# E10 - Let's Go Tomb Raiding!!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G8WUNGE55/lets-go-tomb-raiding)
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**[00:03] Kagh**
I hate this place. It's swarming with bugs.
**[00:06] Leena**
A-Are you sure we're ready
to fight the area boss?
**[00:11] Soma**
What's gotten you so scared all of a sudden?
**[00:13] Soma**
We've beaten everything
they've thrown at us so far!
**[00:16] Leena**
But...
**[00:19] Soma**
We can take this, no pro—
**[00:22] Soma**
What the heck's this?
**[00:25] Soma**
I can't get it off! It's too sticky!
**[00:27] Leena**
Are you okay?
**[00:30] Kagh**
S-Soma.
**[00:33] Kagh**
Is that...
**[00:39] Trio**
A clown?!
**[00:47] Narrator**
This world is filled with
too many games to count,
**[00:52] Narrator**
though the vast majority simply
come and go in obscurity.
**[00:58] Narrator**
The greatest of all games
**[01:01] Narrator**
is the fully immersive VR game boasting
over 30 million players worldwide—
**[01:06] Narrator**
*Shangri-La Frontier*, which rightly
earns the title of "god-tier game"!
**[01:12] Narrator**
One lover of trash games, Rakuro Hizutome,
**[01:16] Narrator**
is trying out the god-tier
game,* Shangri-La Frontier*!
**[01:20] Narrator**
What adventures await him there?
***SIGN*** Let's Go Tomb Raiding!!
**[03:01] Sunraku**
The area boss here is a spider, right?
**[03:05] Emul**
Yes, indeed!
**[03:06] Emul**
It's called the Clown Spider!
**[03:08] Sunraku**
So... we're probably getting close.
**[03:18] Sunraku**
Okay!
**[03:21] Sunraku**
Huh? I can't go in?
***SIGN*** Other players are
fighting this area boss.
**[03:24] Emul**
It appears other pioneers
have already engaged it!
**[03:36] Soma**
Damn it! I gotta climb all
the way back up there?
**[03:39] Soma**
This boss is such a pain in the ass.
**[03:41] Soma**
This isn't over! One good hit and I'm—
**[03:46] Emul**
It flattened that pioneer!
**[03:49] Sunraku**
Rest in peace.
**[03:55] Sunraku**
Welp, path's open. Let's go!
**[03:57] Emul**
You didn't mourn him for long!
**[03:59] Sunraku**
He's just respawning in Thirdrema. Chill out.
**[04:06] Sunraku**
But thanks to Mr. Pancake there,
I got some useful info.
**[04:24] Sunraku**
Emul.
**[04:25] Sunraku**
You mind hanging out here
and doing color commentary?
**[04:29] Sunraku**
I wanna solo the Clown Spider
**[04:32] Sunraku**
on my first try, with a no-damage run.
**[04:37] Emul**
And you really want me
to stay here and watch?
**[04:41] Sunraku**
Yeah.
**[04:42] Sunraku**
Okay! Let's do this, area boss!
**[04:51] Sunraku**
I'm fighting a spider.
**[04:53] Sunraku**
The webbing's gonna get
denser the higher I get.
**[04:56] Sunraku**
Out of the skills I learned
leveling up in the arena...
***SIGN*** Rush Slash
Quick Spin
Loop Slash Lv. 5
Accel Lv. 6
One-Boat Leap
**[05:01] Sunraku**
I think my best bet here'll be...
**[05:07] Sunraku**
Skill...
**[05:09] Sunraku**
One-Boat Leap!
**[05:10] sign**
One-Boat Leap
**[05:15] Sunraku**
Bet you use that to insta-kill first-timers.
**[05:16] Sunraku**
Good thing I saw you use it already.
**[05:27] Emul**
Sunraku-san! You're heading right for...
**[05:35] Emul**
a sticky web!
**[05:38] Emul**
It wasn't sticky?!
**[05:41] Sunraku**
The radial threads of a
spider's web aren't sticky.
**[05:45] Sunraku**
That makes it a little harder
to get stable footing.
**[05:48] Sunraku**
But if I judge it just right...
**[05:52] Sunraku**
Skill, Accel Lv. 6!
**[05:56] Sunraku**
It's not too different from
running around that forest!
