# E3 - Welcome to Tabletop Island
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**[00:09] Girl**
Speed, speed!
**[00:11] Girl**
Faster, faster!
**[00:13] Girl**
Let's do this!
**[00:17] Girl**
If you don't do watch out,
I'll finish 'em all!
**[00:22] Ten**
This is an unexpected outcome.
**[00:24] Ten**
A third Earthling after
Funaho-sama and Seina-kun.
**[00:28] Was**
If we're being precise, there's one more.
**[00:32] Ten**
Even Seina-kun was bitching about it.
**[00:35] ---**
Just bringing her up
puts Kiriko-san in a bad mood.
**[00:39] Was**
The dust has settled,
so I think it's okay now.
**[00:43] Ten**
Seina-kun was bothered by all of this
being forced on an innocent boy.
**[00:48] Ten**
But then he was like, "There was nothing
else that could be done, right? Right?"
**[00:53] Was**
I'd say Seina-dono's being burdened
with far more troublesome things.
**[01:00] Was**
Something's about to happen.
**[01:02] Ten**
Roger. Marker check!
**[01:11] Ten**
*I still can't get used to this feeling.*
**[01:31] Ten**
*This one only needs a marker.*
**[01:37] Ten**
Does that mean "okay"?
**[01:43] Ten**
Found you.
**[01:45] Ten**
Geez.
**[02:06] Ten**
Washu-san, here you go.
**[02:08] Was**
Good work.
**[02:11] Was**
We need to make sure that folks who do
stuff like this really feel your rage.
**[02:19] Ten**
I-I wasn't that angry.
**[02:22] Was**
Oh, really? Then, I'll hit them with my anger.
**[02:28] Was**
Anyway, looks like it's about to be settled.
**[02:31] Ten**
Quite a few pirates are fleeing.
Should we really let them go?
**[02:37] Was**
Other than the ones you secured,
they're all small fry.
**[02:41] Was**
We have to leave some work for the GP.
***SIGN*** Tenchi Muyo!
***SIGN*** Ryo-Ohki
***SIGN*** Tenchi Muyo!
***SIGN*** Ryo-Ohki
***SIGN*** Episode 3 "Welcome to Tabletop Island"
**[04:20] Girl**
Ryo-Ohki-oneechan!
**[04:26] Ken**
Oh, it's Fuku-oneechan!
**[04:31] Rea**
Oh, my, looks like they're playing already.
**[04:34] Ten**
If you're okay with it, Rea-san...
**[04:37] Ten**
I still can't figure out what
makes these "games" fun...
**[04:42] Ten**
I do see that they like him, though.
**[04:48] Miron**
Even on the island, they do play games
where people get thrown in the ocean.
**[04:53] Jov**
Listen to yourself.
**[04:55] ---**
This nympho here is the one who was getting
thrown into the ocean more than anyone else.
**[05:01] Miron**
That kid threw me without hesitation,
even when there was a reef.
**[05:05] Miron**
I lost count of how many
times I thought I'd die.
**[05:07] Jov**
And yet you still managed to bring back
lobsters and turban shells from there.
**[05:12] Jov**
Besides, how are you a teacher when
you're always seducing youngsters?
**[05:16] Jov**
Though that's kind of hot in its own right.
**[05:19] Miron**
Can you make up your mind?
**[05:20] Miron**
You second-rate bench warmer wife!
**[05:22] Jov**
What are you talking about?
**[05:23] ---**
I'm a gorgeous woman, *and* I come
in a package deal with a young beauty!
**[05:26] Miron**
Oh, I wonder which one's the plus one there.
**[05:29] Jov**
That's me, clearly.
**[05:30] Miron**
In what hell?!
**[05:35] Jov**
Wait, that didn't get them?
**[05:37] Miron**
That's weird.
**[05:38] ---**
With Airi-sama and Seto-sama, this bit
had them doubled over from laughter.
**[05:44] Ten**
Seina-kun and Kukoma-kun
sure have their hands full.
**[05:51] Ryo**
Train another 1000 years
if you want to beat me!
**[05:56] Ken**
Oh, Seina-oniichan!
**[05:58] Ryo**
Seina? Seina! Seina! Seina! Seina's here?!
**[06:03] Ryo**
O-Oh, crap!
**[06:12] Ryo**
You got me.
**[06:14] Ryo**
Shall we have a snack?
