E10 - Let's Go Tomb Raiding!!

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[00:03] Kagh
    I hate this place. It's swarming with bugs.
[00:06] Leena
    A-Are you sure we're ready
    to fight the area boss?
[00:11] Soma
    What's gotten you so scared all of a sudden?
[00:13] Soma
    We've beaten everything
    they've thrown at us so far!
[00:16] Leena
    But...
[00:19] Soma
    We can take this, no pro—
[00:22] Soma
    What the heck's this?
[00:25] Soma
    I can't get it off! It's too sticky!
[00:27] Leena
    Are you okay?
[00:30] Kagh
    S-Soma.
[00:33] Kagh
    Is that...
[00:39] Trio
    A clown?!
[00:47] Narrator
    This world is filled with
    too many games to count,
[00:52] Narrator
    though the vast majority simply
    come and go in obscurity.
[00:58] Narrator
    The greatest of all games
[01:01] Narrator
    is the fully immersive VR game boasting
    over 30 million players worldwide—
[01:06] Narrator
    Shangri-La Frontier, which rightly
    earns the title of "god-tier game"!
[01:12] Narrator
    One lover of trash games, Rakuro Hizutome,
[01:16] Narrator
    is trying out the god-tier
    game,* Shangri-La Frontier*!
[01:20] Narrator
    What adventures await him there?
SIGN    Let's Go Tomb Raiding!!
[03:01] Sunraku
    The area boss here is a spider, right?
[03:05] Emul
    Yes, indeed!
[03:06] Emul
    It's called the Clown Spider!
[03:08] Sunraku
    So... we're probably getting close.
[03:18] Sunraku
    Okay!
[03:21] Sunraku
    Huh? I can't go in?
SIGN    Other players are
    fighting this area boss.
[03:24] Emul
    It appears other pioneers
    have already engaged it!
[03:36] Soma
    Damn it! I gotta climb all
    the way back up there?
[03:39] Soma
    This boss is such a pain in the ass.
[03:41] Soma
    This isn't over! One good hit and I'm—
[03:46] Emul
    It flattened that pioneer!
[03:49] Sunraku
    Rest in peace.
[03:55] Sunraku
    Welp, path's open. Let's go!
[03:57] Emul
    You didn't mourn him for long!
[03:59] Sunraku
    He's just respawning in Thirdrema. Chill out.
[04:06] Sunraku
    But thanks to Mr. Pancake there,
    I got some useful info.
[04:24] Sunraku
    Emul.
[04:25] Sunraku
    You mind hanging out here
    and doing color commentary?
[04:29] Sunraku
    I wanna solo the Clown Spider
[04:32] Sunraku
    on my first try, with a no-damage run.
[04:37] Emul
    And you really want me
    to stay here and watch?
[04:41] Sunraku
    Yeah.
[04:42] Sunraku
    Okay! Let's do this, area boss!
[04:51] Sunraku
    I'm fighting a spider.
[04:53] Sunraku
    The webbing's gonna get
    denser the higher I get.
[04:56] Sunraku
    Out of the skills I learned
    leveling up in the arena...
SIGN    Rush Slash
    Quick Spin
    Loop Slash Lv. 5
     Accel Lv. 6
     One-Boat Leap
[05:01] Sunraku
    I think my best bet here'll be...
[05:07] Sunraku
    Skill...
[05:09] Sunraku
    One-Boat Leap!
[05:10] sign
    One-Boat Leap
[05:15] Sunraku
    Bet you use that to insta-kill first-timers.
[05:16] Sunraku
    Good thing I saw you use it already.
[05:27] Emul
    Sunraku-san! You're heading right for...
[05:35] Emul
    a sticky web!
[05:38] Emul
    It wasn't sticky?!
[05:41] Sunraku
    The radial threads of a
    spider's web aren't sticky.
[05:45] Sunraku
    That makes it a little harder
    to get stable footing.
[05:48] Sunraku
    But if I judge it just right...
[05:52] Sunraku
    Skill, Accel Lv. 6!
[05:56] Sunraku
    It's not too different from
    running around that forest!
