# E4 - Paradise Paradigm
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**[00:32] Ken**
R... Ryo Ryo-Ohki-oneechan?
**[00:35] Ten**
Good morning, Kenshi.
**[00:38] Ken**
Good morning, Tenchi-niichan.
**[00:58] Ken**
Did something good happen?
**[01:09] Fuk**
There he is.
**[01:11] Fuk**
Kenshi!
**[01:13] Fuk**
We're all going to
the lake in the mountains.
**[01:16] Fuk**
We're taking a ton of food, too!
**[01:20] Fuk**
Get ready quick!
**[01:23] Ken**
Okay!
***SIGN*** Tenchi Muyo!
***SIGN*** Ryo-Ohki
***SIGN*** Tenchi Muyo!
***SIGN*** Ryo-Ohki
***SIGN*** Episode 4: "Paradise Paradigm"
**[03:10] Sho**
Kenshi-kun's quite something.
**[03:12] Ten**
He *is* always playing tag
with Ryo-Ohki in the mountains.
**[03:35] Mir**
You did well to make it up here, little boy!
**[03:38] Are**
Miron-sensei?
**[03:40] Mir**
But this is where you will meet your fate!
**[03:43] Mir**
Taste my ultimate weapon!
**[03:53] Mir**
Go, my berserker, do that little boy—
**[03:57] Mir**
Huh?
**[04:07] Mir**
How dare you!
**[04:09] Mir**
But that was the weakest of the Big Four!
**[04:16] Ryo**
What did those two actually want?
**[04:19] Sho**
They wanted to exploit Palty's trauma,
but she's already overcome it.
**[04:25] Dir**
Miron-sensei was always fun, but she's
gotten even more fun since Jovia came here.
**[04:30] Are**
We just have double
the nuisances now, you dork.
**[04:34] Noi**
This looks like...
**[04:36] Was**
Yeah, I made it resemble the flora
over there for Kenshi's training.
**[04:41] Dir**
Kenshi-chan, let's go deeper!
**[04:44] Dir**
We found a huge mushroom the other day!
**[04:46] Ken**
Coming, Dird-oneechan!
**[04:49] Noi**
Hands-on training of sorts?
**[04:51] Was**
We can't throw him into the deep end, you know.
**[04:58] Ten**
Miron-san is pretty intense, huh?
**[05:02] Sho**
Minamida-san was supposed to
be in charge of Jovia-san...
**[05:08] Sho**
Tenchi-san,
**[05:10] Sho**
is it true there's a bunch of people in space
who are even crazier than that?
**[05:13] Ten**
You could say so.
**[05:15] Sho**
Meanwhile, I'm just a normal Earthling
who's good at rock-paper-scissors.
**[05:20] Ten**
Both Seina-kun and I thought so, too.
**[05:23] Ten**
But the mere fact that you're here
means you're not normal.
**[05:31] Sho**
"Victims of the Stupid Hags Club"?
**[05:33] Ten**
Yep. It's a collective whose
aim is lessening the pain
**[05:37] Ten**
that comes from dealing with
the troublesome women in our lives.
**[05:40] Ten**
Oh, I didn't know there was such a thing.
**[05:43] Ten**
We've all got our own troublemakers,
**[05:46] Ten**
but as all of them are colluding with
each other anyway, it's just for our nerves.
**[05:51] Ten**
Basically, we just meet up in a pub
from time to time to rant.
**[05:56] Sho**
That doesn't sound promising...
**[05:58] Ten**
It's easier if you give up early.
**[06:01] Sho**
Minamida-san said the same thing, too!
**[06:04] Ten**
You don't like Miron-sensei?
**[06:08] Sho**
Sob... Thanks, you guys...
**[06:17] Jov**
What was that supposed to be?
Berserker, my ass. That was useless!
**[06:22] Mir**
Damn it! When did she manage
to dispel that curse?!
**[06:26] ---**
You'll pay for this!
