E18 - The Duke and Everyone's Daily Life

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[00:01] Narrator
    Can you imagine a life where you
    can't even touch the person you love?
[00:09] Narrator
    The curse the witch laid upon him caused
    him to take the lives of any he touched.
[00:14] Narrator
    His own mother distanced herself from
    him, his friends called him a monster...
[00:19] Narrator
    Even people he'd never met spoke of him as
[00:20] Narrator
    "death incarnate that dwells in the forest."
[00:24] Narrator
    And yet, he doesn't feel
    the least bit lonely.
[00:31] Rob
    I...
[00:36] Rob
    I'm pretty lonely.
[00:44] Rob
    I'm jealous of you two.
[00:48] Rob
    You have a family.
[00:53] Duke
    It's been four days, huh?
[00:55] Duke
    I didn't think we'd spend
    that much time at the circus.
[00:59] Alice
    Rob must be worried.
[01:02] Duke
    I hope Rob didn't decide to clean my room.
[01:07] Duke
    He puts away things I need, you see.
[01:09] Alice
    I cleaned it before we left, so it's fine.
[01:14] Alice
    I moved what you were
    hiding under the bed, too.
[01:19] Duke
    I don't hide anything under there.
[01:22] Duke
    I don't, right?
[01:24] Duke
    Alice?
[01:25] Duke
    Why are you grinning, Alice?
SIGN    Episode 18
    The Duke and Everyone's Daily Life
[03:00] Duke
    We're back!
[03:02] Rob
    Y-Young Master!
[03:04] Rob
    I'm so glad... so glad you're safe!
[03:07] Duke
    Don't try to give me a hug! It's dangerous!
[03:10] Alice
    Sorry we were away for so long.
[03:12] Rob
    No, it's a butler's job to watch
    the house while the master's away.
[03:18] Rob
    Now once again...
[03:20] Rob
    Welcome home, Young Master, Alice...
[03:24] Duke
    We're back, Rob!
SIGN    I've finished my studies for the day.
SIGN    General education, politics, economics,
SIGN    linguistics, music lessons, golf lessons...
SIGN    I'm having no issues with any of them.
[03:41] Mother
    I see.
[03:51] Walter
    By spring, the eldest will have
    lost his right to be heir,
[03:56] Walter
    and I will be the one to
    inherit this household.
[03:59] Walter
    But that's not good enough.
[04:01] Walter
    I need to show that I'm better than him!
[04:05] Walter
    I need to make Mother realize
    that I'm worthy to be heir.
[04:11] Walter
    But there's no time left until spring.
[04:14] Walter
    What do I do?
[04:16] Walter
    Perhaps I could work on my makeup
    and try Operation Honeytrap 2?
[04:21] Walter
    No... I hate the number two!
[04:26] Viola
    Hey, Brother Walter.
SIGN    Oh, Vio...la?!
[04:32] Viola
    You said I've gained weight?
[04:34] Viola
    Nah, you're just trying to get
    your hands on my macarons.
[04:38] Viola
    You can't have even a single one!
SIGN    Look at your poor stockings!
SIGN    There's fat spilling out!
[04:45] Viola
    Shut up. Don't be so loud.
[04:48] Viola
    Who cares if I put on some weight?
[04:51] Viola
    I'm a growing girl!
SIGN    I'm worried you'll damage your health by putting on weight!
SIGN    If you can't control yourself, you'll have no choice but to be your mother's slave!
SIGN    And...
SIGN    I'd assume Rob likes thin girls.
SIGN    Probably.
[05:10] Viola
    I guess it's time for a diet!
[05:12] Viola
    I'll cut out snacks, count calories...
[05:16] Viola
    But what do I do to exercise?
SIGN    I'm no expert, so I can only tell you what I've heard.
SIGN    Do basic full body stretches consistently.
SIGN    Lift weights and engage in other anaerobic exercises.
SIGN    Add in walking and other aerobic exercises.
SIGN    Cut calories to a reasonable extent...
[05:34] Viola
    I want a mille-feuille!
[05:36] Viola
    I want a kouglof!
SIGN    You just started a diet a second ago!
[05:40] Viola
    There are a few advantages to
    packing on some pounds, you know.
[05:44] Viola
    See? I've got boobs!