[06:04] Emul
    I-Incredible!
[06:10] Sunraku
    The time for sitting back and throwing
    stuff is over, Clown Spider.
SIGN    Area Boss
    Clown Spider
[06:29] Sunraku
    Loop Slash!
SIGN    Loop Slash
[06:34] Sunraku
    Right leg down!
[06:40] Sunraku
    Rush Slash!
[06:54] Sunraku
    A fall from that height should
    dish out some juicy damage.
[06:59] Sunraku
    Not a damn chance!
SIGN    Throwing Knife
    equipped.
[07:13] Emul
    Th-That looked quite painful!
[07:17] Sunraku
    Probably won't be enough to beat it, but...
[07:26] Sunraku
    Well, lookie there!
[07:48] Sunraku
    Aiming's a breeze against a target that big!
[07:51] Sunraku
    I really got you in a tough spot, huh?
[07:55] Emul
    Oh, you're brilliant, Sunraku-san!
[07:59] Emul
    You can easily make it
    through unharmed like this!
[08:02] Sunraku
    There we go.
[08:08] Sunraku
    Well, that's all fun enough, but...
[08:15] Emul
    Sunraku-san?
[08:19] Sunraku
    Hup!
[08:24] Sunraku
    If I can't beat an area boss head-to-head...
[08:49] Sunraku
    I'll never make it
[08:51] Sunraku
    to Lycagon's level!
SIGN    Area Boss
    Clown Spider
SIGN    Dispatch Complete
[09:13] Emul
    Sunraku-san!
[09:16] Sunraku
    Well, Emul?
[09:18] Sunraku
    I called it. First-time, no-damage run.
[09:22] Emul
    Yes indeed!
[09:24] Emul
    You're a true man of your word!
[09:27] Sunraku
    Felt almost too easy.
[09:29] Emul
    It went right to his head!
[09:35] Oikatzo
    Hey, an email from Pencil Knight.
SIGN    Let's get up to some mischief!
    
    From: Pencil Knight
     To: Modor Katzo
[09:39] Oikatzo
    Oh, it's about that.
[09:43] Oikatzo
    I thought Sunraku picking this game
    up would be a good reason to try it...
[09:53] Oikatzo
    But soloing these bosses isn't the
    challenge they made it out to be...
[10:01] Oikatzo
    I hope what you've got in
    store has a little more bite.
SIGN    Oikatzo
SIGN    Major Summer Update!!
SIGN    The Severed Sea
SIGN    The Frontier Fleet
SIGN    The New Land
[10:18] Mana
    Hey, he accepted your friend request?
[10:21] Mana
    That's so great!
[10:22] Rei
    Y-Yes.
[10:23] Rei
    I worked up my nerve, and he accepted it.
[10:26] Rei
    I couldn't have done it
    without your encouragement.
[10:30] Rei
    But Hizutome-kun really is amazing!
[10:33] Rei
    Not only did he skip the first town,
[10:36] Rei
    he's got a Vorpal Bunny companion!
    We all thought you couldn't tame those!
[10:39] Mana
    Wow. Well, that's a trash gamer for you.
[10:46] Mana
    Welcome!
[10:56] Mana
    He hasn't been here for a few days.
[10:59] Mana
    Guess he's been in SLF the whole time?
[11:01] Mana
    He's a real wild card, though.
[11:03] Mana
    He might even be the first
    to dispatch a unique monster!
[11:08] Rei
    Oh, not even he could do that!
[11:13] Rei
    Actually, maybe he could!
[11:44] Rakuro
    Hey, an interview with Katzo.
SIGN    Kei Uomi
    Pro Gamer
[11:48] Rakuro
    That guy talks so much shit.
[11:50] Rakuro
    I bet he made the editor's job hell.
[11:56] Rakuro
    SLF's getting a major summer update?
[12:00] Rakuro
    The Severed Sea.
[12:02] Rakuro
    The Frontier Fleet.
[12:03] Rakuro
    The New Land, and a new job...
[12:07] Sunraku
    I guess this is the one Pencilgon
    was talking about yesterday.
