E7 - Cain, the Rookie Adventurer

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[00:02] Cain
    "To the one reading this:"
[00:04] Cain
    "The fact that you can read this
    text written in Japanese means..."
[00:08] Yuuya
    ...that you have also come
    here from the other world.
[00:12] Yuuya
    My name is Yuuya Terra Hirasawa Esfort.
[00:17] Yuuya
    I am this nation's first king,
    and I am Japanese.
[00:20] Cain
    So it's true!
[00:22] Yuuya
    I have decided to write my account
    of how I came to this world.
[00:27] Yuuya
    I was involved in an accident
    in Japan and thought I had died,
[00:30] Yuuya
    but I was summoned to this world.
[00:32] Cain
    So unlike me, he came here
    in his original form?
[00:36] Telestia
    Master Cain!
[00:36] Silk
    Cain!
[00:40] Telestia
    What are you doing?
[00:42] Cain
    Teles... Silk...
[00:43] Silk
    Oh, I know!
[00:44] Silk
    The academy entrance exams are
    coming up, so you're studying!
[00:48] Telestia
    Is that right?
[00:49] Cain
    Huh?
[00:50] Cain
    Oh! Yeah, yeah, yeah!
[00:52] Silk
    Maybe I'll study with you.
[00:55] Telestia
    I want to study with him, too!
[00:59] Cain
    Sorry! I don't have time to
    hang out with you two today!
[01:02] Cain
    I have things to do...
[01:04] Silk/Telestia
    Tomorrow, then?
[01:05] Cain
    Tomorrow's even worse!
[01:07] Telestia
    But why?
[01:08] Cain
    Sorry... Sorry...
[01:10] Cain
    Some other time!
[01:11] Telestia
    Master Cain, wait!
[01:12] Silk
    When is "some other time"?!
[01:15] Tijuana
    My dear husband!
[01:18] Cain
    Ti...
[01:19] Cain
    Tijuana!
[01:20] Tijuana
    Perfect timing! Want to have a mock
    battle outside the capital tomorrow?
[01:24] Cain
    Tomorrow?!
[01:25] Tijuana
    Do you have plans or something?
[01:27] Cain
    Sorry! Some other time!
[01:29] Tijuana
    Dear husband! When is "some other time"?!
[01:33] Cain
    Sorry! Sorry, everyone!
[01:36] Cain
    Today is a very important day for me.
[01:40] Cain
    It's my twelfth birthday!
[01:43] Cain
    The day I finally get to
    register as an adventurer!
[01:48] Cain
    Ever since I was little,
[01:50] Cain
    I've been training with tutors so
    I could be an adventurer someday.
[01:54] Cain
    I reincarnated here as a noble...
[01:58] Cain
    But that's a secret to everyone!
SIGN    The Aristocrat's
    Otherworldly Adventure:
    Serving Gods Who Go Too Far
SIGN    "Cain, the Rookie Adventurer"
SIGN    "Cain, the Rookie Adventurer"
[03:39] Cain
    I knew the royal capital's
    guild would be amazing!
[03:42] Cain
    It's so big and exciting!
[03:46] Claude
    What's up, kid? First time here?
[03:48] Cain
    Yes! I've finally turned twelve,
[03:51] Cain
    so I'm here to register as an adventurer!
[03:53] Claude
    Yeah? Well, just remember,
    you've only got one life.
[03:57] Claude
    Don't do anything too crazy.
[03:59] Cain
    I feel like I've seen that red hair before...
[04:07] Retia
    Welcome to the Royal Capital
    Guild Headquarters.
[04:10] Retia
    Are you here to register as an adventurer?
[04:12] Cain
    Yes!
[04:14] Retia
    Please fill in the required
    fields on this form.
[04:18] Cain
    Let's see... My name is Cain...
[04:20] Cain
    Wait, should I write the "baron" part?
[04:24] Cain
    That doesn't have anything to do
    with being an adventurer, though.
[04:27] Cain
    Just "Cain" should be enough.
[04:30] Cain
    Does this look okay?
[04:34] Retia
    Yes, this will do.
[04:36] Retia
    Now I'll need you to place a drop
    of your blood on this crystal.
[04:39] Cain
    My blood?
[04:41] Retia
    Yes, it will register your magic
    capacity on your guild card.
[04:47] Retia
    You'll start at G-rank.
[04:53] Cain
    Come to think of it...
[04:54] Cain
    My instructors said they
    were D-rank, didn't they?