**[06:04] Emul**
I-Incredible!
**[06:10] Sunraku**
The time for sitting back and throwing
stuff is over, Clown Spider.
***SIGN*** Area Boss
Clown Spider
**[06:29] Sunraku**
Loop Slash!
***SIGN*** Loop Slash
**[06:34] Sunraku**
Right leg down!
**[06:40] Sunraku**
Rush Slash!
**[06:54] Sunraku**
A fall from that height should
dish out some juicy damage.
**[06:59] Sunraku**
Not a damn chance!
***SIGN*** Throwing Knife
equipped.
**[07:13] Emul**
Th-That looked quite painful!
**[07:17] Sunraku**
Probably won't be enough to beat it, but...
**[07:26] Sunraku**
Well, lookie there!
**[07:48] Sunraku**
Aiming's a breeze against a target that big!
**[07:51] Sunraku**
I really got you in a tough spot, huh?
**[07:55] Emul**
Oh, you're brilliant, Sunraku-san!
**[07:59] Emul**
You can easily make it
through unharmed like this!
**[08:02] Sunraku**
There we go.
**[08:08] Sunraku**
Well, that's all fun enough, but...
**[08:15] Emul**
Sunraku-san?
**[08:19] Sunraku**
Hup!
**[08:24] Sunraku**
If I can't beat an area boss head-to-head...
**[08:49] Sunraku**
I'll never make it
**[08:51] Sunraku**
to Lycagon's level!
***SIGN*** Area Boss
Clown Spider
***SIGN*** Dispatch Complete
**[09:13] Emul**
Sunraku-san!
**[09:16] Sunraku**
Well, Emul?
**[09:18] Sunraku**
I called it. First-time, no-damage run.
**[09:22] Emul**
Yes indeed!
**[09:24] Emul**
You're a true man of your word!
**[09:27] Sunraku**
Felt almost too easy.
**[09:29] Emul**
It went right to his head!
**[09:35] Oikatzo**
Hey, an email from Pencil Knight.
***SIGN*** Let's get up to some mischief!
From: Pencil Knight
To: Modor Katzo
**[09:39] Oikatzo**
Oh, it's about that.
**[09:43] Oikatzo**
I thought Sunraku picking this game
up would be a good reason to try it...
**[09:53] Oikatzo**
But soloing these bosses isn't the
challenge they made it out to be...
**[10:01] Oikatzo**
I hope what you've got in
store has a little more bite.
***SIGN*** Oikatzo
***SIGN*** Major Summer Update!!
***SIGN*** The Severed Sea
***SIGN*** The Frontier Fleet
***SIGN*** The New Land
**[10:18] Mana**
Hey, he accepted your friend request?
**[10:21] Mana**
That's so great!
**[10:22] Rei**
Y-Yes.
**[10:23] Rei**
I worked up my nerve, and he accepted it.
**[10:26] Rei**
I couldn't have done it
without your encouragement.
**[10:30] Rei**
But Hizutome-kun really is amazing!
**[10:33] Rei**
Not only did he skip the first town,
**[10:36] Rei**
he's got a Vorpal Bunny companion!
We all thought you couldn't tame those!
**[10:39] Mana**
Wow. Well, that's a trash gamer for you.
**[10:46] Mana**
Welcome!
**[10:56] Mana**
He hasn't been here for a few days.
**[10:59] Mana**
Guess he's been in *SLF* the whole time?
**[11:01] Mana**
He's a real wild card, though.
**[11:03] Mana**
He might even be the first
to dispatch a unique monster!
**[11:08] Rei**
Oh, not even he could do that!
**[11:13] Rei**
*Actually, maybe he could!*
**[11:44] Rakuro**
Hey, an interview with Katzo.
***SIGN*** Kei Uomi
Pro Gamer
**[11:48] Rakuro**
That guy talks so much shit.
**[11:50] Rakuro**
I bet he made the editor's job hell.
**[11:56] Rakuro**
*SLF*'s getting a major summer update?
**[12:00] Rakuro**
The Severed Sea.
**[12:02] Rakuro**
The Frontier Fleet.
**[12:03] Rakuro**
The New Land, and a new job...
**[12:07] Sunraku**
I guess this is the one Pencilgon
was talking about yesterday.
