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SIGN    Day 71
[00:12] (Flashback) Elf messenger
    The human army is finally
    advancing on the Kudel Woods.
[00:18] (Flashback) Elf messenger
    However, the contract will be considered
    void in the event of a retreat.
[00:23] (Flashback) Ogrou
    I humbly accept the job.
[00:25] (Flashback) Ogrou
    But we'll be making our own moves.
[00:29] Ogrou
    And so, that was how our mercenary company,
    Parabellum, began its first job.
[00:34] Ogrou
    We've got an assortment of 36 members,
    and with Spellsei's sorcery,
[00:38] Ogrou
    our familiars can join us completely
    silently, for a total number of 73.
[00:44] Ogrou
    We deployed early in the morning.
[02:22] Ogrou
    We deployed so early
[02:25] Ogrou
    based on item from the squad I had sent
    in advance to scout a human garrison.
[02:36] Spellsei
    These kinds of magical barriers
[02:38] Spellsei
    can usually prevent monsters of a lower
    level than the caster from entering.
[02:42] Spellsei
    The sooner we bring it down, the better.
[02:44] Ogrou
    Everybody, surround the barrier.
[02:47] Ogrou
    Once we confirmed we were all in position,
[02:51] Ogrou
    I used my silver arm's
    Attribute Echo to boost Gáe Derg...
[02:57] Ogrou
    So that it could take the barrier down.
[03:08] Soldiers
    What happened?!
[03:20] Ogrou
    Once the humans' escape route was cut off,
[03:22] Ogrou
    Dhami and Spellsei took point on a
    coordinated magical barrage.
[03:27] Ogrou
    I churned out a horde of skeletons
[03:31] Ogrou
    and launched spears
    to wipe out their cannon fodder.
[03:39] Ogrou
    I was impressed to find that wasn't enough
    to take them down entirely, though.
[03:53] Ogrou
    I see. That lady knight
    must be their commander.
[03:57] Ogrou
    I should say hello.
[04:08] Lady Knight
    That black ogre is the one
    controlling the army of undead!
[04:13] Lady Knight
    We will strike him down, together!
[04:15] Kingdom soldiers
    Yes, ma'am!
[04:21] Lady knight
    Do it now!
[04:30] Ogrou
    A buff to increase her speed, huh?
[04:33] Ogrou
    She's got a knack for assessing situations,
[04:35] Ogrou
    and the mana she's draped in
    is of nice quality.
[04:38] Ogrou
    Aiming to gouge my heart out
    with a thrust isn't a bad call either.
[04:48] Red Swordsman
    Commander!
[04:51] Ogrou
    Okay, I like what I'm seeing here.
    You all get to live.
[04:56] Lady knight
    Do not presume to make such
    claims, ogre! Your life is mine!
[05:00] Ogrou
    I can appreciate a bit of bluster.
    You're a finer woman than I figured.
[05:05] Lady Knight
    Be silent! If you desire me,
    then demonstrate your strength!
[05:10] Lady Knight
    Should I be defeated, you
    will be free to do as you wish!
[05:15] Ogrou
    That right?
[05:17] Ogrou
    The lady knight, the sorcerer, the priestess,
    and the swordswoman with the flaming sword:
[05:22] Ogrou
    Take the four of them alive.
[05:26] Ogrou
    With the others, kill them,
    eat them, do what you like.
[05:29] Ogrou
    If you want to win, come at me
    with everything you've got!
[05:32] Ogrou
    What unfolded in the next few minutes
[05:36] Ogrou
    was less like a battle and more
    like a one-sided humiliation.
[05:48] Kingdom Knight A
    Leave it to me, Lady Dhami!
[05:50] Kingdom Knight A
    I'll slaughter this filth!
[05:53] Kingdom Knight B
    No, you're wrong! I'll be the one to
     make Lady Dhami's wish come true!
[05:57] Dhami
    I've never used them before, and I have to say,
     these Charmed Evil Eyes are pretty nasty.
[06:07] Bloodsato
    Now, everyone, let's see you
    really energetically terrified!
[06:11] Kingdom Knight D
    What is that?!
[06:14] Kingdom Knight E
    Blood from the corpses
    is turning into blades!