[04:58] Cain
    I wonder what they're up to now.
[05:00] Retia
    If anything is unclear to you,
    feel free to ask questions at any time.
[05:04] Cain
    Thank you, ma'am!
[05:06] Retia
    Oh, I'm sorry! My name is Retia.
[05:10] Retia
    It's nice to meet you, Sir Cain.
[05:13] Cain
    There's no need for "Sir." I'm only twelve.
[05:16] Cain
    Just my name, please.
[05:17] Retia
    I see. Well, then, I wish you luck, Cain.
[05:22] Retia
    Oh, but remember that your life is valuable.
[05:25] Cain
    I will!
[05:27] AdventurerA
    Hey, Retia!
[05:29] AdventurerA
    Ditch the brat and come hang out with us.
[05:31] AdventurerB
    We'll keep you company
    all through the night.
[05:37] Cain
    This again?
[05:39] AdventurerA
    What's this? Be a good little kid
    and stay home helping your mommy!
[05:44] AdventurerC
    He dodged that like a real man!
[05:47] AdventurerB
    Looks like this kid needs some education!
[05:51] AdventurerC
    What the hell are you doing?!
[05:52] Cain
    That's what I should be asking you.
[05:54] AdventurerA
    Get him!
[05:57] AdventurerA
    Keep still, damn it!
[05:59] Cain
    Wait!
[06:00] Cain
    If you draw that...
[06:01] Claude
    Hey, you guys.
    What're you doing to a little kid?
[06:05] Cain
    The red-haired guy from earlier!
[06:07] AdventurerA
    Th-The guy from Ice Flame...
[06:09] AdventurerA
    Claude!
[06:11] Claude
    If you wanna fight someone that bad...
[06:13] Claude
    I'll fight you. All through the night.
[06:18] AdventurerA
    Let's go! Better remember our faces, brat!
[06:21] Cain
    What a cliché.
[06:24] Retia
    Thank you so much, Sir Claude!
[06:27] Cain
    I appreciate your helping me out.
[06:30] Claude
    Don't worry about it.
    I stopped them for their own good.
[06:33] Claude
    I can tell from the way you
    moved that you're pretty strong.
[06:37] Claude
    What's your name?
[06:38] Cain
    Cain. My name is Cain.
[06:40] Claude
    Cain, huh?
[06:42] Claude
    I'll remember that.
[06:45] Claude
    I like you!
[06:46] Claude
    Join me for a drink in return
    for that great show you put on.
[06:52] Claude
    Fruit juice for you,
    since you're still a kid.
[06:59] Claude
    Anyway, you're pretty
    well-trained, aren't ya?
[07:02] Claude
    Your evasive moves were incredibly efficient.
[07:05] Claude
    It takes a lot of practice
    to pull off moves like those.
[07:08] Cain
    I've been training since I was very little.
[07:11] Cain
    I had tutors who were adventurers.
[07:14] Claude
    Huh? Tutors?
[07:16] Claude
    Nah, couldn't be. Never mind.
[07:18] Claude
    Here's to the promising new
    adventurer I just met today!
[07:21] Claude
    Cheers!
[07:27] Cain
    By the way, Claude, that guy earlier
    said you're with the "Ice Flame."
[07:32] Claude
    Yeah, Ice Flame is the name of my party.
[07:35] Claude
    I use a flame sword,
    and my wife uses ice magic,
[07:39] Claude
    so the name kinda came naturally.
[07:41] Cain
    Wow, you're in a party with your wife?
[07:44] Claude
    You should find a trustworthy party
    to work with as soon as you can.
[07:48] Claude
    Then you can take on the big quests,
[07:51] Claude
    and your rank will go up quickly.
[07:52] Claude
    Like this.
[07:56] Cain
    Wow! A gold card!
[07:58] Cain
    That means you're A-rank, doesn't it?!
[08:00] Claude
    Yeah, but I'm still a far cry from our
    first king, who was apparently SSS-rank.
[08:05] Cain
    It's still amazing!
[08:08] Claude
    There's still a long way to go, though!
[08:10] Cain
    SSS-rank, huh?
[08:12] Claude
    Yep. I hear the SSS-rank card is black.
[08:16] Claude
    Of course, gold looks a lot cooler, though!
[08:18] Claude
    Ow!
[08:20] Lina
    So this is where you've been!
[08:22] Lina
    I wondered where you were!
