E6 - The Attack of the Low Pressure Girl

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[00:00] (Flashback) Towa
    Tonight's dinner sides...
[00:04] (Flashback) Towa
    are Shintaro-sama's favorite stewed veggies.
[00:09] (Flashback) Towa
    Succulent stewed veggies.
[00:13] (Flashback) Towa
    Soft, squishy, and succulent...
[00:17] (Flashback) Towa
    Wh-What was that?
[00:26] (Flashback) Towa
    Shiu-chan!
[00:29] (Flashback) Shiu
    Towa-sama?!
[00:33] (Flashback) Shiu
    Towa-sama!
[00:34] (Flashback) Towa
    Why are you here, Shiu-chan?
[00:37] (Flashback) Shiu
    I messed up my landing!
[00:41] (Flashback) Towa
    Oh, dear.
[00:42] (Flashback) Towa
    You've got dirt all over you. Are you unhurt?
[00:45] (Flashback) Shiu
    Yes.
[00:46] (Flashback) Towa
    Let's get you in the bath, then.
[00:50] Towa
    And that's what happened.
[00:52] Shintaro
    I see. That explains it.
[00:55] Towa
    Introduce yourself, Shiu-chan.
[01:02] Shiu
    I am Shiu the angel.
[01:06] Shintaro
    O-Oh, nice to meet—
[01:08] Shiu
    Goodbye, then.
[01:09] Shiu
    Let's go, Towa-sama.
[01:11] Towa
    Huh? Shiu-chan?
[01:13] Shintaro
    Hey, wait! Don't take
    flight from the balcony!
[01:15] Shintaro
    There'll be chaos if anyone sees you!
[01:18] Shiu
    Let's hurry up and go home, Towa-sama!
[01:20] Towa
    Please wait, Shiu-chan! Calm down!
SIGN    Milk
[01:23] Towa
    Milk! Have some milk!
SIGN    Studio Apartment, Good Lighting, Angel Included
SIGN    Milk
SIGN    Serene
[03:07] Towa
    Have you calmed down?
[03:09] Towa
    You love your milk, don't you?
[03:12] Shiu
    I do.
[03:13] Shintaro
    There are angels this tiny, huh?
[03:16] Shintaro
    I guess that makes sense.
    I mean, Cupid's basically a baby.
[03:20] Towa
    Anyway, what brings you here all of a sudden?
[03:23] Towa
    You know we're not allowed
    to descend to Ear—
[03:25] Shiu
    I got permission from God!
[03:29] Shiu
    You haven't contacted us in so long!
[03:32] Shiu
    I was worried sick about you!
[03:36] Towa
    It's only been a week since
    I came to Earth, though.
[03:40] Shiu
    One week is long enough to be worried!
[03:43] Towa
    I'm surprised you found me, though.
[03:46] Shiu
    Heh. I'm your junior.
    Of course I can sense your aura.
[03:53] Shiu
    But...
[03:55] Shiu
    I didn't expect you to be in such a dump.
[03:58] Shintaro
    D-Dump?
[04:00] Towa
    This place isn't a dump, Shiu-chan.
[04:03] Towa
    This is Shintaro-sama's home.
[04:05] Shiu
    Shintaro-sama?
[04:07] Shiu
    Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-Who is this human?!
[04:10] Shiu
    Is he... a man?!
[04:12] Towa
    Yes.
[04:15] Shiu
    Towa-sama, you can't live
    in a human male's home!
[04:19] Shiu
    Human men are nothing but perverted animals!
[04:24] Towa
    But Shintaro-sama is very nice.
[04:28] Towa
    Oh, I know. You must be hungry, right, Shiu-chan?
[04:31] Towa
    I made stewed veggies for dinner tonight.
    They're Shintaro-sama's favorite.
[04:36] Shiu
    Gah!
[04:38] Shiu
    You've cooked for a human male?!
[04:41] Towa
    Yes.
[04:42] Shiu
    Did you do this, too?!
[04:44] Towa
    I did.
[04:45] Shiu
    And I've been wondering this whole time.
[04:48] Shiu
    Who is this human?
[04:51] Towa
    This is Shintaro-sama.
[04:56] Shiu
    So it's you, punk!
[04:59] Shiu
    You're Shintaro!
[05:01] Towa
    No calling him "punk," Shiu-chan.
[05:03] Shintaro
    S-Sorry I didn't introduce myself.
[05:06] Shintaro
    But I've been here for a while.
    What did you think I was?
SIGN    A perv
[05:09] Shiu
    A perv.
