E6 - The Panicked Foolish Angel and Demon

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[01:33] Lily
    So sleepy...
[01:35] Lily
    I'm going to pass out if I don't stay focused.
[01:38] Lily
    I hate to admit it,
[01:40] Lily
    but I didn't get a moment's sleep last night.
[01:41] Lily
    Glare, glare, glare, glare...
[01:44] Lily
    All because of what happened yesterday.
[01:53] Lily
    I've got to get a grip!
[01:55] Lily
    I'm an angel.
[01:58] Lily
    I defeat demons and make the world a better...
[02:11] Lily
    Where...
[02:14] Lily
    Where am I?
[02:15] Lily
    I was in the middle of class.
[02:17] Lily
    No...
[02:22] Akutsu
    So sleepy...
[02:24] Akutsu
    I didn't get much sleep last night.
[02:27] Akutsu
    Huh?
[02:29] Lily
    I-I've fallen asleep in class!
[02:31] Lily
    I'm supposed to be an
    honor student! How could I?!
[02:33] Akutsu
    What's up?
[02:35] Akutsu
    You there...
[02:38] Akutsu
    Are you in need of help?
[02:42] Lily
    Wh-What in the world...
[02:44] Lily
    Akutsu's showing up in my dream!
[02:48] Lily
    But...
SIGN    Akutsu Masatora
SIGN    You there...
SIGN    Are you in need of help?
SIGN    Fri
[02:50] Lily
    Why is it dating sim style?
[02:54] Lily
    Never mind that.
[02:55] Lily
    I need to wake myself up somehow.
[02:58] Lily
    I know!
SIGN    Fri
SIGN    You there...
SIGN    Are you in need of help?
[02:59] Lily
    If it's dating sim style, there might be
    a way to beat the Akutsu path.
[03:05] Lily
    Fine, then. I'll just have to
    finish the Akutsu path.
SIGN    You there...
SIGN    Fri
SIGN    Are you in need of help?
SIGN    Akutsu Masatora
[03:08] Akutsu
    What?
SIGN    What?
SIGN    Fri
SIGN    Why are you staring at me
    like that?
[03:09] Lily
    Akutsu!
[03:09] Akutsu
    Why are you staring at me like that?
[03:13] Lily
    What in the world?!
[03:14] Lily
    Is this a bug?!
[03:15] Lily
    Creepy!
[03:18] Lily
    Choices...
[03:20] Lily
    Wh-What...?
[03:23] Lily
    I can't read it.
[03:24] Lily
    I still need to move forward.
[03:27] Lily
    Let's just try one.
SIGN    Akutsu Masatora
SIGN    All right. Allow me to
    demonstrate my power.
[03:31] Akutsu
    All right. Allow me to demonstrate my power.
[03:33] Lily
    So freaking creepy!
[03:35] Lily
    How is it so glitchy?!
[03:37] Akutsu
    Come get a closer look.
[03:40] Lily
    Shut up!
[03:46] Akutsu
    Come to think of it...
[03:48] Akutsu
    I don't think I've ever seen Amane doze off.
[03:51] Akutsu
    I wonder what she looks like when she's asleep.
[03:58] Akutsu
    Aight.
[03:59] Akutsu
    I'll just pretend I never saw that.
SIGN    Clothes
    vanished
[04:10] Lily
    I made it this far with trial and error...
[04:15] Lily
    Now I just need to complete this date event,
    and I'll have dealt with Akutsu!
[04:20] Lily
    That ought to wake me up.
[04:23] Lily
    A date?
[04:27] Lily
    What am I thinking about?!
[04:30] Lily
    This is just an in-game event!
[04:32] Lily
    It just turned out this way!
[04:36] Lily
    Akutsu?
[04:38] Akutsu
    Sorry to keep you waiting.
[04:38] Lily
    What the hell?!
[04:39] Akutsu
    I came as I quickly as I could.
[04:43] Akutsu
    Sh-Should I wake her up?
