E3 - Welcome to Tabletop Island

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[00:09] Girl
    Speed, speed!
[00:11] Girl
    Faster, faster!
[00:13] Girl
    Let's do this!
[00:17] Girl
    If you don't do watch out,
    I'll finish 'em all!
[00:22] Ten
    This is an unexpected outcome.
[00:24] Ten
    A third Earthling after
    Funaho-sama and Seina-kun.
[00:28] Was
    If we're being precise, there's one more.
[00:32] Ten
    Even Seina-kun was bitching about it.
[00:35] ---
    Just bringing her up
    puts Kiriko-san in a bad mood.
[00:39] Was
    The dust has settled,
    so I think it's okay now.
[00:43] Ten
    Seina-kun was bothered by all of this
    being forced on an innocent boy.
[00:48] Ten
    But then he was like, "There was nothing
    else that could be done, right? Right?"
[00:53] Was
    I'd say Seina-dono's being burdened
    with far more troublesome things.
[01:00] Was
    Something's about to happen.
[01:02] Ten
    Roger. Marker check!
[01:11] Ten
    I still can't get used to this feeling.
[01:31] Ten
    This one only needs a marker.
[01:37] Ten
    Does that mean "okay"?
[01:43] Ten
    Found you.
[01:45] Ten
    Geez.
[02:06] Ten
    Washu-san, here you go.
[02:08] Was
    Good work.
[02:11] Was
    We need to make sure that folks who do
    stuff like this really feel your rage.
[02:19] Ten
    I-I wasn't that angry.
[02:22] Was
    Oh, really? Then, I'll hit them with my anger.
[02:28] Was
    Anyway, looks like it's about to be settled.
[02:31] Ten
    Quite a few pirates are fleeing.
    Should we really let them go?
[02:37] Was
    Other than the ones you secured,
    they're all small fry.
[02:41] Was
    We have to leave some work for the GP.
SIGN    Tenchi Muyo!
SIGN    Ryo-Ohki
SIGN    Tenchi Muyo!
SIGN    Ryo-Ohki
SIGN    Episode 3 "Welcome to Tabletop Island"
[04:20] Girl
    Ryo-Ohki-oneechan!
[04:26] Ken
    Oh, it's Fuku-oneechan!
[04:31] Rea
    Oh, my, looks like they're playing already.
[04:34] Ten
    If you're okay with it, Rea-san...
[04:37] Ten
    I still can't figure out what
    makes these "games" fun...
[04:42] Ten
    I do see that they like him, though.
[04:48] Miron
    Even on the island, they do play games
    where people get thrown in the ocean.
[04:53] Jov
    Listen to yourself.
[04:55] ---
    This nympho here is the one who was getting
    thrown into the ocean more than anyone else.
[05:01] Miron
    That kid threw me without hesitation,
    even when there was a reef.
[05:05] Miron
    I lost count of how many
    times I thought I'd die.
[05:07] Jov
    And yet you still managed to bring back
    lobsters and turban shells from there.
[05:12] Jov
    Besides, how are you a teacher when
    you're always seducing youngsters?
[05:16] Jov
    Though that's kind of hot in its own right.
[05:19] Miron
    Can you make up your mind?
[05:20] Miron
    You second-rate bench warmer wife!
[05:22] Jov
    What are you talking about?
[05:23] ---
    I'm a gorgeous woman, and I come
    in a package deal with a young beauty!
[05:26] Miron
    Oh, I wonder which one's the plus one there.
[05:29] Jov
    That's me, clearly.
[05:30] Miron
    In what hell?!
[05:35] Jov
    Wait, that didn't get them?
[05:37] Miron
    That's weird.
[05:38] ---
    With Airi-sama and Seto-sama, this bit
    had them doubled over from laughter.
[05:44] Ten
    Seina-kun and Kukoma-kun
    sure have their hands full.
[05:51] Ryo
    Train another 1000 years
    if you want to beat me!
[05:56] Ken
    Oh, Seina-oniichan!
[05:58] Ryo
    Seina? Seina! Seina! Seina! Seina's here?!
[06:03] Ryo
    O-Oh, crap!
[06:12] Ryo
    You got me.
[06:14] Ryo
    Shall we have a snack?