SIGN    A perv
[05:11] Shintaro
    That was clearly not my fault!
[05:14] Shiu
    Shintaro...
[05:15] Shiu
    You made Towa-sama cook
    and clean in such a dump?
[05:19] Shiu
    The atrocity! The depravity!
SIGN    Kill
[05:24] Shiu
    I must kill you dead.
[05:25] Shintaro
    Eek!
[05:26] Towa
    Shiu-chan, I'm doing this because I want to.
[05:29] Towa
    And who taught you to
    speak like that? Bad girl.
[05:34] Shiu
    In that case...
SIGN    Maker
[05:36] Shiu
    You'll meet your maker.
[05:37] Shintaro
    I'd rather not!
[05:38] Towa
    Look, Shiu-chan, we have milk.
[05:41] Towa
    Drink some and calm down.
SIGN    Maker
[05:42] Shintaro
    Towa-chan, I don't think that's gonna fly!
[05:46] Shintaro
    Wait, you're drinking it?!
[05:49] Shiu
    All right.
[05:49] Shiu
    Time to go home, Towa-sama.
[05:51] Towa
    I can't, Shiu-chan.
[05:54] Towa
    God sent me to Earth to
    learn more about humans.
[05:59] Shiu
    Then let's at least step outside for now.
[06:01] Shiu
    Being in such a tiny room is suffocating.
[06:04] Towa
    But Shintaro-sama said it was
    dangerous to go outside...
[06:10] Shiu
    That makes absolutely no sense.
[06:14] Shiu
    How are you supposed to learn about
    humans without going outside?
[06:18] Shiu
    And what exactly does "learning
    about humans" entail, anyway?
[06:24] Shiu
    You're being trapped in here!
[06:26] Shiu
    You're above this kind of treatment,
    Towa-sama! It's not right!
[06:30] Shiu
    So you have to come back to
    Heaven with me right now!
[06:34] Towa
    But God chose me to
    represent all angelkind...
[06:44] Shintaro
    Did she just switch targets?!
[06:47] Shiu
    Shintaro.
[06:48] Shintaro
    Y-Yes?
[06:50] Shiu
    I'm sure you have your misgivings
    about living with Towa-sama, too.
[06:56] Shintaro
    Huh? Not really.
[06:58] Shiu
    Towa-sama is of a very high status.
[07:01] Shiu
    You know she lives in a
    completely different world
[07:05] Shiu
    from humans, especially commoners, right?
[07:10] Shintaro
    True... Life with her is full of surprises.
[07:13] Towa
    Aww!
[07:15] Shiu
    Then—
[07:15] Shintaro
    But you know what?
[07:18] Shintaro
    That's only natural, given she comes from
    a different culture and environment.
[07:25] Shintaro
    And, like, if I were ever to go to Heaven,
[07:30] Shintaro
    I'm sure I would do things that
    seemed strange to you angels.
[07:36] Shintaro
    Besides...
[07:38] Shintaro
    Everything Towa-chan does is
    always out of concern for me.
[07:42] Shintaro
    I was surprised, but also very grateful.
[07:47] Towa
    Shintaro-sama...
[07:49] Shiu
    What's with this human?
[07:52] Shiu
    Know your place!
[07:55] Shiu
    I can't leave Towa-sama in a place like this.
[07:59] Shiu
    I will take her back with me!
[08:02] Shiu
    Don't be fooled, Towa-sama!
[08:05] Shiu
    Humans are liars!
[08:07] Shiu
    I'm sure he didn't mean
    a word of what he said!
[08:11] Shiu
    Don't fall for it!
[08:12] Shiu
    Return to Heaven with me—
[08:14] Towa
    Shiu-chan!
[08:16] Towa
    Shintaro-sama is a truly good, kind person.
[08:21] Towa
    I believe in him with all my heart.
[08:25] Shiu
    How could you tell in just one week?
[08:29] Towa
    I can tell.
[08:31] Towa
    Shintaro-sama didn't just
    give me a place to live.
[08:36] Towa
    He scolded me out of concern,
[08:40] Towa
    even though I was a complete stranger to him.
[08:43] Towa
    That made me so happy.
[08:47] Towa
    I was excited about coming to Earth,
[08:50] Towa
    but I was also very afraid.
[08:54] Towa
    So knowing that there was someone
    here who worried about me
[09:00] Towa
    told me that I wasn't alone,
    which made me so happy.
[09:05] Towa
    So I want to repay him for
    the kindness he has shown me.
