E3 - Frying a Squid for a Second Time

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[00:13] Setsu
    Wow, what an amazing fight!
[00:16] Setsu
    A kaiju showdown! Freakin' awesome!
[00:18] Setsu
    Go! Levia!
[00:21] Levia
    Setsu! Stop spectating and help!
SIGN    Episode 3
SIGN    Frying a Squid for a Second Time
[02:04] Setsu
    So, to reintroduce you...
[02:06] Setsu
    This is Levia, the god of the
    ocean and a friend of mine.
[02:11] Levia
    You're most fortunate to even
    have the opportunity to see me.
[02:15] Levia
    You may thank me.
[02:17] Ruri
    Y-You're really the legendary
    god of the ocean?
[02:21] Ruri
    Wow, amazing...
[02:27] Levia
    Hey, Setsu! Why didn't you help me?!
[02:30] Levia
    Look at all this!
[02:32] Setsu
    Well, I assumed you'd be all right on your own.
[02:36] Setsu
    And I don't get many chances to see an awesome kaiju battle like that.
[02:39] Levia
    You call me up suddenly after five years,
[02:41] Levia
    make me ferry you over to the
    demonic continent, and then that?!
[02:44] Levia
    That's pretty terrible!
[02:48] Ruri
    But, um...
[02:51] Ruri
    What are we going to do with this?
[02:54] Ruri
    We can't just leave it here...
[02:59] Levia
    We can just let Setsu deal with it.
[03:01] Setsu
    Huh?! Me?
SIGN    Squid Ring
[03:15] Ruri
    Wh-What is this?! It's delicious!
[03:19] Levia
    I haven't had Setsu's deep-fried squid
    in a while, but it's not bad.
[03:23] Levia
    I prefer raw, though.
[03:27] Setsu
    Anyway, we've arrived at the demonic
    continent safely, for now.
[03:31] Levia
    Yeah.
[03:32] Levia
    The demonic fishing village
    of Volsee is close.
[03:36] Levia
    And on the other side of that mountain
    is Evilbarrow, the Demon Lord's castle.
[03:41] Ruri
    The Demon Lord's castle?
[03:44] Setsu
    Yeah. That's where your package
    is supposed to go, right?
[03:47] Setsu
    I have business with its recipient, as well.
[03:50] Levia
    A package, from a human to Dezas?
[03:53] Levia
    Oh, yeah, she mentioned sending
    the brooch out for repairs.
[03:56] Ruri
    Huh? Levia-sama, do you know this
    Dezastol Serreno person, as well?
[04:03] Levia
    Wait, does she not know who Dezas is?
[04:07] Setsu
    Seems not.
[04:10] Levia
    The destination of your package is
    the Demon Lord's castle, Evilbarrow,
[04:14] Levia
    and the recipient is Demon Lord Dezastol.
[04:17] Ruri
    Wha—
[04:19] Ruri
    What?!
[04:21] Ruri
    D-Dezastol is the Demon Lord?!
[04:29] Levia
    Anyway, it's all on foot from here,
[04:32] Levia
    so my job is done. Nice working with you.
[04:36] Setsu
    Aren't you coming with me?
[04:38] Levia
    Why would I?
[04:39] Setsu
    What do you mean, why?
[04:41] Setsu
    It's been a while, and you know Dezas, so...
[04:49] Levia
    I kept my promise and
    maintained peace on the seas.
[04:53] Levia
    Then, five years later, you finally return,
     only to treat me like a boat!
[04:57] Levia
    You're even hanging out with another woman,
[05:00] Levia
    and that's what you say to me?
[05:01] Setsu
    Well, that's... I mean...
[05:04] Setsu
    A lot happened. I couldn't help it.
[05:11] Child A
    Is this a lovers' quarrel?
[05:13] Child B
    No matter what, the man has to
    apologize. Don't you know that?
[05:17] Child C
    It seems like this guy doesn't
    understand girls' feelings at all.
[05:21] Child A
    Say you're sorry.
[05:27] Setsu
    Here, have some squid rings and go away!
[05:31] Child A
    What is this?
[05:32] Children ABC
    Yummy!
[05:33] Child C
    Squid rings are awesome!
[05:34] Child A
    How is it so crunchy and fluffy?!
[05:36] Child B
    Make some for Mom and Dad!
[05:40] Levia
    You came at the right time.
    There's plenty more kraken left over.
[05:44] Children ABC
    Yay!
[05:47] Ruri
    We can't just let it rot here!
[05:50] Child B
    Pretty lady, thanks for
    making up for the no-good man!
[05:56] Children ABC
    Squid rings! Squid rings!
[06:07] Villager A
    Damn that squid monster!
[06:11] Villager A
    We can't go fishing as long
    as that thing's out there.
[06:14] Villager B
    Not to mention, the merchants stopped
     coming here because of the war.