**[12:13] Pencil Knight**
Hello, hello!
**[12:15] Pencil Knight**
Thank you both for coming today.
***SIGN*** Pencil Knight
**[12:17] Pencil Knight**
When was the last time we were all
together here in *Unite Rounds*?
**[12:22] Pencil Knight**
Was it when you jackasses stormed my castle,
which had an eighty-player garrison?
***SIGN*** Sunraku
***SIGN*** Pencil Knight
***SIGN*** Katzo Tataki
**[12:30] Katzo Tataki**
Look, that was Sunraku's idea.
**[12:33] Katzo Tataki**
"Assassinating the monarch
sounds like a blast!" he said.
**[12:36] Sunraku**
You were just as down for it!
**[12:38] Katzo Tataki**
Hell yeah, I was.
**[12:40] Katzo Tataki**
And it freaking ruled!
**[12:42] Sunraku**
Yeah, I wasn't expecting it to end with her
**[12:45] Sunraku**
blowing up the castle and
all her retainers with it!
**[12:50] Katzo Tataki**
Yeah, the Pencil Dynasty Incident.
**[12:52] Katzo Tataki**
They'll be talking about that one 'til
the *Unite Rounds* servers shut down!
**[12:56] Sunraku**
Yeah.
**[12:57] Sunraku**
And she acts like it was just part
of her "live in the moment" attitude,
**[13:01] Sunraku**
but you can tell she's
still so pissed about it!
**[13:03] Sunraku**
She'll start making excuses even
when no one's brought it up—
**[13:08] Pencil Knight**
Now that we're all feeling nice and relaxed,
**[13:11] Pencil Knight**
do you mind if I get to the main topic?
**[13:14] Both**
Yes, ma'am!
**[13:17] Pencil Knight**
Good.
**[13:18] Sunraku**
I'm betting you called us here to say
more than just "Let's play *SLF* together."
**[13:27] Pencil Knight**
That's right.
**[13:28] Pencil Knight**
We don't have a lot of time,
**[13:30] Pencil Knight**
so I'll get right to the point.
**[13:34] Pencil Knight**
Want to take out the unique monster,
Wethermon the Tombguard,
**[13:38] Pencil Knight**
with just the three of us?
**[13:47] Both**
Huh?! A unique monster?!
**[13:51] Katzo Tataki**
A unique monster...
**[13:53] Katzo Tataki**
That's the same category of monster as
that Lycagon thing Sunraku fought, right?!
**[13:57] Katzo Tataki**
Are you for real?!
**[13:58] Katzo Tataki**
I'm dying to fight those unique guys!
**[14:01] Pencil Knight**
That's right.
**[14:02] Pencil Knight**
One of the Seven Colossi
of *Shangri-La Frontier*...
**[14:08] Pencil Knight**
Wethermon the Tombguard.
**[14:10] Sunraku**
*Hold on a minute.*
**[14:12] Sunraku**
*I figured she'd be inviting us on
some high-level clan raid, but...*
**[14:19] Sunraku**
You said "just the three of us"?
**[14:21] Pencil Knight**
Yes.
**[14:23] Sunraku**
And you think we stand a chance?
**[14:26] Sunraku**
I don't know jack about
this "Wethermon" thing.
**[14:29] Pencil Knight**
Well, it's not like you can beat
him with sheer force of numbers.
**[14:33] Pencil Knight**
We went at him with Ashura Kai's
fifteen best and got wasted.
**[14:38] Katzo Tataki**
Is this the kind of monster that gets
**[14:40] Katzo Tataki**
more attack and HP the more
people you send at it?
**[14:43] Pencil Knight**
That's part of it, but...
**[14:46] Pencil Knight**
I can't tell you more until
I have your agreement.
**[14:52] Pencil Knight**
We get one chance at this.
**[14:54] Pencil Knight**
We'll carry it out in two weeks.
**[14:56] Pencil Knight**
The night of the new moon,
right after the major summer update.
**[15:01] Pencil Knight**
That's the day we'll do it.
**[15:06] Pencil Knight**
What do you think?
**[15:09] Sunraku**
*Right after the update?*
**[15:11] Sunraku**
*Why invite a pair of* SLF *newbies, though?
