E3 - The Still Foolish Angel and Demon
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[01:30] Lily
He's late.
[01:32] Lily
Akutsu has some nerve, making me wait.
[01:39] Lily
You're late!
[01:40] Lily
You were supposed to be here five
minutes before the scheduled time!
[01:43] Guy 1
Sorry.
[01:44] Guy 2
We're bored over here.
[01:46] Guy 2
Wanna go hang?
[01:48] Lily
I-I'm waiting for someone.
[01:51] Guy 1; 2
So cute!
[01:52] Guy 1
Wanna go have some tea
until your friend gets here?
[01:55] Guy 2
We know this area really well.
[01:57] Lily
Shoot, I encouraged them.
[02:00] Akutsu
Cut it out, guys.
[02:03] Akutsu
You've made her uncomfortable.
[02:06] Akutsu
Ask her out so forcefully, and she'll break.
[02:10] Akutsu
A girl is like a microscope slide.
[02:15] Guy 2
It's a cool bro!
[02:17] Guy 1
I have no idea what
he's talking about, though!
[02:21] Akutsu
Sorry to keep you waiting.
[02:23] Akutsu
It's in a hero's nature to arrive late.
[02:26] Lily
Enough of that!
[02:28] Guy 1; 2
She's kinda scary!
[02:31] Akutsu
That hurt.
[02:33] Akutsu
Come on, I helped you out.
[02:35] Lily
Shut it.
[02:37] Akutsu
That green elephant was crying.
[02:39] Akutsu
Poor thing.
[02:41] Akutsu
You squashed it, like, this small.
[02:44] Lily
Want me to do the same thing to you?
[02:47] Akutsu
Huh?
[02:50] Lily
Wh-What?
[02:53] Akutsu
You came quite prepared.
[02:55] Akutsu
Your outfit and stuff.
[02:57] Lily
I-I don't go out with people very often.
[03:00] Lily
I didn't know how far to take it.
SIGN Staaare
[03:06] Lily
S-Stop staring like that.
[03:12] Lily
You pervert.
[03:15] Akutsu
No, I was just surprised!
[03:17] Akutsu
You're just so fluffy, I thought
you might be like last time...
SIGN It's too heavy! I can't carry it!
[03:21] Lily
It's too heavy! I can't carry it!
[03:25] Akutsu
You were pretty fluffy
that time, too, but now...
[03:29] Lily
I won't hear any more of it.
[03:32] Lily
If you bring that up again...
[03:36] Lily
On your way to school, during class,
during break time, and...
[03:42] Akutsu
And?
[03:44] Lily
at the monthly school assembly, you'll feel
the wrath of the collar on your neck!
SIGN Hahahaha
SIGN Hahahaha
[03:49] Lily
We might get to see an erotic love scene
between you and our homeroom teacher
SIGN Hahahaha
SIGN Hahahaha
[03:53] Lily
first thing in the morning!
SIGN Hahahaha
[03:56] Akutsu
Sensei...
[03:57] Sensei
No!
[03:58] Sensei
People are watching!
[04:00] Akutsu
I-I'm sorry.
[04:02] Lily
Now, then, shall we get going?
[04:05] Lily
It's time to hunt demons.
[04:07] Akutsu
Right.
[04:09] Lily
Let's see how many I can hunt down!
[04:13] Akutsu
In other words, she's going to
exorcise my compatriots.
[04:18] Akutsu
Cooperating with her
is a serious act of treason.
[04:21] Akutsu
I'll be in deep trouble if I'm caught.
[04:24] Akutsu
But right now, I have no ability to refuse.
[04:27] Akutsu
All I can do is hope we don't meet anyone.
[04:30] Akutsu
So, where are we going?
[04:34] Lily
Here.
[04:35] Akutsu
Stray dogs?
[04:36] Lily
There are a lot of reports lately of people
being attacked by stray dogs around here.
[04:41] Lily
And the victims are all women.
[04:44] Lily
Don't you think there's a good
chance a demon is to blame?
[04:48] Akutsu
I'm not so sure.
[04:49] Akutsu
Even if it's a demon, how do we find it?
[04:52] Lily
The city published a case map on the website.
SIGN Panda Coffee
SIGN Juumart
SIGN Post Office
SIGN Kids' Park
SIGN Tawson
SIGN Kitsune
Acupuncture
[04:56] Akutsu
I see.
