E1 - The Foolish Angel and the Demon

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[00:02] Akutsu
    I couldn't take my eyes off her sparkling hair.
[00:08] Akutsu
    Her bored-looking ruby eyes.
[00:12] Akutsu
    Her small, well-shaped nose.
[00:14] Akutsu
    Her cherry blossom-colored lips.
[00:19] Akutsu
    That moment, I realized...
[00:23] Akutsu
    This girl...
[02:03] Guy 1
    I heard there's a new student
    transferring in today.
[02:05] Guy 2
    Wow, in May? That doesn't happen often.
[02:08] Girl 1
    I wonder what he's like!
[02:09] Girl 1
    I hope he's good-looking.
[02:10] Girl 2
    Here we go again.
[02:12] Guy 1
    I mean, come on...
[02:13] Teacher
    You can come in when I call for you.
[02:15] Teacher
    There's nothing to worry about.
[02:17] Teacher
    I'm sure you'll fit in just fine.
[02:19] Akutsu
    Thank you.
[02:21] Teacher
    Yup.
[02:25] Teacher
    All right, take your seats.
[02:27] Male Student
    Okay.
[02:28] Teacher
    As some of you may know,
    I'm going to introduce a new student.
[02:33] Akutsu
    Well, here we go.
[02:36] Teacher
    All right, come in.
[02:39] Akutsu
    Okay, here we go!
[02:41] Teacher
    Akutsu Masatora-kun.
[02:43] Teacher
    Sixteen years old.
[02:47] Teacher
    When he was young,
    he didn't like having a shaved head,
[02:50] Teacher
    so he tried to use his dad's hair growth tonic,
    but it was actually hair removal cream.
[02:55] Teacher
    By the time he realized, it was too late.
[02:58] Teacher
    I kind of know what it's like, too.
[03:01] Teacher
    Well, Akutsu, say hi to everyone.
[03:04] Akutsu
    Right.
[03:05] Akutsu
    Nice to meet you all.
[03:07] Akutsu
    I'm Akutsu Masatora.
[03:09] Akutsu
    My hobby is exploring pharmacies.
[03:11] Akutsu
    My favorite word is...
[03:13] Akutsu
    follicles.
[03:16] Students
    Please live!
[03:17] Akutsu
    My life hasn't been very good so far.
[03:21] Akutsu
    But I hope to make some good
    memories with all of you here.
[03:29] Teacher
    Let's all applaud him!
[03:33] Girl 1
    Be strong!
[03:35] Guy 2
    You got this!
[03:37] Akutsu
    How can they not see through such a stupid lie?
[03:40] Akutsu
    Humans are so simple!
[03:43] Teacher
    There's something on your head.
[03:57] Teacher
    Akutsu...
[03:58] Teacher
    You've got a full head of hair.
[04:01] Teacher
    Are you trying to insult me?
[04:04] Akutsu
    It grew out just now!
[04:05] Akutsu
    I shed all my old cells!
[04:08] Akutsu
    Damn it!
[04:08] Akutsu
    Why did have to grow out now?
[04:10] Akutsu
    These freaking...
[04:12] Akutsu
    follicles!
[04:15] Teacher
    Akutsu, what do you think you're doing?!
[04:18] Akutsu
    Don't stop me, Sensei!
[04:19] Akutsu
    Pull out my hair and put it under!
[04:21] Akutsu
    Pull out my hair and...
[04:23] Teacher
    Well, there you have it.
[04:25] Teacher
    You all be good to him, all right?
[04:27] All
    Okay.
[04:29] Teacher
    Your seat's over there.
[04:31] Akutsu
    Okay.
[04:33] Akutsu
    I did as I was told, but maybe
    I should have been more careful.
[04:39] Akutsu
    Eh, no one's suspicious of
    who I might really be just yet.
[04:52] Akutsu
    She's so cute.
[04:54] Akutsu
    And pretty.
[04:58] Akutsu
    I never thought a human girl
    could be so pretty.
[05:05] Akutsu
    What was that?!
[05:06] Akutsu
    What is this bittersweet
    emotion filling my chest?
[05:08] Teacher
    Akutsu, what is wrong with you?!
