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E7 - Can Fighters Make Lots of Money?

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SIGN    Enter your name
SIGN    Back Finish
SIGN    Enter your name Yu
SIGN    Enter your name Yui
SIGN    Enter your name Yuina
SIGN    Enter your name Yui
SIGN    Enter your name Yuin
SIGN    Enter your name Yuinya
SIGN    Enter your name Yuinya Your name is Yuinya, okay?
SIGN    Enter your name Yuinya Your name is Yuinya, okay? Yes No
[01:10] ---
    Why have we become dot pictures?!
[01:13] ---
    We all have the same face, meow.
[01:14] ---
    Irina - Yuinya - Saori - Nejiusa
[01:15] ---
    It's funny we're so square!
[01:18] ---
    What happened to the production site?
[01:20] ---
    This is a case where it
    looks like they're cutting
[01:22] ---
    corners but it's actually
    more time-consuming...
[01:25] ---
    Kibou ga afureru mirai
[01:29] ---
    Nandomo egaita yume ga
[01:32] ---
    Asu o kaete yukuyo
[01:35] ---
    Susumi tsuzukeyou,
[01:37] ---
    Believe in Sky
[01:50] ---
    Mada shiranai hajimete no michi fumidasu ippo
[01:56] ---
    Sono yuuki ga atarashii deai o yobu
[02:02] ---
    Sekai no door ga hiraitara susumou
[02:06] ---
    Chikai atta anohi no memory
[02:09] ---
    Sotto kakaete
[02:13] ---
    Mayou toki wa ookiku senobi o shite
[02:18] ---
    Atarashii kaze ni fukarete
[02:21] ---
    Saa Start Now!
[02:24] ---
    Shinjiru mono ga atte,
    Mamoritai mono ga aru kara
[02:31] ---
    Watashi wa tsuyoku nareru,
    kinou no jibun o koete
[02:35] ---
    Kibou ga afureru mirai
[02:38] ---
    Nandomo egaita yume ga
[02:42] ---
    Asu o kaete yukuyo
[02:44] ---
    Susumi tsuzukeyou,
[02:47] ---
    Believe in Sky
[03:01] ---
    CAN FIGHTERS MAKE LOTS OF MONEY?
[03:02] ---
    So this is the world inside
    the "Quest of Phantasia" game.
[03:05] ---
    It looks like a classic RPG, meow.
[03:09] ---
    Wow, I'm so excited!
[03:12] ---
    Hey, Saori?!
[03:13] ---
    Wait, Doc!
[03:17] ---
    This world is about to be
    dominated by a fearsome devil.
[03:23] ---
    I ask you, the legendary heroes,
    to defeat the devil and save the world!
[03:29] ---
    Okay!
[03:30] ---
    He was looking at our breast size...
[03:33] ---
    A bad king.
[03:34] ---
    But we came here to defeat
    the virus, not the devil.
[03:39] ---
    It's okay, it's okay! If I know, Maya...
[03:42] ---
    She's going to turn the devil into the
    mother virus to destroy this world.
[03:47] ---
    She's probably right.
[03:49] ---
    That sounds purrcisely like
    something Maya would do.
[03:51] ---
    All right, guys. Let's get to it!
[03:58] ---
    A tool shop!
[03:59] ---
    A weapon shop!
[04:00] ---
    ROOM
[04:00] ---
    An inn!
[04:02] ---
    And a church!
[04:04] ---
    This is an adventure! I can't wait~!
[04:08] ---
    Doc, have mew played this game before?
[04:10] ---
    Yep! I love this game!
[04:13] ---
    Really? I didn't think you would.
[04:15] ---
    Huh?
[04:15] ---
    I thought you were only interested
    in science and inventions.
[04:19] ---
    That's not true!
[04:21] ---
    Magic and monsters have no effect
    on the law of the conservation
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    of energy nor the theory of evolution.
[04:27] ---
    That makes them VERY interesting!
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    That's why... I refuse to
    allow this world to disappear!
[04:38] ---
    All right! I'll do my furry best!
[04:41] ---
    First, we have to collect information
    on the devil's whereabouts.
[04:45] ---
    Excuse me, but do you
    know where the devil is?
[04:49] ---
    This is the first country,
    The Starting Kingdom.
[04:51] ---
    But where's the devil?
[04:53] ---
    This is the first country,
    The Starting Kingdom.
[04:56] ---
    I got tha-
[04:57] ---
    This is the first country,
    The Starting Kingdom.
[04:59] ---
    Damn you! Are you trying to
    make fun of me? Just listen!
[05:01] ---
    Damn you! Are you trying to
    make fun of me? Just listen!
[05:01] ---
    This is the first country,
    The Starting Kingdom.
[05:03] ---
    He's repeating himself.
[05:03] ---
    Damn you! Are you trying to
    make fun of me? Just listen!
[05:05] ---
    Yes, as that's the basics of RPG.
[05:09] ---
    Outside of this town there
    are a lot of evil spirits.
[05:12] ---
    If you go west, you'll
    reach The Next Village.
[05:15] ---
    That still doesn't tell us anything!
[05:17] ---
    I think it means we should mew-ve
    over to The Next Village.
[05:21] ---
    That's right! That's the basics of an RPG!
[05:24] ---
    Is it?
[05:26] ---
    It is! Let's go!
[05:30] ---
    IRINA
    LEVEL
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    What's this window?
[05:34] ---
    SAORI
    LEVEL
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    Of course, it's the basics of RPG!
[05:37] ---
    YUINYA
    LEVEL
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    I don't know much about it,
    but I know that's a lie.
[05:40] ---
    Why am I included in this party?!
[05:40] ---
    NEJIUSA
    LEVEL
[05:45] ---
    Encounter with monsters!
[05:47] ---
    Wow! Monsters!
[05:49] ---
    Those are viruses!
[05:51] ---
    If that's the case...
[05:53] ---
    We have no reason to hold back, meow!
[05:55] ---
    Fight/Tactics/Retreat
[06:02] ---
    Ouch!
[06:03] ---
    Again?!
[06:04] ---
    What?!
[06:05] ---
    What the hell, meow?!
[06:07] ---
    Attacking all of us three times in a row?
[06:10] ---
    What ever happened to
    the game balance, meow?!
[06:12] ---
    We should retreat for now!
[06:13] ---
    No, we can't run away!
[06:15] ---
    Irina?!
[06:17] ---
    We're here to defeat the devil, right?
[06:19] ---
    How can we do that if we don't hold up here?!
[06:22] ---
    Now is not the time fur
    that kind of thinking!
[06:29] ---
    ALL HEROES CEASED TO EXIST!
[06:31] ---
    Oh no...
[06:33] ---
    Oh, you heroes! You all died? What a shame!
[06:38] ---
    Meow! We should've just run fast, meow!
[06:41] ---
    R-running away is not an option for heroes!
[06:44] ---
    Irina, you're fur too stubborn!
[06:47] ---
    Everyone dying at once so fast.
    It doesn't happen very often.
[06:51] ---
    It's not amewsing at all!
[06:53] ---
    Calm down, Yuina. We'll just have to redo it
    from The Starting Kingdom.
[06:57] ---
    Not really, meow!
[06:58] ---
    Because we all died, we only
    have half our money, meow!
[07:05] ---
    SAORI
    LEVEL
[07:05] ---
    It's okay, it's okay!
[07:07] ---
    We can win if we fight as usual.
[07:09] ---
    We'll get our money again, too.
[07:14] ---
    Encounter with monsters!
[07:14] ---
    See?
[07:15] ---
    This time, we'll fight without running away!
[07:17] ---
    I know! Meow, meow, meow!
[07:22] ---
    Meow?
[07:25] ---
    Meow?!
[07:27] ---
    Fire magic, Blaze!
[07:33] ---
    We made a lot of money, meow!
[07:35] ---
    Help me!
[07:36] ---
    Now I can pay for items!
[07:39] ---
    I can also roll for many gacha items, meow!
[07:42] ---
    If I can get 10 rolls for 3,000
    gold, it's purractically free!
[07:46] ---
    But "Quest of Phantasia"
    is not a pay-to-play game
[07:47] ---
    and it doesn't have gachas, either.
[07:53] ---
    So this is The Next Village.
[07:56] ---
    This is The Next Village.
