E19 - The World Progresses, the Heroes Are Revealed

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[01:36] Sunraku
    Either on the Clear Sky Conquest action
[01:39] Sunraku
    or your oath to guard that
    grave forever and ever!
[01:42] Sunraku
    On behalf of Vash, I'm putting you down!
[01:46] Wethermon
    Sky Clear!
[01:48] Sunraku
    Crescent Vorpal!
SIGN    Crescent Vorpal
SIGN    Crescent Vorpal
SIGN    Sky Clear
[01:57] Sunraku
    Go to sleep already...
[01:59] Sunraku
    Wethermon the Tombguard!
[02:07] Sunraku
    You were really strong...
[02:09] Sunraku
    But I've seen enough of your
    attacks for a lifetime...
[02:13] Sunraku
    And your blade won't reach me ever again.
[02:18] Sunraku
    The ultimate strike has been solved.
[02:25] Wethermon
    Brilliant.
[02:29] Wethermon
    You have broken through my ultimate strike.
[02:35] Wethermon
    As "Clear Sky" transformed into
    my ultimate, "Sky Clear"...
[02:42] Wethermon
    So, again, do the words transform...
    to describe your talent.
[02:57] Wethermon
    "It is as clear as a cloudless sky."
SIGN    The World Progresses, the Heroes Are Revealed
[03:06] Sunraku
    Wait, was that a stupid pun?
SIGN    Sky clear = Clear as the sky
[03:12] Sunraku
    Er, that just slipped out.
[03:21] Wethermon
    Setsuna said that to me often, as well.
[03:31] Wethermon
    I say it again. Your talent is clear.
[03:34] Wethermon
    Well done, descendant of the first pioneers.
[03:38] Sunraku
    I thought he was totally insensate,
[03:42] Sunraku
    but he actually reacted to me...
[03:49] Oikatzo
    What, it's not over yet?!
[03:50] Pencilgon
    No.
[03:51] song
    Into the gap between moments
    spills a single wish
[03:53] Pencilgon
    He's reached his limit.
[04:10] song
    Distant days, so blurred
    by tears they can't be seen
[04:29] song
    I carry the light of your love in my heart
[04:36] Wethermon
    My body... fails.
[04:45] Wethermon
    I will sleep.
[04:47] song
    I'll remember it for eternity
[04:50] Wethermon
    Setsuna...
[04:56] Wethermon
    I'll be with you soon.
[05:08] song
    Hear me, my love, so far away
[05:18] Oikatzo
    I-Is it over?
SIGN    Unique Scenario EX
    From the Living World, With Love
    in progress
[05:22] Pencilgon
    Looks like we haven't met
    the clear conditions yet.
[05:28] Sunraku
    The cherry tree's dying?
[05:34] Oikatzo
    The area's going back to normal, I guess?
[05:51] Pencilgon
    Set-chan?
[05:53] Setsuna
    Arthur.
[05:54] Setsuna
    Sunraku.
[05:56] Setsuna
    Oikatzo.
[05:59] Setsuna
    You've done it, haven't you?
[06:01] Setsuna
    I can't thank you enough.
[06:04] Setsuna
    My wish...
[06:06] Setsuna
    No, the wish of the Setsuna
    of the long-distant past
[06:11] Setsuna
    has been granted at long last.
[06:14] Sunraku
    That's a weird way of putting it...
[06:16] Oikatzo
    You're making it sound like
    you're not really Setsuna.
[06:20] Pencilgon
    Set-chan?
[06:22] Pencilgon
    You are Setsuna, aren't you?
[06:28] Setsuna
    Well, Arthur...
[06:30] Setsuna
    It's true that I am Setsuna.
[06:33] Setsuna
    But I'm not quite the
    Setsuna who died that day.
[06:39] Setsuna
    Setsuna's wish...
[06:41] Setsuna
    "If my dearest love becomes
    tied down by my death,
[06:46] Setsuna
    find a way to stop him."