[09:12] Towa
    Shintaro-sama used to live alone,
[09:16] Towa
    but I want to be at his side and
    bring him happiness in life.
[09:20] Towa
    That's why I'll stay here.
[09:24] Shintaro
    Oh, man...
[09:26] Shintaro
    No matter how many times she
    says it, it still hits hard.
[09:29] Shintaro
    Who gets to hear a girl say she'll
    bring them happiness in life?!
[09:35] Shiu
    I... I...
[09:39] Shiu
    I refuse to accept this.
[09:41] Shiu
    You're a jerk, Towa-sama!
[09:45] Towa
    Shiu-chan!
[09:49] Shintaro
    Did she go outside?
[09:51] Shiu
    She's a careful girl, so I
    don't think she would do that.
[09:56] Shintaro
    So she's still in the building.
[09:58] Shintaro
    Hmm...
[09:59] Shintaro
    Do angels prefer being up high
    rather than close to the ground?
[10:04] Towa
    Oh, yes.
[10:06] Towa
    Heaven is high up, so we feel
    more at home in high places.
[10:11] Shintaro
    Which means...
[10:13] Towa
    The roof, you say?
[10:16] Shintaro
    Yeah. It's a rental garden up there.
[10:19] Shintaro
    And it should still be open at this hour.
[10:23] Towa
    Shintaro-sama, I apologize for all
    the rude things Shiu-chan said.
[10:28] Shintaro
    Oh, it's fine.
[10:30] Shintaro
    She was a bit scary, but I could
    see where she was coming from.
[10:34] Shintaro
    And besides, I feel like it all
    came from a place of love for you.
[10:46] Towa
    Shiu-chan!
[10:56] Towa
    I'm sorry.
[10:59] Towa
    You came here out of concern for me,
    and yet all I could think of was myself.
[11:05] Shiu
    You didn't do anything wrong!
[11:10] Towa
    Thank you, Shiu-chan.
[11:13] Shiu
    Towa-sama...
[11:15] Towa
    Shiu-chan...
[11:18] Towa
    Do you want a hug?
[11:25] Shiu
    I do!
[11:31] Shintaro
    Talk about a religious experience.
[11:33] Shintaro
    Kids will be kids, I guess.
[11:36] Shintaro
    She's got her cute side...
SIGN    Booyah
[11:39] Shiu
    Booyah!
[11:40] Shintaro
    Huh? Oh, is she trying to show off to me?
[11:44] Shintaro
    What the...
[11:49] Shintaro
    What? Are you going to explode?!
[11:52] Alexa
    You will be sent home in one minute.
[11:55] Alexa
    You will be sent home in one minute.
[11:56] Shiu
    No! Please don't, God!
[11:58] Shiu
    I wanna be with Towa-sama more!
[12:00] Shintaro
    That thing's a color timer?!
[12:03] Shiu
    Towa-sama... You really
    won't come home with me?
[12:07] Towa
    I won't.
[12:10] Shiu
    Please, please take care of yourself.
[12:14] Shiu
    I will always be praying
    to ensure you don't suffer.
[12:20] Towa
    Thank you.
[12:22] Shiu
    Shintaro.
[12:24] Shiu
    If Towa-sama spoke so highly of you,
    maybe you aren't a bad person after all.
[12:29] Shiu
    She's a good judge of character,
    and I believe in her.
[12:35] Towa
    Shiu-chan.
[12:37] Shiu
    But...
[12:38] Shiu
    If you do anything bad to her,
    I will make you meet your maker.
SIGN    Maker
[12:42] Towa
    Shiu-chan!
[12:44] Shiu
    I haven't accepted you fully yet!
[12:47] Shiu
    It's me!
[12:49] Shiu
    I'm the one who loves her more—
[12:54] Shintaro
    Wow, a magic trick.
[12:57] Towa
    I haven't been to the roof before.
[13:00] Towa
    These vegetables are cute.
[13:02] Shintaro
    Oh, the horsebeans?
[13:05] Shintaro
    Towa-chan?
[13:06] Towa
    Shintaro-sama...
[13:08] Towa
    What Shiu-chan said got to me a bit.
[13:13] Towa
    About how I was supposed
    to learn more about humans.
[13:17] Shintaro
    Oh, me too, actually.
[13:20] Shintaro
    I told you not to go out alone, right?
[13:25] Shintaro
    I didn't want to put you in danger.
[13:28] Shintaro
    But nothing would change that way.
[13:32] Shintaro
    So how about this? From now on, after dinner,
[13:36] Shintaro
    why don't we go out for
    walks and stuff together?