**[06:16] Ken**
Yeah!
**[06:18] Ten**
You want to anchor Tabletop Island?
**[06:21] Miron**
Yes, it seems that everybody
has taken a liking to it,
**[06:25] ---**
so the decision was unanimous.
**[06:28] Miron**
For space travel,
**[06:29] Miron**
Washu-sama is going to tweak Tabletop Island's
royal treeship so that it can be split out.
**[06:37] Ten**
I see. I was actually regretting
that I never had a chance to go visit.
**[06:43] Miron**
There are fewer and fewer
outstanding problems.
**[06:46] Miron**
As the battle has been decided,
**[06:49] ---**
it was decided that this is a good
opportunity to invite the Masaki family.
**[06:52] Jov**
It'll be great for Kenshi!
**[06:55] Jov**
On Tabletop Island there are
people who are strong,
**[07:00] ---**
but not absolute monsters like here.
**[07:02] Ten**
Monsters?
**[07:04] Was**
It's the perfect opportunity.
**[07:06] Ten**
Oh, is it already time?
**[07:09] Was**
Yup.
**[07:09] Miron**
It's time for tea!
**[07:11] Ten**
All right, let's get Kenshi and the others—
**[07:16] Girl**
This smells good!
**[07:18] Girl**
Fish from the ocean are great,
**[07:20] ---**
but the fish from your pond are good, too!
**[07:25] Girl**
Kenshi, they're ready to eat.
**[07:28] Ken**
Yay! Thank you!
**[07:31] Ken**
Hot!
**[07:33] Girl**
Are you okay?
**[07:35] Ken**
Yeah, I'm fine.
**[07:50] Miron**
Yum! This is amazing.
**[07:53] Miron**
Jovia did tell me that the food here
is to die for, but then again,
**[07:58] Miron**
her sense of taste is so broken that she'd
say the same about the crap Palty makes.
**[08:04] Miron**
So I had expected it to be about
one percent of what she had claimed.
**[08:08] Jov**
I bet you feel silly now!
**[08:10] Miron**
Well, I still doubt that you know
how great this pastry is.
**[08:14] Ten**
By the way, Washu-san.
**[08:16] ---**
How's Kenshi's development going?
**[08:19] Ten**
I'm happy that the kids
on Tabletop Island will spar with him,
**[08:23] ---**
but they're on completely
different levels, right?
**[08:26] Was**
Since we're trying to reach his maximum potential
without any augmentations, it'll take time.
**[08:30] Was**
Serious combat training will have to wait
**[08:32] Was**
until we've broken through
the first stage of development,
**[08:37] Was**
otherwise the training
won't have much effect.
**[08:39] Was**
For now, having the kids over there
play gently with him is enough.
**[08:44] Rea**
Is that how that is?
**[08:46] Was**
Kenshi's main task will be to control
a sacred mechanoid with his operator skills.
**[08:51] Was**
Having him internalize
the experiences will be enough.
**[08:54] Was**
Once his body is able to keep up,
**[08:56] ---**
his body and experiences will adjust to each
other, and his true powers will be unlocked.
**[09:01] Miron**
They might be good opponents
for him, Rea-sama.
**[09:04] Miron**
An absolute combat novice, Shou,
**[09:05] ---**
has become a somewhat decent fighter
just by being around Fuku-chan and the others.
**[09:10] Jov**
I think you guys are overthinking this.
**[09:13] Jov**
Just let him enjoy that paradise island!
**[09:16] Jov**
Dird in particular is just stupid enough
to make a perfect playmate.
**[09:22] Rea**
You're right.
**[09:26] Miron**
I've heard quite a bit from Jovia, but since
I've become involved in space relations,
**[09:29] Miron**
it's been one surprise after the other.
**[09:35] Miron**
I'm so glad I got my certification!
**[09:38] Was**
Nice energy.
**[09:39] Was**
You couldn't be the prime minister
of the Earth government without it.
**[09:47] Was**
Your political opponents will be Seto-dono,
Airi-dono, and so on and so forth.
**[09:51] Was**
No shortage of enemies for sure.
**[09:53] Was**
Should be quite fun.
**[09:55] Miron**
I'm very thankful for your advice and guidance.
**[10:00] Miron**
By the way, Tenchi-sama, are you married?
**[10:06] Miron**
There's a bit of an issue with
the lodging situation on Tabletop Island.
**[10:11] Miron**
Is something wrong?
**[10:13] Ten**
Well, actually, I haven't made
any plans in that direction yet.
**[10:17] Ten**
After all, I'm still an Earthling.
**[10:21] Miron**
I see what you mean.
**[10:25] Miron**
Not just by Kiriko-san,
**[10:26] Miron**
but other unpleasant types have
attached themselves to Minamida, as well.
**[10:29] Miron**
Things are all sorts of complicated, I see.
**[10:32] Ten**
How do you feel about about
Shou-kun and the other girls?
**[10:38] Miro**
Even just by my count, my grandfather
had 30 lovers, so I'm used to it.
**[10:45] Ten**
That's quite a special case.
**[10:49] Mir**
Some of them lived with him,
and they treated me nicely.
**[10:55] Mir**
It boils down to what you want to do,
and how the others are feeling.
**[11:00] Mir**
Once you've figured that out, the best
thing to do is to have a face to face talk.
**[11:05] Mir**
If this life is not a problem for you,
I think there's no need to agonize too much.
**[11:15] Ten**
* Kenshi asked me something*
* along those lines, too.*
**[11:19] Ten**
* Yeah, I do have to*
* make a decision at some point.*
**[11:23] Rea**
For that, maybe a change of scenery
on Tabletop Island wouldn't be bad.
**[11:27] Rea**
Nobuyuki-san and I will stay behind,
so will you take care of Kenshi?
**[11:32] Ten**
But Rea-san...
**[11:34] Rea**
It has to do with
Nobuyuki-san's work schedule, too.
**[11:37] ---**
We'll relax here instead.
**[11:48] Ryo**
Even covering such
a short distance takes ages?
**[11:52] ---**
Early-stage civilizations are so tiresome.
**[11:56] Wom**
That's part of the fun of a trip.
**[12:00] Wom**
Anyway, you seemed to have fun being
with Kenshi-chan and Ryo-chan.
**[12:06] Ryo**
I was just going along with them
because they wouldn't leave me alone.
**[12:19] Sei**
The island is coming into view now.
**[12:46] Ken**
It's so big!
**[12:47] Ken**
Don't you just want to
climb that, Ryo-Ohki-oneechan?
**[12:52] Ken**
That's a huge hole!
**[12:54] Ken**
Don't you just want to dive
into that, Ryo-Ohki-oneechan?
**[12:58] Sei**
Kenshi-kun still isn't
afraid of anything, is he?
**[13:02] Ten**
Ryo-Ohki is holding back less
and less nowadays.
**[13:06] Ten**
Washu-san deployed a guardian,
so nothing really bad can happen.
**[13:10] Ten**
But it won't activate
until he's really about to die.
**[13:12] Ten**
So he's always getting banged up,
but for a different reason than Seina-kun.
**[13:17] Driu**
Is Fuku not going overboard?
**[13:19] Ten**
It's fine.
**[13:21] Ten**
As always, she has trouble with nuance,
but Kenshi's having fun.
**[13:26] Sei**
I did talk to them, so Dird
and the others shouldn't be too wild.
**[13:31] Sei**
But I can't say I'm not worried at all.
**[13:33] Ten**
It'll be a good experience for Kenshi.
**[13:36] Ten**
I think cutting loose a little is a good thing.
**[13:41] Ten**
Tropical islands are nice, huh?
**[13:44] Ten**
To be honest, I'm a little excited as well.
**[13:48] Sei**
I was the same. I promise you
that there's plenty to enjoy.
**[13:54] Girl**
Hey! Hey!
**[13:57] Girl**
Welcome! Over here! Here! Here!
**[14:09] Girl**
That was so mean, Alea!
**[14:11] Ale**
You're so annoying!
Stop embarrassing us from day one!
**[14:17] Ken**
Yay!
**[14:20] Mir**
Hold on. This is my island.
**[14:23] Mir**
The rules say you need to undergo
a physical examination before entering.
**[14:27] Ken**
Rules?
**[14:30] Mir**
Exactly.
**[14:37] Mir**
Now, come here. I'm going to
examine every inch of your bod—
**[14:47] Pal**
Shou, clean that up please.
**[14:49] Sho**
Yeah, I know.
**[14:53] Pal**
Everyone, thank you
for making the long journey here.
**[14:57] Pal**
I am truly honored to be able to
welcome members of the main Masaki family.
**[15:03] Pal**
Let me show you to your quarters first.
**[15:06] Ten**
That'd be great, thanks.
**[15:14] Mir**
Shou, come on, do mouth to mouth.
**[15:21] Mir**
Fishy?! Stupid devil fish!
**[15:24] Mir**
Why are you guys here?
**[15:27] Mir**
It was supposed to be Shou
giving me deep mouth to mouth.
**[15:30] Mir**
What?
**[15:32] Boy**
Sensei, you threw my octopus.
**[15:35] Mir**
Oh, fine.
**[15:42] Mir**
There, happy now?!
**[15:44] Mir**
Shou, where are you?!
**[15:46] Mir**
Wait for me!
**[15:50] Boy**
Shou-niichan doesn't have it easy, huh?
**[15:52] Both**
Yeah...
**[15:56] Was**
All right, we finished our
introductions and room planning.
**[15:59] Was**
As I explained beforehand,
**[16:01] ---**
I'd like Palty-dono
and the others to train Kenshi.
**[16:05] Pal**
Right.
**[16:05] Pal**
You said we should... play with him
where each of us are most versed?
**[16:09] Was**
Yeah.
**[16:11] Ale**
Then, I guess I'll do trap
construction and hide and seek.
**[16:14] Apu**
I'll do video games.
**[16:15] Pal**
Maybe it's tag for me?
**[16:18] Ale**
Dird shou—
**[16:20] Pal**
Is something like that okay?
**[16:22] Was**
That's sufficient.
**[16:24] Was**
Now, let's fully enjoy this island life!
**[17:21] Ten**
Somehow, it's just like life back at home.
**[17:24] Sei**
Tenchi-senpai, how about
we take a longer trip?
**[17:27] Ten**
A longer trip?
**[17:28] Sho**
There's a good spot for free dive fishing.
**[17:36] Jov**
I caught it!
**[17:42] Mir**
Look what I got!
**[17:54] All**
This is amazing!
**[18:12] Ken**
This is so much fun, Ryo-Ohki-oneechan.
**[18:17] Ken**
The stars are so pretty.
**[18:23] Ten**
Time for bed, huh, Kenshi?
**[18:25] Ken**
Tenchi-oniichan.
**[18:27] Ten**
Let's head back to our rooms, with everyone.
**[18:30] Ken**
Yeah.
**[18:32] Ken**
But...
**[18:37] Ken**
I want to sleep
in Shou-oniichan's thing here.
**[18:41] Sho**
And done. Here you go, Kenshi-kun.
**[18:45] Ken**
Yay!
**[18:51] Sho**
How is it?
**[18:52] Ken**
Perfect!
**[18:54] Ken**
Thank you, Shou-oniichan.
**[18:59] Ten**
Sorry, we even took your tent.
**[19:01] Sho**
Don't mention it. It's a leftover
one I got from Minamida-san.
**[19:05] Sho**
And I can understand
Kenshi-kun's desire, too.
**[19:08] Ten**
Yeah, it does look like fun.
**[19:10] Sho**
Yes, I was like that, too.
**[19:41] Ken**
Yup.
**[19:44] Ken**
Good morning, Tenchi-oniichan.
**[19:46] Ten**
Good morning, Kenshi.
**[19:47] Ten**
Should we go look
for some food for breakfast?
**[19:50] Ken**
Yeah!
**[20:07] Ken**
Tenchi-oneechan!
**[20:09] Ken**
It's full of fruit!
**[20:30] Mih**
Good morning, Tenchi-san and Kenshi-chan.
**[20:33] Ken**
Morning!
**[20:34] Ten**
Good morning.
**[20:35] Ten**
You were fishing?
**[20:36] Mih**
Yes.
**[20:37] Dir**
Look, we caught quite a few!
**[20:40] Dir**
Let's go back and have breakfast!
**[20:42] Dir**
Food, food!
**[20:45] Ken**
Okay, let's race home!
**[20:47] Ten**
We should head back as well.
**[20:49] Mih**
Yes.
**[20:52] Jov**
Hey, Kenshi.
**[20:54] Jov**
You're coming with me
after you're done eating.
**[20:57] Ken**
Sure.
**[21:00] Jov**
You're all snot-nosed brats!
**[21:02] Jov**
Today's the last day of your evil-doing!
**[21:06] Tak**
Jovia-obachan, don't cause too
much trouble for Minamida-ojichan.
**[21:11] Girl**
You're making your daughter cry.
**[21:13] Jov**
Damn it! Don't call me obachan!
**[21:16] Jov**
That's it! You're going to pay
for everything today!
**[21:19] Jov**
I'm going to have you
fight my ultimate weapon!
**[21:22] Boy**
You're the kid who came
here on the boat yesterday.
**[21:24] Ken**
Yup, I'm Masaki Kenshi! Nice to meet you!
**[21:27] Tak**
Nice to meet you, I'm Takashi.
**[21:29] Ama**
I'm Amai!
**[21:32] Ama**
You can have this shell!
**[21:34] ---**
Thank you!
**[21:36] Shou**
I'm Shouta!
**[21:37] Shou**
You want some dried fish?
**[21:38] Ken**
Thank you!
**[21:39] Jov**
This isn't the time for this!
**[21:42] Jov**
Are you going to fight or not?!
**[21:44] Jov**
If you're too scared,
**[21:45] ---**
I'm willing to consider it
if you get on your knees right now
**[21:47] Jov**
and say: "Beautiful and kind Jovia-oneesama,
we're sorry for all the bad things we did."
**[21:57] Fuk**
Are you okay, Kenshi?
**[21:58] Fuk**
When I heard that pervert took you,
I immediately chased after you.
**[22:02] Ken**
Yeah, it was nothing.
**[22:05] Mir**
You little brats shouldn't be so full of
yourselves for having defeated Jovia.
**[22:09] Mir**
Of the big four, she is by far the weakest—
**[22:13] Mir**
You came chasing after me?!
**[22:14] Mir**
Catch me!
**[22:28] Sas**
Kenshi-chan said he's having lunch
with the friends he made on the island.
**[22:33] Ryo**
He immediately adjusted to them
and his wildness completely spiked, eh?
**[22:37] Sas**
That goes for you, too.
**[22:38] Ryo**
All according to plan.
**[22:39] Ryo**
Every single experience from here
will eventually prove useful.
**[23:22] Ten**
Ryoko, what are you up to?
**[23:24] Ryo**
I was looking at the stars.
**[23:26] Ten**
The stars?
**[23:29] Ten**
The night sky here really is something.
**[23:33] Ten**
What we see back home
is nothing compared to this.
**[23:36] Ten**
I wonder why the stars you see
from the surface are so pretty.
**[23:42] Ryo**
Maybe it's because it's
a place where people live.
**[23:46] Ten**
A place where people live, huh?
**[23:49] Ten**
I guess space is a void.
**[23:53] Ten**
But you've seen plenty of
these stars up close, right?
**[23:57] Ryo**
Yeah, but I actually like it here, too.
**[24:01] Ryo**
Even though I did get
sealed away by your grandpa.
**[24:05] Ryo**
Looking back on that now,
**[24:06] ---**
I realize it was a good opportunity
to think about all kinds of things.
**[24:11] Ten**
It was?
**[24:14] Ryo**
It did make me mad.
**[24:16] Ryo**
I might have been locked into
a small world, but my heart was free.
**[24:23] Ryo**
When I was Kagato's puppet,
my body was free, but my heart wasn't.
**[24:30] Ryo**
That small world... of the little shrine,
of the Masaki household...
**[24:35] Ryo**
To me, that was worth so much more.
**[24:39] Ten**
Do you... still feel that way?
**[24:46] Ryo**
Good question.
**[24:49] Ryo**
It's fun.
**[24:50] ---**
Though Ayeka nagging me like my sister-in-law
and Washu's touchy-feely stuff are annoying.
**[24:56] Aye**
What are you talking about?!
**[24:58] Aye**
That's only because you're so sloppy!
**[25:02] Ten**
Ayeka-san...
**[25:05] Ryo**
Well, I think everybody feels the same way.
**[25:10] Ten**
You guys.
**[25:25] Ten**
*I was unsure about so many things.*
**[25:29] Ten**
* I'm an Earthling, so I have to*
* adhere to certain customs.*
**[25:33] Ten**
* But I also really, really*
* love where I am right now.*
**[25:39] Ten**
*I was envious of Seina-kun.*
**[25:42] Ten**
But...
**[25:50] Ten**
*Can I...*
**[25:53] Ten**
Can I...
**[25:58] Ten**
make a selfish wish?