[05:10] Akutsu
    What's happening to my body?!
[05:13] Teacher
    Akutsu! Akutsu!
[05:16] Teacher
    Akutsu!
[05:20] Girl
    Should we talk to him?
[05:21] Akutsu
    What was that just now?
[05:24] Akutsu
    I still feel lightheaded.
[05:26] Akutsu
    She's so cute, though.
[05:29] Akutsu
    So pure and lovely.
[05:30] Akutsu
    So beautiful and perfect.
[05:32] Akutsu
    My life would be so fulfilling if I had
    someone like her as my girlfriend.
[05:39] Lily
    It's really coming down all of a sudden.
[05:41] Lily
    Wait, I'm not dressed yet!
[05:46] Akutsu
    Yes!
[05:52] Lily
    Akutsu-kun...
[05:55] Lily
    I'm ready.
[05:57] Akutsu
    Right!
[05:58] Akutsu
    Maybe I should ask her for the thing*.
[06:01] Akutsu
    Of course! What a good idea!
[06:04] Akutsu
    I just need a way to bring it up.
[06:06] Akutsu
    It'd probably creep her out*
    if I asked her straight.
[06:09] Hirota
    L-Lily-chan...
[06:12] Hirota
    A pleasant breeze passes through
    each day of this early spring.
[06:15] Hirota
    How, may I ask, are you doing?
[06:17] Hirota
    When I see you, yada yada yada...
[06:20] Hirota
    So, with that, I must ask you to go out with me!
[06:23] Lily
    I'm sorry.
[06:24] Hirota
    So quick?!
[06:26] Hirota
    At least give it some more thought!
[06:28] Lily
    I don't want to leave you waiting.
[06:29] Hirota
    I get that, but...
[06:30] Tanigawa
    He's at it again.
[06:31] Tanigawa
    Sorry he's so noisy, Akutsu-kun.
[06:34] Akutsu
    No, I don't mind.
[06:36] Akutsu
    Um...
[06:37] Tanigawa
    Tanigawa Yuya.
[06:39] Tanigawa
    Tanigawa is fine.
[06:40] Akutsu
    Got it. Tanigawa.
[06:42] Akutsu
    Nice to meet you.
[06:43] Tanigawa
    Yeah.
[06:44] Tanigawa
    Nice to meet you.
[06:45] Akutsu
    So, who's he?
[06:47] Hirota
    I'll try again later.
[06:49] Lily
    Sure.
[06:50] Tanigawa
    That's Hirota.
[06:51] Tanigawa
    He's always been a horndog.
[06:54] Tanigawa
    He goes around confessing
    to any cute girl he sees.
[06:57] Tanigawa
    Although it looks like he's
    hooked on her right now.
[06:59] Akutsu
    Huh.
[07:01] Hirota
    Aw, man.
[07:03] Hirota
    I got rejected again.
[07:05] Tanigawa
    Hirota, I briefed Akutsu-kun
    about you already.
[07:09] Hirota
    Oh, thank you.
[07:10] Hirota
    I'm Hirota Kensaku.
[07:12] Hirota
    I've got lots to talk about,
    so let's go out into the hallway.
[07:15] Akutsu
    Right.
[07:16] Hirota
    I was kinda shocked when you
    made your introduction, though.
[07:19] Akutsu
    That was kind of an accident.
[07:21] Akutsu
    I mean, you know...
[07:23] Hirota
    Anyway, we'll be good buddies.
[07:25] Hirota
    Let me know if you have any questions.
[07:28] Akutsu
    Who's she?
[07:31] Hirota
    Amane Lily-chan?
[07:32] Hirota
    She transferred in a little bit
    before you did, Akkun.
[07:36] Akutsu
    She's a half and a kikokushijo.
[07:40] Girl 1
    Let's go to the music room.
[07:42] Lily
    Okay.
[07:43] Lily
    We have piano tests today, don't we?
[07:45] Akutsu
    Huh.
[07:47] Akutsu
    A half and a kikokushijo...
[07:49] Akutsu
    What's that mean?
[07:50] Hirota
    She's so short and adorable, but she's also
    really smart and has a good personality.