    Why are you in here drinking?!
[08:24] Claude
    This is my wife, Lina. You'll love her.
[08:27] Lina
    Don't change the subject!
[08:29] Lina
    You just accepted a quest,
    so let's get on it already!
[08:32] Cain
    Um, my name is Cain.
[08:34] Cain
    Claude saved me from some
    guys trying to pick a fight.
[08:38] Lina
    Cain, eh? What a cutie!
[08:41] Lina
    There are a lot of nasty folks around here,
[08:43] Lina
    so if anything happens, you tell me, okay?
[08:45] Cain
    I will. Thank you very much.
[08:48] Claude
    Yeah, but, Lina, Cain's got some
    skills, despite how he looks.
[08:53] Claude
    If I hadn't stopped him,
     the floor would be covered in blood.
[08:57] Lina
    Excuse me!
[08:58] Lina
    Keep drinking, and the floor's
    gonna be covered in your blood.
[09:01] Claude
    Ow, ow, ow, ow!
[09:03] Claude
    O-Okay, okay!
[09:04] Claude
    See ya later, Cain!
[09:06] Lina
    Bye now, Cain.
[09:06] Claude
    Ow, ow, ow!
[09:08] Lina
    That booze is coming out of
    your quest payout, you hear?
[09:10] Claude
    What?!
[09:11] Cain
    Thank you again!
[09:13] Claude
    Sure! Find yourself a good quest!
[09:18] Cain
    Quests for G-rankers...
[09:21] Cain
    Cleaning and cargo transport for a shop, huh?
[09:24] Cain
    With magic, that'd be a piece of cake...
[09:29] Cain
    But I'd really rather not do that.
[09:32] Cain
    I'd prefer one that has to
    do with defeating monsters...
[09:37] Cain
    Getting rid of goblins
    in the eastern forest?!
[09:39] Cain
    And the reward is per goblin
    defeated, with no upper limit?!
[09:42] Cain
    This is it! My first quest...
[09:44] Cain
    is right here!
[09:48] Cain
    My first quest!
[09:49] Tijuana
    Dear husband!
[09:52] Cain
    Tijuana?! Why are you here?
[09:54] Daim
    The order is training
    outside the capital today.
[09:57] Tijuana
    What about you?
[09:58] Cain
    I just registered as an adventurer,
    and I'm going on my first quest!
[10:02] Tijuana
    I see! In that case, I'll go with you!
[10:05] Cain
    What?!
[10:06] Daim
    But, Captain, we have training—
[10:09] Tijuana
    What wife would miss the start
    of her husband's new adventure?!
[10:12] Tijuana
    As for the training, you can take charge.
[10:15] Tijuana
    Let's go, my dear husband!
[10:17] Cain
    Help me, Vice Captain!
[10:20] Dain
    Sorry, Cain. I can't defy the captain.
[10:22] Cain
    Oh, come on!
[10:31] Cain
    So this is the forest
    mentioned in the quest...
[10:35] Tijuana
    Alone in the forest with my dear husband...
[10:38] Tijuana
    My heart feels so warm, even the
    roars of the monsters sound pleasant!
[10:42] Tijuana
    Come! Come!
[10:46] Tijuana
    Doesn't the breeze feel wonderful?
[10:48] Tijuana
    Where are those goblins
    you need for the quest?
[10:51] Cain
    Search!
[10:55] Cain
    I'm picking up signs of
    goblins straight ahead.
[10:57] Tijuana
    Okay! Straight ahead it is!
[11:01] Cain
    Wait up!
[11:03] Tijuana
    Chase me down, my dear husband!
[11:12] Tijuana
    How awful.
[11:13] Cain
    My Search indicated they'd be around here...
[11:16] Tijuana
    Dear husband, look!
[11:20] Cain
    Let's go!
[11:23] Tijuana
    Dear husband!
[11:24] Cain
    Heal!
[11:29] Tijuana
    These beasts must be high-ranked.
[11:31] Tijuana
    Leave this to me! I'll make an escape route!
[11:35] Cain
    Tijuana!
[11:42] Tijuana
    How'd you like that?
    My blade is cutting well today!
[11:48] Cain
    Tijuana, it's okay.
[11:50] Cain
    I'll cover you with my magic!
[11:57] Tijuana
    Thank you! I'm filled with
    my dear husband's love!
[12:02] Tijuana
    Now you and I are of one body and soul!
[12:05] Tijuana
    Dear husband! I love you!