[04:57] Lily
So, how far away can you detect a demon?
SIGN Yatsubishi Bank
Mutsunomiya Branch
SIGN Souma
Building
[05:02] Akutsu
Depends on who they are, I guess.
[05:04] Akutsu
If they're powerful, I should notice
them even if they're far away.
[05:08] Akutsu
As long as they aren't hiding it
or suppressing their power.
[05:11] Lily
In other words, if it's a weak demon,
we'll need to be close first.
[05:16] Lily
Well, then, I guess you're not that useful.
[05:18] Akutsu
Don't say it like that!
[05:23] Lily
What is it?
[05:25] Lily
Is it over there?
[05:28] Akutsu
No. It's not that.
[05:31] Lily
Just so you know, you aren't going
to be able to keep any secrets from me.
[05:35] Akutsu
I know that.
[05:42] Lily
It's not so easy finding demons, huh?
[05:45] Akutsu
By the way...
[05:47] Akutsu
Haven't you had enough to eat?
[05:49] Lily
Nonsense.
[05:51] Lily
The search takes a lot of energy.
SIGN Chomp chomp
[05:54] Lily
I have no choice.
[05:56] Akutsu
Energy, huh?
[05:58] Akutsu
And one day, you'll be Chubby Lily.
[06:02] Lily
What's this? I can't see my lower body.
SIGN Smack
[06:06] Lily
I heard that!
[06:07] Lily
How dare you talk to your savior that way!
[06:08] Akutsu
You heard nothing! Nothing!
[06:13] Akutsu
Hang on a second!
[06:15] Akutsu
I felt something bad.
[06:17] Lily
You think you can distract me that easily?!
[06:21] Lily
What was that? A demon?
[06:24] Akutsu
It does feel dangerous.
[06:26] Lily
It's nearby, isn't it?
[06:28] Lily
Amidst all these people...
[06:35] Hirota
Akkun's on a date!
[06:38] Hirota
On a date with Lily-chan!
[06:39] Hirota
On a happy date!
[06:42] Hirota
Akkun's on a date! On a date with Lily-chan!
[06:46] Akutsu
What should we do?
[06:48] Akutsu
Hirota-kun's crying.
[06:50] Akutsu
Should we... invite him inside?
[06:54] Cafe staff
S-Sir!
[06:57] Hirota
Man, I had the wrong idea!
[07:01] Hirota
So you were just showing him
around town, huh, Lily-chan?
[07:05] Lily
Y-Yeah.
[07:06] Hirota
Don't be such a stranger, Akkun.
[07:08] Hirota
I would have given you a tour
if you'd just asked.
[07:11] Akutsu
Yeah... Sorry.
[07:13] Hirota
It's all good.
[07:15] Hirota
Man, I saw you two meeting up in town,
[07:19] Hirota
so I couldn't help but send jealous vibes.
[07:23] Akutsu
So that first glare was from him, too.
[07:25] Akutsu
It was just a jealous stare, huh?
[07:28] Akutsu
So, what were you doing, anyway?
[07:31] Akutsu
You could have said something.
[07:35] Hirota
I was just hanging out with someone.
[07:37] Akutsu
Huh.
[07:38] Akutsu
Where are they now?
[07:39] Hirota
I snuck away to say hi to you two, so...
[07:42] Hirota
Shoot, I'd better get going!
[07:46] Yuka
Kensaku!
[07:48] Yuka
Don't wander off like that!
[07:50] Yuka
I was looking for you.
[07:53] Hirota
Yuka.
[07:54] Hirota
Sorry.
[07:55] Yuka
You promised you'd
spend the day with me today.
[07:58] Yuka
Who are these two?
[08:00] Hirota
I-I'll introduce you.
[08:02] Hirota
We're all in the same class.
[08:05] Hirota
This one's Amane Lily-chan.
[08:08] Lily
Nice to meet you.
[08:09] Yuka
What's up with this shrimp?
[08:12] Yuka
Oh, is she the girl you're always talking about?
[08:16] Yuka
I thought she was in grade school.
[08:17] Hirota
Wh-What's that supposed to mean?!
[08:20] Hirota
That's so rude!