[06:16] Earthe
    Miss Bloodsato's really having a blast!
[06:19] Earthe
    Better not miss out on the fun!
[06:23] Ogrou
    Ultimately, we were able to defeat
    the enemy without a single loss.
[06:30] Ogrou
    But this lady knight's sword did
    manage to reach me, just once.
[06:36] Ogrou
    The attack hardly any damage,
[06:39] Ogrou
    but that she even pulled that off
    was genuinely impressive.
[06:47] Black Mage
    Please, run...
[06:51] Spellsei
    I believe that dragon is
     Weiss Flamen Dragon.
[06:56] Spellsei
    Even Ogrou might not be able to withstand
    a direct hit from a 5th-level spell like that.
[07:01] Spellsei
    Especially with that lady knight
    willing to die to ensure he's hit with it.
[07:05] Black Mage
    I can't... control it any longer...
[07:09] Black Mage
    Forgive me...
[07:17] Ogrou
    Sorry, but it looks like I win this fight.
[07:19] Ogrou
    And I have no intention of letting you die.
[07:29] Spellsei
    I see what he's doing. He's made a
    magical shield with 3rd-level demise magic,
[07:35] Spellsei
    plus a vacuum shield
    created by Aero Master,
[07:38] Spellsei
    and a three-layered shield of
    high-pressure water produced by Hydro Hand,
[07:42] Spellsei
    launched at high velocity by Back Attack.
[07:45] Spellsei
    It took quite a bit of doing,
    but he was able to neutralize the dragon.
[07:55] Ogrou
    And so, the battle ended
    in our complete victory.
[07:59] Ogrou
    And being able to take so many powerful
    fighters prisoner is a big deal.
[08:05] Lady Knight
    U-Unbelievable...
[08:09] Ogrou
    Considering I was nice enough to let them live,
    they're going to be working hard.
[08:14] Ogrou
    Alright, everyone, get ready to pull out!
[08:18] Narrator
    Brave Heart. Sweep. Militia Control.
    Quick Reading. Commander. Heavy Sword.
SIGN    You Have Learned the Ability:
    
    
    
    
    

[08:21] Narrator
    Minstrel. Strategist. Lancer. Slave.
    Farmer. Monk. Heavy Warrior. Light Warrior.
[08:25] Narrator
    Smithing. Evasion Up. Wheel Slash. Cross Slash.
    Stiffen Breathing. Light Breathing.
[08:28] Narrator
    One-Sided Justice. Unwavering Faith.
    Foolish Belief. Chain Soul.
[08:31] Elf Chief
    Hello, there.
[08:33] Ogrou
    You act pretty fast, for a ruler.
[08:38] Elf Chief
    The advance of the human army has
     fallen apart, thanks to your forces.
[08:43] Elf Chief
    So, we've come to share
    drinks and celebrate!
[08:47] Ogrou
    Out of gratitude, huh? Okay, then.
[08:54] Ogrou
    I was trying to be polite and see
    how many days they could withstand,
[08:58] Ogrou
    but it looks like humans are more honest
    with themselves than elves,
[09:02] Ogrou
    along with the chemicals reacting faster.
[09:05] Lady Kngiht
    Don't do this! Don't you
    realize I'm a noblewoman?!
[09:09] Lady Kngiht
    I'm not supposed to have premarital relations!
[09:12] Ogrou
    Well, I'm an ogre,
    so it's not like it counts, right?
[09:13] Lady Knight
    Stay back! Don't touch me!
[09:16] Lady Knight
    Hey, stop!
[09:19] Lady Knight
    Oh, mercy!
[09:20] Ogrou
    There were all kinds of screams that night.
SIGN    Day 72
[09:29] Ogrou
    With the earrings in place,
    they couldn't lie or hide things anymore,
[09:33] Ogrou
    so I was able to obtain a lot of intel.
[09:35] Ogrou
    Information I would share
    with daddy elf, too.
[09:40] Ogrou
    And a part of that boiled down to...
[09:42] (Flashback) Elf Chief
    I feel bad relying on you all
    to such an extent.
[09:45] (Flashback) Elf Chief
    To say nothing of what it does
    for elvish morale.
[09:48] (Flashback) Elf Chief
    So, I would like you to share anything
    you learn from the captives.