[12:13] Pencil Knight
    Hello, hello!
[12:15] Pencil Knight
    Thank you both for coming today.
SIGN    Pencil Knight
[12:17] Pencil Knight
    When was the last time we were all
    together here in Unite Rounds?
[12:22] Pencil Knight
    Was it when you jackasses stormed my castle,
    which had an eighty-player garrison?
SIGN    Sunraku
SIGN    Pencil Knight
SIGN    Katzo Tataki
[12:30] Katzo Tataki
    Look, that was Sunraku's idea.
[12:33] Katzo Tataki
    "Assassinating the monarch
    sounds like a blast!" he said.
[12:36] Sunraku
    You were just as down for it!
[12:38] Katzo Tataki
    Hell yeah, I was.
[12:40] Katzo Tataki
    And it freaking ruled!
[12:42] Sunraku
    Yeah, I wasn't expecting it to end with her
[12:45] Sunraku
    blowing up the castle and
    all her retainers with it!
[12:50] Katzo Tataki
    Yeah, the Pencil Dynasty Incident.
[12:52] Katzo Tataki
    They'll be talking about that one 'til
    the Unite Rounds servers shut down!
[12:56] Sunraku
    Yeah.
[12:57] Sunraku
    And she acts like it was just part
    of her "live in the moment" attitude,
[13:01] Sunraku
    but you can tell she's
    still so pissed about it!
[13:03] Sunraku
    She'll start making excuses even
    when no one's brought it up—
[13:08] Pencil Knight
    Now that we're all feeling nice and relaxed,
[13:11] Pencil Knight
    do you mind if I get to the main topic?
[13:14] Both
    Yes, ma'am!
[13:17] Pencil Knight
    Good.
[13:18] Sunraku
    I'm betting you called us here to say
    more than just "Let's play SLF together."
[13:27] Pencil Knight
    That's right.
[13:28] Pencil Knight
    We don't have a lot of time,
[13:30] Pencil Knight
    so I'll get right to the point.
[13:34] Pencil Knight
    Want to take out the unique monster,
    Wethermon the Tombguard,
[13:38] Pencil Knight
    with just the three of us?
[13:47] Both
    Huh?! A unique monster?!
[13:51] Katzo Tataki
    A unique monster...
[13:53] Katzo Tataki
    That's the same category of monster as
    that Lycagon thing Sunraku fought, right?!
[13:57] Katzo Tataki
    Are you for real?!
[13:58] Katzo Tataki
    I'm dying to fight those unique guys!
[14:01] Pencil Knight
    That's right.
[14:02] Pencil Knight
    One of the Seven Colossi
    of Shangri-La Frontier...
[14:08] Pencil Knight
    Wethermon the Tombguard.
[14:10] Sunraku
    Hold on a minute.
[14:12] Sunraku
    I figured she'd be inviting us on
    some high-level clan raid, but...
[14:19] Sunraku
    You said "just the three of us"?
[14:21] Pencil Knight
    Yes.
[14:23] Sunraku
    And you think we stand a chance?
[14:26] Sunraku
    I don't know jack about
    this "Wethermon" thing.
[14:29] Pencil Knight
    Well, it's not like you can beat
    him with sheer force of numbers.
[14:33] Pencil Knight
    We went at him with Ashura Kai's
    fifteen best and got wasted.
[14:38] Katzo Tataki
    Is this the kind of monster that gets
[14:40] Katzo Tataki
    more attack and HP the more
    people you send at it?
[14:43] Pencil Knight
    That's part of it, but...
[14:46] Pencil Knight
    I can't tell you more until
    I have your agreement.
[14:52] Pencil Knight
    We get one chance at this.
[14:54] Pencil Knight
    We'll carry it out in two weeks.
[14:56] Pencil Knight
    The night of the new moon,
    right after the major summer update.
[15:01] Pencil Knight
    That's the day we'll do it.
[15:06] Pencil Knight
    What do you think?
[15:09] Sunraku
    Right after the update?
[15:11] Sunraku
    Why invite a pair of SLF *newbies, though?