[08:21] Yuka
I just said what I meant.
[08:24] Lily
I'll wreck you!
SIGN Ngahhhh
[08:27] Lily
N-Nice to meet you.
[08:30] Hirota
And this is Akutsu Masatora.
[08:33] Hirota
I call him Akkun.
[08:34] Akutsu
Hello.
SIGN Thump-thump-thump
[08:36] Yuka
Uh-huh.
[08:37] Yuka
Sure, nice to meet you.
[08:39] Akutsu
Whew.
[08:39] Lily
So, Hirota-kun, what about her?
[08:42] Hirota
She's Tanahashi Yuka.
[08:44] Hirota
She's my childhood frie—
[08:45] Yuka
I'm his girlfriend.
[08:46] Hirota
What?!
[08:47] Hirota
What are you talking about?!
[08:48] Yuka
You got a problem with that?
[08:50] Hirota
Wait, hang on!
[08:51] Lily
That's not good, Hirota-kun.
[08:53] Lily
You have such an adorable girlfriend.
[08:56] Lily
You shouldn't have confessed to me four times.
[08:58] Lily
Or was it five?
[09:02] Hirota
Lily...
[09:04] Yuka
Ex...
[09:06] Yuka
Explain yourself!
[09:08] Hirota
I don't know what to say!
[09:10] Yuka
Come on, let's go!
[09:11] Yuka
Ow, ow, ow!
[09:13] Akutsu
Wow, that was nasty.
[09:16] Akutsu
You didn't need to pour fuel on the fire.
[09:19] Lily
She needed to be punished for insulting me.
[09:23] Lily
She got what she deserved.
SIGN Hey,
don't
do
that!
[09:25] Lily
And what's wrong with you?
[09:26] Lily
You've been awful silent.
[09:29] Akutsu
I don't feel anything anymore.
[09:31] Akutsu
Was it really just Hirota's jealousy
that I've been sensing, then?
[09:40] Lily
We're done.
[09:42] Lily
We're done for today.
[09:43] Lily
I'm tired.
[09:45] Lily
Notify me as soon as you detect something.
[09:47] Lily
Hide it from me, and you'll be sorry.
[09:50] Akutsu
Sure, whatever.
[09:57] Akutsu
Also, would you mind
paying for your own coffee?
[10:01] Cafe staff
You've already been paid for.
[10:04] Akutsu
She's being manly!
[10:07] Lily
You've finally shown yourself.
[10:11] Lily
How about I humiliate you, too?
[10:14] Lily
And then I'll exorcise you slowly, painfully.
[10:22] Student
Morning!
[10:29] Lily
Why is she here?
[10:30] Yuka
Sorry about yesterday.
[10:32] Yuka
I got worked up over such a small thing.
[10:36] Yuka
I seem to have made a little mistake.
[10:38] Yuka
Over something really tiny.
[10:40] Lily
It's totally fine.
[10:42] Lily
I'm sorry, too.
[10:43] Lily
I shouldn't have caused a misunderstanding.
[10:47] Yuka
Oh, it's fine. I was just kidding.
[10:50] Yuka
We're really just childhood friends.
[10:52] Yuka
Oh, yeah, my class is next door, actually.
[10:56] Yuka
Let's be friends.
[10:59] Lily
Yeah, I look forward to it.
[11:03] Yuka
Can I call you Lily-chan, too?
[11:06] Yuka
The way Kensaku does.
[11:08] Lily
Yeah.
[11:09] Lily
I'll call you Yuka-chan, too.
[11:12] Yuka
Sure.
[11:13] Yuka
Well, I'd better head back.
[11:15] Yuka
Bye.
[11:19] Lily
She kept saying "small" and "tiny" and stuff.
[11:22] Lily
It was deliberate.
[11:23] Lily
That was totally deliberate.
[11:24] Lily
I'll crush her.
[11:27] Lily
I'll crush her!
[11:33] Akutsu
She said the same thing that day, too.
[11:36] (Flashback) Lily
I lost my temper, and...
[11:37] (Flashback) Lily
I humiliated him plenty
before I exorcised him slowly.
[11:44] Hirota
Oh, there you are.
[11:46] Hirota
Akkun!
[11:47] Hirota
We were looking for you.
[11:48] Hirota
You weren't in class or the cafeteria.