[09:52] (Flashback) Elf Chief
    We'll use it so that we can fight, as well.
[09:55] (Flashback) Elf Chief
    You will of course be compensated.
[09:58] (Flashback) Elf Chief
    How about another ten
    barrels of these spirits?
[10:01] (Flashback) Ogrou
    Oh, you're a shrewd business elf!
[10:05] Ogrou
    And so, unable to resist
    the call of tasty drinks,
[10:08] Ogrou
    I shared the new intel with daddy elf.
[10:11] Ogrou
    Y'ello? I've been able to find out the route
    the humans' main force will use to advance.
[10:16] Ogrou
    So, we're gonna ambush 'em.
[10:19] Ogrou
    The humans are trying to take
    advantage of their superior numbers
[10:22] Ogrou
    by closing in from multiple directions.
[10:24] Ogrou
    Splitting up your forces
    isn't always a good call,
[10:27] Ogrou
    but considering how narrow the routes
    through the Kudel Woods are,
[10:30] Ogrou
    they didn't have much of a choice.
[10:32] Elf Chief
    You prove to be as gifted
    as your reputation suggests.
[10:35] Sara Priestess
    Father, what kind of incantation is "Y'ello"?
SIGN    Day 73
[10:43] Ogrou
    That being the case, we went ahead
    in front of the main forces' path,
[10:47] Ogrou
    and after setting plenty of traps,
    hid ourselves in a trench.
[10:55] Ogrou
    They came with a mere
    500 steel-armored troops,
[10:58] Ogrou
    marching along in an orderly fashion.
[11:03] Ogrou
    There were also about 100 wizards
    amongst the heavy troops.
[11:08] Ogrou
    If the elves had fought them,
    it would've been quite a struggle.
[11:12] Ogrou
    But we were fully prepared,
    which made it downright appetizing.
[11:25] Kingdom Soldier A
    Hey, the road!
[11:30] Ogrou
    The boulders, which had been enchanted,
[11:32] Ogrou
    went after those who fought and fled equally.
[11:36] Ogrou
    And those 500 troops were
    reduced to 300 in an instant.
[11:41] Ogrou
    Which is when our ranged attack squadron,
    Regret, fired upon them in waves.
[11:47] Ogrou
    Even if they dodged that,
[11:48] Ogrou
    they found themselves falling into pits
    that were surrounded by goblins.
[11:53] Ogrou
    That brought their number
    down to under 100. But...
[11:57] Steel Knight
    All of you! Form up with the
    other survivors and make us a wall!
[12:03] Steel Knight
    I don't care if you have to use your shields
    or corpses, but I want cover!
[12:08] Ogrou
    That knight in the steel armor
    knows what he's doing.
[12:17] Ogrou
    The situation had turned into a siege,
    so we had to change our approach.
[12:22] Ogrou
    Ogrekichi, rush in and take
    the enemy commander hostage.
[12:26] Ogrekichi
    Right!
[12:28] Kingdom Mage A
    Here they come! Fire!
[12:30] Kingdom Mage A
    Do not let them get close!
[12:36] Ogrou
    We attacked each individual enemy with
    three of our own, for optimal effectiveness.
[12:42] Ogrou
    I'm wondering if Ogrekichi will be
    able to hold back enough.
[12:50] Steel Knight
    Shit!
[12:52] Steel Knight
    You guys just don't play fair, huh?
[12:55] Ogrekichi
    What's so funny?
[13:05] Ogrou
    Even with the advantage of
    Ogrekichi not trying to kill him,
[13:08] Ogrou
    it's impressive this knight can
    fight so well all on his own.
[13:10] Ogrou
    He's gonna come in handy.
[13:19] Ogrekichi
    All done, Ogrou! It was a lot of fun.
[13:23] Ogrou
    Nice one!
[13:26] Ogrou
    A pretty good result, once again.
[13:28] Ogrou
    And like last time, I made a report
    to daddy elf, and we headed home.
[13:33] Narrator
    Sorcerer, Shielder, Sentinel,
    Archer, Hunter, Item Creator,
SIGN    You Have Learned the Ability:
    
    
    

[13:37] Narrator
    Shield Bash, Strategy, Growth,
    Knowledge of the Sword,
[13:39] Narrator
    Knowledge of Defense, Shield Wall,
    All Appraisal. Magic Item.