[06:18] Villager C
    At this rate, we'll run
    out of stored dried food.
[06:22] Villager D
    We don't have a choice. The whole
    village needs to fight that squid!
[06:26] Setsu
    Um, excuse me.
[06:28] Setsu
    Can I leave my squid here?
    We'll be eating it right away.
[06:33] Villagers A & D
    The squid monster came back as food?!
[06:49] Girl
    Praise Levia, god of the ocean! Hurray!
[06:52] Girls
    Hurray! Hurray! Hurray!
[06:55] Villager A
    This is our village's finest
    drink. Please enjoy.
[06:59] Levia
    Very nice, thank you.
[07:05] Villager C
    This is our signature seafood dish.
[07:08] Villager C
    It pairs well with the drink.
[07:11] Levia
    Not bad... but isn't fish better eaten raw?
[07:15] Villager C
    This is as raw as it gets...
[07:19] Ruri
    Here, here! Squid rings from fresh kraken,
     caught just this afternoon!
[07:24] Ruri
    They're the best!
[07:28] Levia
    Setsu! Too slow!
[07:31] Setsu
    Shut up! Don't make me do all the work!
[07:44] Villager A
    The kraken got sliced up into
    little rings straight away?!
[07:47] Villager D
    What skill!
[07:48] Girl A
    Yay!
[07:49] Girl B
    Awesome!
[07:50] Girl C
    Squid rings!
[07:52] Setsu
    Take it out, Ruri!
[07:53] Ruri
    Yes, sir!
[07:54] Ruri
    Taking it!
[07:56] Setsu
    Ruri, next batch coming up!
[07:59] Ruri
    Yes, sir!
[08:00] Setsu
    Ruri, hurry up!
[08:02] Ruri
    Yes, sir! Yes, sir!
[08:07] Vlad
    What?!
[08:08] Vlad
    The village is on fire?
[08:10] Vlad
    Have the humans landed on our shores?!
[08:14] Vlad
    As the head of Demon Lord Dezastol's
     personal guard, I, Vlad...
[08:18] Vlad
    will not let this stand!
[08:21] Vlad
    Just you wait, human soldiers!
[08:31] Ruri
    Oh, hey, Levia-sama!
[08:36] Ruri
    Good work out there!
[08:39] Levia
    Hey, are you drunk, too?
[08:42] Ruri
    No, I'm not.
[08:45] Levia
    Yeah, this is just juice.
[08:47] Ruri
    I told you so!
[08:52] Ruri
    Anyway, come on, Levia-sama. Let's chat.
[09:00] Ruri
    Levia-sama, how do you know Setsu-san?
[09:05] Ruri
    You two seem to know the
    Demon Lord very well, too.
[09:14] Levia
    Let's see...
[09:16] Levia
    If you phrase it like that,
[09:19] Levia
    what's the right answer?
[09:23] Levia
    Five years ago, Setsu tried to blaze
    across my ocean without permission.
[09:27] Levia
    I fought him, and then,
[09:30] Levia
    he demanded I help him finish
    the war and dragged me around.
[09:35] Levia
    That was how it started.
[09:40] Levia
    In reality...
[09:42] Levia
    All the noise of war had me so annoyed
    that I went on a rampage,
[09:46] Levia
    and he silenced me with one punch...
[09:50] Levia
    But hey, technically I didn't lie, at least.
[09:54] Ruri
    So that's how you met the Demon Lord. I see.
[09:59] Levia
    I thought Setsu the Hero
    was famous in Distinia.
[10:03] Ruri
    Huh?
[10:04] Ruri
    Setsu the Hero? The person who got all
    the kings to be friends and end the war?
[10:13] Ruri
    That was...
[10:14] Ruri
    What?!
[10:16] Ruri
    Setsu-san is the Setsu?!
[10:20] Ruri
    That explains how he knows Levia-sama
    and the Demon Lord, and how he's so strong,
[10:27] Ruri
    but why would someone
    like that be my guard?!
[10:33] Levia
    I guess Setsu wouldn't talk about
    his past without being prompted.
[10:38] Ruri
    S-So the number of accidents in the
    ocean suddenly dropping... That was...
[10:43] Levia
    Yes. I promised Setsu that I'd
    maintain peace on the oceans.
[10:48] Levia
    Yet...
[10:50] Levia
    He suddenly disappeared, then reappears five
    years later and treats me like a boat!
[10:57] Levia
    Don't you think that's pretty awful?
[11:00] Ruri
    Levia-sama, are you mad at Setsu-san?
[11:06] Levia
    Well, I did get to see him again,
    so I guess it's okay.
[11:11] Setsu
    All right! Half off! It's a total steal!
[11:12] Woman
    Half off? That's a good deal.
[11:15] Setsu
    Thanks!
