earlier...
[14:43] (Flashback) Satake
    Hm? Isn't this...
[14:53] Satake
    I got worried, so I came to check it out.
[14:55] Satake
    What are you doing here?
[15:01] Satake
    Wait, what?!
[15:02] Satake
    What's going on?!
[15:05] Jack
    Chie?
[15:07] Jack
    Are you there?
[15:07] Satake
    Huh? Chie?
[15:11] Chie
    Run! You'll get killed!
[15:13] Satake
    Ouch!
[15:15] Jack
    I found you!
[15:18] Satake
    Let's go!
[15:19] Chie
    Go where?!
[15:20] Chie
    T-This is the third floor!
[15:23] Satake
    I-I don't want to die!
[15:30] Satake
    Ow, ow, ow...
[15:33] Satake
    Are you all right?
[15:34] Chie
    I g-guess so...
[15:36] Chie
    I can't believe you jumped off.
[15:39] Jack
    Chie! Where are you?
[15:43] Satake
    Let's run!
[15:44] Chie
    Y-Yeah!
[15:51] Cook
    Hey now!
[15:52] Chie
    I'm sorry!
[15:55] Server 1
    I almost got assigned to a foreigner.
[15:59] Server 1
    I have to be careful...
[16:02] Server 1
    Ouch...
[16:03] Server 1
    W-What the heck?!
[16:05] Chie
    I'm sorry!
[16:07] Chie
    Are you okay?
[16:08] Server 1
    Jeez, don't run inside—
[16:12] Server 1
    Foreigners?!
[16:13] Satake
    Hey, you!
[16:14] Satake
    That's a bit too rude.
[16:16] Satake
    I mean, where are you touching?!
[16:25] Chie
    Jack!
[16:26] Jack
    Chie.
[16:27] Jack
    Checkmate.
[16:29] Jack
    It was a fun game.
[16:32] Jack
    Hey, you.
[16:33] Jack
    If you don't want to
    get killed, go to the back—
[16:35] Server 1
    I don't care!
[16:37] Server 1
    My... My dick!
SIGN    ° Image is for illustration purposes only
[16:41] Jack/Satake
    Your dick?
[16:42] Chie
    Yikes.
[16:44] Server 2
    I'm sorry.
[16:45] Server 2
    He believes in this crazy
    rumor going around in rural areas
[16:48] Server 2
    that claims shaking hands
    with foreigners makes you lose your dick.
[16:54] Satake
    Your dick?!
[16:55] Server 1
    It's not a rumor!
[16:57] Server 1
    If you insist, I'll show you!
[16:59] Chie
    No!
[17:00] Satake
    Y-You idiot!
[17:01] Satake
    Don't flash in a place like this!
[17:02] Server 1
    Look!
[17:03] Server 1
    My dick is gone!
[17:06] Satake
    What?!
[17:07] Satake
    You're kidding!
[17:09] Jack
    His p-penis is buried...
[17:12] Server 2
    Inside his body?!
SIGN    ° Image is for illustration purposes only
[17:14] Server 2
    Seriously?!
[17:15] Customer 1
    What on earth...
[17:16] Customer 2
    Is it a disease?
[17:18] Customer 3
    S-Spooky...
[17:20] Jack
    Unbelievable.
[17:23] Customer 4
    It's...
[17:24] Customer 5
    It's...
[17:25] Customers 4;5;6
    It's gone!
[17:27] Customer 6
    My little buddy!
[17:31] Satake
    Wait, m-mine too?!
[17:33] Jack
    My big magnum!
[17:40] Chie
    What's going on?
[17:42] Satake
    O-O-O-Oh man, what should I do?!
[17:45] Satake
    My, my Excalibur!
[17:48] Jack
    My magnum is lost!
[17:56] Satake
    W-What should I do?
[17:57] Satake
    Hey, what do I do?
[17:59] Satake
    What do you think?
[18:00] Satake
    Please help!
[18:02] Chie
    Cut it out already!
[18:04] Chie
    Stop showing that to me!
[18:08] Chie
    It's right there!
[18:10] Chie
    What are you, stupid?!
[18:13] Satake
    Huh? Oh.
SIGN    ° Image is not relevant
[18:15] Satake
    Yeah, you're right.
[18:16] Satake
    It's here.
[18:17] Satake
    I'm so relieved.
[18:19] Chie
    Jeez. For a second, I thought you were cool.
[18:22] Satake
    Yay! Yay!
[18:23] Chie
    Please put that away!