[13:42] Ogrekichi
    He kinda reminds me of you.
[13:46] Ogrou
    I guess I can understand getting fired up
    when things seem more dangerous.
[13:54] Dhami
    Um, y'know... fighting
    has got me all worked up.
[14:01] Dhami
    I want to have your baby, Ogrou.
[14:05] Ogrou
    Direct requests like that...
    are good, in my opinion.
SIGN    Day 74
[14:14] Prisoner A
    What in the world is that black ogre?
[14:17] Prisoner B
    Shutting us in here, alive...
[14:20] Prisoner B
    This is more humiliating than being killed.
[14:23] Steel Knight
    Shut the hell up.
[14:25] Steel Knight
    And calm down a little.
[14:27] Steel Knight
    They're giving us food and a
     place to sleep. Could be worse.
[14:30] Prisoner A
    I don't expect a jumped-up
    commoner like you to understand!
[14:33] Prisoner A
    What has been done to us nobles
    is a disgrace that will—
[14:36] Steel Knight
    Oh, really? Good to know.
[14:38] Steel Knight
    If you're feeling up to whining,
    you're probably fine.
[14:45] Ogrou
    You will tell me why the humans
    have made a move on the elvish lands.
[14:50] Ogrou
    The cause of this whole mess
[14:53] Ogrou
    stems from the first princess of one
    of the human kingdoms, Sternbert,
[14:58] Ogrou
    having come down with a rare disease
    that is fatal 99% of cases.
[15:02] Ogrou
    Not only that, but she is betrothed
[15:05] Ogrou
    to the future emperor of the
    neighboring Kilika Empire.
[15:09] Ogrou
    That being the case, the king
    decreed that a cure must be found.
[15:14] Ogrou
    With the entire kingdom behind the search,
[15:18] Ogrou
    they found out about the
    secret elvish medicine,
[15:22] Ogrou
    made with the blessing of
    the Demigod of Forests.
[15:25] Ogrou
    In summary, human greed
    brought about this war.
[15:31] Ogrou
    What a troublesome race of creatures.
[15:36] Ogrou
    Then again, maybe that's
    my old human side speaking.
[15:44] Earthe
    What the...
[15:47] Ogrekichi
    What is it, Earthe?!
[15:49] Dhami
    Are we being invaded?
[15:51] Earthe
    I dunno!
[15:54] Ogrou
    What's all the racket about?!
[16:02] Humans
    A hot spring?
[16:04] Ogrou
    Sorry about the holdup, everyone!
[16:07] Ogrou
    It boosts your healing ability,
    clears any nasty status ailments,
[16:11] Ogrou
    and, in addition to those fantastical
    effects, it also helps your skin!
[16:14] Ogrou
    This lovely new facility is here to bring you
    sublime warmth and comfort!
[16:18] Ogrou
    It's called...
[16:20] Ogrou
    Our baths!
[16:34] Earthe
    You okay there, Kichi?!
[16:36] Spellsei
    You have such beautiful skin, Dhami.
[16:39] Bloodsato
    You do too, Sei.
[16:42] Blacksmith
    Your body is amazing, Bloodsato.
[16:44] Sisters
    So is yours, Miss Smith.
[16:46] Alchemist
    You two have no shortage of charms, either.
[16:49] Red
    You're lovely too, Miss Alchemist!
[16:57] Red
    What about me?!
[16:59] Ogrou
    She literally dug something
    awesome up. Way to go, Earthe!
SIGN    Day 75
[17:07] Ogrou
    The next day, I had some concerns,
[17:11] Ogrou
    so I started some new training
    using our human prisoners.
[17:15] Ogrou
    The idea is to have the others
    work on their leadership skills,
[17:20] Ogrou
    by basically running a simulated
    battle with real soldiers.
[17:25] Dhami
    All archers, focus your fire
    on rear-line spear troops!
[17:29] Spellsei
    Defensive troops, deploy to the center.
[17:32] Ogrou
    They give orders to the
    appropriately outfitted soldiers,
[17:35] Ogrou
    and you win if you're able
    to beat the other person.
[17:37] Ogrou
    I stood on the sidelines as a judge.