SIGN    Touch them while you can. Once you lose weight, they'll disappear.
SIGN    Good idea, Viola!
SIGN    Each time you kick me, it burns calories!
SIGN    More! Kick me!
SIGN    Now hit me! Hard!
SIGN    Good! Good!
SIGN    Good! Good!
[06:05] Viola
    Fifteen, sixteen, seventeen...
[06:09] Viola
    I can't do it anymore.
[06:10] Viola
    Weightlifting's the most
    boring thing in the world.
SIGN    Just at first!
SIGN    When you get used to it, it's fun.
[06:15] Viola
    Don't sit in front of me.
[06:18] Viola
    Don't look at me.
[06:22] Viola
    No more! I'm tired! I can't go on!
SIGN    Legs up high! Move your arms! Back straight!
[06:29] Viola
    But I can't...
SIGN    Nobody will listen to your romantic advice if you don't straighten up!
SIGN    Get to work!
[06:41] Viola
    Shut up!
[06:43] Viola
    Forget the diet!
[06:45] Viola
    Rob will understand even if I'm a bit chubby!
SIGN    I don't want you to give up.
SIGN    It's easy to just go with the flow. It feels good.
SIGN    But there are times when you have to hang in there if you want to change something.
SIGN    I know that you work harder than anybody, Viola!
[07:11] (Flashback) Walter
    What's wrong, Viola?
[07:13] (Flashback) Viola
    Mom got mad and said I had to play
    as good as my eldest brother!
[07:19] (Flashback) Walter
    Him again?
[07:21] (Flashback) Viola
    Dear Brother Walter, I'll do my best until
    I can play good, so practice with me!
SIGN    You're a person who can work hard when nobody's watching.
SIGN    So don't give up.
SIGN    Don't let your laziness win!
SIGN    You can do it! I know you can!
SIGN    You can do it, Viola!
SIGN    You can do it, Viola!
SIGN    You can do it, Vio...la!
[07:43] Viola
    Fine!
[07:45] Viola
    I'll do my best, for Rob.
[07:47] Viola
    So leave me alone for a little.
SIGN    Of course. I'll be cheering you on!
SIGN    I won't lose either...
SIGN    I need to prove that I'm better than my clueless eldest brother!
SIGN    I could go into town!
[08:11] Duke
    Look at all this junk.
[08:14] Duke
    Is there more here than there used to be?
[08:16] Rob
    I can't throw away a gift, you see.
[08:19] Duke
    True, some of this I gave to you...
[08:24] Alice
    There really is a lot here.
[08:32] Rob
    Look at this, Alice!
[08:35] Rob
    Ta-dah!
[08:36] Rob
    A collection of illustrations that the Young
    Master drew when he was little!
[08:40] Duke
    Why do you have that?
[08:42] Alice
    I'd love to see it.
[08:44] Rob
    Then you may have it.
[08:48] Duke
    Don't give her that! That's mine!
[08:51] Alice
    Should I give it back to you?
[08:54] Duke
    Y-You can have it, Alice!
[08:57] Alice
    Thank you!
[08:58] Rob
    He's always so easily persuaded.
[09:00] Duke
    You don't get to talk!
[09:04] Duke
    I have gifts for you from Circus Gemini!
[09:08] Rob
    From the Circus?
[09:10] Rob
    I've never even met them. That's so kind!
[09:14] Duke
    First, from the Ringmaster,
    tickets to the circus.
[09:17] Duke
    From Hugo, a signed bottle cork.
[09:20] Duke
    He was telling me that he'll be the
    greatest entertainer in the world someday,
[09:24] Duke
    and it'll be worth something then.
[09:26] Rob
    I'll look forward to that!
[09:27] Duke
    Cuff gave you this rock
    that looks like a cat.
[09:30] Duke
    She said she liked it and
    was carrying it for a while,
[09:33] Duke
    but she'd make a special gift of it for you.
[09:35] Rob
    What a kind soul!
[09:37] Duke
    The other members of the circus gave me a
    bunch of stuff too, so I brought it all!
[09:41] Rob
    It's all wonderful. I love it.
[09:45] Duke
    And from Zain, a small spyglass.
[09:49] Duke
    It's light and might be
    good for birdwatching.