[13:40] Shintaro
    And once you're used to it, you can go
    out during the day, when I'm in school.
[13:45] Shintaro
    Instead of banning you from going out alone,
[13:48] Shintaro
    why don't we practice
    so you can do so safely?
[13:52] Shintaro
    What do you say?
[13:58] Towa
    Yes!
[13:59] Towa
    Shintaro-sama is too kind.
[14:03] Towa
    I'm truly glad I got to meet him.
[14:11] Towa
    Soft, squishy, and succulent...
[14:16] Shintaro
    What is that song?
[14:16] Towa
    Soft, squishy, and succulent...
[14:22] Shintaro
    A few days had passed since we started
    going out on walks after dinner.
[14:29] Shintaro
    It's not safe to cross when the lights
    are red or yellow, so stay put.
[14:33] Shintaro
    You can cross when the sign with
    the walking man lights up.
[14:36] Shintaro
    But make sure you look
    both ways before you do.
[14:38] Towa
    Right!
[14:40] Shintaro
    Let's go.
[14:42] Towa
    Wait. The man's not walking yet.
[14:47] Towa
    He's still stationary!
[14:48] Shintaro
    True!
[14:50] Shintaro
    I'm home.
[14:52] Towa
    You always say, "I'm home,"
    even when nobody's waiting here.
[14:58] Shintaro
    Huh? Oh, I guess it's out of habit.
[15:04] Towa
    Welcome back!
[15:06] Shintaro
    W-Welcome back to you, too.
[15:09] Towa
    I'm home.
[15:12] Shintaro
    What is this?
[15:13] Tv
    It's time for A Leisurely
    Stroll: Sweets Tripping!
[15:17] Shintaro
    It feels like Towa-chan
    can go out normally now.
[15:21] Shintaro
    Once she gets familiar with it, maybe she
    can learn how to take buses and trains, too.
SIGN    Super-popular sweets shops special
SIGN    All the rage online!
    
    
    
    
    
    Fruit Sandwich Store
[15:28] Shintaro
    Towa-chan... taking the train by herself...
SIGN    Ultra Super Far Station
[15:32] Towa
    Oh, no. I'm lost.
[15:36] Towa
    Eek!
[15:38] Shintaro
    Nope! I have nothing but concerns!
[15:41] Shintaro
    But she's gotta figure it out if she
    wants to learn about the human world...
[15:46] Shintaro
    But her safety comes first...
[15:49] Shintaro
    Yeah, it's too soon.
[15:52] Shintaro
    She can't use the bus or train yet!
SIGN    16-year-old who's
    slowly starting to act
    like the father of a child
SIGN    All the rage online!
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Fruit Sandwich Store
[15:56] Tv
    Here we have the recently
    buzzing store's top pick:
SIGN    A Leisurely Stroll:
    Sweets Tripping!
SIGN    Super-popular sweets shops special
SIGN    Strawberry Sandwich 680 yen (tax incl.)
SIGN    Shine Muscat Grape Sandwich 680 yen (tax incl.)
[16:00] Tv
    fruit sandwiches!
[16:02] Towa
    How pretty. They look delicious.
[16:05] Shintaro
    Huh... I think this place is just
    a train ride away if we want to go.
[16:09] Towa
    Go? To this store?
[16:12] Shintaro
    Yeah.
[16:13] Towa
    The shops on TV are real?!
[16:17] Shintaro
    What did you think?!
[16:19] Towa
    You said "dramas" were all fictional...
[16:23] Towa
    Wait, does that mean those
    fruit sandwiches are real, too?
[16:28] Shintaro
    I'm sure they are.
[16:30] Towa
    Wow! Such a pretty food really exists!
[16:36] Shintaro
    Wanna go?
[16:40] Towa
    I do!
[16:41] Shintaro
    Dude, I just said she wasn't
    ready to take trains yet!
[16:48] Shintaro
    Put this in the ticket gate.
[16:51] Towa
    Okay.
[16:52] Towa
    This is my first time taking the train.
[16:54] Towa
    I have seen one up close, though.
[16:56] Shintaro
    You have? When?
[16:59] Towa
    I flew next to one the day I came to Earth.
[17:02] Towa
    It was very pretty!
[17:03] Shintaro
    Hey, that's super dangerous! She has
    no self-preservation instincts!
[17:10] Towa
    Shintaro-sama! The ticket got sucked in!
[17:12] Shintaro
    Grab it when it comes out the other side.
[17:28] Towa
    Shintaro-sama!
[17:30] Towa
    The ticket won't come out!