[17:40] Ogrou
    Okay, you're dead! Clear out!
[17:43] Ogrou
    Dhami and Spellsei
    are looking pretty strong,
[17:47] Ogrou
    but Ogrekichi and Bloodsato
    couldn't eke out any wins...
[17:52] Earthe
    Kichi! You gonna be okay?
[17:55] Ogrou
    I guess we're seeing a distinction
    between the muscleheads and the rest.
[17:59] Noble A
    Why are goblins, of all creatures,
    practicing military maneuvers?
[18:04] Noble B
    What are they plotting?
[18:12] Steel Knight
    Look, I'm tired of smacking bones around.
[18:15] Steel Knight
    I was hoping to give you
    a shot. How about it?
[18:18] Ogrou
    You've really got guts.
[18:21] Ogrou
    The courage to face me even as his
    comrades lose, one after another...
[18:26] Ogrou
    I've developed a real appreciation
    for the steel knight.
[18:32] Steel Knight
    What's this?
[18:33] Ogrou
    There's a good chance I'd smash you
    to pieces without evening the odds.
[18:46] Ogrou
    For him to try and stand up to a rare
    species ogre without any weapons...
[19:03] Oregkichi
    I wanna fight him too, Ogrou!
[19:08] Ogrou
    I think our new friend's fighting spirit
    lit a fire under Ogrekichi, too.
[19:14] Smith
    He's really good!
[19:16] Alchemist
    It may be a waste keeping him as a prisoner.
[19:19] Red
    Wow...
[19:20] Sisters
    Oh, is it okay if we take Ogrou, then?
[19:28] Steel Knight
    The region I'm from has
    plenty of demi-humans, y'know?
[19:32] Steel Knight
    So for me, you folks are easier
    to talk to than those nobles.
[19:37] Steel Knight
    Hell, I genuinely don't get what
    they have against demi-humans.
[19:40] Ogrou
    I see.
[19:42] Sisters
    By all means, have a lot!
[19:44] Steel Knight
    This place is amazing.
[19:45] Dhami
    I will!
[19:46] Steel Knight
    Demi-humans, beastmen,
    and humans all together.
[19:51] Steel Knight
    It's clear how good a job
    you've done uniting them.
[19:55] Steel Knight
    This could be a trick by the God of Fate...
[20:00] Steel Knight
    But I'm done serving the kingdom.
    I wanna work for you.
[20:06] Ogrou
    I just can't resist people with
    that earnest look in their eyes.
[20:17] Ogrou
    And if they're talented,
    I'm better off making use of them.
[20:22] Ogrou
    Starting today, he'll be your master.
[20:25] Ogrou
    You need to learn the unique human
    combat skills, Arts, from him.
SIGN    Day 77
[20:38] Ogrou
    We've still got plenty of room at our place,
[20:41] Ogrou
    but these guys aren't improving at all..
[20:44] Ogrou
    Keeping them around is just
    going to have them underfoot.
[20:47] Elf Chief
    We'll take them off your hands.
[20:49] Ogrou
    One other thing. Could you tell me about
     this medicine the humans are after?
[20:55] Elf Chief
    It's what I gave to you before.
[20:58] Ogrou
    I never got the details,
[21:00] Ogrou
    but it's apparently a pretty huge deal,
    and can cure just about any illness.
[21:05] Ogrou
    Why would you give me something so precious?
[21:09] Elf Chief
    Well, our laws forbid us
    from sharing it with humans,
[21:14] Elf Chief
    but they say nothing about sharing it
    with the ogre who saved my daughter.
[21:17] Elf Chief
    It's that simple.
SIGN    You Have Learned the Ability:
[21:23] Narrator
    Quick Regeneration. Blood of Panacea.
SIGN    You Have Learned the Ability:
[21:27] Ogrou
    Blood of panawhat now?
[21:36] Noble A
    Wh-What in the world...
[21:39] Noble A
    It's not just my injuries...
    My back pain is gone too.
[21:43] Ogrou
    What the hell? This is getting scary.
[21:47] Ogrou
    A single drop of blood did that.
    What would happen with more?
[21:52] Ogrou
    Have I powered up into some
    seriously crazy territory?
SIGN    Next time: