E4 - Paradise Paradigm

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[00:32] Ken
    R... Ryo Ryo-Ohki-oneechan?
[00:35] Ten
    Good morning, Kenshi.
[00:38] Ken
    Good morning, Tenchi-niichan.
[00:58] Ken
    Did something good happen?
[01:09] Fuk
    There he is.
[01:11] Fuk
    Kenshi!
[01:13] Fuk
    We're all going to
    the lake in the mountains.
[01:16] Fuk
    We're taking a ton of food, too!
[01:20] Fuk
    Get ready quick!
[01:23] Ken
    Okay!
SIGN    Tenchi Muyo!
SIGN    Ryo-Ohki
SIGN    Tenchi Muyo!
SIGN    Ryo-Ohki
SIGN    Episode 4: "Paradise Paradigm"
[03:10] Sho
    Kenshi-kun's quite something.
[03:12] Ten
    He is always playing tag
    with Ryo-Ohki in the mountains.
[03:35] Mir
    You did well to make it up here, little boy!
[03:38] Are
    Miron-sensei?
[03:40] Mir
    But this is where you will meet your fate!
[03:43] Mir
    Taste my ultimate weapon!
[03:53] Mir
    Go, my berserker, do that little boy—
[03:57] Mir
    Huh?
[04:07] Mir
    How dare you!
[04:09] Mir
    But that was the weakest of the Big Four!
[04:16] Ryo
    What did those two actually want?
[04:19] Sho
    They wanted to exploit Palty's trauma,
    but she's already overcome it.
[04:25] Dir
    Miron-sensei was always fun, but she's
    gotten even more fun since Jovia came here.
[04:30] Are
    We just have double
    the nuisances now, you dork.
[04:34] Noi
    This looks like...
[04:36] Was
    Yeah, I made it resemble the flora
    over there for Kenshi's training.
[04:41] Dir
    Kenshi-chan, let's go deeper!
[04:44] Dir
    We found a huge mushroom the other day!
[04:46] Ken
    Coming, Dird-oneechan!
[04:49] Noi
    Hands-on training of sorts?
[04:51] Was
    We can't throw him into the deep end, you know.
[04:58] Ten
    Miron-san is pretty intense, huh?
[05:02] Sho
    Minamida-san was supposed to
    be in charge of Jovia-san...
[05:08] Sho
    Tenchi-san,
[05:10] Sho
    is it true there's a bunch of people in space
    who are even crazier than that?
[05:13] Ten
    You could say so.
[05:15] Sho
    Meanwhile, I'm just a normal Earthling
    who's good at rock-paper-scissors.
[05:20] Ten
    Both Seina-kun and I thought so, too.
[05:23] Ten
    But the mere fact that you're here
    means you're not normal.
[05:31] Sho
    "Victims of the Stupid Hags Club"?
[05:33] Ten
    Yep. It's a collective whose
    aim is lessening the pain
[05:37] Ten
    that comes from dealing with
    the troublesome women in our lives.
[05:40] Ten
    Oh, I didn't know there was such a thing.
[05:43] Ten
    We've all got our own troublemakers,
[05:46] Ten
    but as all of them are colluding with
    each other anyway, it's just for our nerves.
[05:51] Ten
    Basically, we just meet up in a pub
    from time to time to rant.
[05:56] Sho
    That doesn't sound promising...
[05:58] Ten
    It's easier if you give up early.
[06:01] Sho
    Minamida-san said the same thing, too!
[06:04] Ten
    You don't like Miron-sensei?
[06:08] Sho
    Sob... Thanks, you guys...
[06:17] Jov
    What was that supposed to be?
    Berserker, my ass. That was useless!
[06:22] Mir
    Damn it! When did she manage
    to dispel that curse?!
[06:26] ---
    You'll pay for this!
[06:28] Ten
    They don't tire, do they?
[06:30] Sho
    Looks like being thrown into water
    will be a theme for them.
[06:37] Kar
    Seina-sama, shouldn't we at least capture Jovia-san?
[06:43] Tenn
    Yeah!
[06:44] Tenn
    I mean, I'm also suppressing my urge to go
    to down there to play with Tenchi and Kenshi!
[06:53] Sei
    Even if we capture her,
[06:55] Sei
    Jovia-san, with her stress levels,
    is just going to get in our way.
[06:58] Tenn
    Sheesh. You always manage to pick up
    the troublesome ones, Seina-chan.
[07:03] Sei
    I do feel bad about
    offloading her on Shou-kun.
[07:06] Tenn
    It's a good dry run for him.
[07:09] Tenn
    In space, the Big Four are puny
    compared to the Ultra Demon Lord.
[07:18] Noi
    Good work, everyone.
[07:21] Noi
    Please relax until dinner.