[06:49] Setsuna
    I'm a remnant of her,
    produced by those feelings.
[06:54] Setsuna
    Like a manuscript, perfectly replicated,
    right down to the handwriting.
[07:01] Sunraku
    A remnant of the past, embodying the
    real Setsuna's wish from long ago?
[07:08] Sunraku
    Like a copy-paste of herself or something?
[07:13] Sunraku
    That explains the whole "Setsuna
    of Bygone Days," I guess...
[07:19] Setsuna
    I am a remnant of Setsuna.
[07:21] Setsuna
    I'm meant to disappear
    once my role is fulfilled.
[07:24] Pencilgon
    Wait! Set-chan!
[07:26] Setsuna
    Don't be sad, Arthur.
[07:29] Setsuna
    This was always going to happen,
    once the world granted her wish.
[07:36] Setsuna
    You are pioneers,
[07:38] Setsuna
    the descendants of the Second Plan.
[07:40] Setsuna
    You exist to throw open this world.
[07:43] Setsuna
    If you wish to know of your roots...
    of the truth of this world...
[07:52] Setsuna
    Seek out "Bahamut."
[07:56] Oikatzo
    Bahamut?
[07:58] Sunraku
    Never heard of it, Katzo?
[07:59] Sunraku
    It's basically a big fish that
    people treat like a dragon.
[08:02] Oikatzo
    Yeah, I know what a freaking Bahamut is!
[08:04] Oikatzo
    But what's it mean in the
    context of this game?
[08:08] Pencilgon
    There's no monster in SLF called
    Bahamut, that I know of.
[08:12] Pencilgon
    Set-chan, could you explain—
[08:16] Setsuna
    You should find that answer on your own.
[08:19] Setsuna
    That's what it means to throw
    open the future, after all.
[08:24] Setsuna
    Arthur.
[08:26] Setsuna
    Let me speak to you now, not as Setsuna,
[08:29] Setsuna
    but as myself.
[08:33] Setsuna
    Thank you for always coming to see me.
[08:37] Setsuna
    I love you, Arthur.
[08:49] Pencilgon
    Hey, likewise!
[09:12] Sunraku
    Pencilgon...
[09:14] Pencilgon
    I'm not crying.
SIGN    Setsuna's remnant has kept
    the promise of bygone days.
SIGN    Wethermon the Tombguard
    has found eternal rest.
[09:16] Sunraku
    I didn't say anything yet.
[09:19] Sunraku
    Still, never knew you had a
    "tears" function built in...
[09:23] Oikatzo
    What is this feeling? Is this... a soul?
[09:27] Pencilgon
    That's the second time you've made that joke!
[09:29] Pencilgon
    Okay, I'm seriously gonna murder you two!
[09:33] Oikatzo
    You can't PK me after all I've been through!
[09:36] Oikatzo
    Take this one for the team, Sunraku!
[09:38] Sunraku
    Knock it off!
[09:38] Oikatzo
    Just walk on up and take it!
[09:41] Sunraku
    Get off of me, loser!
[09:42] Oikatzo
    Go on, get 'im!
SIGN    Unique Scenario EX
    From the Living World, With Love
    cleared
[09:43] Sunraku
    Knock it off!
[09:43] Oikatzo
    No! Go! You go!
[09:47] Pencilgon
    We really managed to finish it.
[09:51] Pencilgon
    Thanks for indulging me on this, you guys.
[09:59] Oikatzo
    Hey, we just did it 'cause we wanted to.
[10:03] Oikatzo
    Right?
[10:08] Sunraku
    The first dispatch of a unique monster
    since Shangri-La Frontier started...
[10:14] Sunraku
    I can't wait to see what kind
    of loot we've got waiting for us!
[10:17] Oikatzo
    Yeah, yeah!
[10:18] Pencilgon
    Okay, let's treat ourselves to a loot review!
[10:26] Announcer
    This is an announcement to all
    players of Shangri-La Frontier*.
