E2 - A Peculiar One

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SIGN    Starting Town
    Firstia
[00:07] Mob A
    Awesome...
[00:09] Mob A
    That's gotta be high-level
    equipment... right?
[00:12] Mob B
    And that crest...
[00:14] Mob B
    It's from that achievement-focused
    clan, right?
[00:17] Mob A
    What's someone like that doing
    here in the starting town?
SIGN    The Rampant Forest
SIGN    Sugar
SIGN    Kit
SIGN    Orga
SIGN    Hades
SIGN    Jaffrey
SIGN    Ninto
SIGN    Lily
SIGN    Bolbol
SIGN    Kalbo
SIGN    Meina
SIGN    Breo
[00:25] Psyger-0
    I'd heard Hizutome-kun gives all
    his characters the same name,
[00:29] Psyger-0
    so I thought I'd be able to find him...
[00:32] Psyger-0
    Since there's no way a starting
    player wouldn't come to this town...
[00:53] Rei
    Maybe I just missed him.
SIGN    A Peculiar One
SIGN    Ravenous Python
SIGN    Area Boss
SIGN    Rec. Level:
SIGN    Rec. Party Size:
[02:39] Sunraku
    Give me something to enjoy here,
[02:44] Sunraku
    SLF!
[02:57] Sunraku
    First, let's watch your patterns.
SIGN    Tap Step
    Adds a bonus to evasion.
[03:14] Sunraku
    It's still a boss for beginners.
[03:16] Sunraku
    Its movements are easy to read,
    and it won't have any
[03:20] Sunraku
    insta-kill moves!
[03:24] Sunraku
    I can beat this thing without taking a hit.
[03:27] Sunraku
    Since even one hit would kill me anyway!
[03:38] Sunraku
    I knew your durability was getting low,
[03:40] Sunraku
    but did you just break on your first hit?!
[03:44] Sunraku
    I was getting attached to
    these little guys, too!
[03:48] Sunraku
    A tough hide, eh?
[03:50] Sunraku
    In that case...
[03:55] Sunraku
    I've got something I'd like to try out.
[04:01] Sunraku
    I'll make you into snake fillets!
[04:05] Sunraku
    Screw Pi—
[04:16] Sunraku
    Wh-What the heck is this?
[04:18] Sunraku
    Poop?!
SIGN    Status Effect
    Poison
SIGN    Take damage every ten seconds.
SIGN    Status Effect
    Poison
SIGN    Take damage every ten seconds.
SIGN    Sunraku
SIGN    Poison
[04:23] Sunraku
    Well, hmm.
[04:25] Sunraku
    I might've underestimated this thing.
[04:30] Sunraku
    Well, don't you look proud of yourself?
[04:34] Sunraku
    I'll have you know,
[04:36] Sunraku
    I've beaten trash games with
    mechanics way cheaper than this.
[04:41] Sunraku
    A little poop-flinging won't
    be enough to get me down!
[04:48] Sunraku
    The poison deals me one
    damage every ten seconds.
SIGN    Sunraku
SIGN    Poison
[04:50] Sunraku
    Which means I've got about four minutes left.
[04:55] Sunraku
    I'll need a reliable way to land
    criticals if I wanna make it in time!
[05:00] Sunraku
    Criticals in this game
    don't trigger at random.
[05:04] Sunraku
    They seem to trigger when you
    land an attack in an ideal way,
[05:06] Sunraku
    or hit an enemy in their weak point.
[05:10] Sunraku
    This thing's covered in tough scales...
[05:13] Sunraku
    In other words, the only weak point
[05:14] Sunraku
    has gotta be the head!
SIGN    Sunraku
SIGN    Poison
[05:23] Sunraku
    Still, it's hard to land a hit there!
[05:25] Sunraku
    In that case...
[05:26] Sunraku
    I'll have to make my own weak point!
[05:33] Sunraku
    Screw Pierce!
[05:41] Sunraku
    Yes!
[05:42] Sunraku
    Now, stack more hits on the wound!
[05:47] Sunraku
    The defensive properties of
    a wounded section change,
[05:49] Sunraku
    allowing criticals to trigger there!
[05:54] Sunraku
    Now, just hack away until
    my stamina gives out!