[09:53] Duke
    What's this?
[09:55] Alice
    Can you see?
[09:56] Duke
    You're all I can see...
[09:59] Alice
    I have a gift for you as well, Rob.
[10:02] Rob
    What could it be?
[10:03] Alice
    Coffee beans. I'm sorry it's not
    as interesting as the others.
[10:07] Duke
    Why are you apologizing? You're cute,
     so everything you do is okay!
[10:12] Duke
    And I got you a new chessboard!
[10:15] Duke
    Well? Do you like it?
[10:17] Rob
    Oh!
[10:18] Rob
    My deepest gratitude to you two
    and the members of the circus!
[10:24] Rob
    I'm a happy man.
[10:27] Duke
    That's great!
[10:28] Duke
    Hey, why don't we play a game of chess?
[10:31] Rob
    Oh, of course.
[10:33] Alice
    I'll prepare some sweet snacks.
[10:35] Rob
    Thank you.
[10:45] Rob
    Perhaps it seems...
[10:48] Rob
    I'm not as lonely as I thought.
[10:52] Rob
    I really am a lucky man.
[11:20] Cuff
    They kissed!
[11:22] Cuff
    Did you see that, Hugo?
[11:24] Hugo
    Yeah! They're so cute!
[11:26] Zain
    Hmph. There goes our time alone.
[11:30] Zain
    I was supposed to go on a date today,
[11:32] Zain
    but the ringmaster wants me
    to find an idea for a new act,
[11:36] Zain
    and a third wheel decided to tag along.
[11:40] Zain
    This was supposed to be
    our first official date,
[11:42] Zain
    but it's not romantic at all.
[11:43] Zain
    It really is a date, right?
[11:46] Zain
    There's nothing exciting
    about looking at animals.
[11:48] Hugo
    Here!
[11:52] Zain
    Well, I guess it's not that bad.
[11:55] Zain
    I don't know what Daleth is
    going to do next, though.
[12:00] Zain
    I used my time magic, like she wanted.
[12:05] Zain
    But what is she after, anyway?
[12:08] Zain
    How does she benefit from me using my magic?
[12:13] Zain
    She'd said something about waking Alice's
    mother up from her slumber, I guess.
[12:17] Zain
    But I can't trust that.
[12:22] Cuff
    What are you frowning at?
[12:25] Cuff
    Let's look at the animals together, Zain!
[12:27] Zain
    Sure thing!
[12:28] Zain
    Can I give you a hug?
[12:30] Hugo
    Stop right there, sex monster!
[12:32] Hugo
    Come on, to the next area!
[12:34] Zain
    Ow...
[12:50] Cuff
    Look, Zain!
[12:52] Cuff
    They like me!
[12:57] Hugo
    Stop looking at Cuff with
    those dirty eyes of yours!
[13:00] Zain
    Stop hitting me all the time!
[13:03] Zain
    I'm her boyfriend, you know.
[13:04] Hugo
    You were only able to ask her
    out because I gave you a push.
[13:08] Zain
    I am grateful for that.
[13:10] Zain
    Thanks!
[13:11] Cuff
    Aw, you're so cute!
[13:13] Hugo
    I'm not going to get in your way,
[13:16] Hugo
    but I like Cuff, too.
[13:18] Hugo
    And I don't have anybody else to play with.
[13:21] Zain
    What about your pickpocketing buddies?
[13:23] Hugo
    I cut ties with them a long time ago.
[13:25] Hugo
    Some of them are mad at me for leaving,
[13:30] Hugo
    but I don't care anymore!
[13:32] Hugo
    So let me hang out with you
    guys once in a while, okay?
[13:35] Hugo
    And take good care of Cuff.
[13:37] Zain
    Yeah, I sure will.
[13:46] Hugo
    The lion cage!
[13:47] Cuff
    What?
[13:49] Cuff
    Zain, did you know they call the
    lion the king of the beasts?
[13:54] Zain
    You're really smart, Cuff.
[13:57] Zain
    This sure is popular, though.
[13:59] Zain
    We can barely see anything.
[14:03] Zain
    Here.
[14:04] Zain
    Now you can see, right?
[14:06] Hugo
    Yeah! Thanks, Zain!
[14:08] Hugo
    Huh?