[07:58] ---
    Didn't we see him in The
    Starting Kingdom, too?
[08:00] ---
    That's a different person because
    he's wearing a different color of clothes.
[08:03] ---
    Huh? What's that?
[08:08] ---
    What the hell is going on?!
[08:11] ---
    Hey, Nejiusa?!
[08:12] ---
    Wh-what are we gonna do?
[08:15] ---
    An event has occurred!
[08:19] ---
    Ghosts 'n' Goblins Graveyard
[08:22] ---
    Help meeeeee!
[08:28] ---
    Wow, that looks fun!
[08:34] ---
    Meow! There are so many!
[08:38] ---
    It's okay, it's okay! Let's go!
[08:46] ---
    Damn it, I can't jump forward.
[08:49] ---
    And my torches can't reach them, either!
[08:54] ---
    Why is this a side-scroller now?!
[08:58] ---
    Meow!
[09:01] ---
    What's going on?!
[09:03] ---
    You two follow me!
[09:08] ---
    Let me take care of this purroblem!
[09:10] ---
    Oh, no Yuina!
[09:13] ---
    You deal with me!
[09:21] ---
    Okay, right there!
[09:27] ---
    I did it... I did it!
[09:31] ---
    Oops...
[09:35] ---
    We died again, meow...
[09:37] ---
    Sorry, Saori.
[09:39] ---
    It's okay, it's okay!
[09:40] ---
    We were able to beat them thanks to you guys.
[09:43] ---
    Doc...
[09:44] ---
    Saori...
[09:46] ---
    By the way, we lost our money
    because we died again, meow.
[09:49] ---
    Is that what you're worried about?
[09:51] ---
    That's not gonna be a big deal!
[09:53] ---
    But we're not moving forward at all!
[09:57] ---
    I guess we're not.
[09:59] ---
    Where are we going next?
[10:02] ---
    We're going to the Cave of Danger,
    but there's something we should do first.
[10:07] ---
    What is there to do?
[10:09] ---
    We should save this game!
[10:12] ---
    Heroes. I will bestow a spell
    of resurrection upon you.
[10:16] ---
    A spell of resurrection?
[10:18] ---
    It's the password for saving the game.
[10:21] ---
    Igishihero sasabatsuhi onoperobu...
[10:21] ---
    IGISHIHERO
[10:23] ---
    SASABATSUHI
[10:24] ---
    What is this?!
    Igishihero sasabatsuhi onoperobu...
[10:25] ---
    ONOPEROBU
[10:25] ---
    Scary, meow!
    Igishihero sasabatsuhi onoperobu...
[10:26] ---
    MAZANAAE
[10:26] ---
    Mazanaae hirorapane...
[10:27] ---
    It does sound scary when he says it out loud.
    Mazanaae hirorapane...
[10:27] ---
    HIRORAPANE
[10:50] ---
    I can't see anything, meow.
[10:52] ---
    This is the perfect time for...
[10:54] ---
    Saori's special universal torch~!
[11:00] ---
    Wow!
[11:01] ---
    Is this the torch from the
    Ghosts 'n Goblins Graveyard?
[11:04] ---
    Yep! I modified it by amplifying
    only the light energy to diffuse it!
[11:10] ---
    It's actually very useful.
[11:12] ---
    Meow?! There's a treasure box, meow!
[11:18] ---
    Irina is confused!
[11:19] ---
    Irina is confused!
    Yuinya is confused!
[11:20] ---
    Yuinya is confused!
    Saori is confused!
[11:21] ---
    Saori is confused!
    Nejiusa is confused!
[11:26] ---
    ALL HEROES CEASED TO EXIST!
[11:30] ---
    We all died thanks to you
    opening the box without caution!
[11:33] ---
    Who doesn't open a treasure box
    when they see it, meow?!
[11:36] ---
    You should be more careful!
[11:37] ---
    More importantly, we lost our money again.
[11:40] ---
    We're going to be bankrupt, meow!
[11:43] ---
    I see. This is where we're supposed
    to chant the spell of resurrection!
[11:47] ---
    The spell of resurrection? Oh, that?
[11:50] ---
    I don't remember it at all.