[06:01] Sunraku
    Crud! I don't even know how
    much HP this thing has!
[06:05] Sunraku
    Am I even gonna make it?!
[06:11] Sunraku
    Yeah...
[06:13] Sunraku
    Beating Failia Chronicle
    made me pretty cocky.
[06:18] Sunraku
    "It's just a mass-appeal game for casuals..."
[06:21] Sunraku
    "I can no-hit this thing easy,
    no need for recovery items..."
[06:24] Sunraku
    That's what I thought.
[06:28] Sunraku
    I was arrogant.
[06:35] Sunraku
    But...
[06:41] Sunraku
    Flash Counter!
SIGN    Shelve Weapon
[06:49] Sunraku
    You're not gonna eat me that easily!
[06:52] Sunraku
    You're gonna regret covering
    me with your poop!
[06:55] Sunraku
    Screw Pierce!
[07:17] Sunraku
    Heck yeah!
[07:19] Sunraku
    I freaking did it!
[07:21] Sunraku
    You see that, poopsnake?!
SIGN    Dropped Item
    Python Scale
SIGN    Dropped Item
    Python White Hair
[07:29] Sunraku
    I bet these dropped items
    could fetch some major dough!
SIGN    Sunraku
SIGN    Poison
[07:34] Sunraku
    Oh, crap! I'm still running out of time!
[07:37] Sunraku
    Is that all the loot it dropped?
[07:39] Sunraku
    I didn't miss anything?
[07:42] Sunraku
    I gotta distribute my level-up points...
[07:44] Sunraku
    No, there's no time!
[07:46] Sunraku
    Just dump it all into stamina and agility!
[07:50] Sunraku
    The minute I get to town,
    I'll buy an antidote...
[07:52] Sunraku
    Wait, I dunno where the shops are!
    I won't make it!
[07:55] Sunraku
    I'd better register my respawn point first!
[07:58] Sunraku
    That'd be an inn, right?
[08:00] Sunraku
    But I don't know where
    that is either, damn it!
[08:11] Reiji
    You want to tame a dog-type
    monster, right, Mia?
SIGN    Reiji
SIGN    Mia
SIGN    °Tame = To befriend and domesticate an animal
[08:14] Mia
    Yeah.
[08:15] Mia
    I'm not allowed to have pets in my apartment,
[08:18] Mia
    but I know you can have monsters
    as pets in this game...
[08:21] Mia
    So I hope you'll help me
    out today, Yamamoto-kun!
[08:25] Reiji
    After three months of trying,
[08:27] Reiji
    I finally got the girl I'm crushing
    on to start playing SLF with me!
[08:33] Reiji
    And I've maneuvered myself into the
    role of the advice-giving veteran!
[08:38] Reiji
    I can't let this chance pass me by!
[08:41] Mia
    Um... Yamamoto-kun?
[08:44] Reiji
    S-Sorry, it's nothing!
[08:48] Reiji
    Mia, game etiquette dictates that
    we don't use real-life names here.
[08:52] Reiji
    We use character names.
[08:54] Mia
    Oh, really?
[08:56] Mia
    Reiji-kun, then, right?
[08:58] Reiji
    Yes!
[08:59] Reiji
    I even got her calling me by my given name!
[09:02] Reiji
    I owe you big, SLF!
[09:05] Mia
    What's that?
[09:08] Mia
    A monster?!
[09:12] Reiji
    Wait, wait!
[09:13] Reiji
    It's got a character name!
[09:14] Reiji
    It's not a monster, it's a player!
SIGN    Sunraku
[09:17] Mia
    So I shouldn't attack?
[09:19] Reiji
    If you PK, you'll end up with
    a skull in front of your name!
SIGN    PK = Player Kill: To kill another player
SIGN    Mia
[09:25] Mia
    I wouldn't want that...
[09:27] Mia
    But what's he running like that for, then?
[09:31] Reiji
    I bet he got hit with that poison poop.
[09:33] Reiji
    Hey!
[09:35] Reiji
    You, over there! Sunraku!
[09:38] Reiji
    Keep going straight! That white
    building there is the inn!
