E11 - The Reunion of Tragedy

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[00:05] Professor/I
    My name is Tan—
SIGN    Tan
[00:07] Professor/I
    Oops! Right now, just call me "Professor."
SIGN    Professor
[00:10] Professor/I
    I'm an ordinary, run-of-the-mill,
    human craziness researcher.
[00:18] Professor
    Hello? Oh.
[00:21] Professor/I
    Thank you for your call, Ijuin-san.
[00:25] Ijuin
    Not that I doubt your words, but I'd like to
    do some more investigating before I go to see him.
[00:32] Ijuin
    Take care.
[00:40] Professor/I
    All right, then.
[00:42] Professor/I
    I'm coming, Satake-san.
[01:08] Sign
    The Human Crazy University
SIGN    Episode 11
SIGN    The Day a Death Row Inmate Was Born
SIGN    The Reunion of Tragedy
[02:22] Kito
    That should do it.
[02:23] Chie
    Thank you very much.
[02:25] Satake
    Thank you.
[02:26] Satake
    You've been so helpful.
[02:27] Kito
    No problem.
[02:29] Kito
    Exotic food and hidden land hunting are
     dangerous, so this is a piece of cake.
[02:34] Kito
    But I must say, you two are rather reckless.
[02:39] Kito
    I can't believe you jumped
    from one building to another.
[02:44] Chie
    We've done something similar before.
[02:47] Chie
    Right, Hirofumi?
[02:50] Chie
    Hirofumi?
[02:52] Kito
    Satake-san, is it your memory?
[02:57] Satake
    Kito-san, Chie.
[03:00] Satake
    I remember everything now.
[03:03] Satake
    Why I received a death sentence.
[03:06] Satake
    Why people think I killed Chie.
[03:09] Satake
    He set everything up to frame me.
[03:15] Satake
    So I...
[03:19] (Flashback) Satake
    I'm off!
[03:22] (Flashback) Chie
    Hirofumi!
[03:23] (Flashback) Chie
    You forgot your lunch.
[03:26] (Flashback) Satake
    Chie, thanks.
[03:28] (Flashback) Satake
    You have a high school
    reunion tonight, right?
[03:31] (Flashback) Chie
    Yes.
[03:32] (Flashback) Chie
    I'll try not to stay out too late.
[03:34] (Flashback) Satake
    Don't worry about that and have fun.
[03:37] (Flashback) Satake
    But no cheating on me, please!
[03:40] (Flashback) Chie
    What do you take me for?
[03:42] (Flashback) Chie
    Silly you.
[03:43] (Flashback) Chie
    Good luck with your work.
[03:45] (Flashback) Satake
    Thanks.
[03:46] (Flashback) Satake
    Bye!
SIGN    Takachinari
    High
    School
    Reunion
[03:54] (Flashback) Nanae
    Seriously?!
[03:55] (Flashback) Nanae
    This is your fiancé?
[03:58] (Flashback) Nanae
    He's kind of dull looking.
[04:00] (Flashback) Nanae
    Like he's always low on the totem pole.
[04:04] (Flashback) Chie
    Well, I can't say you're wrong,
    but he's a really nice guy.
[04:09] (Flashback) Nanae
    Chie, you should try and find a better guy.
[04:13] (Flashback) Nanae
    Like... Kambayashi-kun.
SIGN    Kambayashi Osamu
[04:18] Nanae
    I hear the company he started
    is going public on the stock market.
[04:21] (Flashback) Chie
    Wow, that's amazing.
[04:24] (Flashback) Nanae
    Why don't you give him a try?
[04:25] (Flashback) Nanae
    Hey, Kambayashi-kun!
[04:27] (Flashback) Nanae
    Chie wants to talk to you!
[04:29] (Flashback) Chie
    O-Oh, come on, Nanae!
[04:32] (Flashback) Chie
    I didn't...
[04:33] (Flashback) Kambayashi
    Negishi? Are you Negishi Chie?
[04:36] (Flashback) Kambayashi
    It's been a while.