[12:10] Tijuana
    Be it...
[12:11] Tijuana
    in sickness...
[12:13] Tijuana
    or in health...
[12:15] Tijuana
    I swear to stay by your side!
[12:19] Tijuana
    Now is the time for our first joint task!
[12:21] Tijuana
    This blade is my vow of undying love!
[12:25] Tijuana
    I will be with my dear husband forever!
[12:27] Tijuana
    Time to cut the cake!
[12:35] Guests
    Congratulations! Congratulations!
[12:37] Guests
    Congratulations, Tijuana!
[12:39] Tijuana
    Dear husband, praise me!
[12:42] Guests
    Congratulations! Congratulations!
    Congratulations!
[12:49] Tijuana
    Green lizards!
[12:51] Tijuana
    Sheesh... It just never ends.
[12:54] Cain
    Tijuana, take that man and run.
[12:56] Tijuana
    But—
[12:57] Cain
    Let me handle it this time.
[12:58] Cain
    I'll be fine.
[13:00] Tijuana
    All right.
[13:01] Tijuana
    Come on, this way!
[13:04] Cain
    Now, then...
[13:05] Cain
    Light Ball!
[13:07] Cain
    Now's my chance!
[13:09] Cain
    Ice Pillar!
[13:15] Man
    What the heck was that?!
[13:18] Tijuana
    My dear husband is just too much today!
SIGN    Some Time Later
[13:22] Millie
    Wh-What is this giant hole?!
[13:25] Millie
    The intel we got from the guild said
    the green lizards lived in this area
[13:30] Millie
    but there's nothing here.
    Not a trace of them.
[13:33] Nina
    I'm going home.
[13:36] Millie
    Wait up!
[13:37] Millie
    Nina! Nina!
SIGN    And Now
[13:43] Retia
    Oh, Cain. What's the matter?
[13:45] Cain
    Um, I defeated some green lizards.
[13:49] Cain
    Does it still count if
    I didn't accept the quest?
[13:51] Retia
    What? You defeated green lizards?!
[13:54] Cain
    Should I not have?
[13:55] Retia
    Well, quests for green lizards are meant
    for D-rankers if it's a single one,
[13:59] Retia
    or C-rank if it's a group of them.
[14:02] Retia
    Thank goodness you're all right.
    You were lucky.
[14:05] Cain
    I took out about thirty of them...
[14:08] Retia
    What?! Th-Thirty?!
[14:11] Retia
    Chief! Chief!
[14:13] Retia
    This incredible boy says he
    defeated thirty green lizards!
[14:15] Cedric
    What? Green lizards, you say?
[14:18] Retia
    Yes!
[14:20] Cedric
    Bring him in here!
[14:22] Retia
    Huh?
[14:24] Cedric
    I'm Cedric. The guild master is with
    a visitor, so I'm handling your case.
[14:29] Cedric
    Tell me honestly, Cain.
[14:32] Cedric
    Where did you get the green lizards?
[14:35] Cain
    Huh?
[14:36] Cedric
    You're a G-rank who only
    just registered today.
[14:39] Cedric
    And you're just a kid! There's no
    way you could kill a green lizard!
[14:42] Retia
    Chief, it's wrong to accuse him
    of cheating without any evidence!
[14:46] Cain
    That's right. I've told you that
    I just defeated them like normal.
[14:50] Cedric
    I looked at the registry,
    and you're just a commoner.
[14:53] Cedric
    You talk big for a peasant trying to
    swindle the guild for reward money.
[14:57] Cain
    It's unfair for you to just assume that!
[14:59] Cedric
    Shut up! Cheating must be severely punished!
[15:02] Cedric
    I'm revoking your guild card!
[15:04] Retia
    Chief! That's an abuse of authority!
[15:07] Cedric
    Shut up!
[15:08] Cedric
    Cheating will never be tolerated!
[15:11] Cedric
    My decision won't change!
    We're done here! Get lost!
[15:14] Cain
    Y-You can't...
[15:16] Cain
    I finally became an adventurer,
    and they're revoking it?!
[15:19] Edin
    What's all the fuss here?
[15:22] Edin
    You're so loud, I can't
    even hold a conversation.
[15:24] Cedric
    Guild Master!
[15:26] Cedric
    I'm sorry, but this brat
    won't admit he cheated.
[15:29] Cain
    I keep telling you, I didn't cheat!
[15:31] Edin
    My goodness.