[07:23] Both
    Will do!
[07:26] Pal
    Thank you very much.
[07:31] Dir
    That's so good.
[07:32] Dir
    But, Kenshi-chan, you really pop off
    when you're in the mountains.
[07:37] Ken
    I do?
[07:38] Was
    What do you mean by that?
[07:40] Dir
    Well, I didn't really see it
    when it was flat, but there it was...
[07:46] Dir
    Ah, um, hmm...
[07:51] Are
    Washu-sama, it's impossible
    to get an explanation from that idiot.
[07:57] Dir
    And then, he went pop.
[08:00] Was
    Aha, I see.
[08:02] Are
    Y-You were able to understand
    that weird dance?
[08:05] Was
    I know someone a little like that, too.
[08:08] Was
    I didn't get the finer details,
    but I got some valuable information.
[08:19] Ten
    Did something happen?
[08:21] Was
    It's a tiny step, but it
    seems coming here was worth it.
[08:24] Ten
    Did Kenshi have a breakthrough?
[08:27] Was
    It's not quite enough to say that,
[08:29] Was
    but I think he's ready for some
    light sparring sessions with the girls.
[08:34] Ten
    When it comes to guardian combat...
[08:36] Was
    That'll come much later.
[08:38] Was
    It could make him feel invincible
    and hinder the development of the body.
[08:43] Was
    So it'll just be old-fashioned fighting.
[08:45] Ten
    Right.
[08:47] Was
    Also, let's start training him in using
    sensor information when locating enemies,
[08:51] Was
    instead of purely relying on his five senses.
[08:54] Ten
    And that won't have adverse side effects?
[08:57] Was
    Moving his body based on sensor data
[09:00] Was
    is something that Kenshi naturally
    inherited from Rea-dono, anyway.
[09:08] Was
    All right.
[09:14] Was
    Go through the jungle and the four areas
    where Dird and the others are,
[09:19] Was
    and then get to this point.
[09:22] Was
    Of course, Dird and the rest will attack you
    when you're in their territory.
[09:26] Was
    Every time you get hit by an attack,
    you'll lose a point.
[09:31] Was
    You'll also lose points
    if you don't make it on time.
[09:36] Sho
    What happens if he loses lots of points?
[09:39] Was
    The fewer the points he has,
    the more time he'll be forced
[09:41] Was
    to endure Ryo-Ohki's tickle torture.
[09:44] Sho
    And what's the reward
    for not losing any points?
[09:47] Was
    Then Ryo-Ohki will pet his head.
[09:52] Sho
    Kenshi-kun, they're trying
    to domesticate you...
[10:03] Dir
    You're fast, Kenshi-chan.
[10:45] Are
    Not so fast.
[11:00] Sho
    Those ricocheting rounds are annoying.
[11:31] Ken
    No, get off!
[11:38] Sho
    Getting away from the enhanced
    Pii and Piyo is impossible...
[11:42] Was
    They are more nimble than Kenshi for sure.
[11:45] Sho
    I guess Palty is last.
[11:59] Pal
    Kenshi-chan. I can't really
    hold back when I fight, so...
[12:06] Ken
    I understand.
[12:34] Ken
    It's not as bad as going against
    Sasami-oneechan, but still...
[12:36] Sho
    Fighting in cluttered terrain is her forte.
[12:40] Was
    That's what the Jurai
    fighting style is about.
[12:44] Was
    That makes her a great opponent for Kenshi.
[12:50] Fuk
    Kenshi! Over here!
[12:53] Fuk
    Run! Hurry, hurry!
[12:59] Mir
    I will praise you for defeating
    my Big Four and making it here.
[13:03] Jov
    However, they were nothing
    but the opening act!
[13:07] Jov
    This is where it gets real!
[13:10] Mir
    Try to defeat us both if you can...
[13:16] Fuk
    Goal!
[13:18] Fuk
    Unfortunately, you didn't make it in time.
[13:22] Fuk
    Your score is -94 points.
[13:25] Fuk
    Nine hundred and forty seconds of tickling time!
[13:30] Fuk
    How dare you, you brat?!
[13:45] Sho
    Isn't that the best training for him?
[13:55] Was
    Yup, that got me some interesting data.
[13:59] Was
    While we're here, we should have them train
    with Kenshi as much as possible.
[14:04] Ten
    We'll have to repay them for that, then.
[14:06] Was
    From what I can see from the data,
    this is good training for them as well.
[14:11] Ten
    This counts as training?
[14:14] Was
    He's quite the talent, eh?
    I look forward to seeing him when he's grown up.
[14:18] Was
    Oh, looks like we have guests.
[14:29] Sho
    Minamida-san, there really are
    a lot of signals now.