[11:15] Young Woman
    Wow, it's so much cheaper!
[11:16] Setsu
    Hey, don't push! Get in line!
[11:17] Young Woman
    How much?
[11:19] Ruri
    You must really love Setsu-san!
[11:23] Levia
    No way!
[11:25] Levia
    The god of the ocean,
     in love with a human? No way.
[11:29] Levia
    But I will admit,
    I was waiting for him to return.
[11:35] Vlad
    Everyone, are you all right?!
[11:37] Vlad
    I, Vlad, head of the Demon Lord's
    personal guard, am here!
[11:40] Vlad
    Humans, you won't get your way!
[11:43] Setsu
    Huh?
[11:47] Girl A
    What's wrong, mister?
[11:53] Girl A
    Want some squid rings?
[11:56] Vlad
    Squid... rings?
SIGN    Sold Out
[12:39] Levia
    They really are best when they're raw.
[12:41] Vlad
    Levia-sama.
[12:43] Vlad
    Again, apologies for my behavior earlier.
[12:46] Vlad
    But I'm surprised that you're
    in town in your human form.
[12:52] Setsu
    Hey, Vlad, it's you.
[12:55] Vlad
    That sword, that magic power,
    and the squid rings!
[12:59] Vlad
    I knew it was you, Setsu.
[13:00] Vlad
    Though it was hard to tell,
    given your new form.
[13:03] Setsu
    Yeah, a lot happened.
[13:05] Setsu
    Anyway, seeing you,
    the Demon Lord's closest officer,
[13:09] Setsu
    out of the castle at a time like this...
[13:11] Setsu
    Is it because of the war?
[13:13] Vlad
    Yes. I was looking for Levia-sama.
[13:17] Vlad
    I didn't expect her to be with Setsu,
    the missing hero, though.
[13:22] Vlad
    I'm starting to see a ray of hope!
[13:28] Vlad
    Levia-sama and Setsu!
[13:31] Vlad
    I, Vlad, swallow my pride to implore you!
[13:34] Vlad
    Please, save the Demon Lord!
[13:41] Vlad
    The Demon Lord is being asked to
    marry a man named Terran Sneeter.
[13:49] Levia
    Marriage? I don't know who that man is,
     but isn't that good news?
[13:54] Vlad
    It's not good at all!
[13:56] Vlad
    It's being called a marriage,
[13:59] Vlad
    but in reality, it's subjugation
     through a curse.
[14:01] Setsu
    A subjugation curse?
[14:03] Setsu
    But Dezas should be able
    to shrug off most curses.
[14:06] Vlad
    Well, he brought a powerfully cursed
    necklace instead of a ring.
[14:14] Setsu
    A curse so powerful that not
    even Dezas can resist it...
[14:18] Vlad
    You know of the war that
    started about a month ago,
[14:22] Vlad
    when the humans invaded us, right?
[14:26] Setsu
    What? The humans invaded?
[14:29] Vlad
    You didn't know?
[14:30] Vlad
    One of the coastal villages was
    attacked by soldiers in massive armor.
[14:36] Vlad
    They even left the flag
    of their country behind.
[14:39] Setsu
    A flag? Of Distinia?
[14:42] Vlad
    We were somehow able to fend them off,
[14:44] Vlad
    but they've attacked
    several more times since.
[14:47] Vlad
    The demon lord sent an emissary to the
    human nation, but they haven't returned.
[14:53] Vlad
    Taking advantage of the Demon
    Lord's reluctance to go to war,
[14:56] Vlad
    one man offered to negotiate.
[14:58] Vlad
    That man was Terran Sneeter.
[15:01] Levia
    Oh? So that guy claims he can stop the war?
[15:05] Vlad
    He does.
[15:07] Setsu
    Is he really that powerful?
[15:10] Setsu
    Sounds kinda shady, to be honest.
[15:12] Vlad
    In a way, he's at the top of
    this world, like you are.
[15:18] Ruri
    Um, Setsu-san, he doesn't mean
    Terran himself is a strong fighter.
[15:24] Ruri
    Terran Sneeter is the world's
    wealthiest merchant,
[15:27] Ruri
    and head of the Terran Trading Company.
[15:29] Ruri
    Most of the merchant ships at sea are
    owned by the Terran Trading Company.
[15:34] Levia
    Ah, right, those boorish ships
    that are all over the sea.
[15:38] Vlad
    He has a grip on all of the
    money and wealth in the world.
[15:42] Vlad
    Both we and the humans need the merchants'
    help to wage a cross-continent war.
[15:50] Vlad
    That's why we believe his claims
    aren't completely baseless, but...
[15:55] Setsu
    So Dezas is willing to become a slave,
    just to stop this war?
[16:03] Vlad
    Yes.
[16:04] Setsu
    What about you?! Are the generals of
    the Demon Lord's army okay with that?!
[16:10] Vlad
    Of course not! We will fight for the
    Demon Lord until the last man standing!
[16:15] Setsu
    Then why—
[16:16] Levia
    Because she promised you
     she'd maintain the peace.
[16:23] Levia
    What a silly woman, clinging to a promise
    she made with someone who disappeared.
[16:30] Levia
    But that's precisely why...
[16:34] Levia
    we can't leave her alone.
[16:37] Setsu
    Yeah.
[16:40] Setsu
    You're right.
[16:55] Setsu
    Let's go!
[17:07] Setsu
    Never thought we'd be using the same route
[17:09] Setsu
    we used to launch our surprise attack on the Demon Lord's castle back then.
[17:12] Levia
    Yes, this brings back memories.
[17:19] Setsu
    Here's our welcoming party.
[17:21] Levia
    Well, then, you can rely on
    me to serve as your escort!
[17:28] Vlad
    The date of the wedding ceremony
    that Terran mentioned is unclear,
[17:31] Vlad
    but given what the Demon
    Lord herself wants to do,
[17:34] Vlad
    we don't have a moment to waste.
[17:36] Setsu
    She was never one to back down
    once she'd made up her mind.
[17:40] Vlad
    Also, Terran is surrounded by skilled guards.
[17:45] Vlad
    The road to the castle is
    also crawling with monsters.
[17:47] Vlad
    Do try to conserve your magic power, Setsu.
[17:51] Levia
    You can leave that part to me.
[17:54] Vlad
    Your words are truly reassuring. Thank you.
[17:57] Setsu
    I'm taking the shortest route.
    Can you keep up?
[18:00] Levia
    Who do you think you're talking to?
    I'm the god of the ocean.
[18:04] Setsu
    Well, I'm off, then.
[18:07] Setsu
    I'll have it taken care of
     by the time you arrive.
[18:17] Vlad
    I'm counting on you, Setsu.
[18:46] Levia
    So what's the plan?
[18:48] Setsu
    For what?
[18:49] Levia
    When we get there.
[18:51] Setsu
    It's obvious.
[18:53] Setsu
    I'll blow away this stupid wedding or whatever,
    and that Terran guy along with it.
[18:59] Levia
    But how will you stop the war
    without that rich merchant?
[19:03] Setsu
    I'm actually suspecting he's behind it.
[19:09] Setsu
    Vlad just said Distinia was the
    one that attacked first, right?
[19:13] Setsu
    But in Distinia, they said
    the demons attacked first.
[19:19] Setsu
    I also saw a bunch of big
    armored guys attack,
[19:24] Setsu
    but that wasn't Distinia or the demons.
[19:29] Setsu
    Look, this war didn't break out by
    pure coincidence like last time.
[19:33] Setsu
    Someone set it up.
[19:36] Setsu
    While both sides think
    they were attacked first,
[19:38] Setsu
    some shady dude comes in with
    a cursed necklace to sell peace.
[19:44] Setsu
    How much shadier can it get?
[19:47] Levia
    So that Terran fellow is...
[19:50] Setsu
    I don't know who the true mastermind is,
[19:53] Setsu
    but I'm sure Terran at least knows something.
[19:56] Levia
    In that case...
[20:11] Levia
    I guess I don't need to hold back!
[20:13] Setsu
    Wow, you're a real beast on land, too.
[20:17] Setsu
    Did you actually get stronger?
[20:19] Levia
    This is nothing compared to
    what I can do in the ocean.
[20:22] Levia
    It's not like I was asleep
    the whole time you were gone.
[20:32] Levia
    Yes. It's always been like this with Setsu.
[20:36] Levia
    We took risks, had adventures...
[20:43] Levia
    Until five years ago, I had no interest
    in what happened on the shore.
[20:49] Levia
    I just spent my time doing nothing
    at the bottom of the ocean.
[20:56] Levia
    But after meeting Setsu,
    after being with him,
[21:01] Levia
    I realized how beautiful this world is.
[21:04] Levia
    That's why, right now...
[21:06] Levia
    Not just because I promised Setsu,
    but also of my own free will,
[21:10] Levia
    for these peaceful seas,
[21:12] Levia
    this peaceful world...
[21:15] Levia
    I won't let Dezas take all the attention!
[21:22] Levia
    Oh, yeah, one thing...
[21:26] Setsu
    What now?
[21:28] Levia
    Your squid rings are better than raw squid!
[21:33] Setsu
    In that case, I'll make as many as you want.
[21:40] Setsu
    There it is! Evilbarrow,
    castle of the Demon Lord!
[21:45] Levia
    Do your worst, Setsu!
[21:48] Setsu
    Yeah, count on it!
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    Receiving a Gift for a Second Time
[23:27] Levia
    Next time: "Receiving
    a Gift for a Second Time."