[04:47] Lily
    Don't scare me like that.
[04:50] Lily
    You little...
[04:51] Akutsu
    Well...
[04:52] Akutsu
    She seems happy, so I guess I won't.
[04:57] Lily
    I don't know if it's because
    I had the stupid idea of going on a date,
[05:00] Lily
    but I can't look at his face.
[05:02] Lily
    This is foolish!
[05:03] Lily
    He's just a demon!
[05:05] Lily
    What am I getting so flustered about?
[05:07] Lily
    What...
[05:13] Lily
    What the...
[05:16] Akutsu
    I've been thinking for a while...
[05:18] Akutsu
    I might be in love with you.
[05:26] Akutsu
    Close your eyes.
[05:27] Lily
    Wh-Wh-What is this demon talking about?!
SIGN    Close eyes
SIGN    Don't close eyes
[05:35] Lily
    I'm not closing my eyes, obviously.
[05:40] Lily
    Why can't I decide?
[05:42] Lily
    Is it because I want to know...
[05:47] Lily
    To know where this choice will take me?
[05:50] Lily
    And...
[05:52] Lily
    What comes after?
[05:54] ---
    Close eyes
[06:02] Samurai
    I am the Waist Samurai.
[06:09] Lily
    Akutsu!
[06:14] Lily
    H-Hang in there!
[06:16] Akutsu
    I'm sorry...
[06:18] Akutsu
    I messed up.
[06:20] Akutsu
    I ate so much, my waist just...
[06:24] Akutsu
    Please don't look like that.
[06:27] Akutsu
    I'm content, you know.
[06:31] Akutsu
    I fell in love for the first time.
[06:34] Akutsu
    So, please, just one last time...
[06:39] Akutsu
    Smile for me.
[06:48] Lily
    Akutsu!
[06:54] Akutsu
    Amane?
[06:56] Akutsu
    You looked like you were
    having a nightmare.
[06:58] Yuka
    Are you all right?
[07:00] Yuka
    Wanna see the nurse?
[07:01] Lily
    Akutsu-kun...
[07:04] Lily
    Oh... It was a dream.
[07:08] Yuka
    Akutsu-kun made her cry!
[07:09] Akutsu
    Me?!
SIGN    Nurse's Office
[07:30] Lily
    I'm always flustered these days.
[07:35] Lily
    I thought I was a little more
    in control of myself.
[07:40] Lily
    I guess I can't help it.
[07:47] Lily
    The view here is too bright.
[07:51] Akutsu
    Pardon me.
[07:54] Akutsu
    Amane, are you here?
[07:56] Akutsu
    Tanahashi was worried about you, too.
[07:58] Akutsu
    I'm coming in.
[08:04] Akutsu
    She's still asleep?
[08:06] Lily
    Why is Akutsu here?!
[08:08] Lily
    What does he want?!
[08:10] Lily
    What are the possible reasons?
[08:14] Akutsu
    Are you okay?
[08:15] Akutsu
    You had such a bad dream
     you had to see the nurse...
[08:18] Akutsu
    You had me worried there.
[08:20] Lily
    That must be it!
[08:22] Lily
    He's using checking on me as an excuse to
    fill my heart with something bittersweet!
[08:28] Lily
    What a silly plan.
[08:30] Lily
    I'm gonna stop him
    dead in his tracks, and then...
[08:35] Lily
    And then...
[08:39] Lily
    What am I thinking about now?!
[08:40] Lily
    He's a demon!
[08:44] Lily
    What do you want from me?!
[08:46] Akutsu
    Oh, you're awake.
[08:48] Akutsu
    You could have told me so.
[08:50] Akutsu
    So...
[08:56] Lily
    He was gonna do it!
[08:58] Lily
    He was gonna attack me in my sleep!
[09:02] Lily
    He thinks I'm easy prey, does he?
[09:04] Lily
    I'm not going down without a fight!
[09:09] Akutsu
    What was that for?!
[09:10] Lily
    Too bad for you!