[04:38] (Flashback) Chie
    Y-Yes, indeed.
[04:39] (Flashback) Chie
    It's been awhile.
[04:42] Godai
    This is supposedly the last
    footage of Negishi Chie and
[04:46] Godai
    Kambayashi Osamu, who were
    the victims of the Satake incident.
[04:50] Ijuin
    Don't the police have it already?
[04:54] Godai
    A part of it seems to
    have been erased by someone.
[04:58] Godai
    This is, most certainly, their last moments.
[05:03] Ijuin
    And restoring this was a piece of cake for you?
[05:07] Ijuin
    Impressive, as always.
[05:10] Chie
    Thanks.
[05:12] (Flashback) Chie
    I drank too much because
    I got excited about the reunion.
[05:16] (Flashback) Kambayashi
    Me too.
[05:18] (Flashback) Kambayashi
    I saw that my first love was
    as beautiful as I remembered.
[05:22] (Flashback) Chie
    Eh?
[05:24] (Flashback) Kambayashi
    Negishi, the truth is, I...
[05:28] (Flashback) Nanae
    Chie, go get him!
[05:32] (Flashback) Nanae
    Huh?
[05:39] (Flashback) Chie
    I'm flattered, but I'm also sorry.
[05:42] (Flashback) Chie
    My heart belongs to someone else.
[05:46] (Flashback) Kambayashi
    I see. That's too bad.
[05:49] (Flashback) Kambayashi
    What is he like?
[05:50] (Flashback) Chie
    He's—
[05:51] (Flashback) Jack
    That's me!
[05:57] (Flashback) Chie
    K-Kambayashi-kun!
[06:02] (Flashback) Chie
    Y-You...
[06:04] (Flashback) Jack
    I missed you... honey.
[06:09] (Flashback) Satake
    I'm home.
[06:12] (Flashback) Satake
    You got home early.
[06:14] (Flashback) Satake
    How was the reunion?
[06:16] (Flashback) Satake
    Hm? She's not back yet?
[06:20] (Flashback) Satake
    Ouch...
[06:25] (Flashback) Satake
    Wh-What?!
[06:30] (Flashback) Satake
    Chie!
[06:31] (Flashback) Satake
    Hey, wake up!
[06:33] (Flashback) Satake
    Th-This isn't—
[06:35] (Flashback) Jack
    Welcome back, Satake-kun.
[06:37] (Flashback) Satake
    Wh-Who are you?!
[06:39] (Flashback) Jack
    You don't remember me?
[06:41] (Flashback) Jack
    That's not cool.
[06:43] (Flashback) Jack
    We lost our magnums together, remember?
[06:49] (Flashback) Satake
    You're Chie's stalker!
[06:51] (Flashback) Jack
    That's not very nice.
[06:53] (Flashback) Jack
    My feelings for Chie are nothing but pure.
[06:57] (Flashback) Satake
    Wh-What do you want?!
[06:59] (Flashback) Jack
    What do I want?
[07:06] (Flashback) Jack
    Revenge, of course!
[07:09] (Flashback) Satake
    You came to k-kill me?
[07:13] (Flashback) Jack
    And you think simply
    killing you would satisfy me?
[07:16] (Flashback) Jack
    I'll give you a taste
    of the worst possible despair.
[07:21] (Flashback) Satake
    Chie!
[07:22] (Flashback) Satake
    What did you do to her?
[07:27] (Flashback) Jack
    Don't worry, she's safe... for now.
[07:31] (Flashback) Jack
    But what will happen to her is up to you.
[07:35] (Flashback) Satake
    What do you mean?
[07:38] Ijuin
    This guy...
[07:40] Godai
    Jack Spacey.
SIGN    Jack Spacey
SIGN    Son of the boss of an international
     crime syndicate
SIGN    • Psychopathic Killer
SIGN    • Sadist
SIGN    • Stalker
[07:42] Godai
    He's the son of the boss
    of an international crime syndicate.
[07:45] Godai
    An extreme sadist,
[07:47] Godai
    he's a bona fide scumbag who has
    done all sorts of abominable, evil deeds.
[07:54] (Flashback) Satake
    What are you doing?
[07:56] (Flashback) Jack
    Here's the plot.
[07:58] (Flashback) Jack
    Satake Hirofumi is a heinous murderer
    who suspected his lover's infidelity,
[08:02] (Flashback) Jack
    stabbed an innocent man and woman to death,
    then lit their bodies on fire.
[08:08] (Flashback) Jack
    This woman is a body double for Chie,
    and this guy is the adulterous lover.
[08:13] (Flashback) Jack
    All of that should earn you the
    death penalty even in Japan, right?
[08:17] (Flashback) Jack
    Now that you're a murderer,
    you'll be cursed,
[08:21] (Flashback) Jack
    despised, and hated by everyone.
[08:24] (Flashback) Jack
    You'll die like the pathetic piece of shit you are!
[08:28] (Flashback) Jack
    Isn't this the best revenge ever?
[08:33] (Flashback) Satake
    There's no way I'd do anything like that!
[08:36] (Flashback) Jack
    Oh, aren't you intimidating.
[08:38] (Flashback) Jack
    But you should think
    hard before you speak.
[08:42] (Flashback) Satake
    Stop it!
[08:43] (Flashback) Satake
    Stay away from Chie!
[08:46] (Flashback) Jack
    I love that reaction, Satake.
[08:49] (Flashback) Jack
    I know. I'll let you choose.
[08:53] (Flashback) Jack
    I'm a generous guy.
[08:57] (Flashback) Jack
    What do you want to do?
[08:58] (Flashback) Jack
    Take this knife, and your life
    as the murderer Satake Hirofumi starts.
[09:04] (Flashback) Jack
    Or your life will be over, I guess.
[09:11] (Flashback) Jack
    Of course you won't take it.
[09:13] (Flashback) Jack
    Anyone would choose their own life
    over anyone else's.
[09:23] (Flashback) Jack
    But you don't have a lot of time.
[09:27] (Flashback) Jack
    I need you to decide now.
[09:31] (Flashback) Jack
    Satake-kun?
[09:38] (Flashback) Onlooker 1
    Fire!
[09:40] (Flashback) Onlooker 2
    Call the fire department!
[09:43] (Flashback) Onlooker 3
    Hey, that guy is holding a knife!
[09:47] (Flashback) Onlooker 2
    C-Call the police!
[09:48] (Flashback) Onlooker 1
    Run!
[10:01] Godai
    Are you going, sir?
[10:03] Ijuin
    I found someone who should be punished.
[10:06] Ijuin
    Rukawa-kun...
[10:07] Ijuin
    Let Kambayashi-san know
    that I'm taking her case.
[10:10] Rukawa
    Yes, understood.
[10:13] Ijuin
    And tell her that I will show that
    abomination what true hell looks like.
[10:23] Rukawa
    Y-Yes...
[10:25] Ijuin/I
    Laying hands on the
    innocent for his pleasure,
[10:30] Ijuin/I
    not to mention framing
    someone else for it...
[10:33] Ijuin/I
    It is outrageous.
[10:36] Ijuin/I
    As I see it, he has no right to live.
[10:40] Ijuin/I
    I, the Torture Sommelier, shall crush his
    rotten body with the hammer of judgment!
[10:50] Kito
    There's... no way.
[10:52] Chie
    Hirofumi, I'm sorry.
[10:55] Chie
    I was helpless.
[10:59] Chie
    You had to go through so much.
[11:01] Satake
    You don't need to apologize.
[11:04] Satake
    I'm alive... and so are you.
[11:08] Satake
    And that means we can
    do something about this.
[11:10] Chie
    Eh?
[11:12] Satake
    You being alive proves that I'm innocent.
[11:17] Satake
    With our testimonies,
    we can expose Jack's evil deeds.
[11:22] Satake
    Will you help me, Chie?
[11:26] Chie
    Of course!
[11:27] Kito
    I'll help too.
[11:30] Satake
    Kito-san, I appreciate the sentiment,
    but this is dangerous.
[11:34] Kito
    Satake-san...
[11:35] Kito
    What I revere is life itself.
[11:39] Kito
    Because we have life, we can appreciate
    hidden lands and exotic foods.
SIGN    Hidden Lands
SIGN    Exotic Food
[11:44] Kito
    I can't forgive those
    who trample on those lives!
[11:49] Satake
    Thank you.
[11:50] Kito
    It's settled, then.
[11:51] Kito
    First, let's go through the process
    for you to return to Japan!
[11:57] Ijuin
    Human Crazy University.
[11:57] Sign
    The Human Crazy University
[12:00] Professor
    Human Crazy University.
[12:00] Sign
    The Human Crazy University
[12:17] Majeed
    You... You are...
[12:20] Jack
    Hey there.
[12:21] Jack
    How are your injuries?
[12:23] Majeed
    Y-You came to visit me?
[12:25] Majeed
    I'm not hurt too bad.
[12:27] Majeed
    I should recover soon—
[12:27] Jack
    That's good to hear!
[12:29] Jack
    Because if you die, I can't kill you.
[12:32] Majeed
    Huh?
[12:33] Jack
    You wanna tell me what this is all about?
[12:37] Majeed
    L-Listen!
[12:38] Majeed
    I'm sorry that I didn't report
    that he was still alive—
[12:52] Jack
    Satake-kun!
[12:58] Andre
    Hey, manager.
[12:59] Andre
    We'll take these.
[13:01] Andre
    Put them on Boss Kito's tab, will you?
[13:04] Store Owner
    I'm utterly speechless.
[13:06] Store Owner
    Why do you keep coming here?
[13:09] Miguel
    Why? We're practically regulars!
[13:13] Andre
    Room service is awesome,
    but it's too fancy for us.
[13:17] Miguel
    The food here suits our palates better.
[13:21] Store Owner
    Hello, police?
[13:23] Andre
    Don't call the police, man!
[13:25] Miguel
    Speaking of the police,
[13:27] Miguel
    we first met our bro, Satake,
    because we robbed this place.
[13:31] Andre
    I wonder what he's doing right now.
[13:35] Miguel
    I bet he's having a brush with death again.
[13:37] Andre
    No doubt.
[13:40] Professor
    Excuse me.
[13:42] Professor
    This "Satake" you mentioned...
    Did you mean Satake Hirofumi?
[13:48] Andre
    Who the hell are you?
[13:55] Kito
    Did you sleep well?
[13:57] Satake
    Yes, I haven't slept this well in a while.
[14:02] Chie
    Same here.
[14:03] Kito
    That's good.
[14:04] Kito
    Now, let's have breakfast
    before the last battle.
[14:07] Kito
    It's all-you-can-eat!
[14:10] Kito
    Thank you for the buffet!
[14:12] Satake
    He's full of energy.
[14:14] Satake
    He's been so good to me.
[14:17] Chie
    Me too.
[14:18] Chie
    I'd like to pay him back sometime.
[14:18] Kito
    I'll take this! And that! And this!
[14:22] Satake
    I heard you met Kito-san in Arizona.
[14:25] Satake
    You must have gone through a lot after that.
[14:28] Satake
    I'm sorry.
[14:29] Chie
    Please.
[14:31] Chie
    You had it way worse.
[14:33] Chie
    And I managed to escape from Jack.
[14:38] Satake
    You did?
[14:39] Satake
    You're amazing.
[14:40] Chie
    Not at all.
[14:41] Chie
    It was sheer luck.
[14:42] Chie
    Maybe someone's weird luck rubbed off on me.
[14:46] Chie
    But by the time I ran away from Jack,
[14:49] Chie
    your death sentence had
    already been carried out.
[14:56] Satake
    While I was in the detention center,
    I was thinking about you.
[15:01] Satake
    There was no way he was
    going to keep that promise.
[15:05] Satake
    So I had to tell someone
    that you were alive.
[15:10] Satake
    But...
SIGN    D
    E
    T
    E
    N
    T
    I
    O
    N
    
    C
    E
    N
    T
    E
    R
[15:12] (Flashback) Satake
    Sh-Shimoda-san!
[15:14] (Flashback) Satake
    There's something I must tell you.
[15:15] (Flashback) Shimoda
    What is it, Satake?
[15:17] (Flashback) Satake
    Actually, I—
[15:22] Satake/I
    That guy!
[15:30] (Flashback) Satake
    I really liked the novel you
    recommended the other day.
[15:34] (Flashback) Shimoda
    Right?!
[15:35] (Flashback) Shimoda
    Tell me what you thought
    next time I see you.
[15:41] (Flashback) Henchman 1
    Don't say anything stupid.
[15:42] (Flashback) Henchman 1
    Understand?
[15:50] Satake
    Jack is more powerful than we imagined.
[15:57] Chie
    It'll be all right.
[15:59] Chie
    We have each other now.
[16:02] Satake
    Chie...
[16:03] Kito
    If you don't eat quick, you two, it'll be gone!
[16:14] Chie
    You can't fight on an empty stomach.
[16:17] Chie
    Wait here while I go get some for us.
[16:19] Chie
    Um... Thank you for the breakfast?
[16:23] Chie
    Kidding!
[16:27] Satake
    You're a dream come true for me.
[16:32] Chie
    Wow, look at all these desserts!
[16:36] Chie
    But should I be eating these for breakfast?
[16:40] Chie
    Cream puffs!
[16:42] Chie
    I love these.
[16:46] Jack
    They look tasty.
[16:49] Jack
    Can you get me some too?
[16:54] Jack
    Hi, Chie.
[16:56] Jack
    It's been a while.
[17:03] Jack
    Now, now, Chie, you shouldn't waste food.
[17:08] Jack
    You love cream puffs, don't you?
[17:14] Chie
    Hirofumi...
[17:20] Satake
    Chie! Chie! Where are you?
[17:23] Kito
    Satake-san!
[17:24] Satake
    Kito-san! Did you find her?
[17:27] Kito
    No.
[17:27] Kito
    I asked the hotel employees too.
[17:30] Kito
    But she wouldn't go outside
    without telling us.
[17:35] Kito
    Where did she go?
[17:37] Satake
    Chie...
SIGN    Negishi Chie
     Video Call
     Incoming
[17:40] Kito
    It's Negishi-san!
[17:42] Kito
    A video call?
[17:46] Satake
    What's this?
[17:49] Satake
    Chie!
[17:50] Jack
    Hey, Undead Man.
[17:52] Satake
    This voice...
[17:54] Jack
    I missed you.
[17:56] Satake
    Jack?!
[17:57] Satake
    You're kidding me.
[17:58] Jack
    Oh, I'm not kidding.
[18:01] Jack
    But that's my line.
[18:04] Jack
    You're kidding me.
[18:06] Jack
    Why won't you die?
[18:09] Jack
    You survived a death sentence,
[18:10] Jack
    falling out of an airplane,
    a mafia execution...
[18:15] Jack
    I admire your tenacity.
[18:17] Satake
    What is your problem?!
[18:19] Satake
    If you want to kill me,
    why don't you do it yourself?
[18:22] Satake/I
    Chie has nothing to do with this!
[18:24] Jack
    You silly.
[18:26] Jack
    That wouldn't be fun at all.
[18:29] Jack
    I told you.
[18:30] Jack
    I admire you.
[18:33] Jack
    First, I tried to get my revenge by
    using an evil detective to kill you.
[18:39] Satake
    That guy...
[18:40] Jack
    But somehow you survived.
[18:44] Jack
    And when I heard that stupid
    Majeed failed to kill you,
[18:48] Jack
    I felt not just anger
    but also joy!
[18:52] Jack
    You didn't die!
[18:54] Jack
    That's Satake Hirofumi for you!
[18:57] Jack
    My Satake Hirofumi!
[18:59] Jack**
    At some point, my interest had
    shifted from Chie to you.
[19:04] Jack
    Maybe this is another
    form of love, you know?
[19:09] Jack
    I just love seeing the desperate
    struggle of people on the verge of death.
[19:15] Jack
    Hey, Undead Man.
[19:16] Jack
    Suffer more!
[19:18] Jack
    Entertain me more!
[19:20] Jack
    More, more, more, more!
[19:27] Kito
    This guy is absolutely crazy.
[19:29] Jack
    Let's play a game.
[19:31] Jack
    Find Chie, who's been hidden somewhere
    in this town, by sundown.
[19:36] Jack
    If you can find her, you win.
[19:39] Jack
    If you can't, then...
[19:41] Jack
    I don't need to tell you what happens.
[19:43] Satake
    Stop!
[19:45] Jack
    I wish you the best of luck.
SIGN    Call Ended
[19:47] Satake
    Dammit!
[19:48] Kito
    We don't have much time left.
[19:50] Kito
    Let's find Negishi-san quickly.
[19:52] Satake
    But how?!
[19:54] Kito
    Take a breath.
[19:55] Kito
    That video call was from somewhere high up.
[19:59] Kito
    A skyscraper...
SIGN    Skyscraper
[20:01] Kito
    In Caracas...
SIGN    Caracas
[20:03] Kito
    Ah, yes, the Tower of David!
[20:05] Satake
    What's that?
[20:08] Kito
    It's called the highest slum in the world.
[20:11] Professor/I
    The Tower of David:
[20:13] Professor/I
    the official name is Centro
    Financiero Confinanzas.
SIGN    Centro
     Financiero
     Confinanzas
SIGN    Venezuela
[20:18] Professor/I
    It's a skyscraper located in Caracas,
    the capital of Venezuela,
SIGN    Caracas
SIGN    Caracas
[20:22] Professor/I
    and it's 190 meters tall.
[20:25] Professor/I
    But because of the economic crisis in 1994
SIGN    AD
SIGN    Economic Crisis
[20:30] Professor/I
    and the following bank failure,
    its construction came to a halt.
SIGN    Bank Failure
SIGN    Bank Failure
SIGN    Halted
[20:34] Professor/I
    It was abandoned before it was completed,
    and squatters started to live there,
[20:39] Professor/I
    turning the building into a slum.
[20:41] Professor/I
    At one point, 700 families and a
    total of 2,500 people lived there.
[20:46] Professor/I
    To improve living conditions,
[20:49] Professor/I
    they made water
    available up to the 22nd floor,
SIGN    Water
[20:52] Professor/I
    and they operated
    facilities like barber shops,
SIGN    Barber Shops
SIGN    Cafeterias
SIGN    Fitness Clubs
[20:55] Professor/I
    cafeterias, and fitness
    clubs inside the building.
[21:04] Kito
    There it is.
[21:07] Satake
    So that's it.
[21:07] Kito
    Let's hurry.
[21:08] Kito
    Hang on tight!
[21:11] Satake
    Huh?!
[21:13] Kito
    That truck crashed into us on purpose!
[21:25] Satake
    What's happening?
[21:31] Kito
    Satake-san!
[21:33] Kito
    Let's run to the alley over there!
[21:35] Satake
    Okay!
[21:37] Satake
    What was up with that truck?
[21:40] Satake
    We could have been killed.
[21:42] Kito
    S-Satake-san, take a look at that poster.
[21:48] Satake
    What on earth...
[21:50] Resident 1
    He went over there!
[21:52] Resident 2
    Kill that guy, and I'll be rich!
[21:56] Satake
    So this is what Jack meant by "a game."
SIGN    Former Death Row Inmate
    Satake Hirofumi
SIGN    An Ordinary,
     Run-of-the-Mill Guy
SIGN    Episode 12
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