[15:14] Sunraku
    Wouldn't she want a few max-level elites?
[15:19] Pencil Knight
    If you're worried about your levels,
    that won't be a problem.
[15:24] Pencil Knight
    What I'm after is pure player skill.
[15:29] Pencil Knight
    That's why I'm enlisting
[15:30] Pencil Knight
    Katzo-kun, the pro gamer,
[15:33] Pencil Knight
    and Sunraku-kun, the trash gamer.
SIGN    Pencil Knight
SIGN    Sunraku
SIGN    Katzo Tataki
[15:47] Sunraku
    You sure those two things are comparable?
[15:50] Katzo Tataki
    Feel free to back off, trash gamer.
[15:52] Katzo Tataki
    You're stinking up my pro gamer rep.
[15:54] Sunraku
    What was that?!
[15:56] Pencil Knight
    So, what do you think?
[15:58] Pencil Knight
    I can always offer additional compensation.
[16:01] Sunraku
    Well... I think I might be down.
[16:04] Sunraku
    But I also think you're
    still hiding something.
[16:08] Sunraku
    If you want us to buy in,
    you'd better give us the full story.
[16:19] Pencil Knight
    All right.
[16:20] Pencil Knight
    Shall we begin our strategy meeting?
SIGN    Weekly
SIGN    VR Full Diver
SIGN    Comes with
    B3 Poster
    of the cover page
[16:27] Staff
    Thank you for coming!
[16:33] Rei
    E-Excuse me!
[16:40] Rei
    H-Hizutome-kun...
[16:42] Rei
    H-Hello!
[16:47] Rakuro
    Hey, isn't she...
[16:50] Rakuro
    Pretty sure she was in my class last year...
[16:54] Rakuro
    Um...
[16:56] Rakuro
    Ga... Ga-san...
[16:59] Rakuro
    Her name, her name...
[17:00] Rakuro
    It was something-ga-san!
[17:05] Rakuro
    Just hold on.
[17:06] Rakuro
    Rack your brain, man.
[17:10] Rakuro
    Iga? Koga?
[17:13] Rakuro
    That's it!
[17:15] Rakuro
    You're Saiga-san!
[17:16] Rei
    Y-Yes, that's right!
[17:18] Rei
    I'm Rei Saiga!
[17:20] Rakuro
    Hell yeah!
[17:21] Rei
    I-Isn't it funny that
    we ran into each other?!
[17:24] Rakuro
    Yeah, sure is.
[17:26] Rei
    W-Were you shopping?
[17:29] Rakuro
    Y-Yeah...
[17:30] Rakuro
    What about you?
[17:31] Rei
    I'm on my way to practice...
SIGN    Judo
[17:34] Rakuro
    Practice?
[17:34] Rei
    Judo—
[17:36] Rei
    Er, I mean... well...
[17:40] Rei
    Oh, Mana-san from Rock Roll told me...
[17:44] Rei
    You started playing Shangri-La Frontier?
[17:46] Rakuro
    Oh, yeah.
[17:49] Rakuro
    I'm playing.
[17:50] Rei
    So... er... I...
[17:55] Rei
    I also play... SLF, so...
[17:59] Rakuro
    Oh?
[18:01] Rakuro
    It even gets girls from
    rich old families playing?
[18:04] Rakuro
    SLF's really something.
[18:05] Rei
    D-Do you think... w-we could play...?
[18:10] Rakuro
    Oh, sorry. Got an email.
[18:12] Rakuro
    Hang on.
[18:13] Rei
    R-Right! G-Go ahead!
SIGN    From: Pencil Knight
    To: Sunraku
    Get over here
     Are you dying of remorse over keeping me waiting?
    Are you okay? Should I call an ambulance?
[18:22] Rakuro
    "Get over here"?
[18:23] Rakuro
    Yeah, figured it'd be Pencilgon.
[18:25] Rakuro
    Can't I even buy groceries in peace?
[18:29] Rakuro
    And she's double emailing! Scary...
[18:33] Rakuro
    Sorry, Saiga-san!