[14:09] Zain
    What's wrong?
[14:10] Hugo
    Nothing, just... I've
    never seen a lion before.
[14:13] Hugo
    Is that really a lion?
[14:22] Hugo
    "Lion the red panda, everybody's friend."
[14:27] Zain
    Don't give the animals confusing names!
[14:32] Hugo
    Are you going to see Alice and the Duke?
[14:35] Zain
    Yeah, the circus is closed tomorrow.
[14:39] Zain
    We need to go see them
    when we've got a chance.
[14:41] Cuff
    I want to talk with Alice a whole bunch!
[14:44] Hugo
    Okay, I won't bother you guys anymore!
[14:49] Hugo
    See you tomorrow, Cuff!
[14:51] Hugo
    Zain, don't get too out of control!
[14:53] Hugo
    Bye!
[14:55] Zain
    What was that supposed to mean?
[14:59] Cuff
    Our date was a lot of fun, right, Zain?
[15:02] Zain
    Can I kiss you?
[15:03] Cuff
    No.
[15:04] Zain
    Let me feel your tits, then.
[15:09] Hugo
    You ruined it, Zain.
[15:12] Hugo
    You're such a dork.
[15:40] (Flashback) Daleth
    You saw!
[15:43] Daleth
    Somebody saw my face...
[15:46] Daleth
    And after I worked so hard to hide it!
[15:49] Daleth
    This ugly face...
[15:53] Daleth
    These wounds that even magic can't heal...
[15:57] Daleth
    Do you understand how lonely I am,
[16:03] Daleth
    my sister?
[16:09] Zain
    Man, just our luck.
[16:12] Cuff
    It was a clear sky.
[16:13] Cuff
    I didn't expect it to
    suddenly become a blizzard.
[16:16] Zain
    I guess the weather changes
    easily on the mountain.
[16:19] Zain
    And I was looking forward to seeing Alice.
[16:23] Cuff
    Yeah.
[16:24] Cuff
    We won't be able to make it like this.
[16:27] Zain
    I'd like to go back to town when it stops,
[16:30] Zain
    but I guess we'll have
    to stay here for a while.
[16:35] Zain
    Take my jacket.
[16:37] Cuff
    No, I'm not cold.
[16:40] Zain
    No, I can see through your clothes!
[16:43] Zain
    Or can I stare?
[16:46] Cuff
    Of course not.
[16:48] Cuff
    I'll use magic to dry it.
    I don't need your jacket.
[16:56] Cuff
    It's been a while since it's
    been just the two of us.
[16:59] Zain
    Yeah.
[17:01] Zain
    Hugo or somebody else from
    the circus is always around.
[17:05] Cuff
    Our first night...
[17:06] Zain
    ...together as lovers.
[17:08] Cuff
    So romantic.
[17:10] Zain
    So hot.
[17:12] Cuff
    Zain, since we're alone, why don't we do
    something only the two of us could do?
[17:16] Zain
    Something sexy?
[17:17] Cuff
    No. I'll hit you again if you keep that up.
[17:19] Zain
    Be gentle, at least!
[17:21] Cuff
    Just watch.
[17:23] Cuff
    Guess what this animal is.
[17:26] Zain
    A fox?
[17:27] Zain
    I remember this.
[17:28] Zain
    We used to play this game all
    the time when we were kids.
[17:31] Cuff
    Yeah.
[17:32] Cuff
    Let's play some more.
[17:39] Song
    When you remember an old story
[17:49] Song
    Magic animals come dancing out of nowhere
[17:56] Song
    Let's draw them with shimmering flames
[18:02] Song
    Foxes, lions, red pandas
[18:03] Zain
    Camel, hippo...
[18:05] Zain
    And that's a monkey and a bird?
[18:08] Song
    Camels, zebras, monkeys and hippos
[18:08] Zain
    Those are all animals we saw today.
[18:11] Cuff
    I thought I'd draw them while
    I still remembered them.
[18:14] Cuff
    What's this, then?
[18:14] Song
    All glowing with gentle light
[18:18] Zain
    It's Alice!
[18:19] Song
    I'm not lonely, because I'm not alone
[18:19] Zain
    Ow!
[18:21] Cuff
    Why would you touch it?
[18:23] Zain
    I couldn't help myself.
[18:24] Cuff
    Zain, when we were at the zoo, you
    were thinking about Daleth, right?
[18:26] Song
    If together, we can bring light
[18:30] Song
    Bring hope to a place with nothing at all
[18:31] Zain
    Yeah, a little.
[18:34] Zain
    I'm wondering what her next move is.
[18:37] Song
    we can do anything
[18:38] Cuff
    Don't worry.
[18:39] Cuff
    If something happens,
    I'll protect you with my magic.
[18:42] Zain
    It's the other way around. I'll protect you.
[18:43] Song
    We'll always be together
[18:45] Cuff
    Okay.
[18:46] Cuff
    I'll protect everyone, then.
[18:50] Cuff
    Do you regret using your time magic?
[18:55] Zain
    No.
[18:56] Zain
    I did it to protect you.
[18:59] Zain
    My weird feelings about it all disappeared.
[19:02] Cuff
    I see.
[19:04] Zain
    I won't know if I can do it until I try,
[19:06] Zain
    but I'm thinking of going back in time to
    stop the curse from being placed on him.
[19:12] Cuff
    Can you do that?
[19:14] Zain
    Like I said, I won't know till I try.
[19:17] Zain
    I wasn't able to bring our
    parents back to life, after all.
[19:21] Zain
    You can't change fate.
[19:25] Zain
    But...
[19:26] Zain
    If his curse isn't fate,
[19:29] Zain
    then there's a chance.
[19:32] Cuff
    I'm not sure I really understand.
[19:34] Cuff
    But okay.
[19:35] Zain
    The biggest problem is that we'll have to
    fight the person who put the curse on him.
[19:40] Zain
    Daleth's sister, Sade.
[19:45] Zain
    Whether we can beat the one that they called
    the strongest, most terrible Witch...
[19:50] Cuff
    Don't worry! I'll get stronger!
[19:54] Cuff
    So don't worry about it,
    no matter who I'm facing.
[19:57] Zain
    I'm so proud I could cry.
[20:00] Zain
    Can I kiss you?
[20:02] Cuff
    No.
[20:04] Cuff
    They're dear friends.
[20:07] Cuff
    I want to break the curse as soon as I can.
[20:11] Zain
    Yeah.
[20:12] Zain
    And we have to repay the ringmaster
    and the others, little by little.
[20:17] Cuff
    Hey, Zain.
[20:18] Zain
    What?
[20:24] Cuff
    If the blizzard never stopped, ever,
[20:27] Cuff
    and it was just the two
    of us alone forever...
[20:29] Cuff
    What would you do?
[20:39] Zain
    D-Don't be stupid!
[20:41] Zain
    It'll clear up by morning, and then
    we can head back to town!
[20:44] Cuff
    Yeah. You're right.
[20:47] Zain
    If... If the blizzard
    really never did stop...
[20:53] Zain
    I'd... work up the courage, and...
[21:00] Cuff
    Look, Zain!
[21:02] Cuff
    I cleared up after all!
[21:04] Zain
    Yeah.
[21:06] Zain
    Of course it did, yeah.
[21:09] Cuff
    I'm hungry. Let's go home and eat.
[21:12] Zain
    Right, right.
[21:18] Zain
    What was that for?
[21:20] Cuff
    I'm not sure when we'll
    be alone together again.
[21:25] Zain
    But you get mad when I try to touch you!
[21:28] Cuff
    What, did it make you upset?
[21:29] Zain
    No, it made me really happy!
[21:32] Zain
    Do it again sometime...
[23:07] Viola
    My diet's complete!
[23:10] Viola
    Time to eat some macarons as a
    reward for losing weight!
SIGN    You'll just go back to how you were, right?
[23:16] Viola
    It's just one!
[23:20] Viola
    Hey, Dear Brother, thanks for inspiring me.
[23:26] Viola
    Here. I'll give you one. Just one.
SIGN    No thanks.
SIGN    I'm trying to avoid sweets.
[23:32] Viola
    Jerk!
SIGN    The Duke of Death and His Maid
    The Duke, Alice, and the Encounter in the Witches' World
[23:35] Rob
    "The Duke, Alice, and the
    Encounter in the Witches' World."