**[15:14] Sunraku**
*Wouldn't she want a few max-level elites?*
**[15:19] Pencil Knight**
If you're worried about your levels,
that won't be a problem.
**[15:24] Pencil Knight**
What I'm after is pure player skill.
**[15:29] Pencil Knight**
That's why I'm enlisting
**[15:30] Pencil Knight**
Katzo-kun, the pro gamer,
**[15:33] Pencil Knight**
and Sunraku-kun, the trash gamer.
***SIGN*** Pencil Knight
***SIGN*** Sunraku
***SIGN*** Katzo Tataki
**[15:47] Sunraku**
You sure those two things are comparable?
**[15:50] Katzo Tataki**
Feel free to back off, trash gamer.
**[15:52] Katzo Tataki**
You're stinking up my pro gamer rep.
**[15:54] Sunraku**
What was that?!
**[15:56] Pencil Knight**
So, what do you think?
**[15:58] Pencil Knight**
I can always offer additional compensation.
**[16:01] Sunraku**
Well... I think I might be down.
**[16:04] Sunraku**
But I also think you're
still hiding something.
**[16:08] Sunraku**
If you want us to buy in,
you'd better give us the full story.
**[16:19] Pencil Knight**
All right.
**[16:20] Pencil Knight**
Shall we begin our strategy meeting?
***SIGN*** Weekly
***SIGN*** VR Full Diver
***SIGN*** Comes with
B3 Poster
of the cover page
**[16:27] Staff**
Thank you for coming!
**[16:33] Rei**
E-Excuse me!
**[16:40] Rei**
H-Hizutome-kun...
**[16:42] Rei**
H-Hello!
**[16:47] Rakuro**
*Hey, isn't she...*
**[16:50] Rakuro**
*Pretty sure she was in my class last year...*
**[16:54] Rakuro**
*Um...*
**[16:56] Rakuro**
*Ga... Ga-san...*
**[16:59] Rakuro**
*Her name, her name...*
**[17:00] Rakuro**
*It was something-ga-san!*
**[17:05] Rakuro**
*Just hold on.*
**[17:06] Rakuro**
*Rack your brain, man.*
**[17:10] Rakuro**
*Iga? Koga?*
**[17:13] Rakuro**
That's it!
**[17:15] Rakuro**
You're Saiga-san!
**[17:16] Rei**
Y-Yes, that's right!
**[17:18] Rei**
I'm Rei Saiga!
**[17:20] Rakuro**
Hell yeah!
**[17:21] Rei**
I-Isn't it funny that
we ran into each other?!
**[17:24] Rakuro**
Yeah, sure is.
**[17:26] Rei**
W-Were you shopping?
**[17:29] Rakuro**
Y-Yeah...
**[17:30] Rakuro**
What about you?
**[17:31] Rei**
I'm on my way to practice...
***SIGN*** Judo
**[17:34] Rakuro**
Practice?
**[17:34] Rei**
Judo—
**[17:36] Rei**
Er, I mean... well...
**[17:40] Rei**
Oh, Mana-san from Rock Roll told me...
**[17:44] Rei**
You started playing *Shangri-La Frontier*?
**[17:46] Rakuro**
Oh, yeah.
**[17:49] Rakuro**
I'm playing.
**[17:50] Rei**
So... er... I...
**[17:55] Rei**
I also play... *SLF*, so...
**[17:59] Rakuro**
Oh?
**[18:01] Rakuro**
*It even gets girls from
rich old families playing?*
**[18:04] Rakuro**
*SLF*'s really something.
**[18:05] Rei**
D-Do you think... w-we could play...?
**[18:10] Rakuro**
Oh, sorry. Got an email.
**[18:12] Rakuro**
Hang on.
**[18:13] Rei**
R-Right! G-Go ahead!
***SIGN*** From: Pencil Knight
To: Sunraku
Get over here
Are you dying of remorse over keeping me waiting?
Are you okay? Should I call an ambulance?
**[18:22] Rakuro**
"Get over here"?
**[18:23] Rakuro**
Yeah, figured it'd be Pencilgon.
**[18:25] Rakuro**
Can't I even buy groceries in peace?
**[18:29] Rakuro**
And she's double emailing! Scary...
**[18:33] Rakuro**
Sorry, Saiga-san!