[18:34] Rakuro
    I've got a friend who won't wait.
[18:36] Rakuro
    Gotta go!
[18:38] Rakuro
    See you later!
[18:39] Rei
    O-Of course!
[18:41] Rei
    I'm so sorry I kept you!
[18:49] Rei
    That was so exciting!
[18:51] Rei
    We talked so much!
[18:55] Rei
    But Hizutome-kun...
[18:56] Rei
    He had so many energy drinks.
[19:00] Rei
    I suppose he'll be playing SLF for a while...
[19:07] Rei
    Maybe I'll get to see him soon!
[19:15] Rei
    Oh, I've got to get to practice!
[19:25] Rakuro
    Shoot. I should've asked Saiga-san's handle.
[19:32] VO
    Welcome to Shangri-La Frontier.
[19:38] Emul
    Good morning, Sunraku-san!
[19:43] Sunraku
    Emul. Back off.
[19:45] Emul
    Righty-o!
[19:46] Emul
    Well? What's on the agenda today!
[19:53] Sunraku
    First, I've got a question for you.
[19:56] Emul
    What is it?
[19:58] Sunraku
    It looks like, in two weeks,
[20:00] Sunraku
    I'll be picking a fight with
    "Wethermon the Tombguard."
[20:04] Sunraku
    It's looking like I'll have to leave
    you out of the party while I do...
[20:09] Sunraku
    What's wrong?
[20:10] Emul
    Picking a fight with Wethermon?!
[20:16] Emul
    D-Da... Bo...
[20:20] Emul
    Daboo... Bodadd...
[20:23] Emul
    I've got to tell my daddy!
[20:27] Sunraku
    Hey!
[20:30] Sunraku
    What's her problem?
[20:31] Sunraku
    I'm late to see Pencilgon as it is!
[20:37] Sunraku
    Here's a question.
[20:39] Pencil Knight
    What is it?
[20:40] Sunraku
    You said "just the three of us,"
[20:43] Sunraku
    but I've got an NPC in my party right now.
[20:47] Sunraku
    What about her?
[20:49] Pencil Knight
    Oh, the infamous bunny.
[20:51] Katzo Tataki
    Bunny?
[20:53] Pencil Knight
    If you care about her,
    you should keep her out of it.
[20:57] Katzo Tataki
    What's with the bunny?
[20:59] Sunraku
    What do you mean?
[21:01] Pencil Knight
    In SLF...
[21:02] Emul
    Oh, dear! Oh, dear!
[21:04] Pencil Knight
    Once an NPC dies...
[21:06] Emul
    It's truly terrible!
[21:09] Pencil Knight
    They never come back.
[21:10] Emul
    Daddy!
SIGN    SLF Mini
[22:47] Kids
    SLF Theater!
SIGN    Pencilgon's
    Five-Second Answers
[22:51] Emul
    Mini!
SIGN    SLF Theater
SIGN    Likes?
[22:59] Pencilgon
    Fireworks.
[23:01] Pencilgon
    They're beautiful and pure.
SIGN    Dislikes?
[23:06] Pencilgon
    Slugs.
[23:07] Pencilgon
    Ugh. I'd like to wipe them
    off the face of the Earth!
SIGN    What do you think
    of Sunraku-san?
[23:14] Pencilgon
    He's a freak.
[23:16] Pencilgon
    Oh, that's a good thing.
SIGN    Favorite sayings?
[23:21] Pencilgon
    Brains over brawn.
[23:22] Pencilgon
    Perfection is real.
[23:24] Pencilgon
    Profit while others fight.
[23:25] Pencilgon
    And...
SIGN    What nickname would you give yourself?
[23:29] Pencilgon
    "The Perfect Beauty."
SIGN    What would you compare a Player Killer to?
[23:34] Pencilgon
    A runway model, I suppose.
SIGN    Why is that?
[23:38] Pencilgon
    Both inspire cries.
[23:40] Pencilgon
    Though the model inspires cries of joy,
[23:42] Pencilgon
    while the player killer inspires
[23:44] Pencilgon
    death cries!