[11:52] ---
    It's okay, it's okay! Well...
[11:56] ---
    Igishihero sasabatsuhi onoberobu mazanaae...
[11:56] ---
    IGISHIHERO
[11:56] ---
    SASABATSUHI
[11:57] ---
    ONOBEROBU
[11:58] ---
    MAZANAAE
[11:59] ---
    HIRORAPANE
[12:00] ---
    hirorapane!
[12:03] ---
    Whoa!
[12:04] ---
    Great job, Doc!
[12:08] ---
    The spell is incorrect.
[12:11] ---
    It's incorrect.
[12:12] ---
    Nyabahirabe ochikabunya!
[12:14] ---
    The spell is incorrect.
[12:15] ---
    That's just random, isn't it?!
[12:16] ---
    Man! Get more serious guys!
[12:34] ---
    I think we're almost at the exit.
[12:37] ---
    Doing it all over again from
    The Starting Kingdom was appawling...
[12:41] ---
    But since we've done it so many times,
    it went by pretty easily.
[12:46] ---
    You look like you're enjoying this, Saori.
[12:48] ---
    Yeah! Because we got to
    have lots of adventures!
[12:52] ---
    She's too positive, meow...
[12:58] ---
    Meow! Run!
[13:00] ---
    Irina?!
[13:01] ---
    I'll stop them here!
[13:03] ---
    Go, quickly!
[13:04] ---
    Okay.
[13:05] ---
    No, I got between them!
    I don't want us to all die again, meow!
[13:09] ---
    Wh-wh-what do we do?!
[13:11] ---
    Everybody get down! Saori's
    special universal torch!
[13:16] ---
    Breaking the critical point!
[13:25] ---
    I'm glad it went well!
[13:27] ---
    Thank God...
[13:29] ---
    I'm so tired, meow...
[13:31] ---
    Irina leveled up!
[13:33] ---
    Irina leveled up!
    Yuinya leveled up!
[13:34] ---
    Yuinya leveled up!
    Saori leveled up!
[13:36] ---
    Saori leveled up!
    Nejiusa stayed the same.
[13:37] ---
    I'm a mascot character so
    that couldn't be helped.
[13:40] ---
    Wow, this is great! We've all leveled up!
[13:43] ---
    I don't care about that right meow...
[13:45] ---
    Oh, look!
[13:52] ---
    It's so soft.
[13:55] ---
    This is purrfection...
[13:58] ---
    Get a lot of rest. We'll be heading
    to the devil's castle tomorrow.
[14:03] ---
    It'll be a piece of cake as
    long as we got Doc on our side.
[14:07] ---
    True. I'm glad Saori is with us.
[14:10] ---
    We're going to work our way
    to the devil's castle tomorrow!
[14:14] ---
    Yeah...
[14:15] ---
    Goodnight.
[14:26] ---
    Uh, where's Saori?
[14:28] ---
    What? I haven't seen her yet.
[14:30] ---
    Hmm?
[14:32] ---
    Doc?
[14:39] ---
    Oh, there you are Doc. We finally found you.
[14:42] ---
    We're about to leave.
[14:44] ---
    Okay...
[14:48] ---
    It's a piece of cake, meow!
[14:50] ---
    Don't lower your guard!
[14:52] ---
    Monster... Unknown creatures...
[14:56] ---
    Saori?
[15:00] ---
    If we defeat them, the unknown bacteria
    within their body will be released...
[15:05] ---
    Are you all right?
[15:06] ---
    Yikes! A strange, horrifying disease
    will spread out in the world and we'll all die!
[15:13] ---
    What's wrong with Saori?
[15:15] ---
    I think I've heard about this befur.
[15:17] ---
    Do you know something, Yuina?
[15:19] ---
    Just one day in a month,
    Doc becomes very negative.
[15:24] ---
    What?!
[15:29] ---
    Doc, we'll use magic to attack!
[15:32] ---
    Magic... Magic can twist the laws of physics.
[15:37] ---
    Because of its effect, the whole
    world will ceased to exist.
[15:39] ---
    What the hell are you talking about, Saori?!
[15:39] ---
    Because of its effect, the whole
    world will ceased to exist.
[15:39] ---
    What the hell are you talking about, Saori?!
[15:41] ---
    This poisoned swamp will continue to spread
    until it takes over the whole world...
[15:45] ---
    Saori!
    This poisoned swamp will continue to spread
    until it takes over the whole world...
[15:45] ---
    This poisoned swamp will continue to spread
    until it takes over the whole world...
[15:46] ---
    Take her hand quick!
    Just come out of there!
[15:46] ---
    And everyone will ceased to exist...
[15:49] ---
    Whatever happens, the
    world will cease to exist.
[15:51] ---
    So rough!
[15:59] ---
    Hey guys... that's the devil's castle!
[16:05] ---
    This is it... We won't be able to defeat the devil,
    and the world will cease to exist.
[16:11] ---
    Saori...
[16:12] ---
    Doc...
[16:14] ---
    It's all right. Don't worry, Saori.
[16:17] ---
    Yeah, it'll be fine, meow!
[16:19] ---
    Guys...!
[16:31] ---
    I commend you for making it here.
[16:36] ---
    I am the devil.
[16:38] ---
    If you join under my power, I'll
    give you half of the world.
[16:44] ---
    What do you say?
[16:45] ---
    No way, meow!
    No!
[16:48] ---
    I see...
[16:50] ---
    Then you should just cease to exist!
[17:00] ---
    You stupid humans!
[17:02] ---
    Take this!
[17:04] ---
    The maximum fire magic, Super Blaze!
[17:12] ---
    No way!
[17:15] ---
    Saori?!
[17:16] ---
    Doc?!
[17:20] ---
    Meowch! Meowch!
[17:22] ---
    I'll make an example of you and execute you!
[17:30] ---
    What's that...?
[17:36] ---
    It suits you well, humans.
[17:40] ---
    Damn it!
[17:41] ---
    Meow! Let us go, right meow!
[17:45] ---
    You can try all you want!
[17:50] ---
    What's that?
[17:54] ---
    I came to rescue you!
[17:56] ---
    Saori!
[17:57] ---
    Doc!
[17:58] ---
    In my right hand is the
    maximum ice magic, Super Freeze!
[18:02] ---
    And in my left hand is the
    maximum fire magic, Super Blaze!
[18:07] ---
    Fire!
[18:10] ---
    It's hot and cold!
[18:15] ---
    Good morning, guys!
[18:16] ---
    You're back to normal, Saori!
[18:18] ---
    What do you mean?
[18:19] ---
    It means a day has passed, meow!
[18:21] ---
    What are you talking about?
[18:23] ---
    She doesn't realize how she was acting.
[18:26] ---
    What impudence! No matter
    what you do, it's pointless!
[18:32] ---
    We're the ones who'll win!
[18:34] ---
    Fools!
[18:36] ---
    Explosive Fist of Cat!
[18:39] ---
    Magic repellant and devil killer!
    Polar Star Sword of Thunder!
[18:43] ---
    Super electric magic, Rumble Flash!
[18:50] ---
    Hey, wait a minute! One after another?!
[18:54] ---
    Yes, we did it!
[18:57] ---
    "We did it!"? Damn you, I'm really pissed!
[19:02] ---
    TRANSFORMATION!
[19:10] ---
    That's his true appearance. Cool!
[19:12] ---
    It's pretty common...
[19:17] ---
    Super Blaze!
[19:34] ---
    What should we do? What should we do?
[19:37] ---
    I know, memorial change!
[19:39] ---
    Yeah!
[19:43] ---
    I furgot all about that!
[19:47] ---
    Here we go!
[20:05] ---
    They told me I was gonna be a regular.
[20:08] ---
    Oh no!
[20:14] ---
    We defeated him!
[20:16] ---
    You all did great!
[20:18] ---
    Thank goodness Saori came.
[20:21] ---
    You're the best hero, meow!
[20:24] ---
    I really enjoyed having
    an adventure with you all!
[20:29] ---
    Yeah, me too!
[20:32] ---
    I had fun, too, meow!
[20:40] ---
    The main character has finally appeared!
[20:41] ---
    Go on!
[20:43] ---
    H-huh?
[20:46] ---
    Oh, hey! Are you kidding?!
    This is all I get?! No close-up?!
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