[14:33] Mina
    Geez, they sure don't know when to quit.
[14:38] Ten
    Good work. What's the status?
[14:41] Mina
    They're approaching the island
    from all directions using silent submarines.
[14:45] Mina
    Numerous unknown vessels,
    both large and small, are approaching.
[14:49] Ten
    Unknown? I guess that means
    they're newly developed vessels?
[14:53] Ten
    They really had to bring
    those out here, didn't they?
[14:56] Min
    We'll have to be careful
    based on who it is,
[14:59] Min
    or else it'll be a burden on their taxpayers.
[15:01] Ten
    They're probably misappropriating funds, anyway.
[15:04] Ten
    Instead of turning them into scrap,
    I'd put them somewhere random inland.
[15:10] Sho
    Y-You're talking so calmly,
    but their numbers are off the charts!
[15:14] Ten
    You'll get used to it eventually.
[15:16] Sho
    Okay...
[15:17] Ten
    What about the other forces?
[15:19] Nami
    Warships are not so fast,
    so there are none nearby yet.
[15:24] Nami
    However, there are a few tankers
    moving suspiciously.
[15:28] Nami
    Additionally, there's some movement
    among the aerial forces.
[15:31] Ten
    I'd guess that they're trying to seize this island,
[15:34] Ten
    but I'm not too familiar with
    these kinds of strategies...
[15:37] Ten
    Well, I suppose they wouldn't
    bother with infiltration.
[15:41] Mina
    I think they'll probably start
    by firing missiles at us—
[15:44] Mina
    Ah, here they come.
[15:47] Ten
    Looking at those numbers, they probably
    think this is an uninhabited training area.
[15:51] Sho
    It's almost 1,000!
[15:54] Ten
    That's no problem.
[16:19] Sho
    All of them vanished in a second?
[16:21] Sho
    Does this mean that Tenchi-san
    could handle all of this by himself?
[16:25] Mina
    If he only had to destroy them, yes.
[16:29] Mina
    Shou-kun, please keep a look out here.
[16:31] Mina
    Let us know when you see something.
[16:33] Sho
    A-All right.
[16:38] Sho
    What am I supposed to actually do here, though?
[17:17] Sho
    The submarine signals are all vanishing!
[17:20] Sho
    How is any of this possible?
[17:49] Sho
    Those were definitely supposed to
    impact Tabletop Island.
[17:52] Sho
    They were made with ceramic compounds
    for superior thermal insulation.
[17:56] Sho
    So, basically, a simple high density
    alloy stuffed into a big thermos?
[18:00] Sho
    Is this what they call the "Rod of God"?
[18:02] Sho
    That'd mean they'd pierce through the island,
    even if they weren't exactly nukes.
[18:07] Sho
    That would definitely suck.
[18:09] Sho
    Anyway, I got here in the blink of an eye.
[18:12] Sho
    This guardian is on a whole different level
    than the one I used to fight Dird and them.
[18:16] Sho
    So this is what
    the high-end guardians are like.
[18:21] Sho
    Man, there are more?
[18:33] Mas
    So, are you done now?
[18:36] Guy
    You're telling me everything
    was your doing?!
[18:38] Guy
    I don't believe it! That's impossible!
[18:42] Mas
    You're underestimating
    the technology of a world
[18:45] Mas
    where interstellar travel is an everyday thing.
[18:48] Guy
    Why is it that girl?!
[18:49] Guy
    There are worthier candidates
    for leading Earth's government!
[18:53] Guy
    Not to mention, that girl can't
    handle such a heavy responsibility!
[18:56] Mas
    She is merely an agent for our side.
[18:59] Mas
    As Earth does not have a right
    to speak in the Galactic Federation,
[19:02] Mas
    the seat in the parliament is merely there
    to keep other planets from meddling.
[19:08] Mas
    You need only concern yourself
    with the development of Earth.
[19:12] Mas
    Either way, until you acquire the qualifications,
    we will be the Earth government.
[19:19] Guy
    That's why we need your technology!
[19:22] Guy
    You're from Earth, too, aren't you?!
[19:25] Mas
    That is forbidden.
    People from an initial-stage civilization
[19:29] Mas
    cannot endure the vastness of space.
[19:33] Guy
    The vastness of... space?
[19:36] Mas
    In order to live in space,
    physical and mental evolution are necessary.
[19:42] Mas
    Before it becomes natural
    for a planet's people to be at that stage,
[19:45] Mas
    an unbelievably long time has to pass.
[19:48] Mas
    The only way is to develop new technologies
[19:51] Mas
    and keep advancing bit by bit
    through trial and error.
[19:54] Mas
    Incidentally,
[19:56] Mas
    I had this conversation time and again
    with your predecessor and the one before that.