SIGN    Inn
[09:41] Reiji
    But your respawn point won't register
    until you get into the bed,
[09:44] Reiji
    so be careful!
[09:47] Sunraku
    Thanks, man!
[09:50] Reiji
    You saw this a lot back
    when the game started,
[09:53] Reiji
    before there was a whole
    lot of fan documentation...
[09:55] Reiji
    Players who got poisoned by that snake
[09:57] Reiji
    and had to run full-tilt into town.
[10:01] Reiji
    Looking at the guy,
[10:03] Reiji
    I'm betting he's going for an agility build
    and sold off his armor at the start.
[10:06] Mia
    Reiji-kun, you sounded like a
    real veteran just now! I love it.
[10:11] Reiji
    You think?
[10:14] Reiji
    Thanks, Mr. Bluebird!
SIGN    Inn
[10:18] NPC Receptionist
    You want to stay the night, then?
[10:20] NPC Receptionist
    We provide places of sanctuary
    where pioneers can rest easy.
[10:27] NPC Receptionist
    For instance—
[10:28] Sunraku
    Skip the explanation and rent me a dang bed!
[10:31] NPC Receptionist
    Understood.
[10:32] NPC Receptionist
    I'll see if I can find you an free roo—
[10:33] Sunraku
    Hurry up!
[10:34] Sunraku
    Hur! Ry! Up!
[10:36] Sunraku
    I'm down to my last HP, here!
[10:39] NPC Receptionist
    Please proceed to room 102, then.
[10:40] Sunraku
    Right, thanks!
[10:43] Sunraku
    Heck yeah!
[10:48] Window Voice
    Respawn point registered.
[10:51] Sunraku
    Heck yeah!
SIGN    Respawn point registered.
SIGN    Sunraku
SIGN    Poison
[10:53] Sunraku
    I made i—
SIGN    Death Penalty
SIGN    All stats temporarily reduced.
[11:05] Rakuro
    That was close!
[11:06] Rakuro
    I made it just in time.
[11:09] Rakuro
    Still, I ended up dead.
[11:12] Rakuro
    I'm just glad I didn't lose my items.
[11:16] Rakuro
    That player who told me where the inn was...
[11:18] Rakuro
    I'm gonna have to thank him
    the next time I see him.
[11:21] Rakuro
    Still... SLF*, the god-tier game.
[11:24] Rakuro
    It's pretty darn cool!
SIGN    Town Before the Swamp
    Secondale
[11:37] Sunraku
    All righty...
[11:38] Sunraku
    Secondale here is my first
    SLF town experience.
SIGN    Bar
[11:43] Sunraku
    I'll need a map, some recovery items,
[11:44] sign
    Florist
[11:45] Sunraku
    and new equipment.
[11:47] Sunraku
    I'll need a powerful main weapon
    to replace my Mercenary Twinblade!
[11:52] Sunraku
    I wanna give this thing
    all I've got, after all!
[11:54] Sunraku
    I'm gonna hit the top player ranks!
[11:58] Mob A
    Who is that half-naked bird-man?
[12:01] Mob B
    A player?
[12:02] Mob C
    Looks like a meme build or something.
[12:04] Mob D
    Scary!
[12:05] Sunraku
    Yeah, maybe I'll buy clothes first.
[12:08] sign
    Armor Shop
[12:10] Sunraku
    I'll take the cheapest thing you've got.
[12:12] Shopkeep
    Thank you for your patronage!
[12:15] Sunraku
    I'm not in this for the DEF.
[12:17] Sunraku
    I just want the other players to
    stop treating me like a weirdo.
SIGN    Splitblade Leather
    Equipment Set
     Leather clothing made
    from Mud Frog Skin.
    Grants slash resistance.
    4000 mahni
[12:20] Sunraku
    Now, the matching headpiece...
SIGN    Splitblade Leather Mask
[12:24] Sunraku
    Maybe I'll pass.
[12:26] NPC Shopkeep
    Oh? A Goblin Hand Axe?
SIGN    Weapon Shop
[12:28] NPC Shopkeep
    You expect me to buy this garbage?
[12:31] Sunraku
    Yeah, I guess that figures.
[12:33] Sunraku
    Show me your lineup of weapons, then.
[12:35] NPC Shopkeep
    Sure thing.