**[18:34] Rakuro**
I've got a friend who won't wait.
**[18:36] Rakuro**
Gotta go!
**[18:38] Rakuro**
See you later!
**[18:39] Rei**
O-Of course!
**[18:41] Rei**
I'm so sorry I kept you!
**[18:49] Rei**
That was so exciting!
**[18:51] Rei**
We talked so much!
**[18:55] Rei**
But Hizutome-kun...
**[18:56] Rei**
He had so many energy drinks.
**[19:00] Rei**
I suppose he'll be playing *SLF* for a while...
**[19:07] Rei**
Maybe I'll get to see him soon!
**[19:15] Rei**
Oh, I've got to get to practice!
**[19:25] Rakuro**
Shoot. I should've asked Saiga-san's handle.
**[19:32] VO**
Welcome to *Shangri-La Frontier*.
**[19:38] Emul**
Good morning, Sunraku-san!
**[19:43] Sunraku**
Emul. Back off.
**[19:45] Emul**
Righty-o!
**[19:46] Emul**
Well? What's on the agenda today!
**[19:53] Sunraku**
First, I've got a question for you.
**[19:56] Emul**
What is it?
**[19:58] Sunraku**
It looks like, in two weeks,
**[20:00] Sunraku**
I'll be picking a fight with
"Wethermon the Tombguard."
**[20:04] Sunraku**
It's looking like I'll have to leave
you out of the party while I do...
**[20:09] Sunraku**
What's wrong?
**[20:10] Emul**
Picking a fight with *Wethermon*?!
**[20:16] Emul**
D-Da... Bo...
**[20:20] Emul**
Daboo... Bodadd...
**[20:23] Emul**
I've got to tell my daddy!
**[20:27] Sunraku**
Hey!
**[20:30] Sunraku**
What's her problem?
**[20:31] Sunraku**
I'm late to see Pencilgon as it is!
**[20:37] Sunraku**
Here's a question.
**[20:39] Pencil Knight**
What is it?
**[20:40] Sunraku**
You said "just the three of us,"
**[20:43] Sunraku**
but I've got an NPC in my party right now.
**[20:47] Sunraku**
What about her?
**[20:49] Pencil Knight**
Oh, the infamous bunny.
**[20:51] Katzo Tataki**
Bunny?
**[20:53] Pencil Knight**
If you care about her,
you should keep her out of it.
**[20:57] Katzo Tataki**
What's with the bunny?
**[20:59] Sunraku**
What do you mean?
**[21:01] Pencil Knight**
In *SLF*...
**[21:02] Emul**
Oh, dear! Oh, dear!
**[21:04] Pencil Knight**
Once an NPC dies...
**[21:06] Emul**
It's truly terrible!
**[21:09] Pencil Knight**
They never come back.
**[21:10] Emul**
Daddy!
***SIGN*** SLF Mini
**[22:47] Kids**
*SLF* Theater!
***SIGN*** Pencilgon's
Five-Second Answers
**[22:51] Emul**
Mini!
***SIGN*** SLF Theater
***SIGN*** Likes?
**[22:59] Pencilgon**
Fireworks.
**[23:01] Pencilgon**
They're beautiful and pure.
***SIGN*** Dislikes?
**[23:06] Pencilgon**
Slugs.
**[23:07] Pencilgon**
Ugh. I'd like to wipe them
off the face of the Earth!
***SIGN*** What do you think
of Sunraku-san?
**[23:14] Pencilgon**
He's a freak.
**[23:16] Pencilgon**
Oh, that's a good thing.
***SIGN*** Favorite sayings?
**[23:21] Pencilgon**
Brains over brawn.
**[23:22] Pencilgon**
Perfection is real.
**[23:24] Pencilgon**
Profit while others fight.
**[23:25] Pencilgon**
And...
***SIGN*** What nickname would you give yourself?
**[23:29] Pencilgon**
"The Perfect Beauty."
***SIGN*** What would you compare a Player Killer to?
**[23:34] Pencilgon**
A runway model, I suppose.
***SIGN*** Why is that?
**[23:38] Pencilgon**
Both inspire cries.
**[23:40] Pencilgon**
Though the model inspires cries of joy,
**[23:42] Pencilgon**
while the player killer inspires
**[23:44] Pencilgon**
death cries!