[15:33] Edin
    You're...
[15:39] Edin
    So how did you come to the
    conclusion that he cheated?
[15:42] Cedric
    I mean, c'mon! He claims he killed
    green lizards on the day he registered!
[15:46] Cedric
    Thirty of them, no less!
[15:48] Cedric
    It's obvious there's a scam going on here!
[15:52] Retia
    Guild Master?
[15:53] Cedric
    Why are you laughing?!
[15:55] Edin
    Cedric...
[15:56] Edin
    You say there's no way a child like
    this could defeat green lizards?
[16:00] Edin
    You've got a lot yet to learn.
[16:03] Cedric
    Guild Master...
[16:04] Cedric
    You'd believe a rotten little
    brat like this over me?!
[16:08] Cain
    Rotten...
[16:11] Edin
    Hey, come on in.
[16:13] Cedric
    The knight captain!
[16:13] Cain
    Tijuana!
[16:15] Cain/Cedric
    Huh?
[16:16] Tijuana
    My dear husband!
[16:18] Cedric/Retia
    What?! "Husband"?!
[16:19] Edin
    I thought so.
[16:20] Cain
    Tijuana, don't!
    Our engagement is still a secret!
[16:24] Cedric/Retia
    Engagement?!
[16:27] Cain
    Oops...
[16:28] Cain
    Wait, what are you doing here, anyway?!
[16:31] Tijuana
    I actually came back to the guild after that
[16:33] Tijuana
    to talk about countermeasures
    against goblins and green lizards.
[16:37] Edin
    Exactly.
[16:39] Edin
    Cain... no...
[16:42] Edin
    Baron Cain.
[16:43] Cedric
    What?! Baron?!
[16:46] Edin
    You hadn't heard
[16:48] Edin
    about the hero who saved
    Princess Telestia and Miss Silk?
[16:52] Cedric
    Th-That was... this kid?!
[16:55] Edin
    Yep. Baron Cain.
[16:57] Cedric
    A baron?! But the registry didn't...
[17:01] Cain
    I didn't want to be treated
    like a noble here,
[17:03] Cain
    so I registered as just "Cain."
[17:06] Edin
    And Baron Cain is also
[17:08] Edin
    a son of Margrave Garm.
[17:11] Cedric
    H-He's a son of Margrave Garm?!
[17:14] Edin
    And if he marries Tijuana,
[17:17] Edin
    he'll also be my brother-in-law.
[17:19] Cain
    What?! You're Tijuana's brother?!
[17:23] Edin
    That's what surprises you the most?
[17:25] Edin
    Cedric, would you still call
    him a rotten little brat?
[17:30] Edin
    I guess that would make
    me a rotten big brother.
[17:35] Cedric
    Master Cain! I'll be more careful!
[17:37] Cedric
    Please don't have me charged
    with insulting a noble!
[17:39] Cain
    Tijuana, is insulting a noble a crime?
[17:42] Tijuana
    The law says a commoner who
    insults nobility can be executed.
[17:45] Cain
    E-Execution?! I'd never
    do anything that horrible!
[17:49] Cain
    I accept your apology.
    Please raise your head.
[17:52] Cain
    But please don't make any more
    unfounded assumptions, okay?
[17:55] Cedric
    Of course! Never again!
[17:57] Cain
    Anyway, will the guild
    accept my green lizards?
[18:01] Cain
    I have about thirty of them.
[18:05] Edin
    We'll gladly accept them.
[18:07] Edin
    Retia.
[18:08] Retia
    Right. We'll put them
    in the storehouse later,
[18:11] Retia
    and then they'll be dealt with.
[18:13] Edin
    But for a G-ranked rookie to bring
    back thirty green lizards...
[18:19] Edin
    We can't just leave things as they stand.
[18:22] Edin
    To apologize for all this,
[18:23] Edin
    I'll raise your rank to C.
[18:26] Cain
    What? Really?!
[18:28] Tijuana
    Come now, Brother!
    C-rank isn't nearly good enough!
[18:31] Tijuana
    My husband defeated a
    red dragon at the age of ten!
[18:35] Tijuana
    Besides, he's stronger than me!
[18:38] Cedric
    What?! He's stronger than
    the captain of the knights?!
[18:41] Retia
    Does that make him the
    strongest in the kingdom?!
[18:43] Tijuana
    Yep, that's right!
[18:45] Tijuana
    Right, my dear husband?