[09:12] Lily
    You aren't outwitting me!
SIGN    Ha ha ha ha
[09:15] Lily
    But I commend you for your courage,
    trying to attack me in my sleep.
[09:19] Lily
    As a reward,
    I shall make sure your...
SIGN    Boing
[09:24] Lily
    So creepy.
[09:25] Akutsu
    You did this to me!
[09:27] Akutsu
    What's this all about?!
[09:30] Lily
    Are you still playing dumb?!
[09:32] Lily
    I know what you were about to do!
[09:35] Lily
    You were going to attack me in my sleep, and...
[09:37] Lily
    Have your way with me,
    dressing me up like that and like this!
[09:42] Akutsu
    No, that thought never entered my mind.
[09:46] Akutsu
    Plus, you were sleeping,
    so I was going to wait outside.
[09:48] Lily
    You had your necktie off.
[09:50] Akutsu
    Ah...
[09:50] Lily
    And you were unbuttoned.
[09:52] Akutsu
    I wanted to ask you a favor.
[09:55] Akutsu
    About this.
[10:01] Akutsu
    So, could you erase this, please?
[10:04] Lily
    Absolutely not.
[10:05] Akutsu
    Amane!
[10:07] Lily
    Enough.
[10:08] Lily
    Why would I remove your collar for no reason?
[10:11] Akutsu
    There is a reason.
[10:13] Lily
    Oh?
[10:15] Akutsu
    I...
[10:16] Akutsu
    I...
[10:19] Akutsu
    I want to go to a super sento bath!
[10:23] Akutsu
    So could you at least change it
    to a less obvious color?
[10:26] Akutsu
    Otherwise, I can't even undo my top button...
[10:29] Akutsu
    And I'll never get to go to the pool!
[10:31] Lily; Yuka
    Akkun!
[10:33] Lily
    You want it changed so you can go
    to the pool and sento baths?
[10:37] Lily
    Weren't you here to find talent?
[10:41] Akutsu
    To be honest...
[10:43] Akutsu
    I wasn't doing too well in Hell.
[10:49] Akutsu
    Meeting all sorts of people in this
    world has me feeling fulfilled.
[10:54] Akutsu
    So I want to focus on work when I'm working,
    and fully enjoy myself in everything else.
[11:01] Akutsu
    Unlike Hell, everything here
    is blindingly bright.
[11:05] Akutsu
    I guess you wouldn't get it, being
    an angel who lives in a brilliant world.
[11:12] Akutsu
    Huh?
[11:13] Akutsu
    Wait, was that cringey?
[11:16] Akutsu
    What am I even going on about?
SIGN    Nghaaaaaa
[11:19] Akutsu
    Why am I going on about my own life?!
[11:21] Lily; Yuka
    Creepy! Creepy! Creepy!
SIGN    Eww!
    Creepy!
SIGN    Pupupu
[11:22] Akutsu
    She's going to make fun of me now!
SIGN    Urghh...
[11:26] Lily
    I kinda get it.
[11:28] Akutsu
    Of course. You're an angel, so...
[11:32] Lily
    I kind of get it.
[11:38] Akutsu
    Amane?
[11:43] Lily
    I-I suppose you leave me no choice.
[11:47] Lily
    It's a pain, but very well.
[11:49] Lily
    I'll cleanse your body so nicely, you'll have
    no trouble in the pool or the sento baths.
[11:58] Akutsu
    So, what do I need to do?
[12:00] Lily
    I just need to rewrite it.
[12:03] Lily
    You just need to sit still.
[12:05] Lily
    Now...
[12:21] Lily
    What the...
[12:23] Akutsu
    What?
[12:24] Akutsu
    Did you mess up?!
[12:25] Akutsu
    Am I going to die?!
[12:44] Lily
    Wait, that wasn't my intention!
[12:47] Lily
    Run away!
[12:49] Akutsu
    From who?!
[12:50] Lily
    Akutsu!
[12:59] Lily
    Akutsu!