[18:24] Satake
    R-Right...
[18:26] Satake
    But what's going on?
[18:29] Chie
    Anyhow, now's the time to run!
[18:31] Jack
    My penis!
[18:31] Chie
    Let's go!
[18:32] Satake
    Hold up!
[18:33] Jack
    My penis!
[18:33] Satake
    My balls are still stuck up inside.
[18:39] Jack
    My Grand Canyon!
[18:44] Satake
    You're laughing too hard.
[18:46] Professor
    Excuse me.
[18:48] Professor
    But it's so like you to encounter
[18:51] Professor
    genital retraction syndrome
    at an intense moment like that.
SIGN    Genital Retraction Syndrome
SIGN    Genital Retraction Syndrome
[18:55] Satake
    You know what that was?
[18:58] Professor
    It's a type of mass hysteria,
    also known as "penis panic."
SIGN    Penis Panic
SIGN    Penis Panic
[19:02] Satake
    Mass hysteria?
[19:04] Professor
    This disorder is unique
    in that the hallucination is contagious.
[19:10] Satake
    Hallucination...
[19:12] Satake
    That's right, mine looked
    like it was totally gone,
[19:16] Satake
    and so was that server's...
[19:18] Professor
    Cases of penis panic have been
    reported all around the world.
[19:22] Professor
    In 1976, in Isan,
    the northeast region of Thailand,
SIGN    Isan
[19:28] Professor
    350 men believed that their genitals were gone,
    and many of them were hospitalized.
SIGN    Sudan
SIGN    Sudan
[19:38] Professor
    Also, in Sudan in 2003,
[19:42] Professor
    a rumor that you'd lose your
    genitals if you shook hands
SIGN    Genitals
SIGN    Genitals
[19:46] Professor
    with a foreigner was spread via email.
[19:48] Professor
    And a person who did firmly
    shake hands with a foreigner
SIGN    Image
[19:54] Professor
    felt the sensation that he lost his penis and
    was brought to a hospital for a panic attack.
[20:02] Satake
    A foreigner...
[20:03] Satake
    That server was saying
    something like that too.
[20:07] Professor
    The cause of the disorder
    is still unidentified.
[20:11] Professor
    Most likely, it's a phenomenon caused
    by a complex combination
SIGN    Cultural Background
SIGN    Cultural Background
SIGN    Mental State
SIGN    Mental State
[20:15] Professor
    of cultural background,
    mental state, and various other elements.
SIGN    Various
SIGN    Various
SIGN    Elements
[20:19] Professor
    Something that catches you
     with your pants down!
SIGN    Pants Down
SIGN    Pants Down
[20:22] Satake
    Oh, shut up.
[20:25] Chie
    Satake-san, are you going back to Japan?
[20:27] Satake
    Yes, my assignment here is done.
[20:31] Satake
    I'm sure I'll be on another
    overseas business trip soon.
[20:37] Chie
    Well, travel safely.
[20:38] Satake
    Negishi-san, you'll continue to travel
    after everything that's happened?
[20:43] Chie
    Yes. I'm still a bit scared.
[20:46] Chie
    But this has been a dream
    since my childhood.
[20:50] Chie
    I can't let something like this stop me!
[20:52] Satake
    You're strong.
[20:54] Chie
    I also have this now.
[20:57] Chie
    I'll be all right.
[20:59] Satake
    That's true.
[21:01] Chie
    Satake-san. Thank you for everything.
[21:05] Satake
    N-No problem.
[21:06] Chie
    I can continue my trip like this
    because you saved my life.
[21:12] Chie
    Goodbye.
[21:15] Satake
    Take care.
[21:22] Satake
    H-Hey!
[21:24] Chie
    Yes?
[21:25] Satake
    When your travel is over
    and you come back to Japan,
[21:28] Satake
    would you like to go to dinner with me?
[21:34] Chie
    Yes! I'd love to!
[23:07] Satake
    How could I forget something so important?
[23:12] Satake
    Chie...
[23:15] Satake
    But why can't I remember?
[23:19] Satake
    Why did I kill Chie?
[23:23] Prison Guard
    Satake Hirofumi, step out.
[23:27] Satake
    Out? Where am I going?
[23:29] Prison Guard
    You're being transferred.
SIGN    Closed Room at 10,000 Meters in the Air
     Dive of Death!
SIGN    Flying Casket
[23:32] Jack
    Oh, my sweetie... You're so beautiful!
SIGN    Episode 5
SIGN    Next Episode
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