[20:01] Guy
    Then what about Miron or Kukoma?!
[20:03] Mas
    Despite the astronomical odds,
    they encountered us and passed the trials.
[20:08] Mas
    That is why they are the exception.
[20:10] Guy
    Are you saying I didn't
    have the qualifications?!
[20:13] Mas
    You were not able to get to Tabletop Island.
[20:18] Mas
    It's not a matter of ability or the like.
[20:20] Mas
    Whatever form it takes,
    they have a real presence to them.
[20:23] Mas
    And the unusual ability
    to influence the mood in their vicinity.
[20:27] Mas
    They are exceptions because we
    recognized those things in them.
[20:33] Guy
    Erase... my memory.
[20:35] Guy
    Please, it is too hard to live
    with this knowledge.
[20:58] Mina
    He's become rather feral—
    I mean tough—in such a short time.
[21:03] Ten
    Looks like coming here was good for him.
[21:06] Ten
    He's made some friends his age, too.
[21:08] Min
    In a little while, the guild
    business should be sorted out,
[21:12] Min
    and we'll have more people here.
[21:14] Ten
    We'll come visit again.
[21:15] Ten
    Since the annoying things got taken care of,
    this should be a nice, quiet island.
[21:19] Sho
    I would be so happy if that came true.
[21:23] Min
    Once those old men come back,
    the operation and defenses of the island
[21:28] Min
    can be switched over to the main system,
    and then you'll be off the hook.
[21:32] Min
    Well, there's the matter
    of the Galactic Academy, as well,
[21:35] Min
    so you can only relax until then.
[21:37] Sho
    You mean the GP Academy, right?
[21:40] Sho
    I never thought we'd go
    to the same school as Miron-sensei...
[21:44] Ten
    That's probably the place
    that will suit her best.
[21:47] Ten
    Anyway, you should enjoy yourself there, too.
[21:50] Sho
    Right, but every time I talk to Minamida-san,
    it makes me worry... about all sorts of things.
[21:55] Min
    You'll find ways to deal
    with those worries there, too.
[22:00] Min
    But it's true that those worries can
    be amplified and multiplied, as well...
[22:08] Ken
    Wow, this is amazing!
[22:22] Dir
    This is the jewel of this island.
[22:25] Dir
    You like it, Kenshi-chan?
[22:27] Ken
    Yes!
[22:31] Mir
    You did well to make it
    to my lair, little brats!
[22:35] Are
    There she is again.
[22:36] Pal
    It's actually impressive that she's so persistent.
[22:39] Apu
    Wasted effort...
[22:42] Jov
    This is the last time you can talk
    with such impudence, little girls!
[22:46] Jov
    Behold our new power!
[22:51] Ket
    Wh-What the?!
[22:56] Ket
    It's Fuku!
[22:57] Ket
    She's a monster!
[22:59] Ketb
    There's another one!
[23:08] Jov
    Now your guardian monsters are gone!
[23:10] Jov
    Arise, my minions!
[23:18] Ken
    Oh, it's Laval-chan!
[23:21] Dir
    You know them?
[23:23] Ken
    Yeah, they came to my house the other day.
[23:35] Jov
    This Avalul is an evolved version of Laval!
[23:38] Jov
    Begging Laval to help you
    is less than useless!
[23:43] Mir
    Time to grovel in the dirt and submit to us—
[23:58] Jov
    Why is that here?!
[24:00] Mir
    Wait, you know that thing?
[24:01] Jov
    That's the sacred mechalord that hurled
    all of Renza into the depths of fear and despair.
[24:07] Jov
    That's Yomotsuookami, an evil god
    with power that rivals those little animals!
[24:13] Mir
    That name sounds super dangerous already?!
[24:17] Jov
    But this time we have two summons!
[24:20] Jov
    Avalul! Laval! Wait, what?
[24:25] Jov
    Hey.
[24:35] Jov
    They broke their contracts again?!
[24:53] Ten
    Kenshi-chan!
[24:55] Ken
    Tennyo-oneechan!
[25:34] Jov
    Curse you... brats.
[25:37] Mir
    Just you watch.
[25:40] Mir
    Argh!
[25:44] Ten
    Thank you for everything.
[25:46] Sho
    Please come back anytime.
[25:51] Dir
    Kenshi-chan!
[25:54] Ken
    I promise we'll come back!
     You guys come visit, too!
[26:00] Dio
    We definitely will!
[26:17] Ten
    Kenshi-chan!
[26:27] Dir
    Welcome home, Kenshi-chan.
[26:29] Pal
    Tea is ready.
[26:32] Ken
    You guys!
[26:34] Dir
    All right, ready to play 'til we drop again?!
[26:39] ---
    Kenshi-chan!