[10:32] Announcer
    We have just confirmed*
    that the unique monster,
[10:36] Announcer
    Wethermon the Tombguard, has been dispatched.
[10:41] Announcer
    The players responsible for dispatching it
[10:43] Announcer
    are Sunraku,
[10:44] Announcer
    Oikatzo,
[10:46] Announcer
    and Arthur Pencilgon.
[10:50] Announcer
    Furthermore, with the dispatch
    of this unique monster,
[10:54] Announcer
    the world story of Shangri-La Frontier
    has progressed.
[10:59] Sunraku
    World... story?
SIGN    Progress: 11%
SIGN    World Story
SIGN    Progress:
SIGN    Progress: 12%
[11:24] ---
    Royal Library, 2nd Collection
SIGN    World Story
    Shangri-La Frontier
    has progressed.
[11:29] Library A
    Hey! Big news!
SIGN    Clan: "The Library"
    SLF game lore specialist clan
[11:31] Library A
    Anyone got the professor's IRL contact info?
[11:35] Library B
    I'm pretty sure his wife is in Schwarz Vulf.
[11:37] Library B
    Ask her to fetch him!
[11:39] Library C
    You know the professor.
[11:41] Library C
    The minute he hears a unique
    monster's been beaten,
[11:44] Library C
    he'll be here on the double.
[11:45] Library A
    I just hope his wife's logged in.
[11:48] Library D
    But what's the "world story" they
    mentioned in the GM announcement?
[11:53] Library C
    Yeah, never heard that term before...
[11:54] Library E
    It's safe to assume it's different
    from the regular story, right?
[11:59] Library E
    If the regular story usually involves
    working with NPCs to explore the world,
[12:03] Library E
    the "world story" must mean the world
    itself proceeding to a new stage, right?
[12:09] Library C
    If that's the case, we could
    have some big changes in store!
[12:13] Library C
    You think we should ask
    Schwarz Vulf to sniff around for us?
[12:16] Library A
    I think we should look into
    Wethermon the Tombguard first.
[12:19] Library D
    I'm for that!
[12:21] Library D
    That's a unique monster that's been
    totally unsubstantiated until now!
[12:26] Library D
    Siegwurm, Lycagon, Ctarnidd,
    the Orchestra, and now Wethermon...
[12:32] Library B
    To think we'd get to fill in an unknown
    Colossus after all this time...
[12:36] Library E
    That leaves just two unknowns left.
[12:38] Library A
    Okay, let's get in contact with the players
    who took out Wethermon the Tombguard...
[12:43] Library A
    Hey, the professor's wife says she'll
    wake him up and get him logged on!
[12:47] Library B
    Yes!
[12:48] Library E
    I feel bad that he had to be woken up...
[12:54] Psyger-100
    Sunraku. Oikatzo. Arthur Pencilgon.
[12:59] Psyger-100
    Good grief.
[13:00] Psyger-100
    To think another set of players would
    beat a unique monster before us...
SIGN    Schwarz Vulf Leader
    Psyger-100
[13:07] Psyger-100
    And we call ourselves a top clan?
[13:13] Wolf A
    Arthur Pencilgon of the Ashura Kai, huh?
[13:16] Wolf A
    I thought it was odd that we
    didn't see her during the raid.
[13:20] Wolf A
    I never dreamed she'd be off
    slaying a unique monster.
[13:25] Psyger-100
    Disgusting.
[13:26] Psyger-100
    She funneled info on Ashura Kai
    to us through a mediator
[13:29] Psyger-100
    while she went after the unique monster...
[13:31] Psyger-100
    She completely used us!
[13:34] Wolf B
    She might be even more troublesome
    than Orcelott, who got away.
[13:37] Wolf C
    The other two aren't part
    of Ashura Kai, are they?
[13:41] Psyger-100
    I've never heard of this "Oikatzo" person,
[13:45] Psyger-100
    but this player, Sunraku...
[13:47] Psyger-100
    I believe he's the one
    who tangled with Lycagon.