[13:00] Akutsu
    That was close!
[13:02] Akutsu
    Who is she, anyway?
[13:04] Lily
    My bad.
[13:05] Lily
    That's an anti-demon weapon.
[13:07] Lily
    My avatar.
[13:08] Akutsu
    Your avatar?!
[13:11] Lily
    I had stashed it in your neck.
[13:13] Lily
    I don't know why it showed up now.
[13:15] Akutsu
    You had that thing in my neck?!
[13:17] Lily
    Yeah, er, in case you betrayed me.
[13:20] Akutsu
    Amane!
[13:24] Lily
    Why?
[13:25] Lily
    It's attacking me, its master.
[13:28] Lily
    It's not supposed to respond to
    anything besides a demon's power.
[13:31] Akutsu
    What's going on?!
[13:33] Akutsu
    Isn't it on your side?
[13:35] Lily
    The only reason I can think of is that
[13:38] Lily
    it glitched out because
    it was inside a demon for so long.
[13:41] Lily
    And now it's going on
    an indiscriminate rampage...
[13:44] Sensei
    You!
[13:45] Sensei
    It's long past time to go home!
[13:47] Sensei
    Who's that fool over there
    making a ruckus in my classroom?
[13:52] Lily
    Protect him!
[13:54] Lily
    It's out of control right now!
[13:56] Lily
    It'll attack anyone it sees!
[14:19] Akutsu
    Thanks!
[14:20] Lily
    Just take him somewhere, quick!
[14:24] Akutsu
    This thing has nothing if not brute strength.
[14:26] Akutsu
    It's going to break
    right through these restraints.
[14:29] Akutsu
    Hurry up, while I'm still holding it down!
[14:32] Sensei
    Akutsu, is that you? Why are you...
[14:35] Akutsu
    I-I heard your voice, Sensei.
[14:38] Sensei
    I see...
[14:39] Sensei
    I won't make it.
[14:41] Akutsu
    Sensei, you aren't injured at all.
[14:43] Sensei
    That's not true.
[14:45] Sensei
    I was blown back by that mysterious woman.
[14:49] Sensei
    Y-You have to get everyone else
    out of the school.
[14:54] Sensei
    Please...
[14:55] Akutsu
    Sensei!
[14:58] Akutsu
    Sensei!
[15:02] Akutsu
    Sensei!
[15:04] Lily
    I'm moving him away because
    you were to slow to do it!
[15:07] Lily
    He should be okay now.
SIGN    He's not too okay.
[15:12] Lily
    Let's run to the yard!
[15:13] Akutsu
    Seriously?!
[15:14] Lily
    It's too cramped in here.
[15:15] Lily
    My restraints will soon fail.
[15:18] Lily
    I'll set up a barrier,
    and deal with it in there.
[15:21] Lily
    We can't have any more people coming in!
[15:31] Lily
    It fell right for it.
[15:47] Akutsu
    Damn.
[15:48] Lily
    Now, the stage is set.
[15:52] Lily
    Time for punishment!
[15:54] Akutsu
    Yeah!
[16:05] Lily
    Now! Hold it down!
[16:07] Akutsu
    All right, got it!
[16:13] Lily
    Why?
[16:14] Lily
    My avatar shouldn't be that strong...
[16:25] Lily
    It's almost like someone is...
[16:31] Lily
    That's...
[16:33] Akutsu
    Amane!
[16:35] Akutsu
    Did it get you?
[16:36] Akutsu
    What was that for?
[16:42] Akutsu
    That's enough from you!
[16:54] Akutsu
    Seriously?
[16:59] Akutsu
    Amane! Run!
[17:08] Akutsu
    I said run!
[17:10] Akutsu
    You dumbass angel!
[17:23] Akutsu
    That hurt, you little...
[17:27] Lily
    Are you all right?
[17:28] Akutsu
    Of course not!
[17:30] Akutsu
    Get it together already!
[17:32] Akutsu
    We can't go down now!