SIGN    A sword forged from Gray Ore.
    A simple, straightforward weapon.
SIGN    Iron Dagger
SIGN    A dagger forged from Gray Ore.
    A simple, straightforward weapon.
SIGN    Iron Spear
SIGN    A hammer forged from Gray Ore.
    A simple, straightforward weapon.
SIGN    Wood Staff
SIGN    A staff made from wood.
    A simple, straightforward weapon.
SIGN    Stone Staff
[12:40] Sunraku
    Nothing too hot here.
SIGN    Fossil Rod
SIGN    A rod made from some kind of fossil.
    Extremely fragile.
SIGN    Wood Shield
SIGN    A shield made from wood.
    A simple, straightforward shield.
[12:42] Sunraku
    My Vorpal Choppers are way better.
[12:46] NPC Shopkeep
    Well, the Vorpal Chopper
    is a pretty rare weapon.
[12:50] Sunraku
    Oh, I was wondering about that.
[12:51] NPC Shopkeep
    If you want something to top
    that, I'd have to make it.
[12:55] Sunraku
    You can make me stuff?
[12:56] NPC Shopkeep
    If you bring me materials.
SIGN    Diremarsh Waste
SIGN    Secondale
[12:58] Narrator
    The path from Secondale to
    the third city, Thirdrema,
[13:03] Narrator
    passes through the Diremarsh Waste.
[13:06] sign
    Diremarsh Waste
[13:08] Narrator
    There's a location within
    it where ores can be mined.
[13:11] Sunraku
    So if I bring him some ore from
    here, he'll make me a weapon.
[13:16] Sunraku
    One, two...
SIGN    Stone
     A completely unremarkable piece of rock.
[13:22] Sunraku
    Another Stone?!
[13:24] Sunraku
    Where's all the stupid ore?!
[13:28] Sunraku
    He said I'd need five or six
    pieces to make a good weapon...
SIGN    Gray Ore
    Has no special characteristics,
    but can be put to various uses.
[13:33] Sunraku
    But I've been swinging this pickax for
    thirty minutes and I've only got two!
[13:37] Sunraku
    Plus the marsh mud makes it hard to move...
[13:40] Sunraku
    And this pickax I bought to do the mining...
[13:45] Sunraku
    is too darn heavy!
SIGN    Mud Frog
SIGN    It protects itself
    with a coating of mud
[13:55] Sunraku
    What do you want?
[13:57] Sunraku
    Buzz off already. I've got stuff to do!
[14:09] Sunraku
    Okay. I get the picture.
[14:12] Sunraku
    Since you weren't being aggressive,
    I thought we could coexist...
[14:16] Sunraku
    But if you wanna be turned
    into materials that bad,
[14:19] Sunraku
    I'll oblige!
[14:25] Sunraku
    How do you like that, dummy frog?!
[14:27] Sunraku
    Now I'll finish you off!
[14:31] Sunraku
    The Splitblade Leather armor I'm wearing now
[14:33] Sunraku
    is made from Mud Frog Skin,
    and it has slash resistance.
[14:37] Sunraku
    So it's pretty likely slash attacks
    won't work on froggy here, either.
[14:42] Sunraku
    Which means my only options are
    bludgeon and pierce attacks!
[14:46] Sunraku
    And so...
[14:47] Sunraku
    It's time for my Goblin Hand Axe,
[14:49] Sunraku
    whose edge is so blunt it actually
    deals bludgeon damage, to shine!
[14:57] Sunraku
    This is taking forever!
[14:59] Sunraku
    Why can't I run in this stupid marsh?!
[15:01] Narrator
    The marsh slows down player
    movement significantly,
[15:05] Narrator
    forcing them into a walking state.
[15:09] Sunraku
    With a body shape like that, I bet it
    can't get off its back very easily!
SIGN    Dropped Item
    Mud Frog Skin
[15:22] Sunraku
    That was so easy, it didn't even cheer me up.
[15:25] Sunraku
    Back to mining, I guess.
[15:28] Sunraku
    It's a pain, but...
[15:31] Mob Girl B
    It'll be fine.
[15:31] Sunraku
    I'm seeing more new players around...
[15:32] Mob Girl A
    There's no way we can do it at night.
[15:34] Mob Girl B
    Sure we can!
[15:35] Mob Girl A
    No way, no way!
[15:37] Mob Girl B
    We totally can! You can't be afraid to try!
[15:37] Sunraku
    I'll probably be seeing more soon,
    with summer break starting.
[15:40] Sunraku
    Which means it's only a matter of time
    before the race for materials begins.
[15:45] Sunraku
    If I don't wanna get caught up in that,
[15:47] Sunraku
    I'd better collect as much
    as I can, while I can!
[15:53] NPC Shopkeep
    W-Wow.
[15:54] NPC Shopkeep
    You got quite a lot in just three hours!
[15:59] Sunraku
    It's gotta be enough to make
    something pretty good, huh?
[16:02] NPC Shopkeep
    Hold on. I'll bring up the list.
[16:06] NPC Shopkeep
    Hey, hey...
[16:08] NPC Shopkeep
    You've got a Marshcoffin Fossil!
[16:11] Sunraku
    Yeah, I remember picking up that weird thing.
[16:14] NPC Shopkeep
    I can use that to make this!
SIGN    Marsh Dagger
    
[16:18] Sunraku
    Hey, nice.
[16:20] Sunraku
    I'll take it, then.
[16:22] Sunraku
    And make it a double!
[16:23] NPC Shopkeep
    Sure thing.
[16:24] NPC Shopkeep
    I'll have them made right away.
SIGN    Weapon Shop Avenue
SIGN    Item Shop Avenue
[16:33] sign
    Marsh Daggers
SIGN    After landing a critical, reductions to
    durability are temporarily halved.
[16:33] NPC Shopkeep
    There you are. A pair of Marsh Daggers!
[16:38] Sunraku
    Wow, god-tier weapons!
[16:41] Sunraku
    And halving durability reduction
    for a time after a critical
[16:46] Sunraku
    makes them perfect for my playstyle!
[16:49] NPC Shopkeep
    Make sure to find and bring
    back even more materials.
[16:52] NPC Shopkeep
    Raising your weapons is part of our job, too.
[16:55] Sunraku
    "Raising" my weapons?
[16:57] NPC Shopkeep
    Users of forging magic like me
[17:00] NPC Shopkeep
    can do more than just make weapons.
[17:02] NPC Shopkeep
    We can also upgrade them.
[17:06] NPC Shopkeep
    But see, weapons are like
    children to a blacksmith,
[17:10] NPC Shopkeep
    so we prefer to say we "raise" them
    to uncouth concepts like "upgrade."
[17:15] Sunraku
    I get it!
[17:16] Sunraku
    By the way, I gotta say,
[17:18] Sunraku
    the NPC speech and mannerisms
    here are something else.
SIGN    A CHARACTER CONTROLLED BY THE COMPUTER.
[17:21] Sunraku
    He's having a properly responsive
    conversation with me.
[17:24] Sunraku
    What kind of AI does this thing use?
[17:27] NPC Shopkeep
    Oh, hey, it's getting dark.
[17:29] NPC Shopkeep
    Make sure you don't leave
    town in armor like that.
[17:34] Sunraku
    How come?
[17:35] NPC Shopkeep
    Because nocturnal monsters
    are dangerous, of course.
[17:39] Sunraku
    Oh, the game's got that going on, huh?
[17:42] Sunraku
    Got it. I'll be careful.
[17:43] NPC Shopkeep
    Sure, see you later!
SIGN    Weapon Shop
[17:46] Sunraku
    That's what I told him...
[17:48] Sunraku
    But my penalty for dying's already passed.
[17:51] Sunraku
    And I got some good info!
[17:53] Sunraku
    Heck yeah!
[17:55] Sunraku
    Time to use those
    "dangerous nocturnal monsters"
[17:57] Sunraku
    to break in my new weapons
    and pile on some levels!
[18:04] Psyger-0
    Curious.
[18:06] Psyger-0
    I've searched the entire beginners' area.
[18:10] Psyger-0
    Highest Strength Enchant Hell Flame...
[18:14] Psyger-0
    Apocalypse!
[18:19] Psyger-0
    The only remaining possibility
[18:21] Psyger-0
    is that he managed to defeat this snake
    without stopping by town or dying
[18:24] Psyger-0
    and headed for Secondale...
[18:30] Psyger-0
    Could a brand-new player really
    accomplish such a thing?
[18:35] Psyger-0
    Well, Hizutome-kun... probably could.
SIGN    Redcap Goblin
[19:02] Sunraku
    Not bad at all!
[19:04] Sunraku
    Okay... let's lay out what I've learned.
[19:08] Sunraku
    First, monster spawns change
    based on if it's day or night.
[19:13] Sunraku
    Most nocturnal monsters are as aggressive
    and dangerous as the weapons seller said.
[19:19] Sunraku
    That's helped me to make
    progress leveling up,
[19:21] Sunraku
    and to learn some new skills, too.
[19:25] Sunraku
    But...
[19:26] Sunraku
    this particular guy seems a
    little too powerful, doesn't he?!
[19:29] Sunraku
    It's totally broken!
[19:32] Sunraku
    This thing's movement and attacks are on a
    whole other level from the forest Goblins!
[19:37] Sunraku
    It's got lots of HP, and incorporates
    feints into its fighting style
[19:41] Sunraku
    like it's been doing it all its life!
[19:44] Sunraku
    But the worst part of all...
[19:55] Sunraku
    Oh, come on!
[19:56] Sunraku
    Call Allies is supposed to
    be a weak monster ability!
[20:00] Sunraku
    I had enough trouble with one,
    but look at all these!
[20:04] Sunraku
    Even running away at full
    tilt, I might not survive...
[20:09] Sunraku
    Running away?
[20:11] Sunraku
    Hey, man, are you losing it?
[20:13] Sunraku
    Are you enjoying this, or aren't you?!
[20:27] Sunraku
    Is that all you got?!
[20:31] Sunraku
    Give me even more to enjoy!
[20:36] Sunraku
    I've been underestimating this game.
[20:42] Sunraku
    I've been having a lot of fun.
[20:45] Sunraku
    I've been telling myself,
    "god-tier games are pretty neat."
[20:48] Sunraku
    You could even say I was getting into it.
[20:52] Sunraku
    But this game...
[20:56] Sunraku
    *SLF has way more to offer!
[21:01] Sunraku
    On this day, in this instant...
[21:05] Sunraku
    I encountered the true Shangri-La Frontier.
SIGN    Unique Monster
    Lycagon the Nightslayer
     Encountered
[21:13] Voice
    Unique monster, Lycagon the
    Nightslayer, encountered.
[21:17] Sunraku
    Unique... monster?
[22:01] sign
    Unique Monsters Dispatched: 0
SIGN    World Story
[22:05] sign
    Progress: 0%
SIGN    SLF Mini
[23:39] Kids
    SLF Theater!
SIGN    Bird-Frog Ensemble
[23:43] Emul
    Mini!
[23:55] Mud Frog
    Ribbit.
[24:00] Mud Frog
    Ribbit.
[24:02] Mud Frog
    Ribbit.
[24:04] Mud Frog
    Ribbit.
[24:05] Mud Frog
    Ribbit.
[24:06] Mud Frog
    Ribbit.
[24:07] Mud Frog
    Ribbit.
[24:09] Mud Frog
    Ribbit.
[24:10] Mud Frog
    Ribbit.
[24:11] Mud Frog
    Ribbit.
[24:12] Mud Frog
    Ribbit.
[24:13] Mud Frog
    Ribbit.
[24:14] Mud Frog
    Ribbit.
[24:15] Mud Frog
    Ribbit.
[24:16] Mud Frog
    Ribbit.
[24:17] Mud Frog
    Ribbit.
[24:18] Mud Frog
    Ribbit.
SIGN    SLF Mini
[24:20] Kids
    SLF Theater!
[24:24] sign
    The Extremely Conspicuous Big
    Brawny White Figure
[24:24] Emul
    Mini!
[24:30] Psyger-0
    I'll wait for Hizutome-kun here.
[24:36] Woman
    A statue?
[24:40] Man
    What's it doing here?
[24:52] Psyger-0
    Wh-What?
[24:54] Psyger-0
    I seem to have become a meet-up spot...