[13:51] Psyger-0
    Pencilgon-san and Hizutome-kun...
    are they close?
[13:57] Wolf C
    What should we do, Chief?
[13:59] Wolf C
    We've still got the journey
    to the new land coming up...
[14:03] Psyger-100
    We'll still be heading to the new land.
[14:05] Psyger-100
    But I and a few others will remain here.
SIGN    75: Alinoiyu (Beginner)
    I have a question for our esteemed elders. I was picking up equipment
    in Secondale when I ran into this player. He had the cutest talking bunny
    with him. How can I befriend this monster?
[14:12] Psyger-100
    A beginner last seen in Thirdrema
[14:15] Psyger-100
    did the unthinkable and
    beat a unique monster?
[14:21] Psyger-100
    I'm very interested in you
    all of a sudden, Sunraku-kun!
[14:26] Psyger-100
    I've gotta find a way to get
    in contact with these guys!
[14:28] Psyger-100
    Maybe we can even do some
    laundering negotiations!
[14:32] Wolf A
    The chief seems to be enjoying this.
[14:34] Wolf A
    I was so sure she'd be upset.
[14:36] Wolf D
    Huh? Psyger-0's missing.
[14:39] Wolf D
    What happened there?
[14:40] Wolf A
    Said something about helping
    a friend in trouble.
[14:44] Psyger-100
    A friend?
[14:45] Psyger-100
    Oh...
[14:46] Psyger-100
    I do remember her saying she
    managed to friend a guy she liked...
[14:53] Psyger-100
    Well, I should probably support that.
[15:01] Pencilgon
    Thought we'd run into you here.
[15:03] Oikatzo
    Oh, is this the guy?
[15:06] Orcelott
    Y-Y-You people...
[15:08] Oikatzo
    What was the name again?
    Orcelott the Failhard?
[15:12] Sunraku
    Wow, what a wussy title.
[15:14] Sunraku
    Who's he think he is, Wethermon?
[15:16] Pencilgon
    Oh, please! My loser little bro doesn't
    need a fancy nickname like that.
[15:21] Pencilgon
    He has no concept of the noble art of PKing.
[15:24] Pencilgon
    He's an absolute hack with
    delusions of grandeur.
[15:26] Orcelott
    I knew it...
[15:28] Orcelott
    You're the one who leaked
    the location of our base!
[15:31] Pencilgon
    Well, you reap what you sow.
[15:34] Pencilgon
    You'd turned chicken, all fat and
    comfortable and afraid of losing it all...
[15:38] Pencilgon
    So I gave you a punch to the gut
    to make you cough up the goods.
[15:43] Pencilgon
    That's all.
[15:45] Oikatzo
    Whoa!
[15:46] Sunraku
    The PK-talking lady is scary!
[15:50] Orcelott
    You think you know it all, huh?!
[15:53] Orcelott
    I bet you're tired out from
    that Wethermon fight, huh?!
[15:56] Orcelott
    We're gonna murder you and
    take all the loot you scored!
[16:04] Pencilgon
    See? This is your big problem.
[16:07] Pencilgon
    I'm always telling you to
    focus on the big picture,
[16:10] Pencilgon
    but you can't take your
    eyes off immediate gains.
[16:13] Narrator
    An anti-PK measure: the distress signal.
[16:16] Narrator
    When attacked by a PKer, you can
    send a call for aid to your friends.
[16:22] Lass
    Orcelott-san!
[16:23] Lass
    That's—
[16:26] Narrator
    And if one of those friends
    has the "Friend Warp" skill...
SIGN    Friend Warp
[16:31] Narrator
    You can summon them right to the spot!
[16:38] Orcelott
    You again, Psyger-0?!
[16:41] Sunraku
    Sorry to be a big ol' bother, Psyger-0-san.
[16:44] Psyger-0
    It's nothing.
[16:45] Rei
    Thank you so much for calling me!
[16:49] Psyger-0
    The remnants of the Ashura Kai...