SIGN    Imagination
[07:57] Hirota
    She's like, hmm...
[07:58] Hirota
    An angel, I guess?
[07:59] Akutsu
    Angel?!
[08:00] Hirota
    What's wrong?
[08:01] Akutsu
    No, it's nothing.
[08:03] Hirota
    Anyway, if you're going for
    Lily-chan, you'd better be ready.
[08:07] Akutsu
    Ready?
[08:09] Hirota
    I've already been rejected five times.
[08:13] (Flashback) Hirota
    Please go out with me!
[08:15] (Flashback) Lily
    I'm sorry.
[08:16] (Flashback) Hirota
    We can start as friends!
[08:18] (Flashback) Lily
    Sorry.
[08:19] (Flashback) Hirota
    I'm begging you!
[08:20] Lily
    Sorry.
[08:21] (Flashback) Hirota
    Um...
[08:21] Lily
    S.
[08:22] (Flashback) Hirota
    One letter?!
[08:24] Tanigawa
    You never learn, do you?
[08:26] Hirota
    I thought today was the day!
[08:29] Hirota
    Lily-chan!
[08:31] Hirota
    All right, I'm gonna go confess one more time!
[08:34] Tanigawa
    Chill! She just turned you down!
[08:37] Hirota
    I have no such recollection!
[08:38] Tanigawa
    You should give up for the day!
[08:40] Hirota
    Let me go!
[08:41] Hirota
    No one can stop my libido!
[08:44] Tanigawa
    Libido?!
[08:44] Akutsu
    To think she can entrance humans so...
[08:45] Hirota
    Passion, then, I guess?
[08:47] Tanigawa
    I'm pretty sure that's not quite it.
[08:47] Akutsu
    I was right in my evaluation of her.
[08:51] Akutsu
    Amane Lily...
[08:55] Akutsu
    Now, how do I get close to her?
[08:58] Akutsu
    I should head home and strategize.
[09:01] Akutsu
    I'm sorry!
[09:03] Akutsu
    Wait, Amane?
[09:05] Lily
    Huh?
[09:06] Lily
    Akutsu-kun?
[09:07] Akutsu
    You popped out of nowhere. That scared me.
[09:10] Akutsu
    What were you doing in there?
[09:12] Lily
    I-I got a bit lost.
[09:16] Akutsu
    Wait, this might be an opportunity.
[09:21] Lily
    H-Hey...
[09:23] Akutsu
    What am I supposed to say?
[09:26] Akutsu
    What's a good line?
[09:28] Akutsu
    A-Akutsu's the name.
[09:30] Akutsu
    Nice to meet ya.
[09:31] Akutsu
    What was that?!
[09:34] Lily
    I know.
[09:36] Lily
    You're funny, Akutsu-kun.
[09:38] Lily
    I haven't introduced myself yet.
[09:40] Lily
    I'm Amane Lily.
[09:42] Lily
    Nice to meet you.
[09:44] Akutsu
    Nice to meet you.
[09:47] Akutsu
    What happened to your sleeve?
[09:49] Lily
    Oh, this is...
[09:51] Akutsu
    Is it from when I bumped into you?
[09:53] Lily
    N-No, that wasn't...
[09:54] Akutsu
    Sorry! Is there any way
    I can make it up to you?
[09:56] Lily
    N-Never mind that.
[09:59] Lily
    There must have been a reason
    we bumped into each other.
[10:02] Lily
    Why don't we go have tea
    or something to commemorate?
[10:06] Akutsu
    Yes!
[10:06] Akutsu
    Y-Yes, if you wish.
[10:09] Lily
    Say what?
[10:12] Akutsu
    You, too?
[10:13] Lily
    Yeah.
[10:14] Lily
    My parents live overseas.
[10:16] Lily
    It must be rough living
    on your own as a guy, though.
[10:20] Akutsu
    It's not that bad.
[10:22] Lily
    Are you sure?
[10:23] Akutsu
    I'm sure!
[10:24] Lily
    Are you doing your chores?
[10:26] Akutsu
    I do the cleaning and everything.
[10:27] Lily
    You might have to prove that to me sometime.
