# E6 - Re:Medy
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***SIGN*** Day 71
**[00:12] (Flashback) Elf messenger**
The human army is finally
advancing on the Kudel Woods.
**[00:18] (Flashback) Elf messenger**
However, the contract will be considered
void in the event of a retreat.
**[00:23] (Flashback) Ogrou**
I humbly accept the job.
**[00:25] (Flashback) Ogrou**
But we'll be making our own moves.
**[00:29] Ogrou**
* And so, that was how our mercenary company,*
* Parabellum, began its first job.*
**[00:34] Ogrou**
* We've got an assortment of 36 members,*
* and with Spellsei's sorcery,*
**[00:38] Ogrou**
* our familiars can join us completely*
* silently, for a total number of 73.*
**[00:44] Ogrou**
*We deployed early in the morning.*
**[02:22] Ogrou**
*We deployed so early*
**[02:25] Ogrou**
* based on item from the squad I had sent*
* in advance to scout a human garrison.*
**[02:36] Spellsei**
These kinds of magical barriers
**[02:38] Spellsei**
can usually prevent monsters of a lower
level than the caster from entering.
**[02:42] Spellsei**
The sooner we bring it down, the better.
**[02:44] Ogrou**
Everybody, surround the barrier.
**[02:47] Ogrou**
*Once we confirmed we were all in position,*
**[02:51] Ogrou**
* I used my silver arm's*
* Attribute Echo to boost Gáe Derg...*
**[02:57] Ogrou**
*So that it could take the barrier down.*
**[03:08] Soldiers**
What happened?!
**[03:20] Ogrou**
*Once the humans' escape route was cut off,*
**[03:22] Ogrou**
* Dhami and Spellsei took point on a*
* coordinated magical barrage.*
**[03:27] Ogrou**
*I churned out a horde of skeletons*
**[03:31] Ogrou**
* and launched spears*
* to wipe out their cannon fodder.*
**[03:39] Ogrou**
* I was impressed to find that wasn't enough*
* to take them down entirely, though.*
**[03:53] Ogrou**
I see. That lady knight
must be their commander.
**[03:57] Ogrou**
I should say hello.
**[04:08] Lady Knight**
That black ogre is the one
controlling the army of undead!
**[04:13] Lady Knight**
We will strike him down, together!
**[04:15] Kingdom soldiers**
Yes, ma'am!
**[04:21] Lady knight**
Do it now!
**[04:30] Ogrou**
*A buff to increase her speed, huh?*
**[04:33] Ogrou**
*She's got a knack for assessing situations,*
**[04:35] Ogrou**
* and the mana she's draped in*
* is of nice quality.*
**[04:38] Ogrou**
* Aiming to gouge my heart out*
* with a thrust isn't a bad call either.*
**[04:48] Red Swordsman**
Commander!
**[04:51] Ogrou**
Okay, I like what I'm seeing here.
You all get to live.
**[04:56] Lady knight**
Do not presume to make such
claims, ogre! Your life is mine!
**[05:00] Ogrou**
I can appreciate a bit of bluster.
You're a finer woman than I figured.
**[05:05] Lady Knight**
Be silent! If you desire me,
then demonstrate your strength!
**[05:10] Lady Knight**
Should I be defeated, you
will be free to do as you wish!
**[05:15] Ogrou**
That right?
**[05:17] Ogrou**
The lady knight, the sorcerer, the priestess,
and the swordswoman with the flaming sword:
**[05:22] Ogrou**
Take the four of them alive.
**[05:26] Ogrou**
With the others, kill them,
eat them, do what you like.
**[05:29] Ogrou**
If you want to win, come at me
with everything you've got!
**[05:32] Ogrou**
*What unfolded in the next few minutes*
**[05:36] Ogrou**
* was less like a battle and more*
* like a one-sided humiliation.*
**[05:48] Kingdom Knight A**
Leave it to me, Lady Dhami!
**[05:50] Kingdom Knight A**
I'll slaughter this filth!
**[05:53] Kingdom Knight B**
No, you're wrong! I'll be the one to
make Lady Dhami's wish come true!
**[05:57] Dhami**
I've never used them before, and I have to say,
these Charmed Evil Eyes are pretty nasty.
**[06:07] Bloodsato**
Now, everyone, let's see you
really energetically terrified!
**[06:11] Kingdom Knight D**
What is that?!
**[06:14] Kingdom Knight E**
Blood from the corpses
is turning into blades!
**[06:16] Earthe**
Miss Bloodsato's really having a blast!
**[06:19] Earthe**
Better not miss out on the fun!
**[06:23] Ogrou**
* Ultimately, we were able to defeat*
* the enemy without a single loss.*
**[06:30] Ogrou**
* But this lady knight's sword did*
* manage to reach me, just once.*
**[06:36] Ogrou**
*The attack hardly any damage,*
**[06:39] Ogrou**
* but that she even pulled that off*
* was genuinely impressive.*
**[06:47] Black Mage**
Please, run...
**[06:51] Spellsei**
I believe that dragon is
Weiss Flamen Dragon.
**[06:56] Spellsei**
Even Ogrou might not be able to withstand
a direct hit from a 5th-level spell like that.
**[07:01] Spellsei**
Especially with that lady knight
willing to die to ensure he's hit with it.
**[07:05] Black Mage**
I can't... control it any longer...
**[07:09] Black Mage**
Forgive me...
**[07:17] Ogrou**
Sorry, but it looks like I win this fight.
**[07:19] Ogrou**
And I have no intention of letting you die.
**[07:29] Spellsei**
I see what he's doing. He's made a
magical shield with 3rd-level demise magic,
**[07:35] Spellsei**
plus a vacuum shield
created by Aero Master,
**[07:38] Spellsei**
and a three-layered shield of
high-pressure water produced by Hydro Hand,
**[07:42] Spellsei**
launched at high velocity by Back Attack.
**[07:45] Spellsei**
It took quite a bit of doing,
but he was able to neutralize the dragon.
**[07:55] Ogrou**
* And so, the battle ended*
* in our complete victory.*
**[07:59] Ogrou**
* And being able to take so many powerful*
* fighters prisoner is a big deal.*
**[08:05] Lady Knight**
U-Unbelievable...
**[08:09] Ogrou**
* Considering I was nice enough to let them live,*
* they're going to be working hard.*
**[08:14] Ogrou**
Alright, everyone, get ready to pull out!
**[08:18] Narrator**
* Brave Heart. Sweep. Militia Control.*
* Quick Reading. Commander. Heavy Sword.*
***SIGN*** You Have Learned the Ability:
**[08:21] Narrator**
* Minstrel. Strategist. Lancer. Slave.*
* Farmer. Monk. Heavy Warrior. Light Warrior.*
**[08:25] Narrator**
* Smithing. Evasion Up. Wheel Slash. Cross Slash.*
* Stiffen Breathing. Light Breathing.*
**[08:28] Narrator**
* One-Sided Justice. Unwavering Faith.*
* Foolish Belief. Chain Soul.*
**[08:31] Elf Chief**
Hello, there.
**[08:33] Ogrou**
You act pretty fast, for a ruler.
**[08:38] Elf Chief**
The advance of the human army has
fallen apart, thanks to your forces.
**[08:43] Elf Chief**
So, we've come to share
drinks and celebrate!
**[08:47] Ogrou**
*Out of gratitude, huh? Okay, then.*
**[08:54] Ogrou**
* I was trying to be polite and see*
* how many days they could withstand,*
**[08:58] Ogrou**
* but it looks like humans are more honest*
* with themselves than elves,*
**[09:02] Ogrou**
*along with the chemicals reacting faster.*
**[09:05] Lady Kngiht**
Don't do this! Don't you
realize I'm a noblewoman?!
**[09:09] Lady Kngiht**
I'm not supposed to have premarital relations!
**[09:12] Ogrou**
Well, I'm an ogre,
so it's not like it counts, right?
**[09:13] Lady Knight**
Stay back! Don't touch me!
**[09:16] Lady Knight**
Hey, stop!
**[09:19] Lady Knight**
Oh, mercy!
**[09:20] Ogrou**
*There were all kinds of screams that night.*
***SIGN*** Day 72
**[09:29] Ogrou**
* With the earrings in place,*
* they couldn't lie or hide things anymore,*
**[09:33] Ogrou**
*so I was able to obtain a lot of intel.*
**[09:35] Ogrou**
* Information I would share*
* with daddy elf, too.*
**[09:40] Ogrou**
*And a part of that boiled down to...*
**[09:42] (Flashback) Elf Chief**
I feel bad relying on you all
to such an extent.
**[09:45] (Flashback) Elf Chief**
To say nothing of what it does
for elvish morale.
**[09:48] (Flashback) Elf Chief**
So, I would like you to share anything
you learn from the captives.
**[09:52] (Flashback) Elf Chief**
We'll use it so that we can fight, as well.