[16:52] Psyger-0
    If you intend to run away, as
    you've done once already...
[16:55] Psyger-0
    I'll gladly let you go.
[16:57] Psyger-0
    Will you accept?
[16:58] Orcelott
    You guys had better start
    showing me respect...
[17:02] Orcelott
    You stupid pieces of shit!
SIGN    50 Seconds Later
[17:10] Orcelott
    D-Damn it...
[17:13] Orcelott
    Everything I built...
[17:15] Orcelott
    destroyed by you people...
[17:21] Pencilgon
    You can't expect an MMO to
    always go the way you want.
[17:25] Pencilgon
    You'd be better off sticking
    to offline single-player.
[17:29] Sunraku
    Personally, I recommend
    Faeria Chronicle Online!
[17:33] Oikatzo
    Jeez! What kind of monster are you?!
SIGN    Receiving Items
    Highest Potion
     Highest Magi-Potion
     Highest Magi-Potion
     Highest Magi-Potion
     Highest Magi-Potion
     Highest Magi-Potion
    Highest Mixing Potion
    Highest Mixing Potion
    Highest Mixing Potion
    Highest Mixing Potion
    Highest Mixing Potion
     Saint's Holy Water
     Saint's Holy Water
     Sticky Honey Ointment
     Rebirth Tearjewel
     Rebirth Tearjewel
     Pirate's Wishjewel
     Assassin's Black Hood
     Assassin's Black Cloak
     Assassin's Black Gauntlets
     Assassin's Black Belt
     Assassin's Black Trousers
     Vital Piercing Blade
     Demon Sword Vordigol
     Demon Sword of the Butcher
     Darkness-Shrouded Armor
     Darkness-Shrouded Gauntlets
[17:36] Pencilgon
    Hey, look at all these rare items
    the Ashura Kai was packing!
[17:42] Pencilgon
    Like they were trying to
    skip town with the goods.
[17:44] Sunraku
    I didn't think you'd show up so quickly!
[17:47] Sunraku
    Thanks so much, Psyger-0-san!
[17:49] Psyger-0
    R-Really, i-it was... nothing.
[17:54] Psyger-0
    More importantly...
[17:55] Psyger-0
    Congratulations... on dispatching
    that unique monster!
[18:00] Sunraku
    Hey, thanks.
[18:02] Sunraku
    That's right. I guess that announcement
    got the word out everywhere...
[18:06] Sunraku
    It's gonna be even harder
    to walk around in public.
[18:10] Sunraku
    But what now?
[18:11] Sunraku
    After I called her out like this, I can't
    just say, "Thanks a bunch, you can go now."
[18:17] Psyger-0
    Wh-What's going on?
    He's staring at me so intently...
[18:20] Rei
    Squee!
[18:22] Pencilgon
    Hey, right, Psyger-0-chan.
[18:25] Pencilgon
    You mind if I ask...
[18:26] Pencilgon
    While you're here, would you mind killing me?
[18:32] Pencilgon
    In exchange, how about
    all the items I've got,
[18:36] Pencilgon
    including two Rebirth Tearjewels
[18:38] Pencilgon
    and all the rare items the
    Ashura Kai was packing?
[18:42] Oikatzo
    Hey, you sure about this?
[18:44] Oikatzo
    Pretty sure the PKK penalty is
    having all your items confiscated
[18:48] Oikatzo
    and a big fine you gotta pay in
    proportion to your crimes, right?
[18:52] Sunraku
    Knowing Pencilgon,
    that'll probably be a pretty hefty fee.
[18:56] Pencilgon
    I'd be an even bigger chicken than my
    little bro if I never took any risks.
[19:01] Pencilgon
    I'm pretty sick of PKing, anyway,
[19:03] Pencilgon
    and this seemed like a good
    time to wipe my slate clean.
[19:07] Pencilgon
    Although... for now,
    I'm still a player killer.
[19:12] Pencilgon
    I'm not about to offer my
    head up on a silver platter.
[19:16] Pencilgon
    Psyger-0-chan...
[19:18] Pencilgon
    Rather, Attack Master,
    holder of unparalleled firepower...
[19:22] Pencilgon
    I've always wanted to go all-out against you!
[19:36] Psyger-0
    Very well. I'll take you on.
[19:39] Psyger-0
    Satanael, reversal...
SIGN    Emperor of Evil
    Satan
[19:43] Psyger-0
    Satan!
[19:46] Pencilgon
    The oft-spoken-of unique
    weapon of the Attack Master,
[19:50] Pencilgon
    Antinomy.
SIGN    Antinomy
     God and Devil Greatsword
[19:58] Pencilgon
    And you're even showing off the reversal...
[20:01] Pencilgon
    How generous of you.
[20:04] Psyger-0
    My siste—
[20:05] Psyger-0
    Our chief told me about you.
[20:08] Psyger-0
    You'll run at the drop of a hat,
    so the moment I see you,
[20:12] Psyger-0
    I should slay you swiftly,
    with one decisive hit.
[20:14] Sunraku
    That's how people talk about cockroaches.
[20:16] Pencilgon
    Huh?!
[20:17] Pencilgon
    You guys are dead for sure.
[20:19] Oikatzo
    I didn't even say anything yet!
SIGN    Karmic Embrace
SIGN    Lightning Grace
SIGN    Catastrophe
SIGN    Highest Strength
SIGN    Enchant Vermillion
[20:22] Psyger-0
    If I'm fighting the Giant Killer,
[20:24] Psyger-0
    I'm giving it everything I have!
[20:26] Sunraku
    In this corner, Psyger-0 just stacked
    a bunch of scary-looking buffs
[20:30] Sunraku
    I don't know anything about!
[20:31] Oikatzo
    Total demon king vibes.
[20:33] Pencilgon
    Sup upon blood, tear away flesh.
[20:37] Pencilgon
    Sink your teeth into death and reject life...
[20:41] Pencilgon
    Thou art the butcher.
SIGN    Serial Killer
SIGN    Silhouette's Sneer
SIGN    Enchant Vorpal
[20:43] Pencilgon
    Let your song ring out from
    atop a mountain of corpses!
[20:46] Sunraku
    And in this corner,
    things are looking pretty grody!
[20:49] Oikatzo
    Sheesh, her weapon's creeping me out.
[20:53] Pencilgon
    Now, shall we begin?
[20:55] Psyger-0
    Yes, let us...
[20:58] Both
    Battle!
[21:00] Sunraku
    And they're off! It's a clash
    between serious buff stacks!
[21:04] Oikatzo
    How can you have so much
    energy after that huge fight?
SIGN    Massacre Bite
[21:09] Pencilgon
    Massacre Bite!
[21:11] Pencilgon
    Got you now!
[21:16] Pencilgon
    My sword is stuck?!
[21:21] Sunraku
    Holy crap! Was that a direct hit?!
[21:30] Pencilgon
    That was a close one...
[21:33] Pencilgon
    I almost got myself cleaved in half.
[21:36] Pencilgon
    After all that with Set-chan...
[21:38] Pencilgon
    I've gotta put my whole heart into this!
[21:43] Psyger-0
    In that case, just for you...
[21:46] Psyger-0
    Light and darkness,
    opposites in constant conflict
[21:50] Psyger-0
    deny their mutual rejection
[21:51] Psyger-0
    and weave together a severed destiny...
[21:56] Psyger-0
    My body is bathed in light
[21:58] Psyger-0
    and cloaked in darkness.
[22:00] Psyger-0
    Let disorder devour this world!
[22:02] Psyger-0
    Chaos Void!
SIGN    SLF Mini
[23:42] Kids
    SLF Theater!
SIGN    News: It's Morning, Indeed!
[23:46] Emul
    Mini!
SIGN    SLF Theater
[23:49] Emul
    Well, good morning, all!