[10:47] Passerby
    Are they all right?
[10:49] Passerby
    What happened?
[10:50] Passerby
    Are they safe?
[10:51] Passerby
    What was that?
[11:00] Lily
    Akutsu-kun?!
[11:02] Akutsu
    S-Sorry I grabbed you like that.
[11:05] Lily
    D-Don't worry about that!
[11:07] Lily
    Are you all right?
[11:08] Akutsu
    My body aches a little.
[11:11] Lily
    What do you mean a little?!
[11:14] Lily
    Akutsu-kun?
[11:16] Akutsu
    Shoot!
[11:19] Passerby
    Hey, call an ambulance!
[11:20] Passerby
    Someone, come help!
[11:21] Lily
    Can you move?
[11:22] Akutsu
    Y-Yeah.
[11:23] Passerby
    Where's the ambulance?
[11:24] Lily
    This way.
[11:26] Akutsu
    Hey!
[11:27] Passerby
    Somebody!
[11:27] Passerby
    Stay calm!
[11:32] Lily
    Here.
[11:33] Akutsu
    Right.
[11:34] Akutsu
    Thanks.
[11:37] Lily
    Are you sure you're all right?
[11:39] Lily
    You really don't need to go to the hospital?
[11:41] Akutsu
    I'm fine.
[11:42] Akutsu
    The pain's gone now.
[11:44] Lily
    Yeah?
[11:45] Lily
    Thanks... for saving me.
[11:49] Akutsu
    Well.
[11:51] Akutsu
    Of course.
[11:53] Lily
    Sorry.
[11:54] Akutsu
    It's nothing to apologize for.
[11:57] Lily
    Hey, can I ask you something?
[12:01] Lily
    What are you?
[12:07] Akutsu
    Shoot.
[12:08] Lily
    You were fine when you got hit by that truck.
[12:11] Lily
    And your ears...
[12:12] Lily
    This is a weird question, but...
[12:15] Lily
    I'm just wondering if,
    by any chance, you might be...
[12:20] Lily
    not human?
[12:25] Akutsu
    Shit!
[12:26] Akutsu
    What a failure!
[12:28] Akutsu
    How could I blow my cover so early?!
[12:31] Akutsu
    No, I need to keep up the lie.
[12:35] Akutsu
    Eh?
[12:36] Akutsu
    She isn't reacting too negatively.
[12:38] Akutsu
    Is she into occult stuff?
[12:40] Akutsu
    All right, let's take a chance!
[12:45] Akutsu
    Please don't tell anyone.
[12:47] Akutsu
    You're right. I'm not human.
[12:50] Akutsu
    I'm...
[12:52] Akutsu
    I'm...
[12:59] Akutsu
    Actually..
[13:02] Akutsu
    A demon.
[13:04] Lily
    A demon?
[13:06] Akutsu
    Yeah.
[13:07] Akutsu
    I came to the human realm on business.
[13:10] Lily
    Business?
[13:13] Akutsu
    Our world, Hell, is in danger.
[13:19] Akutsu
    We're in a power struggle with the angels.
[13:23] Akutsu
    Soon enough, Hell could be destroyed.
[13:27] Akutsu
    And yet, my compatriots are all slacking off.
[13:32] Akutsu
    And so my superior wants to
    appoint a charismatic leader
[13:37] Akutsu
    to motivate the people of Hell.
[13:40] Akutsu
    I've been tasked with finding that person.
[13:44] Lily
    And you've found that person?
[13:46] Akutsu
    No. I've only just started searching.
[13:49] Akutsu
    And I'm wondering if you, Amane,
    would be willing to help us.
[13:56] Lily
    But...
[13:58] Lily
    This is all so sudden.
[14:00] Akutsu
    I won't force you to join us.
[14:03] Akutsu
    If you could just come to Hell once in a while
[14:06] Akutsu
    to boost our morale,
    until we find the right person...
[14:10] Akutsu
    Please!
[14:14] Lily
    So...
[14:16] Lily
    I'm a bit shocked to learn demons are real.
[14:21] Lily
    You're really not what I expected.
[14:24] Lily
    You protected me from the truck.
[14:27] Lily
    You're not pushy.
[14:29] Lily
    And you're pretty kind.
[14:31] Akutsu
    Th-That wasn't really...
[14:35] Lily
    Now you're getting shy. So weird.
[14:40] Lily
    Are you sure I'm what you want?
[14:42] Lily
    I don't have anything special going for me.
[14:45] Lily
    I'm not sure I can even be helpful to you.
[14:48] Akutsu
    Th-That's not true!
[14:50] Akutsu
    I need you to be the one.
[14:52] Akutsu
    It has to be someone cute
    who everyone will like.
[14:56] Lily
    Is it really all right, though?
[14:59] Lily
    Are people on the other side
    not going to be fearful of me or hate me?
[15:06] Akutsu
    I really think you'll be fine.
[15:08] Lily
    Are you sure?
[15:17] Akutsu
    Wh-What's going on?!
[15:24] Lily
    You thought you could seduce me?
[15:26] Lily
    What a foolish demon you are.
[15:30] Akutsu
    Who are you?
[15:32] Lily
    Me?
[15:33] Lily
    I suppose you could call me...
[15:44] Lily
    A servant of Heaven, perhaps?
[15:52] Akutsu
    An angel?!
[15:54] Lily
    I enjoy your reaction.
[15:56] Lily
    To think you'd invite me to the demons'
    realm without realizing I'm an enemy...
[16:00] Lily
    What a embarrassment!
[16:02] Akutsu
    D-Darn you...
[16:03] Lily
    Don't bother trying.
[16:06] Lily
    I manifested that chain myself.
[16:10] Lily
    As you can see, I have full control
    over its strength and length.
[16:14] Lily
    Even its color.
[16:15] Lily
    Not many angels are as talented as I.
[16:19] Lily
    But why must you make me fight two in one day?
[16:21] Lily
    What if working so hard kills me?
[16:23] Lily
    I ought to poke your eyes out.
[16:25] Akutsu
    Stop!
[16:27] Akutsu
    Two?
[16:28] Lily
    This isn't from when I bumped into you.
[16:34] Lily
    I was taking down another before I met you.
[16:40] Lily
    I'd let my guard down,
    thinking it was a mere beast-type.
[16:44] Lily
    I lost my temper, and...
[16:49] (Flashback) Akutsu
    I'm sorry!
[16:51] (Flashback) Akutsu
    Wait, Amane?
[16:53] (Flashback) Lily
    Huh?
[16:54] (Flashback) Lily
    Akutsu-kun?
[16:56] (Flashback) Akutsu
    You popped out of nowhere. That scared me.
[16:58] (Flashback) Akutsu
    What were you doing in there?
[17:04] Lily
    I humiliated him plenty
    before I exorcised him slowly.
[17:09] Lily
    Now, how shall I exorcise you?
[17:14] Akutsu
    I can't get upset about
    being erased by the enemy.
[17:17] Akutsu
    I have the same intention as well, after all.
[17:20] Lily
    Indeed, indeed.
[17:22] Akutsu
    But...
[17:24] Akutsu
    You humiliated one of mine!
[17:27] Akutsu
    Your kind always do this!
[17:29] Akutsu
    It's time you learned your place,
    you wretched angel!
[17:36] Akutsu
    You'd best not underestimate demonkind!
[17:42] Lily
    Oh, I'm scared.
[17:45] Lily
    I never expected to meet a demon
    that could break through my chain barrier.
[17:50] Lily
    I'm impressed.
[17:52] Akutsu
    Shut it!
[18:05] Akutsu
    Shit!
[18:12] Akutsu
    She's...
[18:16] Akutsu
    strong.
[18:21] Lily
    You seem to be a cut above the typical demon.
[18:24] Lily
    It's almost a shame that I have to erase you.
[18:27] Akutsu
    This is bad.
[18:28] Akutsu
    This is bad, bad, bad, bad!
[18:30] Akutsu
    She's going to erase me!
[18:31] Lily
    I know.
[18:32] Lily
    How about this?
[18:36] Lily
    I could erase you right now.
[18:39] Lily
    But if you tell me
    about Hell's plans, I'll let you go.
[18:44] Akutsu
    Why would I ever believe you?
[18:47] Lily
    Really?
[18:49] Lily
    In that case...
[18:52] Akutsu
    I...
[18:53] Akutsu
    I still...
[18:54] Akutsu
    I haven't accomplished anything on this side!
[19:06] Akutsu
    What did you just do to me?
[19:07] Lily
    I called it off.
[19:09] Lily
    I changed my mind.
[19:10] Lily
    I won't erase you.
[19:12] Akutsu
    What?
[19:13] Lily
    I said I'm not exorcising you.
[19:16] Akutsu
    For real?
[19:17] Akutsu
    You're sparing me?
[19:19] Lily
    Tut tut.
[19:20] Lily
    That's not it.
[19:22] Lily
    I'm going to take you under my supervision
[19:24] Lily
    and have you help me with my work.
[19:27] Akutsu
    What? Work?
[19:29] Akutsu
    What are you talking about?
[19:29] Lily
    Accept now, and you'll even get
    a special Amane-branded collar.
[19:33] Akutsu
    Don't want one!
[19:34] Akutsu
    Why do I have to help out my enemy, anyway?
[19:37] Lily
    Because...
[19:39] Lily
    I want to be with you, Akutsu-kun.
[19:43] Akutsu
    Are you messing with me?!
[19:45] Lily
    Jokes aside, you would be
    helping me with my goals.
[19:50] Lily
    I can't give you all the details,
    but if you agree, I will free you.
[19:55] Lily
    Alive, of course.
[19:57] Akutsu
    I don't trust you.
[19:59] Lily
    But we fundamentally do not lie.
[20:02] Lily
    Whether you believe me is up to you.
[20:05] Akutsu
    And yet, she puts on a good-girl act.
[20:06] Lily
    What's your choice?
[20:08] Lily
    Would you rather stay there forever?
[20:10] Lily
    And would you like to be
    discovered by passersby,
SIGN    #Share
[20:13] Lily
    and be known all over social media
    as the solo S&M boy?
[20:16] Lily
    Well? Well?
[20:17] Akutsu
    I definitely can't trust her to free me.
[20:18] Lily
    Is that what you want?
[20:19] Lily
    It's the ultimate dilemma!
[20:21] Akutsu
    But I don't have another choice.
[20:21] Lily
    I can't wait to see you make your choice!
[20:23] Akutsu
    Is it my priority to overcome this situation?
[20:26] Akutsu
    All right.
[20:27] Akutsu
    I'll cooperate.
[20:29] Lily
    Very well, very well.
[20:31] Lily
    You're quick to understand.
[20:33] Akutsu
    Hurry up and unchain me.
[20:36] Akutsu
    I mean, unchain me, please.
[20:38] Lily
    Don't be in such a hurry.
[20:40] Lily
    Before I do, you will put on this collar to
    prove your servitude to me.
SIGN    Hot out
    of the
    oven
[20:44] Akutsu
    That actually exists?
[20:47] Lily
    Stop squirming, you!
[20:49] Lily
    Hold still!
[20:54] Lily
    You don't know when to give up.
[20:57] Akutsu
    S-Spare me, please!
[20:59] Lily
    Refused.
[21:00] Akutsu
    Mercy!
[21:01] Lily
    I have no such thing.
[21:02] Lily
    I'm putting the collar on you.
[21:05] Lily
    It's around your neck now.
[21:07] Akutsu
    No! Please!
[21:10] Lily
    I like the way you yelp.
[21:13] Lily
    It makes this even better for me.
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[21:17] Lily
    The belt's passed through the loop.
[21:19] Lily
    Almost there!
[21:21] Akutsu
    Please! It hurts!
[21:22] Lily
    Take it!
[21:24] Lily
    The stick goes through this hole, and...
[21:27] Lily
    It's a bit tight.
[21:32] Lily
    Time to use some force.
[21:38] Akutsu
    I'd made a terrible mistake.
[21:41] Akutsu
    I thought my only error was
    in attempting to hire the enemy.
[21:45] Akutsu
    But what Amane did to my body
    made me unable to return to Hell.
[22:03] Akutsu
    I see no future for myself.