[17:32] Shintaro
    Yeah, it doesn't when you're
    getting off. That's okay.
[17:36] Towa
    This town is so full of life.
[17:38] Shintaro
    Yeah. Be careful not to get lost.
[17:41] Shintaro
    I think the shop's over that way...
[17:42] Towa
    That way!
[17:42] Shintaro
    Wait, hold up! I just told you to be careful!
[17:51] Towa
    Let's go.
[17:52] Shintaro
    Huh? She's holding my hand...
[17:54] Shintaro
    No, wait, I guess that's
    my wrist, just barely.
[17:59] Towa
    Wow!
[18:01] Towa
    It's the shop we saw on TV!
SIGN    Shintaro's Choice
    Green and Red Apple Sandwich
    Honey and Greens Smoothie
SIGN    Towa-chan's Choice
     Mixed Fruit Sandwich
    Strawberry Milk Smoothie
[18:06] Towa
    Let's eat.
[18:08] Shintaro
    This might actually be my first
    fruit sandwich. Do you like it?
[18:15] Shintaro
    No need to wait for a response, huh?
[18:17] Shintaro
    Cute.
[18:21] Shintaro
    I'm glad we came.
[18:38] Towa
    Wow!
[18:40] Shintaro
    Wanna take a walk that way?
[18:42] Towa
    Yes.
[18:46] Towa
    A-A-A huge swan?!
[18:48] Shintaro
    Oh, those are called swan boats.
[18:51] Towa
    I read about a human play
    back when I was in Heaven.
[18:54] Towa
    One called Swan Lake.
    It was a very beautiful love story.
[18:59] Shintaro
    Ah.
[19:03] Shintaro
    Do you want to ride one?
[19:06] Towa
    Yes!
[19:07] Shintaro
    God, she's too cute!
[19:14] Shintaro
    Whoa, we're pretty close to the water.
[19:18] Towa
    You row with your legs, I see.
[19:20] Towa
    May I try, as well?
[19:22] Shintaro
    Sure.
[19:27] Towa
    Wow.
[19:28] Towa
    We're moving forward!
[19:36] Towa
    This is amazing. We keep going on and on.
[19:40] Shintaro
    Towa-chan! Your skirt!
[19:42] Shintaro
    Watch your skirt!
[19:48] Shintaro
    Swan boats are pretty nice, huh?
[19:50] Towa
    Yeah, this is fun!
[19:56] Towa
    Hello!
[19:58] Old Lady
    Oh, hello.
[20:01] Shintaro
    H-Hello.
[20:02] Old Lady
    My, such a lovely young couple.
[20:06] Old Lady
    Right, dear?
[20:07] Old Man
    Yes, indeed.
[20:10] Shintaro
    E-Excuse us!
[20:14] Towa
    Shintaro-sama, what's a "couple"?
[20:17] Shintaro
    Don't ask me!
[20:22] Towa
    That was so much fun.
[20:24] Shintaro
    I know, happy realization and
    all that... but is this a date?!
SIGN    Dango
[20:28] Towa
    Oh, Shintaro-sama, they have dango.
[20:31] Towa
    Let's go eat some dango!
[20:36] Shintaro
    S-Sorry.
[20:38] Shintaro
    But...
[20:39] Shintaro
    Holding hands and stuff...
[20:42] Shintaro
    is something only people in
    that kind of relationship do...
[20:46] Shintaro
    What am I even saying?!
[20:50] Girl
    I told you, I'm on my way!
[20:53] Girl
    You went somewhere else?
    Tell me that sooner, you jerk!
[20:57] Shintaro
    Towa-chan!
[20:58] Towa
    I'm all right.
[21:00] Shintaro
    What's wrong with her?
    She didn't even apologize.
[21:03] Towa
    I'm sure she's on her way to take
    care of something important.
[21:07] Shintaro
    Even so...
[21:10] Shintaro
    Sorry about everything.
[21:13] Shintaro
    Every time you get in danger here
    on Earth, it's us humans' fault.
[21:20] Shintaro
    We're a selfish bunch who
    only care about ourselves.
[21:26] Shintaro
    And maybe I'm the same...
[21:33] Towa
    If you don't care about yourself,
    you can't care about others.
[21:43] Shintaro
    Towa-chan's too kind.
[21:46] Shintaro
    I'm truly glad I got to meet her.
[21:55] Shintaro
    Sh-Shall we go get those dango?
[21:57] Towa
    Right!
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[23:35] Towa
    Next episode: "What Most Mangaka
    Are Like After Deadlines."