**[06:28] Ten**
They don't tire, do they?
**[06:30] Sho**
Looks like being thrown into water
will be a theme for them.
**[06:37] Kar**
Seina-sama, shouldn't we at least capture Jovia-san?
**[06:43] Tenn**
Yeah!
**[06:44] Tenn**
I mean, I'm also suppressing my urge to go
to down there to play with Tenchi and Kenshi!
**[06:53] Sei**
Even if we capture her,
**[06:55] Sei**
Jovia-san, with her stress levels,
is just going to get in our way.
**[06:58] Tenn**
Sheesh. You always manage to pick up
the troublesome ones, Seina-chan.
**[07:03] Sei**
I do feel bad about
offloading her on Shou-kun.
**[07:06] Tenn**
It's a good dry run for him.
**[07:09] Tenn**
In space, the Big Four are puny
compared to the Ultra Demon Lord.
**[07:18] Noi**
Good work, everyone.
**[07:21] Noi**
Please relax until dinner.
**[07:23] Both**
Will do!
**[07:26] Pal**
Thank you very much.
**[07:31] Dir**
That's so good.
**[07:32] Dir**
But, Kenshi-chan, you really pop off
when you're in the mountains.
**[07:37] Ken**
I do?
**[07:38] Was**
What do you mean by that?
**[07:40] Dir**
Well, I didn't really see it
when it was flat, but there it was...
**[07:46] Dir**
Ah, um, hmm...
**[07:51] Are**
Washu-sama, it's impossible
to get an explanation from that idiot.
**[07:57] Dir**
And then, he went pop.
**[08:00] Was**
Aha, I see.
**[08:02] Are**
Y-You were able to understand
that weird dance?
**[08:05] Was**
I know someone a little like that, too.
**[08:08] Was**
I didn't get the finer details,
but I got some valuable information.
**[08:19] Ten**
Did something happen?
**[08:21] Was**
It's a tiny step, but it
seems coming here was worth it.
**[08:24] Ten**
Did Kenshi have a breakthrough?
**[08:27] Was**
It's not quite enough to say that,
**[08:29] Was**
but I think he's ready for some
light sparring sessions with the girls.
**[08:34] Ten**
When it comes to guardian combat...
**[08:36] Was**
That'll come much later.
**[08:38] Was**
It could make him feel invincible
and hinder the development of the body.
**[08:43] Was**
So it'll just be old-fashioned fighting.
**[08:45] Ten**
Right.
**[08:47] Was**
Also, let's start training him in using
sensor information when locating enemies,
**[08:51] Was**
instead of purely relying on his five senses.
**[08:54] Ten**
And that won't have adverse side effects?
**[08:57] Was**
Moving his body based on sensor data
**[09:00] Was**
is something that Kenshi naturally
inherited from Rea-dono, anyway.
**[09:08] Was**
All right.
**[09:14] Was**
Go through the jungle and the four areas
where Dird and the others are,
**[09:19] Was**
and then get to this point.
**[09:22] Was**
Of course, Dird and the rest will attack you
when you're in their territory.
**[09:26] Was**
Every time you get hit by an attack,
you'll lose a point.
**[09:31] Was**
You'll also lose points
if you don't make it on time.
**[09:36] Sho**
What happens if he loses lots of points?
**[09:39] Was**
The fewer the points he has,
the more time he'll be forced
**[09:41] Was**
to endure Ryo-Ohki's tickle torture.
**[09:44] Sho**
And what's the reward
for not losing any points?
**[09:47] Was**
Then Ryo-Ohki will pet his head.
**[09:52] Sho**
Kenshi-kun, they're trying
to domesticate you...
**[10:03] Dir**
You're fast, Kenshi-chan.
**[10:45] Are**
Not so fast.
**[11:00] Sho**
Those ricocheting rounds are annoying.
**[11:31] Ken**
No, get off!