[06:16] Ken
    Yeah!
[06:18] Ten
    You want to anchor Tabletop Island?
[06:21] Miron
    Yes, it seems that everybody
    has taken a liking to it,
[06:25] ---
    so the decision was unanimous.
[06:28] Miron
    For space travel,
[06:29] Miron
    Washu-sama is going to tweak Tabletop Island's
    royal treeship so that it can be split out.
[06:37] Ten
    I see. I was actually regretting
    that I never had a chance to go visit.
[06:43] Miron
    There are fewer and fewer
    outstanding problems.
[06:46] Miron
    As the battle has been decided,
[06:49] ---
    it was decided that this is a good
    opportunity to invite the Masaki family.
[06:52] Jov
    It'll be great for Kenshi!
[06:55] Jov
    On Tabletop Island there are
    people who are strong,
[07:00] ---
    but not absolute monsters like here.
[07:02] Ten
    Monsters?
[07:04] Was
    It's the perfect opportunity.
[07:06] Ten
    Oh, is it already time?
[07:09] Was
    Yup.
[07:09] Miron
    It's time for tea!
[07:11] Ten
    All right, let's get Kenshi and the others—
[07:16] Girl
    This smells good!
[07:18] Girl
    Fish from the ocean are great,
[07:20] ---
    but the fish from your pond are good, too!
[07:25] Girl
    Kenshi, they're ready to eat.
[07:28] Ken
    Yay! Thank you!
[07:31] Ken
    Hot!
[07:33] Girl
    Are you okay?
[07:35] Ken
    Yeah, I'm fine.
[07:50] Miron
    Yum! This is amazing.
[07:53] Miron
    Jovia did tell me that the food here
    is to die for, but then again,
[07:58] Miron
    her sense of taste is so broken that she'd
    say the same about the crap Palty makes.
[08:04] Miron
    So I had expected it to be about
    one percent of what she had claimed.
[08:08] Jov
    I bet you feel silly now!
[08:10] Miron
    Well, I still doubt that you know
    how great this pastry is.
[08:14] Ten
    By the way, Washu-san.
[08:16] ---
    How's Kenshi's development going?
[08:19] Ten
    I'm happy that the kids
    on Tabletop Island will spar with him,
[08:23] ---
    but they're on completely
    different levels, right?
[08:26] Was
    Since we're trying to reach his maximum potential
    without any augmentations, it'll take time.
[08:30] Was
    Serious combat training will have to wait
[08:32] Was
    until we've broken through
    the first stage of development,
[08:37] Was
    otherwise the training
    won't have much effect.
[08:39] Was
    For now, having the kids over there
    play gently with him is enough.
[08:44] Rea
    Is that how that is?
[08:46] Was
    Kenshi's main task will be to control
    a sacred mechanoid with his operator skills.
[08:51] Was
    Having him internalize
    the experiences will be enough.
[08:54] Was
    Once his body is able to keep up,
[08:56] ---
    his body and experiences will adjust to each
    other, and his true powers will be unlocked.
[09:01] Miron
    They might be good opponents
    for him, Rea-sama.
[09:04] Miron
    An absolute combat novice, Shou,
[09:05] ---
    has become a somewhat decent fighter
    just by being around Fuku-chan and the others.
[09:10] Jov
    I think you guys are overthinking this.
[09:13] Jov
    Just let him enjoy that paradise island!
[09:16] Jov
    Dird in particular is just stupid enough
    to make a perfect playmate.
[09:22] Rea
    You're right.
[09:26] Miron
    I've heard quite a bit from Jovia, but since
    I've become involved in space relations,
[09:29] Miron
    it's been one surprise after the other.
[09:35] Miron
    I'm so glad I got my certification!
[09:38] Was
    Nice energy.
[09:39] Was
    You couldn't be the prime minister
    of the Earth government without it.
[09:47] Was
    Your political opponents will be Seto-dono,
    Airi-dono, and so on and so forth.
[09:51] Was
    No shortage of enemies for sure.
[09:53] Was
    Should be quite fun.
[09:55] Miron
    I'm very thankful for your advice and guidance.
[10:00] Miron
    By the way, Tenchi-sama, are you married?
[10:06] Miron
    There's a bit of an issue with
    the lodging situation on Tabletop Island.
[10:11] Miron
    Is something wrong?
[10:13] Ten
    Well, actually, I haven't made
    any plans in that direction yet.
[10:17] Ten
    After all, I'm still an Earthling.
[10:21] Miron
    I see what you mean.
[10:25] Miron
    Not just by Kiriko-san,
[10:26] Miron
    but other unpleasant types have
    attached themselves to Minamida, as well.
[10:29] Miron
    Things are all sorts of complicated, I see.
[10:32] Ten
    How do you feel about about
    Shou-kun and the other girls?
[10:38] Miro
    Even just by my count, my grandfather
    had 30 lovers, so I'm used to it.
[10:45] Ten
    That's quite a special case.
[10:49] Mir
    Some of them lived with him,
    and they treated me nicely.
[10:55] Mir
    It boils down to what you want to do,
    and how the others are feeling.
[11:00] Mir
    Once you've figured that out, the best
    thing to do is to have a face to face talk.
[11:05] Mir
    If this life is not a problem for you,
    I think there's no need to agonize too much.
[11:15] Ten
    Kenshi asked me something
    along those lines, too.
[11:19] Ten
    Yeah, I do have to
    make a decision at some point.
[11:23] Rea
    For that, maybe a change of scenery
    on Tabletop Island wouldn't be bad.
[11:27] Rea
    Nobuyuki-san and I will stay behind,
    so will you take care of Kenshi?
[11:32] Ten
    But Rea-san...
[11:34] Rea
    It has to do with
    Nobuyuki-san's work schedule, too.
[11:37] ---
    We'll relax here instead.
[11:48] Ryo
    Even covering such
    a short distance takes ages?
[11:52] ---
    Early-stage civilizations are so tiresome.
[11:56] Wom
    That's part of the fun of a trip.
[12:00] Wom
    Anyway, you seemed to have fun being
    with Kenshi-chan and Ryo-chan.
[12:06] Ryo
    I was just going along with them
    because they wouldn't leave me alone.
[12:19] Sei
    The island is coming into view now.
[12:46] Ken
    It's so big!
[12:47] Ken
    Don't you just want to
    climb that, Ryo-Ohki-oneechan?
[12:52] Ken
    That's a huge hole!
[12:54] Ken
    Don't you just want to dive
    into that, Ryo-Ohki-oneechan?
[12:58] Sei
    Kenshi-kun still isn't
    afraid of anything, is he?
[13:02] Ten
    Ryo-Ohki is holding back less
    and less nowadays.
[13:06] Ten
    Washu-san deployed a guardian,
    so nothing really bad can happen.
[13:10] Ten
    But it won't activate
    until he's really about to die.
[13:12] Ten
    So he's always getting banged up,
    but for a different reason than Seina-kun.
[13:17] Driu
    Is Fuku not going overboard?
[13:19] Ten
    It's fine.
[13:21] Ten
    As always, she has trouble with nuance,
    but Kenshi's having fun.
[13:26] Sei
    I did talk to them, so Dird
    and the others shouldn't be too wild.
[13:31] Sei
    But I can't say I'm not worried at all.
[13:33] Ten
    It'll be a good experience for Kenshi.
[13:36] Ten
    I think cutting loose a little is a good thing.
[13:41] Ten
    Tropical islands are nice, huh?
[13:44] Ten
    To be honest, I'm a little excited as well.
[13:48] Sei
    I was the same. I promise you
    that there's plenty to enjoy.
[13:54] Girl
    Hey! Hey!
[13:57] Girl
    Welcome! Over here! Here! Here!
[14:09] Girl
    That was so mean, Alea!
[14:11] Ale
    You're so annoying!
    Stop embarrassing us from day one!
[14:17] Ken
    Yay!
[14:20] Mir
    Hold on. This is my island.
[14:23] Mir
    The rules say you need to undergo
    a physical examination before entering.
[14:27] Ken
    Rules?
[14:30] Mir
    Exactly.
[14:37] Mir
    Now, come here. I'm going to
    examine every inch of your bod—
[14:47] Pal
    Shou, clean that up please.
[14:49] Sho
    Yeah, I know.
[14:53] Pal
    Everyone, thank you
    for making the long journey here.
[14:57] Pal
    I am truly honored to be able to
    welcome members of the main Masaki family.
[15:03] Pal
    Let me show you to your quarters first.
[15:06] Ten
    That'd be great, thanks.
[15:14] Mir
    Shou, come on, do mouth to mouth.
[15:21] Mir
    Fishy?! Stupid devil fish!
[15:24] Mir
    Why are you guys here?
[15:27] Mir
    It was supposed to be Shou
    giving me deep mouth to mouth.
[15:30] Mir
    What?
[15:32] Boy
    Sensei, you threw my octopus.
[15:35] Mir
    Oh, fine.
[15:42] Mir
    There, happy now?!
[15:44] Mir
    Shou, where are you?!
[15:46] Mir
    Wait for me!
[15:50] Boy
    Shou-niichan doesn't have it easy, huh?
[15:52] Both
    Yeah...
[15:56] Was
    All right, we finished our
    introductions and room planning.
[15:59] Was
    As I explained beforehand,
[16:01] ---
    I'd like Palty-dono
    and the others to train Kenshi.
[16:05] Pal
    Right.
[16:05] Pal
    You said we should... play with him
    where each of us are most versed?
[16:09] Was
    Yeah.
[16:11] Ale
    Then, I guess I'll do trap
    construction and hide and seek.
[16:14] Apu
    I'll do video games.
[16:15] Pal
    Maybe it's tag for me?
[16:18] Ale
    Dird shou—
[16:20] Pal
    Is something like that okay?
[16:22] Was
    That's sufficient.
[16:24] Was
    Now, let's fully enjoy this island life!
[17:21] Ten
    Somehow, it's just like life back at home.
[17:24] Sei
    Tenchi-senpai, how about
    we take a longer trip?
[17:27] Ten
    A longer trip?
[17:28] Sho
    There's a good spot for free dive fishing.
[17:36] Jov
    I caught it!
[17:42] Mir
    Look what I got!
[17:54] All
    This is amazing!
[18:12] Ken
    This is so much fun, Ryo-Ohki-oneechan.
[18:17] Ken
    The stars are so pretty.
[18:23] Ten
    Time for bed, huh, Kenshi?
[18:25] Ken
    Tenchi-oniichan.
[18:27] Ten
    Let's head back to our rooms, with everyone.
[18:30] Ken
    Yeah.
[18:32] Ken
    But...
[18:37] Ken
    I want to sleep
    in Shou-oniichan's thing here.
[18:41] Sho
    And done. Here you go, Kenshi-kun.
[18:45] Ken
    Yay!
[18:51] Sho
    How is it?
[18:52] Ken
    Perfect!
[18:54] Ken
    Thank you, Shou-oniichan.
[18:59] Ten
    Sorry, we even took your tent.
[19:01] Sho
    Don't mention it. It's a leftover
    one I got from Minamida-san.
[19:05] Sho
    And I can understand
    Kenshi-kun's desire, too.
[19:08] Ten
    Yeah, it does look like fun.
[19:10] Sho
    Yes, I was like that, too.
[19:41] Ken
    Yup.
[19:44] Ken
    Good morning, Tenchi-oniichan.
[19:46] Ten
    Good morning, Kenshi.
[19:47] Ten
    Should we go look
    for some food for breakfast?
[19:50] Ken
    Yeah!
[20:07] Ken
    Tenchi-oneechan!
[20:09] Ken
    It's full of fruit!
[20:30] Mih
    Good morning, Tenchi-san and Kenshi-chan.
[20:33] Ken
    Morning!
[20:34] Ten
    Good morning.
[20:35] Ten
    You were fishing?
[20:36] Mih
    Yes.
[20:37] Dir
    Look, we caught quite a few!
[20:40] Dir
    Let's go back and have breakfast!
[20:42] Dir
    Food, food!
[20:45] Ken
    Okay, let's race home!
[20:47] Ten
    We should head back as well.
[20:49] Mih
    Yes.
[20:52] Jov
    Hey, Kenshi.
[20:54] Jov
    You're coming with me
    after you're done eating.
[20:57] Ken
    Sure.
[21:00] Jov
    You're all snot-nosed brats!
[21:02] Jov
    Today's the last day of your evil-doing!
[21:06] Tak
    Jovia-obachan, don't cause too
    much trouble for Minamida-ojichan.
[21:11] Girl
    You're making your daughter cry.
[21:13] Jov
    Damn it! Don't call me obachan!
[21:16] Jov
    That's it! You're going to pay
    for everything today!
[21:19] Jov
    I'm going to have you
    fight my ultimate weapon!
[21:22] Boy
    You're the kid who came
    here on the boat yesterday.
[21:24] Ken
    Yup, I'm Masaki Kenshi! Nice to meet you!
[21:27] Tak
    Nice to meet you, I'm Takashi.
[21:29] Ama
    I'm Amai!
[21:32] Ama
    You can have this shell!
[21:34] ---
    Thank you!
[21:36] Shou
    I'm Shouta!
[21:37] Shou
    You want some dried fish?
[21:38] Ken
    Thank you!
[21:39] Jov
    This isn't the time for this!
[21:42] Jov
    Are you going to fight or not?!
[21:44] Jov
    If you're too scared,
[21:45] ---
    I'm willing to consider it
    if you get on your knees right now
[21:47] Jov
    and say: "Beautiful and kind Jovia-oneesama,
    we're sorry for all the bad things we did."
[21:57] Fuk
    Are you okay, Kenshi?
[21:58] Fuk
    When I heard that pervert took you,
    I immediately chased after you.
[22:02] Ken
    Yeah, it was nothing.
[22:05] Mir
    You little brats shouldn't be so full of
    yourselves for having defeated Jovia.
[22:09] Mir
    Of the big four, she is by far the weakest—
[22:13] Mir
    You came chasing after me?!
[22:14] Mir
    Catch me!
[22:28] Sas
    Kenshi-chan said he's having lunch
    with the friends he made on the island.
[22:33] Ryo
    He immediately adjusted to them
    and his wildness completely spiked, eh?
[22:37] Sas
    That goes for you, too.
[22:38] Ryo
    All according to plan.
[22:39] Ryo
    Every single experience from here
    will eventually prove useful.
[23:22] Ten
    Ryoko, what are you up to?
[23:24] Ryo
    I was looking at the stars.
[23:26] Ten
    The stars?
[23:29] Ten
    The night sky here really is something.
[23:33] Ten
    What we see back home
    is nothing compared to this.
[23:36] Ten
    I wonder why the stars you see
    from the surface are so pretty.
[23:42] Ryo
    Maybe it's because it's
    a place where people live.
[23:46] Ten
    A place where people live, huh?
[23:49] Ten
    I guess space is a void.
[23:53] Ten
    But you've seen plenty of
    these stars up close, right?
[23:57] Ryo
    Yeah, but I actually like it here, too.
[24:01] Ryo
    Even though I did get
    sealed away by your grandpa.
[24:05] Ryo
    Looking back on that now,
[24:06] ---
    I realize it was a good opportunity
    to think about all kinds of things.
[24:11] Ten
    It was?
[24:14] Ryo
    It did make me mad.
[24:16] Ryo
    I might have been locked into
    a small world, but my heart was free.
[24:23] Ryo
    When I was Kagato's puppet,
    my body was free, but my heart wasn't.
[24:30] Ryo
    That small world... of the little shrine,
    of the Masaki household...
[24:35] Ryo
    To me, that was worth so much more.
[24:39] Ten
    Do you... still feel that way?
[24:46] Ryo
    Good question.
[24:49] Ryo
    It's fun.
[24:50] ---
    Though Ayeka nagging me like my sister-in-law
    and Washu's touchy-feely stuff are annoying.
[24:56] Aye
    What are you talking about?!
[24:58] Aye
    That's only because you're so sloppy!
[25:02] Ten
    Ayeka-san...
[25:05] Ryo
    Well, I think everybody feels the same way.
[25:10] Ten
    You guys.
[25:25] Ten
    I was unsure about so many things.
[25:29] Ten
    I'm an Earthling, so I have to
    adhere to certain customs.
[25:33] Ten
    But I also really, really
    love where I am right now.
[25:39] Ten
    I was envious of Seina-kun.
[25:42] Ten
    But...
[25:50] Ten
    Can I...
[25:53] Ten
    Can I...
[25:58] Ten
    make a selfish wish?