[17:37] Akutsu
    I came to do Hell's work!
[17:39] Akutsu
    And you're here to do Heaven's, aren't you?
[17:40] Lily
    That's right.
[17:41] Lily
    I'd decided to climb the ladder of my ambitions.
[17:44] Lily
    I was ready to do anything to make that happen.
[17:49] Lily
    So what am I doing right now?!
[17:52] Lily
    My knees buckled as soon as
    I got a glimpse of the thing.
[17:55] Lily
    I'm pathetic.
[17:57] Lily
    I never thought I'd be reminded by a demon...
[18:01] Lily
    That I can't let myself stop here!
[18:10] Akutsu
    Well, now what?
[18:11] Lily
    Right.
[18:12] Lily
    I have a plan.
[18:13] Lily
    It seems to be under someone's control.
[18:16] Akutsu
    Someone's control?
[18:17] Lily
    Yeah.
[18:18] Lily
    So...
[18:21] Akutsu
    Really? You can do that?
[18:23] Lily
    Don't be silly.
[18:25] Lily
    Trust in your master.
[18:29] Akutsu
    All right.
[18:30] Lily
    Now, go!
[18:31] Akutsu
    Yeah!
[18:34] Akutsu
    Stay calm!
[18:44] Akutsu
    You may be fast,
[18:47] Akutsu
    but that doesn't matter if you
    don't know where I'm coming from!
[18:49] Akutsu
    You're wide open!
[18:52] Akutsu
    You're mine!
[18:55] Akutsu
    N-No way...
[18:58] Akutsu
    It can't be...
[19:02] Akutsu
    I didn't think you'd actually fall for that.
[19:04] Akutsu
    Not good enough!
[19:10] Akutsu
    Once I've got you, you're mine!
[19:13] Akutsu
    Amane!
[19:14] Lily
    Sheesh.
[19:15] Lily
    It would have been easier to just disable it.
[19:25] Lily
    I knew it. Snakes.
[19:26] Lily
    It's my avatar, and I'm taking it back!
[19:47] Akutsu
    Is it over?
[19:48] Lily
    Yeah.
[19:51] Akutsu
    That was way more exhausting than usual.
[19:55] Akutsu
    My whole body feels heavy.
[19:57] Lily
    I'm sorry.
[19:58] Lily
    I still had you bound.
[20:00] Akutsu
    Are you serious?
[20:01] Akutsu
    Is that why I didn't have my full strength?
[20:03] Lily
    Thanks for all your effort.
[20:06] Akutsu
    Where did that come from?
[20:07] Akutsu
    Oh, yeah...
[20:08] Akutsu
    You better not have put
    that thing back inside me.
[20:11] Lily
    I erased the snakes.
[20:13] Akutsu
    What about the avatar?
[20:15] Lily
    I returned it to myself, obviously.
[20:20] Akutsu
    Amane!
[20:23] Akutsu
    Amane?
[20:25] Akutsu
    Hey!
[20:33] Akutsu
    It's falling apart!
[20:35] Akutsu
    I need to get out!
[20:43] Woman
    You're useless.
[20:46] Woman
    Though she did defeat my snakes...
[20:49] Woman
    Was she that powerful before?
[20:52] Woman
    Now I'm curious.
[20:54] Woman
    You, go take a look.
[20:57] Man
    We won't get approval.
[21:00] Woman
    It's fine.
[21:01] Woman
    I'll make the request.
[21:03] Man
    Very well, Sister.
[21:28] Akutsu
    What the hell am I thinking?!
[21:33] Akutsu
    That was a hell of a day.
[21:36] Akutsu
    I never thought this thing
    would have led to all this...
[21:39] Akutsu
    Wait, I never solved that problem!
[21:43] Akutsu
    Sorry.
[21:44] Akutsu
    I guess we can deal with it tomorrow.
[21:46] Akutsu
    Later.
[21:54] Akutsu
    Amane?
[22:00] Lily
    Don't leave.