[23:51] Emul
    I'm the peerless vorpal
    bunny of Rabituza, Emul!
[23:55] Emul
    I'm going to tell you about all
    the news I've seen and heard!
SIGN    Horror! Undulating White Cloth Ghost!!
[24:01] Emul
    A ghost story so early in the morning?!
[24:05] Emul
    The Thirdrema urban legend,
    the White Cloth Ghost, has been sighted!
[24:09] Emul
    It was seen jumping about on the
    rooftops, its body undulating all over!
[24:14] Emul
    What a terrifying story!
[24:16] Emul
    It's so awful that we don't
    know what it could be!
[24:19] Emul
    But there was a vorpal bunny who
    spotted the White Cloth Ghost!
[24:23] Emul
    I got his story!
SIGN    Horror! Undulating White Cloth Ghost!!
[24:26] Peatz
    Oh, that was the thing I sold to that bird-man.
[24:30] Peatz
    So I guess it had to be that bird-man...
[24:33] Peatz
    Which means you had to be
    there with him, right, Sis?
[24:37] Peatz
    Oh? Well, I'd bet the bubbling
    part would've been because
[24:41] Peatz
    the bird-man was jumping and you
    were under the cloth panicking—
[24:46] Emul
    There's no need to tell them all that!
SIGN    We are experiencing technical difficulties
[24:49] Peatz
    Hey! Sis, you hit me in the head!
[24:51] Emul
    Besides, I wasn't panicking!
[24:53] Emul
    Sunraku-san just said "It would be
    faster to run along the rooftops"
[24:56] Emul
    and then he did a somersault, so I
    was just trying to get my balance!
[25:00] Peatz
    So it was you, Sis!
[25:02] Emul
    Vorpal Sister Punch! Indeed!
[25:07] Emul
    We had a little bit of white noise there.
[25:09] Emul
    The rabbit we spoke to is
    no longer fit to be shown.
[25:12] Peatz
    How come?!
[25:14] Emul
    Now, our next news item!
SIGN    The Rabituza famed Vorpal Carrot Bumper Crop
[25:17] Emul
    Th-This is incredible!
[25:20] Emul
    We have a vorpal carrot bumper crop!
[25:22] Emul
    This is absolutely fabulous!
[25:25] Emul
    We have Sunraku-san on the scene right now!
[25:27] Emul
    We'll put you right through to him!
[25:29] Emul
    Sunraku-san! Sunraku-san!
[25:32] Emul
    How are things going over there?
[25:34] Emul
    Are the carrots looking wonderful?!
[25:38] Sunraku
    This is Sunraku on the scene.
[25:40] Emul
    Wh-What's going on over there?!
[25:42] Sunraku
    What? What was that?
[25:44] Emul
    What's going on over there?!
[25:47] Sunraku
    Well, as it happens, this Giga Armored
    Death Carrot-Eater showed up...
[25:52] Emul
    Giga Armored Death Carrot-Eater?!
[25:55] Sunraku
    A Giga Armored Death Carrot-Eater
    is attacking the carrot patch!
[26:00] Emul
    M-My carrots!
[26:02] Emul
    What's happening to my carrots?!
[26:05] Sunraku
    What's that?!
[26:06] Emul
    My carrots!
[26:09] Sunraku
    I don't give a crap!
[26:10] Sunraku
    I'm fighting the damn Giga Armored
    Death Carrot-Eater right now!
[26:15] Sunraku
    Sounds like a Mongolian Death Worm to me!
[26:17] Sunraku
    I'll split you down the back
    and make braised eel outta you!
[26:21] Emul
    I-I must take action!
[26:24] Emul
    My carrots...
[26:25] Emul
    I mean, the vorpal carrots must be
    protected for the sake of all Rabituzans!
[26:29] Emul
    I must rush to the scene at once!
[26:32] Emul
    That's all for today!
[26:34] Emul
    Let us even meet again tomorrow!
[26:36] Emul
    What even is a Giga Armored
    Death Carrot-Eater?!