**[11:38] Sho**
Getting away from the enhanced
Pii and Piyo is impossible...
**[11:42] Was**
They are more nimble than Kenshi for sure.
**[11:45] Sho**
I guess Palty is last.
**[11:59] Pal**
Kenshi-chan. I can't really
hold back when I fight, so...
**[12:06] Ken**
I understand.
**[12:34] Ken**
* It's not as bad as going against*
* Sasami-oneechan, but still...*
**[12:36] Sho**
Fighting in cluttered terrain is her forte.
**[12:40] Was**
That's what the Jurai
fighting style is about.
**[12:44] Was**
That makes her a great opponent for Kenshi.
**[12:50] Fuk**
Kenshi! Over here!
**[12:53] Fuk**
Run! Hurry, hurry!
**[12:59] Mir**
I will praise you for defeating
my Big Four and making it here.
**[13:03] Jov**
However, they were nothing
but the opening act!
**[13:07] Jov**
This is where it gets real!
**[13:10] Mir**
Try to defeat us both if you can...
**[13:16] Fuk**
Goal!
**[13:18] Fuk**
Unfortunately, you didn't make it in time.
**[13:22] Fuk**
Your score is -94 points.
**[13:25] Fuk**
Nine hundred and forty seconds of tickling time!
**[13:30] Fuk**
How dare you, you brat?!
**[13:45] Sho**
Isn't that the best training for him?
**[13:55] Was**
Yup, that got me some interesting data.
**[13:59] Was**
While we're here, we should have them train
with Kenshi as much as possible.
**[14:04] Ten**
We'll have to repay them for that, then.
**[14:06] Was**
From what I can see from the data,
this is good training for them as well.
**[14:11] Ten**
This counts as training?
**[14:14] Was**
He's quite the talent, eh?
I look forward to seeing him when he's grown up.
**[14:18] Was**
Oh, looks like we have guests.
**[14:29] Sho**
Minamida-san, there really are
a lot of signals now.
**[14:33] Mina**
Geez, they sure don't know when to quit.
**[14:38] Ten**
Good work. What's the status?
**[14:41] Mina**
They're approaching the island
from all directions using silent submarines.
**[14:45] Mina**
Numerous unknown vessels,
both large and small, are approaching.
**[14:49] Ten**
Unknown? I guess that means
they're newly developed vessels?
**[14:53] Ten**
They really had to bring
those out here, didn't they?
**[14:56] Min**
We'll have to be careful
based on who it is,
**[14:59] Min**
or else it'll be a burden on their taxpayers.
**[15:01] Ten**
They're probably misappropriating funds, anyway.
**[15:04] Ten**
Instead of turning them into scrap,
I'd put them somewhere random inland.
**[15:10] Sho**
Y-You're talking so calmly,
but their numbers are off the charts!
**[15:14] Ten**
You'll get used to it eventually.
**[15:16] Sho**
Okay...
**[15:17] Ten**
What about the other forces?
**[15:19] Nami**
Warships are not so fast,
so there are none nearby yet.
**[15:24] Nami**
However, there are a few tankers
moving suspiciously.
**[15:28] Nami**
Additionally, there's some movement
among the aerial forces.
**[15:31] Ten**
I'd guess that they're trying to seize this island,
**[15:34] Ten**
but I'm not too familiar with
these kinds of strategies...
**[15:37] Ten**
Well, I suppose they wouldn't
bother with infiltration.
**[15:41] Mina**
I think they'll probably start
by firing missiles at us—
**[15:44] Mina**
Ah, here they come.
**[15:47] Ten**
Looking at those numbers, they probably
think this is an uninhabited training area.
**[15:51] Sho**
It's almost 1,000!
**[15:54] Ten**
That's no problem.
**[16:19] Sho**
All of them vanished in a second?
**[16:21] Sho**
Does this mean that Tenchi-san
could handle all of this by himself?
**[16:25] Mina**
If he only had to destroy them, yes.
**[16:29] Mina**
Shou-kun, please keep a look out here.
**[16:31] Mina**
Let us know when you see something.
**[16:33] Sho**
A-All right.
**[16:38] Sho**
What am I supposed to actually do here, though?
**[17:17] Sho**
The submarine signals are all vanishing!
**[17:20] Sho**
How is any of this possible?
**[17:49] Sho**
Those were definitely supposed to
impact Tabletop Island.
**[17:52] Sho**
They were made with ceramic compounds
for superior thermal insulation.
**[17:56] Sho**
So, basically, a simple high density
alloy stuffed into a big thermos?
**[18:00] Sho**
Is this what they call the "Rod of God"?
**[18:02] Sho**
That'd mean they'd pierce through the island,
even if they weren't exactly nukes.
**[18:07] Sho**
That would definitely suck.
**[18:09] Sho**
Anyway, I got here in the blink of an eye.
**[18:12] Sho**
This guardian is on a whole different level
than the one I used to fight Dird and them.
**[18:16] Sho**
So this is what
the high-end guardians are like.
**[18:21] Sho**
Man, there are more?
**[18:33] Mas**
So, are you done now?
**[18:36] Guy**
* You're telling me everything*
* was your doing?!*
**[18:38] Guy**
*I don't believe it! That's impossible!*
**[18:42] Mas**
You're underestimating
the technology of a world
**[18:45] Mas**
where interstellar travel is an everyday thing.
**[18:48] Guy**
*Why is it that girl?!*
**[18:49] Guy**
* There are worthier candidates*
* for leading Earth's government!*
**[18:53] Guy**
* Not to mention, that girl can't*
* handle such a heavy responsibility!*
**[18:56] Mas**
She is merely an agent for our side.
**[18:59] Mas**
As Earth does not have a right
to speak in the Galactic Federation,
**[19:02] Mas**
the seat in the parliament is merely there
to keep other planets from meddling.
**[19:08] Mas**
You need only concern yourself
with the development of Earth.
**[19:12] Mas**
Either way, until you acquire the qualifications,
we will be the Earth government.
**[19:19] Guy**
*That's why we need your technology!*
**[19:22] Guy**
*You're from Earth, too, aren't you?!*
**[19:25] Mas**
That is forbidden.
People from an initial-stage civilization
**[19:29] Mas**
cannot endure the vastness of space.
**[19:33] Guy**
*The vastness of... space?*
**[19:36] Mas**
In order to live in space,
physical and mental evolution are necessary.
**[19:42] Mas**
Before it becomes natural
for a planet's people to be at that stage,
**[19:45] Mas**
an unbelievably long time has to pass.
**[19:48] Mas**
The only way is to develop new technologies
**[19:51] Mas**
and keep advancing bit by bit
through trial and error.
**[19:54] Mas**
Incidentally,
**[19:56] Mas**
I had this conversation time and again
with your predecessor and the one before that.
**[20:01] Guy**
*Then what about Miron or Kukoma?!*
**[20:03] Mas**
Despite the astronomical odds,
they encountered us and passed the trials.
**[20:08] Mas**
That is why they are the exception.
**[20:10] Guy**
* Are you saying I didn't*
* have the qualifications?!*
**[20:13] Mas**
You were not able to get to Tabletop Island.
**[20:18] Mas**
It's not a matter of ability or the like.
**[20:20] Mas**
Whatever form it takes,
they have a real presence to them.
**[20:23] Mas**
And the unusual ability
to influence the mood in their vicinity.
**[20:27] Mas**
They are exceptions because we
recognized those things in them.
**[20:33] Guy**
*Erase... my memory.*
**[20:35] Guy**
* Please, it is too hard to live*
* with this knowledge.*
**[20:58] Mina**
He's become rather feral—
I mean tough—in such a short time.
**[21:03] Ten**
Looks like coming here was good for him.
**[21:06] Ten**
He's made some friends his age, too.
**[21:08] Min**
In a little while, the guild
business should be sorted out,
**[21:12] Min**
and we'll have more people here.
**[21:14] Ten**
We'll come visit again.
**[21:15] Ten**
Since the annoying things got taken care of,
this should be a nice, quiet island.
**[21:19] Sho**
I would be so happy if that came true.
**[21:23] Min**
Once those old men come back,
the operation and defenses of the island
**[21:28] Min**
can be switched over to the main system,
and then you'll be off the hook.
**[21:32] Min**
Well, there's the matter
of the Galactic Academy, as well,
**[21:35] Min**
so you can only relax until then.
**[21:37] Sho**
You mean the GP Academy, right?
**[21:40] Sho**
I never thought we'd go
to the same school as Miron-sensei...
**[21:44] Ten**
That's probably the place
that will suit her best.
**[21:47] Ten**
Anyway, you should enjoy yourself there, too.
**[21:50] Sho**
Right, but every time I talk to Minamida-san,
it makes me worry... about all sorts of things.
**[21:55] Min**
You'll find ways to deal
with those worries there, too.
**[22:00] Min**
But it's true that those worries can
be amplified and multiplied, as well...
**[22:08] Ken**
Wow, this is amazing!
**[22:22] Dir**
This is the jewel of this island.
**[22:25] Dir**
You like it, Kenshi-chan?
**[22:27] Ken**
Yes!
**[22:31] Mir**
You did well to make it
to my lair, little brats!
**[22:35] Are**
There she is again.
**[22:36] Pal**
It's actually impressive that she's so persistent.
**[22:39] Apu**
Wasted effort...
**[22:42] Jov**
This is the last time you can talk
with such impudence, little girls!
**[22:46] Jov**
Behold our new power!
**[22:51] Ket**
Wh-What the?!
**[22:56] Ket**
It's Fuku!
**[22:57] Ket**
She's a monster!
**[22:59] Ketb**
There's another one!
**[23:08] Jov**
Now your guardian monsters are gone!
**[23:10] Jov**
Arise, my minions!
**[23:18] Ken**
Oh, it's Laval-chan!
**[23:21] Dir**
You know them?
**[23:23] Ken**
Yeah, they came to my house the other day.
**[23:35] Jov**
This Avalul is an evolved version of Laval!
**[23:38] Jov**
Begging Laval to help you
is less than useless!
**[23:43] Mir**
Time to grovel in the dirt and submit to us—
**[23:58] Jov**
Why is that here?!
**[24:00] Mir**
Wait, you know that thing?
**[24:01] Jov**
That's the sacred mechalord that hurled
all of Renza into the depths of fear and despair.
**[24:07] Jov**
That's Yomotsuookami, an evil god
with power that rivals those little animals!
**[24:13] Mir**
That name sounds super dangerous already?!
**[24:17] Jov**
But this time we have two summons!
**[24:20] Jov**
Avalul! Laval! Wait, what?
**[24:25] Jov**
Hey.
**[24:35] Jov**
They broke their contracts again?!
**[24:53] Ten**
Kenshi-chan!
**[24:55] Ken**
Tennyo-oneechan!
**[25:34] Jov**
Curse you... brats.
**[25:37] Mir**
Just you watch.
**[25:40] Mir**
Argh!
**[25:44] Ten**
Thank you for everything.
**[25:46] Sho**
Please come back anytime.
**[25:51] Dir**
Kenshi-chan!
**[25:54] Ken**
I promise we'll come back!
You guys come visit, too!
**[26:00] Dio**
We definitely will!
**[26:17] Ten**
Kenshi-chan!
**[26:27] Dir**
Welcome home, Kenshi-chan.
**[26:29] Pal**
Tea is ready.
**[26:32] Ken**
You guys!
**[26:34] Dir**
All right, ready to play 'til we drop again?!
**[26:39] ---**
Kenshi-chan!