[11:51] Akutsu
Oh, yeah, you know.
[11:53] Akutsu
What's up?
[11:55] Tanikawa
Are you not feeling well today, Akutsu-kun?
[11:58] Hirota
We're here to listen if you need it.
[12:00] Akutsu
Guys...
[12:01] Akutsu
Not that I can tell them what Amane really is.
[12:07] Akutsu
Looks like I'm not getting out of this one.
[12:10] Akutsu
And I don't want to tell Hirota that it's
Amane showing up in my dreams...
[12:15] Akutsu
I'm gonna have to talk my way out of this.
[12:18] Akutsu
Actually, this older woman I know
keeps showing up in my dreams lately,
[12:23] Akutsu
and I'm having a hard time sleeping.
[12:26] Tanikawa
Does he mean...
[12:28] Hirota
You're in love?
[12:31] Akutsu
Huh?!
[12:31] Akutsu
I'm obviously not!
[12:35] Akutsu
What are you laughing for?!
[12:37] Tanikawa
Yeah, Hirota!
[12:39] Tanikawa
That's rude to Akutsu-kun!
[12:42] Hirota
I mean, you can't sleep because
she's showing up in your dreams?
[12:45] Hirota
What are you, a middle schooler?
[12:47] Tanikawa
Sorry, Akutsu-kun, I just
didn't expect that from you.
[12:51] Tanikawa
I didn't expect an older lady, either.
[12:53] Hirota
I totally thought it'd be Lily-chan.
[12:57] Hirota
We'd have been crush buddies.
[12:59] Akutsu
Crush buddies?
[13:01] Akutsu
Wouldn't that just make things awkward?
[13:05] Hirota
No way.
[13:06] Hirota
Who cares who anyone falls in love with, right?
[13:09] Hirota
But you need dating advice, then, huh?
[13:11] Hirota
I don't know if I can be helpful at all.
[13:13] Hirota
I've never gone out with anyone before.
[13:17] Akutsu
What about that girl from yesterday?
[13:18] Hirota
She's just a childhood friend.
[13:20] Hirota
I was just tagging along with her shopping.
[13:22] Akutsu
Oh, really?
[13:23] Akutsu
I'm actually surprised, though.
[13:26] Akutsu
I heard you've been
hitting on people left and right.
[13:28] Tanikawa
He does get pretty far each time.
[13:31] Hirota
I do...
[13:33] (Flashback) Hirota
I get cold really easily.
[13:35] (Flashback) Girl
No way.
[13:37] (Flashback) Hirota
I'm serious.
[13:38] (Flashback) Hirota
Try touching me.
[13:40] (Flashback) Yuka
You're right, you're so cold.
[13:46] (Flashback) Girls
I'm sorry!
[13:49] Hirota
And that's how it goes.
[13:51] Akutsu
I see.
[13:52] Akutsu
Why don't you date Tanahashi, then?
[13:56] Hirota
I have my reasons.
[14:01] Akutsu
Shit, his life force is draining out of him.
SIGN We're going demon
hunting later today
SIGN m 0 0 l 185 0 l 185 70 l 0 70
SIGN I have a tummy ache
SIGN m 0 0 l 185 0 l 185 40 l 0 40
[14:15] Lily
Sheesh.
[14:16] Lily
I'm having such a hard time finding demons.
[14:19] Lily
It would be so much easier
if I had my radar around.
[14:22] Akutsu
Things would be so much easier
without this damn thing...
[14:29] Lily
Two hours of walking around
and nothing to show for it.
[14:33] Lily
Damn it, can't I just extract his radar powers?
SIGN Akutsu
SIGN Did you eat something
off the floor?
[14:38] Yuka
Whatcha doing?
[14:42] Yuka
Huh? Are you here alone?
[14:44] Lily
Not her again...
[14:47] Lily
And why is she sitting next to me?
[14:50] Lily
Oh, just wandering around.
[14:53] Lily
What about you, Yuka-chan?
[14:54] Yuka
Wandering around by myself, too.
[14:56] Yuka
I was with Kensaku before.
[14:59] Lily
Y-You were, huh?
[15:01] Yuka
Hey, what are you up to later?
[15:04] Lily
I'm thinking of wandering
around for a bit longer.
[15:07] Yuka
I know, I know!
[15:08] Yuka
Why don't we hang out?
[15:11] Yuka
It's no fun being on our own.
[15:13] Yuka
We may as well have fun.
[15:14] Yuka
Right?
[15:16] Lily
What is she scheming?
[15:18] Lily
Though, I'd rather avoid friction with
the humans as much as possible.
[15:23] Lily
Which means I'll have to...
[15:25] Yuka
Sure, let's go.
[15:27] Lily
Yay!
[15:28] Lily
Let's go look at clothes.
[15:35] Yuka
Isn't this cute?
[15:36] Lily
It kinda is.
[15:38] Yuka
Right?
[15:39] Yuka
So...
[15:40] Yuka
Off you go!
[15:42] Yuka
Let me know when you're done.
[15:44] Lily
What does she think she's doing?
[15:46] Lily
Is she trying to make amends with me?
[15:49] Lily
She could have just said so.
[15:57] Yuka
Sorry.
[15:58] Yuka
It wasn't your size, was it?
[16:01] Lily
I see.
[16:02] Lily
She's waging war!
[16:04] Lily
I'll get changed.
[16:06] Yuka
Yeah.
[16:08] Lily
I see, I see.
[16:10] Lily
She's going to mock me, no matter what.
[16:14] Lily
This one looks cute.
[16:16] Yuka
Oh, yeah.
[16:17] Lily
I think it would look better
on you than on me, though.
[16:21] Lily
Wanna try it on?
[16:22] Yuka
Y-You think so?
[16:24] Lily
It's 56 cm around the waist.
[16:26] Lily
It might be too big on me.
[16:28] Lily
You're slim, though, so it should be all right.
SIGN Judgment rendered!
[16:33] Lily
Judgment rendered!
[16:36] Lily
Foolish woman!
[16:37] Lily
You must have thought
you hit me where it hurts...
[16:40] Lily
But you didn't expect retaliation!
[16:41] Lily
It's 56 cm.
[16:43] Lily
It's about the size of a kid's cap.
[16:45] Lily
No problem. It'll fit you.
[16:47] Lily
Yes. It's an angel that you're fighting against.
[16:50] Lily
I can easily pretend to be an honest,
[16:52] Lily
simple character as I expertly
manipulate your psychology.
[16:55] Lily
Such an angel I am!
[16:57] Yuka
M-Maybe we should get going. Okay?
[17:00] Lily
Okay!
SIGN Shape up your tummy!
SIGN Gives you nice curves
SIGN Family Life
SIGN Getting
Your
Child
to
Grow
SIGN Yet, they bought them
[17:17] Yuka
Where should we go next?
[17:19] Yuka
Huh?
[17:20] Yuka
Actually...
[17:22] Yuka
Are your parents strict about your curfew?
[17:24] Lily
Nah, I still have time.
[17:28] Yuka
Let's end the day with that, then.
[17:30] Lily
What do you do there?
[17:32] Yuka
You don't know?
[17:33] Lily
I've only heard of it.
[17:37] Yuka
Wanna try it out, then?
[17:40] Lily
Okay.
[17:44] Yuka
Come on, what's with the face?
[17:46] Lily
I-I'm just nervous.
[17:48] Yuka
I guess it's okay. We can take more.
[17:51] Yuka
Okay, time to draw.
[17:53] Yuka
There's plenty of stickers and stuff, too.
[17:55] Yuka
Do whatever you want.
[17:56] Yuka
Here's the pen.
[17:58] Lily
Thanks.
[17:59] Yuka
She really is a beginner.
[18:03] Yuka
I'll make her first purikura memory
a memory of blood.
[18:07] Lily
Like this?
[18:09] Lily
It disappeared!
[18:11] Lily
This is amusing.
[18:14] Lily
Huh? Where are the stickers?
[18:16] Yuka
Maybe I shouldn't.
SIGN Hey, are you there?
SIGN Answer me, servant
SIGN Are you staying put in bed?
[18:29] Yuka
What are you grinning about?
[18:31] Lily
Where should I stick them?
[18:34] Lily
Wait, maybe it'll be a waste if I use them.
[18:36] Lily
What should I do?
[18:37] Yuka
It's not a big deal.
[18:38] Yuka
Just put them on your notebook or something.
[18:40] Yuka
Oh, man, what the heck?
[18:42] Yuka
She's so adorable.
[18:44] Yuka
What's up with this small mammal?
[18:46] Lily
How about on my phone?
[18:48] Lily
They might get messed up right away, though.
[18:50] Yuka
That one's devastating!
[18:52] Yuka
Especially for a guy.
[18:53] Lily
By the way, why did you invite me to hang out?
[18:58] Yuka
It's more fun than being on your own, isn't it?
[19:01] Yuka
Also, I was hoping I'd get to
chat with you properly.
[19:05] Yuka
You know what they say:
[19:06] Yuka
To defeat the enemy,
you must know them first.
[19:10] Lily
Enemy?
[19:12] Lily
Oh, it's about that idiot.
[19:14] Lily
Oh?
[19:15] Yuka
And I was like, ah, you're
definitely the type that guys like.
[19:18] Yuka
You're the exact opposite of me.
[19:21] Yuka
I don't want to lose, though.
[19:25] Yuka
It's only been a day, but after
I talked to you, I realized...
[19:31] Yuka
Maybe we'd get along pretty well.
[19:33] Yuka
Although I don't know how you feel about it.
[19:37] Lily
I-I...
[19:39] Lily
I had fun, too.
[19:43] Yuka
Great!
[19:44] Lily
That's the truth.
[19:46] Lily
Sparring with her has been a unique sensation.
[19:50] Lily
Nothing like talking
with the other girls in class.
[19:53] Lily
It was strangely comfortable.
[19:56] Lily
Oh, that reminds me.
[19:57] Lily
Just to be clear,
I have no feelings for Hirota-kun.
[20:02] Yuka
Oh, I thought so.
[20:03] Yuka
So Kensaku was just going off on his own.
[20:06] Yuka
Sorry for freaking out.
[20:09] Lily
It's all right.
[20:10] Yuka
Although, as a woman,
I do still feel competitive.
[20:14] Yuka
You're pretty feminine.
[20:17] Lily
I-I'm not, really.
[20:19] Yuka
You're cute, right?
[20:21] Yuka
You're classy, right?
[20:22] Yuka
You're smart, right?
[20:23] Yuka
You have long eyelashes, right?
[20:25] Yuka
And a good figure.
[20:27] Lily
Maybe she's not all that bad.
[20:33] Yuka
Oh, crap.
[20:35] Lily
What's wrong?
[20:36] Yuka
I have to be somewhere soon.
[20:39] Yuka
Sorry, I should get going.
[20:40] Lily
Oh, I'll take care of the table.
[20:42] Yuka
Thanks.
[20:44] Yuka
In return...
[20:45] Yuka
You can have this.
SIGN Strawberry milk flavor
SIGN Senovil
SIGN Aids growth
[20:47] Yuka
Later.
[20:51] Lily
She got me good in the end.
[20:54] Lily
I didn't expect that.
SIGN My First
Purikura
[21:00] Lily
Then again, I ought to forgive her
in light of the good time she gave me today.
[21:05] Lily
Also....
SIGN I'm fine now.
Where are you?
[21:07] Akutsu
I'm fine now.
[21:08] Akutsu
Where are you?
[21:09] Akutsu
You're an angel!
[21:11] Akutsu
You're an angel, aren't you?
SIGN Fine. Stay in bed for today
SIGN Take your medicine
SIGN And contact me when you're better
[21:13] Lily
Fine. Stay in bed for today.
[21:15] Lily
Take your medicine.
[21:17] Akutsu
Don't go worrying for me!
[21:29] Akutsu
My stomach started feeling better.
[21:32] Lily
You could have just used this.
[21:34] Akutsu
I mean, yeah, but...
[21:37] Lily
You can't bring yourself to lie, can you?
[21:41] Lily
Take me to the demon I'm sure you sense.
[21:44] Lily
Oh, but first, I must get changed.
[21:47] Lily
Wait here.
[21:50] Demon
Not here...
[21:51] Demon
Nowhere to be found...
[21:53] Demon
Where is it?
[21:54] Lily
Oh?
[21:56] Lily
You really were here.
[21:58] Demon
Who are you?
[22:00] Lily
The one who brings harm to the tainted.
[22:03] Lily
Your sworn enemy.
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