**[09:55] (Flashback) Elf Chief**
You will of course be compensated.
**[09:58] (Flashback) Elf Chief**
How about another ten
barrels of these spirits?
**[10:01] (Flashback) Ogrou**
Oh, you're a shrewd business elf!
**[10:05] Ogrou**
* And so, unable to resist*
* the call of tasty drinks,*
**[10:08] Ogrou**
*I shared the new intel with daddy elf.*
**[10:11] Ogrou**
* Y'ello? I've been able to find out the route*
* the humans' main force will use to advance.*
**[10:16] Ogrou**
*So, we're gonna ambush 'em.*
**[10:19] Ogrou**
* The humans are trying to take*
* advantage of their superior numbers*
**[10:22] Ogrou**
*by closing in from multiple directions.*
**[10:24] Ogrou**
* Splitting up your forces*
* isn't always a good call,*
**[10:27] Ogrou**
* but considering how narrow the routes*
* through the Kudel Woods are,*
**[10:30] Ogrou**
*they didn't have much of a choice.*
**[10:32] Elf Chief**
You prove to be as gifted
as your reputation suggests.
**[10:35] Sara Priestess**
Father, what kind of incantation is "Y'ello"?
***SIGN*** Day 73
**[10:43] Ogrou**
* That being the case, we went ahead*
* in front of the main forces' path,*
**[10:47] Ogrou**
* and after setting plenty of traps,*
* hid ourselves in a trench.*
**[10:55] Ogrou**
* They came with a mere*
* 500 steel-armored troops,*
**[10:58] Ogrou**
*marching along in an orderly fashion.*
**[11:03] Ogrou**
* There were also about 100 wizards*
* amongst the heavy troops.*
**[11:08] Ogrou**
* If the elves had fought them,*
* it would've been quite a struggle.*
**[11:12] Ogrou**
* But we were fully prepared,*
* which made it downright appetizing.*
**[11:25] Kingdom Soldier A**
Hey, the road!
**[11:30] Ogrou**
*The boulders, which had been enchanted,*
**[11:32] Ogrou**
*went after those who fought and fled equally.*
**[11:36] Ogrou**
* And those 500 troops were*
* reduced to 300 in an instant.*
**[11:41] Ogrou**
* Which is when our ranged attack squadron,*
* Regret, fired upon them in waves.*
**[11:47] Ogrou**
*Even if they dodged that,*
**[11:48] Ogrou**
* they found themselves falling into pits*
* that were surrounded by goblins.*
**[11:53] Ogrou**
* That brought their number*
* down to under 100. But...*
**[11:57] Steel Knight**
All of you! Form up with the
other survivors and make us a wall!
**[12:03] Steel Knight**
I don't care if you have to use your shields
or corpses, but I want cover!
**[12:08] Ogrou**
That knight in the steel armor
knows what he's doing.
**[12:17] Ogrou**
* The situation had turned into a siege,*
* so we had to change our approach.*
**[12:22] Ogrou**
Ogrekichi, rush in and take
the enemy commander hostage.
**[12:26] Ogrekichi**
Right!
**[12:28] Kingdom Mage A**
Here they come! Fire!
**[12:30] Kingdom Mage A**
Do not let them get close!
**[12:36] Ogrou**
* We attacked each individual enemy with*
* three of our own, for optimal effectiveness.*
**[12:42] Ogrou**
* I'm wondering if Ogrekichi will be*
* able to hold back enough.*
**[12:50] Steel Knight**
Shit!
**[12:52] Steel Knight**
You guys just don't play fair, huh?
**[12:55] Ogrekichi**
What's so funny?
**[13:05] Ogrou**
* Even with the advantage of*
* Ogrekichi not trying to kill him,*
**[13:08] Ogrou**
* it's impressive this knight can*
* fight so well all on his own.*
**[13:10] Ogrou**
*He's gonna come in handy.*
**[13:19] Ogrekichi**
All done, Ogrou! It was a lot of fun.
**[13:23] Ogrou**
Nice one!
**[13:26] Ogrou**
*A pretty good result, once again.*
**[13:28] Ogrou**
* And like last time, I made a report*
* to daddy elf, and we headed home.*
**[13:33] Narrator**
* Sorcerer, Shielder, Sentinel,*
* Archer, Hunter, Item Creator,*
***SIGN*** You Have Learned the Ability:
**[13:37] Narrator**
* Shield Bash, Strategy, Growth,*
* Knowledge of the Sword,*
**[13:39] Narrator**
* Knowledge of Defense, Shield Wall,*
* All Appraisal. Magic Item.*
**[13:42] Ogrekichi**
He kinda reminds me of you.
**[13:46] Ogrou**
I guess I can understand getting fired up
when things seem more dangerous.
**[13:54] Dhami**
Um, y'know... fighting
has got me all worked up.
**[14:01] Dhami**
I want to have your baby, Ogrou.
**[14:05] Ogrou**
Direct requests like that...
are good, in my opinion.
***SIGN*** Day 74
**[14:14] Prisoner A**
What in the world is that black ogre?
**[14:17] Prisoner B**
Shutting us in here, alive...
**[14:20] Prisoner B**
This is more humiliating than being killed.
**[14:23] Steel Knight**
Shut the hell up.
**[14:25] Steel Knight**
And calm down a little.
**[14:27] Steel Knight**
They're giving us food and a
place to sleep. Could be worse.
**[14:30] Prisoner A**
I don't expect a jumped-up
commoner like you to understand!
**[14:33] Prisoner A**
What has been done to us nobles
is a disgrace that will—
**[14:36] Steel Knight**
Oh, really? Good to know.
**[14:38] Steel Knight**
If you're feeling up to whining,
you're probably fine.
**[14:45] Ogrou**
You will tell me why the humans
have made a move on the elvish lands.
**[14:50] Ogrou**
*The cause of this whole mess*
**[14:53] Ogrou**
* stems from the first princess of one*
* of the human kingdoms, Sternbert,*
**[14:58] Ogrou**
* having come down with a rare disease*
* that is fatal 99% of cases.*
**[15:02] Ogrou**
*Not only that, but she is betrothed*
**[15:05] Ogrou**
* to the future emperor of the*
* neighboring Kilika Empire.*
**[15:09] Ogrou**
* That being the case, the king*
* decreed that a cure must be found.*
**[15:14] Ogrou**
*With the entire kingdom behind the search,*
**[15:18] Ogrou**
* they found out about the*
* secret elvish medicine,*
**[15:22] Ogrou**
* made with the blessing of*
* the Demigod of Forests.*
**[15:25] Ogrou**
* In summary, human greed*
* brought about this war.*
**[15:31] Ogrou**
*What a troublesome race of creatures.*
**[15:36] Ogrou**
* Then again, maybe that's*
* my old human side speaking.*
**[15:44] Earthe**
What the...
**[15:47] Ogrekichi**
What is it, Earthe?!
**[15:49] Dhami**
Are we being invaded?
**[15:51] Earthe**
I dunno!
**[15:54] Ogrou**
What's all the racket about?!
**[16:02] Humans**
A hot spring?
**[16:04] Ogrou**
Sorry about the holdup, everyone!
**[16:07] Ogrou**
It boosts your healing ability,
clears any nasty status ailments,
**[16:11] Ogrou**
and, in addition to those fantastical
effects, it also helps your skin!
**[16:14] Ogrou**
This lovely new facility is here to bring you
sublime warmth and comfort!
**[16:18] Ogrou**
It's called...
**[16:20] Ogrou**
Our baths!
**[16:34] Earthe**
You okay there, Kichi?!
**[16:36] Spellsei**
You have such beautiful skin, Dhami.
**[16:39] Bloodsato**
You do too, Sei.
**[16:42] Blacksmith**
Your body is amazing, Bloodsato.
**[16:44] Sisters**
So is yours, Miss Smith.
**[16:46] Alchemist**
You two have no shortage of charms, either.
**[16:49] Red**
You're lovely too, Miss Alchemist!
**[16:57] Red**
What about me?!
**[16:59] Ogrou**
She literally dug something
awesome up. Way to go, Earthe!
***SIGN*** Day 75
**[17:07] Ogrou**
*The next day, I had some concerns,*
**[17:11] Ogrou**
* so I started some new training*
* using our human prisoners.*
**[17:15] Ogrou**
* The idea is to have the others*
* work on their leadership skills,*
**[17:20] Ogrou**
* by basically running a simulated*
* battle with real soldiers.*
**[17:25] Dhami**
All archers, focus your fire
on rear-line spear troops!
**[17:29] Spellsei**
Defensive troops, deploy to the center.
**[17:32] Ogrou**
* They give orders to the*
* appropriately outfitted soldiers,*
**[17:35] Ogrou**
* and you win if you're able*
* to beat the other person.*
**[17:37] Ogrou**
*I stood on the sidelines as a judge.*
**[17:40] Ogrou**
Okay, you're dead! Clear out!
**[17:43] Ogrou**
* Dhami and Spellsei*
* are looking pretty strong,*
**[17:47] Ogrou**
* but Ogrekichi and Bloodsato*
* couldn't eke out any wins...*
**[17:52] Earthe**
Kichi! You gonna be okay?
**[17:55] Ogrou**
* I guess we're seeing a distinction*
* between the muscleheads and the rest.*
**[17:59] Noble A**
Why are goblins, of all creatures,
practicing military maneuvers?
**[18:04] Noble B**
What are they plotting?
**[18:12] Steel Knight**
Look, I'm tired of smacking bones around.
**[18:15] Steel Knight**
I was hoping to give you
a shot. How about it?
**[18:18] Ogrou**
You've really got guts.
**[18:21] Ogrou**
* The courage to face me even as his*
* comrades lose, one after another...*
**[18:26] Ogrou**
* I've developed a real appreciation*
* for the steel knight.*
**[18:32] Steel Knight**
What's this?
**[18:33] Ogrou**
There's a good chance I'd smash you
to pieces without evening the odds.
**[18:46] Ogrou**
* For him to try and stand up to a rare*
* species ogre without any weapons...*
**[19:03] Oregkichi**
I wanna fight him too, Ogrou!
**[19:08] Ogrou**
* I think our new friend's fighting spirit*
* lit a fire under Ogrekichi, too.*
**[19:14] Smith**
He's really good!
**[19:16] Alchemist**
It may be a waste keeping him as a prisoner.
**[19:19] Red**
Wow...
**[19:20] Sisters**
Oh, is it okay if we take Ogrou, then?
**[19:28] Steel Knight**
The region I'm from has
plenty of demi-humans, y'know?
**[19:32] Steel Knight**
So for me, you folks are easier
to talk to than those nobles.
**[19:37] Steel Knight**
Hell, I genuinely don't get what
they have against demi-humans.
**[19:40] Ogrou**
I see.
**[19:42] Sisters**
By all means, have a lot!
**[19:44] Steel Knight**
This place is amazing.
**[19:45] Dhami**
I will!
**[19:46] Steel Knight**
Demi-humans, beastmen,
and humans all together.
**[19:51] Steel Knight**
It's clear how good a job
you've done uniting them.
**[19:55] Steel Knight**
This could be a trick by the God of Fate...
**[20:00] Steel Knight**
But I'm done serving the kingdom.
I wanna work for you.
**[20:06] Ogrou**
* I just can't resist people with*
* that earnest look in their eyes.*
**[20:17] Ogrou**
* And if they're talented,*
* I'm better off making use of them.*
**[20:22] Ogrou**
Starting today, he'll be your master.
**[20:25] Ogrou**
You need to learn the unique human
combat skills, Arts, from him.
***SIGN*** Day 77
**[20:38] Ogrou**
We've still got plenty of room at our place,
**[20:41] Ogrou**
but these guys aren't improving at all..
**[20:44] Ogrou**
Keeping them around is just
going to have them underfoot.
**[20:47] Elf Chief**
We'll take them off your hands.
**[20:49] Ogrou**
One other thing. Could you tell me about
this medicine the humans are after?
**[20:55] Elf Chief**
It's what I gave to you before.
**[20:58] Ogrou**
*I never got the details,*
**[21:00] Ogrou**
* but it's apparently a pretty huge deal,*
* and can cure just about any illness.*
**[21:05] Ogrou**
Why would you give me something so precious?
**[21:09] Elf Chief**
Well, our laws forbid us
from sharing it with humans,
**[21:14] Elf Chief**
but they say nothing about sharing it
with the ogre who saved my daughter.
**[21:17] Elf Chief**
It's that simple.
***SIGN*** You Have Learned the Ability:
**[21:23] Narrator**
*Quick Regeneration. Blood of Panacea.*
***SIGN*** You Have Learned the Ability:
**[21:27] Ogrou**
*Blood of panawhat now?*
**[21:36] Noble A**
Wh-What in the world...
**[21:39] Noble A**
It's not just my injuries...
My back pain is gone too.
**[21:43] Ogrou**
*What the hell? This is getting scary.*
**[21:47] Ogrou**
* A single drop of blood did that.*
* What would happen with more?*
**[21:52] Ogrou**
* Have I powered up into some*
* seriously crazy territory?*
***SIGN*** Next time: