E7 - The Exposed Foolish Angel and Demon

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[00:00] Lily
    Now, go!
[00:01] Akutsu
    Yeah!
[00:04] Akutsu
    Stay calm!
[00:14] Akutsu
    You may be fast,
[00:17] Akutsu
    but that doesn't matter if you
    don't know where I'm coming from!
[00:19] Akutsu
    You're wide open!
[00:22] Akutsu
    You're mine!
[00:25] Akutsu
    N-No way...
[00:28] Akutsu
    It can't be...
[00:32] Akutsu
    I didn't think you'd actually fall for that.
[00:34] Akutsu
    Not good enough!
[00:40] Akutsu
    Once I've got you, you're mine!
[00:43] Akutsu
    Amane!
[00:44] Lily
    Sheesh.
[00:45] Lily
    It would have been easier to just disable it.
[00:48] Lily
    You lousy demon!
[00:55] Lily
    I knew it. Snakes.
[00:56] Lily
    It's my avatar, and I'm taking it back!
[01:17] Akutsu
    Is it over?
[01:18] Lily
    Yeah.
[01:21] Akutsu
    That was way more exhausting than usual.
[01:25] Akutsu
    My whole body feels heavy.
[01:27] Lily
    I'm sorry.
[01:28] Lily
    I still had you bound.
[01:29] Akutsu
    Are you serious?
[01:31] Akutsu
    Is that why I didn't have my full strength?
[01:33] Lily
    Thanks for all your effort.
[01:35] Akutsu
    Where did that come from?
[01:37] Akutsu
    Oh, yeah...
[01:38] Akutsu
    You better not have put
    that thing back inside me.
[01:41] Lily
    I erased the snakes.
[01:43] Akutsu
    What about the avatar?
[01:45] Lily
    I returned it to myself, obviously.
[01:49] Akutsu
    Amane!
[01:53] Akutsu
    Amane?
[01:55] Akutsu
    Hey!
[02:03] Akutsu
    It's falling apart!
[02:05] Akutsu
    I need to get out!
[03:58] Akutsu
    What the hell am I thinking?!
[04:03] Akutsu
    That was a hell of a day.
[04:05] Akutsu
    I never thought this thing
    would have led to all this...
[04:08] Akutsu
    Wait, I never solved that problem!
[04:12] Akutsu
    Sorry.
[04:14] Akutsu
    I guess we can deal with it tomorrow.
[04:16] Akutsu
    Later.
[04:24] Akutsu
    Amane?
[04:28] Lily
    Don't leave.
[04:32] Akutsu
    Huh?!
SIGN    Huh?!
[04:34] Akutsu
    What the hell is she talking about?!
SIGN    No, no, no, no!
[04:36] Akutsu
    If she's telling me
    not to go home at this hour...
[04:38] Akutsu
    Is she telling me to stay over?
[04:44] Akutsu
    She's trembling.
[04:46] Akutsu
    I see...
[04:48] Akutsu
    She did seem off.
[04:51] Akutsu
    I'm not eager to help an angel, but...
[04:57] Akutsu
    I guess I have no choice.
[05:12] Akutsu
    That was a long day.
[05:17] Akutsu
    Even without the avatar,
    I can't escape as long as I have this thing.
[05:23] Akutsu
    I did ask her to at least change it
    to a less obvious color,
[05:26] Akutsu
    but that never got anywhere, either.
[05:29] Akutsu
    She said it was under
    someone's control, right?
[05:35] Akutsu
    Was there some kind of issue in Heaven?
[05:39] Akutsu
    Not that it's my problem either way, I guess.
[05:42] Akutsu
    But I wish she'd return the favor
    for me helping her out.
[05:50] Akutsu
    Wait, why did I end up helping her?
[05:53] Akutsu
    I could have just left her to it.
[05:56] Amane
    Goodbye!
SIGN    Goodbye!
[05:58] Akutsu
    Not that I'd want to watch her
    die right in front of me.
[06:02] Akutsu
    Wait a second, am I...
[06:04] Akutsu
    A really good guy?
SIGN    I don't know about that.
[06:09] Akutsu
    Who are you?!
[06:15] Akutsu
    I'm me.
[06:18] Akutsu
    Yeah, so who are you?
[06:21] Akutsu
    I'm...
[06:22] Akutsu
    You!
[06:24] Akutsu
    He's pretty bold for a guy
    who just messed up.
[06:26] Akutsu
    Huh? What's going on?
[06:28] Akutsu
    Am I dreaming?
[06:29] Akutsu
    Is this a doppelganger situation?
[06:31] Akutsu
    It doesn't matter.
[06:33] Akutsu
    It absolutely does!
[06:37] Akutsu
    It's true that you're a good guy.
[06:40] Akutsu
    But that isn't all, is it?
[06:42] Akutsu
    What do you want?
[06:45] Akutsu
    You're a demon.
[06:47] Akutsu
    She's an angel.
[06:49] Akutsu
    There must be a reason you saved an enemy.
[06:53] Akutsu
    A reason?
[06:54] Akutsu
    That's right.
[06:56] Akutsu
    You're in love!
[06:59] Akutsu
    Wh-What?!
[07:03] Akutsu
    What are you talking about?
[07:05] Akutsu
    That's obviously not true!
[07:08] Akutsu
    It's fine. You don't need to hide it.
[07:11] Akutsu
    I mean...
[07:13] Akutsu
    I know everything about you.
[07:18] Akutsu
    Don't be so negative.
[07:21] Akutsu
    I'm not.
[07:23] Akutsu
    I think you've got a good chance.
[07:27] Akutsu
    She just asked you not to leave.
[07:31] Akutsu
    Because she's scared, obviously.
[07:34] Akutsu
    You don't understand women, do you?
[07:38] Akutsu
    What kind of person does she
    want around at a time like this?
[07:43] Akutsu
    Well, I guess...
[07:46] Akutsu
    That's right.
[07:47] Akutsu
    She's got...
[07:49] Akutsu
    She's got...
[07:51] Akutsu
    Feelings for you!
[07:53] Akutsu
    Feelings for me?!
[07:56] Akutsu
    I see!
[07:58] Akutsu
    I understand perfectly now!
[08:01] Akutsu
    In other words, sleeping in that bed
    right now is a girl who likes me?
SIGN    Exactly!
[08:06] Akutsu
    You understand perfectly, don't you?!
[08:13] Akutsu
    The princess is awake.
[08:15] Akutsu
    Now, show me your adorable face!
[08:19] Akutsu
    Giddy, giddy!
[08:20] Akutsu
    Thump, thump!
SIGN    I don't know about that!
[08:51] Lily
    I'm home?
[08:55] Lily
    I guess I never changed out of my uniform.
[09:20] Lily
    I can't remember how I got home.
[09:24] Lily
    Akutsu!
[09:25] Lily
    What's wrong with you?!
[09:27] Lily
    Why are you here?!
[09:28] Akutsu
    Sensei...
[09:29] Akutsu
    Please, no...
[09:31] Lily
    He's talking in his sleep.
[09:33] Lily
    Why is he in my bedroom?
[09:36] (Flashback) Lily
    Don't leave.
[09:38] (Flashback) Lily
    Don't leave.
[09:41] Lily
    Don't leave.
[09:43] Lily
    Don't leave.
SIGN    Ngahhhh
SIGN    Urhghhhh
[09:48] Lily
    What have you done, you sleep-talking fool?!
[09:53] Lily
    I'm left with no choice.
[09:55] Lily
    I shall erase your memories
    with this Baalbek ruin-looking thing!
[10:13] Lily
    Yeah...
[10:14] Lily
    That's from when...
[10:16] Lily
    He got hurt protecting me.
[10:29] Lily
    Why did you save me?
[10:34] Lily
    We're enemies.
[10:35] Lily
    You could have chosen to abandon me.
[10:38] Lily
    Or do you, well...
[10:41] Lily
    Have...
[10:43] Lily
    In any case, er...
[10:46] Lily
    Th-Thanks.
[10:51] Lily
    I said it!
[10:52] Lily
    Don't you dare ask for any more gratitude!
[10:55] Lily
    Or for rewards!
[10:57] Lily
    Shoot! I did say I'd give him
    a hug as a reward!
[11:02] (Flashback) Lily
    For every ten jobs well done,
    I shall give you a hug.
[11:07] Lily
    I was just kidding, but if he remembers that...
[11:12] Lily
    What he did was worth about
    ten thousand jobs well done.
[11:16] Akutsu
    Sensei, you're so heavy...
[11:19] Lily
    It's cowardly, but I suppose I should
    make it an established fact.
[11:24] Lily
    B-By the way, you did a good job.
[11:28] Lily
    I shall reward...
[11:29] Akutsu
    H-Hug...
[11:36] Lily
    Wh-Wh-What are you...
[11:38] Lily
    Are you out of your mind?!
[11:39] Lily
    There's no way we could!
[11:41] Lily
    Don't be so absurd!
[11:45] Lily
    I was the one who said it first!
[11:48] Lily
    What do I do?
[11:49] Lily
    My pride won't let me back down on what I said.
[11:52] Lily
    Still!
[11:55] Lily
    What the hell? A hug?!
[11:56] Lily
    That's so embarrassing!
[11:59] Akutsu
    Stop it, Sensei... Please, don't...
[11:59] Lily
    Should I pretend that never happened?
[12:09] Lily
    J-Just this once.
[12:12] Lily
    I'm not doing it again.
[12:17] Lily
    J-Just this once.
[12:19] Lily
    I'm not doing it again.
[12:31] Lily
    Hang on.
[12:32] Lily
    Akutsu's asleep.
[12:35] Lily
    I can't hug him now.
[12:37] Lily
    I can't wake him up either, though.
[12:40] Lily
    Wh-What...
SIGN    How
    am
    I
    supposed
    to
    be
    hugged?
[12:44] Lily
    Still, I don't want him getting on
    my case after he wakes up, either.
[12:49] Lily
    I'm damned if I do, damned if I don't!
[12:53] Sensei
    All right, next.
SIGN    Techniques for Seducing Women (Basics)
[12:55] Sensei
    In order to understand women,
    you think like a woman.
[12:58] Sensei
    Naturally, then, you will understand.
[13:00] Sensei
    Okay, I'll demonstrate.
[13:04] Sensei
    H-Hurry!
[13:09] Akutsu
    What's that about?
[13:10] Sensei
    Don't think! Feel!
[13:12] Sensei
    Try it!
[13:15] Akutsu
    Hurry!
[13:17] Sensei
    That's it!
[13:18] Sensei
    Do it again!
[13:20] Akutsu
    Hurry!
[13:21] Sensei
    Good! With more feminine charm!
[13:25] Akutsu
    H-H...
[13:29] Akutsu
    Hurry!
[13:31] Lily
    He's awake!
[13:33] Lily
    Wait, is he still asleep?
[13:35] Lily
    To think he would egg me on,
    even in his sleep...
[13:37] Akutsu
    Hurry!
[13:38] Lily
    Sh-Shush!
[13:40] Lily
    I was just about to do it!
[13:43] Lily
    But...
[13:45] Lily
    Where do I start?
[13:50] Lily
    Found it!
[13:51] Lily
    That's the spot!
[13:52] Lily
    It'll be a bit more hug-like if I fit there.
[14:26] Lily
    Don't you dare wake up, Akutsu!
[14:35] Lily
    Th-That should be enough...
[14:43] Lily
    E-E-E-Emergency!
SIGN    Like a feather.
SIGN    Good smell.
[14:57] Lily
    Is he trembling?
[15:01] Lily
    He did nearly lose his life.
[15:04] Lily
    I can't blame him.
[15:06] Lily
    Of course he'd have nightmares.
[15:13] Lily
    I never thought, though, that just being
    with someone could be so relaxing.
[15:23] Lily
    I totally forgot.
[15:25] Lily
    I need to change the color of this thing.
[15:29] Lily
    Jeez.
[15:36] Lily
    It ended up being a really special reward.
[15:53] Lily
    That ought to do it.
[15:59] Akutsu
    Sorry, I have no money
SIGN    Sorry, I have no money
[16:01] Lily
    What are you, a thief?!
[16:03] Lily
    I'm going to bill you later!
[16:05] Lily
    How did he bring me home, anyway?
SIGN    Nah, no way.
[16:12] Lily
    Nah, no way.
SIGN    Nah, no way.
[16:16] Lily
    Nope, nope, nope.
SIGN    Nope
SIGN    Nope
SIGN    Nope
SIGN    Nope
SIGN    Nope
SIGN    Nope
[16:19] Lily
    Which can only mean...
SIGN    Ahhh!
[16:29] Lily
    He was totally carrying me!
[16:45] Akutsu
    What's going on?!
[16:46] Akutsu
    It must be Amane's doing!
[16:55] Akutsu
    Guess I'll leave.
[17:16] Akutsu
    Oh, right.
[17:18] Akutsu
    The lock here...
[17:41] Akutsu
    Hey.
[17:42] Akutsu
    Did I wake you?
[17:44] Lily
    No, it was about time for
    me to wake up anyway.
[17:47] Akutsu
    Yeah?
[17:48] Akutsu
    So, how are you feeling?
[17:50] Lily
    I don't need a demon's concern.
[17:53] Akutsu
    You sound like you're doing fine.
[17:56] Lily
    Why are you still here?
[18:02] Lily
    What's this?
[18:04] Akutsu
    I was hungry.
[18:06] Akutsu
    So I helped myself to your fridge.
[18:10] Lily
    No, I mean, why did you make some for me?
[18:13] Akutsu
    To thank you.
[18:14] Lily
    For?
[18:15] Akutsu
    For this.
[18:20] Lily
    I'm just doing my duty as your owner.
[18:21] Akutsu
    Sure, sure.
[18:23] Akutsu
    Also, I can't lock the door here.
[18:25] Akutsu
    So I figured...
[18:26] Lily
    It'll lock if you close it.
[18:28] Akutsu
    Oh, I see.
[18:30] Akutsu
    It's an auto lock.
[18:38] Akutsu
    Never mind that. Let's eat.
[18:40] Akutsu
    It's not going to be as good
    as your pasta, though.
[18:44] Lily
    Y-You don't know that.
[18:48] Lily
    N-Never mind.
[18:55] Lily
    Thank you.
[18:57] Akutsu
    Whoops.
[19:00] Akutsu
    Time to eat.
[19:11] Lily
    Just this one time.
[19:17] Akutsu
    What's up?
[19:20] Akutsu
    I was just showing off a little.
[19:25] Akutsu
    You have so many green peppers at your place.
[19:27] Lily
    They happened to be on sale.
[19:30] Akutsu
    Why buy them if you hate them,
    even if they were on sale?
[19:32] Lily
    I never said I hate them.
[19:34] Akutsu
    Did you not?
[19:35] Lily
    Just shut up and eat.
[19:37] Akutsu
    Mm-hm.
[19:58] Lily
    He's weirdly radiant.
[20:04] Akutsu
    Later.
[20:06] Lily
    Hey!
[20:07] Lily
    School's this way.
[20:09] Akutsu
    I'm skipping first period.
[20:12] Akutsu
    I'm going home to shower.
[20:14] Lily
    Do you really think that's acceptable?
[20:17] Akutsu
    You don't have to say it like that.
[20:19] Akutsu
    I helped you yesterday, you know.
[20:23] Lily
    Well, well, good thing you saved me yesterday.
[20:26] Akutsu
    What's that supposed to mean?
[20:27] Lily
    If that thing had taken me out,
    your collar would have exploded.
[20:33] Akutsu
    Y-You're kidding!
[20:40] Akutsu
    How is that a thing?!
[20:43] Lily
    I lied.
[20:44] Akutsu
    Cut it out with the silly lies!
[20:46] Lily
    Did I scare you?
[20:48] Akutsu
    Huh?
[20:50] Akutsu
    Not really.
[20:51] Lily
    I changed the color.
[20:52] Lily
    Be grateful.
[20:54] Lily
    I did it while you were asleep.
[20:57] Lily
    I promised, after all.
[20:59] Akutsu
    Really?
[21:00] Akutsu
    Yay!
[21:02] Akutsu
    Thanks, Amane!
[21:05] Akutsu
    Here we go, to the super sento baths!
[21:06] Akutsu
    Here we go, to the pools!
[21:08] Lily
    Stop it, you're embarrassing me!
[21:12] Yuka
    Well, well!
[21:17] Hirota
    A-A-Akkun and Lily-chan
    are doing morning-after stuff!
[21:23] Hirota
    Morning after! Morning after!
[21:25] Hirota
    Morning after! Morning after!
SIGN    Akutsu's Truth
[22:59] Sensei
    Hold me tighter!
[23:02] Akutsu
    Please, no more!
[23:07] Lily
    He did nearly lose his life.
[23:11] Lily
    I can't blame him.
[23:15] Lily
    Of course he'd have nightmares.
[23:24] Cat
    So that's what really happened.
[23:27] Wolf
    Saved by a misunderstanding.
[23:29] Cat
    So there was an opportunity
    hidden in the worst of situations.
[23:34] Wolf
    It's funny how the world works, huh?