[18:47] Edin
    Hmm... No one can attain B-rank
    without subjugating some bandits,
[18:52] Edin
    but I doubt anyone would complain
    if it was the hero, Baron Cain.
[18:55] Edin
    Why don't I just put you at A-rank?
[18:57] Cedric/Retia
    What?! A-rank on his first day?!
[19:00] Edin
    Oh, you'll need to subjugate
    those bandits, though.
[19:03] Cain
    Is it okay if I just capture
    them and bring them in?
[19:06] Edin
    Yes, that's fine.
[19:08] Edin
    There are other quests the guild
    will directly assign to you, too,
[19:11] Edin
    so you definitely deserve A-rank.
[19:13] Edin
    Retia, Cedric, take care of the paperwork.
[19:16] Cedric/Retia
    R-Right!
[19:20] Edin
    Baron Cain, as the guild master,
[19:23] Edin
    I sincerely apologize for my
    subordinate's rude behavior.
[19:25] Edin
    I'm sorry.
[19:26] Cain
    Please, don't apologize.
    It doesn't matter now.
[19:30] Edin
    Thank you.
[19:32] Edin
    I was a bit surprised when I heard
    you were engaged to my sister...
[19:37] Edin
    But after finally seeing you today,
    my mind's been put at ease.
[19:40] Edin
    I know my little sister
    is a bit rambunctious,
[19:43] Edin
    but please take care of her.
[19:45] Tijuana
    Come on, Brother! What do
    you mean, "rambunctious"?
[19:48] Tijuana
    I was only looking for a strong opponent.
[19:50] Edin
    I bet you strong-armed him into
    getting engaged, didn't you?
[19:53] Tijuana
    Please! My dear husband and I have already
    performed love's first joint task!
[20:00] Tijuana
    That is the symbol of the love between us!
[20:03] Cain
    Tijuana! Don't phrase it like that!
[20:06] Cain
    You're gonna give your
    brother the wrong idea!
[20:09] Edin
    Don't worry.
[20:10] Edin
    I know my sister, and how she calls mock
    battles "dates," better than anyone.
[20:15] Cain
    I'm so glad you're such an
    understanding older brother!
[20:22] Zenom
    He never changes, does he?
[20:24] Reno
    He's caused another commotion.
[20:26] Reno
    I really think giving him level-10
     protections was too much.
[20:29] Zenom
    It's fine. We need him to get even stronger.
[20:33] Sarnos
    Do you have some reason for
    making him so powerful?
[20:37] Zenom
    Yes. Aaron's seal will soon be broken.
[20:42] Gods
    Aaron?!
[20:44] Rime
    If Aaron returns, the world
    will be in real trouble!
[20:47] Zenom
    Exactly. He was sealed 300 years ago,
    but who knows what will happen this time?
[20:54] Bela
    In that case, we need him
    to get much stronger,
[20:58] Bela
    or our world will lose all the prosperity
    it has at long last obtained!
[21:02] Sarnos
    Yes, we must train him even more. But how?
[21:07] Zenom
    There is someone hidden away who
    could make a fine master for him.
[21:11] Reno
    Ah, yes, the one you speak
    of would be perfect.
[21:13] Reno
    Let's have the child train under him.
[21:16] Sarnos
    Him...
[21:21] Cain
    Gold!
[22:56] Silk/Telestia
    Let's finally study together today!
[22:58] Cain
    Sure, we can do that, Teles, Silk.
[23:01] Silk
    Yay! A study date!
[23:03] Telestia
    Please teach me lots of things!
[23:05] Tijuana
    There you are, my dear husband!
[23:08] Tijuana
    We had a forest date...
    so next we'll have a beach date!
[23:12] Cain
    Gah!
[23:12] Telestia
    What is this about a "forest date"?
[23:15] Silk
    You turned us down, but went
    on a date with Tijuana?
[23:19] Telestia
    Master Cain!
[23:19] Silk
    Cain!
[23:21] Telestia
    You must give us a thorough lesson.
[23:23] Silk
    Please do, Instructor Cain.
[23:25] Cain
    U-Um, um... Y-You've got it all wrong!
[23:28] Silk/Telestia
    Grovel!
[23:29] Silk/Telestia
    Grovel!
SIGN    Preview
[23:35] Cain
    Next time, "The Royal Academy."
SIGN    "The Royal Academy"
[23:36] Cain
    Come to think of it,
    Claude reminds me of someone...